Mind-Bending Duel: Joseph’s Minecraft Dimension Adventure

Oh yeah there was the suggestion that talwin made uh that i was totally gonna implement which was to have a bespoke channel on the discord server with a voice chat thing so you guys could listen to what to what i was saying in real time those

Of you who are playing along rather than having the stream lag and i totally forgot to do that i did fully plan on doing that uh between the last stream and this time and i haven’t done it i might do it on the uh on a break or

Something when we’ve got some time because it’ll take a little bit of setting up Anyway here we are welcome oh i have a staircase directly over my head where am i incidentally where am i in the world i am here and our village is there why is there a staircase over my head is this someone marking my last location someone trying to guide me back It’s a very good idea and i haven’t i haven’t done it anyway for those of you who want this shader pack by the way this is sonic aether’s ultimate shader pack uh which is very pretty it is very graphics card et so um i’m running this on an nvidia gtx 2080 no rtx

2080 super um and it just about manages it does struggle a bit when i’m streaming at the same time so uh do be uh be aware that you might not be able to cope if you download it but i do thoroughly recommend it because it’s very pretty and there’s a zombie run

Run run run run run run this way here is our village save me i’m being i’m being chased by a zombie there we go yep did it did it we’re home now i have no items because i died horribly last time all i have is my bouncy boots

And my sling everything else was tragically lost uh because i i committed crimes against uh my people and was right righteously punished um so now i have nothing but that’s fine my house is over there on that island i will need to get some things

Um i can acquire things i can build a mine and all of that uh and i want to i want to make i want to build up my house a bit i wanted to have a glass floor over there now i think i did leave a chest full of some sand things

So i might head in that direction but i do need food um can i have any is there any one sec can i have some food from anyone hi bard i like your house it’s very pretty and you’re not gonna hear this for another bunch of seconds because of the

Stream lag because i didn’t set up the chat thing but hi you will bring me bread i would love some bread some bread would make me very happy and i’m nodding to indicate that yes please ah thank you Yes it is lucian and minecraft the world is crazy it’s very true ah yes no cacti do need water they just don’t need as much as non-cacti plants thank you bad you are the best bird that i know i like the way we’ve built around this

Tree it’s very cool or did someone plant this i don’t know but i love the way this tree city is integrated with with the trees that’s exactly what i envisaged for it i love it now how do i get up there how do i get up to uh butane’s house

How how do i access your house it’s not connected to the rest of the epic forestry kingdom no no oh gosh okay that’s not quite what i wanted to happen do i need to lift to my island i would love a lift to my island talon take me

Bring me let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go oh here’s butane’s house oh it’s very pretty i like it i love your big tree very nice very pretty stuff lovely right taiwan can you take me to my island please no tell when you fell down can we go to the island away

And we can see our tree city from above isn’t it pretty i think it’s coming along really nicely lovely spirit of cooperation thank you talwin and we’re coming to my island over here my little slime island base exciting times thank you thank you thank you i’ll take my taxi driver hang on

That’s that’s only appropriate talent i was gonna tip you oh that one’s gone never mind then um and just like that he swoops away anyway we’re very high up here um now i made glass and i wanted to make a glass floor over this

In order to allow us to look down at the pretty slime underneath now do i want glass panes or glass blocks this is the question i’m not sure i might try both now how do we do glass panes they look like there you go they look like that don’t they

Now i think glass panes will only be vertical and not horizontal so i think it’s going to look funny yeah i know that looks weird we don’t want that blocks it is that was a waste of some glass but you never know we might be able to use the

Rest of the panes for something at some point windows very good for windows so we need to have a layer of blocks along here exactly one above all the slime so we can look down and see the pretty slime because we’ve got to preserve nature conservationist server saved the world

Yay for the server it’s a superhero no no no no no that’s in the wrong place oh sort of glass shards nice and i’m going to build it around the trees so we’re not damaging them in any way we’ll just have to oh gosh just have to live with them

No no i’m stuck i’m stuck in the slime can you die glass hmm good that was very quick downloading the mod pack armature what’s your internet connection if you’re able to do that because it’s massive and it takes like 10 minutes to load are you sure you got the right one it uh

Gosh i’m very jealous those are the sorts of internet speeds i get when i’m back in my flat at uni but alas at home i don’t get don’t get anything like that oh i’m running out of glass oh no and if i waste it like that that’s not going to help

Oh i need to collect those bits can’t have them i’ve got to pick up our litter there we go There we go but anyway i’m sorry you can’t connect to the server unfortunately i can’t provide technical support while i’m streaming because it really doesn’t lend itself very well to uh well to running a stream um but someone else might be able to help you out i don’t know right there we go Right need more glass need more glass and we’ll take this torch because we don’t need that here we go now i’ve got to get back up there maybe if i put this down i can stand on it there we go lovely oh and i have things that’s good to know

