EPIC Minecraft House Defense Battle

And so guys you only get one diamond for all your purchases okay here’s your diamond great then here are your products there are a 100 different types of meat here there are watermelons and apples that’s all it seems exit from the back have a nice day thank you for

Everything Mikey let’s go home then it’s time for some cool cooking okay let’s run home then and so your goal is the guy in red and the green guy just knock them out and bring them where I said here’s your payment and most importantly don’t overdo it see you later okay everything

Will be done in the best possible way and without complaints brother can you imagine this they gave us so much money for capturing two guys I wonder what they can do if they gave so much for them let’s take a seat and most importantly don’t make any unnecessary

Noise otherwise they’ll notice us and it will be more difficult to catch them once and twice let’s knock them out that’s all business for 2 seconds but they paid for a whole gang we have fulfilled our part of the deal now we can go celebrate such such a thing 2

Hours later oh why were we at home and why is our house surrounded by lava oh my God what’s going on here what is she doing here I’ve already defeated you so many times and you keep coming back hello my friends so you woke up I asked

Good people to help me bring you to your house which I fenced with lava I won’t tell you too much but you have a portal in your backyard only through him will you get out of here are you kidding what is the purpose of this portal JJ he’s

Really here behind the doors let you jump first and I will follow you somehow I don’t feel like it come on I don’t want to I was the first to jump every time so it’s your turn okay you’re right 1 2 3 oh my God where am I have we been

Deceived this is some kind of prison and there is not a hint of Salvation here Mikey are you okay yes everything is fine I have already examined my cell and I have nothing at all to escape so I give up and you check yourself what how

Can you even give up so easily go and have a better look at the camera maybe you missed something okay now it’s my turn to think about what to do to escape from here I see I have some kind of hatch and here the pickaxe is stored in

A chest this is luck probably from the previous prisoner we need to think about where to use this pickaxe I see that I have a very strange floor under my bed so it makes sense to break these blocks and find out what awaits me here and here’s some kind of stone Corridor

Awaits me and then I hope there is a way out of here but there is no Lava or some blocks here why was parkour placed here that is the question okay the main thing is to hope that my parkour skills are still as strong as before because it’s

One thing to parkour over a regular floor and parkour over a giant lava floor I have never done parkour like this before today the maximum is above the water but this is a completely different level there are also these stairs here how difficult and scary it

Is this is a very difficult parkour how can I jump like that and not fall why did someone create this hell okay there’s just one last step left and I’m saved from the possibility of burning in lava next a stunning Labyrinth awaits me how I missed them only recently I went

Through several labyrinths and now again I have to wander through these endless dead ends I’ll go here and there’s nothing here and if I go to another place there’ll be nothing there either I hope today random is on my side and I will quickly find a way out of here I

Wish there was some kind of map of the labyrinth or a hint where to go but there are only walls and dead ends here it’s sad very sad but we don’t give up 2 hours later I’ve already completed all the routes there are so this should be

The final one there’s some kind of room with a button nothing bad will happen if I press it so we are not afraid of anything let’s go to the count of 3 2 1 oh my God where did I end up I thought that the button would take me at least

To the prison where Mikey is and I would free him but I found myself in a room full of zombies I was lucky that I Found a Diamond Sword here so now I’ll quickly scatter these weaklings and we can move on through the portal at the end of the

Room get punched in the face by a zombie this is for you for standing in my way to Freedom you could just hide in the corner of the room but you don’t have enough brains for that there are fewer and fewer of you so the victory is

Definitely mine well I won and didn’t even get seriously injured I hope this portal will send me to Mikey forward friends I hear some strange sounds at the end of the quter I think I see Mike that evil spirit pass the test try to defeat us guards and save I will beat

You with my giant strong sword and then it’s your turn to be an evil spirit this is for you for the constant attempts to steal our souls and the trials that caused me stress cheers Victory cheers JJ you win H somehow I’m already tired of this

Fishing hey JJ can you hear me I’m already tired of fishing let’s go home cook it and eat it I think you’re right I myself was kind of tired of standing around and waiting for at least one fish to be caught so we ran home hooray we’re going home I really want to

