Insane Christmas Pub Crawl in Minecraft 2023

Welcome to another white beran Broadcasting channel program you are watching the annual Christmas pub crew with your host Mr White let’s see where he is today wow I think I know where we are Jamie we’re in my local pub why does this keep happening I don’t know I’m a little bit

Scared a little bit terrif so let’s um welcome this is the uh the right honorable gentleman hang on hello you’re not going to what hello sorry I was just going to pop out the front for a second just to have a quick quick Vape what um

You us to walked on top of someone oh I’m sorry come have a look outside oh oh yeah look at this place Paradise Street wow this is the cdpq oh it’s beautiful isn’t it oh there’s a gr look at the there the Grinch is this him again oh no beat him

Up quickly oh no this isn’t him oh he seems a bit more friendlier yeah what’s this that’s a bomb oh all right okay okay look at these these pigeons the pigeons are flying and there’s there’s a there’s there’s an air display going over as well at this current Point

Moment in time it’s been up there since May hasn’t moved yeah uh but anyway this is the right honorable gentleman a beautiful establishment here in Paradise Street it’s only for CDP members who are allowed inside the gated community and I know it very well so let’s on in shall

We and um ask a few questions of the bartender you allowed to have those anymore have what I know communities what’s happening in here what is this a Waterworks Pub so oh you know all these pubs we go to that have well no it’s it’s it’s like a chain

Of pubs ah so all the pubs we go into that have this carpet and this wall color are all part of the Waterworks um and also the ceiling seems to be unfinished but anyway a hole there’s a hole right should we should we come on in hello

Helloo hello again we walked in through your cupboard and then left and then came back again yeah don’t don’t mind us things rude things are going a bit strange today so we’re just uh we’re just seeing how we can how we can manage ourselves without collapsing into a pit

Um but anyway as this is my loal collapsing into the pit okay right okay um sure anyway so I have a few questions I’m here today on behalf of the annual pub Christmas pub Cru magazine that I write for edit for and publish all by myself um and I am possibly the only

Reader of it don’t buy it oh well you can you can purchase it it can go nicely here on the on the tabletop somewhere people can read it and go this very nice okay um well anyway I’m here to ask you a few questions today so would you would

You mind if I ask you some questions I mean I’m a bit sure why it’s a bit busy but why not oh there’s pet Griffin over there oh oh de oh dear oh w hello wow Peter I’m I’m a big fan that’s uh hey don’t disturb the people sorry

Sorry leave my pons alone yeah I can do I can do um disrespectful so I have a I have a set criteria to to read through um and and and and the first question is uh what’s the distance from the bar to the toilets and it’s not that far okay

Yeah do you mind showing us oh oh what’s this who did this who did this what what’s happened here sorry just baring away with some evils I yes you you’ve illegally placed iron bars okay up some stairs oh oh this is this is nice is this the toilet as far as I

Know could be it’s a little caught your heart up we go stairs up some stairs oh this is lovely stairs oh there’s a lot of creamy white across the floor someone’s leak leaked oh oh dear I think we found the oh oh no he’s made his way back up here

Yeah guy doing at least he’s got some fresh air the windows open behind him you know what fresh air does a world of good you know what you need after few hours of torture a lot of alcohol that is true and you excr thisum out the window oh no

He’s fine oh he’s fine it’s lucky I for sponges of oh he’s sir sir he is not are you are you okay we we can’t get to help him how did he get in there you go oh this is lovely oh oh it’s a bit leaky oh dear just a little

Bit this is very nice Oho nice little mirror yeah I like how we’ve all got sponges now to to help aid us with it work well work well oh this is good oh oh J it’s been a little while so let me just write in this book

So we’re here at the right honorable gentleman you’re right honorable there’s another one here if you want have a look oh let’s have a look toilets I’m going to get this a it’s going to have a 9 out of 10 cuz it’s a good distance a good

Toilet and I I know this toilet very well um well a n out of 10 fantastic that one’s definitely the ladies ladies there’s no ladies in this this is the urino oh oh it’s a bit I don’t know how you know that one very well it’s a bit weird oh

Well there are no ladies in the CDP you do you on you ready well yes um it is I wrote the rules yes right anyway um anyway so my next question is do you actually offer a place to stay while you’re running off stairs should we have a look sorry

I’m I could guess what you were going to say I like this little hump here this is a very interesting architectural feature it shows that the stairs were never built properly and just I I blame the Builder yes I do as well yes um what this is very nice yes it’s lovely this

Is a place great lovely place to stay in here it is a place this is nice in here this one actually beautiful why is he in here oh sorry I I I like to come in here and watch watch for the window at uh everyone in number

12 do you live in one of these houses I live in number 10 just over there W original what’s in here oh wow yeah oh it’s another toilet your own private one this one also has a Milky is there something wrong with the water might need our pipes well that was

Going to be my next question do you do you need your pipes bunged out cuz it seems that we we might do although it looks like someone’s already bunged their own pipes out that’s that’s that’s keep going it’s snow all right it’s Christmas it it’s melted snow but it’s it stays

White lovely boooks lovely boooks wow look at these boooks so my next question is when was the last time you had a de in here here oh and oh oh yeah okay so why are they all so recent so for the rooms it was a good 10

Out of 10 it’s a solid room this um recent deaths tick and uh I don’t understand these ratings I don’t think he does no did you know you can win one of these if uh if you get if you if you get 15 out of 15

