PastaSparq’s INSANE Late Night Last of Us & Minecraft – MUST SEE!

Foreign Foreign Bye hello all right there we go all right hello everybody welcome to my awesome stream why it bust on your forehead dude [ __ ] the rona i know right [ __ ] the rona i can’t believe i got it dude shit’s crazy all right i’m prepared to show you guys some stuff

Hold on i’m gonna turn down this music real quick welcome to the live stream all right let’s uh get some things ready here i’m gonna make myself a little bit bigger awesome hello this is my model and as you guys could see i have a bit

Of a different hoodie on this is my new default hoodie but um something i have done to do it i’ve been prepared yeah no i this shit’s crazy man [ __ ] um nah sorry i was just gonna say uh wow i know right so something i have done uh with my hoodie

Is i made some hoodie toggles for it so i’m able to switch between this to this it’s kind of cool huh i know how to how i i know i make that pasta see drenched mwah [ __ ] you no i’m just kidding yeah welcome welcome t welcome i have a lot of uh different

Models that i could use too so i have this one creeper oh man uh i got the i got the etika hoodie which [ __ ] love got the star wars hoodie for any star wars games i might play these are all going to change depending on uh what game i’m playing in that moment

So this one’s going to be the twitch hoodie but also just the default one that’s kind of a mixture of the two um what about this guy [ __ ] i’m adding that one later neato i know right thank you wyatt all right today we are continuing the last of us

Which is such a cool game i love the last of us i’m gonna go ahead and pause the music there we go [ __ ] music all right it’s time for me to show you my playstation 5 home oh yeah i [ __ ] downloaded gta on online on this thing i could just

[ __ ] switch between that and last of us awesome perfect that’s going to happen a lot during this gameplay you’re behind josiah jimbethy iii ah man [ __ ] sorry i didn’t mean to be behind i’m hyped for the movie i know i’m hyped for the movie too shit’s gonna be good

Ah cracking open a cold one on a midsummer night shit’s crazy all right let’s continue this [ __ ] game hey welcome crash welcome to the stream hey everyone showing up tonight how are we all doing today yes welcome to the stream we’re uh we’re we’re gonna kill some zombies today watch this guys

This is my ultimate zombie killing move right all right watch watch this [ __ ] right oh wait oh these aren’t the [ __ ] uh crystal zombies that’s crazy i thought i thought these were the crystal zombies never mind all right what what what i gotta do today uh bill can you can you uh

Tell me what’s happening you’re just gonna look at me dumbfounded okay that’s fine zombies are cool yeah no they’re called infected in this game though so this game’s kind of not cool i don’t like this game uh i thought i made it past this part already that’s kind of weird oh [ __ ]

[ __ ] you ah what i was punching you real good aren’t zombies apex predators yeah they are i thought i was killing him what the [ __ ] dude that’s crazy you know it’s fine don’t worry all right we’ll make it past don’t worry guys i’m just gonna go ahead and strangle this dude oh [ __ ]

Oh wait no that didn’t mean i didn’t mean to do that sorry i meant to [ __ ] strangle the dude oh [ __ ] don’t don’t worry guys don’t worry oh yeah [ __ ] you [ __ ] you stay down [ __ ] [ __ ] [Applause] ah christ this game is gonna vibe here while i

Animate as i would say normally before nice thank you for stopping by the stream this game is really [ __ ] hard i’m really i’m really bad at video games but um this is one of those games that i have trouble with oh man i have said that okay all right i’m gonna i’m gonna

Think before i attack yeah that’s what you get that’s what you get for being a zombie [ __ ] you street’s blocked back up let’s go through those backyards what backyards do we gotta go through tell me bill dude this this is going to make a all right i’m wondering how this is how how

They’re going to turn this into a movie because while last of us movie sounds cool i can help you kill some of these [ __ ] last of us movie would be cool but this is like a 20 plus hour game from what i recall and i’m like

Not even halfway through it yet so i don’t know right now i have a oh [ __ ] i forgot to set the timer but i have a three hour timer i’m gonna make the stream long this is this is practice for some future things nani i know right

This is this is some practice for some future [ __ ] that i plan on uh doing funky oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] totally nailed that guy that dude’s dead all right so do i gotta go through these backyards still or who’s behind who oh dude you’re like right next to him how

Do you not see you what the [ __ ] that’s crazy ai in this game is so [ __ ] bad uh you know i’m gonna take out my brick oh you know i could [ __ ] i could take the dude out i think i take out this guy damn all right so i don’t want to deal

With the clickers i don’t think best beat that man up yo welcome death star streams yo wow [ __ ] everyone’s here thank you guys for visiting uh yeah no i’m right now i’m trying to figu my break my brick this is my brick i’m gonna cherish it forever all right

You know i’m trying to think how do i because i i played through this section before and i don’t know how i got through it that i don’t know where the exit is where is the exit [ __ ] it’s me georgia i know i know hey what’s what’s up

Welcome you should change your you should change your channel name to georgia hey dude i think that you as a streamer would work really well oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i [ __ ] no come on yeah you should i really suck at this game holy [ __ ] change change your uh change your name to

Georgia hey streams on discord i mean on twitch.tv slash georgia hey streams god damn i have to do this part all over again this [ __ ] sucks dude these things are like so invincible well you just got eight up yeah now i keep on getting ate up these these dudes

Are straight up invincible you know what it’s wabbit season [ __ ] it dude i don’t care you know what [ __ ] you oh those dudes didn’t even oh okay i guess they did here oh apparently apparently me slamming into the ground grounds to kill that dude all right hold

On hold on hold on can i can i collect that yeah yeah thank you thank you i’m gonna take some of that and it’s rabbit season again you ever heard of controller spamming no i have not i mean okay i i have but it’s one of tho this is one of those

Games where i can’t just spam like the shoot button you know i mean because like you only get a certain amount of bullets every once in a while and i have to [ __ ] control the amount of bullets that i used all right i’m gonna get [Applause] ah [ __ ] come on dude

I hate i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate these i hate these clickers you know what i mean i hate clickers i hate i hate them [ __ ] all right hold on i’m gonna i’m gonna go ahead i’m gonna do a little bit of uh

Strangling this dude real quickly just so i can go in here get kill i’m going to kill the clicker real quickly and then yeah stay down [ __ ] that’s some classic red blooded american action right there ladies and gentlemen you saw the new trending gmod videos i haven’t seen uh i haven’t seen any

Gmod videos as recently um the [ __ ] zombie movie that scarred me as a kid for is this is the movie 28 weeks oh i’m i haven’t watched any zombie movies i’m gonna be honest like this stuff is okay in video games for me but like i’m really bad with [ __ ] um

Blood and gore in video or in anything and any other medium aside from video games all i’m gonna right ahead and do a little bit of uh sniping okay nevermind That’s what you get all right [ __ ] i’m gonna fight you yeah come here come here mortal kombat type [ __ ] come on yeah stay down stay down red-blooded american action give me a gun i can help you kill some of these [ __ ] shut up you saw those vids where they just run from fast

Png monster dude that [ __ ] scares me um how do i how do i take that thank you appreciate it yes we don’t got to worry about the uh clickers anymore because they’re all dead now [ __ ] those clickers am i right like literally those are the worst enemy in this game god damn

Okay but where do i go now thank you game where do i go do i go on top of these roofs like you ask me to like you leave me to do no no don’t go on the roofs what a terrible idea okay you know better idea let’s go through here

Yep here’s the way found it all right guys don’t don’t you worry i’m i’m awesome at this game actually i’m not i’m not bad at all i’m gonna take all you all right thank you you know that [ __ ] dude the [ __ ] gmod uh obunga jump scare type [ __ ] is really [ __ ] scary

Those made me [ __ ] my pants when i was younger um okay i guess i have to go up here [ __ ] hand soap face mask germ free [ __ ] with a big ass all right let’s see i’m gonna go up here because apparently it’s encouraging you to go up here now hmm

