Minecraft’s Scariest Mod: Surviving Part 2

Oh I hate these caves so much it’s a creeper see a creeper There look charie good show how did this tree get here what’s cracking audience welcome to episode two of scary Minecraft wa crazy last episode I added temperature to the game and Herobrine and then I made this Dome where I’m safe we’re in a dripstone caves biome that stretches Far Beyond the Horizon it’s

It’s literally infinite now last episode I mentioned how I wanted to thrive and I don’t think I quite did that so this episode I want to do three things first of all I want to move this Farm into the undergrounds of the Dome second of all I

Want to expand This Grass thing a little bit further Beyond just this area just the tip of this peak and third of all and I think this is going to be the most exciting part of the video I want to get diamond armor but since last episode

I’ve added one more mod to this this world and you might be familiar with the mod it’s it’s the [ __ ] cave dweller and so mining diamonds should be should be pretty [ __ ] terrifying and I hope it’s entertaining and I hope I also hope I don’t get killed anyway okay well I

Guess I should probably start with the farm from what I remember I don’t actually have to tear this down just yet I think I have a bunch of seeds and I’m wrong oh I think I use them all to get bone meal so I can make grass maybe I do

Have to tear this down actually but first I reckon I should probably dig the farm area underground so I I’m not left without a food farm for longer than like a few minutes right how low should I go it’s like this is yeah okay I think this

Is how low I I’ll go and then I have to dig out how many blocks this Way okay guys big one two three this should be the end okay some I [ __ ] something up this is the middle right one two so this is five right 1 2 3 1 2 1 1 2 1 two three one two 3 oh yeah okay yeah yeah okay no

No no this fine it’s fine hold on hold on hold on I just man shut your dumb 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 I am an idiot I mean this is correct yeah but I don’t know how I messed it up this bad yeah see everything’s everything’s right now I’ll

Probably change it so the ladder is actually here cuz I I want it to be on the middle oh it’s day wow look at that look how beautiful this world is the ladders I want it to be here I should probably place it on what I’m going to

Continue this stone bricks I think I like the this feel oh wow I have a lot of stone I just realized I I didn’t even [ __ ] you [ __ ] bastard stop you wasn’t oh my god dude I was I was going to the farm I was like okay focus on the

Task at hand forget about everything else you want you want to get bread right that’s your main mission for today and then he [ __ ] pops out this bastard I I’ve been playing for 20 25 minutes he hasn’t shown himself once during those 25 minutes also I have this

Horrible tendency where I swear so much when I’m scared like it’s it’s just it’s probably hilarious from the outside but it’s it’s just not very fun for YouTube and this this series cuz I can’t stop myself from swearing when I’m like scared or when I get like startled right

I just I just [ __ ] yeah okay my neighbor just started drilling holes in his well I you can probably hear so I’m going to finish this up without talking well if something happens I’ll talk right but yeah epic beat box I don’t want to talk about it this

[ __ ] has been drilling for like an hour and a half I don’t know what to do man I just want to record Minecraft bro I just want to record Minecraft anyway um yeah I finished this um so now I got to put in the dirt and the walls

And and the roof yeah okay there goes the budget for the entire video that that was it guys that was that was it man I got to till this dirt and then also put in some water so let me do that real quick click click damn I’m clicking a

Lot Minecraft players be like I got to till all of this actually I’m going to make a iron ho um I need to make lanterns I’m pretty sure I’m going to have to I’m going to have to do this cuz this is a half slab so I can’t I won’t

Be able to place a lantern on this so hold on H iron really I’m so paranoid bro every time I turn I’m like he behind me and then he is I might be tripping wouldn’t be the first time you know what I mean I’m a cracked

Addict this is kind of giving me like bunker Vibes I hate the fact that I just said that but I mean it is is that it okay cool cool cool I just realized I’m stupid I can place the lanterns on this since I can’t tell oh

My God what am I an idiot come on we all knew that I’ll just Place torches so it’s even lighter wow crazy look at dude this looks awesome I got to plant these seeds now which means more clicking oh God damn this Farm needs a

