Minecraft PE: Epic Race to the Striped Far Lands

Hello and welcome to oneway where we go one way and that’s West more or less the Sheep agrees anyway this is done on a phone you might hear calling scratching noises in order to do certain Maneuvers otherwise the phone is held wide to prevent such nasty auditory effects also to

Uh when we stop a segment we either will stop after a sleep or in a boat on land at this far out if you’re not on an exact half block increment you’ll fall through the world and die so either fall asleep and stop the world

There CU it puts you in an exact spot or in a boat on land so that you can maneuver yeah I’m trying to think of what I’m doing here or put a boat on land so you won’t fall through because you’re obviously in an entity that’s bigger

Than a block so you got to be over a half block so with all that being said and of course the a pit where a pit is definitely not needed and we’re starting off how the uh how most of the last episode was very uncooperative terrain with the complete inability to go anywhere

Cuz yeah we can’t move that way so it is a Monday and I believe it’s the only weather day that we’re going to get a little extra content [Applause] in and yes it’s raining very hard and I know it actually does come out on the video cuz when it did before eat the

Food when it was really really hard before I didn’t know if it would microphone would pick it up but it certainly did [Applause] here’s a major storm going through with a lot of rain and wind Al the wind for the most part is just more annoying than it is uh really

Heavy and the rain I’ve looked at the radar it’s very spot in terms of intensity it’s a solid it’s a solid wall but there’s a literally a minute where it’s practically the end of the world then all of a sudden it’s light then it’s suddenly heavy

Again all right is can we get any Cooperative land and there’s a lot of metal creaking even though I’m looking out and it doesn’t take much to make that happen in this building I mean the wind is actually not that strong wonder what they cheaped out on to make all that noise over

[Applause] nothing I mean literally I’m looking out yeah the trees are moving a little bit but that’s about [Applause] it and of course it’s all going the wrong way cuz we’re getting too far out north and south cuz it makes enough of a difference hell are we doing

On all right good well maybe not that’s what we’ll do because it’s a [Applause] mountain well lost a block there do once [Applause] more yeah we’ll take it up to there do exciting tunneling that way we won’t have to do too much and we’re bypassing a uh bypassing some climbing and getting the

Stone that we do need of course put that there can’t Move yep and we can move the player we put this back so there’s not a space to worry about yeah I’m not quite committed yet to Breaking Free here cuz we need the stone and updated again there’s still not I think the stutters are here to stay annoying as they are

And we hit another pit we actually ran put it there I just want to [Applause] advance it work before oh well whatever we got a freebie break okay we got plenty of diamonds so we can make another Diamond Pi pickaxe so I’m not terribly worried about that right now

Not that it’s going to go away anytime soon so I am very sure that all my breaks including lunch will be rained out [Applause] all right since we got some uh dirt blocks in our inventory we continue we can go through these before we go through the important stuff and we can move the player if we’re going to take up a space for dirt might as well have enough of

It and we’re stuck all right let’s switch over to dirt and this goes down [Applause] here move a position there we go it’s starting to get dark out so best to put a bed down and sleep the night [Applause] I hate the stutters all right so can go this way oh come on

There going to go backwards a little bit because we can need to in order to make [Applause] progress coincident it’s raining here and [Applause] outside okay a little more this way right there some pretty stuff finally we got a halfway decent go of oh a little more this way not that far [Applause]

And Dave grilled it there and bad timing there all right so let’s move this way think we got a river to sail through so what I’m going to do is for our safety we won’t fall through the world in case we’re not aligned properly so that’ll be

It yeah I wonder what Creeks cuz it’s not really terribly windy out anyway that’s it see you at lunch very likely and we’re back of course it pulled this trick [Applause] oh no well the quote unquote Studio I normally use is currently being used so I’m using the

Other conference room which I call the other Studio the less creaky side of the building cuz yeah it’s a little windy out but it’s not I mean it’s just barely storm Force I mean just barely then again when the landlord’s on the roof doing stuff it almost sounds like

