I’ve been given a golden sapling that takes a thousand years to grow once it’s fully grown it creates a portal to a new dimension I’ve gotta see it and there it is the golden sapling but I’m not waiting a thousand years dog thankfully I got this time machine here to help Speed things up a bit but first I gotta find a good place to plant this thing somewhere nice and safe ah pretty flowers I could place you here uh let’s find a good place for the sapling shall we oh my toes what a perfect place for a Tree yay Village buddies oh there is pillagers up there but as long as we keep it away from the hands of pillagers I think it should be fine hello Village folk Jeremy my good man will you help me keep this golden sapling safe you trade Anything oh wow very bad this might be a perfect place it’s far away from the pillagers and it’s got nice fertilized soil all right we’re doing it there the sapling goes it’s beautiful one day little sapling you will open up portal to a new dimension I’m excited challenge make Sure the sapling has water for its roots oh interesting I I guess that makes sense you can’t have a dry sapling we do have water heater but I need it for its roots hey what’s up sparkly villager you got something for me yes for four emeralds I can buy a mega Hammer okay That’ll help me mine underneath the sapling there just need to get myself a few emeralds my boy what do you trade no how about you no hey there’s two emeralds two down two to go maybe there’s a villager around here somewhere that I can trade with what’s up boys how You doing ah 10 clay balls for some emeralds no problem I don’t mind getting my hands dirty I don’t know why why are you trading me for this this is not hard to do well you know when you get your hands dirty dog this took me like 12 Seconds okay well I got all the emeralds I need let’s get ourselves the massive Hammer thank you buddy now I can dig underneath to get some water to the roots oh I’m so excited uh yeah oh that’s so nice yeah Mega Hammer For the Win dude we’ll just Channel this water To go underneath for the roots is that enough uh okay oops all right and will that do it yeah challenge completed and just to make sure our sapling has plenty of water let’s build a little Dam here as well all right me boys be good little Sapling buddy I’ll see you in about a thousand years I’m back it’s time to head into the future the golden Dimension here I come and now go oh time machine to send us to year while you’re 15. what the heck that’s not a year a thousand oh no what happened what’s Going on here oh very bad okay this has to be my fault right when I blocked up the river oh goodness hold on guys I’m so sorry sorry villagers let me just unclog this real quick I was just trying to get my sap Links of water okay that Should be unclogged now let’s see what’s going on oh my goodness there’s drowned everywhere dude how’s my sapling doing hey looking good it’s growing hold on boys I’ll be back it’s only been 15 years but boy this guy’s growing already he certainly had plenty of water trade with the piglands uh there’s piglands Here I see one of them maybe they can help me hello boys how you doing if you guys are looking for gold I don’t have any oh they have coal above their heads you guys need some coal all right well I guess I can go get them coal uh they Seem friendly enough good thing I have my oh gosh I dropped it good thing I have this beautiful giant hammer makes coal hunting nice and easy if I find anything other than dirt hey there we go there’s some coal ah lots of coal hello Mr bacon boys I’ve come back with your Spoils there’s a piece of coal for you are you happy oh they love coal okay I have a couple of them what are you gonna trade ender pearls or something oh that’s not into pearls dude what whoa I got a ball and chain now yeah I’ve got Myself some depth Strider boots and a ball of change challenge defeat the drowns I see don’t worry boys I got you covered ouch I could take on these dangerous drowns hi I don’t know why drowns are kind of cute to me ow take this drown Hey ah all this ball of chain is awesome I’m on a stealth Mission call me crafty the shark take that Monster Ball and Chain go I can throw the ball of chain and it comes back at me why am I getting hit oh I’m drowning oh that makes sense take that Oh this is a lot of drowns dude hey I’ll smack him right in the toes a drown’s biggest weakness I’m crafty the preserver of the sapling hey yeah face smash got him dude easy peasy oh gosh there’s a lot more you guys are no problem dude I’m hitting the Toes and you’re Keeling over yeah a lot has happened in this Village in only 15 years man you guys aren’t the villagers right where’s Jeremy at is Jeremy safe