OMZ Said WHAT?! Insane Minecraft Parody Story (Roxy, Lily, Crystal)

As I cannot believe this you dog into my town but I’m going to f I’m getting revenge for my dog in the pay ah good morning world today is going to be an awesome day I could just feel it in my bones how’d you sleep fluffy you slept good that’s awesome to

Hear but what do you say we go all right let’s do it come follow me this is going to be awesome so let’s go down this stairs over here and Mr Fluffy do you want anything to eat uh no okay okay okay we won’t eat we’ll just go

Straight for the walk I can tell you’re excited so come follow me after you fluffy you can go first and let’s go outside are you excited buddy well so am I let’s go and wait a minute look it’s roxxy’s dog hello roxxy’s dog what’s up

Um hello how you doing who is this why is there another what do you mean why is there another my brand new pet fluffy do you like him Ms look at me there is only room in this town for one dog and that’s me ah what are you talking about there’s

Room for as many pets as we want and isn’t he adorable do our trick do our trick fluffy and wow did you see that he just jumped can you jump up how dare you imply that I am a talking dog I can do more than jump I can literally do a

Backflip check this out and wow that that wasn’t really a backflip that was more of you just like doing a squ but okay as I cannot believe this you brought another dog into my town I W forget this H okay anyways we’re going for a walk so we’ll talk to you later

Okay this won’t be the last thing you hear of me all right uh just come with me I’m sorry he’s a little bit weird let’s just go for the walk and I’m so excited follow me there’s a brand new trail that just opened up in the woods

Wait fluffy wait oh my gosh you’re so fast hold up oh gosh hey hey hey no need to go that fast wait up for me okay fluffy fluffy where did you wait what where did you go hello oh gosh these trails are giant and he’s completely

Gone oh no oh no hello is anyone around here have you seen a dog hello oh my gosh no fluffy are you all right buddy are you okay speak to me oh gosh he can’t even move oh are you okay no no no I have to go to the hospital right now

Fluffy fluffy no no no don’t go to the light look at me fluffy no this is so sad hello this is the doctor can I come in yes doctor coming right now what’s his status looking like well son I’m going to be honest it doesn’t look like

He has much time to live wait what doesn’t have much time to live no no no he’s like my best friend please you have to save him son we’ll try our best but there’s no guarantees oh gosh no I’m going to cry this is terrible we know it

Was TNT that did this but do you know who put down the TNT to blow him up no I don’t know who it is but I’m going to now I’m getting revenge for my dog and the person is going to pay good luck young man I hope you find who did it

Don’t worry I won’t need luck I’m going to find out who did this fluffy you better stay with me I’ll be back in a second um let’s think who had a problem with me who would do such a thing to my dog it would have to be someone who

Doesn’t like like dogs AKA Lily the cat Lily always talks about how she hates dogs and how cats are better so she definitely did this to get revenge knock knock is anyone home hello no one’s answering I’m busted in here and I’m going upstairs Lily wake the yo

Up what oh you scared me what are you doing huh what are you talking about oh my yo don’t talk all innocent with me you know what you did huh what are you doing ah so you’re playing the innocent card aren’t you sleeping midday why are

You asleep right now me and Roxy we’re playing with mud all night playing with mud that is the silliest thing ever Lily I know what you did wait what did I do what happened yeah yeah yeah what happened what did I do you know what you

Did you had a problem with me because I love dogs so you took it out on my dog what I didn’t even know you had a dog wait yeah that is true I never showed you him but you saw him and wanted to take him out in fact the trail that we

Went on is right behind your house so you saw us walk out and you try to murder him oh I’ve been asleep all day I do not believe you knock knock is anyone home wait it’s Roxy and you know what I’m going to ask him what he was

Doing last night to see if his story match matches up with yours and if it doesn’t I am done as in you are done as in I’m going to stop you with the sword and you’re going to end up just like my dog OHS I promise it wasn’t me Lily I’m

Going down a Roxy Roxxy come inside right now oh hi SS I didn’t know you were here be quiet Roxy inside that house now okay why do you sound so scary I’m not sounding scary sit on the bench right this instant okay why do you have a sword in

