IvoryTV Escapes Ultimate Minecraft Prison ft. SeenSven

Our chances are looking pretty slim you see these these are the blueprints to that place i nabbed them from a different job and i’ve been looking at them for weeks now they’re almost done with the construction it won’t be long before they find me again not with a small army at their side

And we aren’t going to be looking over our shoulders for the rest of our lives either the only way to show them that they are truly useless is to escape their grasp once again but this prison it’s amazing it’s the epitome of perfection that’s what we have created in this new

Prison and it’s so good it even has four cells but this prison is inescapable he may not have had help in the past but now he might get so desperate he’ll try to have someone break him out and when they inevitably fail and get caught we can lock them up as well

That’s a good point but it better be secure this time don’t worry we took the most lengthy of precautions we have chunk bands bad glitches pearl glitches and we even got our hands on indestructible end crystals we had to compromise some of our morality it doesn’t matter

I don’t care do anything if it means containing him let’s be honest he never deserved a humane prison in the first place and even less now after what he did to ray and his men remember what we’re doing this fall our morality couldn’t be more in the

Right but we’re running out of options and we’re running out of time sven i won’t let you down Let’s get straight to the point this is the best prison made so far for solo escapes this thing just can’t be contested go ahead and argue that the most inescapable prison is fault 36 apollo’s vault guardian’s vault vault’s fault or whatever other amateur prison that has been made since this accidental

Trend started but in my book none comes close to gaia’s vault this is the crowning moment of all prisons the one that has been built up to for months this prison was made by a team of four builders and built upon all the strengths of every prison before it and

Eliminated every flaw of everything previous and it’s so good that people actually think that it could be built in survival realistically it is the pinnacle of maximum security and for the past few weeks i’ve been stumped every prison that i have escaped i’ve done solo not once have i had any outside

Help unlike the other prison escapists and when looking into this prison i had the same mindset going into it i need to escape this alone but in this current version of the prison v3 there has been zero solo escapes from it at the time of recording and that is simply because it’s impossible

They may not have made the perfect prison from the outside but from the inside it is truly inescapable right that’s what everyone thinks and at first i thought that was the case as well but the fact is that i need to escape this alone because i have no one out there to

Help me every prison escapist has turned to the dark side shiratori even if i gave in and asked for someone to help me there would be nobody to do it jerry alum the last remaining escapist other than me helped build gaia’s vault everyone is turning against me why

But none of that matters now i think i have an escape plan i have everything set up it should be ready for when i inevitably get caught speaking of i should get going i’ll see you in a bit took you long enough you don’t talk you’re coming with us

What if i don’t come with you what are you gonna do kill me i set my spawn out of bed a hundred thousand blocks away you kill me i’m gone for good i don’t think so hey what shut it you are coming with us or else your pretty little pet gets a

Sword through its head do you understand [Laughter] For those of you who somehow don’t know what gaia’s vault is by now let me give you a brief refresher gaia’s vault is the third and most inescapable prison built by c spen the prison stands at about 140 blocks tall and it has a 22 by 22 chunk perimeter it has the prison

Classics the outer walls have water and lava the interior of the prison is filled with obsidian there’s trapped portals and elder guardians and the cell has a regenerating cobblestone wall and there’s water yada yada and so forth we’ve seen this already it’s in the details where this prison succeeds they

Have a working toggleable trunk band system that will permanently ban anyone in the chunk until it is turned off and there is also a suicide button that permanently chunk bans the entire prison it really shows how far these guys are willing to go and also the bed respawn

Trap is new it uses a glitch where the game thinks you’re in a block when you respawn so it teleports you up until there’s sufficient room for you to spawn this makes it very difficult to smuggle items in the guards have composter glitches to x-ray through the walls of

The prison and to see where you are at all times there’s also a lockdown system which turns off every chunk ban but the middle one locks every door turns off every portal and makes an alarm sound this lockdown can be triggered by the prisoner doing literally anything that

Does not align with the guard’s handbook and speaking of there is an entire handbook that they wrote for this thing going over every scenario and every protocol that should be taken in case of escape attempts you can find this handbook on the gaia’s vault website they made a website for this prison but

The last and arguably most polarizing thing in this prison is the indestructible end crystals indestructible end crystals can be obtained in survival by respawning the enter dragon and then moving the end crystal away or killing the ender dragon in the brief few seconds that it’s respawning this alone would be extremely

Difficult to do to just get one of these crystals in survival and they’re all placed absolutely perfectly in this prison that is completely encased in obsidian a feat like this in reality would be improbable to the point of impossibility but let’s be real the probability of this prison existing in a

Real survival world was already tarnished by having thousands if not millions of stacks of obsidian thousands of observers hoppers pistons and other redstone components chests full of the most highly enchanted and rare items and the thousands of sugar cane and cows needed to make the chunk ben books and

