Insane Modded Minecraft Raid – US Presidents Schmozzle

All right Gamers welcome back to another epic episode of modded Minecraft oh my God I can’t believe I just found Joe’s mother so soon you’re really going to start the session with a mom joke well it’s not my fault that not only does your mother look like a whale and is the

Size of one but that she gave birth to the world’s funniest joke in existence come on man really you have to start with this crap so early I agree with Joe on this one like can we just play Minecraft together without the same old back talking I’d back talk about your

Mother but my private jet needs a few more G gallons of gas to get around her to see her back you Donald hey wait a minute Donald what George um do you even realize that your American flag is backwards Isn’t Our Country backwards true all right I think I’m going to make

Some more iron golems and use them to help me find that metal thing underground in that area which is where the metal thing is do you mean that metal scoundrel in that underground dungeon with a giant axe yeah but wait why did you say the Iron Golems would

Help you find the metal boss thing oh I meant to say they would help me fight the metal the words fight and find are pretty similar yeah but 98% of the population can figure out the difference between the two and properly speak them well George maybe you should

Try finding a sense of humor along with that difference you’re so obsessed with Wow Joe such a great comeback I wish you could see my extremely unamused face anyways I’m going to go to the nether to hopefully find a Bastion so that I can get some Epic Loot good for you nerd

Wait what the hell is a Bastion they are large Castle like generated structures that have a lot of Loot and a bunch of piglins spawn in them are piglins those pig-like dudes that look like your mother no they are the pig like dudes that look like your wife at least my

Wife isn’t a dude like beric’s wife shut the up Joe oh I still have that bad om effect what does that do again Donald just go to a village and see for yourself just tell me what the it does baric I know you like to have two sweaty men dancing around on

Your second monitor but you can always close that out and look it up yourself you that is not what is it on my second monitor oh yeah then why can’t you look up what the bad Omen effect is well uh you see um I can’t tell you why

Not is it two sweaty men getting in on no it’s something you don’t need to worry about okay well I guess you’re not going to find out what the bad Omen effect is cuz I’m not going to tell you if Bar’s mother gained a pound

Every time one of us has said she would uh still be bigger than the moon I hate you both let’s go let me guess you finally found what you were looking for yeah but how did you know that oh wait a minute I didn’t find anything cuz he was

Talking to me you dunce bag but uh how did you know I was going to say that I don’t know we always say let’s go after we found something it’s almost like some guy who lives in his dad’s basement writes what we are going to say Joe’s the one that lives in basements

And we all know he wouldn’t be smart enough to write a simple period hey oh these are strong I got to find a way to sneak in that Bastion without being attacked by Donald’s family first of all shut up second of all you all right I

Finally found a village wait what the happening uh Donald what is this raid thing at the top of my screen oh nothing it just means you’re going to get a bunch of free diamonds I’m not gullible like Joe is hey I’m not gullible oh yeah why don’t you look up

At your ceiling um I don’t see anything on the ceiling made you look I’m so confused I don’t think that really proved Joe as gullible it just proved that he is stupid as but everything proves that true what the what is this die you stupid so the bad Omen effect just

Spawns a bunch of it also spawns your mother what are you talking about oh I see what you mean you okay where the is the entrance to that room where the metal with the ax is you know you could just whip out your tiny Dusty phone and look up

The episode where you went into that room and that look at the coordinates on the top right corner of the screen cuz the coordinates are always showing right um no I didn’t know that I could just do that but uh I don’t really got time for

That right now CU I got to find that room holy buttholes Joe you’re about as sharp as a dull saw on a hot Texas day I’ve seen fence posts with more brains than you I reckon you couldn’t find your way out of a paper bag with a map and a flashlight why

Would I need a flashlight when I got Jill oh my god Joe I just can’t anymore with you I really can’t haha I’m burning this stupid burning your mother isn’t very nice barck will you quit referring this ravager to my mother I don’t know Barry she really really ravaged my hot

Dog last night you better shut the up right now or I’m leaving okay great sayonara let’s go now I just got to build some iron golems and hope they kick this dude’s ass wow Joe getting other people to do things for you so what if I get other people to do

Everything for me that’s what politicians are supposed to do why don’t you try going 24 hours without people doing things for you sleepy Joe that would be the easiest thing Joe could do all he would have to do is sleep for 24 hours yeah I could sleep for 24 hours in my