Your hand because I’m looking for something what were you SN I was playing with Lily H okay that is what she said but what were you playing with uh we were playing with mud that is what she said so your stories match up Lily come down here right now okay okay I’m coming

And sit right next to Roxy because I’m going to get to the bottom of this what the yo happened to my dog what do you guys know tell me now I didn’t do anything please stop it um I don’t know if it wasn’t you guys then who was it

Explain now Lily we really don’t know you guys probably work together to take my dog out because I was playing with him instead of you guys right no oh so we were playing with mud you were playing with mud you know what that sounds like such a bad story you guys

Probably just made it up huh H SS look around there’s mud all over the house wait there’s mud all over the house oh gosh there is huh and let me see in the outside there’s a bunch of mud too see we’re telling the truth oh go so you

Guys did play with mud all night long and just woke up this is so confusing then who could it be OHS what is going on this morning I woke up with my dog fluffy and we went for a walk and then I lost him for a second and he blew you up

Wait what is he okay no he’s not okay the doctors are saying he might not make it so I have to find out who did it and get revenge before Oh before he you know sees the light wait what does that mean that means he doesn’t have much time

Left I have to find out who did it right away okay okay did you try anyone else I already tried Mr snow but it doesn’t make sense for him to do it because like he only cares about money he wouldn’t hurt my dog for no reason did you try

Patty patty oh my gosh let’s do it but H where should we make the Trap let’s make it behind your house oh yeah because whoever did it knows where I live cuz they probably followed me so follow me guys we’re going to do it right behind

My house and over here seems like a perfect spot right uh yeah this is a perfect spot to do it so first things first let’s go into game mode creative but how is this going to work H that’s a good question and I know just how we’re

Going to place a bunch of sticky pistons and the sticky pistons are going to make this floor disappear and whoever it was is going to fall down all the way here and blow up that’s a great idea let’s do it so first things first we’re going to

Have to make this floor disappear and oh gosh this might be a little bit difficult OHS you got it okay I have to do it for fluffy I have to use all of my brain power so the first thing we have to do is make these Pistons push out and

Then we need another set of Pistons pushing up and down to make these blocks move away really smart oh and now let’s do the same on this side over here put a wall of Pistons like that then some facing up like this now let’s put some blocks over here perfect and what should

Happen is these blocks on the side should activate first so let’s test it with a redstone torch so when they get activated it’s out and then we need one more signal to push it up and all four is going to do this this but how do we

Do it automatically oh gosh really good question that might be a little bit difficult but I’ll try my best I have to do it day is going perfect everything once a planed the dog is gone and wait a minute what is this oh guys why is

Roxxy’s dog Felix in front of the house I hope he’s not trying to go in there Fluffy’s house I thought I got rid of him I better check inside to see if he’s here hello fluffy are you in here wait a minute what guys I think it was Felix

Hit the lover okay I have to hit it wait what is going on oh my gosh an explosion guys it’s feel like Roxy’s dog it was him I’m my like I can’t walk I can’t believe it it was Felix from the beginning homes is that you please take

Me to the hospital I can’t work oh fluffy fluffy oh gosh are you feeling any better wait you are oh my gosh yes knock knock can I come in oh yeah yeah who is it oh it’s the doctor what’s going on what’s the status update good

News he’s going to make a full recovery in 2 days really oh my gosh yes what’s with all these dogs getting injured we just had another one come to the hospital yeah I brought him here how is he going to be he only has a broken leg

And he should be good in a week oh well I guess that’s good and my dog is going to be good as well and that was an awesome adventure and if you want to join us on our next click right here bye a few moments later hello who’s talking

Wait w it’s it’s that’s oh my gosh wo your tail is awesome what type of mermaid are you I am not a mermaid I’m an octopus W she’s an octopus that’s awesome not awesome what why is that not awesome mermaids and octopuses are evil enemies oh my gosh awesome so like you

Came together so you could like make peace and we could all be friends right oh no oh I don’t think she wants to do that Luka then what did you come here for big sis yeah big sis are you here to to to say hi to me cuz I’m your new

Brother what you’re not my brother you don’t even look like my hey we look we look kind of similar okay yeah I guess we all look alike but how about we go be friends and wa your house is super awesome yeah I built it all by myself this is so cool

