Oh H who the [ __ ] wakes up this early in the morning this [ __ ] Sucks close my cabin window so my neighbors don’t stare at me as I scream at the [ __ ] Block video game like a wild animal guys I am so armed and ready today also hang on a sec let me just start with introductions hello everybody good morning I’m Gail Gall of First Stage production Ian’s group avum and I still have a [ __ ] ulcer in my mouth so I’m sorry if my language is a little slurred today it hurts it’s a pleasure to have all of you guys here to join me in my very first speedrun attempt at Minecraft Minecraft and a dragon kill you know when I set this up I had Lucy come by any um he came up to me and he said hey Gail he said hey Gail tell me what your time is for the RTA and uh when you’re done maybe I’ll try to beat You so maybe in the future you guys can see even Luc and lunaris of First Stage production Ian’s group avalom also take on the Ender Dragon Dr Pepper no it’s worse than Dr Pepper today I don’t have any Dr Pepper left in the in the cabin the competition that guy just like Starting sh from for no reason I’m going to hold him up to it though I know he won’t beat me that’s the thing is that I’m always going to be better at him than anything he ever does so I can’t afford to lose the Rival I mean yeah it’s nice to Have rivals in uh in first stage you know oh shoot okay so I’ve like I got a bunch of different ammunition here in terms of like things to drink so we have the obvious Red Bull I’ve got I got powder like that little powder thing for like you add powder to the Water and it makes the drink uh it’s lemonade it’s a lemonade flavor I got a lemonade and I just had breakfast I had oatmeal again cuz oatmeal is really good for energy it’s got oats and flavor so I had oatmeal for breakfast and I also Have a glass of apple juice to go with it and after I finish up my apple juice I’ve got this the lemonade and some some Red Bull to drink I am so ready I’m so [ __ ] ready healthy yeah the health benefits of the oatmeal are counteracted by the health negatives of energy drinks Slow actually I heard that Red Bull actually isn’t the even that unhealthy for you as long as you can hand like handle the amount of like caffeine inside of it it’s actually not super unhealthy let me Google that really quick so I don’t like lie to you guys And make you all overdose on overdose uh Red Bull health See yeah it says despite um the increases in like whatever the [ __ ] levels moderate and occasional intakes of Red Bull is unlikely to cause serious heart problems in healthy adults one or two energy drinks per day is well actually that’s that’s Wiki how never mind I’m not I’m not [ __ ] Sourcing myself off of Wiki how no probably probably not you’re listening to overdose last night uh you although you were in the Jpop rabbit hole man I wish I had a good enough voice to be able to sing J-pop but like they hit those they got the falsettos on lock I I Got I got the I got the nitty and the gritty voice I got the [ __ ] texture everyone else is like smooth as butter you’ve learned from your past that you’re not built for you’re no longer built for a Red Bull like condolences I need Red Bull for days Like these these are the kinds of days that I strive for why is my stream minimized not like minimized I like a a small window of myself on my other monitor just like staring back at me Red Bull tastes like flavored corn syrup and I love corn syrup then corn Syrup tastes delicious I actually really like their Taste of Red Bull I don’t know if I’m a sick freak because of that but uh if they had like a non like heart condition causing version of this like an actual soda I would totally drink the [ __ ] out of it It’s actually I love it so much red bull versus monster I like the mango flavored monster and that’s the only monster that I like drinking I prefer Red Bull over monster typically I prefer monster yes I emo thank you for the clarification I would have been guessing for the rest of The day had you not told me more of a bang energy Bang is pretty good I think bang energy is pretty good um they have so many different types of flavors but I I don’t know I’m a very vanilla man not like literally the flavor of vanilla but like you know I’m A basic [ __ ] I like um I like things that are simple in life I like apple juice M apple juice M I like milk chocolate I like pepooni pizza I like bger and cheese and ketchup I like very simple things it’s how I’ve survived this entire time if I don’t Have to put any thought into what I’m consuming then I could put all that energy into something else you know yo Captain yo yo ho yo ho ho do you guys not like it that I I’m not like extremely pirate coded I’m just like a guy like that a pirate job is That bad I like the way I am personally I think I’m pretty damn cool but I’m not I’m not pirate cated you know I just take people’s [ __ ] it’s kind of [ __ ] up right you burn your pancakes oh that freaking sucks I hate that you like you’re you’re ready to Flip the pancake you’re like oh it’s it’s like not it’s not suck to the skillet let’s go you you flip it for the first time and you turn it over and it’s just a black hole I’m just a silly guy I am just a silly guy I’m a really I’m a really funny Little dude um guys I slept okay last night but um I would have gotten to sleep earlier had I not been held hostage by a certain other bird guys I was hanging out with Haka last night that guy is such a [ __ ] cool dude honestly if you guys know him Haka Bonzo From Hollow Stars he’s a [ __ ] nice dude he’s a he’s a riot also he me and him were uh chatting for a while last night and um I eventually pulled Rosco and Lucy into it too but um we met up on Discord for the first time yeah it was extremely exciting um We relateed a lot more than I thought honestly there’s so many things like that we relate over wait oh [ __ ] how do I start this program I just realized I got a speedrun timer but I don’t know how to start the timer cuz has absolutely no inter interface wait one Second uh Auto splitter where’s the read me why did this open up three holy [ __ ] don’t Save where’s the where’s the thing oh my God I’m going have to Google it really quick that’s okay is FSB allowed to collab with anyone I mean we could definitely collab with uh some people we could definitely clab with some people is PIP jealous that I spoke with another bird uh pip Wasn’t there so she doesn’t Know oh [ __ ] ah start pressing buttons oh God let me just Google it really quick live split um controls how do I start how do I start if asking questions um introduction FAQ damn it no I was just there wait let me watch this really quick okay but not like not Ah how the [ __ ] do I start this thing am I an idiot oh God how to start live split Angie thank you very much for the Super Chat thank you thank you hi Gale B thanks for the happiness I bring you’re too kind to me honestly I’m just Being a little guy on the internet so if that’s what it takes to bring happiness in the world then I’m going to keep doing it shit’s easy I’m just a goofy little dude and automatically writes how do you start the life split timer How it’s by pressing one oh [ __ ] no that didn’t do it maybe I’m just an idiot how to set up a speedrun timer live split tutorial thank you very much for having YouTube download splits hot Keys hot Keys yes yes wait okay let stop playing the audio on you guys okay well starts Space oh my God is there a settings settings settings oh I found it I found it I found it I found it I found it I found it okay we’re good I got this I got the hotkey for it reset this okay so then it should go like this okay cool we’re good Sorry that was a little bit of a tangent for absolutely no reason because I’m an unprofessional streamer I got this set up like 5 minutes before I started stream my brain is not braining my brain is so braining right now all I had to do Is look up a YouTube video from like 5 years ago H but oh yeah so before I got heavily distracted for like the past however long um I mean there really isn’t much to say Haka is just funny that that dude and I we have like a similar style of humor so we Immediately just started uh like popping off on each other I don’t there’s really nothing to say we H we hung out it was a good time it was like if you went to a party just talk to people it’s kind of like that wasn’t an event or anything like That it was just good times it was chill it was good I wouldn’t be surprised if we hung out more in the future um I’m going to go ahead and move over to the gaming screen what do you guys think get this [ __ ] started hka sit On my shoulder no he’s a little too big for that he’d [ __ ] break me with his little clogs that he’s got wearing that he’s wearing all right let’s move over all right let me um get my fat ass down here put that there m m m m M man voices of the Void yesterday was so [ __ ] fun let me get the window capture for this all right let’s put this over is over here fine probably top left right top left is probably the most uh probably the most innocent spaces now want to draw a haaka draw s Sitting on my shoulder hey I I can’t stop the fan art I’m just saying you guys are like a a torrent of water bursting forth from a dam there’s absolutely no way I can stop you all I can do is pick up the pieces afterwards and watch the destruction as It happens M M M um oh [ __ ] I should have got new music for this damn it I’m really underprepared for this now we have to we have to settle for this for however long it takes me to do this I’m guessing this okay I’m putting My bet out there guys 8 hours I’m going to say this is going to take me at maximum 8 hours but I’m going to aim for Less the sooner the better you know newer World freak you burnning hell that’s the sound of the souls of the damn being set free from that World at Max thought minimum eight that’s a little rude don’t you think I know how to handle myself in Minecraft I’ve been there in the trenches but I have I didn’t look up like a refresher on how to beat the Ender Dragon so um I might be a little Lost in the process but I know the Bane beats so Point number one for killing the ender dragon first you must find a way to kill Endermen and get their poils second you must fill those poils with and blaze rods third you follow the uh Blaze Rod filled Ender poils to the Dungeon fourth you enter the portal by placing in those the rest of your endoor eyes oh fifth you slay Betsy the [ __ ] an craft Diamond pants I think that’s like a that’s like step 2.5 we’ll get the diamond pants on the way there my mission’s to beat Lucy speedrun Time no his mission is going to be to beat mine which is going to be very difficult because I’m a badass [ __ ] all right so new worlds I got to think of a really good name for this because the seed is extremely important allow cheats off I’m not cheating difficulty normal survival Default settings worlds seed for generator um uh bird brains for Life generate structures on bonus chest what the [ __ ] is bonus chest oh I know what it is it gives you like a little chest in the beginning from what I remember Gail Gall over is the is the World name it’s Gail wait it’s Gail g over all right everybody we’re getting in there as soon as I move my mouse as soon as I hit the uh the symbol for this to start the timer we’re getting in we’re getting in there let me see let me put the timer like right Here I don’t I don’t think that’s in the way all right and without further Ado Gail gallions RTA Ender Dragon speedrun endurance stream gone wrong begins wait I’m trying to think plan of attack obviously I I got to get geared up but there’s a way you can [ __ ] up Some Enderman pretty early okay let’s do it let’s go Wait there we go there we go let’s punch some trees it’s so anticlimactic well freak you listen guys this is basically a glorified zaton that I G I gave you guys an endurance stream because it’s it’s a glorified zaton I know what I’m doing guys I know what I’m Doing we actually got a really good spawn right in the middle of a bunch of [ __ ] trees but I think the best thing we can do is uh find a village loot all of their beds because I definitely need a bed first and foremost um setting a respawn point is uh Extremely crucial in times like these so we need to scout out find the best plan of attack find a village as soon as possible kill pigs oops that’s not a crafting table give me give me one second I’m going to take your uh your bacon okay Food is so critical in uh speedruns too like you have to make sure you keep up your Foods otherwise you’re going to starve to death all right let’s do an axe yummy yeah I know how to play minec I know the axe is the best melee option in The beginning look at that guys I’m not stupid your Captain’s more than qualified for the uh the pilot roll here I didn’t know it was a one shot though God damn craft a pickaxe to get iron and find diamond absolutely but I don’t think I want to find diamond um like I’m Not digging for Diamond today that’s for sure we’re going to avoid Diamond at all costs unless a villager just happens to have a a diamond on them I will definitely kill them and take it um okay there’s a desert that way for some reason I have a really good vibe About the desert I feel like the desert is always they always seem strapped up with villagers right I already have 13 pairs yeah yeah I kind of do die there we go let’s go face the Ender Dragon in mere iron wait you guys think I’m going to get Clothed for the Ender Dragon hell no with my skill all we’re going to need is a couple of uh couple of punches to the schnaz and the dragon’s going to be down all right this is definitely going to be be the place and the desert is this small there is nothing here I [ __ ] hate video games okay we’re going to make a boat we’re going to Sail On A Boat because I honestly you know it’s it’s best to really stick to your guns uh I know I know what I’m doing when I’m on on the Open Seas it’s it’s a Little bit more uh more manageable for me so we’re going to do a boat and we’re going to sail and we’re going to find a village this way God that is disgusting an entire Birch Forest you guys also agree that like these zebra cake trees are the ugliest types of wood In the game right is that is that just a me thing like Birch is the worst tree for sure oh [ __ ] zebra cake looking asses imagine having no taste are you kidding me oh [ __ ] end or that that thing personally love dark oak I I’m also a huge dark oak St if not only for the fact that the trap doors from dark oak ends up looking like a chocolate bar delicious looking when I made the EXP Tower in the uh server I used dark oak because well first off that was the only thing we had around and second off Um it’s really funny to think that everything is just made of uh chocolate in there oh oh wait holy [ __ ] looting one is actually insane whoa whoa whoa whoa looting one is insane and a silk touch shovel which doesn’t really make much of a difference for me looting one is insane because I Can get ender pearls like more likely that’s crazy that’s actually insane okay let me make a pickaxe really quick damn this streamer luck really do be popping off right now okay let’s get this and I’ve got a flint and steel now which means I don’t have to worry about Cooking my food so long as I um wait do I need to use Cobblestone for this like uncircumcised Birch uncircumcised Birch huh what are we talking about here I need to get some some uh Stone you’ve never beaten the Ender Dragon in all 12 years of you playing m C Hey listen Ender Dragon is just an opt is basically optional literally no reason to do it unless you have an ego Like me and I have definitely got an ego it’s huge too I got a huge [ __ ] ego it’s so big I needed a boat to to hold it all you have to confess you’ve never played Minecraft before there’s people who have never played Minecraft before and when they do touch it they can’t Stop playing for days on end so you’re probably saving yourself from um a watery grave like making sure you don’t get us sucked into the Minecraft hole all right I need to get this gold can you mine gold with stone wait [ __ ] you mind gold with stone We’re about to find out if we can’t then um oopsies but if I can then uh oohoo no don’t think so no no I’m glad I looked over just that brief period okay never mind I guess that was a waste of [ __ ] time then cool um then let me make Myself a stone axe instead of this wooden [ __ ] get out of here trash oh look at that cheap I’m so Sorry and I need two more wool I guess I let me dig for iron really quick I’ll go find find a Chasm or something like that no it’s totally safe to do you can totally mine gold with a stone H something tells me you might be lying to Me H honestly this ocean biome could be really good to sail through let me find two more sheep on the mainland before I start sailing out cuz I need a bed to to skip through the nighttime actually wait no I don’t want to skip through the night time immediately I want To I want to