I think there might be something in here i was right it’s tight on the other side what about going through here what the doggy door oh man dude don’t you have a [ __ ] machete can you just like cut the rope or was that copyrighted by disney very careful of

Course maybe you should have given her a gun okay bill there’s more of those clicker things inside the house you could just cut the [ __ ] rope all right i haven’t seen this yet you stay down careful all right all right i’m gonna i’m gonna be super quiet now

Here’s a fun idea what if your mom is an actor extra actor and they have a role in a zombie movie and then she’s in the movie right and you get to see her getting eaten oh man that’s a that’s a fate worse than being alive

I’d be very sad to see my mom get eaten in a zombie movie wait what uh zombie coming from behind me what that made no sense there was no zombie behind me i know i’m gonna have to get rid of my brick aren’t i rip my brick rip my brick

Suck my dick no man no this is this is not good this is not good yeah yeah stay down stay down stay down All right all right watch this guys i’m gonna grab this one too right well i have zero ships left how do i craft i’m gonna craft some shits now damn i don’t i only have enough for one shiv uh all right so do i gotta go through here maybe oh there’s

Shotgun ammo in here nice wait do i have enough to make another shiv now yep all right awesome awesome now i have four stabs instead of two i love i love stabbing things it’s so nice so nice whenever you can give something a good stabbing wait what on the rv and over

Oh i see okay what about what if i did a gunshot you got friends in town no although i got some idea who might have come through here school’s on the other side of this house let’s get inside uh-oh that means we’re gonna have to deal with

Some human people and we’re gonna have to kill them i like this guy with the machete he was like hey yo man i got your back yeah nah dude i was about to say like why didn’t he [ __ ] cut the door open man what the [ __ ] dude you have a machete

Cut the rope where do i go oh go in the house okay my bad hey that’s a nice swimming pool do you guys think this property went down in value after the uh zombie attacks or do you think it’s still like up for sale because i would i buy this place honestly

Think it’d be pretty funny hey you got a second no [ __ ] you child i hate you okay hmm uh sniper sniper and full all right cool where the [ __ ] am i supposed to go what ah arrows give me a hand with this ah that certainly was loud bigger than

Any house i’ve been in and a pool i know right i really hope that the retail values there’s that truck sticking out of the school right there come on there’s a bunch of them up there trying to make a sound so this truck is is it is it like a

Truck that i can use can i can i drive this truck oh man hopefully none of these people look up dude they’re all grunting can can you guys shut up it’s not that hard oh [ __ ] okay um [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah now yeah stay down there yeah yeah come on come on

Yeah this is sparta [ __ ] dude this is literally super smash brothers that’s what you get yeah stay down [ __ ] these dudes all right hold on let me see um i mean i guess we could just walk around freely now there’s no there’s no one to fight us

That was a really good strategy i didn’t even waste any ammo [ __ ] ally run [ __ ] yeah funky [ __ ] you yeah your maca hat can’t save you now huh sprint to break free of what oh [ __ ] i’m dead damn oh you know what a melee weapon is a great idea if i had one

All right let me uh let me think all right ellie run run your manga hat won’t save you now [Applause] oh well that was easier than i thought it’d be they must be holed up somewhere else that was way easier than i thought it

Would be so test our luck how do we get inside someone left a ladder on the bus here get me up there and i’ll drop it to you ah [ __ ] i guess that um ah no you’re doing the thing that you did with tess rip [ __ ] that’s by the way why why

Yeah no exactly why why are they grunting that is so dumb i mean they’re not really dead they’re just infected with the disease and they can like still be like revived with [ __ ] um like a vaccine that they’re trying to develop but still it’s just like oh [ __ ]

Yeah like why are you grunting there’s no reason you are you’re going to die at my hand just shut up okay we just need to get to the hood of the truck ow [ __ ] you hear that they’re coming move it kid uh-oh all right we’re going to get in quick we’re going

To get the battery we’re going to get the hell out of here god damn it they’re locked we have to get inside to get the battery come on bill i got it windows open hurry uh oh the click is on me good [ __ ] that’s not gonna hold they’ll make it fast grab this

Please tell me you’re done nice simple what [ __ ] empty guys phil where to uh bill where anywhere but here you play the whole ass come on how do i run i’m gonna i’m gonna sprint come here just sneak out the back come in oh damn oh wait should i just rewind

Like when they get cured they’ll still have injuries i know right they’re always gonna die [Applause] oh [ __ ] ah dude they were just they were making out with me that’s awesome i love it i love when the clickers make out with me runner oh now you’re just making out with me

All right that’s fine either you have little injuries to be cured you’ll still be dead yeah i mean i guess it’s just like for people who get bitten by zombies all right you know you know [ __ ] it here’s something to do it’s rabbit season guys [Applause]

Oh man they took a bite out of me oh damn how did that pound of flesh taste guys you know hold on i’m gonna hold extra swap with the sniper rifle that i’m using all right guys hold on hold on hold on uh please please oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [Applause]

Why is the aim in this game so bad this is just pasta spark dies like literally it’s a sniper rifle how can you get worse aim than a sniper rifle you’re just gonna do i’m gonna [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [Applause] [Applause] [ __ ] dude [Applause] when i first met you i was 13 now and 15 yo next year i’ll no longer be a child congrats holy [ __ ] dude can’t believe you’ve been here for two years that’s crazy thank you for your patronage crash a you know [ __ ] it [ __ ] [Applause]

Okay i get it i get it i get it all right i know what i gotta do guys just watch all right i realized i realized my sidebar was on so the screen was smaller but now the screen’s big so here’s what i gotta do right first things first shotgun uh

Ah [ __ ] dude i want to put the vine boom when it whenever he gets bitten that’s a good that’s a good edit idea [ __ ] all right don’t worry guys shotgun time watch this watch this right this guy can’t get me guess what [Applause] that’s what you get where’s that where’s the other one

[Applause] yeah that’s what i thought that’s what ah yeah yeah you stay down stay yeah stay down that is what i thought cut through those classrooms [ __ ] those people dude all right there we go three ammo dude i’m so good at this game honest to god

I’m gonna take the brick instead of the glass i think what classrooms do we gotta go through why are there so many adults in this school i think that’s the real question here gotta get past those guys Funky [Applause] that’s what you get All right hold on hold on can i can i craft a uh all right hold on hold on i’m gonna craft a ult ultra kill melee upgrade so i have a one hit kill on my bat now looks like there’s a path down this hallway

A path that involves a lot of me killing these dudes [ __ ] you [ __ ] you yeah dude give me your lunch money give me your lunch money oh dude i can’t take his lunch money if he’s [ __ ] dead you idiot all right you know what here let me uh

Take all six of those shotgun shells because god damn that’s a lot of ammo for can i connect craft one of these i’m gonna craft one all right because i need to heal desperately there we go there we go awesome i’m healing ain’t so american to just have

Gun store not that far from your house yeah i know right it’s awesome help me open this all right ready goddamn i love freedom barricade the door this ain’t gonna hold him for life i don’t sound good what the [ __ ] ali take cover i got this how about you have a bomb oh my god holy [ __ ] that’s crazy Okay i get it i get it i get it i get it i get it you’re gonna kill me l back plus x performs a term okay okay here’s what i’m gonna do here’s someone to do right all right where’s this dude at yeah okay okay take this you son of a [ __ ]

Ah [ __ ] how do i dodge i must be the principal that is the principal yeah you’re right that is the principle it’s an idea for a diy weapon in school take a broom a pipe and a metal cutter oh [ __ ] thank you now you know [ __ ] it oh [ __ ] dude he’s dead dude

