Jamesy Survives 99 Years in Minecraft!

Oh what a wonderful morning a mom and dad mom where are my mom and dad they just disappeared uh guys where are you what was that noise was that a dragon oh let me take a look let me take a look why is the entire Village on fire

What’s going on Mom Dad where are you oh my goodness a dragon a dragon we need to run hurry I’ll The Village wait Mom Dad where are you Mom Dad I see you we need to run leave Jamesy hurry hurry we need to get out of here no why where are you

Going stop stop mom wait no I need to chase out my parents they’re leaving me forget about Jamesy forget about him we don’t need him anymore oh all right let’s just get out of here oh no I can’t lose my parents I’m I’m nothing without them where are they going oh where did

They go I think I lost them them I can’t believe it they left me because we got attacked by a dragon where did they go oh no they’ve totally left okay okay thank thank maybe they left something in my house something to help me find them

Like a map or Compass okay I’ve got to go back hopefully the dragon’s left now he seems to have killed everyone oh my goodness look at my poor Village they got completely attacked by that fire dragon oh hopefully they’re going to come back please I can’t I can’t survive

Without my par IR okay there’s got to be a clue in here there must be a clue to where they’ve gone um in the chest in the chest yes there’s a note oh thank goodness please just tell me where you’ve gone please um dear Jamesy this

Village is stinky and we’re too poor to take care of such annoying go oh my goodness are you serious why did my parents become so annoying you know what this must be all one big practical joke I’m just sit tight and wait here for for few hours

I’m sure they come back one week later oh guys it’s been a whole week oh and I’m so hungry I I can’t wait for my parents any longer if I don’t get any food I’ll die come on there’s going to be some food around here somewhere please please please wait there’s some

Wheat it survived the place oh my goodness okay let me get some of this weed let me get some of this weeds please please please please please please please please oh my goodness it smells so good I can’t wait to make some fresh bread with it oh I might just eat

It ra I’m so hungry what are you doing to my wheat get away get away I’m sorry I’m sorry I’ll move away I’ll move away I’m sorry get off my farm I’m really hungry I need to eat I haven’t eaten in a whole week please oh you know what it

Doesn’t matter if you’re starving I’m running a business I need to be able to sell this weed oh can I just have a little bit I’ve already got 24 it’s not going to hurt you um no once I give food to one starving boy there’ll be 10 more asking for food

Please just get off my Pharm get away from me you’re super annoying and I can’t have a kid drooling all over my wheat get out of here you poor kid oh my goodness guys that’s another adult who thinks I’m annoying am I really that annoying maybe I

Am you know what I’m in a teenager now I’m going to be start looking after myself no Farmers no parents you know what I’m going to build a shelter but for that I’m going to need some wood let me go to the forest and get some Lumber

All right here’s a tree I remember when my dad used to M out all this wood with his axe you know what I’m going to be just like him ready three two 1 my fist that hurts so much how do people do this want my momy and Daddy to help me

But they left me cuz I was annoying wait a second what was that I swear I just saw a bit of red oh guys what if that was a monster I have to keep an eye out oh come on who was it what was over there I swear I just saw something

Moving oh I’m super scared little boy we a red hoodie uh excuse me what is he doing all right just a few more flowers and with this I can make make bread wait a second how did he make bread using flowers oh he’s got some impressive survival skills I

Can use his I got to get out of here now where’s he going no come back I need your help slow down please where is he going wait a second what is this I I guess this is where he lives in this town this looks super cool

Where is he going slow down slow down what’s your name what’s your name stop stop who are you who are you are you uh um um my name is Jamesy I’m just a normal boy oh who are you working for who are you working for are you a thief

A Hitman something like that I know you were following me no trust me I can explain I can explain I’m all by myself I really need some help oh well you know what you’re better off alone you so really annoying oh come on everyone keeps calling me Annoying my parents the

Farmer this boy boy what have I done to deserve this oh my goodness I’m so sad but there’s no way he’ll help me I’ve got nothing just some useless sweat he almost just killed me a few seconds ago help Me what’s that sound where is it coming from I’m coming wait what’s what is this I don’t want to die you know what this is my time to prove myself get away from him leave right now if I I’ll kill you panda oh my goodness don’t worry I

