Last Boy on Earth in Minecraft – Ryguy Roleplay

Welcome to another day at daycare hi everybody hiy cutie everything’s so like weirdly oh uh one one sec guys I got to I got to do this anyway oh okay he hey Tina hi cutie what’s up oh nothing but just been you know working on some things today like like what like uh Picking out new unicorn what are you doing this is be pirate ship that’s not a pirate ship though well yes it is see I painted black and everything it’s literally not a PIR it’s literally no it’s it’s p i i Paint It Black so it’s pirate chip

No it took me an hour to paint that R well now you have no pirate chip anyway because unicorn we have more important things to do sir okay okay and Tina you can’t come in fact boys to the Boy base boy what sorry fine girls to the girls Bas okay boys this

Way oh yeah wait I keep forgetting no you can’t you can’t just go in you’ll show them where it is you got to lead him astray by going the wrong direction first this way thank you you way unicorn we’re supposed to go the wrong way what is this not the wrong way

Trying to put ony try to confuse them unicorn get up here all of you went straight for the entr or the the hidden exit the water one’s the hidden exit this is the entrance guys Oh I thought they were both just entrances and also exits see taada that makes way more sense though

Yeah yep and then you take the ladder all the way down here can we turn this into like a lobby with like a front desk if you’d like to I don’t care go for it this way you know it’s like it’s space going to waste okay then you turn take a

Right here wait what no sorry it’s right at the end of this hallway this is the right I meant to take right see so you take it right here boom go down these stairs and voila you’re here nice and perfect we got our TVs we got our pool

Tables our lovely t area uh we got our night you know it’s just it’s a general nice area to hang out have a ton of fun and just have a good time you get what I’m saying yeah uh yeah you like the arcade machine yeah that was a good

Touch uh seeing forward right now we know we’re going to put some offices over this way we’re going to have uh the spa or no the theater’s going over here the spa is going to be I think upstairs or downstairs wherever we go but yeah

There we go that’s what we got so far but the girls base apparently has moved everybody so I need everyone to please gather around the couches um I’m going to be standing on on the TV stand gather around unicorn stop playing arcade games this is important come on I’m I’m

Playing as Captain trapezoid who is Captain trapezoid that’s the main character of the game I don’t care who the main character of the game is like why would I care about that but I have to Adventure on the seagull Island unicor Dead over here okay course you

Break both and you look the girls have moved their base they were under the stairs but I went there the other day when they said they were having a meeting and guess what no one was there so we having a meeting no there was no meeting meaning that they moved their

Base obviously so we need to get some information and find their brand new base you understand yes Goldie you’re good friends with all the new girls so you need to go ahead and uh kind of be our lead here all right I got to talk with the chicks Peep

Peep okay I hope I never hear that again um okay come on guys break now everyone when we exit we can we can exit through uh the Water right here or the lighthouse okay now let’s let’s go find some of the others they said they were going to have their own meeting but

Theirs is probably over by now their meetings usually aren’t too oh they’re right over there they’re at the Treehouse do I just try to get the location from the girls yeah but bring them aside don’t Tina’s right there you can’t just oh hey guys oh hey what’s you

Up to uh nothing much just hanging out about that just hanging out yeah you guys just seem to yell about everything from over there we were just yelling a little bit you know we were yelling Olive what have I said about pigs flying I I didn’t hear a yelling I

Didn’t hear any yelling no yelling nope none none at all I right in in fact there was so little yelling um that uh I bet that we would come in last place in the yellon yeah yep mhm mhm got you there that’s right okay anyway come on gold do your thing

Yeah yeah yeah yeah um hey Riley hey uh uh can I put you aside yeah bring her bring her in bring her downstairs over here into the chemistry lab okay chemistry lab yeah yeah follow me okay unicorn we’re here okay wait Are they on their way they yeah yeah I just wanted you to check out this thing real quick uh you guys don’t need to come you guys can just wait there we’re having a private talk uh so Riley uh I was wondering where’s the girl’s base at you know I

Yeah we wanted to surprise you guys with uh a present for getting a new base so uh we thought we’d ask you for um where it is so we can do this little surprise right we don’t have a present do we unic shush yeah we have a present

It’s yeah I know that’s why I need your help Riley I know it’s in a super secret location but if you help me in the ocean oh well there we go now we know okay okay well we got the ocean thank you okay you’re free to go easy

Info easy info okay so we got to go to an ocean wait a minute there’s no oceans around here how could they build it in an ocean wait isn’t that what build what in an ocean not building nothing in an ocean boat on an ocean yeah a boat we’re

Building a pirate unicorn’s new pirate ship that I broke right we are no unicorn we’re not we’re not they built it out in the ocean like over here wait a minute she’s an own liar why would we believe her she is yes is she what what she lied about me originally

Well now I don’t know what to believe H okay go ask someone else go Goldie go bring um to the lighthouse go bring uh Olive we can get olive yeah we can unicorn she’s a big fan of you you work some magic when she gets over here uh

Okay we haven’t really talked much but I’ll try something she said she was a big fan of you didn’t she you did just well there we go I don’t know what to talk about like here here’s what we do we go ahead and we bring her over to this here uh uh alchemic

Table okay not spooky at all okay this is just a regular old table right unicorn that doesn’t look spooky um she’s coming spooky she’s on her way Kate I told her alien is coming an alien is coming guys come out well no we’re Goldie we’re behind behind oh my bad I

Thought were in anyway uh Olive unicorn man would like to talk to you he has an important message for you oh yeah sorry there’s no alien yeah uh yeah you should go talk to him yeah he’s behind the lighthouse Goldie leave them alone oh uh Hey Olive um how are you