Did how many alternate universes must joel die in i hear these guys yeah okay all right all right die i punched him and then he just like pulled the [ __ ] family guy now can’t they just shoot him in the face that must be the principal that [ __ ] Oh man all right hold on hold on i’m gonna take i’m gonna take a little bit of this i’m gonna use it to kill these dudes you distract them hello hello good sir hello young lady all right here’s what i’m going to do [ __ ] all right i get it

That is not what i need right now that’s what you get why don’t you grab him God damn you know maybe maybe video game streaming isn’t my thing i suck at video games if you guys can tell all right any one of you guys drop like six pieces of ammo because that would be very very useful right now um no i’m gonna go ahead and grab that med

Kit that he grab that he dropped ellie why are you like right next to him dude that’s really not that’s not that’s not what you need to be doing right now ah [ __ ] dude where else am i supposed to go how does he know where i am is he like

Doing why you gotta open your jaw every time i don’t know i mean he just wants he he’s the dentist he’s just trying to see what’s inside my mouth ow yeah that’s what you get [ __ ] hey All right all right dude that headache goes good go so hard though dude i’m so infected with how much i’ve been inhaling in that gas okay i get it dude why Why am i wasting every last bit of ammo on this thing i can’t find i get it damn it go down oh thank god [ __ ] jeez what was up with that big guy it’s been infected for a long time we call them bloaters he’s been infected since day one

[ __ ] i hate to interrupt your little biology lesson but can we get the [ __ ] out of here god i can i can feel the [ __ ] top of these gas in my nose at this point holy [ __ ] that is there’s so much gas in here dude tell

Me i’m not infected look at me and tell me i’m not infected let’s go people all right all right come on Um i’m gonna before before i go oh oh I might have to heal before i let them out never mind uh a little bit too late for that i know right i hate him too ellie no i must heal first all right now i can come up oh my god nice Hey welcome to the stream jevel this way right now i’m playing uh this gay ass game over here i’m right behind you oh [ __ ] dude i gotta [ __ ] fight these dudes again oh my god you’re attacking me with me thank you for attacking me with me you

Know i’m starting to feel very out right now oh my god how do i how do i how do i get up here can i like climb this there we go ow ow do you see all of these inside you see all of these possibles that were on the ground

You did that you were littering [ __ ] you well you can’t litter that’s not nice okay uh i’ll go check out this house She could take that’s what you get you can’t even press control v right oh that dude that dude you know this guy or something frank who the hell is frank was my partner he’s the only idiot that would wear a shirt like that oh he’s gay i love being mod i know right

Oh uganda knuckles is stuck on me [ __ ] here dude this dude’s gay can you hear that That was a chair what the [ __ ] dude okay okay you know what you know what you know what What i found you know i’m juicing it i am very pissed off right now hold on where’s my there we go [ __ ] hassle i am very pissed off at you [ __ ] you you can’t do that ran out of channel points that’s what you get hey try try try exclamation point sussy

Try exclamation point cells are alive meaning meaning we push it yeah get it started the alternator will recharge the battery they throw among us at me among us No no that’s too much among us there’s too much among us Holy [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] this dude has a car i should probably search the house i’m sure there’s more supplies that’s a good idea thank you jebel for giving me over 100 among us i’ll give you a holler dude i’m gonna i want to make a cryptocurrency called a moss coin what do you guys think

I think that would i think that would be great i think yeah thank you thank you thank you no stop you cannot do that ow that is so note from frank dude are you finished that’s what i thought all right you know what [ __ ] you it’s time you know what stream end goodbye

Everybody no i’m just kidding i’m just kidding i’m just kidding oh man i love this [ __ ] i love i love youtuber plus this shit’s so good i wish to find my diploma in grad suit and wear it you should do that ow oh man i love youtuber plus

General you should become a v tuber because you could do [ __ ] like this you can make bits out of throwing among us at me people people can give you bits like okay okay okay let’s say like if you tip 500 bits to the channel you would throw 500 items at my face

That type of [ __ ] you know what i mean so like you could do that with a v super plus you should get it and you should become a youtuber become a become v tuber like me join the cult tempting i know right dude literally this program is five

Dollars like the thing i’m using right now to like do all of this [ __ ] bro look at look at this right right watch this right watch this right i’m gonna do a little something right all right hold on hold on oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] i’m gonna undo that uh i’m

Gonna show you something awesome all right watch this oh my god look at that look at that creeper oh man oh man you know what i’m saying look at this [ __ ] bruh and i could do it like uh twitch you know what i mean i could do it [ __ ] uh the etika shirt

You know i’m just saying like it’s all it’s all there and you know it’s it’s free and i can i can make your model dude i will make your model for free at the marinases licking on penises all right let’s go i don’t think there’s anything

Else to find in this area it’s minecraft the video game i know right minecraft is such a cool video game i love minecraft so much at that marinases looking on penises yeah i’m ready all right let’s do it there’s zombies out there dude there’s so many zombies we’re in first

I already did it oh [ __ ] there’s there’s a whole ass gun there dude i know how to pop a clutch how the hell did you know i don’t care just don’t [ __ ] it up all right ellie get ready oh wait [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] uh can i can i

Grab that gun real quickly before i go that’d be nice that weapons bag no no no no okay okay okay hold on hold on oh [ __ ] uh everything’s full never mind perfect hey [ __ ] not helping ellie we’re gonna give it another go stay focused look if we just make it to the hill

Just get it over the edge what happens whenever you fight americans oh [ __ ] Um push me to the truck yet all right i’m gonna i’m gonna refill on ammo all right thank you for the ammo [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] hey stay away from my daughter you [ __ ] look at their neck that’s crazy bro she’s a draft now i know we’re going as fast as we can

Ah [ __ ] dude i think the only thing missing in single-player survival mode are npc because it could get lonely villagers just slaves who don’t know how to talk yeah no i think npcs would be nice in uh minecraft okay both of them huh all right you know what i’m gonna i’m gonna

I’m gonna take a brick oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] no no no no oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] dude damn that lady just killed me gotta get back to animating all right see you man thank you for stopping by we’re almost out of your hair yeah [ __ ] you I’m gonna go ahead and grab that and i’m also gonna grab this come on yeah let’s go push this push all right get ready funky push all right ellie start it up hear that sound bill yeah well that means you can hear it too let’s get the [ __ ] truck

Come on leave him let’s get out of [ __ ] nuts i didn’t do [ __ ] bruh why are you doing that [ __ ] to me all right let’s run run joe leave him let’s get out of here yep i agree let’s get out of here [ __ ] these dudes

Damn i wonder how much gas this [ __ ] has bro all right this’ll do stop just keep it running all right that girl nearly got us killed you gotta admit she did hold her own back there yeah i agreed gay man you she almost did get gets killed oh oh uh here

What’s this you’d be amazed at how many cars still got gas in them appreciate it look bill uh got your buddy back there uh that’s a tough deal and i’m uh we square we’re square thank you bill [ __ ] out of my town damn that dude was gay that’s crazy right

I can’t believe we have gay characters in these games that’s crazy Oh man hey what happened to sleeping okay i know it doesn’t look like it but this here is not a bad read only one problem right there to be continued i hate cliffhangers where did you get that cliffhangers oh i wonder how this story’s gonna be bills

I mean all this stuff was just lying there what else did you get well here let’s make you all nostalgic you know that is actually before he’s old that’s crazy this dude’s old [ __ ] this guy oh i hate old people i’m sure your friend will be missing this tonight

Light on the reading but it’s got some interesting photos ellie that ain’t for kids whoa how how the hell would he even walk around with that thing get rid of that hold your horses i want to see what all the fuss is about oh why are these all stuck together

Oh man i love this game this is awesome bye-bye dude oh damn she threw the gay magazine away that’s awesome dude she saw a dude’s dick that’s crazy i thought she was gay what the [ __ ] you know what this isn’t that bad Yep she did get some sleep though Oh no no no perfect screw it what about the guy he ain’t even hurt he ain’t even hurt [Applause] [Applause] damn that even that ain’t even even the real tommy okay okay then get out quick oh damn dude you broke my oh [ __ ] [ __ ] oh oh playstation game that is dead bro