Sleep damn I think I’m going to have to bum rush this like I did with Joe’s mother that’s funny cuz that’s what I did with your mother too I’m playing with toddlers so then why did you want to join my new server in the first place right now I don’t know

All right kick his ass Iron Golem wait what the so you kidding me the Iron Golem can’t damage him maybe this will work God damn it this is where’s that noise coming from oh what the is that thing huh oh this weird skeleton and lightning orb is having a

Fight oh a stupid creeper blew up the orb I blew inside your mother’s orb last night Jesus Christ these mom jokes are getting so stupid I mean come on guys if literally anything can be a mom joke then it’s about as funny as paint drying and watching paint dry

Is as boring as your personality baric if I’m boring then you are too cuz you can’t talk about anything else besides people’s mothers in random Texas crap that doesn’t make me boring that just makes me George Bush no George what makes you George Bush is having an IQ

Lower than the approval ratings of your presidency wrong baric that’s Joe Biden oh true well then you’re just a one- trick pony with a cowboy hat but I’m not wearing a cowboy hat come on come on come on I crapped my pants this guy is literally impossible to kill

It’s not fair ooh these cobwebs give me a funny idea what Donald are you going to build an accurate representation of Joe brain which is literally just cobwebs no but that would be an accurate build you guys holy wait what the how am I

Damaging him and how the hell do I do it again okay I’ve been killing these goddamn pillagers for the past half hour and I’m only halfway done this raid thing does anything actually happen when it’s over you get a buff called The Village’s hero which makes all trades

Get discounts kind of like my Epic tax cuts which made things cheap like Joe’s mother hey I hate to say it but that was a good mom joke unlike George’s stupid attempts oh yeah well how about this one your mom is so cool that when she enters

A room it’s like a breath of fresh air conditioning on a hot Texas summer day and everyone knows it’s good to have your hot dogs cooled off by that kind of breath of fresh air you George oh so that was a good mom joke wasn’t it

Okay she only did that to a few random strangers oh wait a minute I can ride this stupid metal assle don’t want to hear your gross Kinks Joe all right I’m done with that stupid ra I just wasted like 45 minutes killing pillagers why would you be killing random villagers they don’t

Even attack you you deaf imbecile I was killing pillagers not villagers do you really not know the difference wait what the is wrong with me of course you don’t know the difference of course I know the difference the one has a big nose and the other has um oh you know

The thing that blows up Jupiter oh and those are bananas you’re the one that’s bananas Joe H not really my best work but I guess I’ll see what happens huh uh holy was that annoying what was annoying a chance Cube spawned me in a giant hole and then it closed up right

Before I fell sounds like the type of night me and your mama had Jesus Christ George 90% of the that has come out of your mouth today is just stupid mom jokes thanks for noticing holy I moved so fast while I’m on this slime I love this saddle pet

Okay yeah I’m a Texas boy and I’ve ridden a few horses in my day but I’ve never heard of no God dang saddle pet what the hell is it it lets you ride any mob so wait if I use it on your mother shut the hell up George well what the is this

Who put these cobwebs everywhere in front of my house was me I’m too busy bouncing on this slime like I did with your mother last night you now who the hell did this it was me okay but why cuz I wanted to get you back for invited bear named Rick onto the server

But the last prank I did failed when you fell in the lava coming out of the strange Dimension yeah I still don’t know why the lava didn’t damage me that day I must have been really good at the game or something but this prank failed

Too cuz I was just able to vein mine all of it in one click God damn it I forgot about that damn this slime is so slow in the water I don’t think slimes were meant to be ridden like boats whatever oh I think I’ll make my

Kitchen floor out of these snow bricks why the do you want to floor out of snow cuz in vanilla Minecraft you can’t make bricks out of snow so I’m going to use snow bricks cuz this is modded Minecraft so your roof is made out of

Coral and now you want a floor made out of snow bricks you have some pretty wild building styles not as wild as your hair you George no stupid shot my slime wait what the oh haha the ogres were fighting each other it was like watching Don’s mother and er’s

Mother fighting oh my God if I hear one more mom joke I’m about to throw my goddamn computer out the window well luckily your computer can fit through the window unlike your Mom