Playing Minecraft During Parents’ Divorce in Rain

Ah so exciting no it’s not scary it’s exciting it’s a new era a new era of Minecraft new error error error error can I shrink you you stupid oh oh my God my God so unshrinkable what I’m just trying to make Steam into like a small window it just wants to

Like be huge be big and stupid why you want to be so huge and stupid steam oh my [ __ ] God all right fine you know what it’s fine because I’m good at this add game oh it’s oh there we go add game add a on Steam

Game M is for Minecraft M is for Minecraft M is for Minecraft if you really think oh no it’s just for Minecraft yeah Minecraft doesn’t show up so I go to browse okay there we go there we go Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft not this okay I think I know what I can

Do uh Minecraft launchair I’m search I’m Minecraft not Minecraft inst Soler no no that’s not what I wanted to do okay this P I wonder where Minecraft is DPC where would it be program files Microsoft what about Microsoft is it well okay maybe Microsoft and damn I do not know how to

Find the Minecraft so weird H yeah I’ll probably involve big picture I know this is going to work but it’s just like making me find Minecraft in my computer I don’t know where the files are H where might they be where might and I search it and it

Does come up so I assume it’s assume it’s inov is it Ms builds Microsoft no it can’t be in Windows workflow Foundation Microsoft game input times 86 no do folder folder is this is this a foxit game is foxit the what company no I’m just looking I just I’m trying to find which

Folder Minecraft is in because when I search it it doesn’t come up is it is it just in games Quake three no oh my Lord all right I’ll just try I’ll I’ll look up a different Google thing uh where to find Minecraft file folder Windows how to find your Minecraft folder Do I have is Minecraft I think I found it ah um all right well here’s the Minecraft folder but where’s like run game.exe like what uh is so confusing is there no like minecraft.exe there’s no like this is the quick play Java folder is empty then why does it exist

Is it an asset oh my God okay I am going to make a SL so I find the Minecraft folder how to find Minecraft launcher in folder find your find the Minecraft launcher in the file you can oh open file location no it’s not letting me do

That okay okay this is good this is good I think I might have find the for it oh BL you okay uh app data Roman can I just do like yes no oh the Cherry B I want to be in there it doesn’t tell can’t believe how complicated this

Is I just want to find the minecraft.exe like the file for the launcher so I can assign it to scen oh wait did I just see launcher Launcher settings launcher quickplay launcher profiles there’s so many files called launcher JS o n what Jason launcher. Jason I really okay where is the actual

Minecraft.exe located that is a Reddit red um can I specifically you know how to like enter a path there’s like a never mind that’s enter a path into command prompt you press like to open uh to open like the the window where you can like type in code oh I don’t

Know Windows R maybe okay okay I didn’t work I think Windows R might be it because that’s like run uh yeah well that that one certainly didn’t work come on you [ __ ] [ __ ] okay mcraft launcher there’s no open how is there no open file location app settings addons rep

Terminate Dam you I just it says pick a you know I can add a non- steam game dang I can add a non steam game but then here’s a non steam game it’s not obvious how I can edit all right well let’s see let’s see if this will

Work I could just add the folder maybe it doesn’t need to add the launcher maybe I could just add the folder uh program files where’s this one though all right Greg M first I go to Greg m this py is that for there yeah all right Greg

M and then you’re saying there’s app data there’s a folder called app data why does it not exist now is crazy it it said that the path was Greg am and then app data and there was no folder called app data R I am too stupid for

This I don’t know how to do this it doesn’t make sense if it if if the path was Greg M and then app data how can there not be folder call app dat draw it’s not in saved games it’s definitely not in documents or downloads go through this process Again

Minecraft launcher I will I will give up eventually but it just seems so simple you just go to app oh that makes no that makes absolutely no sense I’m back here in app data but it there’s no God how can this be how can okay all right you know what in Greg M

I’m just going to search at okay going well no do Minecraft oh Minecraft installer.exe no Did that work did I add did I add it how again oh add selected programs could I have done it Minecraft install it’s Minecraft installer that can’t be that can’t be what I want mcraft dreams where I forgot lyrics go thing how to add the Minecraft launcher to

Steam add launcher to steam all right I’m watching yet another video okay ah a beautiful day in Minecraft I can’t wait well it’s actually raining that’s so beautiful yes a beautiful day in Minecraft boys okay all right oh this is so specific I think I just found the solution but it’s like so

Random I have to go to a GitHub Brian Lima’s GitHub interesting the uwp hook Tool uh do want to start a farm oh so we could have well I want to plant PL farm and also an animal farm where should I put it maybe I’ll put it over

Here no thinking I’m putting in that area right there oh I could have a car go down through the farm so we don’t have to walk every time be good all right the release at the right side of the screen download the latest releases latest boom I should get Some you actually okay yeah you go over here you go over here all right this I think this going well this tool I have to do source code first Okay I downloaded WP hook let’s see if it works okay okay Minecraft launcher and what’s the other one Minecraft okay it shut down steams kind of surprising yes this feel like I’m in the middle of [ __ ] okay now stream shutting down that’s good apps successfully exported that’s

Good wait for that work back right Minecraft launcher and then I thought there was another F oh no ah the bees are attacking oh no no no baby I’m poison survive bees they’re evil oh St these were our friends oh I kind of [ __ ] with their hive a little

Bit was that band on my t-shirt you didn’t figure it out one person did figure it out all right let’s see if uh let’s see if this works now oh oh honeycomb okay I think I think it’s added to steam now so that’s huge progress that means I’m one step closer

To doing the thing doing the thing yes uh all right so YouTube history Oh thank you thank you for the cheering what’s your New Year’s resolutions oh um hold on uh big picture uh okay so my New Year’s resolution is to uh do lots of martial arts training and yoga and um yeah and and do better uh in my at my classes doing

Better yeah I want to uh do better I thought you already doing the bestest well well enough but not the bestest how about you do you have any new year res uh I don’t know maybe I mean just doing being the best you can be is the is the most

Important resolu doesn’t have to be specific yeah ah Break have five streams open at once that’s too much why can’t I see my history you okay hear me uh what you say oh no nothing talking to someone in my chat guess I am talking kind of low I could talk a little louder I guess it’s all right I’m

Waiting for me yeah yeah sorry I must be close to done we’re just doing a little chopping some wood chopping I get some more pink wood all right settings you sayal rem you don’t need but it looks like that so basically want to do is go to settings go down controller settings