Don’t even get me started on the elder guardians There are 168 perfectly timed name tagged elder guardians that are crammed into specific two areas around the prison which are spawned in with command blocks and by the way not only would it be nearly impossible to get these things into your prison since you have no way of transporting them they have natural

Thorns laser eyes and you’d probably have to carry them over thousands of blocks over land and sea just to get them into your prison but there’s also a chance that you might not even get close to the 168 elder guardians in your entire world since there’s only three

Per monument they don’t respawn once killed and monuments can only be spawned in deep ocean biomes no more than 32 chunks apart but if you managed to travel millions of blocks to the farthest parts of your world to find 56 unique ocean monuments and brought back 168 elder guardians without dying from

Their natural thorns laser eyes other guardians in the monuments underwater mobs normal mobs drowning or your own stupidity and managed to hoist them up into this massive prison and encase them in obsidian and then name tag every single one of them they would still never spawn into the world in perfectly

Timed one second increments they would all eventually sync up and act like just one elder guardian rendering everything useless so are the elder guardians cheating pretty much but i’ve escaped prisons that cheap before and i can certainly do it again for this prison i had a few options in mind particularly

Two but the more reasonable one would take a lot of math and time to get just right it would take weeks if not months to engineer it and i can’t go that long without uploading my subscribers will kill me so i decided to go with the

Other option for this escape i call it brute force i’m going to smuggle in items not because it’s the best method for the escape not because it’s the most efficient but this is simply to spite sven and also by this point it’s tradition but even as secure inescapable

And perfect as this prison may be i can still take advantage of its own systems and turn them against it they still haven’t learned and they’ve fallen right into our hands he was planning to get captured we knew that much but to make sure he didn’t try any funny business we

Got some leverage over him Yes sir Now remember if you try to escape it dies okay This may seem pretty hopeless but there’s still a chance that i can clutch this even though the guards thought that they had the jump on me they caught me exactly when i wanted them to there are the least amount of guards online for this and that’s good but to be honest it

Would be pretty hard to get even the three guards and one warden on at any given time since every guard seems to be in a different time zone and believe me arranging that sort of thing is nearly impossible almost everything went according to plan but now they have

Shiratori i need to be extra careful inside the nether portal i must wait for the guard to tell me to come back through but inside the nether room is an ender chest just what i needed inside my enter chest is the gray box it’s a shulker filled with everything i need to

Escape i take it and an efficiency 5 netherite pickaxe and maybe some milk once i come through the portal i go towards the first bed trap and what i need to do is get my items through this place now what i could do is the same

Afk gag that i pulled in the titan’s vault escape and pretend that i’m away from my keyboard while i’m actually mining this top obsidian block and sure that might work but there’s too many variables such as i will probably have gotten the mining fatigue effect by now

And with it it takes 13 minutes to break obsidian and in that time if the guards wanted to check on me they could just go into the composter machine and kind of see me mining plus any guards could use the tunnel that leads into this room and

Check on me manually and since sven doesn’t want too lucky of escapes then i’m not going to use this so for this i’m going to pull out my secret weapon i’m going to chunk band the guards you see while the guards were so preoccupied about the inside of their prison they

Neglected to have anyone outside and what i did was attach a little device to the top of the prison in a specific chunk that chunk bans anyone inside these chunks and all i did was connect a few hopper timers to this thing and boom it can switch on whenever i want to but

For ease of use i attached it to a death switch that would turn on once i died this is like the simplest one i could have used something with dogs i just decided to use this because i’m lazy and right before i got caught i killed myself i was completely bluffing about

My bed but it seemed to have no effect because they still have my bird but mithridak how did you get to that specific part of the prison aren’t there outer chunk ban walls that would stop anyone from entering why yes but what i used to bypass this incredible menace

Was i built up a bit and then i right clicked and then to cover up my build i just made it look like the rest of the prison they wouldn’t notice even if they looked right at it and this chunk ban works on them and not me because the first decon

Hallway and the bed gate are separated by a chunk border which means that they will be banned and i will be the only one left but mithridak you can’t possibly know which chunks the guards are going to be in at any given time well normally yes but they conveniently

Wrote a book for me on where exactly they are supposed to be at every stage of the process so anyways it should take 15 minutes to get the chunk ban started because i set the hopper clocks to 15 minutes and once everyone is banned i will break this top obsidian throw my

Items into this little space of the enchantment table and then place the obsidian back it can also be faster with milk now you may be wondering mithridak how are you going to get yourself out of this one well the answer is simple deception obama man once said to me when

The prison was first released that if you get out by manipulating the guards imma be angry girl so that’s exactly what i’m going to do it’s not even that hard with a few minutes left until the trunk ban stops i’m going to disconnect and then as soon as all the other guards