somewhere I mean Jeremy’s probably old now dude it has been 15 years after all no drone stands a chance against me There’s too many of them I don’t know how you guys drown this is not that deep of water hey yeah we’re right in the toes yeah all right I think that’s the last of them did you hear that it sounded like a guardian whoa bad boy Big Bad Boy boss big blue bad boy boss I mean he’s red but it sounded better to say it that way all right this guy might be terrifying oh we shouldn’t tried and said me no I’ll stay behind this post and shoot him in the legs Oh no my mace can’t reach him I gotta go in hand to hand combat yeah take this big boss ow tried it in the face does not feel great why you drowning stuff man why you picking on villagers we got him dude Village secured he dropped something he dropped Enchanted algae and Some gold okay not bad well hopefully that solved all the issues I took out the drowned I unclogged the drain or a river I mean so let’s see if we can get to year 1000 come on time machine take us there all the way to year 217. that’s Uh gosh what happened now what did I do this time uh oh my goodness that that is not good that’s uh pillagers yep they’ve moved Camp all the way to the Village great oh gosh what are they doing to the tree dude I can’t take on an army of Pillagers dude the drowned were hard enough oh gosh yeah there’s a lot of them no no no oh they see me they see me very bad very bad oh no no stand back Pillager boys ouch that’s my face I like using that for seeing and stuff Okay okay that was too close for comfort stop yeah oh gosh there’s so many of them dude oh okay I gotta be a little sneakier man I don’t like where that arrow shot me they shot me in the eye in the toes and where the sun don’t shine Look at what they’ve done to my boy they’re harvesting it man that is so not cool they’re chopping the tree down man it’s not even fully grown it’s a baby tree still all right This Means War except maybe after I’ve gotten some armor and stuff what’s going on up here This is where the piglands were oh the piglens are still here hello gentlemen do you remember me from uh your ancestors like three generations ago what’s up man you must be their leader can you help me down there and take out the pillagers you want us to help you do What uh I mean it’s not that hard just going with maces and smack him in the face or whatever battle doesn’t come cheap you know how about you give us all your gold all right that’s fine you can have my gold great were short on weapons We’ll need to take over the Armory wow that’s fine I could use some help though my dude I like it they got like a battle strategy and everything Count Me In my dude let’s take on the Armory I’ll send five warriors with you good luck yes Let’s do this pig boys let’s take on the Armory oh this is awesome yeah I’m coming in with the squad Don’t make me say it don’t make me say it are you guys battle guys come on down are you scared what’s going on oh gosh the pigland Ballerinas have come to attack get em boys yeah let’s take on the Armory let’s get let’s get there as quick as we can they’re using sticks to fight right now no wonder they couldn’t take on the pillagers dude yeah oh man I’m gonna die I’m gonna die no no no no We’re doing good doing good come on let’s take on that Armory where is it oh no this is spooky is this the Armory I’ll take him on myself come on guys uh is this the Armory it looks like it yeah there’s a weapon here okay we just gotta Keep ground here and take out everybody trying to stop us where are those pillagers there’s one come on gentlemen we got this uh yeah give us your weapons come on boys we’re taking you out with sticks well technically I have a very powerful mace but you know yeah get them Yeah yeah nice shot boys I am the Conqueror of the pillagers ouch protect the villagers protect the sapling come on don’t die no I’m alone in here boys hey yeah come on you know there’s a different door take me to your leader or also that too Armory captured Check em out dude full gold studded with golden swords yeah not too shabby now we’re looking like Warriors I mean I still got no pants on but look at them the entire army is all loaded up to protect the village let’s go good job boys we’ve taken out those pillagers as Your award I shall give you a piece of golden dirt except it’s brown golden dirt I have nothing else of value great job bullies you were Valiant out there now that the pillagers are taken out let’s break down this guy as well and hopefully save our sapling he’s looking A little rough man he still has like 800 years to go in human years he’s like I don’t know six or something you dang pillagers trying to harvest my poor little boy take