Stay down that guy’s dead all right behind you oh [ __ ] yeah holy [ __ ] these guys are trying to kill us what do you mean oh [ __ ] you ugly that’s what you get [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh damn you got any uh shotgun shells that i can use no [ __ ] you damn dude

I didn’t even see that guy [ __ ] There he is i’m gonna use my glock now all right oh right guys i’m gonna kill this dude this is what you get [ __ ] dude yep that’s what you get all right dude people dying in this game is really [ __ ] grotesque holy [ __ ] all right pasta joel

Versus the pee pee poo poo man all right yeah yeah yeah no this is guess this is pasta this is pasta versus the pee pee poop man no no this isn’t that wasn’t the pee pee poo poo man that was the pee pee poo poo men all right multiple plural [ __ ] all right

Let’s see is there any supplies i can grab can of beans i do i do love fighting the pee pee poo poo man that’s my favorite part of this game so far i think i’m grabbing a cold one i probably could have like not used much of my ammo but you know

I think that that time is over now men sorry i never learned to read that’s okay it’s okay t that’s why i’m teaching you to read see anything oh alcohol that’s gonna make for a good thing to drink ah let’s see brick bird all right let’s see

Where else can i what else can i get man this game has like banjo-kazooie levels of collecting honestly oh he ain’t even hurt all right let’s see all right let’s what else do i got i got this okay so i i have a decent amount of ammo and everything

It’s it’s just a matter of fyi pasta’s viewers his real face looks like a daniel notice how it’s spelled danny owl that makes no sense oh man this is such hard work see if you can get a prop doper with some um there’s some pretty gnarly stuff in here ellie

All right i got it i got it i got it look i know this stuff is pretty gnarly if i’m being honest look at the scissors i got i got some fairy dust dude or pixie dust is that what it’s called oh that’s a smoke bomb okay never mind hmm Bird all right i think that in about 23 minutes we’re going to switch from this to minecraft what about the ambush i’ve been on both sides i’ve covered guys and i’m not afraid to say it hmm we’ll take that as a yes i guess this is where the [ __ ] sleep and slept yeah

Yeah get it because they’re dead i mean now they’re sleeping don’t worry they’re just sleeping downstairs i have enough rags all right you know what i’m gonna make some more uh what’s it called uh bandages health kits there we go oh [ __ ] there’s a book oh never mind health kits okay it’s just

A health get upgrade i thought i was gonna read some [ __ ] jrr tolkien or some [ __ ] bro all right let me see at the marinases licking on penises all right here we go oh i don’t think these guys were infected well don’t matter let’s just keep moving Smell that some good cooking all right let’s go upstairs all right here’s the bridge that’s our way out of here ah yes the big yellow thing in the distance hey ellie slow down wait for me right here how about you let me go first and keep your voice down keep your voice

Down i don’t care for your snarky remarks anymore you’re stupid and i hate you let me think um anything in here that isn’t dangerous i wonder what this dude smells like probably like some beef jerky oh good something else you can drop me crazy with wait that

Hold on hold on he said annoy me in the subtitles but he said drive me crazy in the dialogue what the [ __ ] game it was the wrong dialogue [ __ ] this game this game sucks dick all right i mean it’s made by an indie studio obviously but you know i don’t i don’t

Think that like they put very much effort into it what was that i don’t know i gotta get down where did you learn to shoot you had an entire flock you hit nothing about to hit you wow yeah you’re really upset well if you want some lessons you know

I’m more than willing to help you out yeah whatever oh where the hell are those guys they’re supposed to be here now they’re on the highway shift wouldn’t be surprised if they cut another batch of tourists about the gold mine lucky bastards see if there’s anything you can forage

While we wait for them ain’t nothing here keep going there’s nothing here he’s right not even people like me so here’s something to do here’s something to do you god damn idiot [ __ ] around him get him oh [ __ ] [ __ ] you oh you know yeah yeah yeah take this one take this

We can work wood out okay i know right i’m gonna take some of that and i’m gonna can i can i like switch can i switch things oh i don’t wanna carry around there we go i’m gonna i’m gonna switch this out hold triangle to swap there we go all right

I could have come up with the [ __ ] one-liner with that uh with me killing that man that man being dead now corrupt bastards we’ll get there well it’s strange seeing a checkpoint with no soldiers well this is what most zones look like this place has been abound for a while ow

[ __ ] you merrick you can’t do that [ __ ] to me do you know who i am i’m pasta sport god damn it all right can i move through here thank you ah did i i loved going through these things i used to like i used to be the kid who likes spanish like

Spam spun in circles right the hell was that yeah i heard it too this dude i’m gonna take out this other guy a mogus it’s not among us it’s sassy that’s what you gotta all right sassy sassy all right ow ow stop stop it all right i swear to god

Do you love god all right this is the last dude uh over here i think where is this man what the [ __ ] what [ __ ] emote is that i’m gonna have to refresh my emotes soon i’m gonna i’m gonna add some emotes to the chat but what [ __ ] emo are you using right now

Uh i see him this is that guy oh there he is there he is all right so i’m gonna wait for him to come over here think uh-huh uh-huh yeah yeah die die die die die i don’t i don’t even know if these guys are dead you

Can’t just kill someone like that right it doesn’t take it’s not it’s not that quick mine it’s just shaquille o’neal that’s awesome it’s [ __ ] uh you can’t just like choke someone out like that five seconds and they’re down you know what i mean that’s not how it works

They’re not dead there’s no way they’re dead should i like double tap them oh [ __ ] i don’t know now that we have enough people watching all the exits he says we can set up a larger perimeter what is that really going to give us i don’t know maybe we find some gas get

Some more generators going i like to restore one of those little projectors watch some movies or something what the hell was that yeah what the [ __ ] was that there’s another dude right there all right so i’m gonna choke this guy out over here all right there he is the dumb [ __ ]

Oh it’s probably a better option to go for the other guy so i’m going to go after him now because those two are going to meet up in the middle Not a good idea [ __ ] you that’s that’s all i gotta do all right i’m gonna take that and i’m also gonna heal up real quickly i’m moving up right here oh yeah okay okay okay i get it i get it but have some of that dude this is like doing the face [ __ ]

That’s what you get right through the head um i think that i would like to swap my bat with yours thank you oh what the okay okay okay okay um i’m gonna hold x to swap with that damn i’m using all my med kits right now holy [ __ ] that shit’s crazy all right

Oh [ __ ] um no no no no yep that’s what you get that’s how we do it that’s how we do it i’m gonna get my shotgun i think me thinks hey [ __ ] damn yeah that’s what you get oh [ __ ] okay okay okay okay i get it i get it i understand but

How about we negotiate this in a way that like this [ __ ] [Laughter] yeah [ __ ] you [ __ ] you where’d your gun go [ __ ] what the oh okay okay i’m not gonna waste any bullets on you All right we’re going upstairs ow dude can you not yeah you’re dead ain’t no way you’re still alive what the [ __ ] dude dude my head is literally right here you can [ __ ] kill me oh damn pay for that [ __ ] all right well time to heal up again i’m literally

Do you see how blood soaked i am that is how i am literally dying [ __ ] dude all right now [ __ ] yep you’re dead you’re done you’re done you’re done all right where where can i get um yeah i did nail that guy you’re right just put a flush wound

I love this i love the use of drums in this soundtrack it is so nice thank you for the granola bar ow ow i mean like look at my dude right now oh yeah no you’re right it was a flesh wound look at he’s all healed up now

I knew you’d make it joel even though you actually got shot in the [ __ ] face like three times oh [ __ ] yeah no see i’m fine though the edge of the universe and back endurance survived excuse me savage starlight that comic i’ve been reading that’s what the hero says after a big battle

