EPIC Minecraft Survival Roleplay: Pooping in Style!

Good absolute freaking morning everyone oh man another beautiful day oh boy uhoh oh that can’t be good everyone that cannot be good all right let’s go see what’s going on up here H doesn’t look like anything special to me this is very strange I don’t understand why it is doing that H very

Strange let’s see qu slab huh oh I think I know why it’s doing that I think I know exactly why it’s doing that see no h oh boy that should fix itself once we get some shelves in here oh boy I’m not going out there anytime

Soon all right well welcome back to yet another beautiful day here in CR I can’t talk today welcome back to yet another beautiful day here in criteria Ville there we go got it that time I’m going to go ahead and start my uh tea for today oh boy it is just simply gorgeous

Out here today I think we’re going to try and find a little a little pup oh there we go come on there we go get wrecked buddy all right oh what is this down here what is this down here is is this is this 500 fish in our fish pot I

Smell oh boy ohoh hello oh great I think these things are called [Applause] slimes definitely not my first encounter with these oh wow oh that was amazing that is a good loot right there Unbreaking two wow I wonder if this was dropped by a skeleton always a good possibility

Huh all righty let’s get started today today I want to build an ouse I know that sounds silly but I got to have somewhere to poop besides uh my front yard and down by the river don’t want to be pooping in the same water I drink that’s kind of kind of notd sanitary

So uh I’ve been noticing that uh everybody’s really enjoying this uh documentary and so am I but I’m going to get started uh collecting resources and I’ll be right back all right so oh that’s pretty bright there we go got my axe out now but I won’t need it because I

Already got all the wood I need I got 35 pieces of spruce from Up stream boating up this little uh little rapid little rapid uh rapid stream I can’t really think right now and I’m so hungry having oh boy dang it having only uh tea for breakfast is is probably not

The best thing for your body but uh I’m dedicated to this lifestyle so all right let’s get on with today’s video and uh activities uh I went ahead and made another cup of tea went out and harvested what I had in the garden on camera before I got started uh wood

Cutting because I wanted to see if I had enough for uh tonight for dinner cuz what I’m thinking is I’ll just eat that salad for lunch the salad where is it do I have it with me uh oh there it is okay yeah that one so I think I’m going to

Have that salad for lunch and then um the tea that I made uh a minute ago for uh dinner so it’s going to be uh pretty rough on my body I think but it’ll be all right so I’m going to wait for this overcast to go away and uh I will get

Back to you guys shortly cuz it’s kind of hard for the camera to focus and stuff so I’ll be right back well here we are back again another beautiful day well so far just brewed up some more tea um oh I wasn’t able to uh record anymore yesterday because it was overcast all

Day long so today is looking a lot better so it is a beautiful day so this is it there’s the garden and now we’re getting started on the much needed ouse right here so going to go ahead and drink my tea and I will

Uh get back to you guys as soon as I I have put up uh some of these walls for this out house so to you guys some tea to you that is some good tee it’s not like anything you get back uh back home this stuff is

Good so I will get back to you guys shortly thank you so much for sticking around I will be right back all right so now I’m trying to put on the roof think this going to be the hardest part which is normally always the hardest part if you catch my drift there

Oh boy boy oh boy oh boy let’s go ahead and get this all set up here and let’s see what it has to offer as far as Roofing not that one not yet anyways there we go and pile on the gravel oh boy this is a extremely steep

Roof for just an ouse oh I almost fell all right uh actually we need to go up one more man oh man poor criteria just can’t do anything right dang shame right there all right now let’s have a look see here yeah that looks ridiculous like what the heck is that

Now of course it wouldn’t have the gravel or dirt but yeah that’s ridiculous it’s just all ridiculous it’s just all ridiculous take it all down and start over again I’ll be back soon guys I don’t know I’m singing actually I meant to say I don’t know why I am

Singing I should really start to take some speech classes or something if only there were people out here because I seem to stutter a good bit uh or something like that oh dang man got to watch out what I’m doing I think I should Trav for American