that all right that should do it Mr Pig boss man I couldn’t thank you enough for helping me with That thank you sir for your help I literally could not have done that without you and your men restore the golden tree I don’t know what that means restore the tree maybe my enchanted algae uh I have nothing to restore the tree with hold on maybe I can craft something I can craft a bright firework but I need Enchanted gunpowder I don’t know how to get that I do have Enchanted algae is that going to help oh that does work oh sick okay my enchanted algae has now at least restored the base of the tree hopefully that’ll help all these all These sad little Roots now I don’t have Enchanted gunpowder but I do need paper for the enchanted firework so I’ll grab some of this sugar cane in the meantime let’s head on back to the time machine and cross your fingers everybody come on please please you can send us the year Uh 427. ah what now what the heck oh gosh it’s all out here that’s a wonderful word oh my goodness break all the nether portals oh no oh no the piglets have gone bad look at him dude only 200 years ago I helped build this land for them and look what they’ve Turned it into man it’s chaos Dude full of brutes ah the piglets have gone evil man I should have known I can’t just leave unattended piglands okay I’ve gotta break all the nether portals stop them from entering in this world is my tree find whoa my tree’s gorgeous but Pretty soon that dirt will get corrupted and no more tree all right let’s see if we can sneak in and take out all these portals there’s one oh and there’s the dust we need huh yeah Enchanted gunpowder okay sweet I need that for what the like Enchanted uh shotgun the Enchanted boomy Sky boy Enchanted firework that’s the one oh I don’t know if I can sneak around these guys to get to the portal wish me luck boys ah yes I am a normal moving piece of diamond yes hello boys oh gosh no no my disguise Didn’t work I thought I could hide as a diamond ore oh oh we’re fine we’re fine okay just walk around he doesn’t suspect a thing he’s like what was that I don’t know must have been nothing he’s just looking right at me all right this might Be a little easier than I thought it’s sneak Mission time don’t look at me don’t look at me I’m a secret agent crafty oh no come on go away from the portal s no no no no no ring around the rosies can I see me can he see me you can’t see Me yes go away dude all right he can’t see me behind the Cobblestone so I can make a little path all the way to the portal perfect stay right there yes yes come on and boom I got two and another piece of gunpowder run run run run all Right two down four to go hello yes hello I’m being sneaky there’s another one was easy hey piglets you you smell bad I’m the best spy ever oh this one might be a challenge it’s right smack dab in the middle of town but I’ll give it my Best shot what’s the worst that happens I die horribly in fire yeah yeah that’s fine no no no no he sees me come on come on hide behind yes oh no he sees me run oh no no no no no no hide inside you can’t see me opens doors since when did you Grow thumbs all right I just gotta run in Sprint and break it and leave go go go go go break it and run okay no he’s he’s still following me man go away wait I will hide behind Cobblestone there we go now he sees nothing he like totally Forgot I existed okay just keep running just keep running my greatest sidekick today I don’t have Chester but I do have Cobblestone I’ll call you Cobb for short it’s crafty and Cobb crafty on the cob the best by Duo name ever oh oh oh looks like this one’s unguarded piece of cake Just one last one to go don’t worry my precious tree I will stop the disgusting mess what was that I heard a little oink is there a guy around here oh there he is oh no no no oh shoot I found the tree guard dude where is he look at what You’ve done to my boy your ancestors and I were friends but look at you now don’t you remember me all right well you want to see what it’s like to close your eyes forever yeah If Only They remembered their peaceful ancestors the legend of the Blue Man Group no just one more Portal and then we’re out of here I’m sorry I’m so sad I’m so sad that the piglands have gone evil well at least they’re great great great great great great grand pigs all right let’s smash this and challenge completed clear up the skies I wonder if that has something To do with the firework from earlier I should have everything I need make some prepare and we make ourselves the bright firework heck yeah now is this just a celebration or something what is this shoot to the Sun to purify the land well this land is certainly in use of some Purification so let’s give it a shot