Relax and that’s how I ended up in the school of magic can you imagine all you had to do was give money and everything worked out here are my friends I’ve been waiting for them to return home after fishing for so long and they’ve finally returned tonight I will kidnap them with

The help of my soul crystals night has finally come I almost fell asleep in these bushes while I was waiting but now it’s time to stop resting and go steal my friends very quietly they don’t don’t even suspect that in a couple of hours they will be sitting behind bars and

Begging for me to let them go what a wonderful feeling of anticipation of theft and here is my first friend’s room he is sleeping and does not even suspect that he will soon cry from Fear here you are my friend next in line is your brother in Misfortune it’s their own

Fault for calling me out of my captivity so get into the crystal too it’s time to pick him up and run to my secret prison because souls are stored in crystals for an extremely short amount of time so let’s run away from here as fast as we

Can what where I am hey let me out with Mikey why were we locked in prison you finally woke up hello my victims you are in a Cell in my prison here I will keep you until I prepare everything to absorb your souls and regain my power so it’s good for you to

Be behind bars and my preparations are waiting for me so wait and pray that everything goes quickly and without pain no let us out out what should we do Mikey do you have any plan on how we can escape from here there are two guards here so we have very little chance well

Our situation is very difficult we can only believe in a miracle that someone will save us or something unusual will happen and we will be able to escape hey brother I see you’ve been working here recently let’s have some strong drinks to get acquainted anyway we still have

To guard them for a lot of hours and they won’t be able to escape without the keys and the door is stronger than Ste I like this idea so let’s go have a few drinks then pour me a drink for meeting you 2 hours later look JJ they seem to

Have had too much alcohol and are sleeping now this is our chance I’m a master at picking locks so I can knock him out with a couple of blows without any problems have you seen this power this is our chance to escape from here

So let’s run as fast as we can I see that there is some kind of secret drawer under the table and inside we have a shovel this means that this piece of land in the corner is definitely leading eating us somewhere just where so now let’s start excavations and find out

What this place hides I think there will be a way out the main thing is to believe in it we found ourselves in some strange place there is lava below and blocks on the walls some kind of Parkour but why it’s here is not clear as if an

Evil spirit is playing some kind of game with us fortunately parkour here is not very difficult although the cost of a mistake is very high then I see we have a labyrinth this is a very difficult thing but I hope to quickly find a way

Out of here so far I have no luck at all from the very beginning and I only come across dead ends the main thing is not to make mistakes yourself and think faster so as not to stay here forever I don’t want to be caught by an evil

Spirit oh why is this labant so cruel to me why is it so difficult and why is luck not on my side I just want to get out of here and there are dead ends on all sides I hope I find a way out I also ran through such a gigantic Corridor

Just for the sake of the empty signs it was was empty in the minds of the creators of these labyrinths but I’m not giving up I definitely feel like I’m already close to leaving here I can already see myself leaving here on the street hooray I went out onto the stairs

She will definitely lead me where I need to go there’s another dead end nearby but that doesn’t matter anymore further I see I have another test ahead of me but how many doors do I have to open my hands are not made of titanium I may get

Tired of opening this mountain of doors who even thought of such a test okay parkour and Labyrinth but this is too much I hope this is the last test otherwise I’ll collapse without strength okay you just need to gather your strength and move on until the very end

Great now my task is to go through invisible blocks that I can only see by aiming at them a real torturer created this location I hope JJ also passes these tests otherwise I lost him I would like to drink a flight potion and just fly through all these jokes from the

Creator but I have no choice wow this is a gorgeous room with buttons I hope one of them sends me home I didn’t even see where the buttons were the first time who came up with the idea to make them the colors of the walls well where’s the right button I’m so

Tired oh JJ hi were you able to get out of here too how cool let’s run away from here faster yes Mikey I was also able to pass these tests and was waiting for you after you dug a hole I was teleported to another Place so I thought about my life and realized that I really miss Sports I can already see more and more folds appearing on my stomach so this cannot continue I’ll go now and ask Mikey to play sports with me I’m a master of negotiations so there won’t be any

