Insane FAKE Minecraft Speedruns Exposed 😂

The ant portal frame trador oh my gosh what is he going to give me Ant portal frames oh give me the frames give me the frames these fake Minecraft speedruns give me physical pain this special gift is from your one and only Obama no way we got spectator

Mode wa you son of they just keep getting worse this is probably the worst fake speedrun that I will ever review but it’s so unoriginal and so blatantly stupid that I couldn’t help I couldn’t help myself there’s speedrunning Minecraft in multiplayer I don’t know

What Caro SMP is or go go E Yori I have no idea what that is but for this speedrun we are being graced by riy speeduns 100% verified and would you look at that there’s already one person starting out the speedrun nothing like getting a head start so the speedrunner

Enters the server and in front of them is is just their friend no disguises no tricks up their sleeves and they’re in creative mode and there’s a trail of redstone Stone torches leading to something at least there’s some effort here for the speedrunner to conceal their cheating so they try to put

Themselves into survival mode Unfortunately they don’t know how to spell gameid and I love how as soon as they go into survival mode the ACT begins oh my gosh guys we found the guider I think maybe they meant to cut out all the fat of this speedrun footage and then they

Just got lazy and never did it anyways it doesn’t matter they encountered the rare and illustrious guer very original but there’s unfortunately not much to this the guider guides him to what looks like a McDonald’s playscape and underneath it is a cavern with a nether portal the speedrunner enters this cave

But oddly enough there is a sudden cut and now they’re in creative mode then they by accident left click on the portal breaking it so they give themselves flint and steel relight the nether portal and put themselves back into survival like I said I I I think

They meant to cut all this stuff out I’m not quite sure so as soon as the speedrunner enters the the nether they find the Ender pyro and bla rot Trader’s house a very rare structure upon finding this extremely rare structure the speedrunner proceeds to say oh my gosh

Guys a billion times in a row oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh and yeah yada yada yada the speedrunner gets ender pearls blaze powder netherite gear and weapons and then the goofy Minecraft

Guide floats up into the sky I sure hope this speedrun is entertaining for you because I am in more pain than when I force myself to play the goleem game I feel like I’ve said this 100 times today but again the next few moments I I

Really cannot put into words so I’m just going to have to play the clip and let you experience it for yourself it is a fever dream oh okay guys so um just uh uh so finally I SW u i mean oh my gosh guys is the full traitor what what food will

He give me the further I get into the speedrun the more I believe that all of this goofy nonsense was supposed to be cut from the footage yeah they found the food Trader played by the same actor who plays the guide and the Ender pyro and blaz rock trader house unfortunately I

Think this production had a lower budget so they had to reuse actors anyways yada y the speedrunner gets cooked pork chop from the magical food Trader and this is the part in the speedrun where I just I don’t know if I’m going to make it to

The end of it the level of originality is so low oh my gosh guys we found the end portal frame trador yeah they found the end portal frame Traer also played by the same actor oh my gosh what is he going to give me what what is he going

To give you gee I don’t know maybe the end portal frame end portal frame oh give me the frames give me the frames thank you so much so yes the speedrunner gets a stack of End Portal frames but as soon as they realize that they don’t have ice vendor

They start to experience some frustrations and technical difficulties dude why didn’t you give me the did I I’m am I still I’m still okay guys just something glitch so yeah there’s a sudden cut and now that I think of it I don’t even know why they

Made a sudden cut in the footage because they had blaze powder and they had ender pearls so they could have just crafted The Eyes of Ender themselves well they make the Eyes of Ender they start filling the portal but as soon as they fill in the last portal frame the

Speedrun footage just ends I found this fake speedrun on my hard drive I have no idea where it came from so if anyone has any idea where this came from and if there’s a part two please let me know because now I’m not going to be able to

Sleep at night not knowing what happens next I mean the possibilities are endless he could have found the pp Trader he could have found a gun and speaking of guns I know you’re not going to believe me but I tried speed running and don’t worry it’s nothing like my

Minecraft speedrun yeah we’re not going to talk about that as I was saying I speedran guns in Pokémon with guns I want to be the best and not to brag but I achieved world record time so if you want to see it it’s on my channel that’s all I’m

Going to say about that this speedrun well it says modded at the bottom left I have so much to look forward to the speedrunner makes their world name wow Rood and of course they’re using an annoying text to speech voice let’s go there’s a tree oh boy woohoo let’s get

Into this I am thoroughly impressed that the speedrun does have a timer so you know what maybe I’m wrong maybe the speedrun is going to be extremely promising the speedrunner spawns in a desert nothing looks off here no experience points they’re select in the first slot and there’s just a normal

