Minecraft Hardcore: Beating with NO TOOLS

This is a live look at what people who try to beat Minecraft with tools look like and this is a live look at me because a man of my caliber doesn’t need tools to be Minecraft that’s right I’m taking the training wheels off and playing Minecraft the way it’s meant to

Be played if you’re stupid so you may be wondering wait why does my skin look like this wait what wait what the hell is going on guys why does my skin look like this why am I not my actual skin okay there we go finally that was weird

Anyway okay so you may be wondering how am I going to do this well first we need to get iron for a bucket and with that bucket we will then be able to fill it with water then find a lava lake and make the Nether Portal and the two ways

We can find iron is from killing a Golem at a village or getting iron from buried treasure I just realized I I already failed oh my God all right let’s just redo that act like nothing happened okay this is actually going to be more difficult than I thought because just

Just even knowing that the whole goal of this video is to not you know play Minecraft with tools at all I still want to make tools so yeah I’ll just do this just for building blocks I assume and then yeah we need to kill cows for food there we go it’s

Definitely not going to be easy to kill these cows especially with how fast they run but if there’s a will there’s a way even though it’s really difficult there there is a way and you know what I can make leather armor too oh my God we’ve come across

The Holy Land we can just murder all the cows here get a bunch of food this is possibly the greatest day ever okay I actually think that’s enough food we have a lot of food so I yeah I think I just want to find a vill dude what is that a village already

Jesus that’s really lucky oh yeah I also forgot to mention oh my God wait I’m actually the luckiest person of all time I forgot to mention yeah I’m doing this in hardcore mode nice Golden Apple we can’t use that which kind of sucks but I can use that to light the portal you

Know what I am going to take the chest though I am going to take the chest in case I want storage and then yeah obviously we have to throw that out um no I can’t I was going to say maybe I can make a portal from that but no okay

So there’s definitely a Golem here this is actually really lucky and we’re going to get a lot of food too from the hay bales yep and then we’ll just do this to kill the Iron Golem and hopefully it drops three to make a bucket wow five isn’t that actually like

The max you can get what the heck I’m the luckiest person of all time okay well I made that possibly the worst way you could ever make a bucket but we now have a bucket and you know what I’m going to take these beds I think the

Only logical way for me to kill the dragon is by blowing it up with Beds which I have literally never done before so I may mess it up but at least I’m trying that’s the main thing that counts and even more bread oh my God bread God I actually shouldn’t have even killed

Any animals that was kind of a waste of time not like this is a speedrun anyway I suppose but Jesus man I can take that saddle too for a horse oh that’s a lot of beds as well 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 I know you

Can kill the dragon with four beds but I’m very bad at Minecraft so the more beds the better going to plant this down oh my God it’s so much bread wow all right well I’m good I’m good for the entire run over 100 bread wait we’re having a little congregation here why is

Everybody here at Town Hall why are they all talking to this guy is he a drug dealer oh well I can’t use any of his Services he’s an arms dealer actually oh Jesus this guy will give me Redstone Dust if I give him one Emerald that’s possibly the worst trade

Of all time okay so I think my next form of business now that I have a water bucket is to find lava and then bam we get to the nether that’s actually so fast so let me think about this for a second so to get from the nether to the

End we need blaze rods which isn’t that hard to get just kill blazes right I can do that I can do that I think uh but the other one is to get pearls and typically what people do to get pearls is they mine gold from the Bastion and then

Trade with the piglins but obviously I can’t mine gold from the Bastion cuz I don’t have any tools so I guess I’m just going to try to find a warped forest and then kill Enderman in the Warped forest and then bam then we have eyes and then we go to the

Stronghold yeah getting to the stronghold is going to be the most annoying part for me because I have to actually mine like however many blocks underground oh no it’s night time there’s monsters out now they aren’t easy counter the bed the bed is actually crazy you use the

Bed to kill the dragon you use the bed what the hell oh no I’m out of food whatever will I do I have bread how do you die as starvation just eat bread you know this challenge seemed a lot more difficult in my head now that I think about it it’s

Actually not that difficult unless I get to the nether and it’s way more difficult than I actually think it is you know what the hardest part may actually being finding a lava lightake cuz I can’t seem to find one I found a brown and gray sheep before finding a

Lava lake I don’t know how rare these are but that is kind of crazy maybe in some World another brown one wow I think I’m going to do the speedrun Strat where the hell is my wood there it is but first I want to get some more

Wood oh man this is torture this is actual torture do you guys like watching me suffer okay if I can actually build the portal like this I’m probably going to come I think I’ve only Built the portal like this oh wow there’s a guardian area over there unfortunately I

Can’t take any of the gold I think I’ve only Built the portal in those little magma Ravines like twice and that was so long ago I don’t really remember how I even did it wow I found a snowy Village I found a snowy Village before I could