Protected you oh my gosh how did you know how to do that your fighting skills are crazy oh that you know I’ve known how to do that my whole life uh okay I guess well what’s your name my my name is Jamesy what’s your name my name is

Lou thank you for the help um listen I’ve got some of these from the forest as a token of friendship wa did you just give me a flower that’s strange uh you know what uh since you protected me I guess I’d be happy to help you survive

In this world if you really want how though it’s so hard being so small and so weak uh well what have you tried so far wow I tried to chop down a tree of my hands but how how did you do it it just hurt so much what are you joking

You know you’re supposed to have an axe right why are you laughing at me oh you know what I I knew that I know you were supposed to have an A I just didn’t have one I was just kidding I was just kidding well you know I live in that

House over there and my dad actually makes axes for a living um I can make one for you and uh you could use it if you want really oh my goodness that’s not amazing and can I have some of that bread you made by the way I’m really

Hungry only one I only have so much okay I guess I’ll have wo your house is so big are you rich oh yeah my dad is Mega rich but uh he really wants me to be able to work oh my goodness I can’t wait to meet your dad he sounds like a really

Cool guy um well uh my dad doesn’t really like poor boys so you’re going to have to wait outside while I go in are you serious yeah okay I’ll wait out here I guess oh you know what he won’t let me inside but he didn’t say anything about

Watching him through the window Dad Dad how’s it going hello my boy what is it that you need well uh I kind of need an axxe uh mine uh totally broke I guess ax what do you need it for uh tree stuff oh my goodness what it must be so nice

Having loving parents who just don’t abandon you and Lou Lou is so cool H all right son well I just made this axe you can have it oh my gosh thank you very much I’m going to get out of here now bye all right have fun my boy Lou

Lou did you get the axe did you get the axe of course I did you could totally cut down any tree with this thing give it to me please all right here you go goodness your dad sounds so kind so loving uh well he can be nice sometimes

But he’s a very serious man I can’t wait to test this axe out though I want to build the best shelter ever let’s go oh but Lou I’m still really hungry um is it is it okay if I have some food oh well I kind of ran out of

Bread please just give me some please oh fine come on then you poor soul let’s go inside to eat with my my Dad wow this house is so nice my Dad paid for it with all of his money hey Dad can you give me some food please

Please please oh sure things uh let me just uh get these steaks and uh what what is this Lou you brought a poor boy home uh well he’s just poor he’s really hungry too please what have I told you about bringing poor dirty people home that that is not allowed as poor manners

What out of my house both of you get out get out okay I’m sorry sorry Lou you ain’t allowed back in this house until you learn some matters and some hygiene noad don’t worry Lou once we learn some man and get some hygiene I’ll come back

Oh my dad’s always so mean to me he’s never going to let me go back home even if I learn hygiene I understand what you meant by uh him being pretty serious now I can’t he would kick you out of the house just for something as small as

That I know I already miss him don’t worry lo I know exactly how it feels to be left alone my parents abandoned me what you know what we don’t need our parents let’s survive together yes all right let’s go to the forest and get some wood to put a shelter with the use

Of this trusty ax will be good at no time oh my goodness Lou this Forest is um it’s kind of cold I know this was definitely not as cold as the last Forest I was in oh well it’s getting kind of late yeah at least we’ll have a

Shelter soon with all the wood we can get all right Lou let’s waste no time by dropping down these trees come on come on Lou we need all the wood we can get we need to make a house all right Mak you way better than anything our parents

Could ever make yeah we’re going to have a way bigger menion then my dad he’s going to be kind of jealous come on and there we go Lou this is going so well um what is this I’ve never lived in a tent what is a tent uh it’s way more

Efficient for materials trust me oh okay I’ll Trust you on this one there we go we fit in the back and boom this is amazing what do you think Lou it’ll keep us super safe looks pretty good I’m kind of impressed oh my goodness it’s so

