EPIC Minecraft Rebirth! Barb & Kricken Unleash Chaos!

Hey what’s going on you guys what’s up my name’s barbarian and welcome back to faction season two i’m here on a brand new spawn server and yeah i’ve got i’ve got someone in the call i mean she’s all right she’s pretty chill i guess she’s got a

Mustache on i have meat that is i have a full stack but i will accept your gift with gratitude what song no hacks modded i’m just reading the rules so i can break all of them well uh you could spam or use excessive capitals you could abusing slash nickname rights

And then glitching is not allowed to emphasize we put a red not because you see that you just know you can’t you can’t do that i don’t even have slash nickname it’s gonna abuse it i can’t know i was gonna give it to you but i figured you know what she’s not

Trustworthy she can’t be trusted you can trust me of course i can you’re not gonna break the rules or anything well let’s uh let’s go to our our bit you’re gonna get killed do you have a base i i have an idea because we have this thing on here i

Think that spawns us randomly i’m hoping it actually did you just take my head yes can i have it i guess i guess you can have it all right i think this is a command i’m that different oh slash wilderness oh where’d you go oh you’re right there do slash wilderness slash

Don’t do that because then we’re gonna get teleported a different it basically teleports you to a um like a random location oh shoot we are gonna die if we just stand here there’s a guy in all diamonds uh dude where’d you go oh i teleported to a random wilderness location okay

No longer no i can’t do it because i can’t no because there’s a guy chasing me oh hang on i will find a safe location and then just teleport me it’s okay i will tp you okay it’s either gonna go really good because it’s gonna tp you to me or

Really bad because i’m going to come to you okay good it’s your favorite thing no that was really nice there’s more there’s so many of them are we killing these guys too okay yeah we’re gonna kill those guys all right oh geez not the black one he

Was my favorite what are you racist i can’t pick up anything it’s really disappointing you have a full inventory no do you really no go do it you can do it it happened do it again i can’t wait oh my god all right where should we build our base

I feel like we should build it underneath this like in the jungle biome because no one likes to look around in jungle bible yeah nobody likes jungle biomes but that’s exactly what we want them to think we want them to hate jungle biomes i’m going to take these melons real quick

So then i’m going to take these melons yes that’s that’s uh it’s a good sentence good sentence i can speak words uh so we’re gonna come over here and i wish i knew right here was did i lose you already actually i kind of wandered off to kill some sheep

We gotta stick together in case there’s like an emergency or like sheep like sheep yeah sheep session or something what if there was just uh a mini game where where you kill sheep we killed sheep oh my gosh is that like a thing did we just invent something we just invented

Something i feel like we did i feel like we kind of invented something really cool and it might actually turn out to be even cooler than we thought i think it will maybe they’ll be like sheep power-ups whoa i i just blew your mind didn’t i yeah

That’s kind of what i do i i’m just awesome like that all right where did you are you in my little hidey hole i made a hidey hole it’s a hidey hole what is the hidey hole supposed to do france what are we hiding from from the bad guys

Okay you know what i’ll find your hidey hole i don’t know if you can because it’s it’s a hidey hole so i don’t know if you’ll be able to find it it’s kind of supposed to be hidden that’s the whole point if you can find it then i guess i need to

Somehow do but did you just find it i think so i can see your name so i know i saw your name that’s no you did the only thing no you didn’t did you cover it back up no okay i actually actually didn’t i can see you wandering around you went the

Wrong way i think i hear you i’m gonna find your hidey hole i’m gonna wreck it nope no i i’m thinking it’s probably too advanced so i can’t hear you it’s a hole in the dirt and i do not think you’ll be finding it anytime soon but if you do find it then

I guess i guess we can be friends where did you go actually you are literally almost on top of it oh i think i found your hidey hole you’re just you’re just digging into the okay you’re just getting it i was thinking about it i’ll just know

Your game i’ll find the easy way it’s very cool you found the hidey hole congratulations we could be best buddies now where did you get those tools well i am the best see and i think i did slash kit donator because i have that but you don’t

Because you’re ow ow stop it okay i’ll give you the tools just just don’t be mean to me i can pick up things now i am happy you know what i can make beds too if you give me tools i i gave you the tools yes now

