Yo hi welcome to the Minecraft playthrough uh play through so I’m going to finish the game ideally uh unless I’m lazy and I quit right like after like an hour which I hope I don’t do I’m playing on hard difficulty so yeah uh hopefully hopefully this goes Quick and I’m done with this game quickly TR being in the mood of doing just finishing games quickly cuz I have so little to do I’ve totally I’ve totally not like school to do or anything like that no but for real um you know let’s have some fun let Chill a bit I did the Skyrim play through a played a lot of Skyrim played a lot of other games quake and Quake Champions I’m also playing through sorry sorry bro playing through uh Skyrim I mean no [ __ ] power principle man I really hope the microphone’s not picking up anyways I’m playing Through y why is there no music wait let me just turn on the music a little bit 50 um I’ve been playing through to a really good game I just I’m not finished it I’m like I’m like 3 hours in I can’t be bothered to finish it I don’t know why bro just Stuck stuck at this like amazing ass game bro Skyrim no I mean tiles principle is really just amazing game that’s mine now that’s mine well let’s pick some pick up some food I’ve been setting things up a little bit so that’s why I’m already hungry I think I’ve been little I’ve Been setting up some stuff here getting ready it’s not as plug and play as I would like to you know oh crafting table I’m going take those we take those this time I don’t think I’m going to build a base I I don’t think So I want to use a bed though I want to play I can I can build like temporary bases I don’t think I can I can bother to like make something for real you know uh but the idea is that this is going to be an actual like kind of like a Series like in the past I just played Skyrim for like 8 hours and just uploaded it uh not this time though I’m not doing like that this time this time I’m actually not doing like that is there any like chest in here what the [ __ ] is this Building is there is there nothing in this Village bro what there literally is nothing oh yeah so uh this is not a car talks playing a game crazy ain’t it I’ve been doing these car dos for a little while now actually i’ I’ve made like three over like I think three Episodes that I’ve not uploaded um they’re either too bad or like really like all over the place I made the executive decision of not uploading them but um yeah thinking of doing a car talks as soon as I decide to go to the gym you Know but I’m just not mad enough to go to the gym oh we got a pyramid over here hey yo crazy I can use the off hand too anyways you know what maybe I won’t make this a series you know maybe I just won’t make this a series how about That how about I just don’t make this a series how about I just I just upload all of it at once I can’t use more than like 6 hours to finish this game right you know what I’m doing that [ __ ] it man this a this a this ain’t no Series what the [ __ ] was I talking about I’m messed up in my head right now bro saying this is a series what I got to stop lying you know this unacceptable hey where is the where’s the wood get some sticks of from these but I really actually need some wood you Know some wood hello I don’t think I messed up messed with the settings like as I saw you can you can do that when you when you start a world you can mess with the settings but I did not do that I didn’t mess with those settings why are there no Trees do I have to Mine by hand this is going to be so wor worst [ __ ] start to the whole game bro already wasted 7 minutes just do nothing God damn well such a go things I guess maybe there is some other chests in here hey don’t be like That oh wait all this stuff is now gone probably how did it even bro blow up what how did it blow up how it did it blow up maybe I make this Ser I don’t know bro I really don’t know I like the idea of just making like just putting Everything into one like big video and that’s it I kind of like the idea of it put some blocks over here I got to eat bro what I thought my off hand was uh was the first slot okay we’re good we’re back think we can drop down yeah we Could not drop down and uh all of the stuff is gone I think but we got Stone though that good yeah that’s an L that’s an L probably something spawned bro something spawned top of the pressure plates cuz all that shit’s gone now well such it goes there where we have to Go yeah well that’s last but I can craft myself a pickaxe hey I can craft myself an axe hey craft myself a sword hey now we’re talking grab myself a shovel too now we’re talking let me craft some craft all this bread don’t want to flex on y’all you know But I got a lot of bread look at all this bread I got I got a bed here got the Sandstone craft more of that I’m just I’m so I feel so clunky using this such a long time not I’ve played this game bro there I put that over there and then Mine this and then we’re off and then we’re off half into the into the Horizon half half half into the Horizon of uh this world and we got skeletons already spawning in I want to tell y all the main idea of these like just just gameplay videos the difference with this one is I’m talking though but usually I would not talk the idea is I think I’ve been there I’ve been there turn around what the [ __ ] are these zombies I mean they are zombies but like I’m not used to getting an effect from getting hit by a zombie well anyways the idea is that you Know when the podcast eventually pops off you know you can you can I can use these games as a footage underneath this footage as a as something underneath like you know like the the like um you got videos with like Subway Surfer right this would be like a Replacement instead of sub Subway Surfer they see me right now playing Minecraft you know under underneath the the podcast clip something like that so I got to play some other games too I got to I got to get I got to