EPIC Minecraft Team Beard Action!

Bozo hello everyone.welcome season six yes we’re all excited here the season we’re going to be doing random teams of two the randomization will occur in about a minute or so but first of all I just wanted to explain what UHC is so that any new viewers are not completely

Confused UHC is a game-mode where we are teleported to a random seed or a map and the only way to reveal is by golden apple or he’ll lean potions if you go to the nether which is allowed this season so you are allowed portal trapping will

Be allowed no pvp for the first 20 minutes if you die there’s no spectating we did have a few spectators last season but we’re gonna just ban that completely this season so you’re not allowed to do that and I think that’s pretty much it there’s and and UHC was a game mode

Originally created by goood and the mine crack server so Johnny Lopes you want to join me let’s randomize guys I’m gonna run around all randomly and that was either Super Saiyan gråvik’s michael hacks ninja ninja Wow he would be a ninja is the team Titans Bonnie oh man

I’m so nervous oh let’s do this I almost done lasers on the drag going down all right right everybody yeah okay I give I give two minutes for everyone to get into a team chat all right all right everyone hello everyone welcome to UEC season six oh my goodness this is crazy h-bomb

Are you ready for this I was born ready Parker I am born oh my man I’ve okay so I can’t take any fall damage I’ve only played one UHC in my entire life so you’re gonna pretty much have to you know support me through this whole game

Hold my hand through the entire thing that’s perfectly fine I’ve already won my season I’m happy with that all right good but so here’s the issue Parker we’re doing this on Sunday the day before st. Patty’s Day and I have a bunch of family over upstairs oh so I

May be quiet so I need you to keep up the cause be as loud as it possibly can exactly perfect that’s fine yeah I see people over – but I’m good actually I have I have a Red Bull if if we need some extra enthusiasm worst comes to

Worst if worse comes to worse I’ll crank the Red Bull and you know all hell break loose they got a pickaxe okay all right come over here and grab some of those stone and get some cobblestone I’ll just keep chopping this is not cool I’m just gonna start digging straight

Down because that is the best way to do things yeah all right once you come up here pass me some of the I need three cobblestone and I’ll go up there and grab the alrighty the coal three cobblestone then come back up so we can

Get this quick all right all right I got three gobble I’m coming back up I’m stair casing huh are you okay get out of here throw the blue take that gotta go fast man gotta go so misty mates all right so you spawn the only

Issue is we don’t have the the oak trees yes yes but that’s not see I actually know about that I actually did something right in UHC the only thing I know about is like the apples are oak and something and eat them and gold miss yes go

Wholeness and go exactly all right well we don’t have a bad start I mean we got free coal I see some more over there yeah I’m gonna I’m gonna grab some this coal there’s more over here – all right cool we got food I saw pigs so

We have a good start we’re happy where we are we just I see apples I’m happy okay so we have to do we have to talk about our our team name because Teen Titans you just I don’t like it enough we could be teambeard teambeard facial hair team

Facial hair because you know it just is just amazing I don’t I don’t actually have facial hair in real life though because I can’t grow one mmm it makes me sad I know I’m crying I cry every night I cry myself to sleep every night so I guess we could like combine

Our names together and make an awesome name that way we have light works Park Park Bom that’s arable oh we could have like Park Bom but that sounds stupid man uh would like mineplex mine mine bomb mine bomb oh my gosh that’s amazing you’ve been mine bombed all right what

Do we need you now instruct me I I think we should go other places and look for trees okay cool do you have all your tools do you need any tools real quick um I think so I need to give a sword I don’t have a sword I’ll make one real

Quick I don’t have an axe but I guess you won are you you’re the wood chopper around here I don’t want to step on any boundaries here no you do all that oh and there’s sugarcane down there we need that oh yes sugar cane make sure you

Grab it because we need it for books all right I will grab it put it down you take that you think that one at all fine then you take it all I don’t even care I’ll just I’ll just come over here and break some grass and cry a lot all right

All right let’s go through the forest because there’s more likely to be animals I think in here or at least I saw pigs and a man killed woman yet all right one as you see kill all the animals you see are you an animal all