go firework yeah dude the land still kind of gross but hopefully that’ll grow back over time and thankfully time is what we have a machine for and they’re the iglins go oh purified that’s not what I thought purified what it’s gonna mean but you Know what we vanquished evil from these poor villagers man these guys have had a rough life all right let’s clear off the dust from this tree and hopefully that’ll be our last little Adventure we have to deal with there’s no more piglens there’s no more kick uh kill Glands what are they called uh pillagers just forgot what their name was piglets that’s what they’re called yeah it’s a new Minecraft update yeah big bad boy boss pillagers and kiglins okay that should do it let’s head back to the time machine come on time machine please send Us to year 1000 okay you know what reverse psychology don’t send this the year nope it didn’t work all right didn’t work what happened 200 yo my goodness it’s all deserty dude oh cause the ah because the nether had no water and the lava the lava probably dried up All the oceans oh my goodness what died here man Tyrannosaurus Rex probably shouldn’t be standing on their bones that’s a little sad I’ll grab it though I mean I don’t know fertilize advisor for my boy he’s not gonna need it anymore okay so what’s the problem here Oh my goodness a bunch of skeletons here obviously my tree needs water he still looks like he’s doing all right and oh right there’s just there’s just the giant alien ship well that seems totally normal well let’s check it out shall we looks like the ship might have been Abandoned oh goodness it made a noise are you alien noise whoa look at all the Sci-Fi techie stuff man I mean technically I have you know a time machine but this is still cool Tech I think I see a hole in the roof let’s hop in I gotta be a little careful for Aliens I don’t know if they’re good or evil aliens hello I think we’re safe in here computer who are you computer make me a recipe for a delicious meal well the computer seems pretty useless I can go down it looks like is this a little lever down into Doom we go oh this is cool man what is this place feels kind of spooky check it out like alien technology but I like it oh snap I get my very own exoskeleton dude and by that I mean iron armor but you know and I can right click this what Does this do uh looks like a Lego Blaster a laser Blaster oh heck yeah dude I love alien technology and I got this what is this short range teleporter ah very nice wow that’s a very short range teleporter I could have walked there but no I teleport instead the Fastest way to get to the bathroom whoa what is this make super fertilizer what the heck is super fertilizer and what do I have to poop on I don’t really feel comfortable with that there is this kind of contraption here maybe I like drop stuff on it Go bones bone block becomes Super fertilizer wait hold on maybe I tossed the bone meal in here no nothing there are a bunch of skeletons outside maybe it needs bones or maybe I’m doing this all wrong there’s nothing to click on yeah I’m gonna go get some bones and see if that works I’m just glad I didn’t Have to deal with any scary aliens dude truthfully I don’t know if bones are gonna work but I really want to use this laser Blaster and I’m just trying to invent an excuse for it yoink hello skeletons do you mind if I borrow your bones I need them to make food for my Child don’t ask me questions ah laser Blaster attack yeah oh that’s cool man Apple bones heck this man laser Blasters for the win I don’t know how many bones I’m gonna get I’ll just take out a lot of these bad boys oh I feel like a stormtrooper Man and by that I mean I’m missing most of my shots double take down yeah oh this is cool oh alien technology for the win man [Applause] they’re all clumped up over there Overkill all right I got 15 bones I think at least that’ll be good for my experiment All right let’s make it 16. shall we or not how is he a skeleton and did not draw bones I don’t understand how that logic Works he’s made of Bones and didn’t drop a bone I’m not gonna ask and use my short range teleporter that’s actually kind of convenient dude and Let’s see if this works I need one of these elevators on my house that thing is cool all right bones are you gonna work oh it does yes I had a theory just a theory but it worked out great nice okay now we figured out how to make Super fertilizer that’s good and I didn’t have to poop on anything so that’s even better convert all the bones I guess we make as many as we need to right as many as the tree needs all right 15 super fertilizer let’s use this on the tree and see if that helps it our Portree has no water so I’m hoping this super fertilizer