get a lot of footage I’ve been actually meaning to do this For a long time though I get some coal I don’t know if it’s a smart idea to do while it’s dark though and I’m playing on hard difficulty but anyways I’ve been meaning to do this kind quite a long time though I’m going to be honest so uh me doing this you Know it ain’t so special what the [ __ ] am I talking about I mean I’ve been meaning to this for quite a long time you know and I’m doing it so we’re good you know we’re good we’re really good right now oh yeah we’re really cool right now Cool cool Co we’re just so cool right now we’re like the coolest yeah I don’t know man I don’t know I don’t know bro I can’t really like make any like cool Conta bro I could I could split some facts you know like you open up an LLC account you Know and take out the manory loone state has to give you and then uh what you do is all invest all that in the crypto and Bitcoin cuz that [ __ ] is not government tracked or anything like that you know and then uh then you just watch all the real money come In the real money cuz all that other [ __ ] is just fake you know right dollar the American dollar what the [ __ ] bro what what is that some imaginary [ __ ] right there if I’d ever seen some imaginary [ __ ] that would be the imaginary [ __ ] real talkg okay we’re coming up to Mesa biome We’re closing in on the B ma Mesa biome getting a little bit of a stroke right now so uh man the idea of like what the [ __ ] man this world generation they really stepped up their game bro I’m not going to lie they stop stepped up their game in a huge Away I don’t need gold though don’t I I need gold I need iron though and I don’t need iron well I need iron though is this where I’m going to die where die well for real I need the iron I need the iron is that all the iron there Really no more iron there really ain’t no more iron what let me just this piece of [ __ ] waiting for me outside man I can’t stand them okay we’re good we’re good we’re good we’re we’re in the safety zone right now we’re safe I got my two iron pieces we’re Good you know what I’m not making this so serious you know I’ve decided not making this [ __ ] A series not even close this ain’t going to become ever a series I’m just uploading this [ __ ] raw I’m Raw dogging it right now bro this [ __ ] I’m going to splice it [ __ ] tree There’s a [ __ ] tree over there oh and there’s a mine over there too yeah today is our lucky day and I have a [ __ ] bed bro the [ __ ] out of here piece of [ __ ] I’m dead I’m not dead okay good cool but there was what were there a Tree let me run run run past these why did they do damage on me shouldn’t they do no damage when I just run past them perfectly like I did I remember being it like don’t I wouldn’t take any damage anyways this right here is a blessing from the guy gave us the Tree this is actually incredible right now and it’s a big one not a small one if I played in if I play in actual like world where like I played like with other people I would um 100% like I think there’s a no I’ve actually taken care of all the Wood usually I just go under underneath of them the [ __ ] happened usually go underneath of them and just mine out the E easily accessible [ __ ] and then just leave the non-accessible wood um yeah we need we don’t need to go in there anymore what the [ __ ] am I doing There I think we’re good I think we’re really good right now let’s go oh we got this Minecraft music I almost died let me me just pick up the [ __ ] bed cuz I know my ass ain’t going to get another one it’s over there isn’t it I want to find it anyways later Probably hope I find it probably not though three of these for a bow and craft Now easy and we just Superstars and WE Superstars if we just some Superstars this one what the [ __ ] is this was what no way that was all right no [ __ ] way that was as well almost Fell I’m playing I’m playing a unsafe game right now playing a scary game of mining in a cave without lighting without lights unless it’s a creeper I think I’m good unless it’s a creeper I think I’m good I’m actually having a stroke right now I cannot speak Clearly but I’m going I’m going to need all I’m going to need all the coal I can get to be honest but like usually I play with others I uh I get all the coal in the world and I light it up I like light up everything that I can light up Right but now we’re actually going to be kind of conservative water from me what does this fool want from me to be frank need some more rock need some more iron is one that’s gold that’s all what a wack ass cave to be honest is probably God saying To me don’t explore this [ __ ] no more you know God is looking out for me right now more gold imagine we find you find Herobrine right now imagine I find Herobrine and it’s the only footage of of them actually being real but nobody believes me how would that make you feel how would That wouldn’t that be Crazy wouldn’t that be [ __ ] crazy did might have draw this in Solo my bed where’s my Bed I lost my bed came from here though it must be somewhere nearby right now I think I saw it no there it is yo why I [ __ ] snapped my mouse over there perfectly if I would have been bothered I would probably edit it and go like A add some slowmo to that [ __ ] you know show how crazy I am at aiming look I’m I’m going stop to this bush right here look okay I wasn’t trying there I was not trying what the look at all these bushes why are there so many bushes well there just are so many Bushes there just are there’s no like reason for it they’re they just are do I jump I do jump taking big risks over here for y’all taking B big risks over here for y’all well if I didn’t stick The Landing I would have become it would have been cammo and I Would have been flat as a pancake you know but I’m I’m so good at sticking the landing on these you know jumps these jumps so it ain’t no biggy for me you know you really Ain y I wonder if