Pig come in pick your dad chop your head off though I got here I got something for you I got some food oh thank you okay five more minutes until night we gotta hurry up all right I’m her and I’m running as fast as I can okay so run jumping is

That all right is that allowed not allowed but is it Heights I suggest just running okay a little bit all right food I’m looking I’m scouting for some for some piggies oh we got free iron here oh nice oh really sick okay we got iron I

Already you do that and I’ll look for some maybe I’ll do some sunbathing look for some more perfect look some more guys over here what’s up piggy what’s up man this is my second game of UHC I played you wait to see one time ago with

John forever ago and we both fell in love and died in the first like 30 minutes of the game and so this should be this should be interesting yeah dari Lopes what happened what happened did he die when we start to three hearts what oh my gosh

Danny Lopes is so good at you each seat I know how is this happening I know let’s go let’s go there’s no Cape down okay I need to eat some food though should we cook suffer try to eat it raw I just bear grylls it

Oh yeah just eat it Rolo find all bit grills to die were eating some pork chop oh I guess I could drink my own urine if it came down to it yeah of course that’s straight Bear Grylls it blocks does that mean oh oh did he liked it it was like

With the sand or whatever when it fell on him oh you might have he and I are teamed in the temple oh where are you laughs I’ll come out of the cave I’m gonna go I’m up top and with the Roses I got you a rose alright go west

Wait go west anyways I don’t know how to check West I’m near the cave I’m sorry I see you okay okay I’m coming up come on oh come on okay I don’t want to lose you already I’ve come with the flower there what is all this stuff is this good be

Careful around here there’s huge cave I was hiring down there nice let’s so just jump right down there oh my goodness oh wow that’s 100 negative negative 300 negative 400 that’s really should remember we should go back down there I just went down to the iron right there because it’s right there

No we’ll come back okay alright first all right there’s no rules we should have a compass we can track our teammates that would be very nice because I will lose you a lot I’m sorry I’m telling you right now I thought some mushrooms because yeah grab mushrooms oh

These are the good kind of mushrooms I’m telling you right now oh man I see players I mean you don’t have PvP on but I’d rather stay away from them yeah we don’t need social life we have each other know each other to keep us ourself company I think that was crazier and

Lamp I’m not a hundred percent sure though alright yeah so so I got some mushroom mushrooms make sure you take them yeah I got some mushrooms that’ll be good oh I almost looked ball damage here we go my ankles are very fragile ankle breaker yeah man I have the weakest

Angles of all time let’s chop some of this stuff I mean really like you fall like two inches and you’re cook ah I broke my ankle like what’s up minecraft character come on now okay so I put bunch oh I have a bunch of mushrooms if we need to mushroom it up

Yeah I have enough for like nine stews okay I’m finding a lot of pigs butt picks on the best oh yeah we need some cows amazing I have none okay don’t need any more okay yeah I can’t really do that you need the soup they’re all gone I see pigs we’re good

Alright cool but are you knew the plan to go back to kind of go back to negative 300 negative 400 they give 300 you know how to use up three yeah yeah 400 that’s where we saw that huge cave I’m gonna kill these pigs and come back

Alright I’m coming over there my hunger is going real real low mm-hmm – – I’m like I’m like running so slowly on top of these trees tours anning it look and such it’s so nice I just I just wanna enjoy the view before we you know die or

Murder someone before we mind bomb someone find bomb there we go okay- are you there I’m almost 300 negative 400 yeah I saw a blimp I see him oh oh this is not good because how close is he he’s like real close to me he’s like right across the the really

You’re fine pvp’s off so 300 what are you saying I mean I see crazy mega 300 and 400 negative 400 all right yeah yeah I’m right now I’m right next to that oh my god I could hear my uncle just screaming at the top of his lungs and it bugs me so

Much worse oh man this is so slow the greatest art to you age I hope I don’t die in the first few minutes it’s gonna happen though I feel all creepers out creepers are out man where are you with them this is so bad or in negative 300 you’re fine don’t worry

Alright cool be careful I’m freaking out man those mushrooms there if you have to just dig down just dig down if you have to PB PvP in ten minutes yeah yeah I’m near the plans area I’m like negative I’m never getting negative 333 and negative 400 okay go to negative