Is that a work bathtub oh my gosh can I sit in it oh my gosh guys I’m taking a bath look at me I’m bathing wo this place is awesome I know right is this a toilet oh my gosh so cool and the sink this is awesome oh my gosh and wait is

This like what type of fish is this this is a deadly dangerous octopus that will eat your face off what oh my gosh oh wow this place is awesome SAS I want to build a place like this you’re a mermaid that’s never going to happen wait what

Hey I can totally build something way cooler than this that is never happening buddy how dare you at wait I’m going to build it right in front of your place so you can be jealous how dare you I’m going to destroy it wait what um Luke I think she’s planning on destroying my

Build what um then we could destroy hers back yeah yeah good idea but this is the perfect spot we should make a mermaid house yes and there’s so many cool items we could use and wo this is awesome there’s treasure chests there’s ship cannons there’s even chairs I love this

So much I need to get a building material though what should we use my favorite block is the Pearl blocks look at them wait are they these bad boys yep they are super duper pretty oh my gosh they’re like light blue I’ve never seen this block in Minecraft before and wait

There’s even more this one’s called Pearl bricks oh my gosh these are so cool and wao what are these ones these are called Pearl skirtings let’s make the base out of these blocks oh yeah that would be awesome okay Luke you’re going to be in charge of making the

Floor and you can make them out of these Pearl skirting blocks okay and I’ll make the bricks the side of the house like that and then the base of the house is going to be made out of the normal Pearl blocks ooh great idea so I’m going to

Put the four quarters over here like that and wait I have an idea we could make our house a ginormous mermaid tail that would be perfect I know right so okay okay okay that’s still going to work with the design we have so far so let me throw down some more blocks on

Each corner just like this and boom fill up the floor all right on it and the way that our mermaid tails work it goes from thicker to skinnier so what we can do is we got to make it go one block inwards like that and we have to make it become

Skinnier so let’s place it on the inside like this and then place it a couple blocks higher like that and do the same on each side for the first layer of the skinny mermaid tail oh my gosh this how is going to be awesome how’s the floor

Coming along I’m clearing it out with the mermaid shovel o I have it too this thing looks awesome soft the mermaid shovel is lit I also have the axe and the pickaxe ooh we need to try those out oh yeah we do but the second layer of

The mermaid tail is complete next let’s do the third layer and it gets a lot skinnier so for this one let’s place it again inside one like this and do the same on all sides and now we have to place it up a couple of blocks like that

So let’s set it up like this and like that now finally we have to make the little fish tail but first we have to put all the walls oh yeah let’s do that and ooh you already halfway done with the floor nice job Luke let me just fill

Up all the walls over here like this and the entrance is going to be right over here so let’s not fill these up let’s just put a little top area over here now we got to fill up the second layer and hm let’s use a different blue because

I’m super colorful oh yeah it’s a bunch of different shades of blue mhm and is there any blue blocks and oh this would be perfect some light blue wool it matches me really well so we can make the second layer out of light blue wool

Like this and build it all the way up on this layer over here like that now for the final block we need another blue color and Oo we could use some of these These are kind of blue they’re prismarine blocks so let’s set them all down like this over here and wow the

Bottom of the mermaid tail is now officially complete but wait let me make it a little higher like that and now it’s officially officially complete nice the top part should be super long cuz it’s long on you oh yeah yeah yeah you’re right so we should make this like

A couple layers higher let’s make it this much higher and let’s fill it in and oh you finished the floor already yes sir that looks super cool oh my gosh but check out the tail housee the design of the base is now complete and that looks so good I’m starting to see the

Tail yes oh my gosh now we just need to do the fin thingy at the bottom and it looks like we’re going to need some dark blue blocks for the base of it so these should work really good the light blue concrete and it looks like it goes up in

A zigzag pattern like this and wait wait Luke stand next to me so I can see your tail while I’m building oh good reference point Thank you so let me see so it goes like zigzag down and then it goes like this way a little bit then

This way again a little bit then it goes like super down and then it’s like a sharp turn in like that right make it sharper oh okay I’ll make it a little bit sharper like this and does that look better much better nice now we just need