Tree behind them they break the tree getting six logs but then they turn around after a sudden cut and there’s just a billion logs I’ve seen this trick one too many times haha you got me again after an extremely sudden cut the speedrunner finds thems right outside of

A village and the footage clearly says set on game mode to survival I wonder if they were in creative mode well anyways the speedrunner enters a village house opening a chest genuinely there’s no way for me to really commentate what’s about to happen next the only way you’re going

To experience this is by me showing you just watch it’s wild guys I heard that if you mine under here you might ask underwear ha after you ruthlessly end this stupid kid then you mine under this Bel you will find I don’t know if this is some sort of legendary mythical

Encounter in Minecraft but just to recap the speedrunner found underwear murdered a villager child rang a bell and then mined under it and that leads to discovering a sheep committing nefarious acts I am very very confused regardless the speedrunner builds up from this cave and they immediately find a ruined

Nether portal on the surface it’s just missing one obsidian and what do you know they open up the chest and they find one obsidian but when they try putting the obsidian down they misplace it so there’s another sudden cut to the speedrun and the player is now digging

Down again and I sure hope he doesn’t see what he saw last time he dug down miraculously they find another I’m air quoting ruined nether portal so they light it and they enter the nether but instead of showing us the loading screen the speedrunner puts on a Microsoft

Movie Maker transition and again the next few moments are just very very confusing before I show you the next sequence of events I just want to comment on the fact that in the background audio of this footage it sounds like this guy is playing video

Games on a moving train it is so loud guys I heard that if we kill this pig boy we get Stak let’s go we got suspicious stew what it shouldn’t suppose to drop this what in the world they kill a pig there’s a sudden cut and then there’s

Just a billion suspicious stew in front of them I don’t understand what is the joke here no surprise here there is another sudden cut it says set own game mode to survival there really is just no way for me to commentate on what is about to happen I’m just going to have

To show you so there’s this new update when we say please give my rods back there is a 50% chance of fire rods spawning under this block yes it worked let’s freaking go man yeah so to recap they dig straight down finding a bunch of magma blocks with a chest

Inside the chest is 64 blaze rods and above the chest is a sign that says Please Release my family it feels like whoever made this speedrun is just coming up with random things just for the sake of being random or perhaps this is the first AI generated fake Minecraft

Speedrun I I I can’t tell I honestly can’t tell and the next step in the speedrun of course would be to find Ender Pearls right uh well the speedrunner words it a little differently okay now to get blue balls we need to find El mus okay so now I’m

Really intrigued they have to get the blue balls and find Elon Musk so the speedrunner is now outside of Elon Muk house they get ender pearls they put themselves into creative mode revealing a lot of baloney in their chat history creative mode survival mode he was

Killed by a piglin he located a ruined nether portal changing the time and then he just locates the stronghold and teleports himself to that area then says this I have a gut feeling that this random location will help us find the stronghold yeah buddy I got a gut

Feeling that I’m not going to make it to the end of the speedrun the speedrunner digs down and if I go frame by frame here they didn’t even do the teleport correctly there’s very clearly a cut to them getting into the portal room and the strangest part about this sequence

Of events is they literally Have Eyes of Ender and blaze rods in their inventory all they have to do is turn the blaze rods into powder and then combine it with the eyes but instead they go into creative mode and give themselves Eyes of Ender so they fill the portal with

Eyes and go back into survival mode acting as if none of that ever Happ happened and in record time just under 2 minutes the speedrunner gets into the end finding um I can’t watch this a house with a sign on it that says gift from Obama that’s great this special

Gift is from your one and only Obama please use this wisely because it might be the cause of your loss in the speedrun but don’t worry since I got a plan read next page to see the plan well they walk on the pressure plate putting them into spectator mode but

Unfortunately the speedrunner is not happy about this no way we got spectator mode R you son he really should have read page two you can’t tell me Obama wasn’t trying to help him the speedrunner resorts to just using a command to kill everything so after killing himself he respawns returns to

The end and his timer has been reset to 4 seconds he puts himself back into survival mode getting more suspicious stew I I don’t know what this guy’s Fascination is with suspicious stew jumping into the portal beating the game in a world record. 52 seconds wow very impressive but there’s actually 4

Seconds left of this clip and uh something tells me he knows he’s cheating just beat Minecraft I am innocent please don’t I don’t know what it is but you know who didn’t cheat me when I speedran guns in Pokemon with guns yeah I’m Legit this next Speed Run is extremely promising let me just show you the first 5 seconds and you’re going to know exactly what

I’m talking about guys welcome to this video today we’re going to be speed running Minecraft that intro really made me feel like I was watching YouTube in 2010 the footage for the speedrun is only 28 seconds so there’s really only a few things that could happen here but

