paulsoaresjr – Paul Plays Minecraft – E28 “Swampy Stronghold” (Solo Survival Adventure)

Greetings humans welcome back to ball plays minecraft and in cats and dogs right would I say humans sorry let’s um let’s do that again I usually I usually say Earthlings right that’s a little more all-encompassing and non-discriminatory we don’t want to exclude anyone so let’s try that again

Griggs Earthlings and minecraft Ian’s of course welcome back to Paul plays minecraft it is Monday and I’m just brewing up a pot of coffee here my speed potions but that that’s not gonna be enough that’s a mild coffee let’s make this an espresso BAM yeah okay well we’re

Proving up this pot of coffee let’s figure out a plan for the day so we’ve got our five eyes of ender and I think in the last episode while I’m very sure about the last episode we talked about going to find a stronghold and that’s

What we’re gonna do today and so far I’m just just getting geared up for this trip by making some potions and making sure I have all the proper potions to keep my pets alive so yeah in the last episode we beat up a bunch of Enderman

To get ender pearls and I think I had ended the episode before ended up killing one more see the ironic thing is every time I smacked it one of the end of me with my fire aspect sword they it would catch them on fire and then they

Would run away and not come back they’re like such spoil sports you know poor sports it’s like when you’re playing football with a friend and it’s his football and it’s the only one you have and he doesn’t like the rules or something happens he gets angry and then

He runs home he takes his ball I quit I’m taking my ball with me yes like that so anyway I had to kill the Enderman with an iron sword and that seemed to work perfectly fine and strength pot of three minutes let’s boost that up too we need some personality for strength

Potions if this is gonna be my expresso let’s give this some some seeing here how about a better name you think of a better name and well I’m thinking of a better name I’m gonna go down here and just enchant oh yeah Kuzco good call Kuzco said call it muscle milk it works

You guessed it you guys can’t speak cat can you well that’s what Cusco said muscle milk I like that you gotta give minecraft personality you know because everything tends to get sour after a while you know everything just gets old same old stuff like to give things names

Bring it to life as it were all right so we have our muscle milk we have our espresso and I think we’re good to go guys all right let’s go let’s go find us this stronghold now you know what happened in my mind crack episode last

Week I killed another cat well I didn’t kill it it died it drowned found the water and drown so I’ve gone through several cats I think as you know I have a difficult time keeping them alive or they have a difficult time staying alive when they’re with me adventuring because

They tend to fall in lava they fall in water and drown that’s what happened in my mind crack and pets fall dogs fall and just get hurt so I had suggested a water breathing potion in the mine crack up so I said how about water breathing

So we have this Oh stray dog you see that guys over there talk another chicken oh he’s doing them just doing the Michael Jackson moonwalk and see that be slick that’s a talented mutt maybe I should trade what are you guys in hmm could you do that

Can you walk backwards like that no didn’t think so am I missing oh there you are okay I wasn’t sure if I had everybody up off their butts okay so um anyway yeah so I thought a water breathing potion with splash ability would be awesome because you have splash

Fire resistance you have splash health for healing and I think a water breathing and even a feather fall position would be great for the dogs too so you can you can hit them up with all this stuff right you juice them all up and then you can go any intervention I

Have to worry about them dying on its silly you guys good with that raise a paw if you agree all right mm let’s um let’s find the stronghold so here’s what we do we toss I have in Europe you guys now to do this and it points toward the

General direction now I went poof darn well at least we have our bearings so this is why you need more than one so now we have a heading and it’s east so we know that nearest stronghold is that direction that was just hungry so we’re gonna head off in that direction I’m

Gonna go for a little ways before I use up my next ender eye my eye offender because as you saw their thing popped and now I don’t get it back and I only have five so what I usually do is go off in one direction for I can’t believe I

Just swore I just had one direction I said it again it’s a swear word around here it’s supposed to be a PG rated series sorry about that so we’re gonna go off in this direction for a little ways and then when I feel like I’ve gone far enough I’ll throw up

Another well toss up another I Avenger I’ll try not to throw up and dancing Oh dance I’m not very good dancer hey I’ll toss up another eye of ender and then that will tell us if we’re still heading in the right direction or if we have to

Stop and turn around go back the other way so that’s the best way to do it now I know it’s not gonna be this close so I’m gonna go for a little bit here and I suppose while we’re traveling we can chant so I wanted to give someone a shout-out

That I met last week and I told him I would because he really he saved my life whoa hold on let’s kill creepers first think about this oh oh he’s on the ledge he’s not a Ledge oh darn you know guys I got him please shoot really hard now

They shoot really hard now it’s 1.5 so now they can draw their bows back really far they do full damage with a fully drawn bow the closer you get they do rapid-fire he looks like you’ve been hit come here you con you okay buddy oh good there’s

The other clown I think you’re fine you look all right here you’re 100 a hundred percent so yes indeed Dan his name is dan dan saved my life who’s Dan Dan works at Men’s Wearhouse it’s a clothing store for men you saved my life I was there with jumbo my oldest son jumbo