Get online i’m going to get on as well basically making them think that i got bantu and in the voice call i can be like what the frick happened guys i can’t join your world are while i’m breaking their bed trap and they will most likely think it was a chunk ban

Mouth function or a server error they can chunk ban me all they want when i’m back online but eventually we’re gonna have to get on with the entry process and once i’m on the other side i hotkey to my fourth slot and boom i got the

Items past the first kill check and if you think that the guards could hear me picking up the items and then trigger a lockdown i’d say it’s going to be a bit difficult to hear this over this Anyways then i go through this one-person door and up to the next bed trap then i do the exact same thing for the second bed trap and this one is a lot easier because the second decon hallway and guard hallway are separated by a chunk like right on the block so

It’s going to be pretty easy i’m going to wait for them to open the door and hopefully if i time the chunk ban just right which i did it will go off right then but if not then i can freeze it and pretend to be afk again oop my mom came

Into my room brb and when they’re chunk banned again i break these two blocks and maybe even this one if the door was closed when they all got chunk banned and then i throw my shulker onto the last enchantment table the reason i made it gray was so that it would be harder

For the guards to see because the guards have this little window where they can see the top of the enchantment table but it’s dark and there are big floating books in the way and the items are practically inside the block above at all times anyways so the chances of a

Guard noticing it are minuscule then i log off and then rejoin when everyone else does and act confused and frustrated hopefully the guards shouldn’t be suspicious oh hey man what did your mom want i don’t live with my mom what then they’ll kill me and then

I’ll get to the last stage of the entry process now comes the part of the escape that i’m most nervous about this has got to be perfect or else i may never see the light of day again this is why i call this strategy brute force

Here’s the situation i’m on my way to the pit there is a guard waiting for me and the guard doors are closing behind me there’s probably a guard in the room above me just to keep tabs on me and if anything goes wrong they can simply walk into this string and fall down

Immediately and try to stop me now i need to pull the stunt on every prison that i’ve escaped so far i have gone politely and smoothly but this time i’m gonna go down kicking but i’m gonna have to make them think that i’m doing something else than i actually am the

Inside of these hallways have been specifically designed not to let you place any blocks whatsoever and they make you as slow as possible this is a hindrance yes but once again the guards have created their own downfall along the way to the cell through this needlessly long hallway are random

Netherrite doors that the guards must open for the prisoner to go through and when they’re open they leave a space for blocks to be placed i originally had another plan for this last part since i was alone in the hallway but when i did a normal entry with the actual guards

They had spend weight in the hallway for me instead of waiting in the pit like the handbook says which further proves my point that these guys don’t know what the heck they’re doing so i’m just going to assume the worst here and assume that a guard came in and walked with me down

The last tunnel i’m actually going to kill the guard who accompanies me also the guard always has to walk behind me because in 1.16 players hit boxes kind of mess me up walking past him in the hallway plus it’s safer for the guards but on the last door

I go through and then place the shulker in the gap between me and the guard it doesn’t really matter when you place a shulker you could put it in front of you instead and then hopefully before he has time to react i open my shulker and take

Out a totem of undying and 4-5 damage potions this should be hopefully enough to kill a guard even if they ate a god apple right before this and then i chuck all the damage potions at the guard now this is actually pretty much suiciding yourself because you will most likely

Get hit by the blast radius but that’s why i got the totems of undying out and when the guard is dead all i do is take everything else out of the shulker and then instantly start breaking this sign and then i place an obsidian block here this blocks the guard from the top

Coming down to me and it will actually suffocate them in their own trap if they try to go down then i break the next sign down and put water here and then swim under the obsidian to right here now i need to do a clutch if i mess this

Up it’s going to waste a lot of valuable time but right before i fall down i flip down this trapdoor and then i flip it back up and stand on the side then i place obsidian at the visitor level of the pit then i put up sitting up here

And then break this sign and put obsidian here now the guards can’t get to me from either side and what i do is use the trapdoor to go into the east cell shaft then i drink milk and break the netherite block thankfully i can pull this off in time because the guards

Once again have created their own weaknesses the elder guardians don’t only give me mining fatigue every second but they also give every guard mining fatigue every second which means that it will take them just as long to break blocks as i take they will have to mine

Two if not three obsidian to get to me and i can break one netherite block a lot faster than they can break 3. and no matter how many handbooks you write and no matter how many orders that every guard memorizes you simply cannot account for every possible action taken

By the prisoner and the guards will have no idea what to do because the specific situation isn’t in the handbook but mithridak won’t they just go up to the main control room and chunk ban you i highly doubt that because i’m in one of the center chunks which means that they