To make it go to the inside like this so let’s make it zigzag down and then it has to go all the way and then we just got to make it go to the other side wo this actually looks like a fin I’ll do the other side you just have to fill in

Oh yeah yeah yeah I have to fill it in with the shade of blue so I could use some of the Pearl blocks and some of the light blue wool blocks so we can make the outlining of it all made out of this so it can have some nice shading like

That and then on the inside we could throw all light blue wool this is going to look amazing so let’s put them all down like this and O yes that looks really nice that looks really really nice and then down over here we just got to throw in more shading like this and

Then down and around and then throw in the light blue blocks and boom check this out dude that looks awesome and oh my gosh your side’s coming along really well too but let me fix up the shading a little bit and oh yeah that looks way

Better and I’ll work on the inside while you work on on the outside so let me place the block like that oh gosh it’s a lot harder copying a side than it is to just place it randomly at the start but I think I’m getting the hang of it right

Now and wait we just met up oh my gosh nice job you copied it exactly let’s go awesome now we just need to put the shading in the same way so it looks even on both sides so Luke you can place all the light blue blocks and I’ll place all

Of the Pearl blocks okay yes W teamwork oh yeah this is crazy W teamwork Crystal’s going to love it and dad’s going to love it and we’re not going to tell anybody that we’re uh actually met Crystal oh yeah I forgot about that oh my gosh but let me throw these blocks

Down over here then one here and wow mermaid tail house base is complete that looks so good from the outside I’m going to work on the walls oh yeah yeah yeah cuz um it only looks good from the front oh gosh yeah yeah bluke work on the

Walls I’m going to work on the interior decorations what blocks can we use there’s so many awesome blocks dude oh yeah I see all of them oh my go these are actually crazy awesome I’m going to get the coolest ones that I see we’re going to need a really cool sofa a cool

Chair a dining table a towel rack oh my gosh this is crazy let’s just grab the living room stuff since that’s what we’re starting off with over here and for the living room we’re going to put the first chair right over here and oh my gosh wao look there’s a fishing he’s

Chilling I know right and wait a minute there’s a style tool what do we do with this oh my gosh check this out we can change the colors wo infinite decoration uhhuh I’m going to make it like this light bluish greenish cuz it’s like both of our colors combined good thinking

Thank you then I’mma put a chair over here and let’s color it the same color scheme and we could throw a dining table and oh my gosh there’s so many plates and even a ginormous cake this is delicious and that looks really good now let’s grab some blocks so we can throw

Up a ginormous TV and we can put it right over here on this side then throw up a painting here and no that’s not a good show no oh oh this is my favorite show kung fu OBS yes we’re going to be watching Kung Fu OBS right over here and

Wait hm the dining table’s not really pointed at the TV so let’s get rid of this and wait a minute oh my gosh Luke did you know we could move items what that is awesome are you serious how have you lived here so long you don’t even

Know that check this out wait I’m moving it down oh gosh I’m moving it up oh come this is not what I want to do I want to move it this way wao wait I’m going to move it to like like the dining table so

Let me move it this way then let’s move it down no no no that way over here and nice now let me rotated at oh my gosh are you seeing this we could like have chairs at the table imagine I was invisible moving stuff around oh my gosh

You would look like a ghost moving the chairs that’s so silly but let me move all the chairs towards the table like that move this one over here like this and then put two more here so now we can have like a whole group eating area and

I got to change of colors this is super duper fancy I know right and that should be good nice now we have a bunch of chairs and the reason I did that is cuz I wanted to put the couch right over here so we can actually watch TV on it

Oh yeah that’s awesome thank you and oh my gosh you already did the walls and Luke you should probably start doing the second layer because we’re about to go up because that’s where our bedrooms are going to be what really yeah because I want the look of the fish tail to stay

Intact and if we move it out this way then it’s not going to be a fish tail it’s just going to be a Big Blob how am I too favorite son’s doing wait what up oh my gosh it’s the king and wow awesome tried it thank you my son no problem

Wait what do you mean favorite Sons you have more Sons I have millions of sons what oh my gosh that is crazy but at least we’re the favorite right luk yeah we must be but Dad why are you here I wanted to see what you guys are working