Endurance survived oh man yeah okay you see what i mean though that guy like he had a [ __ ] shotgun i got shot in the face and look at me look at how handsome i still am look how rugged and beautiful i stay lamb you know what i mean my body is

Literally [ __ ] made of steel that’s why like bullets cannot penetrate it even if i get shot with it multiple times hmm i only have one bullet in this and i’m gonna use it on myself and then ellie can go ahead and loot my body for the rest of my guns

They get people desperate enough they’ll do just about anything damn and the people that rose up they’re the ones we’ve been fighting it’s called plot armor i know right let’s see where this leads us i’m in [ __ ] i have just up on these drops all right are these the fireflies are these just

Regular people all right i don’t think they saw us spoil it they did there’s our bridge we’re a little closer i think let’s keep at it we’re not closer at all we’re actually like super far away from it i can’t make that jump if you get me up there i can move that

Plank how am i supposed to get you up here dumbass oh wait is there is there like a plank that i can right here let’s see where this goes hmm let’s see ah okay i found it i found the thing that i need to put her on oh [ __ ] [Applause] damn it sounds like a lady zombie just got shot deserved because she’s a zombie zombies don’t deserve to live you don’t come to the hotel come on [ __ ] i’m literally like right here can you not jump on you’re an idiot how is this holding your weight that is so weird

You like my you’re like my tails there you go can i climb up that’d be nice shut that blank like they did okay thank you only for taking your sweet ass time with this All right Now you just need to find a way up all right so here’s what i’m going to do i’m gonna put this right here whoa whoa oh partner that’s just crazy all right maybe if i go up here on this one okay i guess not

Am i just an idiot or is there no way up here hmm let me think do i not have any electronics on me i’m an adult man like is all my [ __ ] gonna get damaged oh you got three ads why why does everyone get keep getting so many ads for my [ __ ]

I mean i’m not complaining because it goes into my bank account but like i did not set that up ah i see okay okay all right don’t worry i got this i got this i’m gonna i’m gonna do a little i’m to do a little thingyman bobber that i like to call the

Rash and dash all right now watch this guys this is called the roster spark nope never mind um hmm let me examine my surroundings there is no way up all right someone in chat give me uh give me a clue as to how to get up oh oh i see now oh

That took me so long to figure out i’m literally so dumb i could have done that in like a minute oh this place stinks why are you marking on it now did you go to coffee shops a lot i did all the time and what would you get yes just coffee just coffee

We’re about to find out they’re not spoiler alert oh it’s clear ellie come on down fancy no no she didn’t say this is fancy she just said the word fancy why is the the dot no no it’s too rich for my blood i bet we can get up there huh uh hello

All right yeah nah damn it you guys didn’t catch my johnny last of us joke how long have i been muted for i’ve been i’ve been i’ve been talking this entire time it was it was it long this time because like i i don’t know when my mic unplugs

It’s so weird and i hate it i really miss coffee i know right but instead i have cocaine now so it’s fine idk uh okay has it been long when ellie said fancy oh [ __ ] dude i just said i like playing as johnny last of us that was the entire joke

I’m on it come on up ellie i’m going to kill you oh this is a terrible place to be i’m going to check my timer up and we’re about you know i’m gonna play for the rest of these 28 minutes and i’m gonna play minecraft for one hour

Because i’m doing i’m doing three hour streams now guys you heard it here first three hour streams yeah watch your step oh [ __ ] fight how many is that now right just this week hey i’m not complaining i bet you’re not we done here i got on the floor to check roger dodger

That’s what you get super smash bros type beat this is why joel should be in smash because he can’t pull these kinds of moves you know what i mean oh this is awesome all right what the [ __ ] dude what happened well chump change what do you mean only three hours i previously

Only stream for two hours what do you mean it’s not chump change that’s let’s do this damn i’m dead [ __ ] i am just painting a caterpillar right now well lucky for you i hate caterpillars i mean unlucky for you where are these dudes at i’m gonna kill this man whenever he

Walks up to me sorry brick you know i feel like in this game i should be allowed to have a golf club oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] did you guys see that [ __ ] bro chameleon i go for like five to six sometimes yeah i’m not a i’m not a very long streamer dude

Oh my god i am such a [ __ ] pro at this oh my god dude look at how look at all these headshots i’m getting it’s like call of duty up in here watch this i’m about to do a 360 no scope right hmm i’m gonna do this type of [ __ ] bro 360.

Sassy oh [ __ ] that is literally so [ __ ] dumb why was i having such a hard time aiming until now what changed i’m gonna yeah i’m gonna go ahead and raft one of these thank you hmm pasta how many monitors you got um i have two monitors and then i have a

Laptop that is open on my desk so i basically have three screens although the laptop is a different device in general so i think you know i mean you know who who are you to judge i’m just kidding um i have that much [ __ ] all right let’s open this up that’s a

Those are those things awesome all right it’s me joel vine sauce yoink no no no i want a brick i’m gonna i’m gonna hit people with a brick bruh all right i used to stream from the laptop video player keeps crashing uh rip [ __ ] all right all right

I’m on my way hey to everyone who’s watching remember to go to discord dot gg slash pasta i own that vanity link that is mine join the community be informed when there are streams have a good time okay i guess this is uh this is a good

Spot to just sort of be like all right thank you for all that i am there thank you merrick appreciate it What the [ __ ] am i supposed to do okay you know where where’s the last dude at i want i just want to kill this guy be over with it no no i need the breaker i need the brick more than the [ __ ] bottle because i could just like

Dude you can’t kill someone with a bottle all right you can knock them out you can’t kill them why the [ __ ] is it just 1080 i can’t go lower uh i mean i think that’s pretty good right all right all right so i’m at one hour 22 minutes

So yeah 22 minutes until minecraft guys whoo everyone everyone clap your hands i love minecraft i have coveted but i’m a stream um where is this dude at is there no is there no guy am i just imagining things because if there’s no guy i’d like my ammo back please

Or if there are no things i’d like my ammo back please use the stairwell all right i’m gonna run through the i’m gonna run through the building to get to the stairwell ah all right i see i was here before oh check down where oh i’m gonna behind this i’m gonna

Thank you for the ammo appreciate it pepe clapping pepe clapping yes Oh dude this guy this guy’s gonna die dude he’s actually gonna die What the [ __ ] dudes don’t even no oh [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you man oh you guys are all dead my bad [ __ ] i’m not gonna swap boba fetty [ __ ] what the hell was that um nothing it’s nothing don’t you what the [ __ ] who’s shooting at me right now

Oh that was that guy okay tiny ass chameleon nice It’s this guy uh calm down dude no no no thank you no thank you oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] how did i get killed in one shot who killed me who killed me bruh are what these wonky ass game physics holy [ __ ] so wait why can’t i like stomp the faces

Of live human beings but when it comes to that guy oh okay no no no no no when it comes to zombies their faces just snap right in half just guess what guess what oh yeah that’s what you get that’s what you get everyone gets one oh what the [ __ ]

What the [ __ ] when who who threw a molotov at me what the [ __ ] dude that’s crazy use the environment wisely to block the sight lines from your opponents This guy doesn’t know who i am or where i am don’t worry about it don’t don’t even worry about it oh [ __ ] all right you know what dude i hit him so hard that you couldn’t even hear it in that one oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] never mind

Because their skin has expired oh now you have a good point actually i mean okay so the thing is about [ __ ] things about zombies in this game is that they’re not like they’re not dead or anything like you can choke out a zombie you can actually like dead ass choke out a zombie

Damn They’re so they’re not like their flesh isn’t like being eaten or anything like that either it’s just get him he’s empty go get him uh no i’m not yeah yeah take that oh man here we go [ __ ] tribal warfare time how yeah that’s what i thought you stay down

All right well uh now that i have one of these i’m gonna go ahead and heal myself these zombies make no [ __ ] sense all right but how do they know where i am i’m not even like holy [ __ ] okay okay guy all right all right let’s try let’s try this again all right