There’s a her of cattle up there and for someone is for someone the landlord size it’s an awful lot of noise [Applause] o no let get around that and a mountain while we at it come on yep over over and one more yeah you go hey y

Yay not this way okay this way further this way I mean it’s better supp have to be a half block off move thank [Applause] you don’t want to duck [Applause] yeah [Applause] all right we could actually let me move the player [Applause] [Applause] turn so this is lunch [Applause] break of course if we can just move the player instead of tagging every possible block that exists all right now I want to move a little bit there you go well not necessarily bad more than one [Applause] position you know what I don’t like this so

Turn and take it a little bit out of time here CU I want to be out of the range of monsters there we [Applause] go some things are somewhat slight L easier with the Hideous Precision errors that we now have like the ridiculous speed we move

Where it can hop hop across trees pretty quickly all right it’s turning Turn save the [Applause] spot actually want to put a bed there well premature stop [Applause] there I see a zombie down there what just happened okay pressing a button now we react to it here we go now starting to ignore commands there we go not good the cow GRE yep move the

Player yep player jumping [Applause] move move the player nice jump I’m glad you did absolutely nothing oh oh oh bad well we’re still on top of a tree that’s important it’ be nice is that this biome that I hate would end and we move the player oh look there’s an

End now we just have to get there player moves forward let’s try that there we [Applause] go [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] jungle is hidden miss it can be annoying but it’s it’s doable course we got roofed by you know the roof Forest trying to uh get its ugly little head back into the game

Right we got to keep an eye on the clock cuz the lunch breaks those are timed we got to finish on time and if we late we lose Money the other breaks AKA coffee coffee breaks as they call them sometimes it’s a little fudge Factor there but unless I really am in a important part of the uh Expedition where my safety is involved in the game I might stretch it out a little bit

Here I got to keep an eye on the clock and it gets five minutes towards the end we’re going to see what’s going on and then maybe end it a little [Applause] early usually doesn’t have to be random touch Circle that doesn’t go away I did touch the screen there by

Accident but it’s stay in there to the 4856 kilm Zone there we go [Applause] [Applause] okay this way [Applause] almost perfect [Applause] turn oh there’s Cooperative terrain for sure [Applause] and a village that I probably don’t have a way of getting to place the boat place the boat place

The boat Bo boat the [Applause] [Applause] boat perfect we don’t have to idiot hop okay we’ll just do this okay how about grab the food there we go [Applause] yep move the [Applause] player all right we’re going to use this as our free bed oh they finally fixed that bug where

Actually the inventory will start with the screen on cuz I like having the current inventory on hand show up instead of the all crafting recipe thing which don’t care for [Applause] okay how about exit there we go how on beds I’m sometimes it helps to pay attention sometimes it’s a bit okay

You’re in a bad spot that I can’t oh I actually could [Applause] [Applause] H yep I pushed the button Let’s ignore It yep move the player there we go one to go that’s in a bad spot and no we’re fine with beds Now yeah I’m going to have to go a little out of my way to get to somewhere that’s bad move Boat Boat jeez doesn’t want to put a boat down [Applause] and yeah it’s raining like crazy out here fortunately outside of a line of strong showers that went through couple hours

Ago the Old Homestead isn’t getting the brunt of it this time although still a [Applause] lot boat it’s getting brighter outside so the worst is about over and the storm itself for the most part is going to be the bulk of it’s going to be over with in

A roughly when I’m going home although the wind will stick around right now we got to pay attention to the clock we get a land mass over to the [Applause] left I had the back pel no it’s underwat [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] is all right generally I do like these long stretches

But when it’s close to break ending it maybe we could just have some land [Applause] [Applause] up there we go and mushroom Island that’s the perfect thing if the sun were [Applause] coming cuz I know some people you know new people watch this other people that

Don’t have the game watch this for some reason [Applause] outside of any Lush caves that might pop up in these islands it’s the only area where it is safe for Monsters at any given point in time like I said with the exception of the Lush Cades get some land over there it seems

