MahNameIsJohn – Minecraft BUT It’s Not For Kids…

Dud if you want our friendship to end just say it [ __ ] it’s getting ridiculous man trying to John’s laugh is so contagious right there oh my God I don’t get it I don’t get it David yes uh you’re on the main screen I am on the bottom left you see

The little uh the bottle yes click it what’s your hours played can you say yours first nah say yours first can you please say yours first nah mine’s not that High m not that high uh-huh relative to what 423 hours holy [ __ ] not even loaded in yet he’s not even loaded

Into his own realm yeah how does that happen what a loser you got that boo boo Internet it’s a fox can I give the fox berries they do they take big I tamed a fox dude I haven’t evened it yet and youve tamed a fox oh no I didn’t tame it

I made it so it can breed it’s horny you made the fox submissive and breedable Minecraft at 8:59 p.m. was a mistake a turtle oh my God oh my God oh my God murder have you seen this underground cave where I think I just said giraffe by accident but this

Underground you did not say giraffe what did I say you said what he said did you see this underground cave oh did I say cave thank God hold on why wasn’t I spawned with the map none of us were spawned with the map you did the spawn stupid he did it he did

It oh no [ __ ] dude they updated this a baby wolf don’t hit it it’s going to kill you ow it hit me do it to the bigger one over there to the bigger one it’s running away yeah he’s scared he saw what I did to his little cousin oh

Oh damn he two shot that wolf they don’t call me two pump chump for nothing oh a turtle a turtle Mur there was two turtles they were inside of each other I just disrupted some turtle sexs I was trying To hey David help me David David underneath you wait no are well now I’m by myself hey can you give me the coordinates yeah -700 I want to be around people I don’t want to be here oh God oh my God a skeleton let me kill me and me in the arms of

Triangles hey the way you die is kind of cool now yeah you want to do it again no hey chill stop stop stop stop I’m going to get this zombie oh oh mother this zombie pushed me and he just ared me into the lava Kobe I than to John I said

Hey man I’m going to go to McDonald’s real quick I said I’m going to run to McDonald’s and he said don’t trip and then you know what David proceeded to do David texted me dude I tripped and I’m like damn do you need a Band-Aid and he’s and he’s like yes

Please and then uh he gets home and I was waiting on the couch with two Band-Aids uh Disney princess Band-Aids it was honestly the most friendship thing that’s ever happened to Me come to – 367 233 I found where we will build our next home gentlemen stand on this block right here all right now look at me now proceed to look to your Right that’s beautiful all right there we go let’s go to the top of that mountain so we’re just going to ditch our base over there it’s Mountain Base dude you know if that was floating it’d be even better what’s that is that like the plat the suicide

Platform yes okay dude our house is coming together pretty well you made the path stupid it’s offset it’s blocked you made the path stupid I didn’t put this here you put this first section here hey the sun’s Rising everybody let’s look at the sunrise what a beautiful thing I hope you guys

Don’t mind this house is going to be made out of dirt John I hope you don’t mind but our house is literally made out of fences oh cave real cave drip Stone oh there’s so much coal creeper oh man wait wa wait don’t kill that spider wait wait wait wait I want

To hit it with dripstone hang on I want to hit it with let’s go it worked it yeah I ha it does the drip Stone do damage if you like fall on it it does be careful falling on the spike I have a half heart it’s okay it’s okay we know what we

Signed up for when we came into this mind please don’t test this Theory Co you guys are just [Laughter] dying what happened what the f happened I don’t know how much of coal was yours but we’re going to split it anyway so I just kind of split it in half cuz this

Communism I know damn straight I had more than you know I don’t know if it’s us getting older but Minecraft definitely got harder I don’t think it got harder we just went into the mine with no armor think about that I think it just got harder except these remember hey hey

Hey remember I was on one Health that was a one sh a regular skeleton get away oh my pickaxe broke oh no oh man maybe Minecraft did get harder me hey I’m playing ring around the Ros was the skeleton is shooting so much get in bed Kobe we all need a hold hands

Through this troubling time cuddle throughout the night oh I made three furnaces on accident I believe that correct terminology is a fer ey they’re wall decore at this point Dude if you want our friendship to end just say it it’s getting ridiculous man John’s laugh is so contagious right there oh my God just trying to smoke my Iron Man I don’t get it I don’t get It which one of you tuckle kns are [ __ ] with I’m just trying to craft fences dude John’s D I’m just going to place my Gates around it’s good enough I’m good I’m Calm dude I got to go I got to leave this house I got to leave this again I cannot hey this spider wants to get in I think I’m going to let him in is he after me hey spider spider spider spider oh yo he’s after me help me he’s not attacking

You though he’s staring he’s after me he’s trying to jump but something’s stopping him if I get close to him I’m taking damage he’s argro but he won’t do anything oh yeah he is right got Snider what Snider oh what oh he’s putting his in my face dude

Take care of him I don’t I don’t know about this great his testicles dropped David may I ask why is this farm so far away from the house uh you don’t want your agriculture in your suburban areas close together can you stack them three you can Colby

They can get huge wait how big can you make it no just three okay oh no dude it’s you m let’s let’s make it bigger this is our new found Mission wait let me make sure it goes It goes yep it’s infinite oh no oh my God wait we need to

Display this actually like a banner like a like like on the on the suicide thing on the suicide yes ooh I can go get more dripstone yeah we need quite a bit more editor put dramatic music in do a dripstone collection Montage somehow get the footage from my

Xbox and then that’s not he’s my editor not yours he listens to me he’s in my basement drip Stone Collection Montage cool there’s a freaking polar bear kobby kobby kobby kobby Kobe kobby kobby kobby we need to poach him waa killing polar bear I oh that’s what poaching you know

As a kid I always thought poaching just meant taking I just stole a polar bear can we get back to what you thought uh poaching was when I was when I was a little kid I thought pushing just meant just seeing on the side of the run and

Just taking him does it not sound like it just means you just grab him and just H you know what justifiable you know what editor just put up the definition of poaching up on the screen well yeah I know what it means now okay well we have a polar bear now

You brought a wild animal into our house you’re hanging what oh god did you just hear him he sounds distressed I wonder why I wonder why he sounds distressed okay you stand in the on yep there you go for the crime of carrying two gs of marijuana in your

Pocket your sentenced to death I’ll pay you in Gold let it rip gold it did nothing it did it was satisfying but it didn’t do anything like that’s freaking crazy it looked cool though all right well that’s it for me tonight I’m I sleep