have Enderman spawn so I need to be able to live through the night time a little bit it’s already been 7 Minutes am I on let me get some more wood I don’t know why but I feel like I need more wood just in Case oh you know what I can do with this wood is um I can burn it so I can make some charcoal get out of my sight [ __ ] let’s go um oh I’m already starving oh my God I need to start cooking something which means I need to get some more Stone oh God I should have gotten exactly one more Stone what was I thinking excuse me just casually burping in my mouth I have absolutely no class do I I’m sorry you know was a really uh wasted potential Bronze in Minecraft I like the look of bronze tools it would have been nice to able to have like another tier of uh tools to use and that’s enough Stone so that’s eight oh yeah I have 31 now nice plenty Plenty plenty all right I’m going to cook now make one furnace I’m actually no I’m going to make two keep these on me keep that [ __ ] thing on I forgot to make the second one cuz I’m a silly little goober just a dumb little guy just a goofy little gaffer um put Some planks in here put some planks in here cook some wood in there cook some wood in there all right we’re going to have some torches now let me keep getting some wood wait wait oh wait no no no do this do this yeah yeah yeah there we go now now we are Officially cooking with gas isn’t bronze too soft to be a good material but then again there’s gold that’s what I’m saying dude wasted potential they could have found a way to use it maybe bronze can make like um oh you know you guys remember like um The Hunger Games wasn’t that trident That they had that one guy make made of bronze or something like that why am I not wearing this why was I not wearing this wait oh that’s why that’s why I sure hope it doesn’t break before I go into The Nether I sure hope it does Not break until I go into The Nether well I found my partner for life now that’s cool okay got this stuff cooking [ __ ] let’s go um all right now I’m going to use the rest of this wood to um actually turn into planks we’re committed yeah I just got Married to my chest how do you guys feel I Found Love in just 10 minutes Minecraft single o um single avoidance speedrun wait give that plant trees am I winning uh I don’t know no I mean I just got a I just got a friend for life in the form of a cursive Binding chest plate I would say that’s pretty winning I want to get some more um wood actually no I’m going to craft another shovel cuz I don’t want to use the uh the gold shovel until I have a good reason to it’s got silk touch after All I don’t think I need sand for anything right wait more wood now then turn this into torches there we go now we are a officially a real Minecrafter sand for eating oh wait you know what you might be on to something there and that something is Methamphetamines cuz you must be high to think I’m going to eat sand what the [ __ ] IIT here zombies [ __ ] I got jumped by the world is a vampire the world is a vampire the world is a vampire I should have cooked food first instead of [ __ ] Wood I see the golden apple by the way but I really really rather not use it just yet oh God I hope I don’t lose my St stuff oh please don’t make me lose my stuff all right um let’s recoup what do we learn nighttime scary that’s it nighttime [ __ ] scary God Damn this armor actually saved my life my my partner for Life literally just saved my ass there so hard professional speedrun by the way I never said professional all I said was what did I say actually I don’t think I said anything on the matter let me get Oh do I have no more coal or charcoal damn it I don’t all right guess I’m cooking with Uh this mutton so glad I got these let me uh let me just munch on this really quick the speed and speedrun is silent what are you talking about we’ve made some great progress so quickly and I know what to do I got to get out there I got To get out there and I got to go find some goddamn Enderman all right that’s cooked cook some pork chaps oh you know what this um well let me eat this first This uh flint and steel could be a very useful tool in getting myself some uh some kills on the board but up all my food First okay we’re safe for now all right cook this chicken then the raw salmon I’m going to get out of here I’ll go back to my other furnace and crab uh crab I’m going to grab all my stuff I can just set the enemies on fire yeah that’s what I’m Thinking Captain’s just playing Minecraft I am basically just playing Minecraft at this point Minecraft but with a goal using dirty tactics like setting them on fire than just swinging at them with a sword what are you talking about all fair and love in war and I feel like I’m in the trenches right now so I think it’s completely valid I’m going to crab I’m crabbing all right let’s go let’s get the freaky out of Here it was this way I was getting attacked by those goddamn skellingtons oh I hear you wait put this here oh chicken cook chicken cook chicken cook Chicken wait how did they catch oh my God it started raining immediately what are the goddamn odds I hate video games I’m like why did the chicken immediately just stopped catching on fire does it know how to like stop drop and roll now are we teaching that in animal Class all right um I didn’t anticipate rain I’m going on a boat swim I’m going for a swim I still need to find more wool though I’ve only got the one H oh that was the Enderman but it’s raining God damn it I can’t catch him he’s going to go all over the place is that the same portal by the way I think it is yeah it’s the same portal [ __ ] look at that [ __ ] [ __ ] creeper oh man mushroom can you actually mine the mushrooms for um for mushroom mushrooms like actually edible mushrooms or are they just aesthetic are are are these just an aesthetic thing oh that’s cool okay that was a waste of time very cool you can make yes aesthetic aesthetic you can make Questions to aesthetic Oh I want this rain to go away I can’t [ __ ] in Detroit you can if you destroy all of the thing with them in a bowl need the tops oh I’m getting a lot of mix signals Here truly is heck truly is heck out here I’m going to get this creeper to help me mine some trees [ __ ] oh my God that was a waste I don’t think I got much wood out of that I’m going to be honest oh god oh it’s [ __ ] War Perpetual War my axe is getting a little rusty It’s Made of Stone let’s switch it up and get a new axe just in case Dude there’s so much mushroom going on here I want to be able to use it but turns out these mushrooms are prudes and they won’t give me their their mushroom tops I was trying to go for a euphemism there but I don’t think I could handle It this rain really blows up my [ __ ] plan of trying to get ender pearls tonight I’m so serious this makes me m you can use me creepers to mine diamonds okay let me go to the surface lure a Creeper down to the depths use it To blow up a diamond horde that I just happened to find and then and only then will I mine diamonds maybe if the oh it’s a tree I thought that was a Raider Fortress okay is this a tundra biome over here so wait oh [ __ ] if it’s Snowing Endermen don’t start oh what the [ __ ] what’s this if it’s snowing Endermen don’t z z z around right I want these I want all of these that’s so good that’s so tasty I’m [ __ ] popping off go to a lush cave they’re full of creepers and diamonds that’s kind of True though you kind of right for that 20 minutes and no diamond pants angry Emoji please don’t get mad I’m doing my best assis I’m get I’m doing my best assis I promise see look I’m I’m popping off I got the I got the frags I’m killing them I’m killing them oh yeah I’m killing it all right new high score give me That so this is this place doesn’t have any red mushrooms I guess Huh okay I’ll just sell for brown mushroom stew today I thought this place was going to have snow this look like the tundra Area Guys I can’t find a village to save my life or sheep for that matter I just want a goddamn bed it’s looking desolate out here I’m not sure what to think or what to do at the moment Pig I know what I need to do now I must kill This pig take his one little meat and chew on it okay we’re cooking okay let’s go it’s time for iron it’s iron time give me that I’m going to drown in there I don’t want that that bad all right yeah we’re we’re [ __ ] cooking that’s Skellington Oh you know what I just thought of I have a silk touch golden shovel there’s a library inside of the dungeon at the very end of the game if I find at least one diamond and some obsidian I can craft myself an enchanting table and enchant some gear so I can do really Good damage and protect myself from the dragon oh I’m so smart oh iron nice and I run I run so far away couldn’t get Away more iron over there let use the Sandstone oh [ __ ] Lush cave wait a second guys we might be getting diamonds today I’m not even joking I didn’t anticipate to actually go farm and Hunt diamonds but there’s an actual possibility we might just end up stacked today Oh all right let’s get this [ __ ] cooked any more there’s coal up there that’s fine I don’t need all the coal I’ve got wood for that uh if I go down here it’s a very steep drop okay you know what I can do though I’ll I’ll lead the water towards that Hole and after I do that I’ll know how to get back up 25 minutes Iron Pants I’m not making Iron Pants I’ve got better things to use my iron on let’s go free ladder creeper lapis iron iron so far okay I red do that joke that’s a lot of [ __ ] creepers Wow they were not kidding there’s a lot of [ __ ] creepers in Jesus Christ all right um plan of attack Run okay one down okay two down three down oh my God you know being able to play this game without lag like I’m on the JP server is a miracle ouch that’s fine we can afford a little bit of damage I can take it at least it’s just creepers and not Skeleton archers honestly those would be way worse blaming it on the lag bro I’m not blaming on the lag right now I’m saying right now I’m goated with the sauce ow [ __ ] I just had to say something ow oh my God look at these strafing I’m so good give me that goddamn Iron I love Iron so God damn much I [ __ ] love Iron I’ll start cooking the iron when I find an uh an emerald a diamond deposit gold your impulsive thoughts told you to hug the creepers now that’s a one a spicy hug [ __ ] ow oh I got a bow or not yet I Don’t bone sounds like bow there we go an actual bow okay I’m going to consume the Flesh of the pig of the BH and I will continue to go deeper into the dungeon have you guys ever seen the darkest dungeon it’s a video game about like these guys and this well it’s like This one guy inherits a mansion well the Mansions like curs with like eldrid beings and stuff like that and it’s your job to create a party of four to like pursue the mansion and eventually rid it of the evil that it was born in it’s really [ __ ] cool It’s a really cool game it’s really [ __ ] hard too I’ve never beaten it before it’s something that’s always irked me because it’s actually way too damn Hard diamonds diamonds where are you it seems like they’re shy today and I ran I Ran So Far Away couldn’t get away over my dead body you’ll never take this diamond from Me there’s a lot of gold down Here it just looks so tasty I want to put it I want to put my mouth on it holy [ __ ] [ __ ] hi hello there stranger would you like to come up and see my my wonderful stash and I’m not talking about the the caterpillar on my lip I’m talking about the diamonds in That brick go on [ __ ] come ow sorry here now you come up [ __ ] no diamonds no diamonds all right let’s cook uh I need to drop something no I don’t take this put this down put this down put this down put this down right here uh diamond pick bastard oh no it was just one diamond oh man that Blows I had a feeling I had a feeling it was just going to be one Diamond it was precariously perched on the corner of this uh set of stones so it’s to be expected my Red Bull is almost gone I’m gonna miss it so bad I should probably cook my food while I’m here too put this in here put that in there put this in here all right we’re Giga Cooking how’s it going so far we got one Diamond which I didn’t expect to find but since I was here I figured I’d take the detour to see if maybe just maybe love really could bloom on the battlefield turns out no everything’s hostile but we did find a diamond So it’s got to count for Something one more bro bro who is moaning over here God damn get some thicker walls insulate your place all right let’s get out of here well not yet actually never mind I lied we’re not getting out of here just yet wait oh should I make a an iron Axe should I make an iron axe probably right take that all right let’s get Adle nope [ __ ] nothing that’s cool that’s cool I like dead ends just as much as the next guy but hey can I get some ow oh man got to go even deeper okay odds are I’m not even going to make it out of here alive I’m just saying it Now where’s my food oh there it Is sometimes the rocks oh that’s awkward oh that’s awkward what a [ __ ] troll holy [ __ ] oh look another Diamond okay we’re finding one it really is hell down here heaven in Hell let’s rock oh my God how am I so lucky actually ow I got to get rid of this guy got to Go nice I didn’t take it I did I have six now I’ve got six I got six what is this place literally heck this place is literally heck oh God there’s witches down here too how much iron do I have 15 oh that’s not nearly enough to make a set of armor oh God I’m in over my head no I came prepared it’s just hellish down here it’s forcing me to use all of my wit all of my Charisma all of my strength so that we can make it through here also guys I can make I can make an Ender Portal now or not an Ender portal a nether portal look at this look at this uhoh okay now I’m going to put this down we’re going to make some sticks and a pickaxe put this down here put this uh [ __ ] get rid of that [ __ ] take this back get some Obsidian this way I can go to the Nether and start getting my blaze rods as soon as possible ASAP as the kids say it nowadays um I want to get rid of you no pants nah I’m freeballing it today got that thing a swanging you know What I mean talk about my Swagger by the Way ah thank you energy drink thank you thank you so much for the energy now to finish off my apple juice that way I can helicopter out of danger wait I’ve got a story about that actually don’t don’t feel weird about it okay it’s it’s so it’s totally funny but Um so back in the day yes I’m I’m going old again forgive me there was an there was a program called xfire and xfire was an instant messaging app that um it was like parallel to Skype back in the day but Skype was a little bit more business oriented Um so xfire was like the cat it was like it was like TeamSpeak or X or like or Skype or it was like the Discord of its time basically I the the way the the messenger worked is that if you knew somebody’s ID if you got their hands on It they could just send you messages kind of like Discord except without needing to be a friend request um so a friend of a friend that I did not know them decided to send me something they sent me a a link and I clicked it and it was just meat Spin it was [ __ ] meat spin that’s wild I got my hands on an instant messaging app that young of an age I was in like middle pirate middle schoolish I think it was around that time yeah oh yeah it was absolutely in like Middle School I’m that old my age is 28 if you must Know okay so my plan I’m going to get 20 obsidian 20 obsidian so that I can make two Nether Portals one to go into The Nether and one to get out you know let’s get you to bed grandpa oh I’ve got stories to tell about when I was a young little Lad I freaking love obsidian I just hate having to mine it you did that on MSM with the jump scare videos oh my God my sister and I we stayed at another Pirates Place one day and the the [ __ ] dad the house the dad of that household was a complete [ __ ] he he jump scared my sister and I I wasn’t actually afraid of the jump scare cuz I’m a huge I got huge balls and like my coones are ginormous and all that you know um but like my sister literally got like I think she got real PTSD from that jump scare that Day it was the one it was the old one where um what was it the the girl from The Exorcist that face pops up on the screen it was like one of those P or not a puzzle it was like um Can you spot the difference type jump scares where you Have to like stare really hard at it and then it gets you that [ __ ] was [ __ ] up my sister actually like hated that man after that day the with the mazes oh yeah the one where the maze is like it gets thinner and thinner as you uh go through the Maze and as the very very end of it it triggers a jump scare oh my God I love Nostalgia with you guys you guys know everything you guys are helping unlock my core memories my core Memories with the one going downhill oh That’s a classic one yeah that one’s a super