Muffin which is its alias by the way it’s minecraft name and we had to get hit he had to get a tux for junior proms coming up in a couple of weeks so Oh carrot thanks buddy I was getting a little hungry so we had

To go to Men’s Wearhouse and rent a tux for his junior prom and at the same time I thought it’d be a good opportunity for me to do some upgrading of my wardrobe in particular my semi casual or semi-formal rather oh oh darn so sorry

Yeah okay now you may kill get out of here where’s my dogs get over here no no no no no no no no stop stop sit still ah Danger Danger Danger Wow okay I don’t know if travel with you guys is such a great idea

There we go I got this um I don’t finish this story as soon as I have an opportunity to breathe you know chambers nobody wants me to find the stronghold all right let’s take stock cat never got hit I never heard a screech you’re okay cuz the only way to

Heal you is to douse you with a healing potion I would really rather not do that right now no this junk so anyway so I thought it would be a good opportunity to upgrade my my wardrobe which is a little bit old well it’s very old actually and because

I have a wedding coming up I’m not getting married it’s my wife’s friend come please drop ball drop your ball yes it’s good when the balls drop good then you get him back um so I have a wedding to go to and I made a wedding in a long

Time so all my suits are really old ow oh that one oh that’s not a good spot for an arrow uh-huh yep I didn’t wear my cup I forgot my cup I never forget your cup and home is that’s why my codpiece actually in yeah see in technical terms

A piece of armor that covers your your family jewels is actually a codpiece wow I just wailed that lilypad I thought but was breaking when you hit these guys but no that’s slick cool all right wonder how fast I can go all right guys keep up so anyway lots of thoughts rolling

Around on my head we’re going this way by the way because this is where the ender pearls still pointing so we haven’t passed the stronghold what stinks is that it’s probably under this mmm ridiculously large body of water I bet I’m above it right now which is

Gonna stink getting down there if it’s underwater let’s um oh man all right let’s hop out right here guys and let’s throw this up again and I’ll finish up my story oh well yes get that ball first I have ender I know it’s not really long

All right well let’s go this way let’s get to this land ho and then toss it up again I think we’re getting close so now it’s over in this direction whoa scare me whoa dudes see this is why you need a water breathing potion water get up here

Well do you realize it’s daytime where’s my cat uh huh huh huh all right guys just stay stay oh there it is right here right here guys yeah baby all right let’s do it that was nice so we are at 7:42 20 and I’ll just snapshot that there bang cool

That was easier I want you guys to sit here because I do owe my vendor I do not trust you guys down here this is gonna lead us right to the ender frame the the end frame rather portal frame and there’s lava down there and silverfish

So I don’t want you guys to come down right now I’ll come back for you all right as I was saying so I had to uh so I needed to upgrade myself I’ve got some really old suits I mean when I’m talking old and talking like I bought these

Suits back when I was a sale I was in sales so I mean this is a long time ago my suits are old they’re cheap they’re dirty some of them even have like moth holes in them I mean I I’ve gone to functions like the last funeral I went to like a

Couple years ago I had to wear my on an old suit that moths had gotten to I mean this and it had it a couple of holes in it I mean I I literally had to put tape like black tape on the inside oh boy here uh silverfish black tape on the

Inside so you couldn’t see so it kind of concealed the white shirt underneath because the white was poking through me I mean how embarrassing is that right so I thought oh brick brick brick brick brick brick brick brick awesome really this strong hole is like really high –

This close to the surface I’ve never seen one so close to the surface I hear I hear lava ah there it is alright oh my gosh back up back up bang bang bang bang guys I don’t want to get shot and land down there um let’s find a safer path that’s a buggy

Block you see that nice oh darn it alright we need to find let’s go to the edge on this side let’s get to one of the edges here oh they’re burning right up in that stuff – that’s awesome that stuff so it was about time for me to get

An upgraded wardrobe right just uh I need a semi-formal this wedding is kind of semi-formal what I just need like a nice sport coat I’ve never actually gone out and bought like a really just a nice sport coat that’s versatile and I can use it you know for multiple things like

Just a blue blazer kind of thing so that was what I was after so anyway so we get there and I set jumbo up with a nice young lady there who worked in the the rental department for the wall she pretty much everywhere but she was in

The rental department we got there and she’s like alright tell me what he needs and and then you can head upstairs and go go shopping okay I really wanted her help because I have no idea what I’m doing but we figured while we’re here let’s let’s split up with divide and

Conquer rather waste too much time oh I see you down there oh I do yeah go for a swim pal are we gonna kill this monitor here so let me just do this so anyway hold on concentrate concentrate I want to cover these up so

I don’t fall in that’s good so so I went downstairs and I’m looking at the blaze the the blaze I’m saying blazes and I really want to say blazer blazer is actually the the article of clothing that’s what I’m interested in here so the Blazers because I don’t want a suit

I actually have a fairly nice suit that I bought kind of recently but it’s more it’s just black it’s more of a funeral actually is that the one that I wore to last funeral maybe I did I forget where I wore my suit oh I did go to a wedding

