fuslie – MINECRAFT’S GOT TALENT (ft. OfflineTV & Friends)

Hello everyone welcome to the first otv and friends got talent I’m your host the county clerk and future mayor foosley what are you what first of all i’d like to thank everyone for coming out i know you’re all very busy so it means a lot Before we get into the show i’d like to introduce our three incredible judges you guys are supposed to enter from backstage here and pop out here one at a time but you know that’s fine you could just walk on stage and come and introduce yourselves [Applause] leader of this township hello i am

Filling in as a judge for janet today my name is Yeah we have a great lineup of talent tonight fighting over one percent equity of offline tv and this grand trophy Without further ado let’s begin our first act broke a b Okay as you guys know i am brooke and i don’t have many talents um so today i’m going to be the shortest one and recite as many digits of pie as i possibly can from memory from memory eyes closed okay oh wow wow her eyes are open still

Her eyes are open right uh 3.1415 thank you [Applause] okay no guys no no okay okay i’m gonna do the actual one you ready okay okay okay okay all right ready my eyes are closed okay okay i clearly see okay one five nine two six five three

Five eight nine seven nine three two three eight four six two six four three three eight three two seven eight five zero two eight four one nine seven one six nine three nine nine three seven five one zero five eight two zero nine seven four nine four four five nine two three zero

[Applause] [Applause] judges what did you think they’re right I was very impressive i was impressed when she was joking and then it just popped off that was amazing wow and abe what did you think it was uh it was amazing i don’t know if we have any way to validate if those numbers were actually correct but that was that was amazing

I can confirm i was in the pi century club in high school that was fantastic brooke very impressive so far definitely the best act we’ve seen okay good one okay our next act we have jobless garrett please to welcome him to the stage I’m nervous for them hello everybody And he let me know that i should let you guys know in advance i’m not very good okay um you suck okay what who said that what the hell did that even started okay what Hey go garrett go garrett [Applause] the way that you use your mouth is fantastic thank you I can do more than beatboxing uh not the time now he’s multi-talented i thought it was really well done it started off kind of weak but then it finished with the banger okay i think that’s good garrett at first you know i was impressed and then halfway through i actually

Forgot it was your mouth that was doing all that i think you’re so talented amazing let’s go thank you guys oh god there’s somebody up there Next up we have garrett’s wonderful loving girlfriend please come to the stage let’s go my name is autumn just like the season um i’m gonna be singing but i’m very nervous so i might be a little shaky but um yeah i’m gonna sing uh perfect 2 by auburn

Uh i’m just singing it there’s no like music or anything but like i know like it might be dmca but like yeah okay Him okay you can be the peanut butter to my jelly you can be the butterflies i feel in my belly you can be the captain and i can be your first mate you can be the tears that i feel oh sorry hold on ah

You can be the chills that i feel on a first date you can be the hero and i can be a sidekick you can be the tear that i cry if we ever split give me the rain from the cloud when it’s storming or you can be the sun when

It shines in the morning don’t know if i could ever be without you cause boy you complete me and in time i know that we will both see where all we need cause you’re the apple to my pie you’re the straw to my berry cause you’re the smoke to my heart

And you’re the one i wanna marry cause you’re the one for me for me and i’m the one for you you take the both of us of us and we’re the perfect too baby me and you We’re the perfect too yeah [Applause] you guys are nice thank you very much all right stay on stage let’s hear from our judges i’m starting with you amazing best acapella singing i’ve heard all day thank you so much absolutely amazing thank you thank you kind of sarcastic autumn your singing made me cry

That’s cute that was a good way that was to cry oh no did i make your ears bleed i’m so sorry oh that was it oh oh right yep uh okay autumn i literally counted the chills i got i got five different chills it was amazing oh you’re so nice

Five different chills thank you guys i love you guys thank you thank you autumn thank you take a seat Um i can’t help but notice our next act is not backstage You’re next oh oh yeah wait follow autumn okay i’m going i’m going yeah yeah you’re next yeah okay thank you autumn that was wonderful thank you judges our next act hello hi everybody hey wow um i didn’t always have to follow autumn but i

I also for well i wrote a song for you guys and um i’m a little nervous um yeah hopefully you guys enjoy oh this song is uh yeah it’s dedicated to all you guys oh all right playing minecraft with my friends hope these and adventures never end hey hey all these

Memories smiles and fun ooh feels like the story’s just begun playing minecraft with my friends hope these adventures never end hey hey all the memories smiles and fun feel like the stories just begun okay yo listen up lend your ears real quick this here’s a tail laid brick by brick