Lot of seeds you know it’s weird you get so used to being safe inside the Dome that when I’m outside I just I feel way more uncomfortable you know what I’m saying like I swear when I lived out here I did not feel this uncomfortable being outside look at this tell me this

Isn’t beautiful okay well um I guess now’s the time I tear this down cuz I no longer need this to be here this can turn into just grass and it’ll look so awesome the the second part is covering the hill in grass and by Hill I mean all

This right this part 100% I want to cover this and then yeah I’ll go to this and I’m thinking right I might even I might even do this look at you you stupid bastard what do you add to the game you’re useless you amount to nothing your life is

Meaningless kill you okay so for the next 4 hours or so I just walked around collecting dirt and then placing it it was kind of boring I’m not going to lie so I’m just going to show you the the best the the the highlights if you

Will look at him he doesn’t know I can see him okay so what I what I’m thinking of doing right is I think instead of covering this or instead of mining the stone and replacing it with dirt I think I’m just going to place the dirt on the stone

Crazy idea I know but um I’m going to mine just this section so I don’t have to like you know have like a bump here I feel like that would look weird actually I feel like that would kind of make the Dome look like it’s you know kind of

Like like in here you know what I’m saying I’m doing this I’m a creeper Minecraft Reaper blowing up BL like ala I’m cre that but I’ll you petfi see it’s been like 30 seconds for you it’s the next day for me and today the first video blew up um last night it had

Like 4,000 views and then I woke up checked the stats and lo and behold it was at like 90k or it was something really close to 100K keep in mind I haven’t had a video Hit 100K yet uh I’ve never been in in a situation like this

I’m very I don’t know how to feel I mean obviously I’m very happy right I I don’t know I’m I’m like I feel like I just got hit in the head with like a [ __ ] Hammer let me go up here and destroy this little stupid you can’t escape this

Nightmare this isn’t a nightmare this is a dream and I’m not talking about the YouTuber I don’t think my monkey brain is capable of even like understanding these numbers my brain is just so obviously you know I got to I got to do a rug pull guys invest in this

I’m going to I’m going to make a crypto coin and you guys are going to invest in it and then I’m going to become like a trillionaire overnight and then I’m going to record like a I’m going to start a business Channel and make a video about how I became a a teenage

Quadrillionaire overnight and it’s going to be amazing and that’s going to get like a a trillion views and then Mr B is going to invite me to his video and collab with me and then I’m going to I’m going to make him I’m not going to make

Him do anything dude what am I even saying it’s just hard for my monkey brain to process this it’s it’s insane so thank you I I don’t know what else I know it’s cliche every YouTuber says it’s cliche but J there’s no words that I can use to explain how [ __ ]

Grateful I feel and how like wild this is it’s [ __ ] crazy real talk though like I don’t want to I don’t want to just fall into this Minecraft horror pipeline you got to understand right I’m not I’m a human I’m a I’m not a [ __ ] robot I’m probably obviously I’m going

To continue this series right but you gotta we got to talk about the fact that it’s not going to be here forever so I don’t know man I just I I’m struggling to like I’m yeah kill is that Thunder hell no I ain’t doing all that bro I’m sleeping bro that’s actually the

First thunderstorm in this world I’m pretty sure okay while I have a chance while I’m still like in a real talk mode I’m going to keep adding new mods every episode so if you have any suggestions like any good horror mods or even just like just interesting mods slap them in

The comments please there’s a big chance I’ll get them in the next episode there’s a [ __ ] fly in my face [ __ ] ow [ __ ] I just hit myself in the [ __ ] head holy [ __ ] ow someone comment wait no two people commented that I sound like the

Joker should I say wait let me let me try to say something this is so stupid okay what is this it’s a meme Batman I don’t get it what’s not to get I don’t get the joke well you see when people say this [ __ ] laced they usually mean

That a drug has been combined with another often without the consumer’s knowledge but he’s not doing drugs yes this is what you’d call a word play where what are you some kind of nerd you’re the one that’s been buying oregano instead of weed I don’t know how that sounds we’ll