Amazing look what we can she will we part M to it I know and we’re just kids as well all right this should be enough to sleep in oh Lou I’m really scared uh why there’s no reason to be scared well the last time I stayed in the house they

Got attacked by a dragon and destroyed what are you are you kidding me like before dragons probably don’t exist what are you talking about um well listen right I’m not scared of dragons cuz they don’t exist what I’m more scared of is that zombies will inade because a hord of zombies comes

Each week to our village and we’ve got to defend ourselves all the time there’s so many scary things out in the wilderness you know what we’ll be finally this shelter is impenetrable okay let’s get some sleep now it’s probably for the best yeah you’re Right a sound did you hear that what is it what is it was a really evil laugh outside uh maybe we should look outside and figure it out this a zie way kill them kill them we have to that overwhelm us no we have to defend our shck it’s too important to

Lose okay oh get down oh my goodness oh my goodness baby ones be careful the baby ones they’re the scariest get the shack the sh we’re getting over run back hold the back ow ow ow ow ow owow they can’t reach us back here they can’t

Reach us back here J they came behind oh we be surrounded Lou we have to run run run run run run run run run run run run run run I think we’re far enough away now oh I’m glad we survived oh my gosh I I think we’re far

Away now oh I’m glad we survived yeah we got away fight goodness but Lou now we’re lost in the middle of the forest we don’t know where we are oh no without our Shack I’m super cold we need to find somewhere to sleep now okay let’s keep traveling I’m sure we find somewhere

Also on two hearts I really need some food oh we’ve been walking for hours and we found nothing um is this supposed to be nothing this looks kind of promising it’s a cave are you sure you want to go down there oh we’ve got the Choice come

On okay it should be warmer in the cave than in the forest at least it’s shielded a little bit from the natural elements oh my gosh we wouldn’t be surviving without your quick thinking Jamesy oh it’s okay it’s okay don’t worry I protect you brother uh yeah I can protect myself Jamesy so

Lou what’s your favorite thing to do I want to learn more about you well I like to pick flowers and uh you know whip those flowers I can make them into bread I’m kind of a scientist myself okay you know it’s getting late I think we should

Sleep uh well okay I mean it’s warmer in here anyways good night Lou make sure to get close to you you’re very warm yeah you too I’m so cold I think the cave got colder overnight I can barely move listen Jamesy we need some clothes or

Else we’re going to freeze to death you know what I’m hungry too I’m going to die of Stu B it at some point listen I think we can fix both of our problems at the same time if we go mining wait how is that going to solve our problem

There’s no food in the mines well if we make a furnace we can cook food and never go hungry again and if we go further into the cave we can get some ores and make some armor okay that might be a really good idea let’s go deeper

Into the cave come on come on all right wait so there’s some emeralds here that’d be good Lou I’m going to make a crafting table okay all right go ahead I can’t believe we lost the other two and then I’m going to make myself a wooden

Pickaxe come on let’s get up here and get some coal and some iron I’ll get you one too don’t worry I’m going to make myself a wooden pickaxe and then turn this into stone on for us Lou don’t worry all right once you’ve got a stone

Pickaxe let’s go get some iron from up top here you go buddy thank you all right come on all right get some coal Get Some Coal uh I’ll get some iron you get you get the coal I’ll get the iron with this we can make the armor that you

Were talking about yes and we can make an iron pickaxe too uh give me the rest of your Cobblestone give me the rest of your Cobblestone please please please that should be enough for a furnace all right boom and then boom all right I have the furnace all right then’s smell

The iron smell the iron boom okay just one more iron and then I can make myself myself an iron pickaxe yes oh my goodness there we go all right I’ve got the iron pickaxe L I’m going to go deeper and see if I can find anything better cuz Co and iron

Isn’t that good all right I’m coming with you wait wait look at Emerald oh my God emeralds are so rare we’re so lucky wait a second is that the emerald I think it is yeah it’s an emerald what about ity you know that miners across this entire world have been searching

For this Emerald for years and you have it all to yourself now you know what I think it’s the best that I have it those adults to do anything to help me they don’t deserve it yeah maybe we should go deeper I think I see something over

