Insane Transformation: Dash Turns into a Baby in Minecraft!

Today I’m pranking my friends as a baby all I got to do is drink this potion and wo check it out I’m now a baby ah the weather is so nice today okay perfect it looks like my friends are right over there let’s go get their attention wh

Somebody help I think I lost my parents wait Ruby do you hear that yeah it sounds like a baby hey hey over here what the dash uh Dash uh are you talking about my dad your dad is Dash wait are you baby Dash and yeah I’m Dash’s kid

Dash is my dad a are you lost I don’t know where he is well uh he said he was going to be busy for the day and told me to go to you guys but I didn’t even know he had a kid but I guess we can take

Care of you for the day I guess they’re babysitters now let’s go anyways uh where’s your guys’s house I’m kind of getting bored I want to go play oh uh we don’t have houses yeah we kind of don’t have those and wait you guys don’t have houses what of babysitters are you uh

But we were planning on having houses and plus we didn’t know we were going to be a babysitter today yeah see I’ll start building one right now and all right hurry it up and uh but you’re going to build it out of dirt this such

A horrible house oh uh it was just the first thing I saw don’t worry about it I’ll build it on something else all right well could you guys hurry this up I’m kind of getting bored out here well some wood would work right baby Dash and

Yeah that’s a good start but uh still there’s just a wall well yeah every house has to start somewhere come on cam he’s getting antsy there has to be a faster way to do this oh yeah wait why don’t we use our commands wait yeah just

Do SL SL W and yeah there you go hurry it up I this house needs to be done ASAP I thought you guys had a house already well we’re trying okay it shouldn’t take that long now yeah we were planning on building a house today anyways right we

Were right uh yeah totally we were but anyway the walls are done there you go all right well there’s a pretty good start but uh can one of you guys build a room I want to start building a toy room and decorating the inside okay um how

Big does the toy room need to be uh it needs to be huge it needs to be like half the house at least what half the house that’s not good for you that is not big enough what is this what okay okay okay this can be like the bathroom

Maybe but not the toy room okay all right um I guess we’ll make it this big yeah there there we go and it could just be this entire side of the house over here but anyways what type of toys do I want to put in this room let’s see o

What about some this stuff I really like this red stuff I don’t really know what it is but I it’s really fun whoa whoa who whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa no no no no none of that wait why not I heard that if you light it with a flint and steel

It actually does really cool things check it out wait no no no no no no baby D no wa guys what’s the problem wait why’ you put water down because it was going to blow up you can’t blow up your house wait it blows up that’s what it

Does that sounds so so fun why why why don’t you guys like this stuff it’s Li off limits off liit no guys guys guys trust me it’s perfectly fine I saw this on in the toy store it’s really cool oh my gosh it’s blowing up everything well

You guys look perfectly fine to me no I mean figuratively ah come on just put down some sponges and let’s build the toy room A F Well if you guys won’t let me use the red stuff I can I use this green stuff at least this stuff looks

Pretty cool what is this no stop it looks like DNT no wait what it’s green though and wait this one goes multiple times that’s so so cool everything’s destroyed over here oh wait and it’s still going that is so awesome oh my gosh I still see it over there in the

Corner wait why is it still going baby Dash where did you even get this oh oh um my dad left it for me he said that I should show you guys oh man let’s just um leave this here and keep on building the house for now that does sound like

Dash blowing up everything that we do but listen no more explosives or you’re going in timeout what timeout you guys can’t put me in timeout yes we can but your baby you want to try that and uh yeah try I bet you can’t catch me I’m out of here

See you I don’t have to catch you and wait what what do you mean by that oh nothing I’m just building your cage real quick you’re building my what yeah get back over here wait wait he said he’s building a cage I don’t want to go in

That house I’m getting out of here and just for that you get a baby leash what what the heck is a baby leash ah get away from me crazy lady get back here I’m running behind this tree hold on maybe if I put that more TNT they didn’t

Seem to like that take that hey stop that wait I think she lost me hold on I’m just going to hide behind the tree over here no no I’m right here okay all right baby Dash are you ready to go back to the house and wait wait what is that

In your hand is that cake yes it’s cake do you want to do you want to eat some cake and o oh yeah I want some cake uh but do we have to go in the house for it yeah we have to go in the house for it

But I can put down too and H okay okay that seems like a fair trade let me just uh grab something really quick and okay okay we can get going all right you better have put that TNT away and yeah I don’t even have it in my hand anymore

I’m just following you not just in your your hand you have to take it out of your inventory it’s not in my inventory okay okay okay I’m going to believe you and oh gosh oh gosh I have these ender pearls just in case cam actually built a

Cage who would build a cage for a baby okay Cam I have him oh all right all right well I’m back in this lame house this house they still have more fun things and wait a minute is that cake yeah it’s cake come on oh wait there’s