Would have to activate the suicide button which will ban everyone inside the prison forever and i have a feeling that they will think twice about banning me and everyone else before i even get into the cell and i also have a feeling that they don’t want to ban me they want

Me to rot in that cell for all of eternity when i break the netherrite block i also break this piston and this target block then i purl into this redstone vent and pearl to the other side i break this redstone torch and purl back this deactivated the doors for

This shaft then i purl back into the tunnel and over here where i drop at the very least pearls but most likely pearls and god apples but mithridak in the quick reference handbook it says that the guard would be in the cell observation tunnel for the cell even if

They were monitoring the east cell then they wouldn’t be able to see me because the composter glitch here wasn’t designed to look that way and i’ll be in and out too quickly before they can realize anything but what if they saw the items you dropped well items from

Above are pretty hard to see and this cell is dark and shadowy not to mention filled with water but of course i can just do this to a cell that doesn’t have a guard watching over it then i purl back into the redstone line place the

Torch back and once i’m out i replace everything that i broke and immediately i start mining the other shaft door once the guards get to me they’ll find me breaking the west cell tunnel and then they will most likely kill me replace the blocks that i broke and destroy the

Ones i placed and then my plan goes into motion they will most likely notice me breaking into the west cell and they will probably put me in the exact opposite cell of the one that i wanted to go in but the east cell is the one that i’ve been banking on this whole

Time but i could really just place more obsidian and do this to every single cell just to be safe or i could even set up yet another chunk band timer and do this all when they’re offline just to be safe there’s literally so many options

For me to do but i just throw them down and once the guards have thoroughly killed me a hundred times chunk banned me guilt-tripped me and spat in my cereal then i finally go down to the actual pit and here i need to get killed to get into the cell

The blessing of life is that one day you’ll die and you my friend were cursed good i got all the items now i can finally rest the guards are on high alert and i’m probably being monitored by three pairs of eyes right now but it’s fine i need to rest i need to

Get my energy up for the next and last part of this escape plan but is it worth it jerry lum said that this was an eternal stalemate that people would keep escaping this prison and the prison builders would keep fixing the mistakes it would go on forever no matter if i

Escaped this place they’re just going to release another update tomorrow they always do this has happened for every prison that i’ve escaped few days after i post my video the prison builders release an update with mediocre fixes to the glaring problems that i took advantage of this may seem like a

Smart move but it’s really just a pathetic attempt to salvage any reputation they had left after i thoroughly humiliated their prison so that they can write in the comments section we have fixed this in the new update yeah he escaped this version but he couldn’t escape the new version how

Long will it take them to realize that i have been escaping the new versions i have just escaped the new version of the new version of the new version of the inescapable prison and yet they still think that if they change a few things or make a new prison that it will stop

Me when will it end it’s just gonna keep on going forever isn’t it but there’s where jerry was wrong because i only need to escape this prison once it was never about beating the prison it was about sending a message the time has come this is the point in the night where the

Guards are most sleepy from their long shift and the least amount of them are online i eat a god apple and then equip my pearls now i may not be able to break anything in this cell because of the indestructible end crystals but i don’t need to break anything i’m afraid for

The past few escapes i’ve been holding back if i jump crouch and then pearl just at the right time the game will think that i’m on top of a block and since i’m crouching then the game can’t push me off of it it’s basically the glitch that i use to escape titan’s

Vault and if i jump in pearl then i will slowly glitch all the way up to the top now here comes the part that’s going to take a lot of hunger which is why i brought the god apples but i could just use the bread that the guards give me

Every day instead if i can’t break the walls then there’s only one thing that i can do phase through them [Applause] i quickly run to my under chest or to the warden gear station to get fully stacked and ready for battle i should be ready to face three or four guards

Realistically i’d just click this bed and then kill myself to get outside of the prison but i need to teach these guys a lesson but where are the guards huh but first things first where’s shirotori they must have a bunker for him somewhere outside but that means that i

Can get to him before they can or before whoever is there gets orders to kill him maybe i should turn on some of these trunk bands before i go out there should be an escape portal around here [Applause] just get back in your cell well now that you asked nicely you have no idea what you’re doing you know exactly what i’m doing you can’t win we’ll patch everything that you did to get out I can’t let you get out you’ll never escape i’m escaping right now is this it then is this what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object Oh mythodac you have no idea what you have just done What was he talking about it doesn’t matter you need to get a tortilly before he does i need to tamper with the key card system to let the outside portal open Now where’s that escape portal if i remember correctly it should be around here something doesn’t add up there were a few things that were a bit too convenient and where were all the guards this fan never called them it’s almost as if they were anticipating my escape so how could you And this is the only way to stop you what do you mean hurt so many people it’s time to hurt you back no you don’t touch him No stop [Applause] So No i’m afraid that i must trap you in the one place Goodbye mithradeck [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] You