I’d forgotten they had things hey wolf scribbles welcome to the stream see look how pretty it is all lit up with torches like that isn’t that nice now i feel sad that i’m not there i put myself all the way up here and i’m no longer part of the tree city

I might go back and build another house down there Well i’m gonna need more stuff because i need more sand fundamentally in order to make more glass because i’m out of it but i can make a little bit more i need many torches exactly i certainly do but yeah so uh do let me know if you

Think of any more of those custom name lines for lucian that’s really gonna help me out with getting the new update ready as soon as possible so uh do let me know here we go right Well we can continue building the walls then with all the wood that i got while i’m waiting for a daylight so i can go and get more uh sand that could be useful what do you teach shadow wolf what’s going on in the chat not sure about that line thank you Darwin teaching geology very exciting i don’t know anything about geology apart from that there are rocks Lovely stuff now i like my houses to be three blocks high so one two three so the level above that needs to be the next floor nope there we go like that this can be my roof because i always think two is just a bit too low it just gives you that feeling

Of just having being a bit boxed in i like to think of rocks as pretty or are they disgust Remind me what sedimentary rocks are it’s something to do with the ocean isn’t it because it’s sediment tell me about geology teach me shadow wolf i wish to know i like learning new things i like knowing things i’m quite into knowing things at the moment

It’s one of the ways one of the things i’ve been doing in lockdown is trying to learn about more stuff now it is going to make it very dark in here unless i get some more torches because i don’t have any gonna end up with zombies the ocean is one major depositional

Environment for sedimentary rocks now one of the things i’ve been learning about is cosmology that’s one of the things i was reading a lot about lately stephen hawking stuff because i find that very interesting cementation and compaction what is cementation then shadow wolf The server is connecting but it says 1.3 in red and won’t let you connect that sounds problematic No i’m out of planks to which you say don’t worry joseph you’re a plank thing is of course there’s a finite limit to how much wood i can put along my ceiling here it’s uh physicists call it planck’s constant hmm okay that sounds fun shadow wolf ice age rocks they’re very old

Yeah butane’s got it exactly that is correct that is how many planks i can put on this floor Oh what have i done i’ve created confusion i’ve got the levels wrong i doubled up somehow there i might need to sort that we will investigate but i need more materials because i’m running out oh yes make sure it’s text it 3 l e and not text it 3.14

Armata that’s one thing oh i hit rebel grey she’s coming what did you like come on on i found a puzz cat she’s a little bit wet i think she’s been outside oh hey what hey odera rat welcome to the stream pause all right i’ll give her those treats that you guys requested

I don’t know if she holds onto my hand like that yeah hi hello these are definitely wet paws right you sit there with spike no stay stay still if you jump off i just you just need to come back up again to get your treats come on come over here look

She is magnificent isn’t she she says mew such wisdom oh no there goes her treats i think if gray was a tr well gray would have to catch you to eat you and she’s not the best hunter something to do with her uh having a bell around her neck i think yeah

She tries and sometimes she gets things but not very often no okay and she’s gone anyway that was her her guest appearance you’ll probably ask to leave in a minute that is a black screen why why is that now black it should come up hopefully why would she be she gets treats in

Water whenever joseph talks to the light screen yeah i suppose so oh look it’s daylight that means we can go on our epic expedition our epic expedition there’s iron pickaxe i lost my pickaxe called clive i don’t know what happened to that thanks for the follow sanglerfish hey welcome to the stream celestial

Seven heavens do you mean the lucian update odira rat because if you’re excited for that you can help it get ready faster by um uh by helping suggest um how to make oh well it’s helping suggest ways to use custom names if we can help suggest some more lines i

Can use with custom names that will mean i can get version 1.6.0 done extra speedy like now where do i want to go i need more wood and i need more sand i could do with a shovel really why did i name my pickaxe clive because clive is a perfectly normal pickaxe yes

Oh you speak of minecraft because uh i use mod packs my idea which tend to be a fixed version the new update for minecraft won’t really affect me um hmm i can use the wood and make myself some more equipment that helps us going to need that and i’ll probably need an

Axe got an ax to grind here okay we are good to go on our expedition so bad says i’m trying to build a stairway from the main city that hooks back up to joseph’s island bridges but i’m having a hard time angling myself to place the blocks and