We spawn one day in this quaint old town all searching the world like a lost and found temples villages pirate ships yearning for treasure no matter the risks diamonds enchants and netherright too we pillage the earth in our motley cruise just how far we go to consume i’m here

As a seer for telling our doom the legend says of one called toast blew up his own people turn them all to ghosts if you smell the scent of his burning bread it’s already too late toast bomb has spread everybody run he’s going to blow us all up [Applause] wait wait wait wait wait toast don’t hurt me don’t get it wait i’m kidding i’m kidding wait it’s a joke it’s a joke toast playing minecraft with my friends hey hey hope these adventures never end all the memories smiles and fun feels like the story’s just begun wow

Thank you guys hope you enjoyed it all right let’s hear from our judges amazing the storytelling the the theoretical storytelling fiction was absolutely amazing yeah complete fiction toast put that down yeah i thought it was uh a real creative uh fictional piece of work and i would like to uh personally invite you

To my house to uh thank you for such a great song after the show yeah it was complete fiction um of course nothing about the story i’ll see you after okay okay thank you congrats boy boy was he a winner i felt hardcore and i felt fear

It was like a movie it was amazing i enjoyed it a lot i ran for my life and i came back amazing thank you so much i’m glad you guys enjoyed it thank you all right boy thank you so much that was really touching i almost thought i was

Gonna cry no joke like at the beginning i my tears were well okay no one’s asking for my period okay um our next act honorary judge oh thanks dad all right our next act is ryan higa okay okay okay And uh today i’m gonna be performing a a spoken word poetry for you all and just like the previous performance i wrote this all by myself do the thing 1am eyes closed i’m slowly falling to the music and the atmosphere wait a minute now and then i feel lights fading softly all over me i remember last year guys when i was alone in my bed with all these thoughts in my head and living silently inside it’s so late in the night

My mind is drifting away then i dream about times i wished for a new happier day if a hand could just reach out right now and save my life somehow i’ll face the sun again as soon as this dreary night ends as soon as this jury night ends Oh my god incredible wow beautiful beautiful one of those nights i just wrote stayed up on our writing and you know i’m calling my lawyer right now judges what do you think ryan that was absolutely amazing i can really tell from the words that it came straight from your heart

Like you really meant every single word that you said it was really touching it made me cry and it was just the best thing i’ve ever heard ryan oh thank you thank you so much thank you so much if that means so much coming from you magnificent absolutely magnificent

No one in the history of humankind will ever ever come up with better lyrics and if anyone tries to take credit for your success you tell them no you tell them you created this oh thank you so much thank you so much mr mayor i agree with the other judges i just i

Can’t believe i you moved me i i was sobbing real tears from pure emotion that you you poemed it to us today that was incredible oh my god you guys are thank you so much guys you’re so awesome i wasn’t expecting to Truly think ryan an original [Applause] our next act is wendy wendy wendy your next act get on stage You guys hear me we can hear you we can hear you okay okay perfect uh okay first i have a yolk all right do you guys do you guys like parodies we love nuts i’m sorry okay all right i’m going to uh ah i’m gonna die today i will be performing

A song that was written by my good friend uh pili lichu and uh the song is called pom-poms raindrops star drops the clouds won’t stop my umbrella hangs by the door the skies are here the darkest stuff blew now i swear i Are you still there when days are long i sing a song a tiny palm rolls around a memory a dance dream you’ll always stay in my heart thank you thank you [Applause] incredible [Applause] judges to you what did you all think of wandy’s performance absolutely astounding he used the word other than amazing

Thank you other than amazing wow act i’ve seen all day wait a minute wait a minute okay aren’t you wait a minute wait complicated all right toast off to you what did you think um it was bad I mean the head scene go bad by michael jackson which was really good [Applause] the twist wendy dang you michael jackson just i can’t believe you you’re singing and playing that instrument that’s like double the talent i just i’m blown away by your beauty and your skill thank you michael thank you Go wendy all right thank you thank you so much you can take a seat now and that means we’re almost halfway through the entire talent show guys i know it’s crazy oh where’s me you’re not in your place oh shoot never mind she is our next act catamina closing off the

First half of the show thank you okay i’ve i’ve been practicing for like six days i i kind of need a win for my 38 kids half of them aren’t even mine okay i’m gonna play the horn wait this isn’t gonna That’s incredible [Applause] all right judges off to you what did you think of meong’s horn blowing it was it was amazing we’ve never seen such good horn blowing before whoa horn blowing you blow that horn miami toast what did you think it was a performance [Applause]

I have never in my life seen such a intricate mating ritual and i was intrigued the whole time it was impressive impressive thank you thank you okay i have one more one more little secret oh okay all right where did she go and for her next trick so it’s

