Insane Christmas Pub Crawl in Minecraft – The Slammer 2023

Previously on the pub crew as last year we asked the owner a series of questions I need to ask you a set of questions now uh my first question on the list is the distance from the bar to the toilets to make sure they have enough points in order to win one of

These this is the golden head of the Prime Minister of whiteb the signature piece of any Pub it’s like is that made of honey what is that more recently on the pup crew but still I believe that is Lyford complete so next time you’ll see me we will be in the

Beyond who are you this is a prison cell wait what are you doing here no I thought you died last time come back who are you welcome to another white burum broadcast Channel program you are watching the annual Christmas pub crew with your host Mr White let’s see where he is

Today oh I’m still in here oh oh Jamie what what hey what are you doing what what are you doing no I was just walking through I was just checking up on some stuff you right I don’t know I’ve I’ve been here for a long time how long have

I been here for I think it’s was about a year I think what well haven’t seen you in a year to be fair so no the last time I saw you we were were in Lyford and I was waking up in a pig TI and then what

I don’t remember that then a man came with a shovel and he he looked like me what well um can you get me out of here old sport yeah okay hang on let me oh I remember something hang on I’ve got these oh what and I’ve got this as well

Yeah nothing nothing came through no I’m not not throwing anything I’m showing you yeah oh okay hang on hang on right all right okay I’m ready going hang on I’m just going to do this do you need some music where you work can you see me oh yeah I see you

Breaking something hang on over to the left little over to the left hang on can I bring my Axel Auto with me no oh you can’t sorry axi fun right here we go okay out right don’t don’t tell anyone right what where have you got hang on hey hey um

What’s that behind you what look I was prepared look oh you were going to you want to see my oh you have a five stage plan I do yes read it right step one make a TNT step two wait 20 years till a friend is put in sale what this is this

Is meta Jamie what forget for a year yep remember yeah and then use TNT for amazing breakout don’t forget pick okay right well how did the TT work then oh I tried it and it doesn’t work on this server so I’m going to do this instead

Okay oh love it’s amazing so that’s been behind this wall the whole time well you know I have these things all over the place just in case you cashes a magician thank you there was a man in here there was a man in here who looked like me but

He had a red face did you see him crazy why look there’s a sign here if I see him what someone was here no no Ry bun dust no Ry bundus I was I was I was thinking it was called more abundance but oh well um should we leave

This place huh I I kind of don’t want to be here anymore I’ll be honest I’m just walking around hey what was mine oh oh sorry do you want it back no not really okay um do you know how do you know how to get

Out of here yeah no oh but I think it’s this way what is this place to be fair yeah I get lost is that hell down there possibly why uh I don’t know um see you were saying you were just wandering oh there’s a bit of a fire there yeah I do

That yeah I know where’ you go there uh should go through it um I think it’s this way oh okay oh around here no no no no up or down I think it’s down down okay I don’t know oh what we do there’s some candles I think that’s the way I definitely

Think it was up and then was it ah there’s the front door oh let’s make a break for it doesn’t look like a front door it very much seems what’s going on over there um like the back entrance of oh I don’t know I’m pretty sure I was right no that’s the

The look there’s a there’s a pub yeah look at this wow wow um on the way out on the way out should we should we go for a crafty one it’s a bit weird how long have you been there yeah been in there year I’ve still got my book oh

Should we just I don’t remember what’s in the book should we just carry on the well I’m I’m currently here on a on a mission to uh to survey some pubs for the uh annual pub or I was you’re still on that yeah it’s been a year right look

I’ve had this book and an axel in there by myself for a year don’t ask any questions just allow me to I wasn’t going to allow me to survey another Pub for this year’s annual pub cruel look it’s busy in here hello oh hello hello very attentive were you were you uh

Pre-warned was I what pre-warned is he pre-warned I don’t know where are we what mate what is this called what what is this pub called You’re In The Slammer The Slammer oh wow wow so that that makes you the governor does it who’s drinking going