They keep falling bad luck bad oh very exciting times nooner right gotta get there to our portal so we can go to the island where we can chop things down safely uh and pop flop says you have sand i would love some sand that would be good right here we go yeet Now where is the staircase nice pillar here oh a skeleton heck a heckin skellington run oh in memory of clive jr a good boy what happened to clive jr why is he in memory of didn’t we leave him on the island or did something happen to him He died oh that’s not very nice when did that happen That’s sad i’m sorry Poor clive jr an interesting chest full of interesting things whose house is this shack castle of one mags marine verdancy interesting right so where’s the portal oh the portal’s down downstairs isn’t it down at the bottom of the mine shaft Where how how get down Yes you have sand this would be good where are you hello i would like your sand please Oh no sand ah sand thank you thank you you are good here have have a bread as thanks enjoy most delicious yes very good thank you that is plenty of sand to get me going um i also need wood to burn so that’s that’s cool marine vertically i have plenty of sand now

Thank you but i need to go to the um the portal to the land of ice and snow where we can chop things down no the bread is most delicious not the sand if minecraft were a plain of oblivion who would be the daedric prince of minecraft it feels like definitely like

Sheogorath territory to me Where was the mine shaft somewhere around here there it is doink doink doink To the land of ice and snow right trees all right trees it’s time to face your doom chop chop choppy chop chop chop chop chop chop i love snow it’s so snowy yay yeah sorry about the delay um when we take a break or at some point

Or between now and the next stream i will try and set up a uh a little voice feed in the discord server for those of you who are playing multiplayer so you can hear me in real time rather than with a delay if that helps

Ah this tree this tree can do the day sorry oh no there’s more there’s more look there’s more logs lovely stuff clive is flying a plane no one told me about that i don’t think he’d be a very good pilot i think it’s quite difficult to do the joysticks and

And the uh buttons and everything with his big hooves i think he and he wouldn’t need a plane you know because he can he can go anywhere yay i love that i love that mod the tree capitator mod where it makes all the tree fall down it

Makes me very happy it’s very satisfying yeah i was uh willfully misinterpreting shadow wolf right let’s have another tree you tree prepared to be chopped perfectly normal pilot this is your captain speaking to those of you who’ve been asking if i am in fact a horse i say to you nay [Applause] Oh i’m hilarious such fun thanks for the bits celestial seven heavens glad you enjoyed my excellent comedy i am very funny it’s a little known fact there are many people who disagree for some reason but but for me you know i know in my heart that i am hilarious

When i said i wanted to be a comedian they all laughed at me but they’re not laughing now are they huh oh i forgot to plant we need to plant more trees how did the idea of lucian manifest oh well i started out trying thinking about making a quest mod

Rather than a follower mod um funnily enough my early experimentation with modding i was trying to mod in um felix uh these are this is just modding memories coming from though that i’ve not talked about in interviews or things before so this is an exclusive for you guys

At some point i was planning oh hey amateur welcome to the uh to the server my plan was to bring in you know do a sort of lonely worlds tie-in thing so yeah the plan was to do that uh and then i thought no follower instead is easier

And um well a little bit more to it than that but i was thinking of other ideas you know i was finding it quite difficult to do the whole quest mod on its own um so i am and i wasn’t sure the concept was working either

Of what i was trying to do so i was thinking of other ideas and i had a few ideas for other quests and one of them was the very early ideas for what became the oblivion engine hey bard um which i ended up reusing in the lucian mod

And oh gosh i hear a zombie nope so yeah i decided to do a follower mod and i was thinking of what is different you know what makes him what would make him stand out and all of skyrim or a lot of skyrim’s followers and characters and everything

Are obviously big warrior types uh they’re fighters hardened warriors um and there are very few that were wusses geeks oh no yes it has really this is my domain now um so i thought i would make one who was different you know and a lot of

Him just sort of came from the idea of of me you know a lot of there’s a lot of me in there a lot of my character that i wanted to put into uh into the mod how my eye reacts to a lot of scarring things hey nihan

Uh and a lot of it was stuff that i thought would be funny you know uh all that sort of thing really stuff that i thought would be funny stuff that was like me sort of hodgepodge together the characters sort of characters always do this with writing really is that you

Start them off and then they tend to just grow on their own they tend to uh to build up um this is often what i find with writing and lucian was one of those characters you know that kind of just spun off into his own thing um and i was very

Pleased with that is this your staircase that you’re building bard so um yeah he grew naturally into his own whole thing and i was very happy with where he got to and then i just sort of took it from there um hey bard your staircase has run out we’ve run out of staircase

This is problematic um sorry my train of consciousness keeps derailing this evening um i’ll just wait here until you finish building the staircase no it’s fine i’ll um i’ll go the other way up my mountain route that way blood mime joined the game welcome blood mime or rohingy we