Make the bed oh so this is what donators get this is i think that’s why it says donator i think it’s very fancy hey listen we are the craziest schmanciest of all the things and if you feel like you really really really want to make a bed

I’m going to go ahead and make the room where we hold our chest so we’ll each accomplish something heck yeah in this point and if where where’d you i’m getting wood that is actually do that and get that that is actually do that yes do that actually yes

Sentences are hard and to quote steve paragraphs are harder and oh yeah long papers or they’re just impossible they’re they’re not i i’m gonna be a little bit brag braggy mcbraggerton right now i started a paper today it’s not even due till monday last night wow

I know it’s a it’s a kind of a weird thing but just stick with me for a sec that’s insane it’s pretty cool not having to wait till midnight the night before to start a paper it’s an interesting feeling knowing that you’ve actually accomplished something before it was meant to be done

Interesting feeling indeed i’m stuck where did you get stuck help me but i don’t know i’m stuck okay i’m coming but i’m why are you stuck i don’t know you look kind of kind of odd is it showing me like spazzing out oh thanks okay i’m not going to question it i’m

Going to be honest i i was possessed i have seen some weird things that probably ranks on number number two or three i’d say what’s number one well it all started at a carnival and i i gotta be honest i live in a town where carnivals are it’s like it’s like

They call it kids day it’s pretty fun uh you know you can kids do they eat children uh yes that’s the that’s the main objective but the lure the man they need a carnival right so yeah the carnival is you know pretty fun there’s you know rides and stuff i lost my phone

A couple years in a row on a ride i think i learned the first time didn’t learn first time but i got a new phone out of it so that was that was nice and fun to spend money but the the kids day carnival is pretty interesting for a couple reasons one

There’s this one guy that runs the the uh the zipper the zipper i don’t know what they call it the freak out zipper thing actually right over here and it goes oh yeah that’s a technical term so you can you can write that out if you really want to

Take notes and he is uh he’s of the the persuasion and he’s very short okay okay so i wasn’t sure yeah i will now see teaching you things i’m very i’m very good to play factions with i teach you all the things i also don’t have any wood anymore so you have

To make sure i have wood okay you’re going to have to do all this oh sweet sweet long story short the was uh going to his car and i did not see him and got very very scared because he seemed to pop out of nowhere that’s what happens when you’re really

Short and i don’t see you behind a car if he’s watching this for whatever reason maybe he’s bored on the road i don’t know yeah very sorry for being afraid of you and your lack of height but you scare me and it’s more because

If i was in a fight with you i feel like you would just kick my shins wouldn’t be good i feel like that’s a oh my god that’s like racist against midgets i don’t think they’re a race i gotta be honest with you thinking leave in the comments

If you think that is a race or not uh i’m gonna i’m gonna go ahead i’m gonna comment that they’re not i don’t i don’t think they are i think they might be what what is this room in here what’s the the concept behind this this is going to be the

Chest room the chest room so you’re doing everything at this point yeah it’s okay i’m very efficient you are that’s what i’m saying except what that’s well i mean let’s be honest if you haven’t written an essay at three o’clock in the morning you’re doing high

School wrong it’s it’s a simple fact of life that nobody gets things done when they’re supposed to that’s just that’s just how it goes pretty much all right now how how do we i’m gonna put the obsidian i’m making obsidian floor too because you know what why not

Actually maybe not because i want to go i have obsidian too okay you do it on the walls okay which walls these walls this wall uh no the walls on the uh on the other map the other one i think we should start in the chest room because this is gonna have

Everything that is the important room with the the goodies gum drops and then we can work on the other room like just as we want to it just sounds creepy when you say goody goody gumdrop goody did a gum drop you never heard that as a kid that’s creepy

Have you ever played pretty pretty princess no that’s your type of game do you have to like no okay no okay so it’s basically you it’s basically like uh candy land but instead of candy it’s princess jewelry and if you oh wow you are being weird no the

Princess it’s a fun game i’m telling you i’ve played it not that i wore the jewel okay i wore the jewelry a little bit but and it’s just a little the object of the game is to not wear the princess jewelry or maybe it’s to wear all the prints i