Today her hair matches the grass uh your hair matches the grass no oh my goodness oh was he not supposed to no unicorn just get her to tell us the location uh so um you know what would be really cool a really cool experiment if um you

Told me the location of the girl’s base and then I uh tried to remember it yeah wouldn’t that be a cool uh experiment come on right come on for uh old man you man you know uh yeah me memory test that’s what it is big old memory test unor man uh I’ve

Been playing memory games really haven’t done much of those okay well uh you should um tell me about it so we can start doing the test now yeah good idea good idea come on this is going to work come on interesting but memory test is where my research lies right now

Um this is hopeless go back Olive we don’t care anymore go we don’t care she’s not going to be of help okay no you didn’t fail me it’s okay we need to think of someone else okay well um we know cookie is not going to betray well that’s it for who would betray

Her uh the new people were all we had what if Tina betrays herself what how uh how would you get Tina to betray her that it does that literally doesn’t even make sense I hope you realize well okay so hear me out okay he know’s one weakness

Mhm is you right sure so what if you were to put all in the old razzled Dazzle wait and try to get the info out of her I got an idea do you think you can get Tina to the theater I think I can okay okay okay bring her to the

Theater I got an idea all right okay so what we’re going to do with the theater is we’re going to go ahead and we’re gonna set up a uh a little thing so we know Tina has this like crush on me that she’s had for a while uh but regardless I’m going to

Have fun with this just a little bit uh by playing it to my advantage and hopefully this works so she’s been starting this whole she’s on this now now mind you she’s been a lot better than this one she’s been holding this little anti-boy thing but I think I

Should be able to get her to crack maybe we’ll find out in a minute here so what we’re going to do is we’re going to start off by just building a oh people are here I start making this look like a a a place to have like

A a date on camera like set up a like set cameras pointing at a table with candles and stuff you get what I’m saying right I’ll work on the background okay so they’re going to get the the date set up well the rest of them okay so we’ll just basically um the

Background is going to be nice and simple we’re just going to set it to uh nope yep there there we go it’s light blue that’s all we want nice light blue okay you guys have done absolutely nothing so I’m going to take over uh here we

Go okay here we go and we’ll get a camera and we’ll set the camera up to film right about here oh that’s pointing at the T there we go okay and then we just get uh two chairs uh I’ll make make sure they’re sitting semi far

Apart there we can actually get rid of this whole thing in fact we’ll probably do that like that even though it’s not centered I mean that that’s fine we’ll just kind of take an angle there take an angle there there we go so each of you

Pi the ca yeah she’s on her way so uh whatever you’re doing you might want to hurry it up uh okay hold on give me one sec okay this will do actually cuz it’s too L now there plates okay unicorn you just you just bring us food and stuff

I’m going to I’m going to see if I can get Tina to do a camera date thing and then I get her so hyped up that we just start talking she’s going to want to like you know talk about things like but she she’ll run out of things to say I’m

Going to quickly try and go through all the basic topics and then when she runs out of things to say she’ll have no choice but to answer some of my questions okay and I’ll ask her some hard hitters okay I will go serve up some Smiles okay bring her over bring her

Over okay you guys ready on cameras Danny’s definitely ready okay cool woo yeah woo yeah what and here it istin oh hey Tina uh here come take a seat uh if you’re saying anything we definitely do not hear you yeah yeah you’re right you didn’t hear me okay so

Anyway uh yeah Welcome to our uh show it’s called Uh welcome to the first episode of um to date or not to date and I’m the first contestant you are and so am I oh I’m GNA wipe out everyone out of the water okay well uh

Here we go here is how it is going to go Tina basically uh we’re going to go on a quick speed date but uh you got to answer some hard-hitting questions and if you don’t answer you don’t get the date okay I can do it okay starting off

With an easier question what is one plus one two okay that’s a good that’s good very very you passed you got question number one correct question no oh you got our food we get food while we do this too yeah oh question number two what is your middle name uh

Marie correct that’s that’s good there we go that was she telling the truth it is Marie it is mar okay uh we’re getting a little bit harder here Tina okay if you had to choose between Tony and Ryan who would you choose Ryan oh okay sorry Tony and it’s time for our

Fourth and final question the hardest question of all the question of Doom um okay I got this okay uh where is the girl’s base it’s wait what the girl’s new base uh um time on the countdown ticking uh 10 seconds nine8 7even if I hand you’ll go on a date with me uh

Yeah you hesitated this is a setup what no it’s not it’s not a setup you just want to know the girls Bas what no that’s that’s not true your dumb hot wings back I’m never going to tell you guys I don’t think it worked I think

That was a Miss mission of bolo it was a good plan too I almost had her on the ropes yeah I mean you know what I was pretty convinced she was about to Spill the Beans I thought we had her oh well but anyway I guess we better get going

Huh mhm I guess these little chicken cordon Blues are all to myself now yeah you enjoy those I’m getting out of here later guys and that was another day at Dayare I’m back at the daycare Academy and things are going to be good while I’m on my mini bike also uh yeah if you notice that uh my face that is normally I think up in up up in up in the the corner you know I can’t you know what I

Mean it’s not there right now I’m sorry it’s only for today I I messed something up it’s my fault uh hello uh riding my bike inside again uh there we go just Park parking it parking it and parked we are parked Ryan you just got dirt all

Over the pl I saw it no I didn’t there’s not did you drive through a mud pile uh probably I mean the road is Pretty Dirty yeah oh there’s dirt everywhere what do you mean there’s dirt everywhere because because what oh there’s dirt everywhere because of you oh what was that unicorn