Use the map oh no okay i need to bounce my way up wait did your name change that’s weird i assumed you’d chosen that deliberately no you didn’t get assigned names not at all you must have assigned it yourself surely unless talwin knows about this talwin knows everything about minecraft oh gosh

You might of course have been hacked or something that’s always possible is there someone else who could be using your minecraft account has changed your name for some reason to mess with you i don’t know i need to get over there and i’m over here let’s try it doing yes

Oh no i’m stuck in oil well that’s bad no i can’t escape i’m stuck let me out i don’t know i don’t know how you change your minecraft name do you have to apply to get your username changed or how do you go about doing it you’d think a hacker would change the

Password yeah maybe it’s been erroneously changed maybe they meant to change someone else’s name and accidentally changed yours right where’s that bread let’s get this bread to eat some bread mmm delish right sand make me glass oh actually i might have some um uh what do you call it charcoal to make

Some torches that might be handy yes there are so many mods on there aren’t huh doo doo Okay that’ll do and we’ll swap that over for sand now bake the sand make the glass thank you baked potato right now i need some sticks oh i didn’t realize you could do it like that it was changed on the 12th of february oh bad luck blood mom i would definitely

Change your password then asap mm-hmm Oh i’ll come to the nether with you ninja cheddar bisques give me a minute let me leave all this cooking i’ll come on an adventure i don’t have any equipment though um if anyone’s got a sword i could borrow that would be handy for another adventure

I know jamie isn’t on the list oh dear a rat no one’s requested that one yet but yeah does anyone have a sword ninja you have my old things do you still have them that’s good let me put this stuff away hold on to the torches they might be useful Yeah well sorry odira but i’m sure you understand i couldn’t if i started just doing everyone you know taking name requests from just anyone uh you know who asked then then i would never we’d never have another update you know that’ll be all i ever did Right i’m on my way no just missed darn you know the only way i’m able to uh do name requests at all is to limit it as a special thank you for patreon supporters otherwise it would just have to be no can’t take any request for anyone ever

Oh the mine shaft with the portal door oh fighting where is the mine shark i can never find it hello here we are hello i’m ready oh things thank you out of the way there you go stand here and i will receive my things thank you very much

This is very handy oh were these trousers mine don’t suppose you’ve got a sword kicking around there as well have you ninja i must have had a sword at some point did you end up with one of those of course i’ve got to wait for the oh frying pan that’s very useful

I’ll leave that there i’ll put that there any kind of weaponry okay does anyone have one then does anyone have a sword i could borrow yes frying pan is bonks no damage we may need damage you see oh bad says hold on a sec you’re gonna be my savior

Oh yay oh no it went away sword thank you right i’m ready for an adventure let’s go let’s go let’s go i’m ready i’m ready i’m ready i’m ready i’m ready i’m ready Oh world map needs confirmation uh yes i don’t know uh slingville automatically based in the world spawn but the game is aware of from breakthrough servers using the vanilla composition for a custom function i don’t think so i think that’s fine thank you so much for the sub anonymous gifter uh

Yeah simple servers with a single world yeah we’re a single world aren’t we how do i confirm i confirm this map go on then right here we go where are we going where did everyone go guys guys wait for me wait for me ah well there you go they learned from

Minecraft then shadow wolf this is very exciting oh it’s a dead end much like life life don’t talk to me about life here i am brain the size of a planet stuck opening and closing doors Oh oh no there is a way this is the way oh it’s not the way are we stuck is it just tunnels there’s no escape why this way in particular what have we decided is this way hey gamer victor yes good you keep doing it very good

You dig dig the hole good hole well done uh this is probably not worth pausing your game for gamer victor i am a dwarf and we’re ticking a hole Go team this is great yeah i believe in you you can do it keep keep digging very good you you dig away oh shadow of war is great oh we’re underneath look there’s overworld above us if we were to go up now we might or maybe it’s below us i’m never really sure

But i can see on the map there’s a cavern we could just keep going this way this works too oh we’re changing direction i can hear a gas too let’s go say hi oh i’m on fire oh no oh no oh no oh dear oh gosh help does anyone have any way of

Making this not be a thing um that will will i will i burn out do i just die now how do i prevent this being a problem oh it’s fine everything’s fine everything is fine look i got better i got better uh does anyone have food do you have food

I’ve got a frying pan i can cook an egg right so this bit is lava that’s bad no don’t push me in uh but we have basalt here so that’s good oh there’s bread thank you bread most appreciated oh more bread very good oh what’s happening now you’re on fire