Shall we let’s dance that’s what happens what do you mean jesus joel i didn’t even kill the guy he’s just knocked out i just punched him if i like hit him in the jugular or some [ __ ] and i’d get i’d get jesus joel you know what i mean but not it i didn’t

Even [ __ ] go that ham on him uh let’s see no ammo no this guy didn’t drop any ammo this guy’s dead like do you see that [ __ ] nosebleed like holy [ __ ] dude ain’t no way you’re surviving that and also like zombies can [ __ ] die like they’re not undead like most zombies are

All right you know man we’re going in here Sorry keep looking back to the timer because i just want to make sure i get to a decent place and play minecraft because i want to try out this new update it’s going to be a tight fit but come on just in case just in case of what oh uh

So what do we do you know i’m gonna i’m gonna press triangle here i guess there we go triangle you find me something to climb on okay here we go oh no damn i broke my doll i’m alright are you okay no you scared the [ __ ] out of me damn i’m not

So what do i do here now are the chameleons pies our eyes part of their skin stay out there kind of weird i’ll make my way up to you oh no they’re gonna introduce the water zombies what a perfect way to i’m going to save here and then like

Or in about 10 minutes i’m going to save here and i’m probably gonna in the stream or not in the stream but switch to minecraft before my industry but i’m just saying it’s perfect perfect place perfect cliffhanger to go to end things off on i’m not i’m not leaving don’t worry guys

Don’t worry i’m not hmm dude how long joel can [ __ ] hold his breath like you should be like a [ __ ] olympic swimmer you guys know what i mean is that incomplete are those incomplete assets bruh that’s crazy the staircase is incomplete they just forgot to [ __ ] model that

Part because no one was supposed to go there hmm Let me think can i go up there in that hole in the ceiling no maybe maybe there’s a underwater way around the gate ah yeah there is dude i’m actually getting kind of worried all right there we go perfect found a way around the gate dude why does joel have the most common

Sense adam you guys like leave me alone what is in here what is what is he cooking what what what are these rats being driven crazy about that was like a pack of teenage girls trying to go watch [ __ ] bts dude jungkook and jimin they’re all here

Dude ellie’s gonna get [ __ ] caught by like people upstairs ain’t no way ain’t no way i just found the way out all right awesome i did it guys oh nevermind it’s up here it just i just went around dude i would assume that you’d get [ __ ] like infected by

Breathing in the spores that That’s not good that’s not good all right sneaking sneak sneak sneak it’s wabbit season oh dude are these are these clickers oh [ __ ] dude [ __ ] oh [ __ ] dude [Applause] dude these zombies not a [ __ ] fist fighting we should start boxing leagues with these things dude i think that’d go hard

I’m gonna [ __ ] watch the stream on my phone because the [ __ ] video player breaks that’s weird i’m sorry that your video players breaking but thank you for supporting the stream thank you for following the pasta spark twitch channel oh this is scary come up here come up here [ __ ] yeah stay down [ __ ]

Shut up [ __ ] i’m like doing the rock johnson dude zombie boxing league would be such a [ __ ] cool idea um let me think hmm If i were pasta spark where would i go in five minutes to play minecraft i agree unfortunately i’m not pasta spark need key card where am i gonna find one of those that’s crazy um maybe maybe one of the dead bodies down there has it you know i’m gonna start running

All right all right all right all right key card key card key card no okay fine oh wait hold on is it over here no hmm key card key card uh ammo yes yes yes bag of chips awesome key card no yes key card i have actual brain rock oh wait hold on

What is this god damn thing [Applause] that wasn’t a great idea i’m gonna start running now oh [ __ ] that those are clickers dude oh [ __ ] dude oh [ __ ] oh no no no no no no no no all right it’s okay it’s okay it’s okay i’m just gonna i’m gonna regroup here i’m gonna

Regroup here [ __ ] you [ __ ] oh [ __ ] uh yeah okay of course this happened wait wait hold on a minute hold on a minute wait when did my uh bird bird i know right thank you reese for chatting bird wait when did uh when did he take his mask off i don’t

Think he’s allowed to do that so there’s a big guy up ahead and i’m not gonna have any help from ellie or bobby or any of their names oh no his name was billy not bobby my bad bill human bill bird all right it’s fine don’t worry guys don’t worry i’m just gonna

This is terrible for the economy [ __ ] this uh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] leave me alone Run run all right oh [ __ ] okay i get it i get it i get it you you you are so sexy oh my god let me just let me just give you a big old kiss no no no no no no [ __ ] dude he caught up with me

Oh god all right you know what [ __ ] it it’s the hour is up or the the the amount of time i’ve been playing this game is done this is gonna be next stream oh [ __ ] dude holy [ __ ] i suck at this game oh [ __ ] hold on all right hold on save uh

Last of us yes i do want to overwrite the save data awesome uh yes uh now it is time for us to switch from this game to a game that i is actually good guess what that game is guys it’s called minecraft hey hold on sorry i just realized um

Wait sorry i should have said uh i should have said right as the beat dropped uh minecraft yes minecraft time guys today we’re gonna test out the 1.19 update that i am so excited i’m so excited to try it out hold on i’m gonna change the screen stuff to our stream info too

Uh minecraft 1.19 um is so cool awesome we’re here we’re minecraft guys perfect what an awesome [ __ ] um Song that i’m listening to uh-oh all right wait what why is my why is my minecraft account where’s my mojang account and i’m migrated to um that’s not good i have the migration cape that’s not cool i’m gonna sign into minecraft real quickly don’t worry guys i’m gonna be

Just a minute sorry if i am uh having a bit of a technical difficulty here because i’m just trying to make sure that minecraft is not being stupid you’re not [ __ ] i’m just gonna Wait what do you mean something went wrong with the login process that’s so dumb oh there we go now it now works awesome i was just being stupid I don’t know why minecraft is being dumb all right here we go time to play minecraft guys Um all right Just wait one minute minecraft is being stupid it hates me we’re gonna we’re gonna do a warden speedrun today you know what a warden speedrun is it’s called i’m gonna [ __ ] myself i’m gonna [ __ ] find the i’m gonna find the dude that creeps me the [ __ ] out and try to get him Oh [ __ ] okay here we go Minecraft.exe there we go but why is minecraft.exe not launching or capturing i see it’s supposed to be java w Bird there we go [ __ ] i’m gonna delete that world no no one needed to see that [ __ ] my my world being called georgia is a woman new world all right we’re gonna call this world bird why because i’m gonna allow cheats just because i wanna like if in case i wanna

Like explore i just wanna i wanna see i wanna go to the warden area you know what i mean Wow you know i’m going to turn back on the streaming playlist because that’s the this is like the one time song i’m not gonna we’re not playing little shop of horrors guys we’re playing this chill streaming music oh [ __ ] we’re playing minecraft oh [ __ ]

Oh wait wait no no no no no [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i turn off spotify no no that’s not what i meant to do lo-fi sweden minecraft that’s awesome oh my god holy [ __ ] this game is like running terribly i cannot wait to get optifine like let me check my frames

Where’s my framerate at oh i cannot tell my frame rate but you know it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine don’t worry whoa cave know i like i like how i named the world bird and the first living thing i see is the only kind of burden minecraft

Well not not the only kind of written minecraft but one of the only kinds of birds in minecraft the most obvious kind of bird in minecraft there you go where’s the cave at i just wanna i wanna go see the warden you know i’m gonna gamemode uh creative

We’re gonna we’re gonna do a warden we’re gonna do a warden hunt [ __ ] this game is laggy why is it so bad oh my god it’s probably because i don’t have optifine but still oh here we go all right guys watch this watch this right the warden’s gonna be down here