classic wasn’t there there was like a um like a European ad I don’t remember what um country in Europe but there’s a European ad where um it’s it was like a real commercial But it ends with like a like a jump scare I think I don’t know if you guys know what I’m talking about but I think I’ve seen something like that Before ow [ __ ] okay I I really can’t die that bat just took its that bat just took an arrow for me what a homie it was the car commercial yeah where it turns the corner and it’s like a jump scare ah it’s a like a jump Scare yes oh [ __ ] the two for one no okay well it’s okay I took a little bit of damage that sucks let me eat some steak Neopets dinosaur jump scare what Neopets jump scare what are you talking about I’ve never heard of that I really Want to look it up right now but I’m doing a speedrun oh [ __ ] ow [ __ ] I missed please stop ow I’m burning through all my rations these [ __ ] Skellington mens I need four more obsidian Too and the chain messages oh kids these days don’t even know about chain messages all right if you guys don’t don’t know about chain messages um basically if you got your hands on someone’s phone number it was like a prank thing to do where you would send them like a message That says Bloody Mary will come into your room tonight to steal your life unless you send this message to seven of your friends and then the person will be like oh my God Bloody Mary she’s not even that cute I’m going to send this to seven of my friends so that ugly [ __ ] Doesn’t comeing to my room tonight you know no it was more like oh my God I don’t want to die please don’t kill me Bloody Mary I will send this to seven of my friends and then it would just perpetuate after that so like that person will send it to seven of their Friends and if two of those people send it to seven more of their friends then it gets like it’s like exponential you know it’s basically like an up upside down pyramid scheme also Diamond yay sorry I didn’t get I didn’t get hyped over That there we go I made up for it I got my YouTuber reactions ready yeah um chain messages back in the day I’ve never actually sent one myself I’ve only ever received them on my on my Motorola flip phone it was so cursed back when we were Our own OBO callers wait wait a second you just put something into perspective for me actually you’re right we’ve always been getting spam calls but it was human made before they’ve just automated the process now oh my God we found an underground Cavern oh my Lord sticks sticks sandstones I need This I need space for the the thing ofama jigy I’m going to make some torches and toss that out that’s fine wait what what I don’t want this garbage you didn’t even have a phone I was pretty late myself and actually no was I late or early I can’t remember if Pirate parents um gave us cell phones at an early age I think my first one I got in Pirate Middle School when I just got into there cuz they wanted us to stay safe so I think that was probably when I was um 11 maybe I might have been like 11 Years old at the time take this Yum Yum Yum so I guess that is pretty early now that I think about it but like every other kid at the time had a phone at the time so it was kind of standard fair I think I can’t tell if it was early or Not but um people are worried like nowadays about kids getting their hands on iPads and iPhones and stuff like that but it it kind of was like that at the kind of has been like that for a while now honestly oh my God five five diamond oh my my God we have 11 Dions that’s Insane butter you didn’t get a phone till you were 16 I wonder if you’re better off for that though I honestly wonder if you’re better off for that at least back in the day I think it wasn’t as bad to give kids technology so early but That’s only because at the time the only thing we really had on phones was like downloadable ring tones and a 144p camera so it really wasn’t that bad but honestly I don’t think I want to get into the whole topic of is it too early to give are you giving your kids Your their phones too you know like that [ __ ] cuz I don’t know if I have a strong opinion on it I don’t think I care either way I don’t I don’t think I care see you see three-year-olds choosing which Coco melon video they want to watch It my opinion on that is that younger kids getting their hands on technology probably makes parenting easier but it also makes it riskier it’s definitely like a like a monkeyy paw type situation like damn your kid might grow up to be a genius they might watch CoCo Melon and then the baby sensory videos send them off onto the right career path and all that [ __ ] because they they developed earlier maybe but at the same time like maybe they find out what porn is at the the young ripe age of Too Young you know and it [ __ ] them up for Life you’d rather them play Nintendo switch than give them a phone yeah that’s true I think if you let them um get their hands on oh Dimond wait wait should I test to see if I can mine diamonds with creepers should I test that guys is that real is creeper mining Real it’ll disappear but but chat told me it would but chat told me I could do it it’s too risky are you sure I’ve got a lot of diamonds we got a lot of room to can you not come this way oh we can’t the rails are blocking him oopsies Go for it let meow okay I’m not a [ __ ] I’m not like Rosco I’m not what I eat come here little guy come here come on come on come here maybe I should have only done one now that I think about it myth busted guitar riff plays myth [ __ ] busted [ __ ] God damn it now I feel really bad about losing those diamonds actually oh it’s a horrible I still need to get more obsidian I totally left before I got all the obsidian that I needed oh whoopsy Daisies We Told You So we told you so we told you so shut up I know I know you told me but I had to find out for myself it’s better to do ab tests on your own than Trucking trusting Wiki how you guys are Wiki how You notice I always get one guide all right low key it’s kind of funny though it’s kind of funny though but like what if they were right though my the intrusive thoughts really do be winning out here like what if they were right you know what if I was the goofball this Entire time ooh ooh ooh uh name tag that’s useless that’s [ __ ] trash Pikachu get that name tag and put it on Yourself M I’ve got an iron axe why am I not using It do not trust that do not trust chat why not it’s [ __ ] funny L meow L meow I like trusting chat because if one of you guys are telling the truth then and you could prove everybody wrong POG and that would be really cool what if somebody knows something That I don’t you know I forgot you can’t just walk on Rails 50 minutes no nether oh no I’m sorry probably you meant no nether I got the obsidian okay I got the obsidian I’m getting myself Giga prepared because I do have to go through the Nether and Fight blazes I need to get food before I go to the nether too like the the main objective points are there I need to go into The Nether and get blaze rods but there’s like so many steps that come before that so I can actually like do it you Know that guy stuck in the Abyss but if you lie for funsies well it better be funny it better be [ __ ] funny before I lose my goddamn mind oh hello what is blood doing down there for the top rope Nice all right current status on food we’ve got three bread three golden apples and that’s it okay maybe I should Reconsider my choice my choice is plural he was just vibing um okay you know what that’s actually on me that was kind of [ __ ] up of me the poor zombie didn’t do anything wrong dog was Just that guy was just oh wo wo wo wo i I saw the consequences of my actions. 5 seconds before I caused them it’s Sor right I got a Shovel well at least I know I’ve been here before wa give me that oh hello there going up I feel like a groundhog that just came out of the out of the hole for winter where’s my shadow where’s my shadow all right guys we don’t have to worry about any more months of Winter I can’t see my shadow I don’t think I have one do vampires have shadows are shadows technically a reflection because they’re they’re cast off from light hey Lucy if you’re awake right now uh do you have a shadow asking for a friend the friend is me by the way Wind Spring Uh March 17th March 19th it’s March 19th I was so close holy [ __ ] wait I just guessed why so specific cuz I was Close I’m so [ __ ] smart Guys vampires aren’t corporeal they’re not wait but I I could have sworn that I touched Lucy in Japan if you think about it every date is specific I mean yeah that’s true you’re kind of right there maybe Captain is a groundhog hey what can I say I’ve got a good head on my Shoulders but apparently no Shadow these um abandoned mines kind of just keep going don’t they oh [ __ ] no no no no ah oh please no Mr skeleton I’ve been a bad boy please don’t do this to me I promise I’ll pay back my penances oh [ __ ] all right guess we got to kill him [ __ ] oh my God how did I not hit him son of a [ __ ] you need to wear headphones for this for what cuz I’m screaming too loud my bad I’ll be quiet I still got hit that’s so [ __ ] up creeper come here yeah get [ __ ] idiot I know how to use the the uh the tools at my disposal all right I think it’s time to Finally use the Sword I got no jump space in these Caverns okay you get concerned for my crew sometimes if I scream like that wait why I scream normally like a normal human being going down down down into this strangely Abyssal Cavern wait there’s like nothing down here not even basic materials God damn Hello diamonds that seem to work last time so I think I’ll try it again YooHoo Diamond Chan dooa Captain gon I say captain galon I just like melded my name together whoopsies okay okay we’re we’re really running low on rations at this point let me get rid of This I would like to pass please they’re hiding now what the [ __ ] I thought uh thought I was being quite sweet about it though diamonds where are you Yoo oh hello you’re a diamond in the rough but you’re no real diamond burn in hell James from Pokemon was my spirit Animal growing up as a kid that guy was a [ __ ] ryot you know I was worried about my ulcer in my mouth like hindering the way I speak today but it’s actually not that bad it’s not that bad at all oh god you’re an hour late no you’re an Hour early you’re seven hours early from me beating this goddamn forsaken game diamond oh my God the it got shot by a [ __ ] skeleton archer and it flew towards me like a like a missile like a grenade son of a [ __ ] okay nice uh I might actually have to consume a gold Dawn Apple I think it’s worth It it’s it’s definitely worth it okay I know I need to go back for the diamonds over there but I wanted to see what was over here really quick tactical nuke honestly did you that dude got 25 kills and he said how many kills is it in Call Of Duty is it 25 before you can just nuke the entire place 25 kill streak and then you just go oh I just thought about it the 25 kill for a nuke it’s kind of like in baseball um it’s called mercy rule uh in baseball if you are completely wiping The floor with the with the Enemy team they could just call off the game due to a mercy Rule it’s basically that isn’t it it’s like this guyy is stomping your lobby you might as well just get the hell out of there as fast as you Can I was screaming so much even the creepers started getting pissed oh that’s my bad I wasn’t thinking about their feelings oh my God five Diamond five diamond we have 17 in total guys how many do you need for a full set of armor ow four for the boots five for the Helmet that’s nine is it eight for the chest piece so that’s 17 in total actually no I have a chest piece that that I can’t take off so I need to make the pant I can make diamond pant I hate these [ __ ] aim BS [ __ ] ass aim BS nice m I think I should probably call call it here and get the hell out of this cave I think if I stay any longer things could be looking pretty bad for me but I’m so greedy I’m so greedy greedy but I really should get the [ __ ] out of here but I’m so greedy Greedy probably run for it yeah I mean I’m diffusing every creeper with expertise and dexterity but I don’t think I can hold up this luck for that long I mean it’s not luck it’s skill but you know what I mean that tactical nuke was kind of Crazy do I know where the exit is H yeah I know where it is it’s wherever I decide to put my pickaxe into the wall that becomes the exit I will literally dig out of here like the groundhog that I am nope nothing God I I need four more obsidian Though that’s the thing if I could find water that would be great no diamond no diamond diamond hello hello lapis I do need a little bit of lapis to enchant later if I plan to [ __ ] get out of here water whoa whoa whoa whoa I just spawned water okay um not to be a blasphemer but um oh you know I’m scared am I going to drown in here I am aren’t I I could craft a few buckets and bring up the lava wait buckets do exist you’re So right the floor is now crafting table let me do that dirty little trick oh man I wanted that I forgot um no is it all oh this is all water here I literally found the underwater spring pretty all right let’s get this water all right I’ll wall off behind me I’m going to kill this guy First wall off behind me so I don’t get sneak attacked and get knocked into the lava actually no there’s no problem because there’s not going to be any lava after I do this and this and a this and a this and This please don’t fall into the lava you can’t stop me what if I want to what if it would be funny for the content that’d be a funny silly haha moment oh that’d be so goofy that’d be so crazy that’d be so wacky all right let me get my Obsidian no no no want to do this slowest speedrun hey come on I didn’t tell you guys that I was a professional it was an endurance stream to begin with after all M apple juice a speed walk yeah it’s a Brisk it’s a Brisk jog everybody my very first Minecraft brisk jog And I’m going to grab a couple of other obsidian just in case I accidentally [ __ ] up just like one more I’m speed crawling I’m speed crawling all right um 20 diamonds is enough for all of the tools do I want to make I do want to make it dond armor I do want To make diamond armor I really do want to make diamond armor but I can’t take this chest piece off so I don’t have to I don’t have to worry about making the chest piece ow Bastard he actually missed that shot what a loser oh grass oh my God we’re pretty close to the surface oh my lord it’s as though we were always here to begin with the beautiful Sirens at se they call to me wow this is really pretty Sheep Enderman oh we got an Enderman okay we got to get that guy’s pearls I’m going to take balls not sexually just the matter of factly Why is the lighting here looks so ominous you know what I mean looks so different from everything else okay I need to do this the plan is You build this you dig downwards you put this here put this here put this here and you stare at him See see everybody I’m not stupid oh my God it paid out we got two pearls damn I’m just built different I don’t even want to look at check right Now I can’t look at chat right Now why am I keeping rotting me he keeps [ __ ] showing up in my inventory that’s why I don’t want it I’m going to kill that guy I’m going to kill this guy I’m not going to let you kill yourself I’m going to do it I’m going do it for you oh [ __ ] oh what the [ __ ] I got know arrows ow oh my God Oh why is it so so [ __ ] perilous out here Today man that really [ __ ] sucks about the Enderman pearls that that blows dick honestly I’m going say it that blows dick what do you want goofy why are they in Broad ass daylight the siren Call of shade lures them to my position let’s go to this boat what is that tree over There what is that weird ass looking Bush ma ma there’s a weird [ __ ] Bush over here looks like Cassian the thing where am I going oh there’s a sunken chest over or there’s a sunken boat over There just an ugly Bush what the [ __ ] God damn grower not a show I see shees God damn God damn let me take I’m going to take some of this wood I might need some more Char coal in the future so might as well take a stack of this I’ve never seen a tree get that big before I’m so serial ow you thought it was common I guess you’re pretty used to seeing Big Trees in your life but for me it’s a privilege It’s an honor to see something so Majestic as that [ __ ] thing over there the the tall thing with the bark and the the branches and the wood it’s beautiful honestly I’m envious all right so um it’s night time probably best to not be on the mainland this time of Night let’s go to that sunken Ship I’m circumcising the tree that’s not how you circumcise somebody if I was circumcising I would have right clicked it all right oh [ __ ] I actually I literally accidentally circumcised I was trying to put a [ __ ] trying to put a goddamn torch on it carrots are cool Moss block Whatever oh [ __ ] look at that