Just a bunch of cake in wait what’s that thing in the corner over there it’s the Cake Corner uh the Cake Corner what does that mean hold on I want to go check it out and wait what Yep this is the cake room and just go get in there and he’s

In survival no why am I in survival mode wait what rby get out there we go finally oh my gosh wait how did they s me to survival guys this isn’t fair let me out what do you mean this isn’t fair this is how baby should be treated what

Baby should not be treated like this baby should be treated like out in the open and they I shouldn’t be in a cage well let us build your toy room first and then we’ll let you out yeah you’re not in a cage you’re in timeout for

Being naughty and what the heck this is the worst timeout ever okay well I still got these ender pearls good thing I grabbed these I’m pretty sure this block over here is a ghost block so maybe if I throw this I can just use it to escape

Let me just toss it this way and no I missed ow I took a lot of damage from that and oh no oh no I’m only at two hearts now I don’t think I’m going to have enough health for another ender pearl throw wait guys can I get some

Food I’m kind of hungry in here oh yeah sure but uh you’re getting something healthy okay fine fine fine as long as I don’t starve in here all right well here you go take some apples oh perfect some apples okay well this works let me just

Eat these real quick and okay okay I think this should be enough health for another ender pearl let me just aim up over here and throw it and wait did it work let’s go I escaped the cage hold on I got to hide quick quick quick I’m just

Going to hide over here in this corner of the house I escaped all right Ruby I’m going to start over here on the reading corner so baby Dash can I get smart okay I just laid out some of the toy room but it needs to get filled a

Little bit more I want to show him what the heck wait did you fill the toy room up with a bunch of the pictures that is such a boring toy room okay you know what hold on I got to get out of this house this house is horrible I’m just

Going to start digging out this way over here and oh okay I’m out to you guys hey baby Dash what wait he’s not in his cage I mean um house what Dash how did you escape timeout and oh no it looks like they discovered okay what the I got to

Get out of here where does this road lead to oh no we have to get him back Cam run run run I got to get out of here I’m in survival mode where in the world is this baby waa wait it looks like there’s a whole city out over here I

Want to go explore the city Dash get back here baby Dash where are you oh no oh no they’re right behind me ah I got to run hey stop it mister I’m running I’m running I’m hiding in front of this car dash I you know you’re really tiny

Right I can see exactly what you’re doing oh no okay well don’t put me in that box again that box is horrible fine we won’t put you in the Box again all you have to do is just behave and okay okay fine fine fine I won’t blow

Anything up I literally don’t even have the TNT anymore all well if you’ve learned your lesson hop in the Whip and wait what we’re getting in a car wait what is this your car Mr cam uh no not really just get in wait oh waa what’s

This air over here can I breathe it it smells really good no no no just get in the car that’s car EX okay okay fine fine fine I’ll get in the car wait can I get in the front seat no you can’t get in the front seat go in

The back seat and oh too late I’m already in the front seat wa wait this the view is so nice here uh uh it’s illegal so get in the back seat what it’s illegal for me to go in the front seat yes now get in the back oh my gosh

Okay fine fine fine I’ll get in the back that’s so unfair okay oh my gosh this baby doesn’t know any rules all right well shut your door Ruby and let’s get going and wait this isn’t your car right doesn’t that mean you just stole it uh

In some people’s eyes yeah but for me I’m just borrowing it wao wait so so you can just borrow cars off the road like that uh you can’t really it’s just uh people trust me with their cars yeah yeah I wouldn’t I wouldn’t recommend it for most people and I’m pretty sure he

Just stole a car I don’t know what he’s saying but oh wait we’re back at the house now all right well uh let’s see what if you guys built while I was gone well we added a window for your little reading corner and uh Ruby’s been

Working on your toy room over there whoa okay well I’m not going to lie this toy room is kind of boring you just have a guitar and a bunch of the random pictures of stuff what there’s just a bunch of room in the middle for you to

Run around is that not enough and no that is not enough okay why don’t you send me to creative mode and then I can show you what a real toy room could look like um no I don’t think I’m going to do that because you’re going to get TNT

Again okay okay fine fine fine how about I just tell you what to build okay yeah tell us okay okay so go into your inventory and search up uh NT NT yeah yeah yeah it stands for nice toys right and then just like grab the first thing

That shows up oh okay I’ll do that and yeah yeah just make sure to grab it and then drop it over to me and don’t look at what it is wait that’s the first thing that showed up yeah what okay hold on grab the second thing that showed up

Um no I’m not going to do that cuz that’s TNT a no okay well uh what C is that a swing set can I even use this yeah of course you can use it we’re just going to make a full-blown playground in here bro and wait I think I just picked

Up the swing set put it back down wa wait I’m so strong I can lift up the entire swing set hold on can I do the same with the slide let’s go leave it alone well I guess he’s learning how to build it’s okay my dad always made fun

Of you guys for not having big muscles so I want to have big muscles like my dad your dad better not make fun of me for having little muscles you should see him he we all call him spaghetti arms wait but no they don’t what are they