One thing is for sure this guy is really fast we’re going to be going for the world record and oh my God guys look an Ender Dragon appeared that’s world record let’s go that was truly impressive I know that speedrun was a lot quicker than the

Usual ones I cover but I really wanted to take a moment to showcase the sheer skill of a single player I’m very inspired I’m also very inspired by what’s going on in their other tab like how they have a bookmark for Pokémon Sapphire or their YouTube homepage

Beijing corn taste failure what is this guy watching all right this speedrun there’s a lot to unpack here there is a wondershare filora go Watermark at the bottom right of the screen there are so many free video editors to use and you you decide to use wondershare probably

Spyware anyways on top of that it appears as if they are speedr running on a console or they’re just playing with a controller either way I don’t know how people play this game on a controller they have a very goofy looking timer at the top right of their screen they’re

Also giving us the courtesy of having some text on the screen saying all right guys don’t worry top one speedrun in the bag and they say that while the timer is at zero and they’re already in a chest that has full netherite armor in it they’re just so fast that we didn’t see

Everything that happened before no but legitimately I didn’t even click play yet so I’m very intrigued to see what happens next as soon as they collect their loot the timer starts and they equip their armor they walk forward falling down a hole and beneath them is

A filled end portal you know what this isn’t a fake Minecraft speedrun this is this is just uh any percent they’re not cheating so the speedrunner enters the end and they pick up an ender pearl throwing it like a distance of three blocks which really does not help them

At all but straight ahead you can see there’s experience points all over the ground which means the dragon is already dead or so I thought as the speedrunner gets closer and closer to the middle of the end Island I catch a glimpse of the Ender Dragon and wow with the new update

It is looking more menacing than ever so the speedrunner engages in a Grizzly batter battle B I can’t speak so the speedrunner engages in a Grizzly battle with the Ender Dragon and as soon as he kills it just in case we forgot the screen is plastered with text saying

Dragon down of course the speedrunner wastes a bunch of time collecting experience points then they do a 360 into the portal saying GG too easy 53 second world record yeah I regret watching that one but you know what you won’t regret watching my world record speedrun in Pokemon with guns what in

The world like all fake Minecraft speedruns before I even click play on this one there is a lot to unpack their version of the game looks so modified it doesn’t even look like Minecraft anymore they are very clearly playing with their friend parkour Pro 20 as soon as they

Exit out of the menu we immediately see they have a ton of status effects as well as the fact that they are using a very ugly resource pack and when they open the chat box they’re showing all of their chat history which is going to give us a pretty decent idea of what’s

Going to happen next there’s a bunch of command block stuff that has to do with summoning lightning bolts then they say hello guys today we’ll do a speedrun don’t mind the stuff above I totally did not try to cheat their friend says okay then the speedrunner says anyways I will

Make crafting table OMG it’s God hi god wow God God can you build an end portal OMG guys it’s actually God the newest update then their friend parkour Pro 2066 presumably is God how dear how dear you try hitting me pv2 cool died so I’m assuming God killed them the speedrunner

Clears their inventory and then they went into creative mode reading all that was honestly more riveting than the attack on Titan plot but the plot thickens the speedrunner starts typing saying hi guys today we will do speedrun I will get world record let’s get some

Wood so I have a feeling this is take two and take one didn’t go so well the speedrunner really shows off their speed running skills when they fail to successfully break this tree multiple times but they don’t give up they get their wood and they make a crafting

Table placing it down but then they walk away and you can actually see someone in the distance now I don’t think I’m the smartest guy around but if I were to take a shot in the dark a wild guest that could be God himself the speedrunner immediately types is that

God they pick up a shulker box that’s labeled God stuff LMAO and inside of this box I I honestly don’t think I can even say these things out loud well they collect all this gear and equip it and judging by the look of their character I

I I have no idea what intarnation kind of mods this guy has installed onto his computer this is looking a lot more like cyberpunk than it is like Minecraft right now all the while God is building the end portal what does that even mean filling it with eyes and then the

Speedrunner jumps into this portal and like all good fake Minecraft speedrunners this goofball is in the end with no pickaxe and no way to dig up so of course God comes to the rescue throwing cooked pork chops at him I’m not sure how that’s supposed to help him

And quite frankly I don’t think that was in the script regardless the speedrunner gets a pickaxe they dig out of this hole once on the surface the speedrunner magically has the ability to spawn wooden logs beneath them as they travel into the air but before the speedrunner

Can even get to the Ender Dragon God beats him to it beating the game himself and the dialogue between the speedrunner and God is truly heartwarming world record let’s go thank you God bye my child this honestly was more moving than the story of Christmas fantastic Speed