There wait a second Jamesy I think I see a path over there maybe we should go through yeah I think we should keep going deeper there’s going to be some more stuff down here maybe some more emerals woohoo L do you hear that I S I just

Heard something yeah I can hit crying uh come out whoever that is come out hello hello who’s out there hello oh hi what are you two doing in here um well we should ask you that question what are you doing in here what’s wrong wait why are you

Crying you leg you f Rich With Diamonds I don’t know I I have to bring these diamonds home to my family but I don’t have a pickaxe and I can’t mind them all to bring them back I’ve been down here for days what that’s terrible I can’t

Believe such a young girl would be forced to collect diamonds for her face family you can use my pickaxe to M the diamonds there you go wait really oh thank you so much no one’s ever helped me like this before oh it’s okay it’s okay oh there’s so many diamonds I need

To mine as long as you give me a few it’s all right and done wait you got the diamonds wo how wake up wait where did all the diamonds go how many did you get how many did you get oh let’s see I have one stack of 6 4

Another stack of 64 32 and 13 so a lot what that’s a lot of diamonds with all of those I can retire for life um Sophie is okay if I can have some we could make some AR keep warm and keep safe from all the M um well you sound really annoying

So I don’t really want to give you any unless you have any rare collectible items oh are you serious oh why do people always call me annoying wait a second what do you mean rare items well you know anything that’s just hard to come by that could be worth a

Lot oh like this Emerald ooh it’s super shiny okay um let’s see I can give you emeralds are way more BR of diamonds yeah yeah okay I’ll give you two stacks of diamonds for it okay fine here you go here’s the emerald y this is perfect W all right

Lou you can have a stack too now we all have a stack each no way we can make some much armor with this can you believe it we’re already rich anyways after all of that listen what’s your name I kind of want to know you my name

Is Sophie what are your names um I’m Jamesy and that’s Louis it was really nice to meet you but I think we have to continue on our Venture now oh okay all right jamy come on we’re so rich out Lou I can’t believe it wait wait wait um

What hold on wait wait what do you want do you think I could join you to on your adventure after getting lost in the cave I’ll be a disgrace to my minor family I can’t show my face at home ever again are you serious she got all these

Diamonds in her family aren’t going to appreciate her oh my goodness parents are the worst you know what Lou should we accept her she seems like a bit of a crybaby she’s crying hey I’m not a crybaby uh well jamy maybe we should give her a chance she was probably like

You once okay Sophie we’re taking on the team yay thank you so much come on let’s get out all right team let’s get out of this cave all right guys keep going we’re getting so far at the cave you know what before we go to the top how

About we craft some of that diamond armor oh that’s a good idea we’re going to need the protection yep let’s do it all right there we go and there we go I got a full set of diamond armor guys put on your armor pull your armor I’m almost

There and boom boom boom boom amazing wait guys I’m actually so hungry I’m so I got three hunger bars um Lou you promised that we’d get some food all right it’ll be fine let’s go find some food right now then perfect after all that mining I’m really hungry

Too I can’t even run that’s how hungry I am oh my goodness guys this Forest is so thick wait a second this looks really good right here right here look look at this clearing this is loader space look at all animals there’s tons of animals guys I I can finally

Eat oh I’m so hungry’s get some food get some food get some food all right I can barely move these cows can run away from me ah yes oh goodness guys this area looks beautiful I can raise a family here Sophie a family um well whatever you say Jamesy let’s just get

The food first a family you’re 12 oh my goodness there’s a cow here ah there we go guys how much food did you get how much food did you get I’ve got tons ready let me just put it in here oh my goodness that’s so good so um uh guys

What’s your favorite colors my favorite color is yellow um is it not obvious for me um look at me oh my goodness he’s red but mine’s orange duh uh what about favorite uh favorite food guys what’s your favorite food well we’re cooking it right now steak steak what about you

Sophie oh I really like lemon bars but I haven’t had any in a long time oh my favorite food is are probably carrots I think all right guys this is the most important question what is your favorite hobbies this will determine if we can be friends wait a second so that that makes