See in the we’ll see when I edit it I hope it’s funny okay well I got all the dirt I broke all the shovels time to place more dirt whoa plac in dirt this is going to clutch I got 1 2 3 four five five and a and 10 dirt left five Stacks

I mean and 10 and I’m freezing again uh uh five stacks and 10 I’m freezing again uh uh uh I don’t know I I don’t know how to rap but I know how to clap uh uh uh okay I’m I’m done oh my God it’s going to be enough

Let’s go okay well now it’s time time for torches and okay a few I had a few suggestions one of them was to get Netherrack and place it instead of like campfires or something the thing is again same with lava fire spreads I’m going to plant a forest around here I

Don’t I don’t need no forest fires in this world okay it’s just not it’s not something I’m I want to do so I’m not going to do it okay you got to understand also oh my God I’m going to wait around until this entire Farm is

Like grown cuz we got little bits here and there like that how how is this like how is this fully grown and this What stages is that H3 H how is this four age four years or or four age points behind everything else how get your ass together and grow dude

This is going to be so cool I just got a really good idea hold on let me get a shovel okay hear me out right okay ready ready what is this [ __ ] okay [Applause] Okay wait no I’m an idiot Jesus that was that took too much time all right and now we do this and now now now we do now we do this all right click lava Fountain oh I’m a genius dude and I can I can overheat outside

Now whoa okay wait let’s check up on the farm I’m really curious how is this fully grown yet okay you know you know I’m going to do a little thing called uh cheating time what I that doesn’t make sense I am sensing a plentiful Harvest down below

Okay okay let’s let’s collect all of this okay waa three four and almost five stacks of Wheat and look how many seeds God damn okay now I have to replant everything okay cool 25 bone meal it’s actually oh this is cozy Dude tell me this don’t feel cozy as hell right now

Oh my god oh this is gorgeous looking tell me this doesn’t go kind of hard I’m kind of embracing okay you can barely see it because of this tree some people said the house has a receding hairline and to those people I want to say what the [ __ ] is wrong with you come

On now it’s a how it doesn’t shut up is this better So diamonds Spawn from y level 16 to Y level minus whatever the lowest level is so I got to go um I got so I got to go pretty low here oh my God I hate this already like I’m I’m I really don’t want to lose this world bro okay

Okay um this seems to be a deep cave huh all I think I got to did I just jump I guess I guess so huh dog I I’ve never been this scared to go Mining oh hell no what is that sound since swend does Minecraft have such a [ __ ] horrifying sound design what I’m not even at Deep sight level yet whoa yo this is sick as hell oh you green prick okay we’re getting deeps SL you I am horrified okay I think what I’m going to

Do what was that dude I’m paranoid I’m I’m seeing [ __ ] everywhere I want to go down there dude I I don’t know if I can do this I STP mine but that’s not that would be exactly riveting content you know what I’m Saying I actually want red Stone cuz I think I’m going to make a Herobrine shrine at the end of this episode like an actual Herobrine Shrine this is horrible oh I hate these caves so much it’s a creeper see a creeper there look [ __ ] um what do I do oh what the [ __ ]

Oh my holy [ __ ] okay I collected myself that was the most terrifying thing that has ever happened to me in Minecraft I’m pretty sure um and anyway that made me realize how underprepared I am for this and you can comment all you want that I’m a [ __ ] but I’m going to

Strip mine for these diamonds I am not going outside my little this this little tunnel that’s fully lit up I’m going to be safe uh safer and strip mine listen once I get like diamond armor and I enchant it and [ __ ] sure I can go back

To the cave right I have I don’t have any like I’m probably going to do that oh okay diamonds one two three these noises dude I hate them so much nice dude these noises I hate them so much I actually do why why would you implement these noises

Hm what was that what was that hm did I just I I just I I thought I heard something stop stop BR I haven’t found diamonds in what the [ __ ] was that is that him did he [ __ ] spawn in here no dude why I am sincerely considering just going back up