Yeah I would love to go to settings where the [ __ ] are settings can I like this there we go all right settings likes reptiles controller settings okay this is good goodes are cool I guess if you’re going to use an Xbox remote go ahead and Xbox configuration

Back again and go to your library so for some reason Minecraft doesn’t show up in your recent Library go to games see PlayStation controller support enabled that already clicked reptiles got manc configuration oh this might be it oh you got it m man shortcut how do I do that getting a sneak Co

Careful with them snakes here have configurations ready for you okay so what you guys need to do is yes oh thank you for the follow I think yeah I remember Zach doing something why is it so complicated playing Minecraft with a controller one has only two vot he’s saying I should go by

Votes Minecraft controller just like PS4 downloading okay apply layout all right I do have a layout now let’s see if this is it uh oh Sun’s going down I gotta run to the house run uh I don’t know if this is going to be good almost fell ow oh God not gonna make

It not gonna make it oh no this will be perfect I think this will be a perfect configuration all right let’s see if this works okay launching Minecraft launcher launcher blauner launcher that sounds great spaner all right it work waiting on install okay no Bunny Minecraft is preparing prepare your B hole oh

Wow my Square Minecraft B hole Yeah so Minecraft is going to be square mhm I got some honeycomb from the Beast that I killed I don’t know how to do bee stuff I don’t know if I could have handled that a little bit better I just like hit it with my Shear

So I was trying to Shear it and then they start attacking me and then I killed them and then um and then I just destroyed the The Hive with my sword my pickaxe I think that’s still not [ __ ] working what do I need to do man what do I need

To do do I need DS4 Windows like what do you [ __ ] want from me I did the whole thing I did the whole goddamn process no so annoying I’ll try DS4 windows but I don’t think that’s the answer Merry Christmas why you guys saying Merry Christmas

Now can’t I can’t believe how many Hoops I just jumped through for nothing that is that is unacceptable I can’t believe this what is the how can it be so complicated how can you make it so [ __ ] complicated Minecraft what goddamn sense does it make did the controller

Configuration we need a Minecraft expert to come through and help us well can’t sleep now welcome to my Minecraft house here’s the dining table all right let’s see leave oh he’s gone that means game circle is a board game isn’t it you’re telling me that I

Can hit Circle to a board game have to for Windows I will you off Minecraft morning and and I will see it soon because I will I I will give up I will give up if this if this doesn’t work I’m gonna make I want to make a rail

System give me a train a mine cart system right here um out a pink wood obviously it’s not a button you can press it like oh there it is shift okay nice oh dang we got a lot I put in that work yeah ve very close to giving up since I

Went through the all the steps the whole video and it all ended up being nothing I’m very very close to we go you can’t like I’m I’m here there’s no here’s a settings is there a controller thing I just want to play with a goddamn controller

Is this 2023 is it really that much to ask maybe because it’s not an Xbox controller it’s not the whole the whole point thought the whole point was that I was enabling that I’ve enabled PS4 controller support on Steam I thought that was a whole thing have to be Minecraft is

Game I know but it’s like they saying on these videos I can do it how can this be all right my controller all right I found a setting I didn’t see before enable Steam input oh see if that works that’s Goods see if it works now

Okay why are you saying install have to install Microsoft Minecraft for Windows oh no Minecraft Java Edition and that’s the one I definitely should be doing right ja Java Edition yeah all right I don’t know if this is going to look stupid enabled I did all the enabling you can

Imagine let me turn DS4 Windows back on DS4 Windows ain’t seem to be working wow that actually looks good I I guess I will try another time I I am shocked that all that resulted in nothing I just I don’t think I yeah I think I think I must be done okay think

I must be done that was crazy that was crazy how much I just had to do for nothing I do not I do not it’s a controller I use I play so many games on controller I play games on a controller nobody plays on on a controller yeah there must be something

Okay let’s try this enabled in games without support let’s try that okay when it need to install any third party software that’s why Xbox controllers are better uh yeah I mean no doubt and if I uh so if I get if I get a PlayStation controller then I have to do all this

[ __ ] all the time sometimes yeah yeah but if I get Xbox controll I’ll be fine cuz this is a Microsoft computer seems like it oh you say yeah I like the layout of of PlayStation especially for you know AC action games I like it better so that’s why I got it

But yeah I mean I’m starting to see I mean I’m able to use it with every other game I don’t know so there must be a way I could play [ __ ] valheim and uh you know Diablo and [ __ ] with uh Playstation controller I must be able to play Minecraft with it but that will be a conversation for another time now having also eaten some aasta I will um put on some chill lighting I will smoke weed and I will leave this whole thing behind me okay how’s that sound sounds

Good that was gring and I’m sorry that I didn’t do it earlier I guess it’s okay I figured it it would be far more simple far more simp play I got a couple green drinks from the sevy lots of nutrients for me good and you know I’m a little I’m a

Little cold I’m a little cold I’m going to drink this green drink I’m smoke this weed and then we can play okay put on a put on the sweater here I think my mom has food yeah we’re just uh we’re just going to tend to some basic needs real quick

Aren’t we that’s what we’re doing I tried to I tried to be all techy and Technical and technological and none none of it worked and so I’m just gonna it’s going to be a human in a body again here I am hello I’m back in my

Body hi welcome back thank you wow I was just trapped in the computer prison for a minute there but now I’m out of it I’m back in my body and that’s the the best place to be I think I need some power rails for this to work good Power

Wheels power rails oh go back up what I don’t know you said Power Wheels and maybe it sounds like a [ __ ] like a toy car for kids the rails the rails power I’ve decided that this champagne cake is too strong with this achievement for me it’s really good it tastes amazing but

It just like my heart rate starts like like I notice it jacking up when I smoke it that’s okay I don’t mind I don’t mind it but it’s not I don’t think it’s my favorite anymore oh no I thought it was a pure sativa you

Know my uh my favorite stram back in the day was Green Crack you know that was no ACD I like I like getting cracked out my friend Vince had the green crack at Clark like he he got like he got he bought anoun a green crack at one point

He was selling it and um I was his biggest customer by far during that time like I I and he lived the next next door to me so I was just walking next door to [ __ ] Buy from and smoke with Vince all the [ __ ] time damn Vince was a [ __ ] pop rock star

From Hong Kong like I say star but like he was like performing on stage with like a [ __ ] pop rock boy band yeah he was cool he had like aviators it’s like the skinny Chinese guy with aviators huh that was a signature look with the aviators that’s when I first met him

