INSANE MINECRAFT FAILS – EPIC FOOLISH GAMER MOMENTS!

All right I’m about to be getting the arduous journey of replacing all these dirt blocks with wood I think I’m interested that you like map it out with dirt I I don’t always do this I just did this because I had no clue how to build

A boat oh so yeah I think I’m gonna use this for the body and then maybe a different for the floor yay [Applause] yay um yeah already it looks like a [ __ ] boat nice so this part is where I can clear out some I don’t need all this

Dirt oh I didn’t I guess I needed that one I don’t know how far along I’m gonna get with it ideally today I’d at least like to get like the covering for this kind of done and then we can also maybe go back and add detailing for example like

There’s a world where maybe I’d add like a dark oak trim Maybe like at the top of it or at like the edge of it I don’t know because I think I would like that just to give it more detail because it’s going to be a very Bland looking right now

Wait a second am I gonna have to fill this in individually with every dirt block all right for now since we have this layer what the [ __ ] am I listening to we’ll just we’ll just do this first layer right now I don’t have sponges I

Don’t know we’ll just roll with it man I wish I could make this boat sail like imagine just sailing down the river like this you I’m glad I made this boat little this would have been way more work if I decided to make like a super large scale boat to start

This is a little boat this is not this you can’t you can’t look at this be like that boat’s huge you’re crazy Okay okay uh oh how do I fix this this is terrible can I fix that do I would I have to add water to get rid of that no no no no no no no it asked me away no okay so if I were to do a trim yeah I’m

Gonna I don’t think I don’t I don’t know what how does this wood look foreign okay so for certain parts we’ll use this so should I should I just replace the top of this basically I mean okay I know there’s one that we’re gonna do for the

Trim like this part is definitely gonna get trimmed of course I decided to waste logs like on the part of the trim like where you’re doing [ __ ] see it does this back part have a different material like for this like room part like would it

Look weird if I like made it out of like this or something like that may make it look better if I make it out of a different material see how tall would I want to make it like like I don’t I can’t be super tall are you just like that tall

I don’t know I may just do that height and just say [ __ ] it I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know I feel like I I think it’d look better if I stripped it to give it more of like a finished look rather than the um whatever that is

I feel like I don’t want to make that part any taller maybe what would look good actually if I did like a slab finish on top because then I could have a little bit more height I don’t know just and then and then with this I can then do a little extra detailing

Okay yeah that’ll definitely need some something we’ll need to change a little bit like detailing wise so now where the [ __ ] is the floor of this gonna go so if this is this part if this is gonna be the trim then that means this would be the flooring right like

This would be I think out [ __ ] would it looked bad if I made this the floor I feel like I’d be I’d be fine with that so now that that’s in place I think I think I want this and then actually right here this might get this might end up changing a little

Bit because I may add up like another wall and then like fence and stuff and then stairs going down or like hey the stairs will cut inwards on one side okay yeah that makes me feel better just seeing this so what flooring up the key here and then it would maybe get one

Higher and then technically like see if this and this part goes like really quickly oh I feel like the basement like this is gonna look ugly I think I’m gonna end up just making these full blocks so I feel like ideally the floor should probably go here

And I’m I probably won’t make it progressively go up either I’ll probably just have it stop at this area and then that way you know you can climb like this if you want this product might just do like a little slab slobber ski right here all the way across

Because then this part is probably gonna be like like this which then this fire to go like ding ding ding foreign nice pair of Windows it looks it would appear to me [ __ ] oh screw me oh everything oh it’s so tilting uh we’ll just do that for now

Like I want some more detailing somewhere but worry about that no room inside though what do you mean there’s no room inside there’s so much room inside how is there no room inside look at this look at this it looks like quite the room um and then this is technically where

The wheel would go somewhere like here I really was gonna make this thing [ __ ] right like in front of her house over there that’s awesome it looks like a hotel oh shut up no it does not in what world does this look like a hotel it’s a boat-themed hotel so basically a boat

So what the mass will probably go like probably I’ll put it right here or maybe even up one more I don’t know but I’m due to the size of it it’ll probably only be like this like only like one thick up I’m thinking I’m thinking five it’d be too much

Man I have no clue how to make a sale in my head I’m thinking like you know I mean like kind of like rectangular it kind of like you know like goes out and then back into connect well then I also have to do what we can probably do for

The pirate flag we could probably do like kind of like a totem with like a skull it’s like going across it or not skulls like the you know the two bones whatever okay how the [ __ ] am I gonna make a mask how tall is a mess how

Big is it is this the main walking area so this area so this is probably where the ladder would go yeah yeah I think actually if you’re looking at the front of the boat do I really want the ladder to be showing there maybe I’d rather a ladder be on

This side of the boat like if I’m looking at the front of the boat I don’t want to see the ladder never mind change your mind that was some pirate ass moves if I’ve ever seen some holy [ __ ] though this is actually a dangerous this is like a safety hazard

I feel like right now I’m kind of like avoiding working on the mass that’s like actually like the last thing I need to do before um going into like more detail with everything else oh [ __ ] yeah what am I gonna make the sale out of wool [ __ ] I didn’t think this one through