To be the same thing [Applause] okay it is getting a little [Applause] late can’t just have dockable land now can [Applause] I right so so what we’re going to do we’re going to there we go nine of those let’s put that over here pressing X might mean pressing X call it weird boat

Board all right we’re safe where we are all right I’m sure the final break’s going to get rained out well see you whenever we’re [Applause] back sun setting is this going to be a smart move okay all he and how many news do you know of that I make that are

Smart potion Monument perfect anyway over here dolphin in the way of course speed right by it there we go no I don’t want to do that I want to there we go goes that kind of went better than it usually does it gained some distance and yeah I don’t like that so

Yep from what I understand the weather the rest of the week’s going to be okay so I think this is the only time before wash or dryer phase that we are going to be doing this just waiting for that to touch there and then we can sleep and we save our

Spot getting somewhat close to the 4860 km Mark now we can continue [Laughter] too close we probably could have made it those islands oh well better safe inside that a lot louder than it normally is my apologies if the volume has been a bit loud although I think I might have

Accidentally bumped it up although sometimes the volume that it was set to that I lowered it from is quite enough other times it’s blaringly loud it’s not consistent have to set it so that I can barely hear it otherwise you guys would go [Applause] deaf [Applause] [Applause]

I know is this way going to be the best way this was showing less happening oh I know this way definitely worked and right the 48 60 km [Applause] m [Applause] [Applause] oh jump right out that was a good thing [Applause] all right one more pump one more there

We go see if it falls break I’m pressing the button and it doesn’t Place perhaps when I’m jumping it might mean place all right so at a 29th why cuz we can then that’s going to jump in the wrong position and we need to fix that [Applause]

I was going to say is it me or am I sitting a little low he actually sitting a bit High I guess I was slightly on there [Applause] [Applause] [Laughter] is [Applause] is do we have a way out of here look up we do yeah the rain in this rainstorm is very

Unpredictable I mean 1 minute it’s raining really hard next minute there’s almost nothing getting some decent distance in this time which compared to the last episode was like pulling teeth to get anywhere uh let’s just see if anything shows up we might have to backtrack and go back over there pressing the X

And yeah I got to remember I can’t really select what I want for inventory in that screen I can move it around but that but that’s about it it probably could have made it over there but I wasn’t too Sure well they say also when you get this far out that smaller Electronics may not be able to handle anymore could be the case here but I find it kind of odd that all of a sudden after these updates and people complain about lag spikes that suddenly this thing has lag spikes

Bikes where it wasn’t an issue before how about we place the boat in the water how about board the boat come on board thank you wasn’t asking for miracles [Applause] there warm biome meat cold [Applause] biome all right it’s actually somewhat close to yeah so this is what we’re going to do

Again move move the player move the player again break of course that’s what [Applause] happens all right I see you very likely laundry phase all righty laundry [Laughter] phase so it was just that one lousy day and it was shades of uh September 11th all over

Again and for those of you not in the know because it wasn’t an international story it did make National headlines was this September 11th 2023 my city that I live in flooded which is a one and a which is Happ happens typically every hundred years or

So the last time it happened was the hurricane of 38 and which was a freak incident because in 36 the city flooded earlier because the snow melted too quickly and there was a lot of uh rain in the process so very rare thing they say it’s like one and it’s

A they call uh in this case they call it either a 250e storm or a thousand year storm depending who you listen to and when you hear terms like that like I say I don’t like getting political but the left gets it entirely wrong pretty much when they say 100 years

Storm it doesn’t mean that it happens once in a 100 years what it means is that if a storm happens there is a one in 100 chance that it could be really Bad of course that’s a far we go and we’re not going to be able to move oh we did I guess we can move on snow how about board because I was pressing the boat [Laughter] button Wipe Out the only thing I hate about the joystick it’s much harder to control the

Boat especially this far out it literally makes a difference although if I get it just right then the joystick is actually a good thing [Laughter] [Laughter] If it only jumped if I only time that one correctly the terrain has hasn’t been too bad I got to say my lack of skill is pretty much causing problems this time and that that time I could say it just missed the button all together all right we’ll just go this