Talking about all right well anyway uh how does this Dash you know you you like cars right and o wait cars um cars are all right but what the this is not a car this is like a small toy car wait can I go drive that big car that you had

Outside no no no no no no no no you need a driver’s license for that wait a driver’s license I don’t have one of those but it seems pretty simple I just have to get inside of this seat over here right no no no no no stop it stop

Get out of the car oh wait I think I’m driving it this thing is so fun we no get him out of the car I can’t really see where I’m going right now but that makes it even more fun let’s go am I doing good guys oh you just destroyed

The house baby Dash get out and wait what what what’s what’s going wrong okay fine fine I’ll get out what did I do wrong you went into the car without permission and look you destroyed the house there’s a hole in it and oh wait um I guess now we have room for more

Windows oh do you want more windows uh uh yeah yeah I definitely made that hole on purpose but anyways let’s see uh what else do I want inside of my house hm yeah what else do you want well hm let’s see let’s see wait cam I have a request

Can you get me something from creative mode sure okay okay just go into your creative mode inventory and search up uh n a d e n a d e dude I’m not getting you a grenade no no no I I I wanted a lemonade yeah yeah just like without

Looking grab the first thing that shows up and drop it to me okay well uh here we have a a a lemon colored refrigerat Ator uh we have lemon colored paint bucket paint can I drink this is that what you wanted you just wanted to paint

Oh he’s so creative well no I said I wanted to drink it what yeah don’t drink the paint just use you know like the art right here and uh no I don’t like how can I burn this oh wait you can’t even burn it what the heck you’re not

Supposed to stop burning your bedroom wao wait hold on this fire actually is really cool this makes the toy room so much more fun oh my go okay okay you want fire in the toy room okay I can I can get you fire in the toy room just

Stop wait you can how okay I’m just going to make you a little furnace here and wo I get my own furnace okay okay sounds good and wait can I like smell some stuff in it uh I maybe I guess okay okay well so far this furnace is looking

Pretty cool but you better let me smell some good stuff in it uh yeah sure I totally will let’s go let’s go all right there you go Dash and wao okay this furnace looks pretty nice but anyways can I smell some stuff now uh can I get

Uh can you give me some raw beef and uh some lava buckets or fuel uh yeah here take your raw beef and uh here take some coal as fuel wa wait the coal I did not ask for a coal Coal makes the food taste bad I want to use some lava buckets as

Fuel lava literally just turns it into Ash I don’t see how you like the taste of lava cooked food no no no that’s how my dad always makes it and he said you guys will make it the same way uh yeah no we won’t what okay well you guys are

Horrible babysitters I’m leaving a onear review oh come on cam just like just this one time you realize Ruby if we give him lava then the entire house is going to be covered in lava no no it’s not going to be covered in lava that’s

Just how my dad taught me to make steak all right well if I give you lava and then you turn that entire house in lava then I’m taking every single toy away okay fine these toys sucked anyways I mean I mean yeah yeah okay all right

Well uh here you go just a total normal lava bucket yeah just be careful with it what is this this fake lava I can’t even burn myself with this what but doesn’t it look cool wow what the heck there such a boring lava bucket you can’t even

Do anything with it and wait actually I’m pretty sure there’s a way to turn this into normal lava and wait hold on did I just turn it into normal lava it’s not fake lava anymore let’s go I can burn myself w w w stop stop stop wait

Wait wait no don’t do that wait what ah what you guys got rid of my lava ah I was just starting to have some fun with it do you mean starting to have some fun you were burning to death I knew exactly what was going to happen well now I only

Have a water bucket I can’t really do anything fun with this or actually yes I can let me go in this corner over here and just put that there ah now I have a little pool a that’s so good but wait can you swim and uh wait no my my dad

Never taught me wait how do I swim ah hold on hold on put on your floaties floaties what I don’t have any floaties here um um I can help you uh just uh here now you can get out of the pool I don’t really want to what what do you

Mean you’re going to drone wait wait baby that’s if you get out of the pool then I will upgrade your pool to like something 10 times better and oh yeah can I see it first yeah it’s right here it’s right here oh wait a minute hold on

That actually looks kind of cool whoa wait there’s a rubber duck in it but wait I can’t even go inside of this one it’s too small oh uh yeah it’s cuz it’s not filled with water under here let’s move it over here to the corner uh I

Changed my mind this kind of looks like a baby pool I want to go back in this pool or actually wait a minute I’m pretty sure you guys put a campfire behind this furnace right um yeah it’s to keep the house warm wait a minute let me go break this furnace really quick

Guys I’m going to go cook some s’mores on that campfire yeah let me just uh break this really quick and all right well I can’t even finish oh wait I’m taking this campfire yippe I have a campfire now and oh wait it just turned into coal you we’re safe okay let’s

Build the rest of the house Dash how do you feel about video games yeah right you like video games and oh oh wait yeah video games are pretty cool but hold up I kind of want to go explore the city more this area looks really cool hold on