To the surface this can’t be good for my [ __ ] mental health why can he spawn in a fully lit up tunnel why am I do what am I doing this for I’m placing torches every three blocks because I don’t want him to spawn and he just does it anyway

What oh you [ __ ] stop stop no no no what the [ __ ] come on I need one more diamond and then I can craft uh Whatchamacallit Diamond what am I doing bro a chest plate and I’ll feel so much more comfortable with a chest plate on me dude how unlucky am

I I’ve been digging in a straight line for like 20 minutes now oh there there you go okay yeah I guess that makes up for it I am immediately crafting a chest plate I don’t care I need armor yes does that not feel just amazing it does oh my

God okay now the question is do I want to M forward a little bit until I actually run out of torches cuz if I get two diamonds I can make an enchantment table and enchant all my armor right I’ll go back up [ __ ] repair all this

Mess right or make new stuff enchant it and then come back to the caves so I actually have a chance with the dweller this time cuz that’s what I’m thinking right so I just need one more diamond oh this is big huge three diamonds okay I am I am going up around oh

Oh oh [ __ ] look at that that’s a nice surprise okay [ __ ] we got eight diamonds okay it’s getting colder so I I must be somewhat close to the surface I don’t know it’s the night of course it’s the night why would it not be the night I’m

Just going to wait in this hole until it’s daytime okay you’re [ __ ] kidding me where am I oh oh never mind you’re not kidding me okay we’re fine I’m next to my base cool oh it’s so nice to be um safe so nice not to be in life-threatening danger you know for

Once so I’m just I’m just enjoying this being in a lit up open space is so nice cuz I can if if that [ __ ] appears which I doubt he will I will see him from a mile away the fact that he spawned in my tunnel that’s horrifying cuz I thought I

Was safe I was still paranoid but at least I was like okay he probably won’t spawn in here and then he just does what the [ __ ] oh my God wait I just realize look how nice this looks oh wow okay pickaxe time no hold on I can’t just AutoCraft that come on

Click there you go isn’t that that light looks so nice nice finally like making big progress oh wait how am I going to get a book I have sugar cane I don’t have a book um hold on no oh damn it wait fishing I can get a I can get a book through

Fishing cuz I can F an enchanted book I need a pond for that though oh look at that does that dude that’s just beautiful if I am going to fish I need string so I actually need to go out hunting for spiders right now again I just sincerely hope that cave

Dwellers yeah okay you got me you got me that [ __ ] was that oh okay yeah no I’m sleeping H actually dumb ass ow oh you barely do any damage to me anymore okay well that was that was just completely on you guy all right cool uh how much strink do

You need for a fishing rod or like how many pieces um I think three two or three I could hold on cuz I let the could sleep I I let the mobs SP on if I sleep now that’s a [ __ ] Enderman right oh those are two Enderman my [ __ ] heart

Stopped I thought that was the cave dweller on the surface I was about to just [ __ ] log out okay spiders I see two Creepers how about spiders are you kidding me oops okay well that’s not a [ __ ] an intelligent move um did no spiders survive did they all

Despawn okay well I guess while I’m waiting for the night I mean at least this time Phantoms won’t spinky me I might as well make the pond itself right I feel like that’s probably what I should be doing I think H I’m trying to think of like where I

Should make this Pond what if I just make it here that’s yeah like next to my base whoa I think someone even requested I do a pond so there you go I made a pond can plant some sugar can come on okay that’s one string what is he doing he’s what the

Cool it’s another one he’s doing the same thing okay can we address the the lack of spiders in this world I don’t remember how you craft uh fishing rods so I don’t know if you need two or three string I’m just going to craft it with this okay we’re balling is what we’re

Doing we just crafted a fishing rod now I just have to fish a book fishy business uh me when I go down on your mother hey Y is there anything I have to fear right now I don’t think there is I think I’m the I’m on top of the food chain up here down there in the caves yeah [ __ ] that no I’m not I I’ll admit I’m not the the most dangerous thing out there right but up