Maybe I’d eat rocks haha my boat is safe because I’m a pirate They need to like get a life or something I want your banner you killed your friend oh okay that was a good shot foreign go it was there right it was there was it not [Laughter] okay 12 seconds later we got it oh [ __ ] that how is he waiting there the [ __ ]

Just gotta get back to the boat and we’ll be safe okay and we’re safe ow okay that was a good shot though make sure you hang it hang it like there for now actually since we only have one though it kind of bothers me oh yeah we could do it like there for

Now that’s good yeah yeah that’ll do is your new home good luck you get a we you get a wheat you get a wheat you lose your wool you lose your wool you lose your wool now something else I want to think about it should probably should I can be a

Black sail right I think it should be a Black Flag or should it be maybe a dark gray flag would a black be too dark no not really it’s worth just like that should the bottom of the sail block my vision here or should it all be above this point

Okay so all of it should be above which definitely means this will need to be taller we’ll make it six more taller so it probably still need to be taller because it’s not like it’s not like a this kind of tea right isn’t it very much almost like a capital T

When it comes to the mask like it’s not like it’s like a t but it’s like that kind of it’s a triangle like what are you talking about it’s a Double T I don’t even know what that means so then what the bottom of the mass would start like there ish okay

Wait that’d be an awesome way to die oh oh yeah I kind of we kind of put together a nice Farm oh nice that one that one is the guy it’s all back I am definitely though just still gonna need a [ __ ] ton of of war and I wasted a

Lot of wool on this but I will need some white wool anyways so that still works so if that’s where the bottom of the Mask starts how tall does this need to be I mean like I said I’m sure there’s different ways of going about it so like

And I can always just say [ __ ] it this is how my boat works you know as long as it like looks good in my head I’ll be satisfied with it I’m trying to think is the sale like like proportional it’s a sale go more like this like does it go like boom straight

Down I guess I could do either probably once again there’s probably not necessarily a right answer I could make it like a rectangle or I could make it more like a whatever this is called uh trapezoid thank you actually I made because I did six I make

It five so I can add a little bit more trapezoid shape cool music plays I’m gonna do a jump foreign I was I was way too close to actually just landing on land okay all right we’ll play it more carefully we’ll play workout sorry I’m a pirate I I have to live life

With the wind or whatever they do you probably get started with the shaping I’m gonna [ __ ] die I’m gonna die that’s how it’s gonna end I’m just gonna die Place water down yeah but there’s no guarantees they’ll catch me wait [ __ ] I’ve never built a sail this might be annoying

And I’m in survival oh all right so I said I think this part let’s see well this part I just make a straight I technically scented like I’m gonna have it like attaching to the Mast here I think this part basically all will just connect straight across right here

Okay so I think this first part I’m just gonna make it all the same I may just try to get the outline first okay so this is like what I’m talking about like like will it like do like this and then like would it start to Bevel

Out wait and then I would need to connect the bottom of it here you know what I’m saying so it goes up and then bevels outward hey this first part I’ll since it’s just starting I probably I’ll probably do it like that just one

Then I don’t want it to go out too far and it’s kind of a little so maybe this will be easier than I think and then from here I think we can just go up one and not really worry about it too much and no matter what

I don’t really need it to Bevel out too much actually this I may make it taller like because it’s a kind of a little sale I think I I really I don’t need to make it go too much deeper really actually I can have it chill I think technically this would go across

And then I would probably just make it go up one more time so I’d go like that up one again and then we’re getting close to like the center so then that’s where that does that and then like I think this part I’m just gonna I would

Just have it come across like that one more time and then that’s why it’s I won’t make it push out any further than that and then it’ll do that a bit and then go back and then I can bevel it outwards again like I’ll push out the center of it a

Little bit but not super a lot uh maybe I should shorten it a little bit maybe that would be a I don’t know is that a big sale for a ship I don’t know I don’t know how big sales are for ships maybe that is the correct size

Maybe I’ll just finish it and then um we’ll see what it looks like I don’t mind them making it a little bigger than whatever you know what I mean you know you know that goes okay I feel like I’m gonna end up fixing the shape

Of that a little bit or some shape of it a little bit but worry about that later and then let’s just start finishing out with dirt okay so this is all dirt okay man this is so terrible looking okay so then how does it need to go to start connecting back upwards correctly

Up two more don’t shoot me that would be a nasty fall and then what needs to curve back is that a [ __ ] sail look like I may end up connecting something on the side let’s see okay uh let’s just look at it from the front now

And see what it looks like [ __ ] dude I saw like that little thing of floating dirt and I was like wait I was about to land on the turn making it tough to [ __ ] a little too Square I mean to be fair I know I made it

Square because I said [ __ ] the trapezoid it’s very flat how is that flat I feel like that’s not that’s not really very flat like I wasn’t like I don’t want the sail to be like that though is what I was saying bevel the bottom I could bevel it a bit more like there

Well I’m not like trying to be full steam ahead wins right now see this last time out like I was a little bit worried with black okay you lose like a lot of the detail all right you know before filling this Center I should also try to come up with how I