It was a cousin’s wedding last year and that’s where I wore my old suit with the holes in it but anyway so the point is I really have no idea what I’m doing so I’m down there staring at this stuff and I’m sure my eyes were glazed over I’m

Like a deer in headlights so fortunately Dan is the gentleman that works there saw this look of utter the funnel Minh and confusion and fright and noticed it for what it was and came over and said hey do you need help I was like thought you would ask because I don’t

Ask for help usually and I thought that the girl that was doing the rental was gonna come back down help me out anyway so I was like well the girl upstairs said she was gonna come down here and give me a hand but it but here’s what I

Here’s what I’m looking for so I gave him an idea of what I what I needed and he was like no problem follow me and he just took over and man Dan the man let me tell you set me up right because I was a little lost puppy when it comes to

Fashion but this guy knew what he was doing so it he’s a young guy we ended up chatting about oh not much good instincts about gaming because he turns out he’s a gamer he asked me what I do for a living and I and I said well I own

The computer store I do computer services but I also have a youtube channel whoa library nice and so I told him about that that I made video game videos he was like what so we got to talking about that and then he sold me a bunch of other stuff too that it really

Didn’t need but while I’m there what the heck so I got a nice real nice pair of jeans you know that I can wear with this blazer so when I was trying everything on oh paper looked at his paper seriously he’s like well the way you

Have that blazer on try out these jeans so we wouldn’t get me these really nice jeans and then I got it pulled a shirt off the shelf – lets go second floor he’s like try this shirt with these jeans and this coat and and I tried it

All on is and it looked great so I’m like oh this would be perfect for like you know a night out with the wife maybe a dinner or something you can even wear it to a super casual wedding I don’t think the one I’m going to is that

Casual for jeans but but I bought some nice slacks they still call slacks nice brown pants for the actual wedding but anyway so the point is he really set me up nicely and I got some ties some shirts I had to get new shoes because everything that I have

Matches like the suit I have is black the one decent suit that I have is a too big it’s mostly for funerals and it’s and everything is black so the my belt my pants I mean my belt my shoes are all for black so I had to get new shoes new

Belt new ties I’m just gonna go wander and just leave my pets upstairs and this is weird dead end hmm oh right this is cool I’ve never seen that before I know so anyway in the long run it was pretty expensive but here’s the cool

Thing it was a 50% off day as well so I’m how he got so lucky there but I had 50% off the entire bill I mean score so I got everything I need for the wedding and anything that’s coming up in the future where I need to look halfway

Decent then I’m pretty good to go you’re gonna like the way I look now with that country owner since George Zimmerman is that Zimmer George Zimmer I forget his name of the owner of Men’s Wearhouse so anyway big shot I told Dan I to give a

Shout out to shout out to Dan there you go boss thank you for helping me out I could not have done it without you and you know what that’s what that’s what professionals are for this is why I seek out the professionals seek out professional help when there’s something

That I’m facing that I cannot do alone or I don’t want to attempt it like plumbing kind of thing you know hire a professional you’ll definitely be better off for it in most cases I don’t know where I’m going this is weird this is the weirdest stronghold

Ever it goes up and set it down alright well there’s clearly a door ouch somewhere I alright I’m gonna have to do some investigation around here because I don’t know where to go oh here we go okay here’s uh here’s it underneath the stair which means it must be a stairway

Up here okay aha a lot of torches now I’m hoping that this was hoping the stronghold would be a lower it’s at forty three level 43 which means I’m not gonna get any really good resources here I have to get down a little lower than

This you get me through the door set me on fire yeah take that mmm this is one strange place ooh ooh oh that stinks you know what’s gonna happen I bet this is um man this is old code I bet this was created out an older generator I’m not

Gonna have enchanted books I don’t know why we haven’t been here is this a different one because I think if I had go into that swamp that one time before which I have been to the swamp one time before right this is a different library oh never

Mind okay take it all back sharp now oh man just my luck I get three books of sharpness which I the one thing I don’t need three books of sharpness well at least I know that the good news is I will get enchanted books here I thought

Maybe if I’d gotten close to this place one time before wouldn’t have the new uh new enchantment books but alright I’m gonna have to think about that I could sell them I guess right sell them somewhere for a few bucks yeah it’s kind of a waste I guess I can put

Them on and I could put on my bow so if I smack something I think that’ll still work all right I’m gonna cut out right now and I’ll be back shortly I’m gonna get a little more organized here set up a little base and I will do some

Exploring hopefully we’ll be able to go down lower and find some more minerals I really want to get some like diamonds and stuff but but we’ll clear the whole stronghold out eventually so stay tuned for more I’ll be back hope you enjoyed and once again thanks Dan for helping

Out a lost little boy oh speaking of lost little boys I’ll tell you another story about a lost boy at PAX East on Friday in the next episode just remind me put that in the comments so alright we’ll see you soon take care don’t top a hole in the floor of the

Pleasure house we just built the place dad