2/3 here we go here we go higher heart oh man okay go in I just a cap a heart from a creeper it’s fine I should I’m fine he’s gonna dig down for a second Oh chicken where is this cave I’m like right on top of it but I can’t just dig

It down dig down just dig down and wait there no just dig down and make a staircase okay I’ll do that oh you’re safe yeah just do that avoid mobs I will get so dark that’s alright alright sit on a cave staircases are allowed right yes all right cool so

We’ll find each other oh man I’m gonna die of hunger oh no I’m good I’m good I I some stews I can probably eat I can make them real quick yeah you eat them I will in very much enjoy them it’s like when I’m sick you die of hunger I will

Be upset yeah I will be upset too that’ll be the worst death that is so much worse than like falling in love or something my crafting table just freaked out alright I made some decent cave man my crafting tables freaking out right now it’s glitching that crazy that’s not

Good please don’t oh I’m about to eat I’m about to take damage I’m about to take damage no okay I mean I don’t like a bowl I mean yeah yeah I got it I got it oh thank you oh don’t do that ever again I won’t I won’t scare you like that

Again I promise man I promise for you for you H Bob thank you alright I’m full health I’m full health no worries learn about me right now I’ll just mine down I’ll have a nice little time and and then we’ll read it you reunite against will reunite once

Again okay this cave sucked yeah we’ll wait till daytime yeah but I’m just gonna dig another staircase down all right cool we’ve been separated was alright we needed some time apart you know it’s fine every every good worry every beard bearded mine mine balm needs

A needs a break every now and then wait how much how much soup do you have I ate all my sue night or Dean I I had oh actually I’m good I’ve I can make five more stews okay if you ever go I’ll come to you because okay so

I have like 17 cooked pork chops going man I’m nervous about you see yeah it’s the worst especially if you get like a bad start like this I know it’s my first game ever – I thought I got you though I got you babe I got a iron I have enough

For iron chestplate which is what I’m going to prioritize cool it’s really scary stuff too also because I’ve never I’ve never done any like non edited videos like I’ve done a few but like full three hours or whatever of non edited videos Oh scares me a little bit

You’ll get used to it yeah love it don’t worry alright good yeah cuz I yeah me I say that’s most stupidest things randomly and so you’ll I can just edit them out or keep them in depending on how stupid they are and yeah anyway see I can’t do that so

You guys get to unfiltered version of my brain should be interesting unfiltered kind of filtered yeah I’ve always wanted to know if anyone would subscribe to me thay if I didn’t edit my videos because the things that I say is ridiculous what would you say uh I was

About to say something but I thought I heard a fishing rod or something and they’re freaking out a little bit oh man I was fishermen you said you had some some would you rather Zoar something like that I do but my boo screened and

Then I lost them all but I have them I haven’t read down on my phone don’t worry don’t worry I got this I got this I will take a moment breaker um I will bring you okay so this I want to do some you each do some youichi’s I want to do

Some would you rather every every game all this stuff right here let’s see would you rather here we go would you rather die a horrible death at age 30 and be remembered forever as a hero or live a Wonderful Life and die an old man but never be remembered huh I’d rather

Be remembered yeah be remembered yeah I think that’s my goal in life well because I was thinking about that and everyone chooses and also you in the comments you guys can tell us what you think but everyone chooses the you know they want to be remembered but for me I’m

Just like I don’t care I’m dead I want to have a good life have a good wife be like 80 years old and die a happy man you’re the exact opposite of me really you just want to like live to thirty to like be like so this is part ah and just

Go out like a boss yeah like people like oh okay there we go whoa nice man like a 4.5 oh we’re looking good right now oh sweet somewhat somewhat good baby Zambia that’s oh that’s awesome well that’s the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life it

Was my favorite creepers on my by far my favorite though when they like surprise hug you from behind there was like a surprise oh he’s so nice I hurt like I didn’t see the creeper that was sneaking up on me but I heard him hiss and I just