Want to make the skull I feel like also having this canvas kind of helps me shape it I don’t know dude imagine if I creative mode right now oh my goodness I could go crazy um I haven’t technically named the ship yet I know a lot of people are pushing for Noah’s Ark

I am ready for a different pirate music what about um relaxing sea shanties all right maybe that’s what we’re missing out on oh the work was hard and the wages I guess it’s time for us to go and it’s time for us to leave us [ __ ] it let’s just run it for a second foreign This could be some good outro music That fight getsy foreign this is an hour long by the way I don’t know if they switch it up or [ __ ] I’ve never felt more like a pirate it ends yeah I think that’s pretty good that’s pretty good pirate ship sale I may I may try to do like a totem shape like I’ll just use yellow for now as a template and then I’ll do like white skulls like

Behind it you know what I mean I’m trying to think how to it needs to be a very basic shape I don’t know if it’s gonna look like a totem oh [ __ ] me how’s it sounds like and then I make it go out wide I think like that or is it total Wing go up no it goes the

Other way it would go like this I think and then I just do like a head and then I can add the skulls to the side Maybe and then like technically like the eyes would be like I’m like here but we can make them green later I think that resembles a totem good enough you know what I mean over the seas and far away [Applause] dude the music timing’s been going crazy today I like that I can kind of view it like this [Applause] Yeah I’m happy I’m honestly I’m really happy about the sale turned out I’m sure I could have done better with it but um I feel like this is pretty good you know for all of us saying the sale’s too big I feel like it’s like maybe like a perfect size honestly

Um how would I would I used to do a wheel it’s like fence post like maybe a maybe a trap door wait like that was not gonna take this one all right I’m pretty sure oh are you gonna miss Gus you’re becoming a pirate now okay you’re becoming a pirate it’s time to

Get over it uh you’re a fire it now you love being a pirate okay never mind never mind you’re just clearly not pirate material and now your name’s no longer Gus I don’t give a [ __ ] about you I’ll find someone that actually wants to be a pirate want to be a pirate

I’m Gonna Make You Love Me And Then You’re Gonna Wanna Be Mine okay this is gonna take my time that’s fine now we’re best friends forever Gus you and me I got the achievement with you okay you’re Gus now congratulations now you’re ready to do crime with me Gus

Well let’s go there’s no point you being over there yep we’re on the move oh you move quick I like that all right we’ll only do moderate to lighthearted crime though because we’re good Pirates keep that in mind all right Gus I’ll take that for a nod all right

You’re gonna be our Navigator Gus you drive the ship you got this all right we’re putting together ourself a crew kind of fun having a big boat now like it’s like kind of complete I would say there’s like nothing on the inside oh it’s done uh it’s not exactly done

Done but um wow it’s definitely come along is that you on the flag yeah foreign but look isn’t that an awesome pirate ship I was really happy that came out and you know I mean I I’m like I was saying it is really cool are you like an

Angel those are like bones it’s like a well no no you have little arms though if you look at a totem that’s I I did it more based off of like like a totem object like item if you look at a ton of item it has that shape

Oh yeah so you know it’s kind of like a very simple conception of it I’ve never had a totem before Oh but yeah yeah you will understand if you saw the item of it yeah you were gonna put that in front of my [ __ ] dock like I actually would have killed you I

Was so right to ask you to move it farther and I wish I’d asked you to move it a bit farther actually what but now you can kind of see it like out your window it’s like oh pirate does it I feel like it kind of like makes this

Whole area a little more lively oh look I can see the the lovely little Invasion right there okay but I’m one of the good Pirates he said no I’m a good colonizer stolen spices no to be fair I brought nothing and I’ve only stolen from you [Laughter] if that makes it any better

Oh my God did you look did you get on this yet wait why do you have a pill at your flag oh that’s weird would it be weird if I had two wait how do you have those they try to board my ship and then what I thought them off

I said unguard you did without a shield well there’s well you’re you’re thinking I did this in a very brave way like I was surrounded like 5v1 but I just took angles on them and hit him one at a time in a very cowardly way there was very little bravery shown

Oh this is pretty cool oh oh no I think my favorite part though is how quickly I got the sale like literally that was like that’s way cooler on my screen by the way I’m looking at your screen and it looks like I don’t have shaders on

Scumbag I don’t know it just looks way prettier with shaders on listen I’m not gonna disagree but I just don’t know how you play the whole time with shaders on like that seems it seems like a lot bullish I just feel like you couldn’t build a bigger boat if you tried like

That boat is massive you’re joking right it is huge this was a little boat Tina I got this done in a day that’s a little boat no but like realistically like What boat soars over mountains like think of it to scale that’s not a very big boat

There’s a much larger boats there are much larger boats do you feel more at ease yeah I actually do there’s no way you can call that like this is a small pirate ship just look at there’s so much bigger boats you’re crazy if you think this is even your

Boat is like multiple of my houses stacked on top of each other you have a little house but it’s like it fits so many of me Gus status report his status report not a damn thought in those eyes