Sense that uh shows how you could fight that barar off before yeah I I’m really good watch this H well uh enough of your favorite activity my favorite activity is science oh so that’s why you were able to make bread from flowers it’s beginning to make sense how long were

You watching me for in that Forest anyway Sophie what’s your favorite thing oh I really love collecting plushies and rare items oh is that why you wanted the emeralds yeah collecting things is the best thing ever all right guys I think we should make some beds too it’s going

To be night soon it’s only took night come on guys make a b all right take all my wo you want me to make it for you Lou yes please okay oh do you guys have any wood I don’t have any wood yeah you have some wood there you go thank you all

Right I think we need to make another shelter real quick okay all right I’m going to get some more wood with this diamond axe Lou I want you to make the Cobblestone floor okay okay all right team let’s get building okay all right this is going to

Be way better than the last one Lou I can already tell you now yep look at the walls coming along they’re already way better yes sir wo this is looking so good guys this is amazing this is way better than our last one and it looks a

Lot more stable yeah no way is a zombie horde going to take this one out wait zombie horde is that what happened um oh don’t worry about it don’t worry about it and turn all right guys it’s getting late and none of us had a good sleep recently

We should all you know don’t get to bir let’s do it I’m so I haven’t slept in a bird in days good morning everybody good morning W what is it nothing these last 10 years of surviving next to this Lake have been an absolute Breeze I can’t

Believe all the progress we’ve made with our bber stuff M everything looks great so what are we all going to do today well first things first I’m going to collect some of the wheat that I grew H all right well then I’m going to work on

A path leading from the front door of the house all the way out that sounds awesome you know this fence was such a great idea it always keeps a zombie hoorde out of my house I bet he’s super jealous of all this diamond armor I have

Right now uh jamy um I might need to tell you something wait what’s wrong you seem different um well it’s really important uh listen follow me what’s wrong with me what’s wrong listen JY listen listen it’s super important okay listen jamy what dides you want to tell

Me I’ve got a crush on selfie and I really love her are you serious you know what I was expecting this you can’t keep yourself yourself can you Lou no all right let me give you some relationship advice okay Lou so you all you have to do is be ready wait a

Second Lou what’s going on oh my goodness Lou just got kidnapped by the same track that I finished my fish all those years ago my have to save Lou Sophie Sophie Sophie s JY what’s going on where’s Lou Lou just got kidnapped by the dragon he what

Oh my goodness oh where could a dragon be where could it be going I didn’t even know dragons existed until today I don’t know but we need to save Louis right now oh but Jamesy we still have no idea where where the Dragon lives you know

What I think we need to go back to my old village someone then must know where the dragons lives since they made so long ago all right that sounds like a good idea lead the way come on let’s go to my old village go go go oh my

Goodness so be why does this Village look so nice it’s really pretty here maybe we should move here or something oh they must have rebuilt after the dragon attack oh all right but before we go and see Lou there’s one thing I want

To do what is it I take a look at my old house maybe my parents move back there come this way oh okay oh my goodness soie remember I told you about that stupid farmer who called me annoying oh yeah he sounds like a real meanie this

Is his house right here maybe we should take all of his wheat before we go no no not right now oh my goodness so this is my house it looks so abandoned it’s missing the windows oh and there’s spider webs everywhere this looks really sad Jamesy oh my goodness I guess my

Parents never came back I would have died on my own okay well let’s not think about that too much how about we think about how we’re going to find Lou we can’t keep getting distracted by your dead beat parents oh you know what Sophie you’re right I’ve got to come up

With a plan when I first lost my parents I talk to the farmer first so I think we should go talk to him okay all right F maybe he’s not home no I cannot take no for an answer I’m coming inside I have an aent I’m not afraid to use it uh hello

Hello what’s no one’s here how are we going to find Lou wait a second I remember the farmer hated it when people touched his crops I bet he would come out the Woodworks if I touched his crops again soie what do you think why do you

Sound so mischievous what are you up to oh just watch boom boom oh he destroy doing to my uhoh oh hey there wait how did you just come from inside the house we Lally just checks inside um well it’s not important wait a second you’re that