On wait it is a pub oh ah oh come on then well um sir yes one hello can we have a drink please i’ I’ve been wow wow I’ve been water do you think this is than oh what do you mean what you think this is what you

Think this is all right this is a beautiful place I I mean it’s very josed compared to what I thought I saw outside this huge monstrous building well we are allowed to have some nice things so yeah you guys are literally sitting next door to where I’ve been kept prisoner for a

Year and it is called The Slammer well that is true I mean but where are we are we in whiteberry pub crawl now I started this about a year ago and then got um got got incarcerated in in in The Slammer and right what I need to do is go around and

Survey 24 PBS over 24 days and ask a lot of questions of the bartender um just to see the conditions of their Pub I mean and and and this man here Jamie he he always comes along with me and and in varying Fashions he just appears he’s a

Very interesting man but took a while for he does look like a very interesting thank you thank I was going to say take it however you want that was a long time for some actual cont text it was yes give us some more so anyway um right I think I’m going to

Start off my first question so this place is called The Slammer let me write this down in my little book so The Slammer now how do you spell that is that with a double L uh one L I see double m and what is your what is your

Um I guess my first question is what is the moist what is the moisture content of the pub it is quite we are underground it’s a bit moist I can see these tables look a bit moist they’re past the point of stick just a little bit they’re no longer we

Don’t get you know it’s not normally this busy magazine yeah that’s a sample I think questions about him oh who’s is that one of my samples someone comes in every week and takes my takes my samples oh oh oh careful well finished it oh it’s going for another right well

Is that I mean it doesn’t seem very moist oh does it not well no it seems very floral very flowery H there’s like lily pads on the walls yeah that that may indicate some moisture I’m going to I’m going to put down for moisture content floral i’ would say very oceany

Coral Coral right moisture I’m going to give it a I reckon it’s a six out of 10 it’s not too high not too high only a six yeah can on up that oh you reckon a seven at least a seven oh you’ve lost your touch well I have um I mean there

Actually there is a prize somewhere for you as well if you if you win this I’m very out of the out of the sink here you br broken a chair what get your together you broke my chair oh I’m sorry um are you okay to add that to my tab so if you

If you are successful in uh clearing my list of of criteria as to uh as to as to what I’m asking you may win this which is the head of the Prime Minister of whiteb is it oh hang on don’t don’t put that back did you just steal one what oh no

So if you if you score a grand total of 15 on any of these criteria you can win one of these and it can sit right there and look absolutely epic that is quite lovely it is now I have another couple of questions for you sir um go on then

I’m definitely Jamie I’m getting I’m getting my Flowback after a year in prison I’m feeling this I’m feeling this doing great buddy sir good on you now what is the distance show show you show him what is the distance from the the bar to the toilets

M yeah what he doing oh he’s looking for it l every now and then yeah sir do you know where the toilets are give them a chance I tend not to use them oh no it’s all right yeah they are they’re up here not to no visitors past this point what

What goes on up here none of your concern you don’t need excuse me um excuse me don’t jum the gun but ex the toilets are down here okay what is that oh W CH that sounds that’s it’s a perfectly normal chck oh make my eyes water just looking at

It oh um what what’s wrong with it well nothing that’s do you know I think this is actually going to create a new category in the pub list does it have torture equipment necessary for any Pub well exactly if no one’s paying up um

And I mean you’re going to have a 10 out of 10 for that that it seems you already have torture equipment um we do oh anymore and none of your concern as we said I’m intg answer of your concern sorry should we should we head back to

The toilets go look at them so it’s a good it’s a good length up the stairs that’s very nice is this like barred wire what is this yeah it is oh well my legs are bleeding now yeah a little bit anyone El shins feeling a bit warm oh the warm and

Wet I feel like I wet myself oh oh thank you oh you’re very kind yeah good service right right um oh oh my that’s um just a partition jery when you sit on the toilet what do you what do you see over the partition um

