Mind-Blowing Minecraft in 2024?! Pathos Revealed!

Men with no hoose where are you what are you we’re playing Minecraft bidden 20124 isn’t that [ __ ] Bonkers what the hell do we name this thing there we Go oh what happened so it’s come to my attention that I wasn’t recording for the entire time I was punching that tree over there this may seem uh unbelievable but I got a full stack of Oak planks I could have shown you if I was [ __ ] recording I’m just glad I noticed it

Before I ended the entire video cuz if that happened then I would have hung myself I’m mostly familiar with Minecraft I’ve I’ve never been to that new tree BL cherry blossom biome thing I’ve never been to that got to buy them so I’m going to they also got new music too which

Is [ __ ] sick but I’m actually I’m going to say I love the music in this game but um I’m just going to add my own music in here oh [ __ ] I actually [ __ ] hang on um I know everything about this game shut your [ __ ] mouths you need a [ __ ] crafting

Table uh and I need some [ __ ] tools cuz I found some goodies I would like to have y see that over there already found myself some coal that was actually a lot more coal than I thought I literally only saw one whole or thing and it leads to a [ __ ]

Some Coal there’s no such thing as too much coal need I some some [ __ ] food it won’t [ __ ] die before I get too much wood wood [ __ ] I want to get uh Stone stuff oh there’s more coal I didn’t even see that and there’s even more coal okay

There’s more and more coal I might have to just damn from that single ore of coal that I saw from a distance it went this deep into the [ __ ] wall that’s nuts y see how damage my pickax is already I’m going to need some new materials oh [ __ ] I almost made it

Another wooden X get back to going to check out that biome over there there’s a little mini cave that I want to go there’s like two other caves I just wanted to go check out the new biome cuz I haven’t been to it yet okay I would

Like to get up this [ __ ] Mountain that would be Amazing before I go any deeper I want don’t need a lot of food Jesus Christ it’s so much faster let basically get in the cave I don’t feel like going under water the sun’s going down that oh [ __ ] I’ve actually not seen any animals in sight which is

Questionable cuz I I need some [ __ ] food D there was like no animals where did all the animals go there’s a lava pool over here and whole lot of nothing I set some [ __ ] down I need I need some food I ran a [ __ ] Stone I’m going to

Get some more St I see a Mr creeper up there oh [ __ ] is about to leave me alone I got an axe is that a village up there what I’m looking at cuz I still want to go to that new biome but it’s night time all right you know what going

Pack up all my stuff eat my Food I’m going to head down to that biome I’m going to take that place to consider a CU I think it is a village but I could be wrong in the meantime I’m going to go check out this cherry tree biome and Mr zombie how you doing on this fine

Evening I don’t need a sword I have Mr axe [ __ ] damn let kill his buddy bro for pretty little Cherry Forest this [ __ ] got a lot of lot of mobs rolling around I am not nervous at all I am a Minecraft veteran I Think see you damn I need I need to [ __ ] eat out of the way out of the way out of the way I don’t be with y’all [ __ ] that’s a bunny that’s a creeper [ __ ] oh hello the whole gang’s here huh oh my God what the hell there’s like I don’t have a

Shield I need those cows that’s a witch where are all these people coming from oh you’re throwing [ __ ] at me [ __ ] I’m why is there so many big Angry hating mobs over on the cherry blossom Forest that not a good way to introduce a new biome I’ll be honest

They’re still chasing me bro okay I need Pig I need pig [ __ ] God damn it leave me alone okay I’m going to head over to that other place you missed y aim stinks your aim ow I’ve been holding down on this shift key for like 3 minutes another witch

Great what bro did not just snipe me like that okay I think I’m getting close to that fire pit thing I saw I thought it was like a village I hope it is cuz I’m about to [ __ ] die I need to set up a place where I can cook my

Food sun’s coming up Jesus Christ they’re running around all night okay you sheep I actually need you I need wolves for a bed I also need some more [ __ ] food okay it is a village thank [ __ ] God I’m so hungry I can’t run so I can