That’s what he wearing okay but he wore them but it was sunny oh man good times hang out Vince and kis kis ended up going to uh yeah me and Vince and K would hang out and he ended up going to naropa University in um in Boulder Colorado which is a Buddhist

University they have those uh I think that’s like one of the only ones so there’s like oh hey hey b hey bud oh yes uh I played a little bit um yeah Wolfie by myself hiy so if I will he will he like fish fish no no he likes what he want or

Bones or I think they eat rotten flesh too yeah they probably raw flesh they don’t he he don’t want zombie flesh though maybe wow Bri your house looks so good it looks Gert can I put your bed in a different place though I don’t like it there um I

Was going to build a room for me eventually where you want to put it I’m put in the corner here juke box I want move the Juke Box where you gonna put the juke box then like right here where here oh there I guess so it’s bothering

Me is it really don’t make me don’t make me Deal break it break I break a bed break B ah that was weird I broke some flowers that’s okay I have a lot of flowers we have to put some back looks weird now it’s not my fault oh man I I missed this game I this this game is

Fantastic yes’s [ __ ] let’s craft let’s mine and CFT hell yeah I’m glad I’m not like on my bed in my parents house like [ __ ] like punched over the computer we’re back we are back baby yep we’re back uh oh let me uh let me knock off this

Uh this I’ll put this beautiful and then and the disc I put the disc in yeah put it in could keep it in there for now y nice much better you you should have you should be in the corner I I don’t like the funu of you being right next to the

Chest no I didn’t think it was that bad uh I thought it was I felt worse from it than you did I think I like this table was this a cake yeah I made a cake you made the cake good job wow yeah and then I put a

Mushroom in the pot yo cake and a pot mus pot of mushroom is like that’s like the best thing to see at a table I never you never see like a cool I they should have like people should have like mushrooms in their house like they do

Plants I agree I want one that it easy to like just take care of one or will it like automatically like make spores and spread and [ __ ] there might be a reason people don’t do it damn this house is really cool I know it’s a great

House what a great idea to build it and I have uh the Harry Potter covered on the stairs yep oh it’s got vines on it it looks great yeah remember the vines yeah of course uh so if I chop some Vines can I take them and they’ll

Like you know what I mean can I like take them or does where do they dis I think you need shears oh can you cut me some yeah I mean we have more Vines like in a chest I think uh fair but I I like to make myself pair of shoes okay you

Can Che it’s so beautiful make some shmears sheers sheers cheers flint and steel is this going to show me things that I don’t have the equipment for no oh I have to okay it’s going to show you things yeah you don’t have the equipment for but something that you picked up

Before it won’t show you things that you haven’t like picked up or have the ability to make gotcha it will it it will show you everything that you that you picked up I see so how do you figure out how to build shears oh I I just memorized

It well but H how how would one um back in the day I don’t know you would just look it up or figure it out or I don’t know that’s very strange system but I dig it all right give me the shmears them shmears yep all you need is two ingots

Wait I need to make a mine cart I think this is how you make it yep see don’t even need to look it up I just know how to make a lot of Stu nice got so many building building skills I I want to make the power rails

I think it was this powered rail activator rail I need gold we do have gold no this chest we have blocks of gold oh wait no we have nuggets how I have to make ingots what a block of gold makes an Ingot a block of raw gold what the [ __ ]

That’s different he used to come out as ingots when you mine it uh oh why did he put this in the chest this oh I have gold nice go what like coins no ingots oh cool ingot it is nice it is cool feeling well like

In valheim too like having a lot of gold even though you don’t really need it there’s something cool about just having like a bunch of shiny gold gold coins and um and like bars feels really cool having like bars of precious metal wow we are so Cool uh what now what do we do now what do we do now I mean there’s probably a lot to do I just don’t really I don’t like have the frame I’m not like oriented um well I’m making a farm farm we’re going to do a farm I will collect things

For the farm for sure now there’s something that I need which is I need a weap you can hang weapons on the wall right yeah so I need a weapon rack yeah you could um I don’t think we have the recipe for it so you could just look

It up how to make that simple as that yeah just look it up online yeah [ __ ] it I’ll just do that because I don’t remember I I wouldn’t even know where to begin it’s that’s a very strange crafting system I’ll make an active oh I need the

R red stone torch right I forgot about the redstone torch I never used red stone really I need I need iron okay okay um see if my mom made any fugge nice good she knocked on my door I’ll be right back excellent do it hi buddy you’re so cute you’re a cat for

No go what okay I’m back welcome back thank you I got a couple plants feel like there’s one there’s something missing from my room I’m not sure what it is maybe it’s nothing it’s probably nothing something in this corner what are you up to um I was going to do the

Rail okay is that something I can help With you could test it out see if it works real it’s raining I don’t really know this activator thing does uh oh I hope that sheep doesn’t go on the rail that’ll be bad it is downhill but we need to make it so uphill works so that’s what we have to test

Obviously downhill is going to be easy cuz gravity Fair we love gravity around here wait what is this rail this rail is going to go down to the farm that I’m going to make over here so we don’t have to like walk up and down all the time it’ll be faster oh nice

H need to make more good technology yes I’m not sure if this is it I’m seeing some some images of the weapon rack oh look like an item rack it’s not the tool rack um I don’t know what is that stone can you make like a little stone

Block a stone block like a smooth Stone yeah like a flatter sorry yeah yeah that was dumb like a flatter Stone yeah I think you have to like cook the the Cobblestone Okay let me see take the Cobble where’s the Cobble here we go let put this in the oven real quick it says two sticks and three plank blocks and I tried that how do maybe you know maybe I just uh I didn’t press something there a be in a house evil be

No how’d to get in here what the hell if I enter things and I don’t have the for if I if I put three planks if I put all the stuff there and it doesn’t make anything nothing will appear in the right right hand box uh or do I have to like press

Something to make it com all the it should just appear okay this is not that important maybe maybe it’s to R do that bee make a hive in the house this is it’s making like a flatter wood thing there we go like a oak

Slab oh that I want to make a oak slab yes I need it looks like I need several Oak slab I need eight Oak slabs oh okay so an oak slab is three of these okay easy enough I wonder if I need a redstone thing to make this work don’t remember

Ah the rain has stopped there some [ __ ] slabs maybe I need another L I think it’s supposed to Glow no let me go up this way ah it doesn’t nothing appears it’s so strange I’m seeing these images for how to make things and nothing appears that’s weird I’m also down to give up