I just pooed your blood yourself oh okay yeah that too close I thought I found some iron but I’m just seeing things oh man we’re almost the first episode is done we’ve not talked about anything in this episode no but you know would you rather we did it would you rather that’s

It that’s it okay so I’m doing face camp for my videos from I for this season and and so instead of because you know I don’t really want to see them you know mean the same outfit every single time I don’t put on a different article of

Clothing every single video so it should be interesting oh you got hurry up and do that if you dive with that I will be upset Parker well I only brought like five articles of clothing down because I don’t really believe in myself I just like glasses

And like a random fedora I have a Batman mask I may bring bring that out one of these one of these twenties times I’d prefer the bane mask oh he is a boss though I’m actually drawing him in one of my projects for school and I feel I

Feel amazing doing it how are we not found anything I’ve staircase it’s all almost all the way down to bedrock no caves no iron no nothing and I found a pretty decent looking cave okay I found better are the 20-minute mark I went almost over to me when it’s it’s

Gonna gonna turn daytime in a few seconds okay come on I want you to come over to me I will show you my coordinates you’ll tell me your secrets on how to be so amazing as this game light up I’ll light up this cave so yeah I’m

Gonna edit my footage stuff ahead of my footage a little bit so they can actually see I hate it when it just like pitch-black cuz I can’t see anything I can’t see a thing but I don’t want to waste torches or sticks I think six or

More of my priority right now since I made like 9,000 bowls yeah I hear a skeleton sorry I’m focusing right oh noes the hell it’s fine it’s fine don’t worry about it I understand that what’s more important to you is the skeleton obviously I want to

Die as a scale than have a beard I don’t think so no it doesn’t exactly did when he was younger a lock on gold yes before he died yeah still like little bits to remain hanging off of his little chin all right is it in the daytime no come

Over to I’m gonna go ahead and blow out though yeah I’m almost ready I’m getting program get myself ready come over to negative all right negative 200 negative 400 mm get in the position on where you want to go and you’re gonna make a book fort before PvP comes on all right

It’s almost daytime it’s coming up Suns coming up I’m ready for this if I die right now huh huh okay okay okay I want you guys in the comments right now to make a prediction on how far we’re gonna make it I want to see what you guys

Think about this if you guys have faith in me or you guys are like Parker you’re dead you’re dead in this episode you’re not gonna last I believe it I believe Skelton go it’s almost dawn it’s almost dawn I saw named maybe I did maybe I

Didn’t I think I’ve seen things I might be me okay good is that you h-bomb is that you I’m not shifting all right oh I’m not I’m out I’m out all right run okay I’m running I’m gonna have 200 negative 400 okay Oh was that who still

Be shooting at me still be shooting at me run yes keep running I know I’m running I’m running I’m booking it okay negative 200 and a 480 400 there I found the skeleton just dig yourself into a little hole when you get here okay found some more mushrooms I might

Take those mushrooms are my friend they’re my favorite thing in the world besides beards of course beards are my number one no matter what one skelton follow me we’ll grab this stuff grab this so how many inches have you played are you like a UHD master I played a lot

You have you yeah all right yeah you definitely have to guide me through all this stuff oh I just passed everything fifteen I’m hoping that you’ll be able to find me negative 400 negative oh my goodness negative 200 negative 400 thank you honey for I’m like okay can you see

The water around you uh I don’t know I’m not outside why is the skeleton keep going farther and farther away okay yeah I’m like right it’s like you’re underneath water oh god okay come here zombie yeah probably so I’m just gonna open show up here and cut some cut some

Stuff down or should I just take a hold until dig a hole dig a hole all right I know that crazier and glamper nearby are they hunting are they hunting for us probably not but I feel safer if they don’t know where you are oh exactly yeah I don’t feel safe with

Him knowing I see your name I’m running down to you well I’m mining staircase there’s there’s two zombies or they can’t get to me okay there’s two zombies and a skeleton right next to me oh oh my goodness that scared the crap out of me

I found a cave I found a cave and like I almost fell into it all right cool there’s some iron here I’ve found anything at anything else besides besides iron oh this care about it alright that’s the end of episode 1 alright guys thank you for watching

We’ll see you next time in the next new episode goodbye you