Uh if if you if we couldn’t hear you that means Zach couldn’t fix you but otherwise I can hear you now what were you saying uh you got dirt everywhere with your dumb old motorbike yes so we’ll clean it up we do the weekly cleanups we I’ll get it I’m not worried

About it Ryan what why is everyone yelling my name today actually it’s you and all of the boys what follow me okay what does that include me yes where are we going to the dorms what’s at the dorms you’ll see in fact I think some of you already

Know do we I’m I’m unaware of what’s happening I’m also very unaware of what’s happening I would like everyone to take a good look around this room and tell me what’s wrong here it’s pink you got some tables some carpets uh is that what’s wrong is that

It’s pink and there’s table I don’t know I don’t see anything wrong come over here oh there’s a tree IND door that’s why where’s Tina oh here what is that these are muddy Footprints and this is a toy rocket now let’s follow these Footprints and see where they lead shall

We I missed oh look some comic books on the floor some more muddy Footprints if we go up the stairs lo and behold we are going to find that all of these Footprints and toys lead to the boys dorm uh well I mean we have them too

It’s all equal we’ll clean it up on Friday I’m sure it’s fine no what this keeps happening and I keep having to clean up the girls dorm with Sam and we already don’t get along as is so you guys are going to have to start cleaning

Up after yourselves what no today is our day to play war we’re going to play war thank you very much well oh so you can go and play war and get your shoes all muddy and then track it all back in the door for me to clean again I don’t think

So uh we are most certainly going to play war today is our war day in fact Tina you know you girls haven’t played War yet yeah no we haven’t how about you guys join us today and if you girl if you girls win we’ll clean both

Dorms girls and boys dorm but if we win then you clean both dorms if we win we clean the girls dorm the rest of the mess is yours and you know it is fine deal deal all right girls let’s kick some butt okay everyone

Come with me we have to go all the way back oh you guys play War yes we’ll be fine we’ll split it up evenly how exactly do you play war it’ll all be explained it’s basically like a mix of like Capture the Flag meets guns oh so

War so war with I be allowed to bring my Lightsaber no what why not no no lightsabers allowed plus you’re not even supposed to have that unicorn is going to confiscate if he sees it uh-uh I always get it back what I mean to be fair she does un look

At your Vault it’ll be missing anyway well now I’m going to go look at my Vault what oh you beat us up here cuz I can fly yeah that’s fine anyway everyone to the portal here we go this will bring us to the war zone you got guys ready to play

War yeah I reckon let’s do this everyone in three 2 1 go Welcome to The Warfield girls we just have a Warfield yeah yes okay girls you go take the red side we will go take the blue side make sure you set your spawn points and get your weapons and stand in

A single file line cuz the the set Spa Point thing can be weird so uh make sure you are doing it correctly so uh all boys I want you to all stand on this staircase over here till I call your name okay and I’m going to get you all

Set up so I’ll do this one first this should be the spawn point one is so this will set my spawn I’m going to grab my weapons which I already know what I’ll be picking we’ll grab one of these we’ll grab one of these and we’ll grab uh one

Of these oh no we can we can only have one one oh wait we can only do one primary so that means I got to pick between one of these okay we’ll do well seeing as it already filled back in I’m just going to hold on to these then uh

There’s this will give us Health but we’re full on health and then this will give us our ammo so I don’t know what type of ammo I need so going to kind of grab one of each yeah that’s fine that’ll do okay cool cool let that all

Refill okay next up uh come on in Danny Danny I want you to go ahead uh grab one weapon grab one set of ammo for that weapon and then hit that command block on the wall for me Ryan I’m not going to be participating in this because a yep

Uh this is it seems like between you you guys yeah plus plus it’s pretty even without you so you be the referee yeah okay uh I want just float on over so try yeah go go give the girls a pep talk and then uh start counting down when we got

To start the war okay all right okay hurry up in there Danny we don’t have all day pip you’re the last one so we’re I’m going to go announce that we’re ready in our Tower unicorn we’re ready ah okay I’m gonna give the countdown okay uh Tony

And crew down these stairs is where our flag is uh Tony uh I’m going to put you on defense Duty with dart everyone else you’re on offense okay we’re ready wait hold on okay everybody get ready to capture the other team’s flag in three two 1 fight

Go go go go go okay uh guys start moving up I don’t see any of the girls yet where are the girls will have vehicles to the too oh I see Goldie she’s running up the field oh I hit her I got her I got another one ooh jeez I got another

One uh how do you reload uh press your reload key what’s the reload key I can’t reload so I’m just switching guns okay I’ll tell what I want to look at the controls while you do that thank you oh I just hit someone I didn’t mean

To I I just killed someone oh that’s my only shot okay R in r in the building R in the building die reload is our but you’re going to have to rebind it die uh I got the flag You I’m running cover me pip cover me cover me going oh I’m going cover me Tony oh I’m Going oh my goodness is he going to take it all the way home I got it okay break break point for Ryan everybody back here bases boys team oh that was intense play more offensive this time round two fight is everybody ready for round two ready we’re going in three two one

Go oh oh I got eliminated immediately you’re welcome oh it’s a lot more chaotic out here on the field today okay D get out get out a weapon and get out there what’s going on out there guys it seems like nobody’s able to advance currently no everybody’s kind of stuck in the middle

Oh the shotgun stins okay noted shotguns really bad o the girls team is advancing they got with extreme prejudice nice daddy coming up moving up there’s one moving up next to you we got another one I’m down again that’s okay though where’s my guns okay did anyone get Goldie yeah