people going to use this recording right here as a as as as A way to train the ai ai to make to learn to teach the AI how teach the AI to talk like me like cuz cuz I’m going to be talking for a long time now and there relatively is not any music in the background like not relatively but on average like right now There’s no [ __ ] music why is there no music or right now so quiet it’s so [ __ ] quiet man I ha some tacos just some just a couple of couple of half an hour back ate a t ate some tacos ate two tacos actually man that shit’s so unhealthy bro I got to Stop bro this world is nothing but sand if won’t this be [ __ ] like when I’m going to need to fight the Ender Dragon find the dungeon and that [ __ ] would would just not be there like I have to I would have to backtrack all the way I’ve came from bro what what the [ __ ] bro this game this game right here this game right here what oh Village yo I was just thinking about you know maybe maybe I’ll take me some food some more food for the trip I wouldn’t mind that this is our second village isn’t that swag second village the second one the second Village I see Heaven I see heaven right there we’re not far this is the oh what the [ __ ] is this grow up dude give me that sucker piece of [ __ ] what what happened to the Sheep what happened to you what happened to you and we got a we got a jungle over There bro what I think we’re good though I need a flint need to find me some Flint I need to find me some more of I don’t need more food on I think I think I’m good on food though let me bunker up over here and this bro this [ __ ] is Not just give me the normal one to be honest I don’t need this wool and to be honest I need just food 64 I’m going to have so much [ __ ] food right now oh nice clean clean just just two and a half stacks I don’t really need sugarcane either so throw that out I got some actual nourishing food right now and we got a pickaxe an iron one keep this like that boom boom boom boom boom boom bed light over here go to sleep second night down what exactly happened here yeah no taking this furn up the last one was Dog [ __ ] I want to take the blast one too I’m I’m clicking tab to open up in my like inventory what the [ __ ] is problem bro I’m playing way too much Skyrim but oh there is a blacksmith over here oo one more iron oh Game Changer Game Changer moment got a Sadle I’m not going to lie this is actually a game changer the saddle imagine how things are going to go much quicker now for me to like move around uh I think we need the h I actually don’t think it’d be such a bad idea for us To build a uh a bridge over here catch my drift it’ll be like halfway there yeah they a’t piranha right oh they they should have piran they should really have pan to mess that up they should add piran you know in the jungle biome where there’s water And say piranha drop some food but it’ll be like really un nourishing piran drops piran teeth which you can use to make a sword imagine if Minecraft started going like Terraria mode like having it so like piran Drop piran teeth and you could use the piranha teeth craft the piranha sword And then every time you craft this W it has like a random effect that’s added on it when I say random effect I mean like a sharp Godly legendary like in terrara hey by the way I recommend playing terrara more than this game though I actually think terrara is Better terar is like so [ __ ] fun with friends and this [ __ ] too kind of you know Minecraft is kind of fun with friends I played it for like a really long time in my life with friends and had a lot of fun with it but I just feel like um you Know feel like uh Terraria is um no you know what I take that back Minecraft is legendary play Minecraft but bro I got to find a I I got to find a direction I have to walk in bro let me just pick up this Oak I think uh Terraria is Like you you’re going to have need to Google a lot more Minecraft have to Google lot too so in the end I don’t really know what I’m talking about there normal B normal bow normal B that’s looking kind of crazy though right there that’s looking crazy those bamboo shoes I’ll tell You they’re crazy though they have the bucket I need some obsidian I need some obsidian then we’re back okay I think we’re going to set a base here actually our mini base I don’t think I need more wood though what I will need is more iron that’s the village that’s a little Road yeah this is going to be the base this going to be the base of operations I want to start digging down this is not optimal this is not an optimal way of doing it but it will work to go down quick it will not work to go down down and go up Quick but that’s the tradeoff I’m willing to take and we got a flint and steel that’s good can light our portal what do I really need I need need is and right I need a lot of arrows too actually cuz I’m not going to beat the Ender Dragon with beds that’s not going to happen I will need a lot of health and I’m playing on hard too so and I pretty much have only one try at this well I have a bed so I can try multiple times but you know rather not rather just rather just be done with It be sure you know that I can beat the Ender Dragon at once oh no biggie I got the iron pickaxe and it goes a lot quicker this baby mining like like a 50 Horse 50 horsepower Fiat yeah I don’t know cars but I like acting like I know cars you know I like acting like I know cars like acting that I know what I’m talking about you know but in reality I’m cluless and they will never know that Cuz no one’s going to be watching this video right did how mental ill bro you have to be to wash this dog [ __ ] like please don’t watchh this like use your time actually like use your attention it’s not that time cuz you could be doing something else Could be multitasking and listen to me do this [ __ ] but use your spend your time more wisely bro this is not the way watching me play Minecraft bro what especially