is gonna be plenty yep fertilize the tree oh only ten okay perfect I got 15. there you go buddy grow up nice big and strong hey back up yeah and grow up nice and strong little buddy yeah there you go nice and strong Hey back up yeah stay back for my treat yeah nice and tall and growing nice and big there we go challenge completed tree fertilized stop it stop it we’ll take out the rest of these skeletons oh no the poor villagers Holmes uh I mean it has been almost a thousand years so even The greatest civilizations fall that got dark we’ll take out the rest of these skeletons and make our way on to the time machine before we go is there anything else I could need or use here any alien technology I can borrow yes navigation chart earth oh interesting I Don’t know if that’s gonna be helpful for me I mean I already know how to get to earth I’m already here but we’ll take it hey that’s rude man I got a skeleton guarding my time machine no thank you no thank you I like my time machine without Skeletons around it ah please take me to Year One thousand come on come on everybody cross your fingers no gosh dang it here 800 we’re getting close dude we’re getting close oh my gosh what dude okay well the alien civilization has arrived I guess oh and they’ve encompassed my golden beautiful sapling In a base I could never get inside of except if I had a short range teleporter then that’s a piece of cake look at all the aliens they’re all here I think they’re here to harvest stuff or are they scientists you guys friendly you guys cool yeah they seem cool they look Like they’re just looking at it are you just here to study yeah they look friendly what’s up guys yeah they seem very enamored by the Cobblestone it’s not that exciting man I mean I guess unless you’re an alien but what is exciting is these videos and you Wouldn’t want to miss out if you weren’t subscribed right don’t be boring like an alien looking at Cobblestone look at crafty videos instead okay well the aliens are certainly something they seem to have kind of a home base here what’s going on in here yeah interesting uh There was a door I could have walked through but teleporting’s way cooler navigation chart ooh wrath wait urah guys I think you’re at the wrong place dog this is not urath this is Earth you guys use the wrong navigation codes don’t worry guys I’ll fix this and bring It back send you guys over to urath or whatever Mr Computer yes crafty oh wow you talked I did not know you talked please update this chart to navigate to urash no no not Erath oorat setting navigation to sprinkle scrunkle I that wasn’t even close that no oo wrath there we go Setting location setting location yes location set to urav let’s bring this back to the aliens and hopefully uh send them back to where they want to go I don’t know what’s so exciting about urath but then again they do love even our simplest Cobblestone there you go Boys Everybody you gotta go uh back home okay everybody you’re at the wrong place you took a left turn at Albuquerque go ahead head to uraf please the new navigation codes are over there I don’t know if you speak English but I did my job ah okay that should be all the Problems come on come on big Yahtzee Yahtzee yeah yeah year 1000 and we made it please don’t walk on me oh my bad my bad Standing On Top of the computer parts we’ve done it dude we’ve made it 1 000 years yes a grass is beautiful the world is empty I Kind of feel bad I wish the villagers were here to see this but look man that tree is grown Oh What a Beautiful Day and of course I still got the laser Blaster so that’s great the most gorgeous thing I’ve ever seen Cobblestone what am I an alien no man Look at it it’s fully grown dude and look here is the portal it’s golden oh it’s gorgeous well no time to waste right let’s see what this golden Dimension is all about please don’t be dangerous please don’t blow me up whoa oh my goodness the trees are made of Glass the water is made of uh Mountain Dew or urine but I don’t want to taste it it’s awesome looking here man I like it here it’s not as beautiful as the Diamond Dimension but I like it what’s up Mr Ram how you doing bunco cool sounds good this is it my friends After a thousand years we’ve done it wow this place is incredible man well after a thousand years I guess there’s only one thing to do I don’t know whatever I want it’s my own Dimension to play with thanks for watching leave a like if you would live in this beautiful Dimension Isn’t that right Mr Chicken did you leave a like on the video no don’t make me do it see you guys Video Information
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Passing 1000 years in Minecraft
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