oh yeah oh yeah we got books baby I love knowledge I could have just stood here now that I think about It um I don’t no bones actually could be nice if I see if I see a dog I don’t want the [ __ ] sapling why is there a sapling in my inventory hello what did I just pick up this I want this get out of here We love an educated pirate hell yes we do I stand a smart King personally that’s why I don’t stand anybody in avalum cuz we’re all Idiots I think that’s it uh I’m going to kill a little bit of fish really quick collect me some uh fishies uh give this I don’t need that much deep slate like for Real um Ender Ender Enderman well are you I’m so sorry [ __ ] Death Mountain over there looks really nice at night doesn’t it yeah I think I’m just going to hug the coastline and see if I can find an Enderman a village would be nice seriously by this point I thought I Would have come across one but I guess I was just tunneling underground this entire time makes sense food Food food oh who whoa whoa woo got to be quicker than that get rid of this uh [ __ ] the boat I don’t care disgusting gatekeeping the trees on the top of that mountain keep them I care not about your wooden Treasure I’m pretty ballsy for coming out here at night aren’t I use a chest why so I can leave my stuff behind I’m a [ __ ] Vagabond I got a keep Moving we need an inventory cleanse I need like almost all of the stuff though is the thing for my future plans if I could make a backpack that’d be nice my inventory is full nuh I got a slot right here for something come on guys I know what I’m doing I need a shulker box all right let me go grab one I’ll go I’ll go get a shulker box and I’ll come back for the uh for the Ender Dragon kill I think that’s a good process wait chat’s right I should get a Sher box you know what um an Ender Chest Wouldn’t be bad Sheep sheep you can stay alive just kidding I want your meat just use Nature’s backpack are you talking about my butthole maybe you weren’t but I was maybe you weren’t but I was have you checked your butthole SK up butthole um yeah nothing there’s [ __ ] nothing Out here devoid of all life oh my God a frog that’s cute I’ve never seen a frog in game Froggies damn they are chunky little guys aren’t they oh oh the chicken horde hello chicken Horde oh okay stop avoiding my Attack there we go let’s get the freak out of here we got to get out of here sco the zombies are coming for us since when did Minecraft have frogs I think it was their most recent update if I’m not mistaken I think I’m pretty sure it was Their most recent update damn I’m playing froger all of a sudden check this out Minecraft Parkour stream coming up if I kiss the Frog it’ll turn into a prince that’s kind of gay though why would I kiss a Dude don’t look at my vods where I kissed all of my friends man I hate the swamp actually chicken chicken I should probably cook this meat before I get attacked by skellingtons again and have nothing to eat or by a spider that really wants my my balls oh my God leaping Looney Tick hey come here I want to show you something idiot it was death I showed you death sheep Barry thank you for the Super Chat thank you thank you am I am I slaying chat what do you think am I slaying is is my current status on Discord Slaying how slay am I on a on a scale of fingernails being painted to shocked Emoji oh my God there’s so much good stuff here and my good stuff I mean animals to kill shocked Emoji don’t type out shocked Emoji say it say it with your Heart say it with your stomach use your use your gut oh my God daytime have finally arrived I finally arrived woo finally dead pan face emoji what the [ __ ] you think I’m whack do you hate me oh my God I had carrots this entire time Can you cook carrots wait what can I use carrots for wait I can use a no never mind I thought the carrot was what you used to um make the thing that um you can lead the [ __ ] what are they called the the lava Striders with but that’s a That’s the mushroom on a stick I need to make a fishing rod for that horses oh golden carrots oh wait yeah you’re right you’re actually so right golden nuggets golden carrots you’re so right nice do thanks for looking out Chad I appreciate That I love the sound of leveling up every time you hit like a a five level Milestone it’s so pretty they they have no right to be that pretty of a sound effect Enderman I think my best bet is to pop probably just hop into an Ender Portal Now isn’t it go into an Ender portal find a green Ender biome the Green Tree whatever the [ __ ] it’s called and then get in there heading back to the Shadows hey thank you for stopping in thank you for the super chat again appreciate you as always that’d be a Spinning nature is so beautiful come on man give me my my fast food I want my Double Quarter Pounder please give me my Double Quarter Pounder wait get the [ __ ] out of Here I don’t want your light gray wool wait I’ve got 12 wool I need to make a goddamn bed what the hell am I doing uh I got wood right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I got to make a bed nice I don’t want the berry treasure map I’m I’m not going to find a berry treasure map okay let’s think of a good spot to keep this portal I actually think um I actually think this biome is perfect for the portal only because there’s so much food spawn in the form of um cute creature ah wait he’s Fine I think this is a a good spot actually somewhere else is probably a better spot who needs a village honestly [ __ ] the village they never cared about me anyway all right I know my next plan of don’t listen to what just happened behind me nothing Happened I’m going to slay all these beasts I’m going to take their loot oh [ __ ] come back come back I love You um I think now if I’m going to set up a base Now’s the Time to start making chests all right this is base now put Stone in here put this in here put the diamonds in there put the laps in there put the FL no I need that that put that in There put the bed on the ground and slap that [ __ ] with my fist respawn Point set hello there little boy put this in there put this in there actually no keep this on me oh I could have been cooking them I’m so stupid I forgot I had this oh [ __ ] sorry to cook your parents in front of you little child but um just a doggy dog world out There come here come here nice ni this feels awful I feel like I’m a terrible person for this but as it stands survival of the fittest and godamn I am jacked put the raw mutton in there for now the raw beef got plenty of food lots of food actually cooked chicken cooked Carrots or carrots cooked muton steak obsidian I’m going to have to start putting this down let me um let me place these furnaces just put that [ __ ] right there cook the iron speaking of which iron okay diamond armor I’m making diamond armor I’m doing it all right so Diamond Helmet Diamond booties Diamond Pantaloons which I know you guys are so stoked to see I am geared up I’m [ __ ] geared I’ve got three more diamonds left I can make a diamond axe I think diamond axe is really strong can’t go wrong with that where the golden carrots go oh I ate them Already I decided to eat them uh right then and there stret okay suggestions for the diamonds I’ve got the armor I can still make an axe I think axe is a really good choice I can make a second pickaxe in case something bad happens too do you guys think I should save Three diamonds or make something a sword enchantment table oh true I can make a sword and an enchantment table Axe and a pickaxe save them more pants I could just save them more pants that’s a good idea too I should I think I should go mine for at Least 11 more pairs of pants I think you think you’re on to Something I think I I think I’ll save them for now we’ll decide at a later date so I got six diamonds left actually no I I’m actually going to make the axe and I’ll keep three diamonds in reserves cuz my axe is going to break soon and honestly actually no there’s Really no reason to have a [ __ ] diamond axe I’ll just make another iron axe where did my sticks go okay another iron axe let me make a an iron sword too just to swap off I don’t want to use my bow for now put this way put this way Buckets don’t really need a bucket Berry treasure map why do I have that still paper goodbye leather goodbye brown mushrooms goodbye um wool goodbye I’ll keep the W put half the wood away 11 pairs of pants means I have 22 legs did you guys not know my animal form is a centipede I’m a disgusting little bug Creature all right let’s play The Brick game let’s put down Brick and Shazam I think this is a pretty good base of operation what do you guys think so I’m a human centipede yes Human Centipede oh my God that can happen oh wait I can go over there all right this is actually good this is actually good Remember to wear some gold I couldn’t forget if I wanted to I couldn’t forget if I wanted to friend let’s get some dirt honestly getting spawned there is a blessing in disguise get a lot of building blocks yeah you’re telling me got to get that [ __ ] I think um if I’m in the nether can’t you trade with Pigmen to get ender pearls or like other good [ __ ] that you need can you get blaze rods from the Pigman too just swim with my just swim I’m a pirate in the lava did you just tell me to walk the Plank lethal Style Oh my God my God yes oh okay that’s fair you’re you’re valid for that did El say respawn yeah I’ll do it again though see right click right click right click right click that’s going to be hot there’s nothing hot about your skin melting off your bones okay nothing sexy About that a shovel that’s get that gets used eyeball Xander nether brand he’s a good man he’s just a little he’s just a little silly sometimes Lum meow what’s Gucci this bag check this out H look at all that [ __ ] in it my bag is Gucci get this out of Here all right let’s get the freaky in there put this wait no I’m going to keep this okay so my thought process is take this obsidian go into the oh God it’s almost night time um take this obsidian go into the Green Forest part of the Ender forest and put Another portal over there and then relocate my base onto the other side of that portal that way I can just go into the portal and farm Endermen there that’s my that’s my plan of attack and um Don’t Stop Me Oh let’s get to building Just don’t die ah I’m I’m prepared for it won’t stop me that’s a good idea thank you I like to think that my brain operates at at least 1 gab of Ram sure is um sure is a long drop down there isn’t it Mark my cord to the base honestly if I lose my base there is no hope for me take off my armor about to Die I did I did it’s a lot of orange juice you think it’s orange juice it looks more like SpaghettiOs to me surely a gas won’t pop in surely surely oh I see the little man over there wow that surely can’t be comfortable all right how do I do this So I just go just [ __ ] do it like this just like this maybe I’m kind of nervous what if I lose my brown brakes he’s taking a shower Look Away Oh that’s oh I’m so sorry I did not realize that’s my bad I’m a pervert no interesting interesting Interesting wait I don’t want it to blow up my portal I’ll be [ __ ] if he does H all right that’s fair all right round two goodbye golden chest piece hardly knew you the Armor’s gone no it’s okay it was just a golden chest piece okay well I’m going to need to reconsider the plan of attack and by plan of attack I mean I’m going to [ __ ] kill that [ __ ] right Now all right all right that worked no no no no no No build a shield I will never make a shield Shields are for [ __ ] what do I do oh wait oh my God guys I forgot I can literally just Parry the son of a [ __ ] I’m built different I forgot you could do that I’m so used to being on JP server that I can’t Parry [ __ ] what the hell make that [ __ ] yeah let’s Go but I get knocked back nuh-uh oh my God that [ __ ] was right there okay I suck godamn shoot another one right now shoot another goddamn Godamn I I’m kind of at an impass here I really I really can’t do anything until he shoots does hello am I that undesirable to you hello Hello scene oh my God he literally put me on scene be careful with the portal yeah I’m being careful about it all right let me go grab some bricks then H H okay we take those I don’t know how that happened but we take it Herobrine oh my God Herobrine put a portal Here Bricks wait no just one thank you let’s get that dirt again Baby I think this is all I need for now I don’t need to get like a whole [ __ ] done let me put my shovel back I can make a shield and reflect the Fireballs The Shield is for [ __ ] I said that Already Where’d it go what the [ __ ] invisibility potion Gas huh he took a dip of the lava oh is that what happened oh yeah there he is little bastard I should have made a like a stone pickaxe at the very least we’re safe for now for some reason I felt like a red like a Left 4 Dead 2 quote we’re safe for now then l will start saying well God damn it that gas going to come back and Bite Us in the ass one moment or another I’ll be like oh no all right I’m going go grab a pickaxe he’s giv back shots true not yet though not for now Scoodle uh put this way pan I’ll just I just need to make a stone one actually don’t need anything Crazy just practicing my be hopping don’t mind me everybody going to enter that Minecraft Parkour Tournament all right we’ve officially landed I think technically oh my God I thought that was lava okay how do I get back back though is the thing not get back but like how do I safely consider this landed okay wait no I need to get the obsidian and the Lighter and I’ll put [ __ ] here Okay ghost really went and caused chaos and ignored me like like seriously like gas didn’t give a [ __ ] about me after like after like three Fireballs he was like no you’re kind of boring I’m done honestly what happened is he saw my [ __ ] sword and he’s like oh [ __ ] I Don’t want to [ __ ] with that guy it’s just the power of being a captain guys I’m built Different All right obsidian check lighter check confidence check last time I said that I had a creeper explode on me yeah well you know put sayata knuckle crack tosu wait did I I didn’t even notice I did that Unintentionally all right let us begin this show sometime soon sometime soon oh Heather pardon me ex ex Mo all right this is a great spot this is a great spot for it w all right let’s get my stuff let’s get my stuff and get across but you know What I’m going to do I’m going to leave this [ __ ] here I I’m going to throw it through the other side oh it’s not going through all right I’m going to leave it here I’m going to just die I’m too lazy speed travel and I need wood cuz I need to Make a chest on the other side I’ll put a bed on the other side I need this food I don’t want that I can deal without that the v v I need this I need you to go right here somewhere there I don’t need This this B is fine I can use that oh the Torches can go in my hand so I need to make one more space oh wait no I got space I’m crazy cool very cool let’s go wait what okay actually I I I want to take my bed But it’s better if I make another one on the other side just in case like a like a freak accident occurs pardon pardon me pardon me pardon me pardon pardon me excuse me excuse me the chest the chest can stay I don’t need it I can make another one it’s just Wood I got everything out of it that’s what’s more important oh Cool bed explode in the nether true unfortunately you’re not going to get any Clips out of me about that I know there’s stuff there that I’m not getting don’t worry all right new base and actually this is a great spot actually this is beautiful all right um crafting table check uh Craft let’s make some wood make two chests make a couple of furnaces oh right that’s the thing blop blop I thought I could shove all this garbage in here and my garbage I mean useful stuff get out of here silk touch keep the shovels spring or string this this this this this this This don’t need raw meat okay okay it’s time let’s get some goddamn Poils hey just so you know I appreciate it but you don’t need to keep updating me on uh my progress in the game thank you oh he’s right there can I like come in dear dormitories Smiley or smile Emoji yeah that’s what I was going to say um let me go down One like this put that right there and stare at you lovingly come here boys wait let me hit him with the axe like twice and hit him with the sword for the rest damn one Pearl where’d he go did he just kill himself oh my God he Did he drop anything dropped his nothing he dropped his nothing all right you with the face come here hello oh God no no No okay we got balls we got three balls we’re cooking we are Gass can they even come up here what are they doing down there what the hell come up and say hello Please my sword’s going to [ __ ] break Oh come here come here [ __ ] come here [ __ ] come fight me like a Man Aliss to chicken this guy’s chicken this guy’s definitely chicken I’m chicken too but I’m more chicken that’s the thing what