when I’m not funny mining in diorite diorite Mining and diorite I’m mining diorite and you watching me mine di Diorite ain’t that kind of depressing Gold might I should play just just play Terraria right now should jump over to Terraria I’m going to maybe do that mid game wouldn’t that be funny like right before I’m going to start battling the boss I jump over to no I’m pretty much I’m going to I’m Pretty sure I’m just going to finish this game though actually I got a message let me just check the message okay’s nothing nothing important so yeah that’s that’s just how it is what the [ __ ] is my look I’m 10 bro this Game I’m at level 10 right now right light it up a little bit a little more view visible for the YouTube viewers Yall can see what’s Happening b a little Tower actually let me get this uh di right this going to be our antenna y’all here this is going to be our Antenna and I’m getting notifications like crazy right now ni it’s nothing it’s in it’s it’s a I got sent some Instagram [ __ ] that’s good and there’s gravel there Tak a little bit of a risk with there took a little bit of a risk that going to be our little Flag and we’re going to sleep over here such ghost things 40 minutes 4 minutes down hey this full okay we’re good me drop this let me put the furnace down here got to light it up put food over here let me put this back sa sapling Over there gold you know what I might actually keep this gold cuz we actually might need it you know what I think we’re going to need it actually for the pigin oh you [ __ ] Pigman no piglin we got a DI we got di ride over here this [ __ ] di bro Yeah we wor we we have a good setup right now we got an actually pretty nice setup right now I got no armor that’s the only thing I’m kind of bugging about I need the armor do I have like a resource pack I do I do have a little resource Pack I do have a little resource pack yo do I use it kind of don’t give a [ __ ] though but I kind of do I want to say that I’ve beat this game fair and square you know and this would be proof enough to say to True prove that I’m a true Gamer I know lying I know capping I I know Capp boy I ain’t taking no shortcuts right now I’m going to beat the game fair and square and I prove it the [ __ ] is the level for diamonds that’s probably good enough 12 took a screenshot cool cool I’m mine here [ __ ] It what is this yeah I need that uh I need torches there [ __ ] over there more [ __ ] more [ __ ] okay we’re back uh had uh okay we’re back I had uh um Mom deliver me post and it was from this volunt ter Group that I I work at I work at I a get no money from that [ __ ] just waste my time but they uh what the you know I’m a volunteer and they still [ __ ] ask me for money bro this this is a bunch of baloney bro I even waste my time at this Place sounded every day that I still waste my [ __ ] time at this place bro such a massive waste of time ah of course of course I break my [ __ ] pickaxe man that was so fruitless just a waste of time my and my crafting table is gone think two of these Something steal over there got the Cobble over here you know what I’m not going to mine no more I don’t think I’ve seen anyone mine in like Minecraft speedr running does anyone even mine is that a thing mining in a speed run I don’t think that’s a thing mining in a Speedrun I’m not doing that no more that’s it that’s [ __ ] it no more of that was cool while it lasted but now I think we’re going to be looking for ship wrecks shipwrecks and other spawning structure that we can pillage and get some of that sweet sweet loot that is not the Way sand and Mesa biome is not the way of doing it no way no [ __ ] way that’s Ain no way oh Village and since um and since uh I’m playing this for the long term you know okay I’m back man [ __ ] I’m taking these breaks bro I swear to God I’m not doing Anything shady dude I’m not going to cheat this just play through H I’m not going to cheat this play through I’m doing it for real dog I’m doing it for wheelies I’m doing this [ __ ] for wheelies bro hello what am I doing let me do some actual speedrun strats there three got Five I should have done with the not with the last ones what the [ __ ] you get five yo I was actually thinking of hitting that guy he read my intentions like I was like no way I know what this guy’s going to do going to hit me he’s going to hit Me he was not going to have any of that oh we got a Pillager Pillager that’s the name got a Pillager base which I’m 100% not equipped to deal with hey but I got cows over here I can make some leather Armor hey that I can do I got five that’s that’s enough for a helmet now we’re working now we’re making bacon yeah bro this is so fruitless this right now just so fruitless we got that base over there that’s kind of it got more coal here that I can Take I have pretty much no coal 18 that’s not going to hold it to be honest I’ve not seen any speedrunner mine coal either or maybe one coal maybe nonone coal I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know like that one fat chick said when uh she was ProMed to choose Between spaghetti and a burger I don’t know and I’m the biggest [ __ ] like saliva drop run down from lush’s lips this is not the way this is not the way I already know how this is going to end this is going to end in me not uploading this [ __ ] [ __ ] no way no way it’s going to end so quick no way oh More Cows more Armor let we get the bed down now immediately before mobs spawn they cannot we good lava lava oh iron over there he blocking this off yeah we’re blocking this off it be gone now be gone that piece of [ __ ] get some of get some of this iron over here Oh that’s all oh no more iron I’m sorry it’s so dark right now there’s nothing here there’s actually nothing here ain’t that crazy oh can I don’t know over here we’ll take those we take those we take those I really hope my parents don’t don’t come through the microphone that Would be the worst