I’m gonna be like yo what’s up warden how you doing never mind he’s not down here [ __ ] um oh there’s something up here though oh there’s more there’s more cave what a shitty world i just wanna you know hold on hold on hold on i’m gonna look up some torch what

Why does the torch now light up the area what that is literally oh it’s an optifine thing huh yeah now [ __ ] me i’m just an idiot because i keep on forgetting that uh minecraft used to be cool not the finds not out all right where’s the where’s the warden at come on

I just want the warden all right here we go this is this is a big expansive area there’s gonna be some warden down here hmm there’s no warden down here you minecraft you know what [ __ ] minecraft we’re gonna play bed wars instead what is what is high pixels uh

Oh yeah i have all these i have high pixel live coffees old server i have rooster teeth gay holy [ __ ] okay let me let me see where’s my uh biome blend five by five normal rem render disk okay it’s probably because my render distance is [ __ ] 29 chunks christ

What am i [ __ ] like nasa of my computer not dude wars where’s bed wars at build battle arcade games nah dude uh bed wars there we go all right cue me up with solos i’m so good at [ __ ] bed wars I love minecraft bed wars um let’s see i don’t have optifine i don’t have lunar client i’m going to lose so badly there’s there’s probably i want to see if there’s any sweats here you know what i mean this dude’s definitely sweat oh my god

Do you see how he was [ __ ] like doing that [ __ ] i’m gonna i’m gonna crouch at him awesome all right thank you thank you thank you i just need i need as many as as many uh rules as i can so i’m gonna i’m gonna do the classic uh the classic

One-two bed protector all right uh let’s get a sword now sword thank you and then let me uh Yep sweats sweats oh [ __ ] Dude i’m gonna die so i’m gonna die so fast dude holy [ __ ] no no no no leave me alone leave me alone all right you know you know you’re right you’re right you’re right i’m gonna go ahead and do a little bit of that and you know what [ __ ] it i’m gonna buy

Some uh shears there we go prema shears i feel as i’ve as if i made some form of mistake i can’t see him from over there all right that’s fine it’s fine fine don’t worry don’t worry you know i’m just gonna i’m gonna go ahead and

Yep that’s what i that’s why i did that that’s why i did that you can’t kill me that easily stupid mother trucker all right um you know i’m just gonna i’m gonna i’m gonna back away except i’m not gonna back away yeah you just you just got [ __ ] wrecked dude good [ __ ]

Good [ __ ] good [ __ ] [ __ ] that dude [ __ ] green guy he was shooting [ __ ] at me bro i’m not gonna kill red i’m too nice for that let me think Oh hey hey hey hey damn you know what you know what dude you know what i thought you were cool but it’s fine it’s fine fine damn [ __ ] it’s minecraft video game yeah you’re right you know what you’re right i forgot i forgot i need to set i need to set my uh

My skin as something a little bit more uh thematic if you know yeah let’s go let’s go i almost forgot how could how could i almost forget something as desperate as that ah [ __ ] i’m gonna i’m gonna go to play again a quill why why is megalovania playing i just

Realized this music sucks ass what the [ __ ] i’m gonna allow access um like this this music is literal ass i’m just gonna i’m gonna play some hyper potions honestly no no we’re playing some final lap bro all right this is this is the kind of energy i

Need i need i need super hyper funk right now All right awesome awesome Perfect all right uh item shop perfect and what the [ __ ] did um i’m dead too i’ve been eliminated [ __ ] i suck at this game holy [ __ ] whoa i know i’d little too wait what all right this is this is minecraft death speed runs go ah no this is the slow generator [ __ ]

Maybe it just depends on the map because like the other maps like gave me things instant like instantaneously also you see you saw that guy right he’s a [ __ ] like try hard this this i gotta be right right i’m right i’m right oh yeah no it’s one of these dudes come

On come on get the [ __ ] over here come on just hurry hurry up my tower is bigger and better than yours stay away what the [ __ ] how how i’m gonna kill your bed if it’s the last thing i do ah [ __ ] [ __ ] dude what what these tryhards bro what is

What these try not can i go to easy mode can i go to baby mode please oh dude scott the lost theme god damn that’s awesome this is the kind of music i need All right here we go i’m gonna go ahead and do a little bit of uh iron shopping thank you i’m gonna go ahead and grab a u Ain’t no way they’re gonna just come over now [ __ ] off dude can you like yep Oh [ __ ] what a [ __ ] loser oh [ __ ] uh well uh that’s a that’s a big l for me bye all right it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine i just have to never die again maybe i can buy my bed back I’m gonna use a knockback stick on this dude Knockback stick type beat all right let’s get him no okay well try they try to be good as tech i know right these dudes are not technoblade stop trying i just wanna i just wanna feel loved Is my fob all the way up where’s my fov yet what yeah fovs at quake pro nice so i’m literally at the trihard [ __ ] fov and these dudes are just uh you know you know you know you know i i get it i get it i understand

I’m just not good at video games sorry sorry guys all right i’m gonna Get that much wool and then oh this time i’m blue okay i can’t lose i gotta rap blue team all right awesome that was actually really nice All right i’m gonna go ahead and do a little bit of that that that that uh a little bit of that that’d be nice nice nice deserve deserved ratio ratio ah [ __ ] okay well never mind it’s not it’s not as deserved as i thought [ __ ] uh It’s okay it’s okay guys it’s okay i’m still a beast at this [ __ ] this dude stop it with the tryhard [ __ ] bro i don’t care i literally don’t care come on just drop down come on What is this dude doing bro i’m just gonna grab some of that [ __ ] bruh oh yeah that’s what you get what you get [ __ ] you this dude tried to be techno blade but in reality he was dream all right [ __ ] all right here’s what i’m gonna do it’s called

This is the pasta plan alright Yeah let’s go all right i’m gonna kill this dude Oh this guy i already get the bed awesome red is already dead awesome double the resources perfect and this dude just built over to his own [ __ ] base nice nice we both died how do you feel about that now we’ll see all right all right all right let’s calm down let’s come now

All right knock back stick I’m gonna just go ahead and dude this is going oh [ __ ] uh you know it’s not very nice guys come on dude come on come on guy come on come on oh [ __ ] okay well i’m dead that’s been destroyed Okay okay yeah [ __ ] you [ __ ] you yeah that’s what you get what you get i’m gonna hide up here i’m gonna i’m gonna hide in here all right i’m gonna i’m gonna i’m gonna get as much Of that as possible and then [ __ ] you dude okay i see the guy i see the guy oh [ __ ] he saw me okay oh no [ __ ] okay god damn that was a fight not worth fighting christ all right 30 minutes of minecraft left guys i think that this has gone so well All right let’s kill some [ __ ] minecrafters all right dude i’m so [ __ ] nervous right now you guys don’t even know All right Hmm i think that i think that perhaps yep all right Awesome i think that perhaps maybe we should not kill each other instead we should all team up together and fight the power oh this dude okay you know what you know yeah you know what you know what guy all right fine Yep yep yep yep yup yup yup yup yup all right let’s uh is there a golden apple that i can buy maybe yeah [ __ ] this dude all right hey that’s unfair you realize that right okay you know nice Oh dude i [ __ ] knocked that [ __ ] back did you see that i am so [ __ ] cool holy [ __ ] um take some of that Oh [ __ ] all right that’s fine it’s fine don’t worry guys don’t worry guys i’m gonna kill this guy anyways okay Dude i suck at this game holy [ __ ] no no that’s fine i’m gonna i’m gonna get lunar client again all right here we go Dude this this song goes hard like holy [ __ ] who came up with these lyrics it sounds like some juice world type [ __ ] bro it’s a [ __ ] terrible joke that was so rooted you can’t even let me have one minute bro one one minute in this match [ __ ] d money d money

Why are you so good at this game ask yourself that question ask yourself that question why are you so good at this game you know honestly if you’re spending that much time playing bed wars you must not have any social life that is a game that is harder than bed wars

