OMG! Body-Swapping with Mean Girl in Minecraft!

This mean girl has become aphmau when i’ve switched out of my body i swap places with the meanest girl on the server now she’s pretending to be me and my friends think i’m actually being mean to them now i have to find a way to swap back into my account before this mean

Girl uses f-mouth to hurt everyone on the server i can’t wait to show kim these glass bottles i got her maybe for a potion something like that whoops who did that you’re so small and ugly i thought well i didn’t think an actual player would look like that how

Embarrassing meet you you’re mean take that just go home quit hanging out around here you keep bothering me you know i guess i should finally start on a house whatever yeah and maybe start actually being nice never pierce where are you it’s fine just because michi picks on me she’s me girl whatever

You know what we can get along sometime i’m sure hey cam yeah oh hello look i brought you some glass bottles so you can make more potions oh this is great i was doing some reorganizing too so just be careful there’s a lot of stuff around here

What’s this potion do oh that one will get the player skin polka dots uh what about this one i think that one’s the fart flyer So i found a potion and i don’t know what it does um what does this look like to you uh well that looks like dynamite oh that’s a really good Uh hey hey michi can i stop thinking they’re making the wood now cause i’m chopping so much they just kind of get hungry pierce hey please it’s me half mouth well i’m not actually this isn’t me uh okay so if you’re about i go home oh yeah sure go eat it’s fine

Okay yes oh my goodness okay i got a ride and i’m out of food okay i got it michi’s player then is she in mine oh no this is really really bad i gotta go okay my house um see did you do anything to my house oh

Thank you zayn that prank was so scary thanks for getting rid of ian for me of course are you feeling better oh no maybe but i could use some more diamonds and maybe some cake i okay done and done i will get those to you right away

Hey hey let me out now no you don’t deserve it you blew up my house oh no no no no no hey you huh what the heck is going on oh nice outfit you got there you are so cute just adorable probably the best looking player real

Cheaper you can’t take advantage of this we have to fix this come on we can go get kim to brew up another potion make a swap potion i think that’s what it’s called um how about no what ian back me up you’re the one who started this what no

No no no i didn’t do anything to you michi zane already threw me in jail for no reason the reason you were thrown in was because you exploded half mao this girl is being mean to me phew you’re that new mean girl huh how dare you hurt half-mouse feelings wait a

Minute wait a minute no no wait uh you know it it i actually didn’t mean that uh because uh you know no mean girls allowed what be gone meanie i can’t believe the same won’t listen to me to walk all the way back to the server maybe fine make sure where’d you go

I finally got a lunch break and i got oh there you are hey i gotta drop all this stuff you want me to catch you for you wait a minute it’s not it’s me pierce now meow how does it sound like cheers here’s your iphone how do i know okay

How do i know huh um ask me anything you think only aphmau would know uh um okay yeah yeah i can’t do this uh just gotta think uh what’s your favorite food potato okay but that’s an easy one though everybody knows that you love potatoes uh okay all right then ask me

Anything that you think michi wouldn’t do but something me she wouldn’t do that bell would you know i don’t think mia romitch would fart she she kicked me across the server once when i did it i didn’t like it there i can’t believe i did it and lay down whoa

Wait wait what are you doing okay look i need to go talk to zane all right what uh oh okay yeah sure fine i’ll be right behind you i guess what happened here oh look he made some upgrades why did we do this why me so okay that’s why you’re being careful

Okay uh i understand wow he really yeah see i must be the real laugh now i’m good at getting around all these traps right i guess sometimes you’re gonna avoid tribes the whole time necessarily sometimes they’re brains i said let’s think using our brains brains i

Got rid of that long time ago yeah slow me down make myself more aerodynamic by having smoother brains oh i see yeah okay wait oh help okay up the stairs bro hey hey you have more diamonds oh it’s you again i’m in listen you need to stay away from half mountain nose

Over there she did fart in front of me just saying there’s a potion what okay the potion turned me into that oh no i refuse to listen to this first off aphmau doesn’t fart that’s a lie what now listen you just need to go away so and i can get

Back to what we’re doing huh you’re just giving her some juice of cake and cookies and also diamonds exactly it’s all the things that wants and loves yeah yes but you gotta have a healthy balance of food you can’t just give her sweets all the time all

Right you know what it’s time to go it’s time to go go don’t don’t cake time yeah if that was actually me would i care awesome i know your biggest secret what is it happening no no you don’t you’re bluffing i hate to reveal to you that i know that you like

No no no no no no no no no no how do you know gossip must have ease drop when i told aphmau that what or you just stole my minecraft diary because you are a mean girl oh my gosh zayn oh my gosh zayn that’s so mean

Of her i was about to say that but no you should get rid of her like forever you know what i think i like that idea let me just uh yeah and give me my cake afterwards all right oh no okay well let’s just okay hey get him robotron three i just got

Like robotron three thousand uh start frightening me nope oh no i think it’s destructible we can try destructing it oh hey it’s pretty destructible actually i destructed and did it okay one wasn’t enough let’s get a few more in here oh you got a few more oh okay all right all right

Yeah yeah i’m trying i’m trying i’m trying we don’t like meanies gotta figure out how to make this work okay this day can’t get any worse i’m just gonna go home and find some ingredients maybe i can craft my own swap potion so i can get back into my player let’s see um

Oh my house is dirty and the fire’s on get out of here fire what are you doing oh wait a minute this must be mickey or aphmau actually or me or i don’t even know anymore why am i ugh okay it’s fine it’s mine you know what