Idol what do you guys think it got be a good sing be like oh yeah I’m just chilling out here alone in the woods singing to myself and a camera in my hand hey yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh what a goofball goofball McGee whatever makes the work go by faster huh that’s what I’m trying to do just make the work go by faster any way you can entertain yourself the process is just an added bonus so I am going to kind of keep the same idea but smaller scale you’re going to like

It I remember there was this uh jewelry commercial on TV back in the day back home um um I used to always see it on TV it was it was for some Jeweler company where they sell like well jewelry and stuff but uh it was like you’re going to like the way

You look I guarantee it or something like that it was it was ridiculous but yeah I remember that pretty silly all right all all right all right all right all right all right here we go get that that get like that and that and um we need more more uh wait

Actually kind of have an idea here oh that isn’t what I meant but uh I’ll take it um all right let’s see building is so freaking difficult I swear all right now no no no no no no no no no no no no no yeah there we

Go yeah there we go and there we go there we go oh no that is not what I meant get wrecked all right so let’s do this okay um I’m going to skip ahead cuz I I feel like this is kind of boring I will bring you guys back in just a second

Finally oh boy got the ouse pretty much finished just trying to I’m a bit out of breath just trying to get everything uh ready for the door that’s going on it uh let’s see here this should give us enough Carpenters blocks to make the door there we go all right now we have

The door and open that we got to hurry and place this cuz it’s night time and it’s spooky all right let’s go down here place that oh boy oh yeah nope I didn’t even get to place the door the way it needs to be dang it dang it dang it get inside

Fast h no dinner for me off the bed sleep Time good morning everyone do you hear that sounds like burning zombies oh man it stinks out there yeah we’re going to have to let that uh just kind of go somewhere else because it stinks drink my uh cup of tea cheers guys to you believe it or not that tea was still

Warm and I I made that like yesterday that’s crazy all right let’s uh take some stock out for uh lunch later let’s get this door all fixed and I think I’m probably going to call it a day where’ that door go there it is there we go now you probably

Wondering why I need a door if I’m the only one out here it’s like nobody’s going to see you well see that’s the thing nobody is going to see me but I still need a door in case some weird like zombie comes up and tries to Maul

Me while I’m in here taking a dump I’m going to be left all defense defenseless we also need a uh a seat so let’s make one of those if I can remember how to uh hang on let’s look it up on my phone Carpenters hatch these work just as good as seats but actually let’s see here these are great for ouses because essentially what they allow you to do is just really set them down as a seat lift them up for you know scooping out of the poop and uh just really good really good

To use in this type of situation so now you just turn around wait actually that’s a bit too high there we go so now you just turn around right here and you squat down like this oh I can’t really extend my arm cuz the dang door all right let’s just open

It up right quick there we go so you squat down like this right and you get your butt over the uh door well of course when it’s when it’s opened like that then you just yeah yeah you know you know what okay that getting a bit too personal

Uh but yeah you you get you get you get the gist of it so that’s that project is done I’d say looks good these angled pieces boy they just are uh a bit strange I don’t know what’s going on with them let’s see hang on there we go H

Yeah nope can’t do that uh so yeah I don’t know what’s going on with these but uh yeah just just weird but that’s it that is the ouse we need to do a bit of uh terraforming here not really just a few blocks scoop some dirt there we go ouse complete

Let’s go ahead and take another picture on my camera and uh let’s go ahead and put some new lenses on my camera here get that uh Ultra good picture and and Bam got it see this is uh one of the lens covers well filters not covers lens

Filters that that came with my camera see how it kind of blurs things that you look at real closely the objects around this are blurry as you can see pretty freaking cool I like it I love to use uh my filters to take pictures and

Stuff be great if uh I was back home and I could do Instagram I’ll see if I can get that app out here maybe maybe not I don’t know but anyways I’m going to go ahead and take this uh filter off and I will see

You all in the next episode oh look at that I’m all blurry see you all in the next episode thanks again for watching guys and supporting the show as always I’ll see you next time have a good day Guys good afternoon guys oh man good afternoon guys just got out of bed oh gosh y just got out of bed and it’s like midday down river water go by