Even find a magma Ravine that is pretty incredible that is pretty amazing oh my God and a Plains Village right next to the snowy Village it’s actually Insane luck if you think about it but it’s not really the type of luck that I want okay guys we got oh wow actually a

Buried treasure math that’s actually really good but we got a smithing template for no armor but that’s okay oh wow oh wow that’s the iron motherload right there wow wow we have gold to trade iron to make armor some food water breathing which I don’t really need but you know that’s cool

I’ll take the emeralds too wow that’s insane Ah that’s really lucky oh my God and there is the lava pool this is the luckiest seed of all time wait and a blacksmith okay what is it okay okay not bad actually we can make the portal and

Then iron boots so I don’t even have to waste iron it’s it’s not even a waste but I don’t even have to use iron to make the boots that’s crazy what are you doing asleep in my bed this is now my bed Mr villager can I push him out of the

Bed get out of my bed wait you actually can push them out of the bed what I didn’t think you could do that oh no he slept for a millisecond actually now you can’t leave now he’s stuck in there for all eternity was black out the windows too like Mr Beast

In that Walmart challenge so now the windows are blacked out he has no contact with the outside world oh yeah man this is what it’s all about right here they’re talking to each other what information did they just exchange okay watch and learn my friends watch and learn this is how you

Make a nether portal except I actually have to break these really slow to do the bottom of the portal that kind of sucks okay so I believe the play here is to do that and then do a little bit of that okay and then that e oh okay well that was an accident

There we go we actually made a nether portal without ever using a tool that is awesome greatest Minecraft player of all time right here now the piglins won’t harm me cuz I have gold in my head dude that’s actually crazy I got really lucky I’m not going to lie and you have

Actually got to be kidding me this is the worst spawn I have ever seen thank God we’re playing in the new version of the game where the portal doesn’t give us the nausea effect because my god dude this would be so annoying trying to break these with that I hear lava All

Around Me by the way where the hell am I oh God I I didn’t foresee this I didn’t foresee spawning inside of a wall we have air oh God all right I’m just going to make a note those are where my coordinates are actually I’m going to

Write them down in the chat as well well this is a horrible spawn uh maybe it’s not so bad actually if we can figure out a way to get over there yeah I’m going to use every single building block I have just trying to get over to that

Area I don’t see a fortress or anything which kind of sucks but that’s a nice little open area I think I think we’ll be we’ll be good over there I didn’t foresee building the longest bridge this game has ever seen wait I just realized you know what what I should have what

The hell how did I not think of this I should have made a shield from the very beginning oh no I don’t have any wood yeah I’m sorry I’m not doing this without a shield there’s no way in how I’m doing this without a shield okay

There’s a gas right there Pro tip you see a gas you turn your render distance to two chunks that way it can’t see you that could be considered cheating but you know what we’re we’re playing the game a little unconventional right now so I’m going to do what I can to live

Like you know it’s a setting in the game I’m going to use it and then turn it back up when I’m safe yeah that’s how you play the game and we have protection folks oh wow we found a Bastion um that kind of sucks though because like I was saying earlier

I can’t really do much at the Bastion uh but I can trade a little bit of gold I guess I have eight gold in my inventory so I guess I could trade a little bit see this spot I’m at is really good cuz I can just sit here and kill the wait

How are they stuck okay come on guys come on get in the hole get in the hole like your friend dude come on go go go in the hole God dang it he is refusing to get in the hole what if I what if if I did that he

Now he’s in the hole all right come here come here buddy you can get up here come on you can do it up here you need to jump up yes and then you go in the hole now we have trapped piglin brutes nice warped Forest cool that’s one of the two things

We need so now I can go over there and get ender pearls granted I think that will actually take a really long time okay now let’s see how long this takes to get one Pearl okay there we go I think I got a pearl from that I could have sworn yes I

Did oh well awesome let’s just get that luck with every single oh well I actually wonder and maybe this is me being crazy I wonder if I turn my fov down to two if then all the Endermen will spawn and side of the area that I’m loading instead of who knows

Where oh my God that was scary that freaked me out I won’t lie that freaked me out you know what I’m going to trade with my guy over here and then more black stone okay well he didn’t give me anything I really wanted but it’s better than nothing so

You know I accept it effective Enderman bullying tactic right here ow uh does he not know I’m looking right at him his render distance is a little low low he can’t he can’t sense me I remember a time not too long ago where Endermen were really difficult and they were

Really hard to kill because they teleported and nowadays Enderman just don’t teleport they just stand there and it’s like the least scary thing ever and I just don’t know what happened to them man they changed they really oh shoot oh my god oh Jesus oh my God where did that guy come

