OMG! I RETURN TO MINECRAFT AFTER YEARS! CREEPER ATTACK!

What is up guys welcome back to another video on the channel if you enjoy content like Minecraft which I’m going to do a series about please like And subscribe the video it’s all hype it’s all love here at TB Danny my name is Daniel and welcome to I play Minecraft

For the first time in three years there’s been a lot of updates since I last played and I’m excited to get into what’s new and what I can see I watched a few videos about Minecraft before I even made this video cuz that’s how clueless I am in the first place but

Yeah we’re just going to start off with the basic you know stuff like getting wood making a crafting table getting your tools and stuff that’s the simple things I remember apart from that I don’t remember [ __ ] uh honestly this is probably about to be a video of me

Struggling and uh yeah you know what you know if you you like to see stuffff like that like And subscribe because I love Minecraft yeah I love Minecraft yeah okay I’m going to stop okay so we have 40 uh Oak planks going to place those down we’re

Going to make some sticks too make 12 sticks I’m going to add this back to the pile going to place those sticks down make a wooden pickaxe and that’s basically all we need for right now cuz you know we’re going to get stone [ __ ] anyway so this is

Basically the only you know relevant tool you need right now all right so we’re going to look actually I could just dig down and get some Stone actually that’s exactly what I’m going to do I’m just going to dig down get some Stone all right we’re going to just

Go through the dirt here Stone’s right here and I have received the achievement Stone Age isn’t that nice all right we’re just going to mine around us too make sure we get every square inch of stone and this should be enough this is a strategy I used to do back when I

First you know literally generally got an understanding of Minecraft in which I have I have no idea what I’m doing right now but you know what y’all like to see that kind of stuff so I’m here to deliver all right we’re going to make the crafting table here going to place

Our sticks make our stone pickaxe that’s an upgrade and uh I’m going to make our Stone axe too so now we’re going to use our Cobblestone and dirt that we used to dig down and we’re going to go back up to the surface now and um yeah so we have spawned in a

Plane no in a in a you know just a regular forest biome um really I I really want to like look for just a small cave just a small cave with iron that would be everything to me anyway I just one shot that sheep didn’t even see what was coming to him

As well as that chicken God I love chicken but uh yeah especially like fried chicken like especially like KFC and [ __ ] anyway there’s a huge hill on the horizon so we’re going to climb that heill see if there’s any like caves in the hill there should be oh steak steak

What are you medium rare give me give me give me actually no I like medium well I don’t like when my food is [ __ ] uncooked like some peasants [ __ ] medium rare off even [ __ ] rare who the [ __ ] eats rare steak absolutely [ __ ] no one unless you’re just a

[ __ ] monster I I I I really don’t know who the hell would eat blood in their steak let’s be real would you want to eat blood in your steak ladies and gentlemen comment down below what is your steak how do you like it cooked what what kind of steak you know and how

Do you like your steak cook is basically what I’m asking I can’t even talk I’m just [ __ ] but uh yeah we’re going to get these chickens out of the way you know that’s going to be our food for later when I get a furnace in which I

Don’t have enough Stone to get a furnace so we’re going to have to find some Stone here in a second just climbing up the hill now that’s going to take a lot of our food and hopefully we don’t die of hunger during the night well I don’t

Think we can cuz you know we have meat you know I love meat me meat me meat you know what I’m saying oh [ __ ] there is lot oh and I think we found a little cave up in the Horizon over the up that’s that’s a big cave that’s a big

Cave I said I wanted to see a small cave but you know any cave works as long as it has iron anyway we’re going to just Massacre this family of cows that just hurt me more than it hurt you but [ __ ] you give me your steak [ __ ] you give me your steak [ __ ]

You [ __ ] you give me your steak oh you tried escaping there pal ha not too lucky this time give your steak all right that vegan teacher I’ll teach you some things about being Vegan eat some [ __ ] meat enjoy your life man don’t be like don’t be like that vegan teacher