Goldie died nice Dart good job Dart seems like the boys field has been cleared okay that was close they had a good push there oh whoa okay the sniper is really good apparently apparently that’s the gun I need to use wait unicorn it was not Advanced

Oh oh yes it was what it didn’t work the first time thank you Danny Danny saved my life yeah I thought so okay O Okay the battlefield is getting pretty int yeah I’m not going this it is tough oh me and Tina killed each other

It’s a real back and forth of uh of defense and offense here I mean it’s really hard to push up well have you tried using a vehicle for Speed it holds two people one one can shoot out the back and one can just go for it I’m just

Saying Vehicles might make your lives a lot easier you never know they might GAA he’s in the underground SLE unicorn man we’re yeah Al oh never mind things are just not going correctly down go down ah I died no they got it oh Dy got the flag Dany got the flag anyway

Go Dy go run run Danny oh oh Danny’s running with the flag he not he’s being shot out Danny run run I’ll cover you Danny Go cover Danny everyone that’s the mission go Danny I’m behind you go oh no Danny got shot I got the flag I

Got the flag I got the flag not today buddy let me make sure I have it okay I have it I have it I have it we’re good and we scored we scored okay all right all right stop stop stop everybody head to your bases again that’s two two

Points uh this is up to three yeah okay so it’s to three points next Point takes it oh my goodness this is intense final round fight all right boys and girls who’s ready for the third round of War ready ready we’re going in three 2 1 go

Strong Star by both teams was there a strong start by both teams yeah oh okay cookies in the tower got her Okay cookie down cookie down I got Olive keep moving up guys oh we’re seeing some hot gunfights in both bases currently in both bases well there was one in your base how’s

That defense plan going for you okay flag’s still there we’re good little bit of a scary moment there won’t lie seems like the boys have kind of advanced on the girls currently come on Tina down okay boys there’s a lot of guns in this battlefield yes there is

There’s one driving up there’s one driving up behind you Dart oh NY oh NY oh n he they’re dead they’re dead good one Dart this battle is heated is what it is it’s like a real war out here this is I won’t lie it’s pretty intense kind of wish I was

Participating okay guys we got to all push at once you ready guys group up with me group up with me all guys group up here they’re pushing out get ready push they can’t get go rush rush rush rush rush charge oh girls out on their own I’m going to

I’m going to kick you off the team work together oh they’re pushing they got me keep going guys keep going oh they’re still pushing oh oh my goodness I don’t want missiles worth the advanced ammo this is insanity out here in the girl face currently okay now I see my weapons oh

Where are they here get keep going guys just capture and start going he’s so low Danny push what are you doing uh come on Danny we got to push they F took him out it’s over they got us oh app you got P flag there wait what

My bad uh it’s okay Dart I think you would have died anyway there is a flag now see guys even when you die you got to push now we’re all dead you got to get your weapons quick before they get here what ammo does the minigun take oh

Ow unicorn I believe Minun takes basic okay thank you okay cool yeah it does okay guys push forward oh jeez there’s a lot of shooting going on around here charge oh man the boys are going for another push go go go go go charge in there oh they’re charging they’re charging

Uh oh they’re dead oh no they all died again where is it where is it oh no no no no there’s more charges they’re still going they’re keep going boys they’re flooding the base are you in the base yeah of course we’re in the base okay Ry in the base Ry in the

Base okay boys we got to keep pushing we’re not going to be able to take him out like this everyone group up in the base defend the base and once we take him out we push okay boys get ready for this floating gun I have no eyeballs

Oh man vehicles are scattered across the battlefield dead bodies where are you and Os everywhere oh oh my God war never changes what do you mean never changes war never changes what oh that should have hit come on girls you got pushed one’s pushing up I swear to God Dart I’m going to

Strangle you all right you’re going to okay got one who Rush the base tatina push guys push oh they pushing go on defense girls oh I got hit keep going keep going I swear Dart I okay now I’m going for blood you know what DART you’re you’re

You’re my next victim uhoh victim oh goodness it seems like Goldie is now targeting one of the boys where’s the baseball bats going to whack him with a baseball bat apparently with a baseball bat I have too many death things I literally can’t see with all my deaths over here no you’re dead

Oh you should definitely disable those get ton he’s almost dead where is he oh up there there go get R get R go go push push push push push oh oh they’re pushing whoop whoop ooh uh-oh uh-oh oh my goodness ladies and gentlemen no they got me outside guys

Out front up front of the base go the oh oh Dart I swear D I’m going to beat you up kid what I see I’m beating you up the dart has picked up the flag go Dart go run to me run to me and he’s heading he’s heading to the basee Run D

I got you covered go goodness Dart being the fan member of the crew I got you covered Dart just go you got it go after get in there don’t just walk Dart you take this one you took it all the way place it on the wall on the wall yes oh

My goodness yes Victory and we have three points for the boys team we did it Dart congratulations it’s over ladies and gentlemen it’s over I want everybody meet in the middle for for uh some high five since a good game oh that was a good war that was a good War you know

What that was an intense War good War everyone okay everyone gather around stop shooting please stop okay cool everyone that was a good War as per the deal uh we still have to clean our area but you got to clean your area Tina even though it’s your mess

Still going to clean it anyway guys let’s head on back to the portal let’s head on home in three two one go well that was a fun old war see now you understand the fun of War at least yeah but I think there needs to be some changes made yeah we’re going we’re

Going to fix wasn’t fair yeah I’m not going to lie it wasn’t fair cuz we were just that much better yeah yeah okay okay you be telling yourself that next time we play war I’m going to kick your butt we’ll find out Tina bye all well

