Mapqua – How I KILLED The President Of My Schools Minecraft SMP…

This is my school’s minecraft server and this is me breaking into the white house carrying out my master plan to assassinate the president and i’m going to show you the various events lead up to me killing the leader of the server so let’s go back to the beginning the

Very beginning when the server had just started and all the players were going in their different ways but you see for some reason clutch just decided to hunt me down straight away why is he coming after me yeah now after this he did leave me alone and

With my teammate arch we managed to get some basic materials and you could say that everything was going nice and smoothly that was until i came up with this action all right take this stone axe yeah i really haven’t seen that that’s beyond the point all right what if we just

Ruin the service launch for everyone else that sounds like a great idea so we began to start exploring the jungle and tracking the rest of the server down And in literally no time we found some other players okay you see the enemies other down that they’ve done and they’re done yeah they’re not digging straight down so if you’re still unsure these players were literally right below us and we were planning on killing them jumping just smell Oh wow this is why you turn things straight down this is actually a blessing in disguise because one of the players that we saw earlier for some reason happened to be at spawn oh i see one i see when i see one and as he’s one of my best mates

From school i knew that he wasn’t that good at pvp yes and i promised you that this isn’t stage but when i was going back to where i died before i ran into the other player who i’d seen earlier oh i see it i see one of those i see one

Of the other ones i see on the other ones i see one of the other ones i see them i see them i see them oh he locked off he locked up he locked up he looked up why are they wrong oh he’s not he’s back he’s back he’s back

Yes all right come on now we both decided that that was enough chaos for the beginning of the server so we decided to settle down gather some resources get some food you know and just be an actual good member of the server and you know we built things we

Explored we even reconciled with the players that we killed earlier now allowing something they’d forgive me was my biggest mistake because at the service valentine’s event well you’ll see so just for some more information i was planning on going with a player named manny phil oh there he is he’s up there

That’s him To show you something i wanted to show you this basically i have what is it wait where that where is it Um hello what oh oh no oh no okay what why are you guys here do it randy how could you do this to me this guy was a weird cat it was their idea it was their idea oh no okay okay oh why are you guys

Coming after me i didn’t do anything i just wanted a valentine why are you coming after me she’s a joke isn’t it it’s a joke it’s just a joke okay no you’re not joking you’re not joking what are you doing i just wanted a valentine i just wanted a valentine you’re dead

I just wanted to valentine please please i just wanted a valentine’s day Oh please weird noises please please dead end dvd ah just leave me alone please good bro come on look we need some minecraft youtuber to minecraft i’m sorry i’m sorry oh now these guys didn’t even give my stuff back now i was fuming i was completely embarrassed i mean you know a man’s

Underserved levels of distress when he starts making noises like this now i’ll hop to nicole with arch you managed to give me some decent stuff and together we came up with a plan for revenge you see that done i’m pretty sure that’s like manny’s base or um like

Blue tv or rascals i’m not sure but i’ve just seen them like in there i don’t know if it’s one of their bases but basically yeah i think you should go in there and like just destroy it or something so i decided to send archery

For as he had much better gear and he just wasn’t as much of a target but some of the other players happened to be at spawn did they see i don’t know basically i’ll be your lookout like if they come near the house or anything i’ll be there all right like try and

Fill it with water or put water on the top of it or something yeah put water on the top of it or something you can just water look at it and like just break their chest and stuff right do they have chests in there break their

Chest just break their floor a bit you know yeah i think you’ve briefed that enough so then we both decided to log off for the night but when i logged on the next day there was announcement that would be presidential electors to help solve the problem of griefing and killing and i

Also found out that the three candidates would be arching manny films on rascal which means he’ll have a pretty high chance of having a president that absolutely hates me first election of yeah school smp is this way will be march now you should vote me for

President because i am i am i am very charismatic now at this point i was definitely thinking what sorry rubbish is this your big like there’s no way he’s gonna get elected with that awful speech well let’s see what the other ones were like 25 hours have

Passed it seemed to be a lot longer than that my dad died yesterday that 25 hours so now i thought that there was a much bigger chance of arch getting elected hello my name is raskop and i’m running for president this year um on school s p

I’m i’m willing to eat moldy potatoes and rotten flesh because i want to tackle world hunger food waste poverty the environment and homelessness Now it was time for the results the winner it’s raskop thank you thank you thank you i’m so so done we had lost i’ll just uh say some words and then quickly uh say what i’d like to do right away with this position so i’m happy

That you guys picked me and i just want to say quickly the main reason i got this role is for one thing and that is to exile mapquar what oh no no so whilst everyone else was celebrating with the president i was forced to run far away from spawn unable to get my

Items back of course without being killed now the only advantage that came out of this was that all of the terrain was unexplored and unlooted meaning i was able to get much much much better stuff than i had before and after around half an hour i had some seriously good

Gear and most importantly i had a master plan to assassinate the president so let me explain the first thing i did was build a series of tunnels connecting the outside of the server to the white house so i could sneak in without being caught next thing i needed was a distraction

And arch said he could deal with that and the final step was to follow through with the plan i’m pretty nervous because there’s like there’s like a million different things that could go wrong but it’s really weird though because like i don’t see rascal like he’s the president i don’t

He’s not online but there’s doing like a president thing upon further inspection i learned that rascal had stepped down as president making blue teddy the new president of the server oh i see all their name tags maybe i can get past all of them i mean i’m not sure then i’m

Gonna join their call and see what they’re doing laws in which our country shall run under door number one workers must work 20 hours a day mandatory on the potato or in the forest when do i have time to hang out with your mom on the weekends okay How many mothers do you have three many four many many how many are coming i’ve take i’ve taken many in my spare time and taking this my own how am i gonna get up the stairs so why to come up with a way to distract them without arch

The sky what’s in the sky i don’t see anything All right take one step one step closer the president is dead one step closer than the president’s dead all right i can probably kill you one step closer and he’s dead one more hit and he’s dead one more hit and he’s dead all right if

You don’t want him to die all right i’m gonna need all of your stuff all your time now oh god right now why would he take off right now right now right now he’s dying oh he’s dying one minute because if he dies someone else is gonna have to get reelected and that

Could be me okay okay drop yourself right now though the president’s dead right now one more hit in the presence of drop your stuff right now all of it all creepy you as well all do your stuff and the shield and the food and the food or the president’s dead

Step back step back as well step back step back the president’s dead in the corner get in the corner now get the car all in the corner now what