are the balls for so ender pearls um need to be combined with blaze rods to give you the item that’ll locate will help you locate the Uh the end portal which is what is um required to fight the End Dragon all right let me head with this okay last swing of the sword maybe oh we did it nice but it didn’t get a pearl which kind of blows dick all right thank you golden sword your Service was invaluable we got three pearls cuz of you could have got more but uh I [ __ ] up that’s my bad all right let’s go find more Endermen uh okay I’m going to write this down the coordinates negative 196 62 61 cool now I’ll never forget It wait why am I here why did I come back literally no reason pip is the one playing are you saying that pip is the one that fell off of bridge in lava yeah she did didn’t she taking this for golden carrots in the future uh let’s go up there’s plenty of [ __ ] up there oh wait um I don’t have a golden chest piece anymore which means it’s going to be a fighter flight sort of situation oh oh go in Up wait I want that wait I want that cool cool honestly why do I even have my my diamond pickaxe on me I don’t need it anymore I think it’s useless now all right we’re here what the [ __ ] I thought this was green it’s like I’m in it’s like the the border between Mexico and America I’m in Mexico I’m in America I’m in Mexico I’m in America all right let’s kill [ __ ] let me make my little Dome my impenetrable Fortress of impunity all right hey cuties hey come here it’s party time what are you going to do stab me H Unlikely I’ve got blocks we’re playing block game after all stupid nice one poil oh I see another poil there nice give me that Next the way he frantically tries to path his way over here is so funny it’s so cute huh hey come back wait I’m not done with you yet cool um I don’t know what the hell just happened but I’m not going to go find it out oh hi there welcome Back can y’all stop falling that way jeez do I need to put a safety rail for y’all God damn actually need a safety rail what are you doing down there oh my God he’s like right there he [ __ ] died like a bit [ __ ] I hear piglins the evil Kind Where Art Thou piggy Hello oh my God wait he was so low what the hell happened to Him uh how many do I have six I think let me think it’s 3x 3 by 3 so it’s 12 the end portal has a total of 12 potential slots which means I need at least 12 Ender Pearls by the time I get there to guarantee that I’m not going to be Lacking any which means I need to probably make at least like 15 to 18 because when you use an ender pearl they have a chance of breaking when they’re showing you the way G math where the [ __ ] GE go come here come here oh [ __ ] I ain’t scared where’d he Go did he tell teleport oh hi I thought he teleported into the lava I thought he was going to deny me his money I need a lot of balls I need a lot of godamn balls honestly oh there’s another one all right I’m making another Fortress over here my impenetrable Fortress of Doom cool hey you with a face you with a face you with the face come here party time you also with a face oh wait you know what I should do KN that [ __ ] up look at that extra bonus damage I’m so smart Gil gallons a genius Gail gallons of IQ Gale gallons of neurons of synapse Pearl all right we got eight so far we’re like half nine got nine so far God damn we’re so Good this is actually effective well thank you yours truly wasn’t born yesterday that’s for sure I might have forgotten that buck kids exist however that’s never stopped me this Far hey you hi you too oh I’m dead I didn’t use my other bed too I didn’t realize it wasn’t sealed all the way oh I should have used Flex Seal death count two technically three cuz I did commit uh sidoku once in game I jumped into lava intentionally technically Three I don’t want you get I don’t want you to get the counter wrong it’s very important that my uh my lives are recorded accurately oh what the hell there’s nothing there well I totally thought I sealed that [ __ ] up I totally thought I did hey my Experience all right it’s okay I know exactly where to go we got to go this way I’ve got remnants I’ve left myself breadcrumbs to know which direction is home and by home I mean literally My Grave I guess for Rosco technically his home would be his grave huh uh I went this Way then I found some guys over here and there’s my stuff [ __ ] nice all right we’re geared up again uh pickaxe Chan axe Sean sword Sean we’re all here the gang’s all here nine okay uh put these in Here all right round two baby let’s go again seal it it’s sealed it’s sealed I’ve done a plumber’s job of getting this [ __ ] sealed hey come here hey come here hey hey you over there ow don’t scare me like that yeah they shake out of anger they’re like I can’t [ __ ] get this Guy it’s funny hey you with the fa is over there come here come here come here come here come here come here come here ow they’re they’re very generous with the pearls today how many is that 12 we’re nearly we’re nearly cooked and by cooked I mean in a good way we’re nearly Like done hey hey come here hey come on you want a piece of this sweet ass come get some baby I should make it a little bigger nah I like it it’s cozy it’s super cozy God they’re so erratic yeah [ __ ] oh some of them don’t want to make some Some of them don’t want to make eye contact with me and it’s a little bit offensive don’t you think I’m pretty don’t you think I’m pretty guys they’re just nervous oh my God I’m on a date and he’s so cute what do I say nice all right we have 15 which is the Baseline I think for how much I wanted let me get let me get more it’s been really easy to get some so let’s just get the extra let’s go the extra m So the next step after this is I actually need to find a fortress which is a little bit more daunting than finding this this biome all right 16 16 uh I feel like 16 is probably enough but I really should try to to go all the way 17 yeah I think 17 is fine now we got but 18 really wouldn’t be bad ouch get juggled [ __ ] all right but like 19 wouldn’t hurt either oh trying to sneak attack me where are you at curse thee coward okay where the [ __ ] did he go though juggled [ __ ] how about round it off of 20 yeah I think 20 is a good number where’ he go he’s going to he’s literally going to like pound my butthole When I’m Not Looking isn’t he with his bricked up hands get it cuz he has a brick in his hands get It all right we got 20 that’s enough grab one of these cuz I want to get a a lava Strider if possible that would make finding a fortress really convenient okay let’s get the hell out of here can I explain it in sports terms all right so Um what the whole getting pounded in the butt thing wait no I’m not explaining that in sports terms now he wants to touch down on my field goal or something like that I don’t know all right let’s get lost how do you find a fortress Nowadays you get it now ah cool I’m glad we’re on the same Page oh [ __ ] he’s got a gun ow bastard you goddamn bastard you shot me my leg is wounded wait it’s actually on my leg look at that that’s so funny I I called it my God damn ankles are busted I don’t think I can walk no more uh eeny meeny miny Mo where the hell should I go arrow to the knee no it’s my Achilles Heel just got to keep swimming just got to keep swimming honestly if I’m in this biome I feel like it’ll be easier to find a fortress I don’t think Blaze has spawn in bastions right it’s only fortresses so a Bastion would be cool but counterproductive unless the Bastion has Like a no I don’t think you can get a netherite template in there even if I did I wouldn’t want to go farm netherite that’s a that’s boring they were aiming for my knee and wanted me to propose they wanted me to get on my knee and give them a ring That’s not how you force somebody into marriage you do it by kidnapping them with a like with rope and then you throw them over your your horse and you take them away into the sunset that’s how you propose to somebody that’s how my daddy did it that’s how my granddaddy did it that’s How his daddy did it that’s how his granddaddy did it that’s how we’ve been doing it for ages it’s never been it’s never been wrong nowadays people say oh no you can’t just kidnap people no more it’s against the rules it’s just not the same anymore thanks for the tutorial your on Your way to your crush this house he a look on that soldier hope the mob don’t come after you it’ be a shame to lose such a great Soul like yours romance is clearly dead truly truly dead I can see H is that Fortress or is that Bastion that’s Bastion damn it that’s a Bastion over There Bastion OverWatch romance has never been a thing you’ve never experienced it before so oh okay I get it it’s like one of those like it’s like a schrdinger cat right like romance may or may not be alive but I’ve never seen it before so how could it be I get You all you could do is all you could do is take my word for it just say trust me bro it’s real ow no way he just missed me doing a country accent it’s not a country action that’s just the way I Talk homie looks like he’s in Dante’s Inferno it’s just the first circle of hell it’s nothing too crazy honestly at this level it shouldn’t even be called an inferno it should be called Dante’s I don’t know hot walk all right let me not fall into my death very cool very Cool something tells me I’m just going to regret going out all this distance and um dying just a hunch Yep H we we’re going through a lot of [ __ ] red Forest aren’t we does it stop does the red Forest ever cease I feel like I’ve been here for decades I am not building across that I’ve got better things to do I’ll find it easier if I look near the Lava Lakes that’s spooky what the [ __ ] I mean uh you’re probably right but also Scary oh I got gold boots I got gold boots got to run got to go The mobs are so waiu coated yeah cuz they can’t get enough of me huh they must have a very addictive personality they just can’t get Enough yep I’m like Spider-Man dude I just take to the to the [ __ ] rooftops okay no one’s got a gun nearby me right please stop imitating your phone when you get a notification I’m sorry that’s my bad what I’m actually imitating though isn’t your bone it’s actually Lucy and lunara’s laugh he Goes oh Oh I want pork chops I’m going be honest I want pork chops did I get him oh I did get out of here little guy I say get out of here scram you’re not ripe yet I don’t want you not Puma chasing me feel like everyone here is a Stalker they want my booty my booty butt cheeks I want that guy’s pants but let me uh let me try to communicate with them hello friend quite a nice day isn’t it h yes it seems that all I need to do is talk like a normal human being and The piglins accept me and also I have to a where are these sick Jays being a normal human being uses a British accent yeah I might have been a little bit off the mark there we know British people aren’t normal that’s a joke that’s a joke that’s a joke that’s a joke that ah I deserve that that was a joke everybody that’s a joke chill Chill oh God I really can’t parkour to save my life anymore bet my CH are fake what nuh-uh look them they’re Gil coded JS how much longer I actually need to be killing these big bores for their food cuz I’m I’m burning through the rations I’mma Be Real I’m kind of a fatty today I keep eating all my food sir do you know where the nearest Fortress is uh just a point in the right direction would be nice eats button in front of you I’ve got um here I I’ll trade you I I’ll do a Little bit of trading with you m gold you want this yeah I know you do don’t you don’t you want to here go get It the shoes are looking like air Gordons that’s hilarious oh wow garbage that’s crazy um I guess I’ll go this diretion now maybe we’ll get lucky that wasn’t a fair trade kill him wait you’re right though maybe I should kill him okay I won’t though I’ll spare his life For now I’m sure he’s got a child back at home I’ll kill his child later Instead okay I think I’m going in the right direction though I should be going this way to find a Fortress going Up I believe this music is starting to tease me it’s telling me haha you’ll never make it the lofty nature of the flute implies that there is something good going on however I am currently stuck in hell so the fact that a light-hearted flute is playing might just mean that the world Is playing a cruel joke on me or it’s because I chose this music one of the two I can’t remember they call me Gil gallons of memory loss music theory with a captain Oh this is like yeah like it’s more like Movie music theory you know it’s like how do movies use Music oh my God is this the lava lake that I’m looking for I don’t see [ __ ] out there yo do any of these guys have Saddles I know sometimes they can spawn with a saddle on them I would have love to get my hands on a little guy like That I don’t see one sadly looks so warm you want to go here I’m going be honest I’m pretty sure if you were even 500 ft from this place your skin would probably start peeling oh wait the [ __ ] red mushrooms over there I forgot about that Do I have the brown ones on me oh no I don’t they’re back home [ __ ] picked up all them shrooms for nothing I want to go over there or do I [ __ ] I don’t know which direction to go I’m so lost not even lost I just I’m without a Guide I should go back I I don’t have a good feeling I don’t have a good feeling about this Direction if your skin is peeling you should use some body scrub I think it has something more to do with the temperature that it’s like 2,000 gra in here or something like That um [ __ ] yeah I’m G to go back bad ending the nether is now the back rooms it feels like I’m I’m like destined to be a part of the back rooms and I’m going to have to like live with all the Endermen that are actually all my Fanboys if there’s an ender man do you think there’s an Ender woman asking for a friend he asking for a Friend just use sunglasses oh my God I can’t even think about how badly my eyes would burn if I was here oh God I’m going up I’m going up when it’s out take High Ground head to the Mast how how else would they multiply I mean yeah you’re Right or unless you meant how would they multiply in which case I would say um the birds and the bees speak louder than the trees that was my nursery rhyme for they be [ __ ] they do be [ __ ] I want a lava Strider so bad I never did find a saddle inside of The um the the what they called the M shaft though so I have to get lucky and find one with one already on what blood yapping about talking about Endermen having sex with Ender women mitosis you you think an Enderman can mitosis is that why they’re shaking When they’re trying to kill me maybe they’re undergoing the mitosis Process okay natural tunnels we like it we like it I’m a go for now I’m a stinky little gopher going through my tunnels I don’t want to drop that’s spooky maybe they lay eggs is that the end pearls are are they eggs that’s kind of gross actually I’ve Got eggs in my inventory just squishy balls oh you know what I I found it it’s right here it was under my nose the entire Time ow that was worth it let’s get the hecky out of here I got Baby Ender and I technically kidnapped them it’s a shame about that ender pearl that you [ __ ] off it’s a shame about that ender pearl that I just threw then probably killed the little baby Then did you just duplicate what the [ __ ] it’s my fan I thought my fans were pipsqueaks not pig men a terrible Fortress give me a saddle please g gold ew slj I love gold hits my fan after dark they turn into Pigmen that’s a lot of [ __ ] butter All right let me go grab that other butter I’ll trade with the uh I’ll trade with the guys the little uh the regular Pig man’s what the hell’s here just a regular Bas salt structure here it’s all stinky in here too there’s like flakes this Dand DFT is someone like Scratching their head right now a little too much I’m um going to just get rid of that all right this way this way this way he’s a pig squeak wait that’s [ __ ] funny I like That oh I hear bones rattling on this side oh I hear Blaze I see subtitles I’m cheating all right Oh there a wither skeleton There ow what the [ __ ] H how much food do I have okay got seven carrots four pork chops SE uh six cooked mutton and seven chicken that’s enough oh my pickaxe broke that’s enough I just need to get lucky I need one okay no no no if I have 19 I have 19 pearls and I get like four Blaze powders for each Blaze Rod I need uh five blaze rods wait the hell this guy’s strafing and there’s one oh no it’s two damn it okay so I need a total of 10 I need 10 I thought It gave four I uh I miss caculated I can I put these on now put my Js on My re my totally real JS get him we’re in the godamn bunkers now you forgot what the blaze rods for you combine the blaze powders with the ender pearls and That’ll give you your tool to find the Dungeon oh here it is this is the the the glory hole stop owowowowowow wait eat this oh [ __ ] oh my God that could have been really bad