Having the having the weapon rack is not uh not that important that’s more of a valheim thing oh I tried all right I put back the iron and uh what up you still still making that is it some I can help with it’s almost done I think I should make myself a

Chest this all has to be activated how do I do oops there we go I think I’ll need Redstone for this Oh wow so peaceful with the falling blossoms everywhere beauti need to make more fence B said you want one more plant here oh God he is still [ __ ] with you he’s flying around the house hey he’s not fighting me though he’s nice that’s good he nice guy wow that’s super cute nice face

Buddy I’ll be friends with Bees oh my God you don’t like being house oh maybe because there’s a hole right here oh oh my God I’m sorry I hope I didn’t do that no I don’t have any more bushes oh some bu that makes sense and I got a jugle sapling and a and a cherry

Sapling one more sapling oh acia sapling Perfect what’s up buddy can we keep the B yeah we have to well what are we going to do with it we got to kill him to get rid of him uh agree agre and that is not our first choice it’s mindless violence Bri Bri mindless violence mindless violins

I don’t like the way that looks I need dirt ah now I have my own chest I feel very good about that oh yeah yes aha now my place is very complete wood w tasteful maybe I I guess I I’d like to color my bed are you you still working

On uh rails and stuff no cuz it’s dark I don’t want to go down there slow okay how do you dye your bed you just make a just make a different one spider jockey spider jockey yes the legendary spider jockey is that an enemy it’s a skeleton riding a spider oh

That’s awesome it’s outside yeah I see him on the porch are you fighting no I was looking at him on the porch how you how you looking oh the B came out bye B oh oh bye buddy where you look where you looking from over here I made a little porch over here

Over over here outside the front door no it’s the back door there’s a back door yes oh oh hello oh what a lovely porch that’s beautiful this is my rail and this is where the rail is nice all right all right hello oh man great place for a porch going

Back inside okay B you could go back ins I don’t see the SP jockey anymore he was out there this is awesome this is great I don’t like this fence can I remove this part of the fence well doesn’t make sense I do that so enemies don’t like come through can I

Build under it yeah you could put some pink Planks on like put up another platform there you want it to be pink what do you care what pink has to be pink okay okay I see the spider jockey I found him again oh he Fade Into is it’s like when you when

The spider walks away the skeleton kind of Fades so it just looks like a regular um spider wow he’s the Le the less important is there a button to like cycle to the next item um I just used the mouse like oh Mouse Wheel Works oh you’re

Right it’s the wheel yeah I’ll start doing that all the time all you gotta move shf shf you gotta get [ __ ] off no he likes that spot shf no stop it you pushing him I push you cannot push the Sheep the Sheep has a mind of his own yeah have to do this

Brey sense order must be restored to this Society well there’s a little piece right there I’m okay with this actually no I’m not all right I feel good about that how about you yeah that’s good you can’t hop over fences you sure can’t wow so they good defense from enemies yeah really

Is oh [ __ ] I could do that oh no oh what I just did what if the enemy tries to jump over like that eh that’s kind of a tall order they’re a little too dumb Dum I would think should we put some chairs here A Creeper’s going to be at our door one

Day like oh yeah Fair do you have chairs chairs chair we don’t really have chairs we have like um stairs oh I like stairs stairs for chairs you heard Tears for Fears you know what that is no Nei I keep hearing I’ve heard that in like four different hip-hop

Songs like that can you sit no you pretend to sit though yeah it looks super cool this beautiful day oh the sun’s Rising very nice a lovely Dawn at the around the fire yes I wish I could have more Dawns around the fire that sounds wonderful beauti ah the square

Sunrising so Beau so beautiful un [Laughter] Square I should eat uh I only have seven fish I have fish in the chest we need some wait I have a piece of fence did I steal a piece of fence no I don’t think so oh pretty good maybe I maybe I did break it

And it like fell over no they’re here who who run the dinosaurs oh no they’re trying to get in the house look the enemies when you don’t sleep they come first oh [ __ ] maybe we could kill see I saw him in the window look he’s right there he’s

Stuck in the glass oh holy [ __ ] he Tred to get us fight him you want fight him we could fight him right him all right we got to go around the other side make sure the bee doesn’t get out [ __ ] do it fight us you [ __ ] why did us this he’s burning

You’re he’s going to die oh did he drop anything I don’t think he did maybe he did I see another one where he’s on fire he’s really high up oh oh he did died he died so this GNA be our life now just gonna get mobbed no

We could just go to sleep next tomorrow and they’ll be fine sure but for the rest of the day they’re not supposed to come in the day because they’ll just burn up oh well fair enough I don’t know why they’re all right so all right I still need to

Figure out the railing because the power things are not working H but I think I have to use Redstone I wonder if I can put Redstone underneath I what would Redstone do I supposed to like make the power go through might need to build maybe I need

Oh going to have to get some more red stone to make this work good oh yeah how can we how can we get that uh in the mines that sounds oh speaking of wish I will need an extra pick MH we’re pretty good on iron didn’t we

Get a lot during our last uh our last digging yeah make oh I’ve been using a stone pickaxe so yeah I will make I’ll make an iron and a stone pickaxe that’s what I do can’t tell if this is activated or not that’s glowing that’s not really glowing

Get the the chat okay I’m Radio Chat uh the power the rails you could put the torch next to them power them I figured it out anyway this one’s powered already guess I don’t need the Redstone uh lines ah there it Glow okay I haven’t done Redstone stuff in a long

Time didn’t remember how to do it I remembered though from back in my day there we go I’m back you’re back I’m back you know I might just make a little we were talking about PB&J I never have p&j I’m just gonna put some PB&J on some toast make a piece of

Toast and put some p&j on it oh my God there we go that’s an easy thing to do but then will I regret it maybe IET it why would you regret it cuz I I’m not like super hungry and I was planning on like it just sounds really good and I’m

A little hungry but I was planning on making pasta in a couple hours so I would probably regret I I already uh went to this when I got the the green drinks in the sebie I also got uh some [ __ ] some of those uh Quest peanut butter cups that don’t have sugar

They like protein yeah so I had some of those and like uh big PB&J on toast on top of that sounds like a lot yeah maybe sounds like a bit bit much it’s a bit much yeah I’m I’m actually not going to do that I’m going to practice a little self

Self-restraint For the First Time Life and instead you know what I’ll do I I’ll make I’ll make some tea want some mint tea that will satisfy the consumptive urge as well as the weed I milk yo and then are you ready to mine for Redstone or you still doing