Way cuz we got a ravine that we want to avoid yeah I thought there was something there but there wasn’t and that was just really bad so far everything I’ve done this time is actually me screwing up oh rest assure we’re going to have issues like there where it’s not going

To be me and it’s going to be the game screwing up all right we need this to go away is the volume on on this thing oh yeah it wasn’t on yeah I had it off because I didn’t want video uh I didn’t want to to hear video playing on Facebook while

I was uh you know uh like a lot of people would do is when they’re using the facilities and I forgot to turn the volume back on so yeah everything was a little that was literally a silent run for a moment but not the kind I like to

Do oh that worked out all right place a boat place a boat board The Boat Boat the boat sun’s coming down but we can gain a [Applause] little oh for a minute I thought that mound on the left was a village although I see a Pillager Hut but that

Is not anything that’s going to help [Applause] us also it doesn’t necessarily mean there’s a village nearby usually usually it does not necessarily any distance we can gain helps and I think we’re going to have to stop our gains right here just for okay how about a little more this way little

More that way little more this way and out the like so or place place perhaps when I’m jumping and placing the bed yeah they obviously fixed a bug where it would just start wherever it would just start on the menu with uh the crafting menu where you could

Where it shows everything instead of say inventory where I actually wanted to see cuz wanted to grab the bed so uh ho ho ho it’s Christmas Yes it means that it’s actually Monday that I’m finishing this which is the day before that I typically upload these when it comes to upload

Tuesday this show gets low priority so if I don’t have time to upload it or process it which has happened watch me suck at bowling takes priority as there’s smaller videos it take a lot longer to put together but it’s also the main video the main [Applause] Series so here we get to the point where I run out of things to talk about and just so you’re cly watching me move or not move and hear me complain about the thing not letting me move when I clearly give it instructions to do [Applause] [Applause] so oh we’re [Applause] trapped it just keeps going and going the further we go although is it [Applause] It seem to have [Applause] Stopped oh there we go we were just hiding and it just keeps going and there’s no spot to get on that’s easy oh here we [Applause] Go of course sometimes the timing isn’t the best how about over here how about move the player one more oh no actually no uh we have mountains regardless but it looks like we have a uh a way up uh all right we got to actually get the

Joystick and control there there we go yep a little Higher all right maybe this will be enough for now the one thing I’ve mentioned before is that I hate about the half block increment is when it puts you at the edge of a block it’s always assuming you want to jump so it does this idiot jump that I call it nice

Jump all right now we’re starting to get into game ignoring like that now we’re going to start ignoring commands after we admitted to screwing up now it’s just going to play on that oh that’s I don’t want to go down there any Further oh we’re getting close to closing out the third year of this series [Applause] try to remember what number it’ll be 15 no yeah 157 will be the start of the third year 156 is the very end can we hit the 5 million point and if so how much further in can we

Get that would be nice to start fourth year with an extra million under our belt cuz the goal was a million a year oh Bo oh boy roof Forest exactly what I don’t want although it turns into Jungle which can be a pain or it can be okay could be

Either and it just keeps going cuz the game wants to be a jerk like [Applause] that uh any way to continue uh sort [Applause] of [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] all right the slow way isn’t going to work anymore [Applause] [Applause] always has to always has to do that at the worst possible Point not that stuttering is good at all I when it’s loading something I can kind of understand but when it’s just doing it for just because okay we can move the player [Applause]

Now one too far move the player there we [Applause] Go [Applause] All right is this going to be a smart move or a bad one I see the portal up there but it’s a project got a lot of golden apples anyway not too Worried I know the deserts are a little out of the way but could can use them a little bit all [Applause] Right Mhm pressing now we’re going to start that Crap always where it’s important anyway bad sleep look man I thought I might have seen a village it’s just a lava flow there’s the village buildings out here have orange roofs like those over there no no no not that way okay now we can go that