Boy who drove on my plants years ago oh come here I did it out of urgency I need information I will you information I know it’s out of f so back off my crops oh my goodness can you please just tell us where to find the dragons that

Attacked this Village years ago you’re going to slay the dragon that destroyed the village oh well if you have the guts to slay a dragon you should go and talk to the Village mayor he knows where The Hideout is oh finally some information thanks also boy never step foot on my

Farm ever again okay thanks for helping us out I promise I will never touch your farm again after this last time byebye see you all right so let’s find the town hall I have a feeling it might be this huge building that’s in the middle all right

All right here’s the door um hello open up hello what is your business oh uh uh Sophie he’s really fat J you can’t just say that that’s mean okay okay okay um well our business is to tell you to work out JY no oh sorry about him what we

Really want to know is where the dragons are we want to slay the dragons that invaded the village yeah and we need to know where they are okay well come inside sit down sit down oh you have a very nice table how are you fit in these

Chairs though J be quiet years ago we sent Dragon Hunters to find the nest and they never came back all that remained of them was this book of directions oh can please give us the book please give the book we need it we need it we need it I’ll definitely kill

The dragon don’t worry oh we hope oh I’m not very convinced I don’t know if you’re prepared for a real threat like a dragon maybe I can test you though please I’ll do anything to prove I can beat the dragons I need that book well

Fine I guess follow me this is the only way W that’s some pretty cool armor isn’t it s yeah it’s all shiny I really like the gold wow you can’t even fit through your door man how do you eat stting the bear oh my goodness wait what

Are all these zombies well if you can last in this room with these zombies and perhaps kill them all I’ll know you’re ready to fight a dragon oh come on that’s easy I’ve killed so many zombies in my time okay well how about you go inside all right Sophie are you ready to

Hop inside yeah I guess three 2 1 go go go go get inside help me help me we have to wa to give ourself remember all this military prce we practiced years ago die zombies come on we need to save Lou don’t worry I’ll help you Sophie oh

Watch out there’s zombies behind you you’re really holding your own in there I’m fine come on come on last two last two what yes oh that was easy that was incredible your fighting skills are unmatched I guess you’re ready for the real thing listen give me the book take

This book and be on your way oh my goodness okay let me have a look sopie are you ready for a dangerous Journey definitely let’s go find Lou follow the direction of the moon cross the river and navigate through the haunted forest all right I think this is be a bit of a

Challenge oh we can do it I’m ready for anything all right we have to wait until night so we can follow the moon 24 hours later all right Sophie it’s night time let’s follow the moon until we hit the river come on okay oh my goodness it goes right

Through my old house are you serious oh sopie we’ve been working for hours and we found nothing look at the moon’s right there come on jamy just a bit farther I’m sure we’ve got to be almost there by now oh maybe the book was fake

No no way come on the mayor surely knows where the dragons are right oh no Sophie this book is stupid I think we should just go back home oh yeah you’re right this book is bunch of balone I think I hear water I hear water wait over here

Over here do you see this there’s a river look it’s the River from the book follow the direction of the moon cross the river soie this is the river oh my goodness we finally found it wo this is the biggest river I’ve ever seen I can

Barely see the other side oh yeah it’s really deep oh we’re definitely going to need a raft to get across all right this is easy all we got to do is sell to the wait a second is that a Shar is that a Shar swim swim swim oh swim it’s trying

To eat me it’s killing me Sophie we need to swim to the other side come on swim F come on I’ll hit him away I’ll hit him away he’s should eat you get away no we should have practiced swimming more oh my goodness I’m dring I’m

Dring go go oh man that’s a really big shark why was there a shark in the river are you serious oh maybe that River was magic or something cuz that was definitely not normal oh no up next to the haunted forest that doesn’t sound normal either oh my

Goodness so I hope the haunted forest isn’t too far away from the river I don’t want to do all that walking again H okay well let’s just keep going forward maybe okay I’m scared I’m scared sopie protect me protect me business here in the haunted forest hey ghost oh hello Mr ghost we’re