I don’t think they noticed I’m just going to go over here and snag the car really quick come on let me just hop into this car and all right I’m going into the city I want to go see what’s going on there and oh my gosh I don’t

Think they noticed me yet let’s go all righty I’m building this room what do you think about this size Dash baby wait where is he see it guys I’m heading off to the city wait you’re running off to the city wait Ruby the car’s gone oh no

No no not again and wao wait it looks like there’s a leak somewhere on the road what’s all that water for but anyways I’m out of here w Wait I think I just bumped into someone’s car I told you you shouldn’t have left the car

Unlocked oh no oh no I just bumped into another car this is not good oh my gosh where is he we have to getat up don’t we have to stop him he’s a rampid baby come on come on I just have to make it to the

City I think I have to go up over here and wa wait I made it into town let’s go hey there sash right there come on come on get him K wait wait did they see me oh no they’re right there I got to go

Kill it’s fine just run run run did you guys blw up your car yes that’s what what happens when you don’t have a license and you drive now stop wait cam didn’t have a license okay well I’m just going to go hide inside of this parking lot over here there’s no way they’re

Going to be able to catch me here let me just pull up in this corner like this and okay I think I should be good over here now that I’m in the city time to go around and explore let’s go see what the city has to offer I guess let’s go check

Out what’s up this way wait here’s this car wao wait there’s so much stuff going on in this city this so cool he has to be nearby come on we have to find him a dash where are you oh gosh oh gosh I think they’re looking for me oh gosh I

Have to be careful okay let me just go over here like this I got to run behind the bus oh my gosh we have to find him or Dash is going to kill us cam yeah well I don’t understand why we’re in charge of him and oh gosh wait they’re

Right over there I’m out of here I got to go up I’m just going to cross the road wait I see him over there Dash oh no no he sees me okay I’m going inside of whatever this building is I got to hide somewhere let me just go over here

Why is there like nothing in this building is this like an abandoned building or something okay then never forget that building I’m going in this one where is he he just went inside this movie theater I’m hiding here okay I don’t think they’re going to be to see

Me I’m literally hiding behind this one block oh my gosh Dash where are you um he’s not in the pool I think I should be good over here wait cam look there’s a broken part of this glass right here oh yeah and it’s just his height he’s got

To be in this house and oh no oh no wait I think they found out oh gosh Come on come on come on dash no I I found you dash oh yeah well I’m just going to keep running go go go I got to get out of

Here no don’t get back here I’m running I’m running hold on are these houses over here I’m going to break into someone’s house up let’s see let’s see hey guys I’m about to break into this house I bet you guys don’t have the guts to break into a house come on Kim Let’s

Go in I I’m not breaking in this is a someone’s home what if they get home no you’re not breaking in you already stole two cars and oh wait are you guys actually breaking you guys are horrible people okay I’m getting out of here Dash

Where are you wa hold on a minute what happened to this house over here it look like it burned down or something now this is my type of house what no get out of the fire get away from this house wait why guys it is like the best house

On the Block I don’t know what happened here but this is barely a house this house is awesome wait guys can we buy this house I want to live inside of this no this house is literally burnt to the ground this is not fit for a baby yeah I

Could build something a million times better I don’t know so far this house is way better than the one you guys were trying to build and hey no Kim go away I’ll punch you into the lava Dash I’m in creative mode come on you need to come

Back to the house I’m not going back to that house that house is so boring and there’s literally a prison in it well maybe we can just explore the city if You’ be good and wait you guys are down to explore the city okay okay let’s do

That that’s kind of what I came here for in the first place yeah but we have to make sure that you don’t leave our site yeah that’s right you can’t run away and you can’t hide and you can’t say see you and go this way and okay okay fine fine

Fine I won’t say see you and run away but uh anyways do you guys know any cool areas in the city uh do you guys know any like fun parks or or like playgrounds well we could go to the museum if you want and wait what the

Museum that’s not so boring what do you do around there just like look at pictures yeah the Museum’s super fun you get to experience history come on let’s just try it okay okay fine fine I guess we can go to the museum but it better be

Fun it’s super fine okay okay if say so I guess I’ll just follow you wait guys why are we walking there’s roads here oh yeah that’s right let’s get back to the car and oh yeah I’m pretty sure I parked it over here guys yeah cam go get the

Car and bring it back over here fast wait hold on I want to drive it I’m going in the driver’s seat no no no the car is right behind this corner I got to go I got to go no no no no no I’m going

To drive oh my gosh okay fine well I’m at least getting the front seat I’m not going in the backing in the back is the worst spot okay okay I guess this is fine but uh let’s head to the museum all right but hey Kim uh you blew up your

Car ear earlier right so don’t do that to this one I won’t Yes actually be a safe driver this time safe driver SM driver anyway I how fast do you think this car will go and I the way I don’t think we should be doing top speed tests