Intermission time but we’re hearing i’m getting from um uh she’s a winner oh my god is this a demonstration michael come on our word from our sponsors michael’s potato farm sponsored by basil’s potato farm make sure anytime we need food oh my gosh it’s raining potatoes potatoes wow everything negotiable everything must go

Uh trophy also comes with a full shulker box of baked potatoes [Applause] wow we have a last minute entry lily would you like to go now or do you want to go in the second act we can throw you somewhere in there don’t stop up to it i’m ready let’s go all right louie our last minute entry [Applause] Okay i wrote this song i thought it was completely original oh one original i just wrote it yeah that’s fine you know we’ve all been bored and home i’m so sick and tired of being a lone binge watching movies in my home and i don’t know what to do

All the games i play i’ll feel the same see yes and crash animal crossing man can we get something new true no i hate to paint origami lean puzzles frustrate read a book no wait cause i am not homeschooled i don’t feel like working out or cleaning up the

Productive stuff is just not fun and oh there’s just nothing to do okay that was all original this was i wrote it thank you wow original music yes that is so impressive the talent the song learning talent i wrote that it’s based on all right all right judges and that was amazing That was I mean the literal definition of terrible death terrible lyrics you should be ashamed of yourself i thought you were talented you had such a good track record lily i thought you didn’t miss but today you missed for the first time with those terrible lyrics Yeah what do you mean by that lily the next act is actually me yeah i’m going to be going and i’m going to be yes okay wow you might be wondering what i’m doing yeah so this this looks like a regular piece of dirt right yeah yes yes and this looks like a

Regular flaxseed right yeah a flaxseed plant right okay yeah it does but i can assure you this is not i have found a magical plant here on this island with a 0.00027 spawn rate and here i will present it uh i present i present flexing man relaxing

John john that’s you that’s you he doesn’t have a voice phil swift wait i heard him talk correct michael oh i’m speechless i’m not sure what to say tell you thank you so much i have never seen someone grow another human being out of a plant so This is this is amazing never as you can see in my right hand i’m holding tomatoes i was prepared to throw but i held back because i was so impressed i’ve never seen this before amazing thank you so much oh my god i was so nervous

But i think i had the best act so far huh [Applause] Can we uh clear comms on the sky if possible dj our next act is also me sorry yeah all right it’s live okay all right tony Yes Amazing voice projections So what do you say i promote myself Thank you so much that was my live performance that’s my new hit single county clerk um oh my come to the talent show that our mayor put on for us and you say those things wait oh god but he i put it i put the talent show on sir

And that gives you the right to be mayor uh no sir i i just said that i would consider promoting myself to mayor i don’t actually want to be the mayor sir you don’t want to be the mayor the songs calp county clerk i’m the county clerk

Okay you guys don’t battle to the death for it right now this is a talent show order you think any one of these people will vote for you you’re just a county clerk [Applause] guys all right following uh oh uh that after me is uh ann ammunition please come on but um today is my first day here in your beautiful town and so i thought that i would write a song and play my guitar which is a fancy invisible guitar

Um where are you guys and i’m so excited to maybe be part owner of offline tv thank you let’s go one person equity equity okay all right i just wrote this this morning so i hope you guys like it i’m kind of nervous oh tv thank you so much for having me

I’ll build a house and plant some trees i just hope i don’t die to zombies oh tv server too it’s a pleasure to be here with all of you i’ll plant some crops and share my food if the enderman comes i will rush to the rescue i know a kung fu

And some jujitsu oh tv smp thank you all for inviting me to join in your minecraft journey together we’ll take down the bourgeoisie so if you see me adventuring come and join me on my quest for things to make my house a little home to make your town feel like my own

My own [Applause] Absolutely Great great lyrics done in such a short amount of time perfect perfect Holding back irl tears amazing i loved it pearl tears i liked it Irl tears were held back thank you so much anne [Applause] it’s gonna be a tough act to follow but our next act is h june h june come on stage please hgn my name is sorry leslie asked me to do this talent show and then i decided yesterday or actually abe one of the judges told me to play valorance until 7am and