Something we yeah we could get some more Redstone cuz that’s what you that’s what you said is the next thing right I do have enough I think for this rail let me just test it out see if it’s a good one I’ll test the the bottom rail first

Or the top rail oh god oh girl girl she was having a little malfunction all right go [ __ ] your girl your girl’s malfunction a little Bit is it real working yeah oh nice have to see all right now we got to do back the other way no no it’s going without me no no oh no it doesn’t feel oh it didn’t go it’s it got [ __ ] up okay all right all

Right U got to put some more power rails here maybe where did it get stuck I think I think like close to like here maybe wait no come on okay good uh just put like one maybe over here too actually do I need to spice them all up or I spiced it by

One okay okay okay o okay all right all right that’s fine got to fix that did you it this one least forget ask what you’re doing uh I’m trying to get the power rails to go all the way up like push it all the way up h power rails what provide movement like

They allow the cart to move yeah okay it just like it’s like a boost like a speed boost okay put one here too let me come let me come out and see what you’re doing yep we need more power and how do we get it he’s putting more

Rails oh maybe I’ll put one right here you have bookshelf uh I think so I want bookshelf holy [ __ ] well when you get an enchanting table you use the bookshelves to like put around the enchanting table to make it more powerful are they easy to make uh you

Need three books and uh just some wood I think okay it’s not that hard uh I well I was G to I took your I took the bookshelves because I figured they were like super easy to make but then okay you could have it can I yeah well thank you cuz that’s that’s

Going to be awesome we did it’s going to look very cool right that’s the last rail that I have we need some more gold then we need Redstone and we need gold gold oh no my painting about that let’s see go go go up the hill okay good worked oh

Oh just need to make a chest maybe with a couple of these mine rails ah I did it perhaps there is not not room for ation no maybe not because I really like that painting there and I just don’t quite look right It perhaps perhaps the way to do oh I broke the bookshelf the books are left but not the Shelf uh okay you just need planks uh to make a bookshelf you just need planks and books yeah I think so bookshelf book shelf booken shelfing sh buten sh are you over

Here you where are you found it see if this looks good over yeah are you still are you busy are you still doing stuff no you done yeah oh no I’m taking too long some pickaxes what you say make some pickaxes cool road yeah I’m okay with This I did I did put the bookshelves in the room just not in the place that I thought it originally would be all right flowers everywhere nice cherry bker oh I already have sticks uh all right B I am feeling pretty ready okay we’ll put this painting in

Here and uh yeah the only thing I need is food actually yep I have food food there is uh food chest kind of oh yeah there’s a bunch of cooked salmon holy [ __ ] I will take some of that thank you oh my Lord oh mother of golly all right thank you very much

Delicious I have a spare sword two two pickaxes I love Minecraft I love Minecraft too it’s ton of fun yay I even have 34 arrows all right I have some pickaxes for you here you go okay I have a oh yeah I’ll take it thank you you think we’ll need this

Many maybe go on a big adventure yeah sure wow so much iron damn mhm all right what else do we need I got torches food pickaxe sword I only have two swords I have an iron and stone okay is that you think that’s good I’ll make another sword another

Iron yeah cool should I even bother with the stone no okay all right oh [ __ ] this chest is full yeah it is full can we repair stuff um I don’t remember I think we can on one of these [ __ ] I don’t think I have the right thing that’s

Okay oh you found another gold fancy golden sword very cool uh okay so don’t bother the stone I’ll just keep it for now know I want a pink candle what candle oh nice candle candle where’s the die die die die die die die die die die die die I just die with this

Pink with pink die die die pinkle pink candle where should I put the candles uh candles that’s I mean I want I kind of want some candles TBH you want pink candles not particularly well that’s all we got all right well [ __ ] fair

Enough uh B I am going I am doing a tiny bit of rearranging I’m taking uh I’m making this chest the uh the weapons chest and the other one’s going to be the tools chest okay just so you know although I’m I’m going to include axes and weapons even though I know they’re

Not where’s my Flint oh your Flint I took it and steel I took it I’m putting it I’m putting in the tools chest the tools chest is uh I just put it in the tools chest it’s it’s behind I made it it’s behind the the weapons chest

There’s an empty space over here for a chest there is but I I didn’t want to deal with dismantling the weapons chest but then you don’t like it okay if you don’t like it then I’ll break it hope we move this smoker thing and then you can put

That chest there that’d be perfect let me get that Ood thinking uh where’ the chest go did you pick it up yeah okay there you go cool you got your flint and steel no you don’t no oh I have it sorry it was it was in my hot bar I didn’t

Know you steal it from me all right let’s see if I can light the candles like this wow look at that isn’t that cute wait what did you do i l the candle candle candle put it right in front of the door right here oh nice that’s a cool place that looks great

Three together awesome very witch very witchy soon you have many candles throughout the house no that’s it we need more honeycomb [ __ ] get some uh did you notice something uh did I did you notice something over here uh did you notice oh new cat yeah oh hey we got

Buddies uh the old one the black the black one was the old one right yeah buddy you’re so cute buddy you’re so cute too nice to meet you buddy oh we are friends let’s be best friends do they want do they like cooked salmon or just raw I think

Raw word did you also notice that there is not but one doggy but four doggies in here oh four doggies there’s one doggy there’s one doggy oh there’s another Dogg oh there’s four doggies budy doggy right there too wow so many buddies yes are you cute

Also cute you can make potions not with this is a brewing stand oh very nice that’s what’s bu make heal potion I make bottles I need to make glass bottles true here we go ah easy my helmet’s almost broken I’ll make a new one oh okay how do I how do

I what’s the recipes how do I what do I what do I what do I do what do I do put something and it go I don’t know I don’t know what to put in there I don’t know what Do how do I why put the puff there does that work we don’t have a a chest that where we put extra armor is there I guess I’ll put in the weapons chest puffer fish what do you do yeah what do you do does anybody know what I need to put

In there is it in the nether that would be annoying if it was why is that there all right it is time it’s time it is time let’s do it should we go to a different cave or should we go to the same cave goodbye um oh I I don’t know I mean

One cave is kind of as good as another because we just keep digging digging you know in away from the place you dug before could you could find anything it’s an equal chance of finding although there are I guess there are different biomes so maybe there could be some different

[ __ ] I love two sprints in Minecraft I remember we went to like a cave that was on our Island but then we well our Island our Hill I mean oh right but remember we did end up over here because there should be torches here did we end