if I got touched by that dude that could have been actually gut-wrenchingly Bad I actually want this stone sword it has zero durability I don’t want this stone Sword sorry I’m a [ __ ] I’m a little bit of a [ __ ] Today God damn it a [ __ ] a [ __ ] I’m Scared hi I’m like a little rat I’m like Solid Snake crawling in through the gutters of this hell hole give me the loot any loot No Loot very cool very cool ow we seem to be at an impass Blaze I’m going to hit him from two Angles I’m going hit him for the front and the back whoa he came to me oh God they’re swarming the Bunker’s not safe anymore ow ow ow ow ow ow ow wait give me a second oh okay sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry Oh nice might as well use my characters to the best of their efficiency they became the rats those bastards took my job huh I’m going to have to show them a thing or two about CQC how many is that two all right we need eight more G I’m hating every minute of This got him all right seven more oh my God we’re popping off holy [ __ ] go with the sauce all right I’m going to just I’m going to spawn Camp them as soon as they Spawn Okay get him oh nice nice nice they don’t even get a chance to attack if I just completely berserk them okay we got this okay maybe they don’t spawn when I’m next to it no they do that one all right it’s way better to just Zerg it dude take the hits this is what we got food for oh they’re back Oh got him got him damn I’m so good five more hide oh Coco go don’t worry um I think that amount of emojis is fine it’s okay thank you though as long as they’re not being obsessive about it yeah it’s all Good you can no you can absolutely use emojis don’t worry if it’s like 10 emojis if it’s like 10 emojis in a row and that’s all you’re using then uh probably refrain from using that many emojis just cuz it’s a little weird but it’s all right is all good I need a New oh my God I don’t have my iron on me what the [ __ ] why don’t I have my iron on me oh [ __ ] goodbye sword I hardly knew you ow these truly do be the trenches do you have to spell it all out no they’re going to start typing emojis No yes now you have to type it all out if you want to say an emoji you must type the whole damn thing out y guess I’m just using a oh hi there Seven three more I’m really running low on rations though I mean I guess I could pick up mushrooms here cuz there were red mushrooms out in the open biome I could probably grab some of those so I’m going to start collecting the uh the simple brown mushrooms this guy is so hot-headed I got you don’t worry that was a good one that was good that was good I appreciate that tomato Emoji no don’t tomato Emoji me please it was funny it was Chad who said it anyway dead pan face emoji what the [ __ ] does dead pan face emoji even look like Is that a real thing uh dead pan oh it’s this I was about to say did we like coal off the entire Blaze population jeez give me give me one more one more we’re almost there is there a cringe Emoji there is actually there is actually a CR cringe Emoji it’s the one where he’s like he’s got his teeth exposed he’s like like that I don’t know what it’s called though I’m not an emoji List please die thank you okay scary not on fire not on fire got him let’s go let’s get out of here woo I ofender wait what oh there we go I ofender let’s [ __ ] go all right but I’m dying all right now I need to relocate My coordinates so I need to go 400 blocks in the this direction 400 blocks this way so we’re going west west southwest we’re going Southwest this direction Captain’s use a used a compass once or twice in his life don’t worry kitten we’re going to get out of here with Plenty of time to spare oh my God oh my God that guy’s going to kill me oh my God he might actually kill me oh god daddy I don’t want you to be scared but there’s a there’s a dirty man on the other side of that wall there Oh my God there’s two of them in there I’m I am getting the hell out of here am I doing Discord kitten RP what do you mean role playay there’s nothing roleplay about this I’m so serial right now I just lost my pickaxe I’m going to the goddamn Rafters I’m Going into the Rapters and I’m getting this chest over here oh my God [ __ ] off piss off wither skellingtons it was [ __ ] all right we’re going this way now is there anything you can actually find in here that’s worthwhile in the chests at least I’ve got a Feeling that this is going to be a complete waste of time that this is going to be a complete waste of time did I have a blaze rod I’ve got uh one blaze powder left but I’ve already made the uh is ofender so we’re guc we’re Gucci this is west or this is North this is South I need to go this direction Southwest oh my God I almost vomited from how scared I was okay okay I could work with this I could work with this let’s get the [ __ ] out of here I want to go lower video game I want to get l g all right I’m going to land on That um so this is West this is South this way your heart did a back flip shees how’d you train it to do that I need to put gold on I need to put gold on I need to put gold On got him all right so if we see any brown mushrooms I can start making some stews some mushroom shoes Brown mushroom pog how many mushrooms is it is it one to one to make the mushrooms stew in a bowl wait what the [ __ ] you can have broken Nether Portals inside of the Nether I didn’t know that that’s cool um yeah and they don’t stack okay it’ll be a last resort for me then I’ll just sit down and make a stew or two are the bowls reusable or do they get consumed also I don’t really ever make mushrooms St because I’m lazy reusable that’s POG imagine eating bowls hey come on when you drink a potion in this game wait no when you drink a potion in this game it actually does does it use the potion I forget actually I think it does doesn’t it I’m not eating these mushrooms they’re disgusting craft do yeah that seems that Seems like the best plan of attack by gly this vtuber really can do Minecraft casually consumes the bowl M just enough fiber in my diet I don’t have to take my meds Today thank you oak tree for providing the nutrients for me to survive I want to reduce my uh field of view again my render render distance the lag is killing me but I eat the ones in the voices of the Void we’re being nitpicky today aren’t we listen the voices of the Void Mushrooms they’ve got like character they’ve got chuta as they say they being other people other than me cuz I don’t ever say that [ __ ] it’s weird it sounds funny coming out of my mouth I almost killed this man I almost decided to kill this man hey thank you for the super sticker Thank you thank you for the upside down smiley face emoji I don’t know what that’s supposed to imply but thank you I appreciate it if I see any uh bhas out here I’m going to probably light them on fire and kill them not the pig men but like the the charging Boes you use upside down smiley face for sarcasm or pain I also use it for pain personally it’s the most it makes the most sense am I going Southwest still yes I am I’m a genius I’m a genius okay so 96 I’m atga 93 then I need to go 61 I’m Almost back to the portal I just need need to go south oh my God wait I’m goated with this I hear pigs I hear pigies Hey Piggies a little frightened but that’s never stopped me that they’re having sex again in the in the fire pits of hell oh I’ve been here before there’s dirt Blocks all right just need to go this way go this way and a little bit up up and we’re good don’t smack the pigs and don’t watch the cubes have sex you’re right that’s my bad I really should uh keep my eyes turned from such hateous acts let them live in the moment A damn it not Kus again we’ve seen Kus twice this week already 61 got a little bit longer a little bit more a little More I honestly thought we would be way more lost before finding a fortress we got really [ __ ] lucky what are you hearing uh just a typical Gail gallion stream you know nothing nothing super weird oh hi there um pardon me uh wait 196 62 61 right over here pass this Wall who we did it x marks the spot baby that’s treasure shees that’s a sip of I think I deserve a sip of apple juice for That gaale gallons of life that’s what they call me nowadays I need a bed though bed check new spawn point set all right everybody it’s time it’s time to set sail get rid of all these blocks that I don’t need anymore get rid of these boots I’m never going to the nether ever Again get rid of that get rid of this goodbye gold I miss you already I need food I think I’m going to go and hunt down some um some silly billies to kill make a sword first though all right OMG another vtuber that enjoys Apple Juice I [ __ ] love apple juice it’s so Refreshing Gail the gamer of all time gallion you said it you absolutely said it and I’ll flaunt it you’re so godamn right all right now where can I light some animals on fire o I found some little piggies Burn [ __ ] you’ve become pork chopped pork Cho pork chopped you’ve become pork chopped very Nice pork chopped All right let me go grab the rest of my Necessities from the um chest cuz I don’t remember if I grabbed everything I need forget GG standing for good Game it stands for Gail gallion you said it not me I was actually making that joke pre- debut I’m Like my initials are so [ __ ] good my initials are so good I can make so many jokes with the Casual arson to cook the piggies it’s not casual it’s very very much uh concerted it was a very much concerted effort you know give me that bow give me the brown Mushrooms give me the leather give me the raw meats give me the lapis give me the diamond give me that bucket give me that give me that and the bones yeah I don’t think I need any of that I think we’re good let me cook this meat Though I wish I could just put the meat on the ground and go and cook it like that how are you guys doing how’s everybody doing this goddamn Tuesday is it Tuesday today is Tuesday yeah it is isn’t it littering nuh-uh it’s Biodegradable it’s not littering it’s not littering here would you here here I got you guys you don’t want it in my inventory you don’t want me to litter fine I’ll throw it in the [ __ ] ocean that way nobody will ever see it got y’all I got You here we go see we’re good no more litter clean work envirment the ocean’s worse it is pretty bad though it’s terrible out there the awful waves hitting the sides of your boat at all times you never know if this might be the last day your boat stands on its own Feet truly truly terrifying uh get rid of this garbage let’s go Adventure awaits save the trees pollute the Seas that’s my motto that’s my motto now I love the environment I don’t care if the trees are green I need them because they have wood and I love wood wood makes my Boat oh man we got a deep question in chat you got out of a chat with your friend about career stuff how do you keep yourself intrinsically motivated to do things you don’t want to do um I’m a terrible person to ask about that cuz if I don’t want to do something I Won’t I [ __ ] won’t um um full stop if it’s something I don’t want to do it’s usually something I shouldn’t do to be honest just know that what you need to do is the right thing to do and then motivate yourself that Way convince yourself that what you need to can I stop being on fire for two seconds all right you’ve been pork chop wait it’s a [ __ ] cow oh he ran into it himself very nice yeah if I don’t want to do something I usually won’t but I usually have the like the mindset that what I’m doing is correct I don’t do things that I think are a bad thing to do but I think you’re talking more about like waking up and like folding laundry or something like that um well once again I am a terrible Terrible person to ask about that kind of stuff cuz I don’t fold my laundry I’m very much the kind of person that’ll sit down and think if I just keep my laundry right here and I just pull from it then I don’t need to fold It because I’ll just be using it as it goes I would I fold it my clothes don’t need to be pretty you’ve been ground beefed so true bestie so true you have laundry to do that right now that’s in piles looks behind me at the pile of clothes on the floor H laughs Casually sometimes mixing treats in to do um to the bad things is the key motivator agreed yeah you tell yourself all right well if I do this today I’ll I’ll buy myself a cheesecake or something like that or maybe like I’ll give myself like A little bit of extra time as long as I get this done you know to play like a game or something like that but again I have the wor worst I have the worst self-inhibitor of all time like I can preach it but I let me Tell you guys I am flawed I am so flawed that 13 almost 13 hour risk of rain 2 stream is evidence is evidence of that sometimes I find it hard to get out of bed but you know how I fixed that is today I said in earlier stream and it Forced me to get out of bed and now I’m awake earlier and i’ I feel like I’ve uh got more time in the day hey burn burn Please nice and then tomorrow I’m streaming at midnight so I’m going to completely [ __ ] up all that progress that I made but for today at least I can be productive I feel like a village could be anywhere nearby I should probably start using the ender eyes I I kept Going this way because I anticipated seeing a village but looks like I’m going to be boned waking up early makes you feel good it does but the getting out of the bed portion is the worst part I just can’t manage it very well that’s why I need something like stream To help me with that like I’m so serious like streaming for you guys is helping me be a better person and I’m having a good time doing it CU you guys are awesome I don’t I don’t have a Bed I thought I made a bed though Cool all right [ __ ] it I’ve got 23 steaks 11 mutton 11 pork chops I think I’m good let’s [ __ ] send it oh it’s going in the right direction all right catch it it [ __ ] broke I’m going to have Problems with the ender Eyes why do you feel like I would have water superpowers if I had superpowers I think I’m more of a fire or electricity kind of guy I’m I’m super erratic but you guys seem to think I’m calming which is extremely jarring for me you’re about to say electricity I Think that would be electricity or Fire isn’t there a mean that just says his superpower is being rich it yeah I think it I saw it on Twitter just last night before I went to bed it was either before I went to bed or when I woke up this morning oh sh [ __ ] we got to swim Or boat we got a boat yep we going that way gotcha let’s get rid of This let’s go I’m calming because I’m a lot more or you guys are a lot more chaotic than me what the hell’s going on in the v tubing community that makes you guys so chaotic what the heck actually you know what don’t answer that question I did Not ask that I don’t want to know I don’t want an actual response to that I want that this I don’t want any of this moving on yeah moving on moment right there o I don’t want that actually chaos plus chaos I’m like mild chaos I Guess o treasure chest I’m a lot worse when I’m enabled by the boys curse Vanishing oh that’s POG gets the [ __ ] out of here um this direction I think I forget yeah this Direction please don’t break thank you L when the boys enable me they’re really good enablers um I try to keep myself at least a little bit tame for you guys but when I’m with them like the foulest of [ __ ] just escapes my lips like seriously being with Rosco on Friday is going to be a testament to my Uh to my ability to hold myself back I’m going to make sure that I don’t say anything crazy you know watching G’s like watching a hyper golden retriever so it’s calming but fun thanks hyper golden retriever golden retriever don’t get Super Hyper so I guess that is exciting and just like Heartwarming what is that down there looks like a formation of something doesn’t it is it a boat what is that I think it’s the same thing we just saw a second ago go that’s a boat though anything in here This ship’s gone tosy Turvy men oh Ming chest piece thank You suspicious stew is suspicious stew good isn’t it like good or bad I think golden don’t get hyper I mean back in the day I’ve had great danes I feel like they would have the same temperament where they like they can get excited and like crazy but also they’re usually pretty chill most Of the time they’re pretty chill it’s poison how do you know seems fun to me all right what direction am I going again this Way what about a wiener dog wiener dogs are like Chihuahuas and Pomeranians where they got that [ __ ] they got that Rosco energy where they’re small but they they want to keep tossing hands they’re cool though they’re cute for sure for sure oh I can’t open this oh [ __ ] I’m going to take that fishing rod oh wait I have a free Bowl now see guys the bowl play was good free fishing rod so I can cook stuff don’t I like German Shepherds yeah I love German Shepherds they’re probably one of my favorite dogs at least Aesthetically am I still heading south yeah