Difficulties if something happens I will intimidate him with the fact that he will not run away from the evil spirit oh hi Mikey want to go for a light jog today so 10 km sounds like a good idea so let’s try to keep up with my frantic

Pace I was the best in athletics at school wow I didn’t think that you would agree so quickly I thought I’d already start blackmailing that you wouldn’t run away from the spirits if something happened ha I see they decided to play sports to escape from me every time but

This time they won’t succeed after all I’m going to lure them into my new trap and take all their strength there that’s all while they are running their slow circles around the house I managed to build a portal to my world we are waiting for them to run there pH I’m so

Tired of running wait what is this in our backyard JJ do you see this portal how did he get here um I don’t know it looks like someone gave us a portal to an unknown destination I think nothing bad will happen if I jump in there and

You follow me what Mikey where are we it looks like some kind of giant apartment with a bunch of rooms and no roof and what is this record in my hand I think it will fit perfectly with some kind of player hello my beloved friends I am so

Grateful to you for freeing me from the imprisonment of another world so before I kill you I will give you a chance to survive you just need to hide for a minute and if I don’t find you in a minute the portal will open oh my God

Mikey we need to hide now let’s go so I only have a minute where should I hide I think it would be best to hide in the nearest room most likely she will try to find us in the farthest room I see someone’s bedroom here there is a

Bedside table right in the lobe it suits me very well I’ll hide in it she definitely won’t be able to find me here the entrance is from the back so everything is even more complicated here I look at three doors and behind each there is a small room I’ll do the smart

Thing and hide above them so I can escape through one of the rooms as for me this is an ideal place to hide from an evil spirit all you have to do is wait for her to go hunting and hold out for a minute so I have a whole minute so

I think I will have time to reach the last room in the farthest room she may simply not have time to find me by the time she gets there half the time will already have passed which gives me an excellent Head Start I want to hide in

Some place where they won’t even think of looking for me here in the toilet or in the drawer you need to think well it seems to me that in this place they will find me faster than anything else I think I need to hide in some corner or

Something like that I’ll look now maybe there’s a secret passage to the locker so far I don’t see anything that would be a worthy place for my preservation I think that in the corner of this room you can find something but perhaps My legs will be visible so I need something

More reliable some kind of room that no one would think to look into here it seems to me that there is a concept for hiding she definitely won’t go see if I broke the wall of the bathroom cabinet it’s too long a task this looks like the perfect place to

Hide a minute passed and I was finally able to get into this world my power is growing so that I can already move as I want but only a couple of times a day time to search because I myself have a little more than a minute to do all the

Searching I think that there is no point in looking in the nearest room only a strange person will hide there the middle room is ideal for hiding here I am now and we’ll look at all the places available to me now I will search every

Corner of this room no one can hide from me I’ll just dig through every millimeter of space here it will be very disappointing if I don’t have time to find them and they run away because I don’t feel the strength to move through the worlds again how these passages

Irritate me because of my suit I cannot pass through narrow openings and I have to break everything that I see on my way luckily I have the strength to do this it’s strange that I don’t see anyone I think it’s time to change the search

Room and do the bathroom so so now I’ll look around around this room and I’m sure I’ll find some boy here who doesn’t know how to hide but I don’t see anything yet there’s definitely someone in the toilet that’s the easiest place to hide and what do we have here oh my

God it’s empty right there and I’ve run out of time to search so the portal has already opened and they can escape great the portal has finally opened which means it’s time to start your Escape I heard an evil spirit above my head which means that it is very close and I need

To run as fast as I can she has no chance of catching up with me because I’m in excellent shape and can definitely run to the portal at maximum speed where are you running like that I won’t do anything bad to you I’ll just separate your head from your body no

Thanks I’d rather walk with my head on my shoulders see you evil spirit who Mikey we were able to get out it was kind of terrifying I have never experienced such strong stress even while jogging and so guys I won’t be able to be near you all the time to protect you