Just kind-hearted adventurers we’re trying to rescue you our friend named Louie well that’s perfect because I’m a ghost who kills hearted adventurers wait what oh no oh no no no run run getting more GH run attack it attack it attack it we need attack how can we attack too many of them attack

Them attack them come on get them sopie get them okay oh these ghosts can fly everywhere this is so annoying come on you can do it you can do it come on come on come on come on come on wait you’re defeated my ghost Army no

Get back here oh get away from me should we kill it Sophie should we kill it should we kill it oh I think we definitely should after he spawn all those other come on get get get in get in we got him Sophie we got him oh man I

Hope there’s no more ghosts here how was so close all right we’ve defeated the river we’ve defeated the H of forest I think we’re close to finding Lou ke let’s keep going oh we better keep moving hry on 70 years later our Sophie we’ve been traveling

For 70 years and we still haven’t found Lou oh my oh they hurt so much only this adventured better be worth it hopefully we can find Lou we have to be near that darn cave but now look at this mountain do you think this could be where he is

Oh maybe but how are we going to climb that high come on come on sopie we’ve been traveling for 70 years come on wait a minute Jamz hold on hold your horses there’s a thing over there do you see it it’s very colorful okay let’s go investigate I can’t believe I’m 85 years

Old oh this the police looks band and nobody is here what do you think sopie a goblin go why have you got to scare us old people like that Goblin well I guess the customer’s always right I’m sorry for scaring you wait did you just call us

Customers uh yes well I’m a goblin I need gold I find a mountain I sell the mountain oh wait a second why are you selling this mountain that’s a ridiculous idea nobody would buy it well if nobody’s going to buy the mountain I’ll just use it as a

Tourist attraction uh well uh you two need to give me 300 gold if you want to see it yep mhm mhm what are you serious you know what I have one of my good old ideas could we get a tour of the mountain I’ll pay you Goblin once we

Know that we enjoy the Mountain Adventure okay fine fine I’ll take you up the mountain but you have to pay the Fe what at the top okay oh nice thinking Jamesy that was very smart Okay Okay Goblin give us the tour of this mountain Sophie I think this is where the dragons

Are oh I sure hope so we’ve been traveling for years and here is the top oh my goodness my big old legs could barely handle that walk I’m exhausted all right all right enough of that um pay up I was my gold down um I guess I should pay you but oh the

Dragon’s Nest is right in there oh you know what Jamesy I want my money J I see we have no money what come here give me my money oh my wait a second sopie why am I scared of this Goblin I fall down armor goodbye

Goblin it was nice now a you oh my goodness J you there he goes you hit him all the way off oh never mind the customer is always right well I hope you think he’s okay uh probably not all right let’s head into this Dragon L and

Save Lou before I die of old age right look at all these spikes and oh my goodness sopie there’s the big fire dragon are you sure we can defeat him I was quite sure when I was a young boy but now I’m old and fragile well we

Don’t really have any choice look I think I can see Lou in that cage help me oh my good that is Lou okay Lou we’re going to kill it now okay I feel like my bones are going to fall off let me just put my dentures in

All right I ready to go s let’s attack him attack attack from Surprise I’m out of breath kill him s come on help me I’m so tired of this journey him attack him oh let me put my helmet on Sho fire at me it tried to

Raise me as its own child it Tri to make me drink its milk oh my goodness Lou that’s terrible oh wait I think we killed him I think he’s dead dead does that mean I’m free Lou Lou you’re free my young and boy Jamesy what happened to you why is

Your hairline receding oh yes I’ve gotten very old over the last 99 years you need some hair cream uh we’ll get some when we go home I guess anyways I have an important confession to make oh no I already know what to go to say Louie important confession well Lou what

Is it listen Sophie I should have told you years ago when I was a little spry young boy but I have a crush on you and I want you to be my girlfriend oh well L that’s very sweet but um I’m afraid that won’t work because uh you’re a bit too

Stinky and weird for me so what what do you mean stinky oh no oh no okay guys well if you enjoyed the video please like And subscribe goodbye