Over there oh shoot uh uh yes sir why do you have your door closed I’m sorry sorry that was a big mistake I you know noobs never keep their door closed you know step outside for me who are you identify yourself uh yes sir let me uh Sorry let me just uh get through my door here um uh sorry um uh my name is Evo I’ve been a noob for 573 days tell me your favorite block in Minecraft it’s it’s dirt it’s always dirt it’s always been dirt I wouldn’t even want to live In a world without dirt okay you’re free to go but next time keep your door open and don’t make me tell you twice yes sir you don’t have to tell me again this is how the world was now a world overrun by noobs it’s been many days Since I’ve seen a block that wasn’t dirt ever since the noob Revolution took place everything got turned to dirt even the trees it was all manually done the noob Society made sure that no player got too advanced so they made everything dirt and this is how the world was now There wasn’t a single normal Block in sight Just For Miles it was only dirt in the ground the ground was covered in the worst thing possible holes that went all the way down to bedrock just straight down all from noobs only being told to mine straight down it was mandatory that Noobs can only mine straight down if they’re caught mining anything other than straight down they will be exiled and unfortunately I feel responsible for this mess all because of something I did a while back oh my God look it’s a noob yo Noob hey over here whoa whoa whoa Who’s hitting me bro chill out I have a secret for you do you want to know how to find diamonds Super quickly oh yes yes yeah I do I do okay perfect all you have to do is just dig straight down and you’ll find diamonds instantly are you Serious yeah yeah bro dude that’s how you find diamonds yeah all right good luck man I can’t wait to watch this Noob fall to his death what happened oh my god there are so many holes what did he do how did this Noob dig so many holes and not die Hey Noob why did you dig so many how did you not fall to your death by now what is going on what is this guy think hey Noob Noob come over here what are you doing whoa whoa whoa who’s hitting me bro oh my God it’s just me I was here Like 2 minutes ago oh yeah thanks for all the help I found so many diamonds are you serious you actually found that oh God what did I do do and uh yeah that’s how I was kind of responsible for uh the whole mess as for the dirt houses Well all noobs nowadays live in identical dirt houses I managed to upgrade my dirt house a little bit but everyone pretty much has the same size dirt house and of course they all really don’t have doors there’s a lot of controversy but most noobs think it’s Too advanced to have a door so a lot of them just don’t have a door at all I’m a little ashamed of this but I also caused this mess too hey Noob did you know that all the pros are building with dirt now for their houses are you serious I’m Going to go get some dirt yeah yeah get a ton of dirt for this house oh man noobs oh my God this Noob built a ginormous dirt house what wait what a dirt door how is that even possible that’s not even in the game oh my God do Not tell me this Noob made dirt stairs how did you even do that Noob how did you do this oh thank you you said all the pros were building dirt houses so I got really creative with all the dirt yeah that doesn’t even make any sense cuz these blocks literally do not exist And that was how I started part of this tragedy the noobs became so invested with dirt that they even started making new dirt blocks it was probably the second worst thing that happened since the noobs took over Society but the first worst thing if you travel a bit North from Noob Society you’ll notice a giant mound of pure diamond ore you’ll probably think this is a bit odd for Noob Society but there’s a reason to it all of of this diamond ore was collected by noobs for many many years and it serves one single purpose noobs only Come here to mine this diamond ore with wooden pickaxes all of the noobs think that if they mine the diamond ore for long enough with the wooden pickaxe they’ll actually get the diamond I only come here to blend in with all the noobs because where do you think the noobs got All this diamond ore from that’s right all the pros that existed before Noob Society even the owner himself if eventually noobs outnumbered Pros 100 to1 and there was nothing that even the best of the pros could do to stop it so one by one any player that was deemed Not a noob was exiled and all of their stuff was stolen after the pros were gone the noobs multiplied in numbers and soon there were so many noobs that there was nothing we could do to turn back there were no more Pros left in the World except for me but my time was soon over I knew knew I couldn’t hide anymore Noob EO we have come to your home today because we have reports that you are in possession of an illegal item we need you to turn this illegal item over to us Right now or else you will be punished by death well wa I don’t even know what you’re talking about I don’t have any illegal items I literally just have dirt and wood tools on me let me make it clear that if you do not turn over this Illegal item you will be punished by death if we end up finding it on your premise I swear I don’t know what you’re talking about I don’t have any ilal items you can check my inventory I literally just have dirt and Wood Tools that’s all I need I’ll give you one more Chance if you give us the illegal item right now you will have 10 years off your sentence and we will not punish you with death so it’s either you give it up now or face the worst fine fine fine fine I’ll give it to you okay but you Just have to make sure you keep your promise okay I’ll give it to you here goes nothing please take the illegal item out of the chest and throw it to us from a distance we don’t want you trying anything and just like that I gave up the last possession I had of the Advanced world my stone pickaxe I kept it in there for so many years but finally they figured me out okay there you have it okay now send me to jail okay just promise me you’ll take time off my sentence after careful consideration after housing an illegal Item for many years you will not be sentenced to jail wait really you will be punished by death and that was the end of the pros existing in the noob World there were no Pros left hey guys in this video I’m going to show you how to download Minecraft Pocket Edition completely for free guys after the noob government broke into my house and discovered that I was housing an illegal item my stone pickaxe I was now being sent to somewhere terrible the new police took me all the way to the mountains where no one ever Escapes from this place was dreaded by every noob in the world and you did not want to end up here but because of my crime I was now being sent to the noob prison except this is no ordinary prison this prison was only meant for noobs that committed crimes that were punishable by Death and having a tool that’s not wooden will get you here noobs one by one are placed above a giant pit that looks like dirt but is very much not they drop into a pit of lava and are never seen again and within minutes this Was going to be the same fate that I was going to suffer