Insane! US Presidents in Crazy Minecraft Adventure!

All right Gamers welcome back to yet another god tier episode of modded Minecraft today I’m going to try and finish my Epic House in this wonderful pumpkin patch biome what are you guys going to do I’m going to continue making the best tree house in Minecraft history

Just make sure Joe doesn’t enter it or else it would be the scariest treeh house of horror episode of The Simpsons oh God that show has been on since longer than I can remember that time that I uh did the thing in the 80s or something you remember that god- awful

Thing you did in the 40s um no what did I do come out of your mama’s vagina oh yeah that was a dark day in history oh shut up you nerds oh good a sheep I need food oh what the is this why was those berries hurting me oh that

Must have been sweet berries berries that damage me aren’t that very sweet your mama had some of my sweet berries last night oh my God isn’t it a little early for a stupid mom joke what are you a cop no I’m a thing I guess I’m I don’t

Know while my sand is cooking I think I’ll explore this dungeon over here oh and I think I’ll collect some of these bricks for my floor too o marble I think that’s what I’ll make my roof out of oh my God you and your marble Joe

But marble is such a fancy Stone who wouldn’t love marble your son cuz he loves a different type of stone hey damn it now I kind of wish I didn’t make my house so big because it’s taken forever to dig up this stupid grass but then again everything is bigger in Texas

So it makes sense then I the Texan president has the biggest base nah bro I’ll have the biggest base once I’m done with it is it really a race to have the biggest house the fastest um we weren’t talking about having the biggest house fastest we were just talking about

Having the biggest house in general you oh H I wonder if there’s anything good down here in this dungeon had nothing really much in this chest I didn’t know Joe’s head was a chest you George I hate skeletons so much they are almost more annoying than creepers

There’s no way skeletons are more annoying than Joe Biden will you quit making fun of me no and besides you’ll just forget all the insults anyways in about 10 minutes that’s probably true actually I bet you didn’t even understand the insult of course I did

Then what did it mean well you said I was a creeper but I’m not because I’m not green and can’t explode or something and skeletons had uh something to do with it I think Point proven what the is that thing a bols oh okay this was a bad

Idea how were you killed by bath salts really Joe I mean really what the mob that killed me was something called basos has tried taking a reading class I don’t think a reading class would help Joe because he can’t speak the simplest sentences correctly while reading a teleprompter why you keep insulting me

Today George I don’t know I just feel like it for some reason and I don’t have much material to work with on Donald since you call him a fat orange pumpkin every chance you can get and that’s all I got you could call him a clown well

You’re the clowni clown of them all your voters call you a clown your family calls you a clown you’re amazing political opponent which is me calls you a clown the whole world calls you a clown yeah well shut up whoa I think I just found the Shrek biome they

Didn’t know they made a biome dedicated to your mom how the would my mom be Shrek Shrek as a guy and my mom gave birth to me yeah unfortunately she did Shut up butt face um what the why won’t it let me place this Maple door are you

Clicking the right button on your mouse of course I am you butthole it’s literally just not placing down the door even though I already placed the first one and then when I broke it it still won’t let me place it which proves I should in fact be able to place this

Door I just shot a fish with a crossbow no one gives a back to what I was saying since an old buffoon decided to interrupt me but uh why can’t I place these doors it’s pissing me off I don’t know we do have nearly 400 mods installed so maybe just try Rel logging

Back into the server I ain’t doing that it takes like 20 minutes to get onto the server what the I’m stuck in this weird green sludge looks like you’re trapped in your own version of my drain the swamp campaign speaking of swamps I got to get back on the

Governor’s server soon with Ron after this recording how do you have the time to be on a president’s server and a Governor’s server in Minecraft cuz I’m actually retired unlike most politicians which by the way judging by your Winkles you should have retired long before you were even Vice President Joe Winkles I

Meant to say wrinkles wait a minute I was the president not vice president yes you were Joe you were both oh George tell your wife to get away from my house and tell your wife she’s dating a winter squash what the hell is a winter squash a pumpkin oh

Wait did you really say dating you do know we are married right yeah but we barely see her and your wife barely sees your penis shut the up I think I’m going to use these green Willow logs for the floor of my house why would you use Greenwood as your