On the car look you can literally see that other car on fire over there it’s fine this just makes you a better driver wait I don’t think you’re supposed to be driving in the middle of the road like this uh no I am and wait this isn’t even

The road anymore that cam what are you doing it’s a shortcut okay I feel like I’m fearing for my life right now all and we’re here by the way wao okay we can get out wait where’s the museum is that it right over there yeah it’s back

Here whoa okay this looks pretty cool well what are we looking at right now well D check it out these are the Great Pyramids of Waterville wait Waterville what’s that oh that’s the town we’re in right now and as you can see these patterns look they were carved by

Ancient uh the tribes that to describe like art and oh wait this is ancient art okay that’s kind of cool but is there anything fun around here what do you mean fun this is pretty fun this is not fun it’s just a bunch of weird structures and weird drawings hold up it

Looks like there’s a pool over here can I go swimming in this they have like a whole diving board I don’t think you can swim in there because there’s no way out uh we could let you swim at the pool at home we can go into the temple how about

That and fine okay I guess we can go check out the inside of the temple yeah be super careful though all of this is very old Legend has it that these temples had treasure in them wao they do well wait where would the treasure be I

I they would probably hide it in the middle over here underneath this blue square right um I don’t know but don’t break anything Dash and wait what’s that sound oh no dash wo that was so awesome I want to do it again how do I do it again what cam I

Didn’t know there would be TNT down there yeah me neither we need to get out of here we just blew up an artifact wait wa wait why do we need to get out of here isn’t there another one over there can we go blow that one up too no dash

No why not that was like a million years old we’re going to get in so much trouble for blowing it up in trouble who cares I’m going inside of this one over here let’s go and oh oh thank gosh there’s no pressure plate come on dash get out oh

Fine why didn’t this one go Kaboom like the other one I don’t know but let’s get out of here let’s just get back in the car yeah you’re not really supposed to touch anything at museums you’re only really supposed to look and fine whatever well here I’m getting in the

Front seat again well you guys know the city better than me where was the most entertaining area uh well we could go to the gym I still haven’t got my workout in today that’s right you got to get your Gams and who wait we can go to the

Gym okay okay let’s do that that sounds super fun I’ve never actually been in a gym before wait really you were talking about how Dash like to work out and stuff well yeah but he just tells me to do like laps around the house he doesn’t

Actually take me to the real gym he says I’m too young for them yeah well Kim we can show him with gym is like right oh yeah it’s super fun but uh Hey guys check this out and wait what what are you doing extra points did you just hit

That cow wao you’re teaching him weird stuff oh what come on it’s fine and wao I can’t wait to drive again so you have to hit the cowch to get extra points uh yeah that’s extra points all right good to know but anyways are we here yet uh

Maybe but look now we got to away in and oh nice nice let’s go all right well anyways where’s the gym I is it inside of the building I’m guessing yeah it’s over here wao this area is all fancy oh yeah this is the community center but

Come on let’s head to the J all right all right let’s go I’ve never been to a real gym before who wait is this what a gym looks like yeah it’s super awesome isn’t it yeah there’s lots of machines and a lot of Weights so be careful okay

Wo this stuff is awesome wait can I lick the weights uh no they’re full of germs don’t actually do that tastes like a lollipop e all right well anyway I yeah I got to get my workout in so feel free to use anything I guess and oh okay wait

Can I use this machine over here what no no no that’s too dangerous come here just use this one and wait what you guys letting me use the big equipment you guys are acting like my dad at least he has some sense well you got to start

Somewhere baby Dash I I do suggest that okay well where do I start uh just uh you you know use these platforms and jump a thousand times yeah it’s really good for your calves and wait I have to jump on these platforms okay I have to do it a thousand times that’s pretty

Easy one one two three wait I have a way to make this more fun let me put some fire over here there we go one no don’t do that baby D yeah feel the burn yeah this is that’s what they mean by feel the burn wait it’s not isn’t that what

Everyone says when they’re working out yes but it’s it’s not actual fire yeah they say it because you know your muscles start to burn after you use them for a long while I can make my muscles burn if I’m just using flint and steel hey stop stop stop but not that kind of

Burn it’s a different kind of burn it’s a metaphorical burn here have some water you must be tired and oh okay I guess so but wait a minute hold on I don’t want water there’s vending machines over here can I get something from the vending machines what you haven’t even worked

Out yet you haven’t even like done anything to deserve a drink and okay okay well what do I have to do to get a drink do I do this the more I I can do this a, times let’s go one two I think I’m already at like 200 no you’re at uh

The 50 H what can I use these things over here at least uh no you don’t have enough chest muscle to do that real quick and oh yeah well why don’t I just lift it up let’s go I’m just going to lift it up yo I’m getting some reps in

Uh okay I I maybe you shouldn’t I’m getting so buff right now I can feel my muscles getting bigger let’s go you might want to slow down what’s going on wao wait I think my muscles got a bit too big I think one of them bursts uh maybe that’s enough working out for