Ninja no don’t be on [ __ ] ninja stop being on fire that’s a really bad idea don’t be on fire eat the bread here take take this one have some more in case you need more stop being on fire well done good job you handled that well okay so turns out

There’s lava that way so let’s go a different way let’s go up and now maybe forward space i’m in space wanna go space hey hey check hey check hey check hey check hey jack jack space face let’s go to space what have you what tauwen why you say um

We already had a way out of the cave the portal was in did we i missed it maybe we can go up oh gosh oh oh it broke which way is it is it up or down i can never tell from the mini map oh we’re going down again

Tatwin says here tywin did you already find a way oh no we’re going this way which way this way oh an old right that’s the way we need to be able to get back there we go there we go lovely lots of nice clear obvious see oh dara rat

Okay that’s good so i’m gonna put some torches here to make it really clear that this is where the entrance is in case we get lost we won’t miss that now anyway what were we here for what did we want oh when i look on the map it’s this bit

That that is where it is good glowstone we need glowstone oh no oh gosh that is true crime dad but it’s less fun glowstone we’re looking for glowstone i’m looking for glowstone i’m looking for glowstone watch out for the lava close stone i’m looking all glowstone oh and i gassed oh gosh fireballs

Um does anyone have some way of dealing with this thing maybe i’ll just ignore it and it’ll go away look it went away good that worked they make very creepy noises oh no it’s still there But it’s fine you know i’m sure it’s a friend Oh gosh but that’s fine oh that’s not fine suboptimal okay never mind retreat punch the blast back can you do that oh well he seems to have gone away again am i any good at baseball no i don’t know baseball i’ve never really played it oh no it broke is that

How wait if it just breaks how do you get it i didn’t think it would do that ninja do you want to do your thing oh we want to break it okay if we want to break it then yes yeah oh no i fell down but anyway i found it call me the

Glowstone tracker am i any good at rounders no so as a rule i’m terrible at anything which requires hand-eye coordination so cricket rounders uh rugby football basically any sport hello pig people chess is not a sport but i am good at that chess i can play well i say good i’m all

Right i know what i’m doing i’m not like a professional or anything you know i can’t play competitively or anything like that but i know the rules and i can beat some friends very pretty okay i got spooked out can i come home now oh yeah badminton can’t do badminton we

Androgen bird tried to swim in lava oh no don’t try and swim in lava oh gosh i am a dwarf and i’m big i mean i’ll happily play chess against any of you sometime if you fancy that sort of thing we could do a multiplayer monday I’m sure you’ll win because you know when i say i’m i can play but i’m not um you know if any of you have properly been taught or learned or practiced or looked up tactics or anything like that you will beat me yes exactly nooner joseph accidentally picked up more what

Did i pick up i’ve got i’ve got lots of glowstone you can have it if you want ninja you wanted the glowstone didn’t you here here hold still hold still when the stream leg catches up as soon as it does hold still and i will give you the give you the stone

Wasn’t that you who wanted it enjoy presents for you singularly your tactic is win that’s a very good tactic yay we made it right i now have all this netherrack which i’m not going to use but um but still on fire oh no uh right i want to go back to forestry

Kingdom land i don’t know what this does oops i think i broke it um well this is fun so talwan made this i’m not really sure what it does but i’m interfering with it and it does entertain me leave it go up leave it go down leave it go up even go down

Leave it go up leave it go down leave it go up leave it go down hours of fun ingot cast take that oh this is what i took out i think interesting very interesting well good i enjoyed that greatly ah let’s check in on um on terrence

Hello terence it’s good to see you you are a good chap how are you doing are you having a lovely day i hope you are it must be sad being here on your own all the time like you should be allowed out to frolic in the field sometime

I would like to allow this for you but not today because i think people would be cross with me if i did but i hope one day you can go on an adventure It is a chocobo not dinosaur chucky boy All the mischief i was doing was flicking the lever up and down it really wasn’t very mischievous how’s the staircase going on oh um i could do with some food does anyone have because i still haven’t produced my own way of getting food um can i can i borrow from anyone’s farm

If anyone’s around Let it be known this is stitches and blood mimes where roommates now you’re doing amazing it’s a good little place and if i go to your farm i’m free to harvest wherever where is your farm nihan Oh amateur has cooked chicken that could be good as well i need to find nihan’s farm nihan where’s your farm that’s not farm the pink platform with the trees um I’m here hello what what have you got tomatoes yum oh very good 10 out of 10. most nice highlight oh you can side click to just harvest can you oh sorry for pointlessly destroying your crops i i am sorry for that i’m still hungry though