And does it does it Aid in in in the removal of of bodily functions I mean I can I can see a head on that shelf yeah I can see a head on that shelf I see lots of levers and maybe a few tools on the wall there’s um there there’s

Something similar to what we saw upstairs over there yeah okay um so these are toilets lovely um wow that’s a this is a very high up toilet now get your exercise in a vertical jumping okay A bit of parkouring onto it right lovely that a toilet I thought this was a

Toilet that’s a sink oh this is the cazy above very high it’s very high I I suppose it aids with with removal of fluids and functionals and gravity gets gets sucked down do you know what I’m going to give you for the toilets for the distance uh it’s a good distance

Strong distance not too far not not far enough so toilet stairs yeah there were I’m going to give you it’s a six out of 10 on that one unfortunately I think you can do better than that no no no if they were up the other floor if they were up

One more floor you would have got you would have got an eight yeah I like a bit of distance between my bar on the toilets gives you a chance to stumble no God um but yeah I didn’t get a chance to see what was oh was

It no I haven’t looked over there yet oh my when I asked you earlier if there was more torture equipment does this improve the torture equipment Mark um do you know what it does I reckon you’ve got a 15 on your hands there why is fantastic why is this

The thing what’s happened here well if people if people don’t pay that bill you know you got to oh people break the place with you know chairs and stuff being broken things oh stop well I’ve given you the awards you’ve won the golden head oh wow for

Happened no and definitely not for the category of having the best torture equipment in a pub there’s a shiny dick over here oh what you heard oh um is this man alive oh oh he wants some help um um are we allowed to help him H if

You want to all right okay um sir get up it’s past the point here have some water have some water keep yourself hydrated oh have some empty bottles go on eat that glass oh no I’ve got into the S things eat the glass for his water

You seem to be getting the hang of this yeah oh oh oh oh maybe he just needs a little bash over the head no no um right well while he’s crawling off anyway next question along the list how grotty is your Pub it’s I mean it kind of offset it’s

Quite nice downstairs but you know there there are organs and oh oh this is awful in organs is it oh it’s some downstairs yeah it’s got a smell to it here Downs well what I will say is you know compared to the rest of the building

I’ve been I’ve been in oh gosh for the last year this is very nice this the nicer part of you see what’s happening down here I am seeing what’s happening down here I’m going to wait for him to drag himself down the stairs no further down oh um

Gress I’m going to give it it’s definitely up there about eight out of 10 for Gress oh no oh he’s he’s bleeding out is he dear defin and I mean your patrons have definitely worked their way through a few bottles down here oh oh dear oh dear oh sorry about that

Bartender um that’s that bow on the seat there did you did you pay for these oh oh have you thrown up on the oh I got someone’s bloody soup I’m not sure what bodily function that came from um there’s a man on the floor over here along with oh he’s dead

Oh he does oh yeah oh he’s dead oh that’s quite a bit of visceral there Jimmy I think it’s time to leave on that oh what how do they it’s him it’s what you said he had a red face no I said the other guy this is the one

This is the one with the Spade run shirt well what do you mean Spade he’s the one that knocked me out oh right give Chase quickly we need to find a way out he’s not chasing us oh oh he’s flying oh my god oh no which door all of them all

Of them this one it was not this one quickly out this one oh oh no cu the Benny Hill Music I’ve already been in here oh none of these doors do anything there is one I built this place this one no it’s it’s a bung chat I can’t can’t get out uh thank you be waiting for us to find the right door I’m breaking my way out oh I found

The rout this there’s not there’s more no it’s not doors hello this way right quickly Jamie we must get out of here hey I’m ahead of you get up here what is this a very long tunnel that I see a light at the end of the tunnel oh there’s a

Corner I know where we are what is this and as we say that we watch the bartender for the next Pub walk through ah well anyway guys that’s one Pub done see you at the next one and there you have it another Pub has been toured by Mr White let’s see

Where he ends up again tomorrow stay tuned