Up here from like the other side like we came up from underneath got to get the bucket of water coal over there I don’t really see any torches though um I don’t think we needed it because when we came out it was like daytime I remember yeah we were like Yeah from

From from under there maybe you could go down this way just go down excuse me excuse me Careful oh there’s some lava we got to remember that this is the way out there we go spous all right there’s lava there that’s not nice oh that’s where we were in there CU I see torches there nice all right what if we go this way though I’m

Scared it’s a little scary pry steep okay think we’re good very cool hear zombies who go there sacrifice a friend what oh ah somebody’s telling you to sacrifice friend yeah I guess we’re to potion Oh weird that’s not what you’re supposed to do feel like there’s a these creatures in the nether that

Drop stuff Co the nether is very scary now yeah I see a creeper in there uh we got got bow and arrows now I although I guess I want to be judicious and not like waste oh who’s shooting us I did I just did that I thought I could aim I thought

I could aim and not fire some more coal up there but let just go in I guess sure hello Mr creeper we’re coming to your house ah I missed him oh no oh man blocking did not help that much that time oh no maybe I didn’t C at the wrong

Angle I didn’t take much damage but more than I expected got to eat your fish y the fish eat the is that Redstone wa what you’re what you’re mining right now no it’s iron oh don’t remember iron um it the colors is hard oh no not impossible but zombie behind us oh get

Him get him zombie oh man is it just one iron must be more generous with your iron game oh I see a Skelly he’s up there my actually my shield is like about to break never made a a new Shield oh yeah mine is it’s not about to break but it’s like

It’s not doing great oh [ __ ] oh go you know where he is right here oh there got him oh my God I keep missing track B look another arrow for you okay uh yeah you know I am going to I’m going to try uh the alternative

Mouse setup where I have like my w where I have my wired Mouse maybe there’s like a better wireless mouse I could get but yes for now let me do this alternate style okay I put put some boxes on top of the chair sure I don’t like that I’m going to seal this

Up you’re GNA do the boxes method yeah you’ve seen it t pretty good that’s pretty good that was back in my streaming days I used to do something similar to that nice it was very Jank it’s uh it’s an it’s adaptation and I had the blue

Snowball mic and I stack it up so so it to reach my face hell yeah I got that same mic it’s what I use for music everybody has that mic sure who does trustworthy brand budget nice budget mic okay this might be better uh it’s not sensitive enough got

To increase the mouse Sensi do you like that song uh I don’t know that song I think it’s a German song actually you never heard the Moscow song no what are you truly so surprised yeah I am surprised that you’re surprised That’s a classic no I don’t know maybe if you

Listen to it you’ll know it yeah maybe sounds silly that is silly is it like Pro Moscow um I guess they might just be talking about the night life in Moscow not like politics or anything uh well the whole thing’s in German so I don’t really know oh okay

They probably just went to Moscow and had a great town yeah it’s a rock r or something it’s not a rock song though it was not it’s like pop yeah we should listen to it after this CL oh lapis La getting hella coal today yes ser EAS oh Stone thank you for your bounties bounties of coal Coal and then what’s this stuff copper oh crap can’t tell can’t really tell the difference between IR iron and copper really yeah it has like green in it oh

The green I definitely can’t see oh no it has orange and green like this this is copper is orange and green copper is orange and green and iron is just like beige um okay try to try to keep an eye out for that difference oh there was like a big hole

That I filled in oh it’s like right over here it’s kind of scary there we go see don’t try to go down sure okay all right we’re down there’s a lot of bats oh this is pretty long actually I wonder if we could find our old house again our underground house that we

Had oh this is killing yeah back in the day all right uh yeah let’s go this way I hear a Skelly well there’s some mine carts around here whoa I see some weird glowing thing what it look like a squid it was like a glowing squid oh the

Glowing squid yeah all right the skeleton is over there I’m going to try to get him oh he sees me [ __ ] oh he fell did he die nice I guess so I still hear some coal here I hear a Skelly maybe he didn’t die I just fell a little

Bit oh [ __ ] my PC has not been plugged in this whole time no k oh man it’s running so much more smoothly now why was it laggy yeah uh I didn’t know I didn’t realize it laggy but I didn’t have it plugged into my uh power cable so it always lags a little

Bit oh [ __ ] that’s not good so I got the message now plug it in and now it’s fantastic smooth as better some lapis over here oh yeah what do you use it for uh for enchanting but we had to make an enchanting table I think we need obsidian

Diamond a book um I don’t know make things magical yeah you could enchant your weapons and you could enchant your armor too I think and so this is iron yeah that was iron okay I I do see the difference but uh one factor is that I always have

Twilight on Twilight or flux or the the I’m sorry the light filter so it just makes everything kind of orange oh you don’t turn it off I have it on I pretty much always have it on it’s not that I don’t have it on that strong but it’s always yes we’re in the

Caves seriously we’re looking for gold and Redstone and we haven’t found any of that okay fair enough but we found we got we’re going prospecting we got lots of coal I think my Tea’s probably ready oh [ __ ] steep in that [ __ ] steep in that mint Minsky I love Min tea it is

Impossible to not like peppermint tea physically impossible some people don’t like it no one dislikes PE everyone loves it every single person in this world would be willing to kill to defend the honor of peppermint tea I know this not just kill but die as well die for the honor of

Pepp uh I tried the mint chocolate I did eat that mint chocolate durel square and uh it was not very good I was right damn that sucks yorkman Patty is probably better in fact yeah I like the York patties we got a good formula it’s not like yeah it’s

Not yeah they’re like if we make it too much like yorkman patties it’ll feel like giradelli is no fancier than York so we got to show them up by making it like gooey for some reason I like the gooey though if it’s done right it’s hard to do right I guess it is

Hey r hi here you are I got my tea I see how this how this copper is like more textured it’s not like a flat color it’s like different shades claw bar is the best what is cloud bar yeah we’re talking about mint we are talking about if there’s a ml bar mint

Flavored I don’t they probably do honestly they have mint flavored everything so well I it’s like the biggest I don’t think mint ice cream is like the biggest seller so kondik maybe not what is this they should I’m scared deep slate deep slate is deep

Slate bad or is it okay just asking a question to the chat right now because I know there is a really scary monster that like can detect your movements and like yeah they do have mint I never tried that oh they have they probably have like mincha chip because it’s ice cream