Today wait does that mean I can get my drink from the vending machine sure I guess okay here I’ll get one for you and here’s a lemon Z wao what the heck wait I’m going to drink it is this thing any good and wa wait it just gave me speed

Yo I’m so fast let’s go yeah slow down slow down I’m running in circles let’s go let’s go all right well anyways where’s the next interesting part of the city I want to go do more fun stuff we can go to the soccer field out back oh

Yeah wait I saw that soccer field I bet I can beat both of you guys in a game of soccer especially now that I’ve got speed oh do you want to try it I bet I could totally beat you yeah there’s two of us and one of you are you sure you

Want to play by yourself oh yeah I could definitely be both of you guys let me just pull up over here to the soccer field and all right all right here we are I’ve got some uh secret tricks up my sleeve anyways are you guys ready yeah

You be on that side we be on this side are you ready and yeah yeah let’s go in 3 2 1 let’s go oh yeah I’m going I’m going I’m going hey yo get away from that thing no no no stop wait don’t set the soccer field on fire no you just

Scored on me dude I don’t you know you’re supposed to let the baby win well you wanted a fair fight okay okay look here I’m about to come back for a second round let’s go rby defend defend defend okay okay I’ll be the goalie I’m about

To pull up I’m going to score this okay okay come on come on come on I just got to bring the ball around here hey yo go away save why is it on fire the ball’s on fire let’s go now this is what I call soccer stop let’s go let’s go let’s go

Come on come on come on let me just light the ball on fire again real quick there we go it makes it more fun and hey yo leave that ball alone no stop setting everything on Fire come on come on just a little bit more yes I got a point

Let’s go oh man wow you did so good Dash yeah I know I really did here I’m going to break this plate over here and there you go what the heck was that why’d you let him score because he’s a baby has to learn what it feels like to win he could

Learn that later he needs to learn what it’s like to lose oh yeah well I’m about to score again let’s go that’s two Z all right well I I think I win anyways what’s the next interesting part of the city that’s not how that works but I

Guess we could go take you for a swim and wait a swim that sounds super fun is there like a swimming pool around here that’s better than the one at your guys’s house yeah it’s just this way and all righty here’s the local swimming pool and wao okay this pool looks a lot

Bigger than what you guys had all right well I I guess let’s go swim around I I don’t really know how to swim still so oh wait hold on this water looks kind of deep it’s like jumping in the water over and over come on yeah you probably

Shouldn’t start there in the deep water uh here’s a little kitty pool you can start out on yeah let’s start over here wait I’m not a kid no no no I want to go in the big boy pool uh I guess I’ll just jump over here no I’m jumping in let’s

Go and oh no guys I really don’t know how to swim ah how do I get out yes baby guys get up get up I don’t know how I’m going to in here oh no oh no you guys are horrible babysitters don’t worry wa what the heck um what was that

It tastes so gross but uh anyway Dash let’s get out of here did you just drink all the water in the pool yeah I’m pretty sure people pee in the pool no this pool is filtered no one’s allowed to pee in the pool uh I did

What okay let’s go over here to the kitty pool so we can teach you how to swim now uh fine I guess we can go into the small pool but can I at least dive in through this diving board this looks pretty cool I’m going in let’s go yeah

And H I’m still drowning oh no no C do you still have any stomach left swimming is like jumping up and down over and over just try it and okay okay jumping up and down over over and wa wait I think I kind of did it oh okay you’re

Getting it you’re getting it wao wait this is actually kind of fun yeah you’re doing so good I can’t believe your dad never taught you how to swim and yeah he always said he was too busy but anyways I’m getting bored of swimming now what if we replace all this water with some

That would make it a lot more fun uh no that would not make it fun that would make it dangerous and let’s not do that and plus this isn’t even our pool so we shouldn’t do that and no no no it’ll be super fun look we can start treating it

As parkour we can do some Parkour around the pool like this except that do we have to replace it with lava or else it’s not fun um I don’t think so this place is supposed to be meant for swimming races why don’t we just move on

To something different we can go to the spliff area and wait what the city has a sple area yeah I think we passed it earlier actually yeah this city has everything wao okay okay wait is it did that thing over there I’ve actually heard of the game sple it’s like the one

Where you have to mine below the other players right yeah this seems like something that you would like yeah this pretty much but come on let let’s get this ready isn’t this awesome and all right all right let’s go but wait don’t we need shovels for this yes I’m getting

The shovels right now and I want to three I have three iron shovels let’s go let’s go all well you guys are going down this game of sleev you guys ready to lose oh I’m ready to win yeah I’m sorry baby Dash but you’re going down oh

Yeah we’ll see about that I still got this secret trick up my sleeve but anyways let’s go in 3 2 1 let’s go okay come here Kim I’m targeting you first no you’re not going away anyway this entire platform is made out of snow right what