I got to move out I’m 21 years old leave my parents kind of gives you depression don’t it I kind spoke to my parents about this like I’m 21 I got to move out they don’t understand it they just don’t they don’t understand it they feel that but you’re Comfortable you’re comfortable you got food on the table and I guess I respect that but on the other hand bro if if I was comfortable being 21 and living my parents Jesus Christ I mean I’m going to I’m going to be honest I’m I’m kind of comfortable That’s not a good thing no way it’s a good thing be comfortable to be 21 and live with your parents it’s not a [ __ ] good thing you got to be uncomfortable got to be scared for your the next day you scared that maybe next day maybe maybe you Ain going to have Food that’s how it has to be you know Android Tate mode exactly like Android T would say it be like bigger variety of Ms in this game in the beginning I didn’t I didn’t really accept that I felt like [ __ ] man just like these Bas koalas whatever man may serve no Purpose they’re just there no food I don’t know if pan have a use though I actually don’t think they have a use I think they’re actually just trash I actually think so like two red bro you can keep that D is how I use it’ be cool if you could Like bro have I been here the cows so much armor right Here I’m just really scared for being a [ __ ] not I’m just clicking the like shift or Something my biggest fair is clicking shift 10 can craft the chest plate not not clicking unclicking shift I mean un clicking shift when I’m bridging that’s my biggest Fair Hope that never happens ooh big old cave over here big old cave over here going to get wrecked by a skeleton oh oh baby O water I water hope no skeleton I really I really hope no skeleton shoots me right now that would not be fun What the [ __ ] is the music well what is this that’s the ocean well that was crazy wasn’t that crazy that was kind of crazy that’s cool all right let’s settle down a little bit now cuz we got we got a little bit of iron cooking and I’m being a [ __ ] right now Let’s make it like this just like that I got a lot of food food let me just throw this out don’t really need it do I no I don’t this is going to be our valuables in the middle this going to be our tools extra pickaxe valuable saddle block black not needed Iron apples just actual Trash we can craft ourselves uh say two pickaxes and we moving up on life right now iron sword too I think that’ll be a good call and now it’s going to be pants and boots and it’s going to be a chest plate that’s what it’s going to be that’s what it’s going to Be I mean we got healing though in the form of food right don’t we we got armor now I think we’re really good now we got armor you know it would actually kind of be kind of cool to speedrun this game though like to have your name attached To like a run search up my name so we also speedrun.com comes up I think that’ be pretty swag um like this this is going to be like that yeah like that I don’t need to mine any wood though I could go back down in the cave for a little While but I think I need a a bucket yeah that I do need I do need a bucket there have a bucket U we got a bucket and we need to sleep there there we’re good we’re good we’re good we’re good right now we’re good right now Man my parents are [ __ ] speaking bro it’s so annoying bro imagine be being able to speak imagine saying things using your voice imagine imagine democracy it could not be me bro could not be me democracy imagine that [ __ ] bro I think I’m I’m just kind of racist I Think I’m I’m racist against my own kind that’s not really good thing you know but uh I’m kind of racist but I feel that I have a like a reason for it maybe I don’t know like just just generally don’t like people like lithuanians and Eastern Europeans I just don’t like them I don’t find Lithuanian women attractive I think they’re [ __ ] stuck like have their head stuck up their asses you know same goes with Norwegian woman kind of I feel like Russian woman I think Russian women are the are the key like Pretty Russian women you know I think they’re the key I just do I just do think that I think Russian woman uh genetically are uh beautiful beautiful jeans Slavic jeans real Slavic jeans I think they’re they’re Hardy they’re really hardy people to get [ __ ] done you know but Same goes with e Eastern Europeans but I feel like uh Eastern Europeans didn’t I didn’t invest those extra skill points into uh Charisma I think all of it just went to I don’t [ __ ] know bro they forgot to use the [ __ ] skill points waiting for this piece of [ __ ] I don’t know man I just don’t like these Tans what I don’t want to be but it feels bad to be racist against your own kind though which I’m which I literally am for saying that you know it’s kind of wrong I don’t want to be an Insel and Say that all women are bad but the Eastern European ones I don’t know they’re man just like I think they’re pretty easy to get laid with if you want to get laid get your ass to Eastern Europe but they’re pretty much useless for anything else that is not does not have the intention Of getting laid I think they’re pretty much useless we can build another portal portal here though I can train on how to build it I’ve never built it before with a water bucket I’ve done it before though I I have indeed done that I’ve done that but I’ve never actually Actually done it done it you know that I got mhm let me see how it’s done cuz you have to have a source block right or no man I have no [ __ ] clue bro I don’t want to mess it up either though put this here put this and break this and break this Cool now we got to place um I one one here no one over here I mean that’s not super [ __ ] clean though isn’t it we’re doing good I don’t want to be an insult bro but Lithuanian woman just are not it they’re really not it I don’t like them Maybe Might it might be just a me problem it might be a me problem