Nob ebo in about 2 minutes you will be sent to the pit for your illegal actions these illegal actions include the possession of an illegal item which in this case was a stone pickaxe I suggest you take these Last moments of your life to reflect on why you decided to break the rules and just like that that was the end of my journey I had no way to escape this was the end wait was it wait I’m literally in a dirt prison right now wait what I Could literally just dig out uh there’s no guards around um okay I’m just going to go over here and hopefully no one sees me I went to the corner my cell and waited till no guards were around and I started digging through the walls I was going to dig my Way out of the new prison I had no clue what I was going to do when I got out because once I did I was going to be a wanted man I started building my way up and I dug into another player’s cell oh Uh hey hey what what are you doing in my cell how did you get here uh don’t worry just act like I wasn’t here I estimated that I had about 1 minute before the guard figured out I was gone so I was going to need to make a fast Escape I Got up to the surface and I didn’t see any guards around but I was also in the worst position possible I had no cover and I was out in the open I had no choice but to just start running down the mountain I was hoping that if I got Away from the mountains I would find a forest but I ran into a huge problem and that was the noobs guarding the edge of the mountains I had no clue how I was going to get past them it would only be about 30 more seconds before all the Noobs in the area are alerted about my escape this was my only chance and I was going to need to think of something fast or else I was going to be sent back to that prison with no Second Chances but then I remembered something I completely Forgot all of the guards are just noobs so I decided to walk right up and pretend that I was a noob I made sure not to Sprint and I just casually walked by all the noob guards and most of them didn’t even pay attention to me when I Got over the mountain I saw the forest but hey you there uh hey what is your new name my nob name is uh evmo emmo what is your role Evo uh my role is to get more dirt of course cuz I love dirt you know a prisoner with a Very similar name just escaped and I have word that he’s trying to escape into the forest oh well you know the crazy thing is I was actually going to go into the forest to look for him oh it checks out all right you can go oh my God that actually worked by some miracle I outsmarted the new police and I escaped into the dirt Forest I had cover except I was still running into a huge problem and that was I had nowhere to go I couldn’t go back to Noob Village because they were obviously going to be Looking for me there but at the same time I couldn’t even mine these trees to get wooden tools these trees were completely dirtified but that’s when I discovered something actually crazy I found a clearing in the forest and when I went into it I found something that Looked like the remnants of an old base but this wasn’t just any base this looked like a pro Bas it’s been years since I’ve seen a pro base and most of them were wiped out by the noob government because they didn’t want noobs seeing that bases like that Actually existed but this was an underground base I took a look around to make sure I wasn’t being set up and I decided to head my way down into the base if there was any chance I was going to find left over loot that could help Me in some way it was going to be in this base I looked around but I wasn’t even surprised to see that everything was covered in dirt it was hard to even make out what this base used to be made out of because it was all just dirt now Even the the crops were dirt I went over to one of the walls and I found out that there were barrels all alongside the wall each one was empty and I had no luck finding anything but then I opened one barrel and I found a skew I was so Confused this was such a weird thing to find in a barrel left over in a pro base why would a pro leave behind a skew I didn’t make any sense of it but I decided to keep looking through all the barrels to see what I could find hey Guys in this video I’m going to show you how to download Minecraft Pocket Edition completely for free guys so many of them were empty but at the very top I found a piece of paper with writing on it it said 48759 778 I had no clue what that meant but Things were getting weirder now why was there pieces of paper with writing on them and why were they hidden in these barrels then it got even weirder when I found a piece of paper that said it’s a curse things were getting really strange now and I had to find more clues I went Over to the other wall and I ended up finding more skes better yet I found another piece of paper that said hope that’s it there were too many thoughts in my head to process what was going on I kept looting the chest and kept finding more skuts then I found a paper That said still pros and one final paper that said Vanishing and that was the last I found in all of the chests there was nothing left in all of the barrels except for five scoes and those five pieces of paper I had no clue what to Make of them what I did know is that a pro left these here for a reason but what was it all of these messages made no sense hope still Pros does that mean there are still Pros out there somewhere and what are these numbers I feel like I’ve seen numbers like that before but I just couldn’t remember except I did remember one thing five skuts that must have meant I was supposed to make a turtle shell I crafted the helmet and I put it on but other than that I still had no clue what to do and that’s when The realization hit me the numbers on the first piece of paper were coordinates it’s been too long since I actually knew how to use coordinates but I knew the coordinates were in this base and they were right in this corner there was something this Pro left somewhere Hidden in this corner I just needed to find it I tried breaking open the wall but the block must have been dirt covered Stone and nothing happened but the other one was wood I punched open the wall and to my surprise there was a barrel down below I went ahead and Opened it and what I found was a book A book of curse of Vanishing suddenly some of the pieces started connecting I had two pieces of paper and I put them together and they said it’s a curse and Vanishing I just knew this couldn’t have been a coincidence why else would the Pro have gone through Great Lengths to hide that book but I had no ideas except one crazy one I took the turtle shell off of my head and I opened one of the anvils this was my only idea I had no clue what I was doing but I may as well Go for it I didn’t know why I did it but the skuts being left the turtle shell helmet in the book I don’t know it just sounded right so I put on the helmet what what is going on blocks that are not dirt what what’s happening right Now I’m so lost what is going on I don’t get it how is this Turtle helmet making me see regular blocks this doesn’t make any sense it all looks real though this base I mean every block is wait a minute that doesn’t mean that oh my God what the Video Information
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