Just massacring little children to eat disgusting vegetables every day what is her purpose in life to do that like leave the children alone what in God’s name I almost got AB abolutely blown up to smithin there all right we are losing Health with every drop we are getting

All right we have some Co here we’re just going to not even look at that skeleton uh yeah we got some coal I can make some torches with that just in case you get lost but I’m going to search and see if there is any iron

Here all I see is copper and coal so far that’s just typical I don’t want to go down here without making torches cuz torches will help us and that’s a Skelly head I do not want to get into that Skelly head in fact I don’t even think I want to you

Know mess around at night I think I just think I’m going to wait till the daytime but you know the day Waits on oh one and we are getting attacked by what I don’t know yeah it’s by a zombie of all things of course that’s nice zombie meta oh zombie Galore

Um yeah that [ __ ] is still following me for some reason I have no reason I have no clue why anyway uh can I lure it into this lava I’m not even going to risk that actually but uh yeah I’ll see y’all when the sun comes up cuz I’m about to

Get massacred by some mobs here in a Second this is that in we are still on the search for iron and we’re going to jump in this water real quick splash splash 107 FM anyway um nothing really special here to look at um but we have found another cave oh oh this is one of those caves this is one

Of those caves okay let me make my torches from now because I really don’t want to get lost I’m going to make 20 of them we can make even more cuz we have coal and planks but all right so we’re going to start at the opening right here

Place one right here too and then we’re going to go down drop down drop one right here all right I’m going to go over here now see if there’s really anything oh is this a dead end oh no it’s not a dead end all right I’m going to just avoid

That coal cuz what could Co do okay what the hell why did I just start going so fast oh that’s that has its own opening we don’t need to really place a torch there um now back here I don’t think there is anything over here I think it just leads to the

Other part of oh no it’s it’s a dead end it’s it’s a dead end it’s just a actually no yeah it’s just oh never mind no actually go up here oh is this just the place we came From I swear if this is the place we came from I am such an idiot ow I keep on hurting myself help me please please help help help help y help help what am I going to do now I have a [ __ ] creeper right there yep and he’s

Still there okay what we’re going to do is we’re going to dig around that cuz I don’t want to [ __ ] myself over this episode especially cuz I don’t have a shield Yeah [ __ ] yourself [ __ ] yourself [ __ ] yourself creeper go screw yourself you suck you’re not killing me today you [ __ ] suck oh yeah creeper oo didn’t mean to trap you in it just means that I just don’t want to die I’m at five Hearts that’s half my

Health I don’t want to die now and I lost my torches so I can’t make it up back to surface that’s great um yeah uh basically I don’t know what the [ __ ] I am doing what happened to you Creeper Creeper please don’t kill me today creeper no no Creeper Creeper no

Exploding creeper no creeping creeper no creeping that sounds like I’m saying creeper no creeping but uh I’m going to I’m just going to ignore that fact caves get get me stuck all the time I I really don’t know how to get my way out of here

Oh I found I see dirt at least so that should be a good sign right oh yeah I found my torches hell yeah okay so I’m just going to call this cave a Lost Cause Lost Cause am I right kids yeah yeah yeah yeah why are my torches doing

Over here I don’t remember oh yeah I do remember okay right here okay what the [ __ ] who is dying is that a zombie yeah that is that should be a zombie all right okay I think we’ve survived yep we have survived actually so that’s nice uh

Oh sheep sheep man sheep Mr Sheep Man sheepy sheep sheep sheep God I love sheep all right I got to my sheep and American America American America best of all Both Worlds cuz America is Great America amazing and America is America if you don’t like America [ __ ] you cuz America is amazing America

America America [ __ ] yeah coming again to save the [ __ ] day America [ __ ] yeah all right guys for now I’m just going to be doing a little bit of off camera grinding hopefully I can get myself some iron and Report y’all back tomorrow um thank you all so much for

Watching thank you all for just supporting me throughout the whole way hopefully this video we can at least reach at least five views cuz my channel is currently dying anyway I’ll see y’all tomorrow with the next I’ll see y’all tomorrow with another episode good night Everyone