EPIC Minecraft Modded 1V1 Fail

All right so we’re starting come on let’s go it doesn’t matter what you get oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh oh that is not what the I got the cat what you I’m already getting lucky [ __ ] yo oh my God that’s not even good what stop following me bro I’m about to die

Bro holy [ __ ] yo all right bro all yo oh my God man I’m do I’m already I’m already doing good I got unlucky talking about that’s actually not bad what the hell is this what is going on in your side it’s a what the [ __ ] is I really hope I press

Record oh hero villager what you got hero villager hell yeah hold on wait what the [ __ ] llamas gold and what’s in here a giant zombie okay visit my boy oh oh that is fire okay um what the [ __ ] oh more ender pearls I need that I need

Mob spawners uh salmon be what the [ __ ] end Ender Dragon what the um oh I got a ghostly Horseman on me that’s not bad that’s not bad I got a literal Souls boss on me another hero villager wait what is the hero villager s does he sell armor oh my God I hate

The ghostly Horsemen leave me alone do you sell armor gang he doesn’t but he sells swords and [ __ ] what the [ __ ] okay what Saddles I don’t know why I would need a saddle but okay o I got the Hero’s Bow it’s pretty good I need some armorel armor for diamonds I don’t have

Diamonds bro I have golden apples though see you die okay en I don’t know how I died I don’t know what this is but I don’t really care my God the ghostly Horsemen y swear I have Ops right now these ghostly Horsemen has Ops oh armor what the [ __ ] yo what this

[ __ ] I don’t know what is going on a lot of that I do not want that’s something I do want oh my God W what the hell Wilber I got a what’ you get so far I have like a near full set of hero stuff I need [ __ ] iron bro wait what

Is this this n doesn’t even sell anything okay uh damn bro I need actually that’s not bad no never mind that is pretty bad lucky bow okay what the [ __ ] wait I to save myself what what’s wrong with me I’m [ __ ] dead oh I’m dead

Emerald okay I don’t know if I can use that or not but all right let’s start with the extremely unlucky ones first see I don’t have a way of getting out slash U what’s the thing throwing in a coin two yeah why not let’s throw in a coin coose

Kill I had to I had to I had to okay noral Lucky Block this is my last two wish came true you like potatoes what the [ __ ] is this okay I’m going try yo there’s so much [ __ ] going on very lucky block but I get that’s got to bech of [ __ ] that I

Don’t care about ump hell yeah I’ll take that uh this n di wait who died did you die I’m alive now I’m alive oh wait this is kind of ass wait is that the hero’s sword thing I don’t need these yeah and then the heroes ball I already have that oh wait

Please tell me this gives me diamonds please tell me this give me diamonds diamonds diamonds diamonds potatoes are you serious and then I only have one you a hero sword oh let’s go please diamonds diamonds diamonds more [ __ ] potatoes you’re still not done no I’m I’m doing

The Unlucky ones now this is not going to give me potatoes this is going to give me like TNT or something I need the diamonds yes I need diamonds I need diamonds I need diamonds how is this unlucky what the [ __ ] okay I got what the [ __ ] are you

What why did you wet all this [ __ ] okay I’m saying my luck is actually pretty de I need these I’m Su fire resistance I can throw that at you stop hitting me who is hitting me [ __ ] you bro [ __ ] you f okay what is that I don’t even know what this

Is Saddle oh oh last one obsidian okay I need to go to this guy and see what the [ __ ] which one of y’all [ __ ] sell the [ __ ] Armor I need something yo I’m dead I’m I’m better you have so much more armor than me well I think it’s game I think it’s

Game bro I’m not going to lie anyways um [ __ ] I don’t even have arrows for this [ __ ] bro what the [ __ ] I’m I don’t have arrows either that kind of sucks okay I’m going to empty my inventory oh wait I forgot I have all this [ __ ] okay so I need

These [ __ ] don’t buy anything except for [ __ ] okay I need I need these wait what ender pearls Ender pear why can’t I use these both oh because okay I need these I need um I don’t think I can use that for anything uh enchantment Frost Walker potion of swiftness I definitely

Need that splash of harming I definitely need that uh potion of what of turtle Master bet give me a turtle golden apples definitely need that enchanted golden apples definitely need that lucky potions I don’t even know what that does oh wait did you can open these for things right oh [ __ ]

Okay yeah uh yeah yeah yeah do I have more of those I need more come on see I told you but we needed more sh seems you’re getting desperate right now who you yes bro I need things I need things and this mother [ __ ] bro wait no I don’t need that what do

You sell he takes his diamonds Bro [ __ ] you got a rainbow sheep okay what does this guy take do you take anything you only take diamonds what about you only take diamonds okay um I’m going die to this guy who I feel like I’m ready not really but

I feel like I’m ready in somewhere hold up I’m not ready give me a minute how are you not ready BR spent all that time trying to look for something um oh why don’t they take emeralds all right I’m ready all right but I’mma lose but like

Whatever bro I’m prob no you’re probably going to win I don’t have good stuff I don’t either I just have a bunch of [ __ ] that I don’t need just empty this yeah uh that that’s kind of interesting I’m not gonna lie okay where

You at are you in the in the I’m in the arena all right bet tell me when you want to start wait matter of fact I might need that so I’m going just keep that in there all right I’m good all you ready yep go oh [ __ ] wait you hit like paper I’m

Not even going to lie you’re not even doing Dam what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] wait wait on you’re not even doing damage you’re not doing a s single me wait are you taking damage yes I’m just regenerating oh [ __ ] [ __ ] wow you got slapped you want to retry that yeah set [ __ ]

Time I told you what I was going to be the lucky one here bro you know what maybe you were come on I didn’t start getting I didn’t even get that unlucky at all I only died like what two times at most I have something for you I got I got

Something for you hold on okay just B me no no no I got something for you though I’m not going lie I got how many hearts is one oh that’s that’s anyways half your hearts jeez anyways wait wait that wasn’t even for you that was for me uh this and [ __ ] okay let’s

Go still not doing damage was that a [ __ ] you’re just slapping keep trying to hit me that’s perfect that’s perfect nope what n op know what [ __ ] you fight the Ender Dragon if I just kill it I swear to God if you could have end even this thing’s

Not even this thing’s not killing me if you kill that Ender Dragon I’m done is you not doing [ __ ] oh but you fight the horse but you don’t fight where did he go he didn’t want the smoke he didn’t want the smoke wber where did the End Dragon This last this [ __ ] di Y no no no bro this [ __ ] de look at this oh my God he did no no no bro I’m done no I’m done I’m done I’m done no no