On the 10 out of the 10 you could you could have mentioned that soon yeah good wouldn’t it um so would you would you bring your mother here for a Sunday roast um I would okay yes I’m biased but I would so mother roast tick oh you

Don’t have any food so you don’t offer any food but you would bring your mother here for a Sunday roast yes a HP a hypothetical Sunday I see yes do you offer any food could do we can oh a possibility what do we have all of these questions are hypotheticals right so

Technically Maybe exactly technically maybe what yeah technically maybe lost no one’s lost out there yeah someone’s broken into the bar oh no So oh someone’s also someone’s on the Shelf discipline where did Peter go you oh you’ve actually kicked him out oh You’ a where’s the dead oh oh no oh no well he he got out oh wow he got up again he’s wri wow how’s that guy’s

Resilient he really is like we need to study his blood let me take a little vial of it um so my next question is do you have a basement and it looks like you do we came we were in it weren’t we well I’m not entirely sure that was the

Basement that trippy whatever happened do you have a basement we do not that door we do what you mean telling this guy where his stuff is sorry if you go back into the bar bartender there there’s a there’s a oh wow yeah I found it there a basement

Basement sorry do you have a basement okay yeah oh oh okay he’s off his face this is um it’s a very empty clean basement oh hello oh hello you know it’s a little bit too clean now the last time I saw a clean basement like this someone was

Smuggling pineapples well what no no pineapple smuggling is that our reference so it does basement is is is a one out of 10 due to the fact there is no stuff in it it’s just tin we we had a busy weekend stocks all gone what’s down

Here nothing for you to see we got to go down here now though you okay um can we see down here um I feel like you’re going to anyway in the sub basement I have just thrown you down the stairs Jason just it’s such a good basement and

We have multiple layers oh this is why is this is very odd why are there so many corridors why it’s holes of power I think it is right take take a left go don’t go right don’t go right why not what’s what’s behind this door nothing is that a door

Oh oh that my God you have a secret entrance to the Hall of the pineapples it’s that it’s just that good a base is that SpongeBob no that that’s that’s the yellow Holiness himself that’s the head of the CDP he looks bit angry he does look a bit angry and shocked very

Shocked actually it is sir I I’m sorry we didn’t mean to break in um I didn’t actually know his place existed what is this this Jamie is is the mythical Hall of the pineapple hang on you just mentioned it you do know this place in the CDP teachings oh my who’s lying here

It’s the book why have you come Jamie this is the book what what book the book of the Holy pineapple y shouting what is this the book of the Holy pineapple ah we found it one page that say Li Li S I believe it’s Latin for

Pine um what’s down there I don’t know what what is this place it’s it’s the room of the Holy pineapple you know what this place is no no we we we get taught about this we don’t ever see this place it’s I like how we left that guy is he

Can he not move he doesn’t care at all no I thought he would like Smite us the pit is not open for business hours please come back between 400 p.m. and 5:00 p.m. on a Sunday must locked what um so this is the main entrance to the

Pit all right okay where we’ve just been yeah how did we was your point some of these dug a tunnel into it oh I I had loads of stuff down there yeah was it did you dig the tunnel I don’t remember digging that who it wasn’t me might have been him wow

I’m not I don’t dig tunnels you know very against it actually but I am you are am I a lot of tunnel like corridors in your PBS yeah I’m not I just inherited you know it’s not me just inherited the place how do you down here otherwise you can’t literally that is

This door looks to be the only way in what are these pineapples sorry Master pineapple man um the Holiness yellow Holiness we’re we’re here by accident we didn’t mean to to come in we are sorry oh oh wow oh happy well thank you the p is

Happy I like this so the what do you like about this he’s suddenly suddenly okay with things and I’m not sure about it well Jamie these These are what we taught about in in the pineapple Church what we taught about we taught the different pineapple groups what are you

Talking about you’ve got the Chapel of the Nefra what you’ve got the Chapel of the world I missed a few services and then you’ve got the Chapel of the fom God these words ah I actually this is heaven for me they got no context at

All there isn’t need to be well I know there might be well the only context is this is the seat of power he controls the world yeah he’s also having a stroke yeah so quizzical what is this what is he holding he’s holding the instruments of power this is the sword of damle

Which hangs over everyone constantly forever you can’t use that what’s the other thing a rake all right yeah for gardening yeah for gardening and also sorting out gol golf sand traps when they get a bit too yeah that makes sense yeah he’s got the sword of D for dis

Smiting everyone and a rake yeah General General Garden news I I I’ll give the good news that you exist Mr Holiness but also I feel like the pineapple Smugglers have been stealing the children of the pineapple well we’re going to put a stop to that um I found a ladder oh nice let

Us leave oh he’s talking again thank you yellow Holiness yes we’re we’re project the children right let’s get out of here can’t use spaces tell no one the book no we won’t he’s back what quickly out this way why I don’t want down the other tunnel

Theill no no we’re P the bill later don’t worry I live here God I hate people these days always complaining about the bill no I didn’t what is this train station why not he’s this way he can’t jump I he can’t I definitely can quickly across the platforms oh

Where are we going uh I’ve got a plane know your plane very quickly follow me how very for the story Thomas that’s Thomas wow yeah very convenient plane where is it follow me is it going to work and there you have it another Pub has been toured by Mr White let’s see

Where he ends up again tomorrow stay tuned