Bye I’m just going to my dorm later guys bye and that was another day at daycare Academy welcome to another at day care where is Ryan hiding oh Today Ryan Ryan Ry you know I play on uh I mean I I see leaves through through leaves right get um um Ryan what your to uh your uh your body’s a little stretched oh yeah I um yeah this happens from time to time I go I have I have a disease

It’s it’s okay it’s fixed don’t hit me ow no I heard Ryan and I came catch me now director I’m gone um I’ll cash you outside cash me outside how about that I’m oh God hey hey director I’m right I’m right Ryan run run run I trapped him I trapped run run

Got to go get to go get to go go go going to go going to go going to go Bing binging binging let’s go okay Hi he went right by us he’s not in here got him wait for it wait for it and I was throwing an Apple at him why are you throwing leav all over the daycare stop did you got to clean them up it’s a mess now and My Bushes are ruined stop

It can’t catch me if I keep doing it now I have a oh now I have three saplings thanks in here in here in here in here in here quick over here stop with the leav here okay got be why why are you like this us why

Never oh where could Ryan ever be H I don’t know won he doesn’t see us he’s lying we there there’s these weird leaves here I wonder if I start to break them if I’ll see him go now get him no stop shooting get him got it Mission

Successful okay good now let’s go say hi to everybody else okay now that we ended up you know showing the director who’s I think der was doing something cool down there actually was he M der derp was doing doing something uh D what do you why is your head stretched Mission

Fails we’ll get him next time what please is that a spaceship what’s with your head why is it so stretchy spaceship it’s why is your spaceship made out of dirt space made your head stretch space stretched your face you get taller in space it stretches you oh

Guess I didn’t realize yeah yeah yeah yeah cuz your bones uncompressed space like gravity I went over there and oh no it’s already happened oh gosh oh this was a terrible mistake why are you like half this is a this was a bad idea what happened oh well we tried to send derf

Into space and he uh well you see what happened yeah I can tell um yeah well wait I have one question through ceil oh there he goes he’s going to SP again if a rock why is it inside um it’s I don’t think he did his calculations right well blame unicorn

Man he did the calculations derp just kind of s that’s what I’m saying oh yeah unicorn man mess der’s innocent all exactly hi everybody else who wasn’t in a rocket ship going to outer space huh what the did you come from ask did you stroke out when you wanted to say hey

Hey hey for is this what is this what is thisa trapped in Le prison Goldie TR LEF prison this not funny I can’t even get out wait no oh she broke it she broke out of leaf anyway more importantly oh God worse than we thought Ryan what look at dirt oh

Dear hey der I hate to break it to you but uh but uh all right you look very wrong right now it’s it’s not un it’s just it’s gotten worse now these numbers don’t add up oh my D could you come with me go with unicorn man I guess bye I

Really want to see where that leads uh yeah I’m interested to find it okay more importantly guys I had a super cool idea okay so now we already know that boys rule this daycare cuz we’re the coolest people on in this entire place so what yeah huh nuh-uh mean take care no what

Do you mean the GU run it uh no way yah way Jose uh-uh then how how about this I look okay look I never do this but goalie back me up girl I’m coming what she’s not even here director back me up guy I got you my boy Yeah Yeah Boy Director run run run run run run run just run leave leave leave leave run run run run run run run run run run run R you’re dead you’re dead he’s dead what you me no no no no listen here Tina how about this then if you want to prove it

I challenge you boys versus ghouls ghouls boys versus girls to a to a a a game off a game off um yeah where’d you go oh my goodness stop leaving oh it just keep getting worse every time you leave der der you should probably stay with him it’s Okay away for all I care how about this though girls versus boys in a game off you’re going to be Crush uh-huh oh hey I want to play a game yeah okay then how about this everyone to the portal let’s go we’re playing a game yeah portal wait wait wait wait wait we

Should we should add a bed to make this more interesting a bed what is it a bed mhm goie gie uh back me up on this okay let’s do it what should we do what is the bed what’s the bed okay okay what should we bed

On should we should we hey hey okay director director director come here come here we’ll make our own bet all right all right okay how about this how about this how about this we bet them that uh uh if they lose uh uh we get all

The cookies at snack time they have to eat the apples deal done okay we have our terms okay so do wait that’s if we win at snack time you girls get the apples we get all the cookies huh okay fair fair our bet is if

We win we get a kiss from you we you guys have to give us a kiss if we win yeah huh that’s fair term what no hey hey but the cookies what I’m not not we’re not going to lose to them we got this in the back we got

This in the back fine fine fine we’ll make it just Ryan huh God yeah just Ry I’m fine with that cuz it’s just uh we’ll win anyway and we’ll get our cookies everyone get ready to go in this portal here we go in 3 2 one go I gave you the

Portal huh where are we what what’s going on a s I didn’t become Pizza can I jump over the edge huh no there oh wait actually go ahead oh and splat you’re back oh yay C’s gone oh right it’s time for boys versus girls guys oh yeah we’re going we need to show

Them who boss okay this we got this let’s go let’s show them who’s boss we got this girl here course we do you can’t you can’t it’s build time oh oh oh well hey come down there buddy I’m I’m hey I’m doing stuff okay I got this like

What like boneless Pizza okay why would you do a boneless Pizza how could you do a bon I want that doesn’t make sense question I do me some memes every day guys do your memes every day it’s nutritious I’m a memeologist Mist a memeologist exactly it’s like a meteorologist for

Memes oh that kind make sense actually you predict you predict the meme I predict the memes oh please no yeah get back director that no we’re losing land guys come on you’re a Land wait D der you’re on the wrong team wow der no derp can be with us he’s okay