Oh i i i dehoed your land there i apologize oh zucchinis the sun will be rising soon mmm cabbage nutritious thank you oh i’ve just harvested everything by accident okay i don’t need all these things um you can have them if you want i don’t know where you are

There you are nihan nihan i accidentally over harvested here take take the take the cabbage and the rye and the tea leaf these things are yours thank you you are you are very good i appreciate it right let’s go back to my house and see whether the sands finished cooking Doo Anxious stitcher has no bucket no bucket delilah stitcher has no bucket no bucket no buck hello easy cheesy i’m afraid you can’t join me on this stream a sleep throne sorry this is a closed server for people we already know from the community i’m afraid i can’t just i can’t quite

Open it up to new people uh without having some form of way of knowing it’s not trolling hope you understand because otherwise we could just have people come in and wreck the stuff but if you stick around for a bit so we get to know you and know that you’re

You know you’re a good people then you’d be very welcome to join a later stream this staircase really doesn’t help it’s a great start but it does not get me closer to there tal when thank you for the follow though can i have a carry darwin darwin

In the nether oh i i want to fly up there now ugh useless call yourself a taxi service i’ll just have to run going back oh no all right don’t yes here we go i’m here now oh i’m stuck in the oil again oh why does this always happen to me why

Is my life so terrible someone please explain no magic taxi equals parkour exactly where are you nihan i’ll do you one better why are you nihan Do lovely finish building this floor when are you nihan who are you nihan but everyone always asks who are you nihan where are you nihan why are you nihan no one asks how are you nihan both droxy and nihan a superposition of both states a quantum nehandraxy

That i appear to be bouncing infinitely can’t stop bouncing down step move into the bouncy bouncy bounce stop stop stop stop stop can’t stop the bounce is that because i’m wearing slime boots and on slime holding shift and control is doing nothing ah that’s better it’s true putting quantum in something

Does make it sound cooler yeah no yeah nope doink that’s more like it okay i possibly overdoing here so i saw a uh youtube video earlier suggesting that yoink is the opposite of eat with the phrase the lord joins the your the lord ye that

And the your i can’t say it now the lord yetif and the lord yoinketh away and i enjoyed it greatly terence has a friend yay for terence I love my glass floor this is looking very cool it feels very natural but i need to get rid of that wooden block under there that’s upsetting me and also the wood here this needs to go it needs to come in and it’s just glass

There we go right uh oh but now i need to get out easy peasy nope there we go did it right more sand please not sand glass stitcher made a water elevator a welevator did i mean to leave that one glass block under what did i leave a

Ah so i did well spotted that’s got to go any more no that’s nice and tidy i think good well spotted good job doink looking very nice cook faster sand my very natural home of nature could make some of the other floors glass as well that could be fun

Sort of like a big conservatory house i like we need more sand this is me when i try and cook just stand there shouting at the oven saying go more speed leave a little dirt for me hey roommate i wanna stop my little plantation so please oh remate for my plantation

Leave a little dirt for me collect someone down there too hi stitcher go more speed joseph russell 2021 hi amateur i kinda want the whole floor to be grass leave a little dirt for me exactly pop-ups that is how engineering works right this is bothering me now because it’s in my way Now i had a plan that i wanted to execute but it requires resources so i need a reliable way of getting down from up here because i need flowers i need diamonds i need a bucket and then i’m good to go so i will go and find these things

Oh amateur i need uh just just like one diamond is probably enough that would be wonderful thank you for offering to bring me things now i how am i going to do this where am i going to put it um not sure not sure where do i want this to be Let’s put it on the next floor up birds singing in the sycamore tree dream a little dream of me Whatever they be dream a little dream of me oh no i did the stairs wrong i missed stared back it up back it up right but in your dreams whatever they be here’s the second floor for me wait what oh the roof is too low here that’s why i’m confused

Okay stairs back again you did it wrong joseph thank you for the bits rainstorm wonder oh bad luck blood mime hope you feel better soon right now come on i can do this i can work this out i need to go up one two three oh i’ll just put the stairs back here

We’ll start the stairs all the way back here that’s gotta work no that’s an upside down staircase like that someone like that very good and then one more where am i at i’m on my slime island So if you look up and you see the big slime island this is where i am so if you see me jumping up here If you can get yourself over here that would be wonderful i suppose i’ll come down to you hang on i’m on my way just sweet on my way bear with i’m gonna do a running jump it’s gonna be a bit of a disaster no no no no no okay we’re gonna try again

In fact i can use my nether to build this bridge i’ll be right with you armature hang on That’s much more helpful and then we can connect it up to this staircase and then i’ve got a way of traveling back and forth from my my domain oh no that’s the wrong button that’s not what i wanted to do okay we’ll fix that on the way back