If I just uh put a little bit of fire down like that get trapped me trapped before the fire put out the fire no stop and wait wait while you’re distracted I’m going to mine cam down and let’s go that’s just not how you play sple you’re

Not supposed to knock me off well I didn’t knock you off that’s all fair and square I actually do think that’s fair and square cam I think you’re just bad U I’m not but if you’re going to knock me off the that you have to at least win oh

Yeah I’m going to don’t worry about it get out of here Ruby let’s go oh okay just oh oh man let’s go I’m the grand champion it’s fle that was way too easy uh yeah sure grand champion of spff but uh Ruby do you know any places to go

Next um I don’t know any more things to do uh what do you want to do das baby let me see well I am kind of hungry and I’m kind of getting tired of eating these apples I already ate like 24 of them oh you’re hungry I know a good

Place and H wait can we go to a restaurant yeah it’s the most F daing experience in this entire city and wao it is wait do they serve like steaks and uh no it’s more of like a poultry kind of Cuisine what what does that mean uh

You’ll see um poultry is like chicken oh okay chicken’s not bad all right guys we’re almost here and oh we are let’s go let’s go I’m actually getting really hungry I cannot wait to eat yeah and here we are we are finally here o this place looks amazing W okay okay well

Here let’s go inside I want to make an order oh yeah the entrance is on the other side all right well U here I guess let’s go inside and whoa okay this area does look pretty fancy yeah come on let’s go grab a seat all right all right

And who what the heck why are there seats so big because they’re meant for adults not for babies I can’t even get up on it oh there we go come on guys let’s go over here there’s a baby seat over here oh there is oh yeah okay this

Seat looks a lot better let’s go here a it’s so small and Tiny just like you hey don’t call me small and Tiny I still have snowballs I’ll throw them at you hey don’t do that all right well anyways I’m getting hungry when do we order our

Food whenever the waiter comes over here uh are you sure there’s anyone working here this restaurant seems very empty wait I think I saw a drive through outside are you sure this is in a fast food restaurant no no no no no the the

The waiter will be over here in a bit uh okay well I guess while we’re waiting what do you guys want to do I guess we could play a game of I spy okay okay well um I spy someone who drinks pee o I know I know it’s cam I don’t drink pee

Why you what makes you think that uh you kind of did at the pool I spy someone who has a sweater that looks like pee and oh K yo you guys need to relax with this okay what do you mean we’re just playing the game yeah but you’re being

Hurtful with your comments I never said that pee was bad I I I don’t know I don’t think they’re coming hold on let me go get their attention and oh wait I think Cam’s ordering let’s go oh that’s good uh yeah hello can I get a three

Chicken burgers please wait what do you mean no I I need them now I don’t have time to wait oh I think he’s getting kind of upset yeah wait what’s going on over there where’s the chicken broth hope everything’s going all right over there oh my gosh all of you guys are

Donuts what what what does that mean I don’t know all right guys I finally got the food that was horrible service and wait what yeah you guys sounded very heated over there yeah it was fine well here take your chicken burger and so take it there you go and take yours okay

Thanks and wo okay finally these Burgers look so good I was starving this entire time let’s go and oh that was so good I’m in full hunger bars now wo that’s delicious yeah I don’t know what’s up with their service today I’m going to have to talk to their manager I guess

It’s fine that burger tasted pretty good but wait a minute guys I think there’s an ice cream shop over there can we go to the ice cream store of course we can go to the ice cream store let’s go yeah sure a little dessert after dinner let’s

Go let’s go Dash that’s the bathroom of the exit’s this way and oh oh oh okay yeah we’re going to have to you know run a little bit faster to get out of here and wait what why do we have to run fast I kind of didn’t pay but anyway let’s go

To the ice cream shop you didn’t pay for the food well it’s bad service okay they didn’t deserve the payment that’s not how that works uh wait uh I’m sorry Dash the ice cream shop is closed man we can’t go in closed oh my gosh guys

There’s always a way in why don’t we just break through the windows Dash chill out wait wait wait Dash breaking in is wrong and no no guys trust me it’s just fine and who check it out they have a bunch of cake here as well I’m just

Going to eat all this so good yes I probably have cameras here we should get out wait what’s this button over here floor trap activate deactivate what happens if I hit this and wa what the heck who has this inside of their ice cream store they just have a whole trap

In here Dash you put us down in the Trap oh wait that’s cool and I can close the door as well let’s go now I’m all alone no let us out all right dash you better open up this door right now and oh yeah what’s going to happen if I don’t I’m

Going to tell your dad and you’re not going to have any uh food for a week what no he’s not going to not give me food that’s kind of like messed up well just let us out plus we’re talking about Dash here he’s done way worse okay well

How am I supposed to let you guys out I can open the door buto you guys are still kind of stuck down there wait Dash how did you escape the prison I mean a timeout at back at the old house and oh oh that prison thingy oh well I use