We like him hey got you Tina hey Ryan got hide bye quick I got hit Goldie oh this ain’t looking good guys come on we got to win this is for all the cookies no see you d d cookies no Ryan Yes hey peut pepper come get You oh I’m hit again uh uh R we need a game plan uh we don’t need need a game plan just shoot better director you’re just bad ow rude Goldie Goldie please gold please Goldie please derp excuse me excuse me derp what why can’t I st der stop der’s gone he’s dead oh

It’s build time build time bu a you kidding me him would have had me oh get wrecked dor you’re alive we got to win this it’s still close we can still come back from this it’s just a minor minor damage Min mining mining you’re a minor

Damage hey your mom is oh ow rude pain Agony suffering I got one got two oh no R leave me alone I got three of them shot me with an arrow you understand how that feel come here Tina quite frankly yes four Ryan okay fair I’m not

At director I got five of them six of them director oh my God you’re on fire that’s not no no come on fight me in hand like a man what where’d you go did you die Tina yeah you I thought you were still back there I I didn’t

Catch you yeah you did no I didn’t mhm I don’t think I did you did oh come on Ryan oh come on there we go ow dead guys we’re winning we’re winning keep pushing her back come on girls we got to have this we got to get this

Win Dodge and wee Dodge and wee wee like yeah that one don’t just the anime Hey ow oh hey guys they’re coming back come on hold it oh it’s build time it’s build time director what are you doing you’re just standing there you’re being useless I got you’re being useless director

Useless to this team actually better we started winning when you started leaving you should just stay away the wall build the wall yeah guys build the biggest wall ever ever I don’t have any more walls someone give me wool girl shoot shoot oh come on guys we

Almost won it we’ve almost done it it’s almost our Victory H Mary we’re beating them by two almost Mary oh we’re supposed to go this way okay director yeah what that was I watched that I literally watched you be d dumb hey stop shooting

Me H I don’t need your sass right now I got you I’m a sassy man I want to come over there and fight you with my sword why you got to get over here oh no they’re coming back guys fing peekaboo oh I ran out of AR Rose I

See you oh come on I had two perfect shots oh no come on come on I got hit again guys it’s we’re losing this one it’s not looking good all right guys let me get to Ryan let me get to Ryan let me get to Ryan how you get up there a come

On but I want to Brian build time go guys build the to the wall again you know what to do keep adding to our wall Goldie Goldie let me teach you a secret that’s D no no no no you have to build it back here what build the biggest and bestest wall

Yeah we’re the biggest and bestest wall so no one can ever break it yeah we got we got to keep them out build the wall build the wall build the wall sorry buies but we have the best wall shot the wall I see you Tina I see you send them back

No come on push up push up I’m pushing up someone cover me nope you got Ryan Goldie got me cover me okay guys we’re winning though push him back oh guys only 10 more and we got this we will get the w we will get the win

Ours oh push push past the wall we can do it guys guys are gaining ground fast no they’re not you’re too crazy we got this it’s in the bag okay come on come on guys we can’t lose now no girls we can’t lose either let’s them the greatest comeback they’ve ever seen oh

No oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God okay here we go uh get up here and oh yeah yes I got one oh no keep sending them back okay there we go there we go there we go B Time come on girls let’s build a

Wall again same exact thing guys back here no this time guys build the wall all the way towards the front that way we can show them who’s boss it’s like a it’s like a sign of power there we go okay we are the we wheel we are the

Wheel winners The Wheel of Fortune We Are The Wheel of Fortune yes no you’re not oh there oh no oh no they got a lot of ground there they got two of us yeah oh no they’re about to tie it stop it oh no they’re

Winning der I see you no oh stop it Oh no you’re being a der oh we l we losing our big wall oh no no we’re down no don’t die stop dying guys stop dying oh no no no no no no no no guys die one more time we

No how we lose good job girl what how did we lose cuz girls are better guys look look oh no boo boo we lost look oh no good thing the BET doesn’t affect me Good Luck Ryan huh what no no no this is this is going to

Be a joke right guys this is a joke this is this can’t be real going to go uh jump in the campfire over here well uh Tina you know we can we can just back to take care no okay guys quick uh jump off the edge in three two one go

Hey derp you’re finally back to normal well oh wait no you’re kind of I thought he was for minut away bye guys mind oh no uh you know look at the time of that look at the time it’s uh time to head home Tina put these balloons away no no no no

No no you stop there oh no yeah I’m surrounded you have to give me I want thank you yes dor you save Me I’m going I’m going okay okay get back here Ryan we want Square get out of there now oh go this way this way go this way go this way okay balloons I got I got balloons oh no oh God hey Tina took the

Hey Ryan um come on it’s a bet you lost baren Square fine come on I’m going home now what about goodbye okay and that was another day to another day at Day I knew that milk tasted a little bad in my cereal today what’s up doc no the milk have been sour he’s a cute little hi everybody Ryan I have a super super duper amazing surprise for you what is this super duper amazing surprise for me close your

Eyes and follow me my eyes are shut okay follow my voice this way this way it’s hard to follow a voice to your left to your left to your left there yes yes yes yes keep walking forward keep walking keep keep walking keep walking okay now

Now now look to your right stop stop walking look to your right perfect and open get out the way oh well looking at the entrance to the portal oh no no you’re missing it come back when do we get a door here look right behind me

It’s a wall of tea I built you a wall of tea with I want that one uh oh here go I picked up ex perfect you come me on if youy what’s wrong with him is he okay uh no I think he’s my fluffy buddy today