Let let go of the shift key cuz what the hell is the point hello Squidwards or’s a creeper by the way it’s creeper in your homes going to steal your wheat I need myself some bread that’s [ __ ] little [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh my God oh my go I need I need to go inside I need to set up my food okay whose house is this I’m breaking into it why is there two people in here hope I’m not interrupting anything I’m so um I your guys’s Day man didn’t even close the door on the way out what an uncivilized [ __ ] need them Foods I need them Foods I need them grub grubs I don’t want to set my respawn point there just trying to open up the furnace for my food might as well just cook all

My food now that I’m here I know I’m going to need plenty of it where I want to live necessarily I just want to have like an open field that has like a lot of trees nearby and just animals and [ __ ] just like just like a simple PLS biome I think there’s

Um one right behind this Village on that side over there in in the meantime I get tree I kill sheep what you got in here apples I take them potatoes I take them bread I take him everything you got in your chests I take him dog there’s two houses

In this Village never mind my bad wello I’m not going to end this episode by the time I already have a house and that’s it I’m not ending this episode until I build a house so yall just going to have to sit here and watch me do absolutely nothing before I even begin

On my you get to watch sweet murder on PO innocent animals chill out p y yoink yoink give me your meat pause pause pause I can’t play this game Rabbits oh the other one drowned okay my axe about to break so I might have to build a new need some ow need some Stone Uh when is this ax going to break it looks like it’s about to break by the second I break something with it what the hell why is there a stable all the way down here the village is up there there oh iron there there goes my axe how the

[ __ ] do I get up there I need to have to grab it from the top but like but I also might fall to my death I see it I see it I see it I should build a shovel I need a shovel after one of these blocks I’m

Going to fall to my test if I don’t be careful okay I guess I don’t pick it up okay I’ll go grab it from the bottom so I might build my house somewhere over here and I can okay I got to watch for my [ __ ] feet Jesus Christ I can come

Back over here just cuz there’s a [ __ ] ton of caves and stuff hello there’s like three creepers in here four great [ __ ] you guy’s weak oh my my Lord that is a lot of you oh [ __ ] I saw you I saw you I saw you little

[ __ ] oh my God I need to [ __ ] eat it’s getting dark I need to build a [ __ ] house like hey Is that centered it’s not centered so I’m going to have Two okay I need to get these trees here Mr Chicken oh you saw me from far away I don’t know why I kept jumping into him it took a [ __ ] ton of damage Dam you saw me from far away you guys have good ass eyesight for someone who’s [ __ ] dead I suck at

Combat I’mma Be honest I’m just going to admit it I suck at combat I also suck at playing the game oh I did not even see you I was not paying attention you guys are jumping hopping hopping all over the damn place mother [ __ ] need to chill

Out I have The High Ground your son of a [ __ ] oh great don’t blow up my [ __ ] house I just started on it Jesus Christ I can’t be left alone for for 2 minutes during the night y’all see that oh you got a shovel I got an axe I thought I sucked at

Combat God damn it where the hell are you I knew you going to climb up and try to get me might be getting I guess decent at combat what’s that there I need to build a door I’m keeping you out of my house Mr horse I don’t have enough wood to finish

My house nor build a bed I should have cut down more trees before this it’s a baby zombie [ __ ] I’m going to hang myself damn you’re [ __ ] fast how are you getting me I need to build a [ __ ] bed me that bed I should have just sto one from the villagers but

Like whatever in the meantime I’m actually going to wrap up something real quick before I end this video I’m building a ho for me Farm me Farm why do you want to come in my house where should I build a farm like right here build it right here SE and barely have enough iron to make bucket so I can get some water so I could just build it all the way over here that would take too long to just go back and forth between the two to my house and the farm where I need Food so I don’t feel like doing that need a lot of seeds since I do not have much iron and I need iron to get a bucket but I also need iron for like materials armor shield and [ __ ] like that I’m going need a lot of iron but that would

Make this episode really [ __ ] long so I’m just going to end it there dear Phantom I let you drag me underneath this wall [Applause] Oh