Here there’s nothing here besides me oh my [ __ ] okay I reget saying anything I’m going to sleep okay so I think this Pond is actually too small for me to catch what Minecraft considers treasure which is you know enchanted books Enchanted bows fishing Enchanted fishing Rods All right I think that’s that should be big enough right I hope I don’t actually know well we’ll see when I when I fish and if I if I if I catch something that’s not a [ __ ] Fish wait wait can I craft a book now hold on it’s like click all right cool so I don’t damn okay I don’t need to fish for books anymore I got so much fish out of that all right well it’s it’s time oh my god dude can I just say

How much I love this Dome it’s so satisfying to come into here and not have it rain on you anymore it’s amazing um anyway enchantment table right I have everything in my inventory okay well I’m not going to AutoCraft this okay I know the recipe by heart okay

Look at that where do I put it though ooh what if I make a little room down here what if I make Pathways to these sides right and then I make little rooms in in different parts of this this thing look at this look right right all right

Pimp this out all right hold on so these are spaces for the um the bookshelves when I eventually make them somehow I don’t know how I in the future if this series goes for long enough I’ll probably cure you’re like a villager or something and then I’ll have a librarian

And then we’ll have infinite books but for now it’s just going to be this look at that look at that so yeah yeah pimp it pimp it hold on mother freak man luckily I always got my hoe on me anyway um so yeah I think yeah right cuz

3 three yeah yeah cool can you enchant a shield no you can’t okay so yeah so I’m going to enchant all this let’s start with the sword sharpness one okay well let’s start with the pickaxe Unbreaking one let’s start with a chest plate I mean that’s the real deal right three points Protection

One can you get protection two is this good I don’t know I actually don’t enchant often so well I mean all right let’s do it Okay well that was a bit anticlimactic I thought it was going to be something more than just Protection One but you know I’m I’m not complaining [ __ ] really my helmet protection two I’m going to do this one okay well I’m getting I’m I’m just getting scammed

Bro this feels like the the perfect time to enchant my sword sharpness one cool sick efficiency one okay well prediction two on my boots um yeah [ __ ] it I don’t know I’m just going to get I’m just going to do Protection One all right well I kind of

Wish I had protection to on the chest plate the diamond chest plate not the iron boots but you know it’s fine I feel like I could probably take on the um whatchamacallit was he what’s his name the the the the lanky tall [ __ ] uh cave dweller yeah

That guy I feel like I could take him now stop I keep keep dude I’ve been on this again half an hour I’ve been playing he hasn’t appeared once I don’t think why is this tree so [ __ ] up what happened to this tree what the what is

Your what what’s the no I’m cutting you down man I can’t have no ugly trees in my area come on now one last thing I got a bone meal this cuz you know like it it it looks empty we we got to have some grass in here Pat

Me on the head and call me a good boy does this not look good come on okay um what am I yapping about anyway I think it’s only fair we end this episode like the last one by going up this mountain and looking at how this looks now after I extended the grass

Made the pond and everything so give me a second this looks ridiculous like you can see the little Pond the little thing dude the hay you can actually see the hay next to my house from here I want to try putting on some shaders hold on just

Wow damn yeah this looks this looks really nice okay hold on okay well um where’s my hand look at that I’m even going to take up my helmet Real Talk um it’s day four of me recording this the the first episode of this Series has just passed 400k

Views that’s [ __ ] insane dog what what um so I I don’t know I just it would feel weird if I didn’t thank you guys I mean this is wild okay I’m going to take over it’s even further future me it’s Sunday the 12th of November the video just crossed 870k

Views and first of all I I want to apologize for the microphone something [ __ ] happened and the audio levels just got increased by like 10% and I started peing like my voice started peeking I’m going to try to make it quieter so it’s not like horrible to

Listen to but yeah I mean damn dude almost 900k views I’ve read um most of the comments I I literally spent like hours a few days ago just reading through the comments and I can’t thank you guys enough I mean this is insane I guess I’m going to see you in the third

Episode um bye-bye