Way now we have a portal that we can get to not that it’s super important But Maybe okay up and Over I was going to say any useful buildings out here I’m going to start on this tier And that’s useless so far we have okay that’s not a useful place pretty useless Village cuz we’re looking for beds and we’re only getting a couple of Them and we can move the player there we Go H that was a bit much a little bit of a Dave gr there and [Laughter] bad thanks for kicking the boat from under me there For all right see another [Laughter] Village uh and there has to be a ravine between it all right so move this way move this way mhm oh this is going to of course there has to it has to be a project it just can’t be a simple

Crossover well we’re going to have to go around I guess all right we can move all right then that was not the [Laughter] worst yeah sometimes I’ll are helpful let’s just check what’s up here [Laughter] first was there another one no [Laughter] well we do need more of this material anyway

So okay okay that building’s useless for what we’re looking for okay moving this way moving this way move the player we’re turning okay one more oddly you’re there not the farmer and okay we can’t move the player [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] it’s all right now we’ll work down to

This point then we can move the player did I already do this one no I [Laughter] didn’t oh we have a full boat yeah we went a little too far grab the stick yep move the player you know what now we’re seeing if a Smithy exists

Or yeah Smithy if they exist or we can move the player and do that too yeah I see the sun setting but we’re probably going to be able to move far enough away from the village that won’t need to use [Laughter] it [Laughter] all right we need to move the player break yep

Break got the right idea oh no not this place move okay we need to move the player this is emergency time this is emergency time let’s move the player no moving forward over over here Oh yay my one of my least favorites turn Yeah that actually oh good that worked too sometimes I can get some distance out of this it’s just a little hard when nothing’s really helping how about we’re in placing that would be better how about move the player let’s try that that’s not the correct answer I

Did not say that let’s go up here and start moving the player that was a halfway decent chunk all right this is the easier way to go not [Laughter] enough all right we got some cooperation there just the best of it but it was good enough it did the Job Right over here mhm Nice jump oh this time I should probably have had finger closer to jump instead of duck oh I’d love to see the end of this Biome Oh bad emergency move the Player Actually I think we can go for okay no no Block nope don’t want to climb all right I want to move the player let’s try [Applause] that I love to see the end of this biome I could use a little running room Here Which way to Go yeah we’re going to need to do some tunnel move the player that was a blind jump that shouldn’t have been done all right I like moving the player yep okay that actually worked out Mhm there we go it’ll be nice is exiting the biome Press I don’t like any direction although that worked hey surprise You know what I’d like is exiting this biome and seeing another biome that’s not sucky like this all right still Good Yep player moves all right we need to move the player okay you need to exit the biome up swim not when I need it to yet we can move the player okay move the player move the player get the player moving just move the player doesn’t have to be beautiful there we

Go dryer phase Next we’re back cows are deciding to greet us how nice of Them So we’re in dryer face and the funny thing is today being Christmas and how many times did I press jump and nothing happened I mean my finger was literally right on top of the button it wasn’t slightly off Either But although I see a river why am I ignoring it cuz probably isn’t going to do us any good that’s probably why uh I guess it willon it’s taking us away from where we want to go over the overall direction not so Much all right it’s going away how about swim swims when I don’t want it to then when I do it doesn’t Bother or this way or this way or this way yeah there we go Direction I want to go in Imagine That all right that I rather would have got stuck in because I think that might have been an issue There so button if I can see there’s a slight drop in elevation I will Bunny Hop it so we can gain that many more blocks but of course I don’t constantly run and jump cuz that sucks down your food and it just looks stupid I mean if I were in an emergency

Situation where I had to evade monsters or something then yeah how about placing the Boat of course that’s what happens all right let’s just see where this goes if it I think it might no it doesn’t what a surprise well you know we’re going back to that now okay We will not make it to 400 I mean 4, 900,000 or the 4900 km block but we’ll get pretty close to it even a bad run should get us there that is in the next episode which is very likely only going to be wash or dryer face because we’re on uh Christmas slne