Floor cuz I’ve never seen green wood in Minecraft before bro willow trees were in the old mod pack and in fact the first thing I looked at back in episode one was literally a willow tree yeah well no one cares well what the hell why are there trees inside of the caves probably

Because we have nearly 400 mods on this damn server oh right o I think I’ll use these cracked bricks for my floor and this Meadow dirt reminds me of Joe’s speeches why is that cuz it’s the color of and that’s the only thing that comes out of your mouth well uh

Your mother was coming out of my mouth last night Jesus Christ Joe oh man I hate creepers that’s not very nice to say you hate Joe you wait what the hell is that over there who I found a swamp Village just make sure Ronald McDonald isn’t lurking

Around since he lives in the swamp state I’ll make sure to tell Ronnie that you Donnie said that don’t care he’s never going to be able to come on this server cuz he’ll never be president I wasn’t talking about him coming on this server that’s pretty gay to come on this server

Is Joe really this IM mature when playing this game yeah damn I thought you would be the one that’s very immature what with your personality and whatnot but turns out Joe is the childish old fart all along I’m not childish holy testicles there’s alligators in this swamp let’s go I finished my

Epic brick floor yeah well no one cares oh there’s a chance cube in this chest and no one cares about that either whoa what the okay this is pretty lame huh oh I think I found that underground dungeon you were in Donald just don’t loot all of it or else I’ll

Deport you to Mexico uh I don’t think you can do that legally I know but I meant I would send you to the Mexico dimension in Minecraft there’s a Mexican dimension in Minecraft does it have pink tacos cuz I love those who doesn’t love pink taco bar cuz he loves hot dogs but

It’s a shame he isn’t on the server to hear our incredible jokes about him no it’s not a shame cuz he blew up my okay Donald we get it baric blew up your stupid computer and you lost the old world but you know what you got to

Stop living in the past and start living in the present how do you live in a present it’s not even Christmas yet cheese and crackers your one dumb sack of hammers stop rhyming butt wipe oh cool I can make some nice shingles with these terracotta blocks also why does

This gray terracotta look Brown instead of gray did the creator of this game have color blindness first of all Notch didn’t make the Terracotta blocks cuz the game devel ERS at Mojang did and second you’re so blind you can’t see how ugly your wife is shut up you big

Dildo what in the hanky ass cow kicking is this why is this chest alive your mother’s chest made me alive last night go to hell you old ass scumbag okay chest should not have tongues this is more cursed than finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow

Made of sludge and Hunter would for sure find a pot or two at the end of a rainbow but a different kind of pot shut the up oh what the the is this there’s marble inside this villager house I guess I’ll take it but damn the generation here is so

Strange what’s a bench stew oh cool I can turn this great terracotta into fancy roof blocks holy there’s a bunch of random Fire here did Obama show up he’s not really a blowtorch kind of gay I mean guy he’s more into like causing crators and holes even though he himself

Doesn’t like holes and instead likes Audi that was a bizarre way of calling Barrett gay loving explosives who doesn’t love explosions I mean they are just so pretty with all those colors in the sky that happen in July I think those are fireworks Joe not explosions

Uh did someone hit you with a stick full of stupid fireworks are technically an explosion too so was the thing that happened inside your mama’s you George oh goddamn tartar sauce hi that’s what you get I think I’m going to kill this Iron Golem for some free Iron holy he almost killed me

You need to build a three block tower to kill an iron golem oh okay oh you were right of course I was I’m Donald Trump don’t do whatever you call what you just did it’s cringe your presidency is cringe yeah well your face is cringe can y’all stop saying cringe it’s pretty

Cringe let’s go I finally finished my epic green floor and I’m about to finish my roof with these fancy stone bricks I can’t wait until we are done building our houses so we can start doing some modded stuff together uh George we usually just go on our separate Adventures while insulting each

Other for an hour and a half and meet up only occasionally but why because yo mama what look now I’m starting to put these fancy gray roof blocks on my house oh what Joe I think I crapped my pants again oh my God what in the

Tarnation do you eat he only eats ice cream and if he was actually articulate he would eat his words in a debate with me but the that comes out of his mouth is barely words shut your orange face Don anyways I’m gonna head out and get my diaper I mean underwear change

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