Bar so they probably have like I mean they should but you know mid ship isn’t the biggest sell so I understand if they didn’t but it’s good that they did oh Jesus oh [ __ ] I saw that happen you all right yeah I got smacked on the head you did you got [ __ ]

Crushed in a rock slide that’s the gravel remember I told you about the gravel oh yeah it can fall in your head and suffocate you holy [ __ ] gravel no till it’s blue oh it has to turn blue that’s when the monster comes okay well that’s scary oh good

Well there’s no monster here we can handle him no I don’t think so you’ll know it when you see it I don’t know this this new Minecraft stuff I only know old Minecraft stuff oh okay okay so this I you got a basic you got a basic

Skill Foundation but this all this all this new all this new technology is new to you mhm but you’ll get it you’ll put that muscle memory yeah oh there’s a creeper over here creeper oh there’s a gaggle creepers here there’s a gaggle I got my bow get my bow there a gagle

Oh I’m good they all dead no there’s one more is’s alive I think ah well I probably just shot you didn’t I no I’m good I didn’t oh good no what’s a group of creepers called definitely not a gaggle cresh not a gagle creepers what’s this weird looking Stone

Oh that’s wood why is there wood down here cuz the M shs oh oh here’s spider got some Redstone oh broke my pickaxe don’t worry I got backup I got backup okay all right we’re in some mines here oh you’re back welcome me no oh where’ you go Gregory you were

Looking at me you were like you’re back I was like I guess I’m certainly not gone I’m certainly not not here I’m more back than I am gone mentally gone but oh Jesus did you see that oh man I did I did see some [ __ ] like Fall Away oh my God the

Gravel’s [ __ ] with me today holy [ __ ] oh I’m sorry I’m soorry placed a block at the same time I was trying to be helpful but trying to be helpful that’s the last time I ever take initiative in anything what my initiative role will always be zero for every

I’m oh my God I’m gonna take you out I’m GNA take you out I’m good I’m good I’m on the other side what the [ __ ] what is happening D we I just place a torch so scary oh my God we should have shovels in case that

Happens we need to take other oh my shovel is almost dead never mind I saw iron here did the gravel [ __ ] take it over there’s the there’s some monsters over oh oh I’m sorry I didn’t mean to sh me no I I I pickaxed you I’m sorry what

Did you take a lot of damage no I didn’t take any damage God I thought you shot me in the back of the head oh oh slightly less dangerous all right I’m gonna try to kill these guys oh guys oh the skeleton shot the zombie they’re fighting oh nice

Oh there’s another zombie coming around the corner though oh my [ __ ] Shield broke I could probably make another one though is there one oh there’s skeleton still here oops you can make like a crafting table and make it yeah there’s lots of wood around so that’s true that is true I

Could probably just make a shield right now [ __ ] yeah I mean we can make a uh oh we could make a no we don’t have iron bars oh we had to make a a furnace oh that’s true and we have do it that is pretty

Easy I be down I down to do that yeah all right let’s let’s make a little house right here get rid of this coming I hear something on the other side of the wall around coming around oh side okay that’s not it sounds like it’s on the other side of the

Wall hello from the other side I use my sword as an axe right now are you an Adele fanber what are you an Adele fan are you fan a fan of aele yeah she’s good I guess she’s good I like a d like do you throw her on you throw her

On Lana no no no fine can’t throw everybody on you are you an Adele fan don’t think I am by any stretch the imagination but I’m not in I’m not against her I don’t think she’s bad it’s you know it’s um all right it’s cooking it’s cooking good

Job uh yeah I’ll put some although that’s probably enough for both of us to make Shields and um shovels well I’ll just make a stone shovel M do that uh how do I make a stick out of um fencing fencing yeah I have two Oak fence how do I make stick out I

Don’t I don’t know if you can can’t so how can we make a shovel yeah how need more planks uh there we go I got some more planks well yeah I got those planks right here hello from the other side there you go made some sticks oh sh

Here there sticks for you oh shank you behind you I see I see thank you so much I need more PL I’ll just make a regular a stone shower yes thank you oh I’m being assassinated oh no ah thank the Lord oh my God that was scary I got a bunch of

Deite assassin mated oops right I’m going to get more planks I’m coming all right I have a new shield now all right let me make a shield how do I make a shield again oh uh you need uh in the middle I put the iron in the

Furnace actually no I have I’ll just keep the iron with me uh so do you have do you have enough iron I have seven iron okay perfect uh yeah so it’s like uh I forgot exactly but it’s just wood and one one piece of iron wood in the on all around uh no

Just yeah would not I don’t think all around it I don’t remember exactly not like a million per all the way around it I supposed to take home some chocolate from my parents place okay my mom got this like spicy chocolate as a gift spicy it’s extremely good but she can’t handle

It she can’t handle it she can’t handle it n so she want to give it to me oh you like a spicy chocolate yeah I take it no I forgot it I think they might mail it to me get this out of my house don’t want

To look get this [ __ ] [ __ ] out of my [ __ ] house that’s what they’re say that’s what they want to say you’re too afraid to say it you know think I can handle the truth you think we would enjoy a Chipotle chocolate no oh I see skeleton oh let me help you skon skon

Come here where are you going down he dead dead do we build this nice job hello a chest check those Corners M MH look around I don’t hear nothing I don’t see nothing big space here nice space we have some coal we have a name tag we have some powered

Rails we have some melon seeds for my melon farm nice torches and activator rail nice we probably should destroy this so I don’t get confused we’ve done it we found a chest that’s cool that’s loot yay yay ground SED my melon farm is going to be amazing what’s your favorite kind of

Melon watermelon probably yeah same here honestly I love uh honeydew though yeah that’s good you like cantaloup or honeydew better we always eat cantaloupes all the time honeydew is the green one right yeah I like it better softer Canal is like I don’t know there a weird thing about

Cantaloupes with that always has like [ __ ] bacteria or something on it and it just like kills people I don’t know what the [ __ ] weird oh another chest I forget exactly what it is oh there’s a spider spawner over here okay I’ll be there wait can you save oh never

Mind I’m going to try to destroy it I destroyed it I got it nice job another chest what the [ __ ] is happening there’s so many caring the chamber we got glowberries why do I hear a spider I don’t like that there you hear it yeah definitely probably somewhere okay just

Keep guard I’m GNA loot this chest I’m guarding you I’m looking around looking around okay good another more melon seeds some pumpkin seeds I’ll put that there put that there and another pickaxe what do I want to that’s good all right we’re good let’s get this coal lucky with the