Year’s uh company watch shutdown so the weather stinks I can just do something else here anyway Village my as I can break a useless building here wait a minut all right we got too many items so we’re we’re good there you know what hold on no I meant to press that button we got enough gold apples pressing pressing pressing let’s just check up here

First this appears to be everything so of course we hit the tree how else would that have worked Let’s check our we’re okay in that department actually Sun’s setting and it can’t go Anywhere pressing All right I took your bed you’re not going to do me good I took your bed you’re not going to do me any good move the player you’re useless building you’re a useless building oh of course everything everything useful is gone pressing not enough to gain Health But Here We Go free bed for the night For all right so we’re in the 48 70 km block and once again we’re being driven away from where we want to be but that’s where everything is moving until now for this is actually a decent spot it’s going too far in the wrong direction AK okay when I want you to

Jump you don’t okay we kind of need to do some uh I need to do some uh tunneling here regain some of the uh blockage we use so that we can make it the rough Terrain here put that there then I would like To actually let’s just go back to this and make a couple of Them then put this over Here and we can move the player Is and since this is shallow and that broke so yeah since this is a shallow hill we can before going a little better like this There yep player Moves Great Break Yep move the Player all right might have an issue here Miner all right let’s keep that there for Is turn turn one More yeah we don’t have a way [Applause] so pressing We’re going to move the player okay we’re going to this one out too torch there oh great now we don’t have a way should have paid attention there and I didn’t Break move the player should have been obvious Break how we doing on coal enough to Hurt actually we need find this here also there’s some of those Go break All right another type of stone we don’t really want so cuz it’s just picking up space pressing okay it helps to actually have your finger on the Button and we’re finally out of Here oh whoa whoa W okay it’s it’s steep but should be all right all right we’re in the middle that’s good cuz it’s not going to tag an edge and force a jump was to avoid that from happening but these are Is Oh wait a minute oh of course we’re not going to cooperate one bit here oh I guess we are now yep move the player forward jumping uh I don’t oh maybe let’s let’s find out Boat Boat Boat and how many times I have to press oh oh of course you put it

Out there but y direction so who cares let me yeah this way lets me Up Yeah how about place the boat that’s better [Laughter] the [Applause] [Applause] sh For that was well Executed but I don’t know about here yeah I’m not willing to risk that Place the boat place the boat not complicated let’s put that there let’s use up what’s taking up space more us all you know i’ like some terrain that goes towards the equator now we’re going way too far north it does have some slight impact on the uh Westerly difficulties Believe It or

Not Boat Boat Boat so how many times I have to press the button I see Mangrove which is kind of the metam Mets biome mixed feelings all right I just rather yep pressing how about the sword button another button you ignored started off washer dry face so

Well every screw up was actually me not doing something right For all right not in the water no problem I thought this was open I was [Applause] wrong but it is now now go go go as boring as it is it helps us get there further faster and is that shipwreck shows up on very rare occasions will look because it’s usually

Not worth the time and effort Mansions we don’t look at cuz it takes away a lot of time granted we could get super valuable loot but at this distance yeah good luck when try good luck trying to escape when it matters especially since the uh illagers as they used to be

Called they move fast enough that the half block precision speed limit they can actually uh they can overcome it and you have difficult controls that really makes matters a lot worse and here we go away from the equator again although not terribly far off I can try to keep it close so

That what little tolerance buildup in Precision error is at a minimum and we don’t have a choice of course it could have turned a little bit we’re going to not line up with any one of these that is helpful okay now we have finally and swim For All right we need to be moving the player we have some halfway decent terrain here yeah best to just not tried to gain distance there there we go the boat ooh does that actually go through a thought it did that would have been we only had one instance