I I see that only woman Lian woman I’ve talked to I mean I’ve not really tried tried the whole bunch of them but tried my luck with them but uh most of them uh I really Spoken with me no more you know they they they kind of ghost me that’s an unlucky Rel reality that’s an unlucky reality but sometimes it just goes like that you have to move on but the reality is also might be you know that I actually just don’t really like Him I don’t really think Lithuanian women are pretty that might also be the reality you know that they’re just there’s nothing special you know that be a weird coration coralation correlation correlation that they ain’t pretty either that they ain’t uh they ain’t the [ __ ] you know you Know maybe it might be it might actually be a bit different with wom though but at least the men of Lithuania like actual just average male oh not the key not the key I’m lucky to escape with the best jeans possible I’m two almost 2 m tall you Know I’m lucky to have that escape with those types of jeans cuz the average Lithuanian genan is very very weak bro if it’s not weak you I’m kind of bugging but you know playing it back in the day was a huge thing they were really strong and weren no joke you Know Lithuania was not no joke back in the day yo take this one oh that’s an actual piggy man yeah I don’t know man I need to get myself uh some gold armor actually do that actually do need some gold armor so yeah let me put this in Cobble so the gas don’t break my portal pretty sure that would not happen but you know be save than sorry what nether fortress is just right here oh this is broken I need a [ __ ] Shield don’t I oh oh does Bast do a lot of damage oh kind of does That there no more [ __ ] no more [ __ ] bread okay that’s no more bread I need I need [ __ ] gold armor bro what am I doing I’m I’m bugging there was a there’s a lot of gold down there I don’t know bro I don’t know what I’m [ __ ] talking About but I do do know that Li woman they they’re not the key Li any woman not not the key that’s for sure that’s for goddamn sure you know you get laid with them you get laid you pop uh pop on a condom you get Laid where the [ __ ] is the cave bro pop on a condom you get laid and you never mention their name again that’s the fate of an average Lithuanian woman not to be an insult or anything like that but I’m pretty sure I’m spitting facts I’m pretty sure I’m spitting facts when I say That the way any woman experience born your your dad is an alcoholic you don’t have the best face shape feel like Lithuanian people like just in general have like a potato face you know like just their face looks like a potato and I do have that myself but my Face does look like kind of look like a potato as we mushed in a door cell uh but you know we’re working with what we have I’m trying I’m going to try to hide that with just a lot of hair I’m going actually stop cutting my Hair I feel like I was on this journey of like not cutting my hair I was getting myself straight you know but then I messed it all up again like I cut all my hair and I liked it and then I didn’t and then I kind of got my Co-workers to look at it and then did not like it what do I’m waffling let’s get to bed I kind of liked it in the beginning cuz it was a fade and this this this girl was like Turkish or some [ __ ] cut it but she cut it like good from the Front but at the back it looked like a bowl cut like so was so [ __ ] bad like the the the like trans like the the change like from from where there was here and where it was not here like so bad what the [ __ ] is this world gam Does World Generation actually build a bridge Y what it’s an actual Bridge what so cool though right here I’m dead this [ __ ] this [ __ ] they don’t know who we going to hit him [ __ ] anyways man yeah bro this uh I have this Uncle he trying to H me up with this little Lan Girl cuz he’s uh he’s hooking up with the Le way is a girl’s mother you know this way girl I’m chatting to and she doesn’t answer she ghost my ass bro like she has no interest that’s how I just you know we just doesn’t really you know it just doesn’t really Comply you know with the doesn’t really comply with me let me comply with me that she just gets to ignore me you know I even sent her a little bit of my more private life as in an insta post of me smoking the cigar like his Meme and she just not does not answer she’s just gone I thought I was a weirdo like she’s she this guy’s a weirdo you know that I feel like many guys have this gets this gets happened to but I don’t know I really don’t know y’all Should not listen to me when it comes to advice with women women cuz I am a little bit of an incel I have this like incel Vibe around me I feel um just not the correct guy to listen to when it comes to that I feel like I’m becoming a little Bit blackpilled you know I don’t like it I don’t like it it’s a really not positive way of thinking looking at things But there’s no gold over here there’s no nothing piece of [ __ ] this this thing is turning into [ __ ] carox bro I don’t like it this should not be coming a car talkx bro I got to talk more about the game what am I doing oh that’s school all day I [ __ ] school all day it was I it was actually I but um thean woman let me tell yall about That you know me not liking lithuanians in general like Eastern Europeans it’s kind of like a Norwegian like a nationalist way thing to say it kind of is though you know but I it’s not that I don’t like lithuanians I don’t think I don’t think I what I Dislike about Eastern Europeans or like lithuanians is like the culture I think if you’ve lived there for a long time and you’ve picked up the culture I think that’s what I like and genetically like how the people look it’s kind of whack too but that’s more Like of a really way like really sad their life like they don’t really do anything right I mean like seriously they don’t really do anything work home watch right