From this Spirit but I can give you a weapon against her besides the fact that she is afraid of the light she is also afraid of the prayers that are written in this book so if you see her just read a couple of prayers and she will leave

You alone thank you for the book and goodbye good priest cheers Mikey now we won’t be bothered by this Spirit we should celebrate with fishing so I hide all sorts of things for fishing in our chest in the living room now I’ll take us a fishing rod and a bucket and we can

Move out cool cool I’ve never been fishing so I’m very interested in how it’s done so let’s go quickly you’re right Mikey it’s time for us to move out and try to get home before evening here they are running my dears they don’t yet know that I’m quickly getting used to

Their world so now I calmly tolerate the sunlight and am ready to catch them in my trap now they will come out and I will stun them and take them to my Lair hi boys and bye ha See You in My Lair I have prepared selective tests for them 2

Hours later oh what a headache wait where am I what kind of scary place is this I feel like I’m in prison there’s some kind of chest here I’m kind of scared to be here I should search the chest yeah it only contains bread I hope

It will be useful to me I don’t really have a choice but to go forward and try to find a way out or better yet Mikey and a way out so far I don’t see anything interesting here only scary doors and the unknown of what’s behind them there’s a maze here I wandered

Around here and found some kind of crack in the wall and behind it a door there are some traps waiting for me behind it so go ahead ouch it hurts I couldn’t pass just one trap and got an arrow in the leg but that’s okay now I’ll move on

Everything looks like I need to move this lever and open the second door what’s inside there is some kind of chest here and in it is a pickaxe I just saw strange blocks in the wall that just beged to be broken broken so we break it

And there is still a chest inside and there is still bread in it I don’t know why I need so much I wandered around this place a little and found a place where I can still use my pickaxe so let’s break everything is perfectly ready and now you can climb up these

Stairs from above I see a door and behind it we have some kind of cells for prisoners but they are empty so Mikey is in a different place oh my God I found a sword and now I’m ready to fight oh where are the zombies from why are you

So impudent get it get it get it impudent how many hits can you take with my cool new sword um judging by the number of hits the sword is not that cool that’s all I defeated the zombies and now I have to look for the lever

From this door I’ll be back soon in search of a lever I found this cool helmet with it I have a better chance in a fight with a spirit I found a lever but first I’ll check what’s behind this door wow there is a poisonous spider here it bites very painfully and it

Seems to me that I will not survive after this bite hooray I was able to defeat him here I see chests and in one of them there was a lever that I need for the next door who the poison stopped working and I’m alive behind this door

There are stairs and a steep chest with bread as if a battle with ducks awaits me further now we’ll finish and we can go upstairs here behind the door I see a move in two directions and blocks that need to be broken we break them and here

We have a cool shovel so I can quickly break those blocks of clay or whatever it is so let’s start get blocks for stopping me from moving on there is a door for which you need to find a lever so let’s go the other way oh this is a

Labyrinth I’ll be back when I finish it hooray I was able to quickly find a lever in this Labyrinth and a way out I can already see the traps here and and have already managed to fall into a couple very painful and upsetting I ate and now I’ll press the lever and find

Out what happens oh no two evil mobs appeared here but at the same moment the door further opened now I’ll deal with these two evil mobs and move on oh how I’m tired of you skeleton I don’t like them most of all because they are very

Accurate and they don’t even mind that I hit them they’ll shoot anyway way wow here we have something like parkour only a very easy version because here only a child will not be able to pass and only because he will not jump that far now I’ll pass it on the first try and

Finally find what I’m looking for I hope there will be leverage and not bread I’m already very tired of bread so the final straight behind this door are my treasures just need to look around maybe there’s a secret passage here so I found the room I needed Mikey I heard your

Screams and came to save you well done for letting me know about you otherwise I don’t remember how long I’ve been wandering around here cheers thank you JJ for saving me I was so scared and lonely here this spirit said that she will come back when you find me so we

Need to be careful why did you tell him it was a secret where are you I came to take revenge on you get it get it get it this is for me and Mikey you won’t hurt anyone anymore cheers JJ you defeated her and she left our world