Where we had a cool tunnel to go under and get through oh well at least we have an end over here but we also see the [Applause] sun [Applause] for For D It’s oh goody a mountain oh here we go again how about the block there here we Go we’re over here yep forward all right press the right button that might help that’s got to go go that’s pressing that’s got to Go Break some gravel get that out of Inventory oh we hit the Ice uh ice barrier There This they just to the monsters at Bay then we’re going to Drown great perfect break I could have eaten golden apples to keep alive of course I didn’t think of That No over here not that’s going to matter right now but [Applause] there we don’t need to do that much yep break and it’s the risk of doing this break y we’re going to move the player Now got a way to protect ourselves For so we’re going to change course ever so slightly break over here why are we Jumping This button all right first off this needs to be over there Break break put this over here not that going to matter Really For Swim break break oh we’re dead Again can’t go that Way it might be this might be over with Y let’s just let’s just ruin it break do something right try it We can’t do That yep we can move the player try doing something right now do a new Thing turn wow I would like one thing to go right that would be amazing what would that be Like okay this goes over here Although we didn’t need to do that quite yet all right I need to move the player okay I need to move the player different thing nope over Here we are not going to do the same thing okay we’re going to move we’re going to move we’re going to move we’re going to move we’re pressing buttons I like it when I press buttons and things happen that’s a new thing we should try move the Player yeah we’re going to have to do this again but not that not the tunnel I would just like something to go the right way that would be a nice idea I’d like to make Progress Break [Applause] yep we’re going to move the player we’re going to move the Player move the player move the player why are we not moving the player let’s try moving the player I’m getting very annoyed now the fun has gone away you know I would like to move the player now let’s try it let’s try move the player we’re not ducking we’re moving player

Now why are we not moving the player move the player oh come On yeah I can I can afford to jump around like an idiot all day no of course you did that cuz that’s how about move the Player I just want to get by the mountain I want to get by the mountain I want to get by the mountain let’s try moving the Player oh this where am I sticking Okay we need to move the player no I don’t want to get stuck in the snow press come on move the player I want to make progress we’re not doing That all right we need to be moving the Player like to progress again Yep player Moves we don’t have a sword Unfortunately that’s what I got that’s what I have I it’s too difficult to get to the stuff over there Cuz nothing thank you just what I [Laughter] needed Break wow this is super Annoying I wish I had I wish I had sheep or a village but of course that’s not going to happen okay why are we not letting the player move how about turn I just want to move Player moves how about we grab the stick and let the player move of course everything’s got to fight it just can’t work I’m stuck I don’t have a way there there’s no food there’s no sheep there’s no nothing we got crap biomes nothing is working everything is against me how about some

Sheep how about when I press jump we jump food food break Oh just what I don’t need well going to have to pause cuz I can’t do anything Smart or DB move let’s find out o cows those are helpful we can move them okay how about we let the player move I like that answer better what’s holding us how about moving the player thank you how about inventory we got two of Those I don’t want I don’t want that biome that biome sucks and what we need now are sheep or a village those two are the perfect answer multiple sheep or Villages either one is Acceptable This way this way this way nope we want to go this way there’s a hole we want to go towards the hole there we go well one too many that might have nope I want to move the player let’s try moving the Player one one position please one position please one position please thank you that way we don’t make stupid Jumps or we don’t do things like like that cuz that’s not what we needed yep break them break them down yep break them down perhaps I want to break them down concept a boat and a chest so we have a chest boat we want chest boat over here how

About we that’s right that’s the correct answer inventory that’s not in the correct spot place the boat place the boat place the boat now I want are some sheep or a village we need sheep or Village correct answer is sheep or Village are we finally going to make some

Progress we need sheep or Village one of those two answers is is correct also this is not a bad spot we need to be no over here that’s Better don’t need to be Bouncing and we move the Player and we can move the player Okay how about we grab the stick and move the player Boat we need sheep or a village let’s make something happen yeah normally we would take the uh we’re way off course but we need sheep for Village but nothing is being nothing is given wait a minute wait a minute stop stop yep sword back in the day when we

Could actually do something like like that okay now we can move the player move the player we did not get a piece of wool that’s that’s cruel move see once again we had food and you had to not move the player thanks a freaking lot and we can move the player okay