life oh my [ __ ] God I feel like that’s the average life of a Lithuanian like somewhat middle-aged like persons Like just come home watch TV you know come home watch some propaganda I’m not about that [ __ ] I mean I don’t really like back to the what I was talking about you know I don’t really like that culture and in turn I don’t really like my parents be Honest I feel that’s come that just comes with the uh that’s just the side effect of it you know but I I don’t know man my parents were not really they’re not that they’re not that smart just in general not smart you never want to have not smart parents that’s just unlucky The smarter the parent the better that’s just how it is and uh you know my parents were not the richest people and you know what they say about poverty it’s it’s it’s it sticks with you right poverty sticks with you it’s not like you can just suddenly not become poor Right it just sticks with you with the generation and you know what I’m kind of I’m straying away from that [ __ ] you know so maybe you know maybe my ass just out of nowhere wins Like A Millie from a lottery like the one time I decid you know what [ __ ] it I’m down my Luck I’m down my luck I got a message from yeah’s not important um I these messages that that I’m getting that are not important this combobulate me bro oh I need to melt this [ __ ] cool let’s craft this ship I’m so [ __ ] lucky Jesus [ __ ] Christ I’m so Lucky that I’m going to keep this I’m going to throw away this I’m going to throw away Em I’m going to keep actually throw the emerals too I don’t need or do I need keep [ __ ] it this throw away this though wait [ __ ] Try this can’t happen to me now so so far over lava what is this come over here [ __ ] yeah bro bro’s gone bro’s gone I’m grab the helmet [ __ ] so I just have it yeah I’m just going to have this really change this [ __ ] cap room keep it off sucker Sucker I’ve worked with lithuanians I worked with them I man there’s some they’re they’re a piece of they’re like they’re like either super work focused on me I’m friendly they’re either like super work focused I got some stuff for you yeah what you think this this kid not have any nothing To give for me my you Ste my gold you steal my gold what the [ __ ] where the other guy out got some gold for you too I don’t anyways I don’t know man they’re they’re a bunch of sweaty individuals lithuanians are really sweaty they are really sweaty I died dead dude holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] seriously bro what holy moly holy moly got heal up got to heal up bro throw these bones away no ST SW please mine into It what is this called this a dungeon hey that’s for you hey thanks give me give me coal hey here take a lift another brick bunch of trash this is just another what is this I thought I found this um [ __ ] you call it the [ __ ] yo I don’t know where my portal Is ly I’ve lost track of it I’m just fall back see if I find the [ __ ] portal oh what that’s the [ __ ] though I’m guessing it’s over there I got to go there and find the Portal bro can’t believe it bro I messed up so bad I don’t know where the [ __ ] Portal is bro bro I messed up so bad I don’t know where the portal is it’s there right yeah it’s here oh okay we’re good bro my iy can’t attack how do I do this wait I got I got I got Shield bro eat too hope don’t die Now what I need to do is kind of split them apart right to build a wall oh okay there we Go that is not the plan okay got something happening now oh How many blaz exactly I I want to get a whole Bunch [ __ ] [ __ ] got a whole bunch nothing so [ __ ] unsafe bro there we go some one oh I got to heal up A oh move got to eat up I got to eat up that good [ __ ] five good ender pearls I need right and the end pearls I get from the gold I’m going to get what I need Way come back [ __ ] You know what maybe it was not meant to be yo so uh welcome to this play through of uh Terraria start chopping down some trees so uh yeah I think this is going to be a series oh no why not a series let’s keep let’s just finish the whole game at Once you know let’s just finish this whole game let’s just finish this whole Game let’s just finish this whole game won’t we let’s finish this whole game I’m playing on medium difficulty so yeah I’m not even change my character bro I’m playing as a standard just guy I’m playing on a larger world so yeah so [ __ ] I played the last time I Play this game bro I was fully stacked now I’m so weak what is This what I’ll take it yeah I’ll take It oh just hey how are they moving up in the world hey we got even Bait this game bro thank you this game is playing with me bro after after being [ __ ] with in Minecraft this game is such a fresh of breath air breath of fresh air fresh of breath Air just don’t really have a light though that’s kind of bad though you can game just pass me a torch you know yo it’s kind of crazy though that I got that I got present not being I’m not used to being treated this way by a Game you know Minecraft only reason Minecraft’s Cool is because of the Super Mario effect where like you die and then you just have the urge of like doing Better and I’m playing with medium for by the way I think I said that already but you know how it is with Alzheimer’s is so cute the stage bro this game is just so cute I can I can make my my torches but what am I doing I’ll do it I’ll do it oh it’s shift okay her bag don’t need this don’t need that grenade just throw them Off bottle what that does I got the Reco potions yeah we take them I can take this chest too there more damage than the sword though I’ll take it I’m going again need to get used to using this Menu I never get no breaks bro I’m never going to get no break This this umbrella kind of good though I’m not going to die some all damage aren’t I I’m actually pretty used to die to fall damage it’s going to be pretty cool though oh present something good now p Candy it’s pretty