heading south we’re closing in on its coordinates though the uh the eyeballs are starting to like turn a little bit so we might be getting close previously we were heading directly south but now it’s sort of like doing a little bit of a curve to the Side now a Chihuahua a chihuaha Yeah chw Wawa sounds kind of cute it’s kind of like you’re saying waah wa like water did I get it back why’ you sink so far down Mr eyeball do I use NE do I use ender pearls to navigate irl2 yes so I’ve actually got an Enderman Farm behind me That’s why I can’t do my laundry is because I’m too lazy after being tired after slaying Enderman all day because I need these to get to to Port you know I would recommend everybody build an Enderman Farm inside of their house can’t I put them to work to do my Laundry they are fanboys they would probably love to touch my stuff but I can’t trust them to not steal my underwear so yes but like no at the same time sadly Minecraft is real you didn’t know Minecraft wheel Minecraft super wheel Uh should I burn some more sheep oh I don’t have the uh Flint anymore never mind you get to live for now oh [ __ ] oh we’re here guys we’re like basically here worst house chore to do or ship chore the worst thing to do is dishes I Hate doing dishes dishes I would rather do laundry than dishes I think the worst house tour is definitely dishes like I enjoy cleaning but for some reason I don’t get the same pleasure from cleaning dishes that I do cleaning like furniture folding clothes GH just don’t do it Forehead just don’t just don’t clean your just don’t uh fold your Clothes give me that all right where should I start plunging into the Earth it’s somewhere over here right maybe there’s like a a bit of the dungeon sticking out of the ground that I can Find I’m getting pretty pretty lucky with my uh ender eyes coming back to me Sweeping in dusting is a pain because you have the worst allergies o yeah that would definitely suck but I I get a lot of satisfaction despite the dust um cuz like you get to see the uh The ab progress after cleaning it but with dishes you know it’s like ow you know with dishes like like you’re going to be using them again like shortly cuz we eat so often so it feels like you know one of those sis aisian tasks whereas like cleaning your um Cleaning your house like dusting and like wiping stuff down at least it stays clean for a while unless you’re like a messy person you spill [ __ ] all the time I think I um I think I got to dig in here I think I dig straight down here I want to just dig straight Down what’s the Worst That Could Happen lava nah actually now that I say that I really wish I got a water Bucket all right I’ll I’ll dig safely I’ll dig safely L meow L meow just keep digging digging digging keep them kitties digging digging digging digging Ra paper plastic plate paper plates and plastic forks when you’re feeling lazy I love I love paper plates so much I love paper plates so much I if there was a vice that I had if there was anything that I would consider myself bad for doing is buying paper plates too Often recently I’ve been uh refraining from doing that however keep digging down bet I won’t Bet I’m not going to dig in the water though that’s a futile task All right guess I’ll drown glow squid so pretty I love glow squid I just wish they had more usages oh hello lapis nice to meet you let’s keep taking down you know for 3 hours this is a kind of this is a pretty pathetic Gail gallan endurance stream isn’t it I thought I Was honestly going to [ __ ] the bed even more okay we’re at Deep slate how [ __ ] far do I need to go where’s the where’s the eye ofender where is it going to tell me to go wait let me um let me do this let me go back into the water and throw This in Here this way all right well I guess goodbye IE avender hardly knew you oh I’m going to drown so I got to go this way get a door wait but you’re so right though I want that bowl And I want that crafting actually [ __ ] the crafting table I’m so wasteful I don’t care though I don’t give a [ __ ] yeah I’ll I’ll do the door technique again if I need to you know what would really s this place off a bit of TNT a little bit of a boom boom Chakalaka that would be nice bucket of water too wait are you guys smarter than me stop being smarter than me wait I’m going to look like a dumb streamer if you guys keep telling me the right thing to do you’re so Right now I’ve got no fear hotkey seven okay um I feel like I would hit an opening by now video game Hello hello video game anytime now let me just find the dungeon isn’t it like massive how am I avoiding it nope not up There not there Yet despite everything it’s still me maybe say it politely like dun johon djun Doesa seems like the dungeon’s moving out of me was it in me the entire time was it not the dungeon that we were searching for but the dungeon that was inside of us the entire time that we’ve been looking for all right I’m going to Make a big ass room and I want to throw another little end Eyeball and by big ass room I mean 4×4 all right come on this way maybe the dungeon’s shy oh it’s okay babe you can come out I’m not scary I promise I’m just a cool little pirate with a cynical sense of humor nothing to be worried About please let me find you soon please please please I want to get out of here dude where the [ __ ] is it oh my God run dun jonon run you’ve got no feet to run dun jonun I will find you one of these days I’m actually going to surface in just a Second aren’t I doesn’t dirt mean that I’m about to hit the surface maybe I’ll try tackling it from the surface instead I’ll um I’ll throw end eyes from the top of the mountain and then just dig straight down all right I really thought I was going to Hit the surface and he said second now turns out that was a lie what is my what is my current elevation I’m at 53 isn’t that ground level like and Some I belong in the sea not underground yeah I’m more used to the waves than I am the uh the fissures of the earth m c ER that’s going to be a nice little snack for later is copper a raw element or is that like a is it a combination of stuff Wait wait a second oh it’s outside I thought I heard something weird I’m like um horror game time it’s an element okay cool does that mean that copper is something that our bodies could use technically is it a nutrient for us can I eat lots of copper and get Healthy it’s like a macronutrient okay here we are we [ __ ] made it out d uh no is it [ __ ] what I can’t read that kanji well yum yum SK yeah I totally read that all right let’s go to the top of this mountain I’ll throw an Eyeball eyeball attack go all right this way damn it’s like really going too okay it didn’t break very cool oh what the [ __ ] is this the Spot huh where’d it go did it go straight down oh my God it’s right Here oh it’s going straight down here let’s go but I want that eyeball back that I just Used ah [ __ ] it oh I got it back wait that’s crazy cool all right we’re going straight down Here okay k k k k k k k how how far do I need to go dungeon dungeon doesa doesa dungeon [ __ ] it’s actually it’s amazing how you actually found everything so fast for someone who is not an actual Minecraft pro what do you mean by that I am totally a pro Where my skills not evident but thank you I appreciate that I just like to do my best you know got to be the best of what I do I said I’m not a pro oh um I Lied h a let’s go ow yes kill Mr Skellington the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of here I’m glad I bought a bunch of Ender Pearls not bought but I’m glad I brought a bunch Oh nice Never Back Down never what that’s right never back down we [ __ ] made it respawn point set look at that respawn Point set everybody we set it Dude E I ain’t even [ __ ] scared anymore I ain’t even scared dude I got the whole world at my fingertips all right but I don’t want to get lost I want to find the library though I do want to find the library I do want to get some enchantments on my Ship and I do want to slay this Beast Slayer scared of what I just said what did I just say oh my stomach is growling so hard right now I’m so hungry but I’m almost done I’m literally almost there I don’t want Lucy to beat me this guy’s a dummy He would never do it he would never be able to beat me oh is that a chest I think I saw a chest up there yoink Iron helmet garbage want to go grab a bite don’t worry I’ll eat in game it’ll sustain me just the same way it would in real Life here we are okay I’m going to Silk touch a bunch of these placebo effect exactly if I eat in game my body thinks I actually sustained myself in real life Too wait guys I don’t have obsidian I need to get obsidian too is it like three is it three obsidian I threw my other obsidian away oops I forgot about that all right I can’t do max level enchantments so I need to settle for that I think 15 is way More than enough I just made obsidian oh my God you’re so Right wait let me put torches leading towards the library just in case I need to go back there again was it this way yes they call me Mr Navigator I said them to the end of dragon see you later found my way up to the dungeon going to see that Dragon get it On let’s go let’s get them four obsidians is a four okay BL Blop give me that [ __ ] mining away I don’t know what a mine I’ll Mine It Anyway in this Minecraft world so Beautiful Ender Dragon quaking in his boots right now um actually the Ender Dragon’s a girl so um you should probably check your check yourself sorry I had to thank you for the Super Chat poy Rose which thank you thank you all right one more I Love mining Obsidian wait this one this this this this this we’re so in we’re so in okay now I’m going to put this Right uh right here inside of this jail cell or should I call it the Gale cell oh box e disgusting die creature oh my goodness diamond for me oh you shouldn’t have oh I could make so many things with this um all right So like this maybe that’s perfect right all right yeah I mean that’s basically maxed so that’s good I’m level 19 so I can do some of these I don’t want I don’t I don’t want to enchant this though I want to make a diamond sword a diamond SW I guess I can get rid of the iron ones now I can enchant it with oh this is not good a book efficiency piercing piercing okay that’s not good either um [ __ ] my bow wow all right let’s go get some more books Let’s Get get some more bookshelves everybody that’s that that Just’s garbage that’s do that’s stinky doooo put my lap my lapis in I was just checking to see what the enchantments were first but thank you don’t worry I got you I got you it’s garbacho that’s right it’s my favorite Italian word is garbacho means Trash um Zeo punch Unbreaking one Unbreaking one let me just I can only get basic enchantments really on my stuff uh goodbye boat you’ve served me well so I’m going to do maybe my boots first because I know that falling is a very blast protection does blast protection stop damage from the Ender Dragon Fireballs or is that fire resistance that I need stretch depth Strider oo yeah depth Strider would be really good sarcasm mushrooms Jew fire resistance is for fire okay so it’s blast resistance okay give me this [ __ ] H don’t need this don’t need this I don’t want to flood my inventory with a bunch of garbage because if I go to pick up my stuff after dying I don’t want to get my stuff mixed up you know so let me put the important stuff away No wait no that’s I need that IE have Ender don’t need that anymore iron can stay in here the sticks can stay in here the door [ __ ] off uh food yummy but let me just take the amount that I need don’t need silk touch anymore boots I’m going going to enchant That that that that that that bow I’ve got no arrows so pointless wait I need arrows actually no I don’t I’m going to just water bucket up the towers to blow up the things cuz I’m cool like that okay okay that’s good what I just pick Up I have no idea what I just picked up okay wait I’m not level 28 so I so I can’t even get blast protection I just realized that M of my pants good for Unbreaking Unbreaking fire fire protection fire protection no I don’t think it Works protection three Unbreaking Unbreaking can I get like Protection One please game like come on let me get the Books I guess I’ll take let me just let me reset let me reset just reset it goodbye book see you in hell Smite sharpness sharpness three pants fire protection respiration respiration Unbreaking protection protect protection okay Protection One Unbreaking Protection One nice very cool next oh wait can I make a chest Piece no I’ve only got four blood don’t got level that’s true I got to go with the baby stuff I’m going to get rid of this make an iron chest oops oh guys give me two seconds I desperately need to use the facilities idle meeting one second I be right back I promise pip take over do the enchanting for Me I’m back pip didn’t say anything scandalous while I was gone did she sorry I was practicing my ventur quism forgive me let’s get this bread feather falling feather falling too do I have enough to make an anvil I have 31 I can make I can make an anvil actually that’s Clutch all right let’s get the feather falling Boots wait I got to oh I already got I already Enchanted the boots that’s right okay boot plus plus this is going to cost two okay I’ll save that for last cuz I want to maintain my level until I really can uh when when I’m done for what am I doing ah for when I’m done you know projectile protection smite flame is that French pants Unbreaking Unbreaking helmet projectile protection two on the helmet is damn I’m getting bonus enchants on the low-leveled stuff that’s crazy actually okay pants projectile Pro shees Shees all right go me it’s your birthday blast protection we take them and then the boots I have 12 levels left um sword fire aspect I don’t think I can burn the dragon is the Thing loyalty piercing garbage trying to think what do I want to do how do I want to do this I mean there’s no reason for me to take either of these so it’s probably best for me to just reset and then do this fire aspect Ah that’s I just can’t do that Smite One sharpness one okay take what I can get okay now I can use Le the rest of my levels to enchant my boots with feather falling too put my sword in get Smite one huh oh you can’t have Smite and sharpness oh [ __ ] cringe you can use can I use beds I can But the thing is is that I never found a village and my current wool level is seven so that’s a little bit of a Herculean task unfortunately I have to Raw Dog it I got to do it the old fashion way I thought I had Flint no I don’t I Needed Flint I need Flint for some some arrows actually no I was going to not do arrows I love Minecraft I love Minecraft put this way put this way put this way Smite one go away I’ll just cook I’ll use the pork chops for now keep the bone here put This way don’t need logs I just need a water bucket and a dream all right I’m so dead I’m so dead I mean I’m so in let’s Go it’s time to fight the dragon never came across a pumpkin either to avoid the Ender’s gaze so the last thing I can do let’s take it on head on let’s [ __ ] get this dog going up y wait take this off take this off yep no all right water bucket collect Pickaxe breakage slapp Breaking one down come on come on come on the last thing I want is my ass getting blasted by the under dragon’s Fireballs while I’m trying to climb this [ __ ] ow whoa I just I blinked what happened she [ __ ] mauled me I’ve never seen her just walk up to me like That what the hell where my stuff go where my stuff at where she blast me give me that I all that back where’s my pickaxe there it is all right that was pretty uh pretty pretty scummy of you to do but it’s all right I’ll make it Through cuz it’s just me and you and my dog blue and we can do anything that we want to do please don’t hurt me OU we’re fine we’re fine God this is a really [ __ ] tall tower isn’t it Jeepers okay nice Bo oh [ __ ] she put put a trap down here For me it’s kind of fricked w Juke yeah I definitely the hell is he stronger in here [ __ ] shut up goofy stop stealing Rosco’s word God damn it it’s so creepy without the music I thought there was music in the Ender Dragon World God damn it bro I was trying to be So cool I was going to ender pearl up there drop the water oh God damn it all right just kill me just take my booty AA secretly Rosco I’m convinced I’m convinced give me my [ __ ] Back ow ow [ __ ] don’t I have fighting music h no I don’t I don’t unfortunately I thought about that during the beginning of uh of the stream I thought to myself wait a [ __ ] minute I don’t have anything cool to play while I take on a goddamn dragon this Blows turn on Lincoln Park oh that’s a great idea coming from the other cor for vtuber that’s a great idea where’s my sword at going up actually that ender pearl could have been nice to have um to get from one to the other blowing up I’m going to come after you stupid Dragon ow all right I fall and I ran what’ you say turn on this just a turn on