Fluffy buddy okay I think he uh it’s something to do with the milk I drank this morning honestly but I see him too and we didn’t have the same milk oh you must have had some bad milk too anyway Tina I had a really fun idea for the day

Okay okay so uh unicorn man besides the fact that you look like a buddy right now did you do what I texted you last night yeah yeah doc okay cool Perfect come with me and Goldie stop jumping around please I can hear it every time you jump oh I’m

Sorry yeah I can hear it every time you walk or do anything ever or move or move anything you do I hear okay how about this now can you hear now no no okay there you go byebye okay this way okay ti so basically I had unicorn man set up a nice little

Surprise a surprise for me yeah get in the machine what no Ryan I don’t know about that kind of surprise I just I don’t know if I trust this no you can trust it completely are you sure uhhuh cuz like I’m just not sure that that’s

Going to work and like I trust me it’ll work is this like a lad when you’re asking me to trust you and then and then if I take your hand you’ll uh you’ll fall in love with me well no let me explain oh okay okay see that’s how

That’s that’s how I have to explain okay so listen it’s very very simple I want you to be better at gaming cuz you’re only met at gaming so I want you to be better so I’ve infused my own jeans into this my my own gaming jeans into this machine to make you better

Okay let’s see if this works this is true 3 2 1 go C that hurt um who’s the hot guy that is not what I expected to guy I’m miror where’s the mirror where’s the mirror upstairs there’s GL oh well you see I didn’t expect this

Little side effect of um I’m a boy I didn’t mean to look it was my DNA can I boy it was my DNA so I expected it to make you good at gaming I didn’t expect this part of it unicorn why is it doing this

Yeah if you say Doc so help me what’s up dude he didn’t say Doc though I don’t care I’m what’s your name what’s your name Tyrone that’s what it always is girl well anyway let’s get going come on we maybe maybe it still made you a better gamer not saying that guys are

Better Gamers by the way but I’m just saying that like apparently it turned you into one and it’s my DNA and I’m good at video games maybe you’re better at video games so help me turn back right now turn it back doc no we cannot there’s a cool down oh

And we plus we got to test it come on to the portal everyone unicorn man turning back into unicorn man either way let’s go to the portal come on I’m coming wait doie doie everyone jump into the portal in three two one go yeah okay Tina Let’s test those

Jeans all right I’m going to beat you all I really don’t think so I’m going to beat you all because with M’s jeans I am an ultimate Powerhouse ion let’s see yeah let’s find out if they even worked no do the jeans fit what it’s not those type of jeans

Unicorn jeans fit jeans oh there’s they’re skinny blue je what they’re not oh my god did I really just get the Hot Potato I hate this all right watch out for that hot potato yeah thanks a too late Goldie oh my God I can’t really aim that far I’m not going to

Lie well good oh okay okay there we go oh I don’t want hot head oh hey or these wait hey hey come on come on hey come here unicor man come out I saw you whip out that bow I was like no I mess I

Got yo yo bro I don’t want no smoke come on Tyrone you’re about to go through your first test oh how how why what how I don’t know where you are so I first have to find you and then oh yeah Tyrone test one go survive did Tyrone survive no he fell

Right through right here maybe no nope Tyrone must have had an end thing to come back to life cuz Tyrone did not die oh there oh Tyrone bouncing back up yeah that’s what we oh ow what the heck oh no no no no no tyr’s dead Tyrone

You shouldn’t have died there that was definitely a false was that you man I don’t even know what I did yeah cuz like something popped and it killed me I know that was me no that wasn’t yeah well apparently I I’m the one who killed you stop stop it with the silun

What what’s wrong with silverfish why have you done this what’s wrong what’s the matter can’t kill I can’t kill cuz my zombies are in the way okay oh that was funny I’m going to get get more silverish are yes okay oh it’s a sea turtle what what oh

The whole map is a sea turt yeah it’s a turtle with a bunch of fireballs aimed at it I guess you know that is kind of dark and sinister what is that what’s going on there I’m not entirely sure okay let’s keep going I better player now uh yeah based

On what I saw there you had a good play a little bit going there but then you failed so f for execution I can’t really give you much on the jeans I don’t know if it’s working or not yet in inclusive results bit nice on you no it’s not

Those type of jeans it’s the jeans that are like that make us people oh you have no idea what I’m saying do you Goldie no yeah I didn’t think so okay perfect I got a sword and apparently also a known location Beacon I’ve gotten nothing good so this

Should be interesting even the best can come it on top with nothing don’t get in here I’ll punch you hopefully so I want to win well we’ll find out if you have what it takes I wish I could sit on the stack of pigs I think you can no I don’t I don’t

Think you can really did I really get more disco slippers so how are those jeans coming there I I I mean Tina so far has failed but I mean it’s only been one round so I mean you’re failure not much to judge off of right it’s only been one round

Failure you just get need more testing is all you think so I think you need more testing but I mean if the tests prove to be false well then they prove to be false there’s not much you straight up got a failure look out fist upgrades oh that’s zombies

Ryan right what are you going to do against my zombies oh oh okay okay okay what am I going to do yeah shoot them off the edge one at a time oh where’s unicorn man at um kind of in a sticky situation you’re or should I say a slimy situation

Oh no no no no no no come on Tyrone what are you going to do you’re in a tough spot but you got to overcome it make you sick that’s what I’m going to do well that’s not doing much but you can’t see now I see just

Fine I what I hit you with theuse Tyrone come fight me well that’s not working no oh no no no no go get them my dogs go go get them please follow me zombies there we go where’s unicorn man I don’t know no no no no no