Ender pearls and wait a minute I could toss these ender pearls to you guys and then you guys can get out but H you guys have been kind of mean to me lately what we’ve been taking you around the whole city yeah I’ve been taking you a tour of

All the good places and you just had a chicken burger but don’t forget you guys tried to put me in a prison earlier yeah but I paid for your chicken sandwich and we built a house for you and cam you did not pay for the chicken sandwich didn’t

You say you stole it uh well anyway just come on get us out okay fine fine I’ll give you guys some ender pearls only if you let me drive the car uh I’ll let you drive it uh as long as I get to teach you okay fine but I’m sitting in the

Driver’s seat all right deal pass them down okay okay there’s one ender pearl for you and one for you Ruby all right well I’m coming up Dash all right okay well let’s get out of here this ice cream store owner is going to be mad at us and yeah you’re probably right here

Let me just uh deactivate his trap really quick and uh let’s get out through the window but anyways now I need to learn how to drive so uh we got to get another car right yeah we can just go back to the older one didn’t the

Old one blow up oh yeah it did but wait can we just go steal a new one ah we don’t use that word we borrow cars here and dude it’s literally stealing no we’re borrowing them and then we’re going to like give them back yeah stealing is bad Dash baby uh well you

Guys didn’t give back the last one you guys kind of blew it up well we didn’t mean to and that’s all that matters oh guys look there’s a car over there that we can borrow at the gas station whoa wait are you talking about this one oh

Yeah we can borrow this and wait are you sure we can borrow this car I I don’t want to get in trouble yeah we can look there’s three seats as well get in and uh okay okay I guess if you say so who wait this car is so much bigger than the

Last few I will anyway dash out that right there is your gas pedal that’s your brake pedal and that’s your steering wheel and wait is it a bad thing that I can’t see the pedals um probably yeah it’s fine it’s fine I can still reach them and wao we’re going

Let’s go this thing is so much fun wao careful okay be careful this TR look is huge all right dash you’re coming up on a turn what do you do at a turn and uh I don’t know you’re supposed to turn uh we just look where we want to go and then

Turn yeah no you’re supposed to check both ways well what’s the point of that that just Wast time uh no you you check both ways to make sure you’re not in danger or you’re dangering anyone else yeah you always have to look out for

Other cars uh okay I guess I can do that here I’ll look on the left side and I’ll look on the right side there we go alth cam your fat the arm is kind of blocking it hey I my arm’s not fat you’re just really tiny careful and wait what

There’s a hole over there wa what the heck yeah there’s a giant sinkhole in the road what the heck that was where Dash put the TNT earlier remember oh wait yeah it was that’s kind of cool all right well Dash turn right I have an idea and oh uh all right I’m turning

Right let’s go uh is this where you wanted to go yeah just a little bit up there you see that sidewalk stop right in front of it and uh okay wait what are we doing at the stop walk okay so Dash when you see a person crossing a

Sidewalk what do you do and uh um I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to just go right what no you’re not supposed to do that wait well why not I got places to be you’re in a big metal truck and a person is so small you’re going to hit

Them yeah D you’re supposed to wait for them to cross and then you go oh well this person over here is being kind of slow so can I just go no no no no well why not that looked like it worked just fine you’re supposed to wait for them to

Go before you do anything okay I’m going to cross again and you practice stopping okay and okay okay I’m stopped right now and uh C she’s being very slow do I just go oh there we go now I can go right oh good job that’s exactly what you’re

Supposed to do oh okay well let’s go wait Dash okay that’s enough um pick me up now I Dash I I’ll give you an ice cream if you just leave her and oh all right um see you Ruby wait what Cam said he’ll give me an ice cream if I leave

You so all right cam where we headed what you ratted me out now you’re not getting your ice cream what okay fine I guess I’ll go pick her up all right Ruby get in okay and there let’s go all right well where are we heading to now all

Right well anyways Dash we still haven’t finished the house so why don’t you just take us back there and wait what you guys really want to go back to that house okay fine yeah we need to finish it all right all right I guess we can go

Yeah don’t you want to take a nappy wappy Dash baby uh no I do not want to take a nap that sounds very horrible all Dash where you going you pass the house it’s to the right wait what to the right this way yeah yeah yeah yeah that was

Not good driving but okay and then it’s the turn on the left and we’re here and wait is this the house and oh wait I see it this house looks a lot worse than I remembered what what do you mean um we can improve it h uh wait guys hold on

Why aren’t the brakes working wait what’s going on hey yo the don’t crash oh no now there’s a truck in the house hey well it looks pretty cool um I guess we can just make a new door right here all right well anyways I’m going to go

Back inside the the toour room you guys have fun doing that okay all right all right well anyways let’s see what other things could I do to prank them uh wait Dash why’ you get so big all of a sudden wait hold on did the baby potion wear

Off no wait the baby potion wore off oh well baby potion what are you not Dash’s kid guys uh I was dashed that entire time I was just breaking you what you made us do all this stuff and babysit you all day I stole two cars for you oh

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