the Lincoln Park comment God damn it I don’t even listen to Lincoln Park you know where was my water bucket I didn’t give a got a damn water Bucket there we go I got it I wish I could Parry it [ __ ] Fireballs back at it yeah I can tell yeah I listen to cool music like 30 Seconds to Mars and The Killers ow I’m getting gate kept I’m getting gate kept God damn It here we go again how many deaths now apparently six 30 seconds is good I honestly can’t remember any of their music though that’s the thing I listened to them when I was in like high school and I don’t remember any of their music I don’t remember any of their Music I know the killers they have the song called Joy Ride which isn’t which is is not an emo song sorry it’s not like one of those classic YouTube Emo music stuff they would play ow my pork chops but joy rid is a really [ __ ] good Song The Kill oh that’s right it was yeah that’s the that’s the one song I had on my playlist from Them please let me up please let me up woo got it let’s go how many more of these do I have to go 1 two 3 4 5 wow wait one two 2 three 4 5 6 GH this sucks this [ __ ] blows I hate this part of the game I wish I had A bow now oh my God got it wait whoa ow why’ the water go that way you’ve betrayed me for the last time Aquafina this is like cost efficient but like [ __ ] and ball torture like I would rather have just spent the time making arrows honestly ow got it ow ow ow ow Ow man this music is just so not epic I feel I feel bad for you guys cuz this is like oh my God he’s doing the thing he’s RTA he’s getting the dragon kill and it’s just like I could maybe I can slow the tempo down of the music here I got This or make I’ll make it faster no it’s actually way worse all right yeah there we go now this is fighting music oh that killed me why was that one more volatile than the rest did was I was I not at full HP am I crazy Oh wait did I have my armor on did I forget to put armor on no no no no no oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] nuh right nuh right nuh right oh was a helmet no [ __ ] shot oh I got it no we’re cool we’re cool we’re chilling that would have been that would Been C I forgot the [ __ ] water that would have been the worst timeline though [ __ ] [Laughter] [ __ ] I don’t have anything to say about that one Oh can we just pretend my water bucket my water bucket wasn’t full until just this moment thanks in advance let me up this is so sloppy this is the sloppiest Ender Dragon kill of all time I think I think I took the cake on This oh it hurts how many more two more I think it’s this one or this one the dragon’s just watching me kill its [ __ ] hor cruxes as I slowly Windle dwindle its life Essence away good keep pushing sisifus thank you thank you this dragon’s feeling sorry for me it’s watching me like Just whatever happened to feather Falling by the way it swatted me like a fly on the wall oh I feel a little bit I feel a little bit mad I feel a little bit mad about that kill where did I fall where the [ __ ] did I die over here over Here where did I where did I get knocked up to oh it’s over here ah back in the mines so we’re back in the mine where’s the water oh it’s over here I have no idea where I am anymore I’ve got the [ __ ] I got the silliness knocked out of me No ow I think it’s the last one actually if I’m not mistaken I think that’s all of them yeah I did that one already dragon’s [ __ ] vulnerable now I go take advantage of it all right let’s do this I did it this time by the way wait there’s nothing for me to do Though I have to wait [ __ ] right now would be a really cool time for a monologue huh nah I’ll just sit and stare at the Dragon for a while you ever notice the dragon’s feet are so [ __ ] chunky please land oh oh my God why I’m looking at her feet ah ah Oh this guy needs to die please stop please stop cease this shenanigan wait the the Ender the Ender men are after the Ender Dragon wait they’re pissed they’re freaking angry what do I think about my journey so far it’s been arduous it’s been tough and I honestly don’t think I could have Done it without the people like you supporting me the entire time damn I just slapped the [ __ ] out of her see that HP chunin sorry monologue it’s been arduous but the Journey’s been worth it if not for the destination I would have considered this a lifetime’s experience but now we must face our Demons the dragon awaits Slaughter and I shall be the one to deliver the final killing blow ow ow ow I slapped a woman no I slit her in the face it’s different I was going for the kill it wasn’t out of disrespect I just want her dead arrows none ow slurps my Juice M tasty apple juice already at the Ender Dragon Dog you got some competition dude you’re going to have to beat my time look at that look at that yeah how you like them apples look at that [ __ ] ah yeah look at that put on my forehead put on my [ __ ] forehead Flaunt that when are you going to do it when are you going to challenge my time by the way going to do it next week going to do it the week after too scared to do it right after I completely demolish your ego here she comes ow Ow got to get in there got to get in there ow ow what the [ __ ] oh my God she eviscerated that Enderman you need to have a training Arc first you’ve never killed the dragon in your life do you want me to tell you I Can give you like a spark notes on how to do it and then if you want I bet Rosco could actually give you like the Goku like hyperbolic Time Chamber training art that you need kill her first before I initiate the challenge what guys she’s as good as Dead I I could not hit her if face what is wrong with me oh God God I I think someone’s after me ah ah why are there two after me now the [ __ ] get off me creepy stinky stinky doooo head [ __ ] it’s all right I wanted more meat anyway Got know how to get there would be nice yeah absolutely you majored in Minecraft in college wait do you have a dissertation about how to kill the Ender Dragon in Minecraft that would have been really sick to read beforehand and the Ender Dragon’s just making enemies out here o the Misery everybody wants to be my [Applause] enemy ah y Y need more beds and arrows yeah if I found a village I would have definitely done that technique ow ow ow what the [ __ ] why can’t I hit her anymore I’m losing my [ __ ] I’m losing my [ __ ] I’m freaking it I’m freaking it your neighbors are hearing this hey This person’s neighbors I love you come watch My Stream at Gail gallan youtube.com slpg gamer advertising at its finest o nearly dodged that one Where’s my water bucket give me that [ __ ] that guy just died I’m advertising my Channel Hey listen I’m fighting for my [ __ ] life Out here this platform is is killer be killed and I plan to kill [ __ ] it it was worth it I’m doing it dog it’s worth it it’s worth it you actually majored in philosophy it’s less fun is philosophy not fun really I thought it’d be pretty cool you Could talk about like um yes the way that this vtuber continues to continues to go down his his journey is inspiring to say the least he is dead again oh it’s inspiring but yet it is an analogy it’s an it’s an analog for The Human Condition or something like that You know my mama said your mama said I look cute by the way shees she single it’s fun but not as fun as Minecraft that’s true Minecraft is pretty [ __ ] fun just build a platform after she shoot the fireball I don’t got no goddamn bricks in here I mean I could Come back with bricks but but I have actually no I have no Counterpoint what am I supposed to do this goddamn Dragon she keeps slapping me with Precision please don’t come after me n help she said yes the [ __ ] hey yeah yeah that’ll get the panties wet Look at that water bucket trick like that she they don’t do it like I do you can introduce your mom to me no I need her to find me uh what’s it called organically she needs to overhear my disgusting conversation topics this [ __ ] music is truly a parallel to this this garbage Gameplay I bet wait I’m cracked is my mom single though nah sorry that’s why I got to go hunt other people’s moms oh my God that was that was so [ __ ] bad that was a really bad joke joke all right I missed the [ __ ] Buck KET oh my God I [ __ ] hate this dragon with all my furn being why do I got why why do I got to say that when you turn me up heyo turn up you should always be turning up regardless there’s no to not be turning up hey yo word Up do I know the hit box to put on the there’s a hotkey to put hit boxes on is it this no it’s not this is it this no uh no it’s okay I’ll free ball it I’ll learn it after this though I’ll use it next time my armor is getting [ __ ] on Look this way [ __ ] ah I never get I never get a chance it feels like my sword is getting shorter every time I die there’s that game have you guys seen that game where there’s like you play this play as this Knight and you have to go slay a dragon By sticking your sword inside of her but like every time you it she gets like horny and then every time you you have to like keep doing it over and over and your sword keeps getting bigger and bigger and she keeps getting hornier every time you do it you ever seen that Game no just me it’s pretty cool though use my dragon whisper power hey are you single can I hit her ass oh I can you can slap her for ass calm down Donkey from Shrek I’m not Donkey from Shrek I don’t I don’t plan to give her any dragon babies Yo dragon Pirate babies though wait a second never mind maybe I should slay her wink that’s an actual game it is an actual game it is an actual game all right let’s go round 73 or whatever the [ __ ] ow ow [Applause] oh that was fun actually let’s do it again Bro sound like Maui what can I say except you’re welome oh she probably not sing that music at all ever ah [ __ ] I okay right here right here is the safe spot wait actually let me just dig a Hole I’m not damaging the dragon by hitting the booty oh wait seriously I saw damage Sparks I’m in the bunker yeah I got to protect myself I’m in the bunker here she comes so I do have to hit her in the face whoa Enderman no let me click you I’m going to click You on the head God just give me a gun actually just give me a gun it’s random what parts you can hit I feel like the head works right I mean I’ve done damage thus far Cookie Clicker put on the dragon’s head oh let me get my auto clicker out you’re Right hit the dragon with my negative RZ that would be that would be an instant KO bow and arrow what’s a bow and arrow that sounds cringe all right here we go round 75 of dragon slaying ow bonus hit let’s go got that extra DPS are we get the elytra after this are We done we’re done it’s just killing the ender dragon this is on a solo world I don’t give a [ __ ] about this world I just want to kill the dragon this is an RTA woo all right let’s get Rizzy again we got one hit POG that’s POG maybe another four hours we be the dragon maybe yeah she has zany bunny eyes she does kind of have Zan’s eyes doesn’t she she just went through that Tower that’s not legal she she did it again just to prove herself that she could it’s kind of [ __ ] up just being Able to go through space and time like that [ __ ] think I can blow the whole place up after I don’t have cheats on I would have spawned a sir [ __ ] off I would have spawned a bunch of cheats to blow up all the end that would have been nice TBH she’s hacking that’s why I couldn’t hit her this whole time yeah she’s hacking she’s a cheater I’m playing the the raw dog way without cheat and she’s disrespecting the game all right here we go all right let’s one cycle her let’s one cycle her let’s one cycle Her or not or [ __ ] me I guess just I’ll die you know what I should just no I’m not I’m not going to do it I was going to just reset [ __ ] who the hell do you think you are she got a lot of fans following her yeah They keep getting in my way too wait can’t I stand in here isn’t it safe in here oh it is oops Oopsies I got to I can’t stand in there right now because if she if she shoots a fireball in there she basically completely ruins the uh that’s technique oh we got to go go go go go go she’s Landing get in there what one and done she’s a one hitter Quitter I just have to sneeze on her literally she’s got nothing left in her come on let me go for the wrot let me finish this job here we go this is it the finale the finally the finally let’s go [ __ ] yeah wait time time time time wait time’s not stopping Time’s not stopping plop 4 hours 5 minutes and like 50 seconds let’s [ __ ] go and the peace Del resistance I think it’s about time we get ourselves a mother freaking egg a mother freaking egg a mother freaking egg huh a mother freaking egg wait where’d it go Hey thank you for the Super Chat N thank you thank you good job [ __ ] yeah we got this [ __ ] done finally this mother freaking egg I need to put a torch oh can you do that oh what the that doesn’t work what if I do this Though I got it wait I actually got it wait wait what the [ __ ] I didn’t know you could actually pick up the egg that is crazy that is crazy Tech all right everybody and now it’s time to raise my Child see you [ __ ] burning see a [ __ ] burning hell I thank you for the Super Chat thank you thank you good job c new make it yes sir fertilize the egg for his own what the [ __ ] what you cooking brother what you cooking all right let’s go get the Credits congratulations on becoming a father thank you this whole journey was just me coming back with the milk let’s get in there let’s get the credits yink oh man oh it’s going to be hard to beat that Lucy sorry I challenged all of the other avalum members by the way beat my [ __ ] time you won’t I know you won’t is that why the dragon was so angry for sure for sure everyone thank you so much for being here on this journey with me on possibly one of my shortest streams ever which was supposed to be an endurance stream Um oops um well done Captain thank you thank you thank you thank you I couldn’t have done it without all of you wonderful people here with me he was learning from me now he knows all the tricks he’s going to need them there’s no way he can keep up with me yo 130 a.m. not too bad not too bad there’s still plenty of time for you to sleep I’m sure but uh yes everybody thank you for being here with me thank you for the support thank you for the super chats of course um that was Minecraft I have officially beat Minecraft Again endure the Minecraft Mobs mhm I hope that you all will join me as I go to just chatting screen let’s go hi close this Minecraft how you guys doing ah what do I talk about now my brain’s like yeah we did it and now I’m just like shut off let me Just finish off my my apple juice really quick ah tomorrow I’m doing a super late stream thoughts on Minecraft as a whole very blocky would definitely chew on a pig’s pork chop if I had the chance very good game tomorrow is a very late stream for Me I’m going to be doing the Grim fairy tales reading where I’m actually going to put on my most serious reading capabilities and uh try to lure you guys into or L you guys not lure L you guys into a slumber we’ll be reading a couple Of iconic Grim fairy tales for a few hours so I hope you guys will come join me for that if you have the time to proud to be Captain reward thank you pus thank you thank you proud to make you guys proud but yes tomorrow is going to Be the first Gail gallion serious stream where I actually put on my poker face and I don’t crack jokes every other second very excited about that it’s going to be amazing I mean you know it’ll be something I hope it’s going to be amazing I hope you guys like It I didn’t even drink any of my lemonade I thought I was going to need more rations yet here we are you must be VOD ging for that hey I mean at the worst case scenario you could play it like the next time you have to go to bed that’d be Nice to go to fall asleep too you know ah but without further Ado let me see who’s uh streaming at the moment who else is online let’s see I feel like I would have taken more time today but honestly I’m glad I don’t want to overshadow everybody again oh nobody nobody’s streaming Oops uh zany was streaming coffee with Cass are they done let me see is Z still streaming oh good nice we’re going to raid they asses though we could to be raiding they asses and by raiding I mean uh redirecting cuz that sounds sounds way cooler than Rating the hell YouTube come on that sounds whack Shamong thank you for the Super Chat thank you thank you congrats pip I mean Captain pip had no hand in this whatsoever I did everything okay okay let’s get that straight pip was a bystander to this whole Process but um yeah I’m going to go ahead and end stream guys I’ll see you all tomorrow technically it’s going to be two days from now it’s kind of sad isn’t it hope you guys will be there and join me for some wonderful readings and without further Ado take it easy have a Good night and Bye-bye ah Video Information
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