cool though Block by the way I have crafted the teror blade once in my life I’m a season player this winner stuff is kind of cool though it’s like it’s like new comp not played with okay a problem we have a problem we have a Problem you we have a problem I don’t know how this [ __ ] game controls of really all of the Problems I need the star Fury and gun the sword that shoot stars from the Top that actually be kind of go it hey another one of those presents didn’t drop anything though not cool I don’t think I want to fish a lot though a these r i don’t have the arrows though I’m going to take the healing potion take the recalls torches the wood the coins yeah be good enough for me want to actually M these cuz they give baits don’t they I don’t [ __ ] Know I got to go lowkey mining I’m going to build a [ __ ] bridge over these so annoying Time we’re good now aren’t We I think we’re pretty good I think we’re pretty G right now I got to build myself um [ __ ] houses too man I got to build houses for these NPC Cooks but I don’t really need anything from these NPC Cooks though I really only like the goblin the reforging of [ __ ] I need the hearts too though going the wrong way to beest I got to go the right way cuz that that’s where the jungle is see I’m pretty smart I don’t know that see all this is going to become HED once I beat hard mode you’re not going to need anything M Though and be sure to actually take care of the beetle husk turtle turtle has coming and the beatle also beat the the goem boss get myself a beat armor it’s going to be hard to beat the thing by my own by myself Though think going to be actually hard to beat the bosses by myself I I want to see how it Is I don’t got no way of the nothing throw balls I got no throw balls No last time I just played the normal like uh sword build to be honest I might just do that too I think I’ll make it anything special just normal sword is kind of chill Though a normal SW I might actually just try and reach the end and then dive down and then get the treasure chest I think that would be cool you craft the sword Now not better than this One yes dungeon which we’re not going to enter not now cuz I don’t want to get killed but later I’m going to go There imagine these guys are beating my ass that’s crazy that’s Crazy I lose only half of my gold Though need to be so careful what corruption is there too I’m going to be honest that I don’t remember I’m not going to throw away the lens either actually keep everything but that the corruption is here that not thought I was not actually planning to go wait present I’m Recalling I’m building a little wall Heck going all safe Zone yeah place I everything that I might need don’t Need how did he enter this is full enter no clue but I will need some Rock I thought I might have I need more iron make an iron pickax but I have the copper one I going to do that much problem what is this I will need IR Actually I will actually need IR More I need [Applause] Stone D E Where am [Applause] I where am I oh my God bro this is this what yall want to watch turn around you stupid piece of [ __ ] sorry I said that what candy can block no one more of those cookies bro like [ __ ] like that they Actually Bro What There we’re good now think we’re good Now the [ __ ] out of Here is dirt what am I doing Is the dirt let’s go further Down There we’re good now I can uh somewhat come up and down somewhat Bounce Around Without any issues like that one all of tree song Go wonder they like U these like two uh Teenage Kids by like three teenage kids that uh I see the P the term game ended Mom I thought it was like funny these two like three mental little Kids go all deserve time they did get time if I remember where the [ __ ] did I put my what is that yo stop messing with me bro Game Stop M stop M the candy can is just fast don’t be fast it was just health am I never so lucky bro on me Fool I’d recommend to be honest yeah y’all want to do do volunteer War you know I’m nothing against it volunteering is actually pretty good bolster bolster Bol bolster up your CV you know I be honest do that too long you start thinking some weird ass Stuff and I don’t want to and I don’t mean like like whome time [Applause] right I think if that you should not be thinking you Know do it at your own risks [Applause] finally bombs We good though we’re good though we found some [ __ ] thought this candy can [ __ ] was like a rare item my blood my ass really F that Mind this Dum here I always rolling towards me stop that come here is this mother [ __ ] Bro the [ __ ] I I can c a KN knif crawler there no not KN crawler but the enchanted KN it is night crawler the that I need to get the Stars to be honest enough for the [ __ ] fishing stuff but oh my man this is this is my character Okay this what I’m used to playing okay this is this is the [ __ ] I’m used to okay this is the [ __ ] I’m okay this is where he beat the okay I’m not going to be playing noi okay I’m not a [ __ ] we okay I’m done with this game that was Just a meme okay this whole video was a meme I’m not playing no [ __ ] Terraria bro I’m not playing no Minecraft okay I was no joke I was actually kind of thinking that it would be cool to transition to Terraria but as a me okay to honest thought as a Meme but I actually wanted to play through I wanted to actually play through Minecraft with speedrun it but it just does not seem like it’s going to happen not with uh my patience so uh you know this video is just it it is what it is this video is what it Is I’m going to use it for view view roll anyways I me let’s see can spawn in some bosses oh what happened this not the Boss this could be the hero though you playing Terraria high level no right this could be it A oh This Is Mine by the Way we got a I got the money I have here should I have in Here yeah I’m good I’m I’m done with this game Video Information
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