On oh just a ginormous mermaid tail house cuz like your house is a trident Castle so we’re making a mermaid tail house because we have mermaid tailes great job I love it thank you very much and right now we’re working on the second layer we’re going to make it like

A bedroom area where we can have super duper lit sleepovers that would be great I know right and Dad you can be invited if you want to be the sleepover it could be me you Mom and our sister what your sister uh um it’s a sensitive topic uh

Why is it sensitive um I didn’t mean to say sister bet the whole family what why did you say that before um um um I don’t know I don’t have a sister what you spoke to her um no I don’t even know her name actually no one’s allowed to say

Her name what oh my gosh what’s her name is it something crazy oh stop talking oh okay sorry sorry Luke um sorry Dad um yeah I don’t I don’t know her name we just like said hi change the topic oh up so Dad how do you like the house so far

It looks great I love it thank you very much Dad wait we’re adding beds right now let me get some and what there’s custom beds oh my gosh I need to see this bad boy right in the ow what the what this thing is awesome son we can

Change the colors too you know oh yeah Dad I already knew that check it out boom changed it wo you’re growing up so fast my boy thank you very much Dad and wait let me move the bed over so we have a bunch of room for sleepovers yes okay

Okay okay and wait a minute I have an idea this could be like the bed we bounce on and then we could each have our own separate bed homes how do we bounce we mermaids oh wait wow we could totally bounce right we could like kind

Of like go like this check it out I’m bouncing yep sure I guess this is our form of bouncing on the bed yes let’s do it okay okay okay let’s grab a red bed for dad because he’s red we can get a pink bed for Mom a light blue bed for me

A green bed for you and finally a purple bed for our sister no no don’t say that what did you just say BL uh nothing oh gosh I should not upet her name uh I’m not putting custom colored beds um I’m throwing them away I I no we don’t talk

About her oh sorry oh my gosh oh gosh I’m just going to use these beds okay I’m going to place one over here another one over here and one more over here okay rainbow beds oh yes yes yes make them each color a different color yeah

Yeah perfect and what else is in a bedroom we need drawers oh yeah yeah yeah check it out so we can do our makeup and perfume this is really girly yeah e grow change the color oh yeah yeah yeah that one’s good no no I like

The dark purple one so it makes me look really cool all right there you go what that’s the pink one that’s the girly one put the boy one I want the purple one so I look cool matching with the bottle W oh yeah I am check me out I look super

Awesome but we need to add the final layer hey boys what you doing oh hi Mom we just finished up the bedroom check it out there’s one of every color wo that’s awesome thank you very much Mom and right now we just need to do the final

Floor of our mermaid house it’s going to be super awesome so let me set the floor down over here and what should we make the final room let’s make a kitchen oh yeah we can have a bajillion snacks that would be awesome so okay Luke just

Finish up the other side over here and copy the tail design all right all right on it and Mom do you know how to cook can you help me with this cuz I’ve never actually cooked in fact I’ve never really done anything I was just born 5

Minutes ago well yes I actually have a bakery you know wait what you have a bakery oh my gouache perfect let’s see what kitchen items there are yeah there’s actually a fridge wait what a fridge where where’s the fridge I don’t see a fridge do you see it it’s right in

Front of you oh oh oh my gosh awesome fridge it’s ginormous and wait I want to change the color too oh that matches so good with the wall great choice thank you very much and wait I saw an item that I really want to do I want to use a

Mirror so I could stare at myself and wow I’m so handsome I don’t see anything yeah I don’t see anything either but if I could see I would be really handsome we could put the mirror there in the kitchen then let’s grab a little coffee table so we could also dine over here

And oh my gosh this is so cute and small and there’s pink yeah wait I was thinking about making the whole table pink so it like changes the color up a bit what do you think that looks awesome I know right and oh my gosh wow Luke

You’re doing a really good job with the tail I better have some good eats when I’m done oh don’t worry don’t worry we’re working on the food right now now hm what else should we add wait what about we add some pink stairs over here as little baby seats that’s awesome I

Know right so let’s throw it all around like this so we can all eat now we need a little cooking area right over here here’s a stove what that’s literally just a normal furnace yeah we use normal things down here too so oh yeah that makes sense furnaces are kind of useful