I lost my voice oh All right song is called fast car by tracy chapman i love that song for you Oh my god bro premium I got a plan dude it’s that raspy like that raspiness and i love this a little bit of money Okay now i’m sweating like i’m nervous everyone’s so good i’m gonna quit So Decision What the Oh i love this song oh he’s so talented he’s so good Beautiful I know things will get better you’ll find work and i’ll keep promoting You Hit you with a crossbow at a mile distance and rust and has this voice and can play guitar Be someone be someone Yeah where did i go wrong you gotta make a decision Hey [Applause] let’s go [Applause] absolutely phenomenal i only have one question for you okay do you want to play it [Laughter] yes i do want to play Wait a second that was june i would gladly take a hundred dmca strikes to listen to that wow [Applause] [Applause] i’m so confused why you’re a streamer do you do you have any more music what the heck i’m actually so confused why it’s gonna make more money i’ll link it i’ll link it later there’s more what the hell no no i don’t have more more music more music more music june

More music more music more more more more music amazing if you guys wanted to grab some popcorn that we have seikuno manning the stand in the back so um he would be happy to sell you some popcorn maybe after the no no get in your seats after well well now

That you’re all out mine is uh well uh okay back in your seats please our next act following h june is jummy Fell asleep back there oh And i was going to use my charmingly good looks as my talent today but it looks like all the women in here have that covered already i was going to be your comedy act your stand up comedy act for today but it looks like june already has that covered suit So the only thing i have left is sponsored joke by leslie what i was gonna do a disappearing act but it looks like mayor toast already did that too Roasted all right all right judges what did you think of our comedian um over here jimmy abe take it away i’m not gonna lie jummy i was a little i was a little i was a little underwhelmed you know i feel like jokes at the expense of our mayor

Is not the uh not the greatest act i’ve seen all day actually it was expensive leslie she’s the one that paid for it i didn’t pay i actually didn’t take it away wow you know i always enjoy a good laugh or two and uh you know i thought it was real

Funny i thought it was real hilarious yeah go ahead right right now okay um honestly i i appreciate you trying something different from everyone else oh my god she spoke in my general direction did you like it toasted yes you did good yeah no i didn’t pay i did not sponsor that

Act all right um following jimmy we have our second to last act christy please come on a stage give her a warm welcome let go Yes we can hear you loud and clear okay my name is christy um you all may have heard of the most famous minecraft musician of all time his name is noge um somewhere else amongst us yeah knows i’m covering his song you might have also heard another cover of this song

Called uh but today i’m going to be singing a pigman Can y’all hear it we can hear it loud and clear i got yeah we got this you got this getting turned on Pigment Soon getting closer and closer pigment all over killing blazes on my way to you don’t punch me punch trees no stone stay down mine with me to our death Is To you thank you so much Okay okay christie all right all right judges what did you think about christie’s performance abe amazing amazing i don’t know about this naj guy but that was absolutely amazing [Applause] thank you thank you appreciate it toast i thought it was really uh really well done very relevant to uh

What we do here in this beautiful town and i think you capture the essence of what it’s like to be a pig man nice work thank you thank you all right ray yours i love your voice you’re so cute i just want to squeeze you oh my gosh it’s just

Another multi talented person that could sing and play an instrument i can’t believe it amazing it made me All right christy all right well that brings us to the very last act of the entire night it’s crazy right how fast the time flew crazy crazy all right um yeah i actually have no idea what this next act is so it’s kind of risky putting out the end but daft [Laughter] [Applause] It works i was forced to be here against my will i really wanna [Applause] Okay i’m gonna have to ask you to stand on top of this like this oh god hmm oh that’s oh whoa oh human light are you okay lily is she okay all right so that actually concludes all of the acts but we have a few things um we need the judges to deliberate

And pick um first second and third place winner of otv’s got talent oh yeah you guys have to leave okay we have to go far away okay i’d like to thank janet and hannah for building the majority of this stage there was a lot of hard work that went into that

Wendy and abe did a lot of the final fun final touches wendy did the otv’s got talent and the stars we have um abe who did the bushes on the right side of the stage um i think janet did a lot of the glass floor and

Then hannah did a lot of a lot a lot of the stuff at the chairs and oh i built the stools i made the stools [Applause] look good yeah thank you um and daf thank you for making this statue right here [Applause] what we judges have deliberated very intensely to come to this result but before we do i want to say big thank you to miss leslie for putting on this amazing talent show [Applause] [Applause] to catamina for her amazing horn blowing and then eating herself off and she died oh she’s dead wait where is she she never came back she Number three we have brook a b with her pie number [Applause] it was really really really really really difficult but we had to give it to and munition with her custom all right and first place an amazing singer bringing tears to all our eyes moving our hearts not to mention an amazing fps

Player One percent equity as a trophy Acceptance speech again working so hard on this and everyone else thank you everyone um i’d like to thank pablo abe for making me play valorent and def for making me lose my voice because she only eats rice and onion eats rice How do those correlate all right great photo cheese cheese cheese everyone get your screenshots yeah you