Think about your actions never play bed wars again no no no no wait [ __ ] there we go oh man never play bed wars again d money until you until you can tell me that you have a good social circle you were never allowed to play bed wars again You’re not fine i’m gonna go i’m gonna go i’m gonna go protect my bed not because i want to protect my bed but because i’m a good person and you know this time i’m gonna get diamonds and i’m gonna trust that these people will respect my diamond getting

Enough so that i could get some diamonds to actually have a heel pool or something useful and of course this guy’s already bridging over that’s awesome all right we’re playing this game now all right it’s fine it’s fine don’t worry That’s fine it’s fine don’t worry What is your strategy here the higher you go the [ __ ] like i’m not gonna kill you ah [ __ ] idiot that is awesome nice all right that made me feel better about myself thank you for the laugh dude you might want to go protect your own bed bed bed bed idiot yep [Laughter]

Oh my god bed i tried to warn him you can’t tell me i didn’t try I did i did try to warn him guys come on come on I see You seem really dumb But what are you trying to accomplish here what kind of [ __ ] okay i’m just gonna go protect my bed oh is that okay you cool with that dumb ass what an idiot playing this game now go play like go play some [ __ ] tight town [ __ ] bruh play undertale or some shooter

Honest to god come here oh [ __ ] okay well looks like uh i’m dead nice Oh blue’s coming over here that’s not good [ __ ] okay i tried to buy i tried to buy a thing it’s okay it’s okay though it’s okay it’s okay guys it’s okay i’m really i’m really good at this game i promise i promise oh man i love this i love how slow the

Spawners being it’s so nice oh yeah oh yeah all right please stop being slow that would be amazing if you could stop all right whatever i’m just gonna grab some wool and make my little fortress of ineptitude oh neither of the people on my sides are targeting me awesome

Thank you guys i i really appreciate it you know i’m gonna i’m not i’m gonna take it easy on you guys you know what i mean i’m not gonna kill you guys immediately i’m just gonna build up my strength and get Get get probably diamonds hopefully diamonds would be awesome All right all right don’t worry don’t worry pasta let me back to your island soon enough all right might have a heel pool on the island now Reinforced armor nice oh [ __ ] dude that is gonna try to come over here all right i’m preparing for war guys Ah this dude this dude’s one of those guys all right it’s fine it’s fine don’t worry i’m just gonna come over here real quickly grab whatever i need Bye [ __ ] [ __ ] nice I personally i wouldn’t let that slide bye [Laughter] personally i wouldn’t let that slide either oh this dude if this dude kills me i’m gonna be really mad all right um let’s uh let’s yes get some of that i’m gonna i’m gonna get some of these yep you know [ __ ] it dude

All right personally what are you doing you’re blowing yourself up dude this is so good oh man i needed this okay guys oh [ __ ] it’s okay it’s okay guys don’t worry don’t worry bye all right it’s fine don’t worry guys don’t worry i’m gonna i’m gonna still kill this dude

I’m gonna kill him before he kills me bro [ __ ] you guys didn’t see that you guys didn’t see that that that didn’t happen um no such thing as bed wars yeah guys don’t worry don’t worry that didn’t happen all right let’s go let’s go let’s go on pasta sparks got this

14 all right I’m gonna do three those you know build the classic pasta pyramid you know what i mean like this [ __ ] is patented by pasta spark dude i swear to god if you come over here i’m gonna be really [ __ ] pissed dude come on come on come on son okay come on oh yeah

Ah yeah [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] that guy [ __ ] that guy all right ggs ggs all right it’s fine it’s fine don’t worry I’m gonna keep you there along with that oh except all right i’m gonna go after him this guy disrespected me Oh you’re literally holding there you go you don’t disrespect pasta spark like that all right now you’re gonna watch as i kill you ah [ __ ] okay well man it’s okay don’t worry i’m at full health again Good good good hey come here come on dude come on you’re not gonna are you seriously gonna [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he killed me oh okay cause he blew me up all right these dudes just keep on embarrassing me bro that’s crazy 16 minutes guys don’t worry don’t worry

16 minutes until stream man i’m gonna i’m gonna see if i could rate someone depending on how many viewers i get today right i’m at four and that’s a good number that’s a good number to raise someone with All right all right 33 34 all right I like this i like this one this is the one where everything’s faster ah [ __ ] okay don’t worry guys don’t worry don’t worry pasta spark is here too oh this dude’s already on his way [ __ ] mine is fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine don’t worry i’m gonna go ahead and do a

Little bit of that do a little bit of this this yep bye [ __ ] [ __ ] i’m just gonna i’m gonna keep spawn killing this dude not even spawn killing just [ __ ] killing him He hasn’t even responded yet or he has but he is hiding himself smart move it’s the pasta spark classic oh that oh he he felt disrespected is what i’m seeing right now okay because he he just left man felt disrespected yep that’s what happens that’s how you

Do it that’s how we do it here Oh [ __ ] okay [ __ ] The man felt disrespected you know i gotta admit like i’m sorry that was my bad i didn’t mean to disrespect him that badly All right come on come on come on come here Oh [ __ ] oh hey what am i gonna do you know what i mean this person knows how to this person doesn’t play bad wars i’m not i’m not even that upset right now because [ __ ] like i got that i i made that guy upset you know what i mean making

Someone upset in minecraft bed wars is my move hey [ __ ] all right well i’m dead got him I am dr mario and i am going to kill you Oh sneak click What is sneak click Okay you know [ __ ] it all right whatever this dude’s probably back already [ __ ] all right well you know since we have 10 minutes left i’m going to do three more games because that’s how long 10 minutes is going to last me and then after that we’re going to read somebody Dude this music is so it’s popping off so hard when i am not what is sneak click all right you know there we go that’s how that’s how i do it Why is the music going so hard when i’m not dude what the [ __ ] dude what the [ __ ] Thank you for ending the music there i literally suck at this [ __ ] game all right what the [ __ ] i didn’t even i heard the guy i was like he’s far away [ __ ] all right well that was one game all right number two let’s go creeper oh man i know right Bro what is with the things in your hair what the [ __ ] that is mesmerizing you got colors in your hair bro all right they got like they got like acne in their hair all right let’s see let’s see let’s see all right we’re almost there we’re almost there jesse I’ve been live for exactly three hours in one minute that’s crazy to me all right it’s time to wrap my bed in its bedley cocoon Oh come on man come come on ah come on dude what is with these people what is with them rushing the beds come on come on Bye all right who cares all right [ __ ] it i’m just gonna go commit suicide uh at his place But first That’d be wise to take a pair of shears oh [ __ ] i forgot to take this i forgot to get Wool aqua still alive oh [ __ ] uh dude i i look like i’m fumbling right now ah [ __ ] what the [ __ ] were they carrying holy [ __ ] all right don’t worry guys don’t worry guys this is the third game game number three i’m gonna last more than a minute i

Promise i promised like swear to god swear to god i’m gonna take a swig of dr pepper just so i can [ __ ] be lucky that was a lot more than a swig i’m going to be really unlucky this game these dudes just leave their beds unguarded huh like they just don’t care

They’re like oh as long as as long as i can kill this guy oh come on come on come on guy come on don’t do this to me don’t do this to me i’m gonna be really angry you’re getting me angry Dude [ __ ] dude’s gonna kill me all right no no no no it’s okay it’s okay it’s okay watch this watch this watch this all right well that was game three and you know what you know what stream has been exactly three hours so this is this has been a fantastic way to

Stop the stream all right three hours four minutes christ all right thank you guys for watching the pasta spark livestream today we’re going to raid a another individual by the name of el trazzo so get ready to get ready to read uh let me go ahead and put them in

We’re starting the raid everyone get ready for viewers yes ready to raid el trezzo thank you guys for watching the pasta spark stream i will see you guys tomorrow because i’m streaming every day now i promise this time goodbye