Let’s let’s move the player do something right do a new thing do something right move the player you’re not moving the player that is the wrong answer place place place boat turn how about in the inlet there we go boat oh crap come on move the player

Move the player move the player move the player all right so pressing okay we did do that yep we’re stuck again I’ll see you next Time oh time to move again ooh sheep let’s see if we don’t screw me over this Time exactly what I didn’t want so okay we need control we got a stone one this time and pressing pressing pressing ignoring we’re good at doing that too over this way over this way all right we’re one away well worst case scenario we can make another one of these but pop in my

P inventory perfect not Helpful food There hoping food Happened what we could use right now is some sheep white Sheep why white sheep cuz those are the most Plentiful gray is not helping us Village that is helping us all right we okay we’re going to place a boat we’re going to board the boat we’re going to boat the boat not going to ditch anything Break move Move player Moves player Moves play’s in the village now Oh this is a useless building so let’s exit Exit all right if this yeah this has a bed in it so no I don’t want you on the Bed I want to be very certain that we are good there If we have to we can make a ton of food that which is good we’re going to move the Player all right so why we not picking that okay so inventory time bed goes here that goes there this will put down there which okay we put down [Laughter] there now we have four moomo patties okay how about sword when we switch to sword sword should [Applause] Happen guess we’re definitely spending some time here cuz we got to do some Rebuilds break nope not doing that quite Yet okay we need to move the player player moves we’re moving the player we like to ignore moving the player don’t we nope don’t want to duck want to move the player I did not want a place I want to move the player let’s try moving the

Player the correct answer is moving the Player move the player that’s a useless building this has not been a very useful Village yeah that one we’ve already hit all we got a village that we desperately needed but we need more sheep place the boat he I never think of eating the golden apple I should have eaten the golden apple then got the notch Golden Apple in hand ready for when the other

One was about to go like I say usually we don’t do these but we’re kind of in a desperate need here plus it’s in the air and we just move in a position that helps and I only have one bed that’s not good one more bed but at least we’re allowed to make Progress make and bread oh really we’re going to go that Slow wow that’s annoying break All right like I say usually I don’t bother with these but when you’re desperate pointless all right there’s nothing there let’s move over let’s move the player move the player move the player now here okay pointless move the player move the player move the Player now we’re kind of looking for food and sheep although food we’re actually okay we’re going to move the player do no we’re going to have to go down we need sheep turn everything’s impossible in this game now come on how about Sheep move the player move the player there we Go well food’s not an issue now for a bit place the boat move the Player got to keep an eye out for the Sheep looking for sheep cow is not sheep okay move yep player moves places the boat and boats the boat sword only thing that sucks is we have to go 900 mil an hour in order to progress at this point move the

Player turn burn do we have a third piece of wool yes we do good now we have two beds we can move the player that is not where we want to be Moving uh all I want to do is Move yeah why did we Stop it’s the part that’s think is we got to go 900 M hour we don’t move at all so if a sheep we got to be really fast on finding [Laughter] Sheep there’s another another one almost l lined up with it too move there we Go so yeah let’s just bank that for now for minut I might have saw another Village mushroom top small screen old eyes can’t really can’t really see if it is a let we use the game’s distorted view to amplify what we were looking at all right that’s a good spot we can

Move yeah while I’m at it let’s make the other bed and inventory we put that up there still in desperate need but at least we can say progress is Continuing is this going to be yeah it’s about to go off so not such a Merry Christmas when it came to this uh when it came to this today oh in fact as soon as I mention it it turns off so boat no we’re not even going to make to 4880 km

Block that’s going to be too much too many things went wrong too many [Applause] times we’re going to I need to uh call it anyway oh that’s a turtle jump all right we’re just going to have to call it here not that I like where everything is got one extra piece of

Wool not quite 4,879 745 and the funny thing is it this show is uh this particular episode is ending on Christmas Day and the next one is going to start the same day anyway that will be it for one way what a disasterous second half of the drier phase disaster

This is George f551 saying hope you enjoyed especially at my expense and have a good one