Because well my house may have been destroyed my secret base is probably perfectly fine okay let’s see oh nice fire that is not the you know what it’s all right it’s just some growing pains she’ll probably come around like ian i mean ian’s doing pretty good right

Anyway she got my house here but she probably didn’t get my feet yeah this is perfect okay keep all my treasured secrets here like my puppy i love my puppy and uh uh you know what we’re not gonna talk about that because that makes you blush all right let’s see

Oh i do have a swap lotion noise i can go back to my own body All right i think it’s all set now what do you want i’m not sure why you wanted me to make a swap profile device but what oh that’s nice i was back to normal and that was my last motion maybe i can maybe i could try to lick the cap oh no

I was back to normal i’m sorry i mean you just wanted me to do the thing and i did the thing your fault this was supposed to fix things ugh i’m so tired of being in this stupid short body hey well half alan it’s fine i just gotta go then

Fine good i don’t need you this minecraft server only if they blow up my house or anything i love because that’s what they do blah blah blah by the way i gotta look at that picture of yours that guy your crush or something gross oh my gosh you

Know what you’re you’re me and michi okay bye i don’t want to be around your gross cooties anyway yeah not nice duh i know you should feel bad i’m gonna blow up zane’s house more see you later okay let’s find zayn where’d Me girl just go away um what’s what’s wrong it’s nothing i say get out of here wait a minute that’s the problem i’m trying to be nice to him when i need to be mean to him perfect sense okay all right i gotta act just like me

Hey why don’t you get up what no oh you do yeah what was that for betsy you can’t make it up that hill faster than me you sad sad little man you know what okay sure i’ll race you but let’s up the stakes yeah yeah yeah you know why

You’ve got a bow so why don’t you have some of these special arrows i made oh wow you made something wow amazing yes and they are very awesome because they bounce you away and i get a hat whoa that’s so cool all right well i guess you’ve got a race

Hey that’s not fair you have so many more things about wow look at that are you having a hard time keeping up no i’m not having a hard time you’re having a hard time just being me bouncing around go well maybe maybe if you actually try harder whoa look at all

The boundary arrows wow that is so cool bouncier bouncy zeros oh it’s almost like i’m really good at shooting things Just like someone else i know but okay fine okay you’re better than i thought you’d be and i guess maybe you’re not as mean as i thought you were just did get me out of my head there yeah it looks like that now girl upset you a lot is she like

Normally like that well i mean no not always i i don’t even know what’s wrong with her today she’s been totally out of character you know what that reminds me i think i have an idea yeah oh yeah and uh that hill’s set to explode set to what now Okay it took forever but i set it up all right i’ll do it hey you know what that’s really fun you know you were a little bit mean at first but i i really been enjoying your time lately it’s been ever since you joined it’s been great

I’m not mickey i’m just app mal but i don’t want me what don’t you remember that’s why we’re setting up the whole trap in the first place huh so you think she’s cool but it isn’t because ugh whatever it’s just fine oh okay hurry up

Come on come on come on come on okay i’m calculating i just don’t get it i’m so Potions they’re really hard to make and i don’t know exactly what we’re totally gonna help mean girl’s back can’t do something no sorry uh i really don’t have anything if you’re really aphmau you’d be very good at parkour right well i uh obviously yeah almost frustratingly and i’m really bad at parkour

She’s all about the beast she’s like the biggest bee advocate oh the real halfman she’s in my body michi you’re such a don’t listen to her she’s lying to you zayn no if you were the real half-mal you’d know where i’d hide my spare diamond stash because i really don’t know i’ve noticed

That i can’t take this anymore you’re all so annoying just take some of this What is this stuff in my inventory who’s who oh hello that’s how yeah wait wait where’s my Oh i gotta figure something out ah wait a minute right up here if i go to the same slab i can fix this have i stopped being pierced hey kids oh that’s kim i can’t figure out who’s who yeah i can’t wait so kim’s inside valve whoever you are uh okay so anyway

Uh let’s see i gotta make something like a player reset potion oh man okay wait i didn’t do anything fine if i got to go in the normal way oh there’s a lot of pokemon uh let’s see okay so i need to make the reset potion put this in sorry There here and this right here and that got me a profile reset potion yes okay all right gotta go back oh all right let’s go take this zombies come on mitchie just keep coming i’m telling you stop coming never stop having my own robot army to do my bidding with you sorry guys

Toys Which one of you is Mouth this one no my nose how about the ugly blue one wow oh god i’m hot i can’t tell you who i am at this point i’m oh over the server i knew zayn was the best body to have i mean that’s flattering but coming from

You i’m not so sure anymore get down here now oh look it’s dirty are you out now oh thank you at least i finally look pretty again you can read everything listen wait wow you know what i’m glad i’ll never have to be you again would you why did you

Even pretend to be me in the first place well you know after the potion went off uh i remember that people give you free stuff for no reason so people give me stuff because i’m nice and i give them stuff in return that’s not a reason and

You i don’t want to do that you know maybe if you were nice every once in a while people would treat you nice too michi yeah yeah being nice why are you so big you were dying for a bit today you’re all so annoying i hate this i’m

Leaving oh good riddance oh she she actually left okay finally shave i thought we really started building friendship there for a bit okay so now what do we do first off that was me michi what wait you wait wait wait wait but shoe’s beachy yeah you mean who’s speechy