Don’t really remember but it is extremely fun and i wore the little clip-on earrings no it’s the best okay i think this set my spawn maybe not really sure i can see my friend evan asking where the apples are i’m not really sure what he’s doing wear the apple

Evan if you’re watching i don’t know where the apples are i gotta be honest i i think they might have gotten i think i just ate them all actually well i was gonna say that but i didn’t want to make you feel bad about eating all our apples

I mean you come on here as my guest and you’re just like i’m going to eat all the apples eat everything i mean what what kind of world do we live in well that’s that’s cool i mean the world where cooking eats everything okay that’s a world that i could see

Myself living that’s a pretty realistic world that is the world that we live in actually what is the world should we ask what we should do besides a chess room that is half done with no chest in it that makes sense you know what we should actually move the chest to the chest

Room i think you’re this is why i’m playing with you you just you’ve got all the answers figured out let’s let’s let’s do this it makes so much more sense with the chest being in the chest room i don’t know why i didn’t think of this ahead of time we should do this

We should do like trap chests and have them every other and they have signs on them yeah i know i’m kind of a genius it’s not a big deal all right what’s this efficiency one do i want to mine this no i’m going to leave that there we could go buy some

Obsidian from the shop but we should be good we should probably gather more resources first though because like sheep i i don’t think you can i mean we could bring some sheep into our home i don’t think that’s a good idea actually i i feel like it would be kind

Of good if sheep were in our home perhaps uh maybe they were you know they were dead well i mean dead is another option definitely another option there uh it was not the one i was thinking about but what are you gonna do we could also

We could also we could have like a farm we could be oh we could let’s be farmers we’re gonna be okay we’ll be farmers until we die we are farmers and every time we die we will make a new profession for ourselves and then good idea i i like that idea

All right well should we should we call it a night and and go and perhaps sleep i’m not really sure if we can sleep but we can at least set our spawns and pretend to sleep well we could like pretend and then just pretend it’s daytime when we come up but

It would still be dark uh yeah but if you turn your brightness up all the way it’s brighter that is i i honestly i can’t argue with that that logic there do you want to uh do you want to say say goodbye to everybody you just want to say nothing i

Think i’d just rather um sleep you know that is that is how i treat most of my social uh interactions on a day-to-day basis well guys i’m gonna go sleep okay i thought we were you’re really just gonna watch me sleep that is not creepy at all don’t worry

About it and now you’re over there we have that kind of relationship you’re the you’re the weird person at the sleepover that doesn’t go to sleep with everyone else i just watch everyone yeah i’m the one that like puts shaving cream on people’s faces you’re the one that’s

Up and then you’re like you’re really upset that everyone else is oh and now it’s daytime i just pooped on you that’s this is what happens this is what happens at slumber parties for me this is this is literally my life i can’t get away from you that’s happened to you before

Uh well i don’t want to say anything but there have been some some some parties where there has been some crazy stuff and i tell you my nine year old second grade years it was the craziest you gotta understand that i was a wild and crazy toddler

You know apple juice past nine o’clock i didn’t care that didn’t stop me and it probably should have because i wet the bed i think when i was in the second grade it was it was an upsetting time and uh yeah you know actually i think

I think i don’t want to chop down this tree anymore i think i just want to kind of go go water in it so i’m gonna i’m gonna let you like say goodbye to everybody and i’m just gonna kind of go off into the hidey hole okay

I hope you guys all enjoyed this episode of fashion it’s my first episode of this series and you guys have been asking for it so make sure you’re in the corner why are you crying in a hole it looks like you’re like carrying a bottle of beer or like wine or something

And you’re like crying drinking i have too much apple juice for your information if you guys want to play with us then make sure to check out the ip in the description this is nick’s server so it’s all going to be pretty awesome eventually if you don’t rate us and stuff like that

Don’t rate us it’ll be pretty awesome but if you do i’m gonna be really pissed and i’ll probably cry even more than when i wet the bed so and that’s probably gonna encourage people even more yeah that wasn’t a good thing to say i i

Dropped the ball on that one yeah so i hope you guys enjoyed make sure you check out the rest of the episodes that we post stay tuned with that and we’ll see you next time bye