From oh my God oh my God bro one of the Enderman are trolling dude they put a freak what the hell what the hell man they destroyed one of my dirt blocks above my head okay I think 14 pearls are honestly fine I’ve been sitting here for 40 minutes now just

Killing Enderman trying to find them actually is actually a hassle which I didn’t think it would be but finding them has been a hassle probably because this war Force biome is actually humongous what is that I have never seen that before I didn’t know that actually even

Spawned oh oh my God thank the Lord I finally found it God dang it I’m not going to lie to y’all this sucks it was really tempting to cheat I’m not going to lie it was really tempting to cheat and be like you know what I could just do SL locate which to

Be fair I don’t think is even a big deal I did that in uh in the Herobrine video video and you know what’s funny I I did that in the Herobrine video I said I was going to do it in the Herobrine video and I did it on recording like I I put

It in the video I wasn’t trying to hide it at all I use SL locate to find one of the structures and then I was reading the comments to that video and one of the comments was like oh my God guys look at this point of the video you can

See he opened the chat and what do you see when he open the chat he use slator it’s like yeah yeah I did so what so what oh my God nice we got two rods now that’s actually really good Okay this may be the stupidest thing I have ever

Done but there is a blaze rod right there and my goal is to get it oh my God oh my God there are so many more blazes than I thought there were what the hell okay seven Blaze P or 14 blaze powder I I think I’ll do this I don’t know if I

Can get one more before I leave that would be cool but oh maybe I can get this one I don’t know these take kind of long to get especially with that especially with that how am I going to get out of here I suppose the one

Surefire way to get out of here is to just throw a pearl and hope I land in a good area here goes nothing okay nice actual good spot actual good spot and they can’t reach me nice dude that was actually a way better plan than I thought it was going

To be let’s go there we go there we go finally there’s our oh God you know what I it’s fine it’s fine oh my God what happened to my helmet my helmet my helmet broke at some point oh God I hate these skeletons they’re so annoying I tell you making The Shield is

Probably the best decision I’ve ever made what the hell that’s the phas logo what an idiot made it back I think that was an hour and a half I was in the nether for probably um yeah obviously on video that may have been like like a 3 minute

Segment me going going in the nether but in reality that was an hour and a half okay so where is the oh God wait we have to sleep don’t don’t hit me no no please no please God dang it all right about now no surely I get it before yeah yeah yeah

I’m good I’m good I’m good get rolled buddy so where the portal is that way oh my God how awesome would it be if the portal was ocean exposed that would actually be perfect for this challenge cuz then I wouldn’t have to like 200 blocks down with just my

Fist oh wow I’m right on top of it well that’s cool and that’s annoying all at the same time uh where did that eye go all right guys I’ll see you in an hour when I get all the way down to the stronghold I’m actually going to hold

This water bucket in my inventory just in case I need it oh my god wow wait that stronghold wasn’t far down at all I mean there’s the wow okay let’s go that’s it’s really surprising I really didn’t expect it to be so close okay hey man we’re actually doing

This that’s crazy actually um I don’t really need any of these blocks the golden apple is cool it can stay and yeah I don’t even have torches either um cuz there’s no way for me to really get Co oh wow we can wow just renew the

Armor oh and Pearl chests all right next to each other wow leading straight to the stronghold okay wow it was a zero eye I can’t believe I had just enough for it okay all right so I like I said I haven’t done this really before um killing the

Dragon with beds um okay let’s do this so I go in dude dude you’re trolling me actually right there right there I have to make this jump that’s not a crazy jump so that’s good wow that could have been really bad so from watching other people do this I actually know kind of

What to do I know you have to come all the way over here and I’m not trying to speedrun this again so I can make a few mistakes that’s fine U but I know you’re supposed to do this and that so that you can place the bed down and then I think

If you go to the side I may be hosting like a little speedrun master class right now I think if you go to the side like I am right now the dragon will more quickly perch like it is right now what that that was clearly a mistake on my

End God dang it dude is that Enderman mad at me oh God Enderman please don’t be mad at me dude he’s mad at me isn’t he bro please bro this is quite literally the only thing to do in this situation bro oh my God what is going on

Dude I’m doing it so so late bro I suck at this I suck no no oh my beds that means there’s literally only one way I can get this done and it’s by going to each individual d one by one with a water bucket bro this is so annoying how much

Was this going to hurt me how much is this going to hurt me oh oh okay I got my answer it hurts a lot it hurts a lot it hurts so much no oh God dang it that’s my gamer rage noise if I just knew how to use a

Bed then this would have been the perfect run god dude I have no idea how those people do that I I have no idea how they do that I mean hey as a wise man once said if I only had a bed I would have defeated the Ender Dragon now

I am that wise man okay that really sucks I’m uh I’m going to cry now