No no no no goal’s taken care of a oh no oh no Clap the brid for that’s okay that’s okay that’s okay I’ll go over here is he still is alive I don’t even know man I was looking for him I don’t even know what’s going on with him he just

Seems to be stuck in a situation I’ll worry about him in a sec oh my God unicorn man I need help you need a big strong man to come save you I’ll save you I need a big strong man no one teleport to unicorn

Man cuz you would die me oh well I was going to go save him but now I’m not than oh no no no the dogs killed me oh what okay unicorn you can’t fail this you got it what is happening unicorn where are you do not

Fail uh just look for the the massive massive massive amount of slimes is this was this your plan the whole time no this was an accident I got stuck on the ladder but they kept hitting me did they get killed by the cactuses is that what

Happened no they kept hitting me I had to push them away because I couldn’t get up the ladder and then the ultimate trap would be to get someone stuck in there how how would I just get her stuck in here though I don’t know well here’s oh

I see I see yeah you can’t really miss all the I don’t know unicorn come up with a plan you got this uh there oh oh Ryan you’re suck in this hole over here no I she know she’s the one who literally watched me die Ryan what no no

No no no Ryan is stuck in this hole she got stuck she got stuck in it she oh no she got out she got out she got out she got out she got out how do I I how do I even I can’t even get out of here though

Her do she’s stuck surrounded by little slimes and her dogs are making more slimes oh no I can’t I Unicorn oh no no that’s not going to work unicorn jump and hit backwards jump and it backwards she’s through the she’s over the L you can hit off the edge yes

Yes be to you won after you you almost just got eaten by all the slimes but you still won what that wasn’t fair three that’s fair nuh-uh the environment was put against me so what that’s fair Tina you are just you’re failing your testing I don’t think it’s

Working it’s working your perfect so with your jeans with my jeans create a power I think she has perfect excuse because I am an element of Randomness fine we’ll keep going you know even you have a hard time dealing with my that’s why I said we’ll keep going we keep

Trying weird obscure things that happen to me somehow the big sign will be if she dies to Goldie at some point then you know there’s something wrong the big sign why why is there more why is there did you get more no is this bringing back memories okay I

Managed to get them away that was close I punched them all off before they could split before they could split well they split and then I kept punching them off I got dabbed on you got dabbed on no bro I’m not going to lie that actually

Really scared me two down I just minding my own business and Fireball came at me three down one more oh oh you missed Ryan I’m out a hold on let me see if I can get more oh that’s a big slime who’s very not happy to see me can

You’re going slip off sorry Tyrone what no no bye got her on that one that is a fail another fail for Tina they’re they’re not failures they just how is this even fair testing I I don’t think this is fair this is fair testing yeah okay okay

Let’s try one other test okay this time we’re going to put you in a fight against Goldie if you can’t beat someone like Goldie then it’s definitely a failed exam or failed machine thing so let’s find out on me the whole time Goldie you have to verse Tina so you two

Duke it out unicorn you can do what you want and then we’ll just clean up afterwards I’m the Ki doing what I want okay Goldie vers Tina begin I’m thirsty for blood EXC me what I thought you wanted my number I thought you want to

Go on a date that is oh yeah you want to go a date no goodness just do your stupid fight oh wow now you’re dead Tina now you won’t get Tyrone should have taken it I’ve been trying to get that for years I’ve tried to help

You I do let you no you don’t it’s not it’s not my fault that she doesn’t understand no I’ve tried to set her up with you before and you were like I don’t want it like this you can’t be forced what that’s cuz you you were

Trying to do my control stuff all right that’s a good point what either way let the fight begin in the center I want to see this in the center of the arena in the center yeah go away Goldie yeah Goldie you got let her into the center

Okay she’s almost dead yeah exactly yeah Goldie that is that is off limits you got to at least let her in the center okay oh Ryan watch out that’s fine I’m under a tent it’s just taking out these chickens okay I’m going to go make a tower somewhere so I can watch this

Fight get my heart back okay I got my tower to watch the fight all right okay let the fight begin no I literally am not back at hell so hold on I don’t know that sounds like an excuse to me unicorn what do you think sound like used to you

He literally said to let me get to the middle first yeah and you’re taking your time get to the middle and fight I have a one up for you no no there you go you’re good you’re good let the fight begin she’s in the middle begin fight

I’m not I L okay you’re in the middle fight ridiculous oh there she’s not a total failure dead no are you serious see you would have seen the Trap coming from the beginning but you didn’t see the Trap coming you are definitely not me you don’t have my jeans I would have seen

Through that ruse but you didn’t see through it what if I win yeah plus not that was about you me your number am I allowed to win Ryan no good darn I’ll take it to give you my number dat and there we go guys I think I’ve come to

The conclusion e the experiment didn’t work I was try to Tower and every every to just go ahead and turn turn around and jump into the big portal thing in 3 2 1 go well apparently something went wrong cuz you didn’t get any better you just stayed a

Boy come on tyone why not let’s dat well I guess you’re going to be an average gamer your whole life let’s go turn you back bye unicorn stop hopping around ho oh no do doc he said doc what what why why do we even have machines anymore what’s the purpose

I don’t understand that maybe one day they’ll work and make us rich you’re not wrong it’s a fair point okay TAA into the machine I hope this turns in three two one go okay did that work get back to normal thank goodness I couldn’t stand

Being a boy how do you guys do it what do you mean what’s wrong what’s so better so much better no being a guy is better what is better about being a girl well if you’re a girl then people are nicer to you and people don’t beg

You to date them and and oh I did that to you huh yeah yeah I mean what it’s not that bad I’m going home that was another day