The music is soothing isn’t it hey youtube randall welcome yes bother exactly be right with you amateur stay put bear with oh look fire reached up to see what what are you seeing marine hey yummy millennium welcome to the stream oh gosh skeleton skellington no another skeleton oh no oh

I’m being hacking be beaten up nope no close close go away go away bad bad skeleton boy I will hit you with the second sword why is the door not closing oh a maze dimension that sounds fun but i am busy at the moment but i’ll have a look at somebody oh you’re in my home are you marine that’s fun i hope you like anyway amateur where are

You you said you were here i’m here hello hello greetings thank you here have some hell rock Most appreciated right i have my diamond now i need flowers and i need dirt flowers be downstairs with the skeletons no davith was just davith and someone pointed out that it was the same name as a character from dragon dragon age origins and i was like shall i change it

And we decided not to stage you you have dirt stitches this is your oh you have flowers i need many flowers but thank you thank you armata i need i need nine flowers one two three four fives uh one two three four five six seven hey i think i need nine flowers

Thank you thank you that’s very kind that’s all the dirt that i need and now i need i need more flowers and uh so i need to go and look for those thank you that’s loads of dirt thank you very much most kind that’s that’s really all i

Need um and i need a bucket of water so i need i need some iron no any flowers will do or grass or anything sort of herbal that i can plant um and i need a big bucket of water and then we can do a cool thing that you

May or may not be aware is in this mod pack but i’m looking forward to it thank you right where should we do it uh i think i’ve got all the things they need got the water oh i just need flowers need more flowers now flowers bring flowers bring me a shrubbery

No it’s fine i’ll go and find some there’ll be some down there somewhere there’s one hashtag wind don’t spoil it lots of flowers for me Flowers flowers where are the flowers hello there should be some around here somewhere is there any dialogue for lucian and dark brotherhood no not yet if you want a list of all the of all the dialogue that lucian has all the quests he has dialogue for

You need to um go on to my website if you just google joseph russell oh no i’m going to joseph russell author dot com and on to the lucian section you’ll find a bunch of articles um uh with all that sort of information including a list of all the comments all

The quests and mods that lucian has interactions for oh no no no no i’m being murdered oh that’s very bad oh being murdered is my least favorite thing to happen on a monday night okay i need some more food i really need to set up a farm of my own um

Nihan can i steal some more of your vegetables please can i can i has thank you thank you very much always oh thank you very much you are very kind no flower picking at all time constant midnight flower picking see more flowers found them let me give them the flower there we go Okay that should be enough now stairs are complete very exciting well maybe i’ll just take a few more just in case i’ve messed it up lovely right uh something just went doo-doo i hope it wasn’t my sound i hope that you guys can still hear me let me know if you can’t

Posture check thank you jose mourinho certainly will oh no it wasn’t quite high enough if i go on the treat hang on stop right stink on the tree and then i park there and then we go doink here i am it is me hello yay glad you can hear me good stuff

Ah nothing beats this vegetable get it how do i harvest the apple can’t okay never mind oh you have flour no i have many flowers now i have all the flowers this is good right team yes this is the sonic ether’s ultimate shader pack is what i’m using

Right i can go up my staircase thank you though stitcher thank you contributors of the flower the flowers are most useful and so is the dirt and so is the diamond i go do the thing now on my magic island temple Bum that was nearly a christmas song actually that would have been a disaster right here we go turn left what am i supposed to make you’ll have to watch and see some people in the server already know because they’ve already played with these mods before right oh i need my wooden planks

Hang on hang on hang on hang on uh where’s the where’s my crafting table did i did i have one did i put it down it’s over here right uh we’ll put it there for now make myself blanks yes i should add a railing to that

Walkway but it’s more fun this way you know it’s always more fun with peril of death need to carry on making this next floor and then i’ll be able to do my magic thing i think if i can remembering it correctly which of course i might not be

Oh thank you barb that’s very kind thank you for the baked potato right i think i want it to be sort of symmetrical so one two oh we’ll put it along here no along here no along here one no we don’t know now one second right one two three four five

Six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen so it is blocks eight and nine that i need to do if i want it to be symmetrical which are one two three four five six seven eight nine so it’s these two which is annoying because it’s these

Two which have the tree and i don’t want to damage the tree so i’ll put it here go uh oh i did it wrong we need more oh no actually oh i’ve confused myself because i need because then then there’s gonna be obviously there’s gonna be a problem because there’s like the floor