And wait wait since we’re using a furnace we need a crafting table to craft food as well so let’s put two over here next to the furnaces like that and also we’re going to need a sink to wash our hands and stuff so we could put one

Right over here and wo this sink looks really really cool kind of like the one in that octopus lady’s house our sister OHS be quiet wait what you talk to your sister uh no Mom I I I no it was just SS wasn’t mean what look oh my gosh she’s

Tattle telling that didn’t happen oh gosh she’s really mean well well I have an idea I’m going to invite her to have like dinner with us so then we can all make up and be a family again no why why is Mom afraid of our sister because

She’s evil why why is she evil no one says why oh wait yeah I don’t really know why what oh my gosh mom why is our sister evil I don’t know that’s what everybody says what so you guys don’t even know oh my gosh I’m going to invite

Her tonight to our house to have some dinner with USS you’re crazy for that I know I’m pretty crazy I’m going to have to tell Dad about this BRB wait what BRB what what does BRB mean yeah I don’t know why mom’s using new words what what

What does it mean it means be right back she’s going to go get Dad oh okay okay really cool and wait I’m going to help you out with these walls over here and oh my gosh this actually came along really really well but oh gosh wait we

Didn’t make a way up here from the second floor so let’s just break this over here grab some ladders and then we could throw them all over here like this boom set and oh come on Luke how are you doing on the fins they’re basically done

Yeah they’re done but we got to put the walls Silly Billy and if we don’t then it’s not a house sorry I’m on it right now thank you very much LC and oh my gosh this about to look so cool we just have to finish up the fin out over here

And this wall is incomplete here so let me throw down some blocks to finish it up put this layer here then this one over here then place it all down now let’s just finish up this wall and the kitchen area is now all good what should

We eat sweet pies are the best wo seea sweet pies look delicious let me see what other Foods there are seash shakes seash shakes all right all right I’m grabbing some seash shakes and ooh clam cupcakes that sounds very edible and wo fish popsicles that’s delicious sounding

All right I grabbed a bunch of fish Foods now let’s grab a chest and we could put the food chest right back over here so when it’s time to serve up the food we can give it to everybody so let’s throw it all in like this and boom

It’s all good and wait I actually want to try one of these I’m going to try a clam cupcake in that kind of sounds gross trust me it’s the best oh that’s really really delicious everyone’s going to love it and luk you didn’t finish the finit nope it’s done it’s literally not

Done it’s halfway done oh my gosh luk Come on silly this is a group effort you have to help me oh fine I’ll help I know you just didn’t want to do it all by yourself cuz it is kind of hard to place all of these blocks not when you’re a

Professional builder I’m the professional builder I was bored a professional even though I was borned 5 minutes ago and wait a minute Luke when were you bored I was born like 10 minutes ago wait what I thought you were like way older than me we’re like the

Same age basically oh wait no I’m like 5 years old no no no you just told the truth Luke you’re literally the same age so I can’t even call you my older brother you’re just brother whatever you win oh my gosh let’s go Luke is my

Brother Luke is my brother and oh my gosh Brothers technically still what well yeah I guess only by like 5 minutes though but how old is our dad like a billion years old oh my gosh a billion years old mermaids live so long that’s awesome we’re going to have a long life

Of swimming around and fish tail is about to be complete I’m going to put the final blocks not you no I’m putting your blocks too no no I’m doing it I’m doing it and oh my gosh our awesome underwater house is complete W this thing looks amaz balls and wait is there

Any cool doors we could use use the warp doors they’re blue oh okay let me put one right over here and then we can place some blocks all around it and boom it’s complete so down here we have our living room to hang out and eat snacks

And watch TV then in the second floor over here at wait I just realized we don’t need ladders cuz we could swim so that was unnecessary we have a bedroom with a bunch of colored beds that we can bounce on that’s going to be so much fun

And we also have like a little makeup area throw a wardrobe in here so we can change our outfits oh yeah good idea oh gosh it’s like in the middle oh my gosh what that’s actually so cool we need this o we have a dress for Dad

What a dress for Dad oh my gosh dad is not wearing a dress are you serious he’s going to go crazy when he hears that but we can put it like right over here awesome