And then i don’t want to be hanging down into the floor so it needs to be further up right hang on i’m going to put it on here so where’s my dirt one two three four [Applause] and middle ones and buckets oh no it’s not enough do you have more water

We might have to go down and get more water i don’t suppose you have a bucket of water on you do you amateur have you i last no right we need to go get more water to the well stitcher does where are you stitcher is there water in the bucket bar left

For me that’s a good point you did you oh did you oh very good good good good good good i’ll go back and get it thank you bad you’re most useful yay bucket of water you are the mvp right let’s see if this works see if i can remember how to do it

We have the water we now need the flowers oops through the frying pan and that wasn’t what i meant to do Lots of nice flowers and a one a two a hocus a pocus tada behold oh shall we go in welcome to the twilight forest the land of mystery and mysteriousness and very tall trees that look kinda funky a very strange mysterious spooky land of spookiness you must be very careful not to lose

Our portal it has big trees it has dungeons it has things we can we can explore and and quest well quests but like adventures we can go on need to be a bit careful the ah i’m under attack from things go away go away no no no no no no no no

No no no no no no no no stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it uh we can definitely biff things yes ninja oh gosh oh they’re everywhere oh another one right

See a shadow wolf enjoy the lab right now i think what i need to do is build us a little house around this to protect it so we have a safe spot so we come through in a safe place and not in the middle of the woods so just a little shack

Go more of them where are you boys coming from Oh no it’s not symmetrical oh that’s a disaster got to sort that out don’t know how i managed how did i manage to not make it a symmetrical little shack i’m a fool i’m worth nothing that’s more like it almost fell in a hole oh bad luck

Where is this hole did you come through to this dimension with me or did you stay in in our world oh you lived because of your bounty boots did someone give you bouncy boots um Oh you survived a zombie attack well done for surviving that [Applause] we’ll build a little crafting station lovely and no one else there in the house do you think you ended up in a different version of the twilight forest armature somehow because i can’t see you here in this

Version of the twilight forest either i wonder how that happened maybe because we both went through at the same time it got confused try going back through the portal see if that works maybe we each have our own version of the twilight forest do i have extra glass sadly not sorry

Bard i still don’t have enough glass oh i made it four high i didn’t mean to make it that high it’s a very high ceiling house okay never mind can we fill this gap what went gling sunny winkling ah a host thank you for hosting cajun king king jay

Everyone gets their own twilight forest fascinating i wonder why that’s a thing might look it up after the stream question is if i go back through will it take me back to the same toilet forest or a different one thanks jotum randall shout out from the ottoman randolph to everyone you’re all

Beautiful people as always don’t get eaten by dragons well yeah that’s what i thought and yet armature appears to have ended up an entirely different part of the twilight forest to the bed i’m in so who knows why that be anyway jum opengl error1281 invalid value oh where

Am i now why have i ended up back there what that is very confusing thank you for the follow king jay and thank you for the follow carnage and now i’m an entirely different part of the twilight forest again oh no this is the overworld so it does

Lead me back to my house the little house i built in the twilight forest these two places are connected now but they are not in the place where i built the original portal it is all the way over here how peculiar well what do you know i’m gonna go back

To my little shack in the twilight forest where it says opengl1281 invalid value uh my portal and in the twilight forest is minus one two six nine thirty four four seven eight i don’t know um okay i’m gonna take a quick break people i’ll be back in a bit

I’ll see you shortly hopefully my character won’t die while i’m gone howdy i’m back and i can hear sounds of destruction coming from the game i better check out what’s going on it’s marie and it’s talwin there are people in here with me hello how did you find my secret my secret base

Did you track me down did you follow the coordinates well well done well found so i actually hadn’t realized the time and i need to finish this stream a bit earlier than usual today um so uh i was planning on playing more when i came back from my break

But i do want to get some crocking before the end of the stream because i do like croc and it’s lovely having a bit of crock at the end so oh it broke because i made my portal too far up it was a too high up magic portal that makes sense then

Fair enough oh oh no no it got confused again okay that is confusing it spits us out here um so i was actually going to switch over to uh croc for the last 20 minutes or so of the stream if that is okay with you guys uh because i don’t get many

Opportunities to play on stream and it’s a lot of fun um so thank you i’m gonna leave the server up for the rest of the stream um for you guys to play around in if you want so please feel free to do that um and feel free to uh

To join watching the croc stream if you want or no obligations obviously um but yeah thank you everyone who helped out along uh with my playing and construction of stuff today lots of fun and great having your help armature’s lost in the fairy kingdom i hope you can find your way back

Oh that would be great talwin i would appreciate that some dimensional doors would be very nice to fix that Uh you