Chest yeah hell yeah we have to get the not so lucky with the gravel sorry what there’s another one around the corner oh hell yeah all right there’s some iron here too how could you tell there’s another one uh because I I walked around the corner to check and I saw it oh

Okay then I went back for this one uh oh that get a baby zombie where’s nesis oh there’s a hole here interesting all right there’s another chest over here this way baby zombies coming I’m going to eat all right I saw him he went down he

Fell down he got too excited and he fell don’t baby baby oh [ __ ] look out baby zombie on you baby zombie zie baby are you are you good he is not slow he’s very fast I don’t know if this is lag or is this really what’s happening oh did I hit you hell

Yeah that was tough babie baby zombie baby zombie oh God got him yeah where’s set SK wow that was awesome get this I want the glowberries what do I do with the glowberries I don’t even know we get the Torches and we have the golden apple here Golden

Apple that’s good I don’t need the mine stuff not right now is that a oh dead damn The Shield really is a game changer you got to have a shield yeah Shields pretty good oh that was a scary zombie noise oh wow hello zombie can you come up here or not

I could shoot him let me drop something where’s the the dirt yeah I don’t need dirt no I don’t need Cobblestone I need gold you ever see gold member a long time ago we used to watch that movie a lot actually you the fan eat the glowberries or what gr you you

And your family me my siblings not really my parents man yeah I I love I loved it back in the day the what I should watch I loved it I loved it back in the day oh okay remember it’s classic it’s kind of weird we just say

FAA a lot because of that movie oh that’s not that’s very familiar for some reason because he would like say FAA instead of Father oh right like the FAA I’m like what so we always say FAA that’s funny yeah nobody pronounce it that Way a 1960s spy all the like spy movies from that era were so silly and cheesy the gravel oh ah oh man oh my God the grav [ __ ] I saw it this time nice DOD oh that’s a creeper oh yeah yeah creep there it goes what is a creeper if you really think

About it I mean [ __ ] they were like weird frowny faed things we know what a spider is we know what a zombie is we know what a skeleton is what the [ __ ] is a creeper I mean it’s crazy like it has no arms yeah it it just explodes like it has no arms

Many legs and it’s just a big frowny face got a big head with a frowny face it does not look like it’s enjoying its existence it’s probably the product of like a curse probably a cursed human oh no imagine your arms like melt into the

Rest of your body you lose your arms and then your your legs split into several smaller legs uh and you and you can’t communicate you’re trapped in your body you just run around and then uh if you get angry enough like you attack things and if you get angry enough you explode

And that’s it that’s the end of your life uhoh this is a zombie spawner I mean a spider spawner ah I have to go in there got to destroy it ah look out did you get it I think so there another one coming hell yeah okay I think we got

It sure does make a lot of we crazy so scary it’s the worst this is the [ __ ] worst don’t like spider don’t like spider no no I don’t oh I got to make myself a sword I didn’t make my I only have one iron sword oh there’s that

Crafting I have another one for you another iron sword yeah here I thank you I mean I my iron sword has good health I just realized uh oh well I have I had two more left over so than you I I think I was going to

Give it to you but then I forgot ah perfect Okay definitely not going to be able to find our way back after this I’ve definitely lost I’m a little disoriented I have not been paying attention to how we got here and how we going to get back so we have to do the up technique the up technique is one of my

Most famous techniques we just climb out to to Liberation yeah we just go up and then wherever we are we just got to figure our way back home yep H yeah c it’s the only way you can’t figure your way out underground yeah that’s impossible no no sun no bodies of water

No mountains no WID we should know the coordinates of our house though that’s important but I to forget what button to press to pull up the coordinates Dam I hear lava that’s not safe lava is very dangerous in caves so you have to be very careful oh

Especially when you’re going up if you hit lava you’re [ __ ] cuz then lava’s going to pour down on you and you’re going to [ __ ] you hear it you can hear like lava bloop noises the best way is to just walk up at first like try to find the highest point you could

Get and then start digging up from the highest point because we don’t want to start digging up from here because there might be Lava above us fair fair yeah we were looking for Golden Redstone right yeah how any luck on that yet yeah yeah we got some mhm oh

Cool over here so then yeah we’ll find a high place is there no like is that diamond diamond I see diamond oh [ __ ] there’s a zombie below us oh that’s iron take the iron but’s there’s the diamond it’s all the way over oh there’s more iron here but

It’s like on the other side I saw it a mile away oh [ __ ] not that way not that way oh my God there’s [ __ ] spider spawners everywhere let’s do it let’s kind of want these chains oh you picked it up all right we got to go down you

Didn’t pick it up it’s floating I thought I don’t have any space there we go all right we got to go down with these zombies oh speaking of speaking of space yeah I should throw this dirt out and I should throw this Cobblestone out and I’m GNA make the jump okay behind

You oh is that your sword oh [ __ ] my shield my shield broke oh no all right uh Shield requi new Shield diamond diamond diamond nice we have Diamond wow you minded so fast I barely even got take got to look at it barely got a good look at it what do you money

Now well oh Redstone oh that’s Redstone okay I I could see how that’s that looks pretty distinct I know what’s making this weird glow down here oh careful oh it’s water it’s not a glue oh there’s some iron up here time for enchanting table or

Pick yeah I mean we do we had Diamond before but we haven’t used it oh we used it on the juke box that’s the only thing oh we haven’t used the diamonds that we got before on anything but we have to figure I have to figure out how to make an enchanting table

Pretty sure you do need obsidian I got stuck in the spider oh [ __ ] there’s a spider web spawner ah oh my God die why are you not dying oh my god wow nicely done we have to kill this ah I’m dying need pick pickaxe on that pickaxe oh pickaxe you’re right you’re

Right why is it not working I don’t know oh my God okay ah behind us ah I’m getting wrecked come on I’m stuck in the spider web oh God oh my God I’m almost dead holy [ __ ] I have half health the [ __ ] spider web c me holy [ __ ] what’s up [ __ ] the other one came from the other side is there more yeah oh my God damn I don’t know why I wasn’t blocking him oh yeah I’m taking hell of damage got to eat oh there’s a spider up here got him I don’t know if there’s another Spawner

In here or not I don’t think so are Spawners the only place that they come from the poison they also oh that’s [ __ ] is that Redstone mhm nice so Redstone is embedded in like a gravel looking Stone like a cobble looking Stone no no not really thought it was not all the time

Oh oh so sometimes you’ll find Redstone in different types of stone well the Deep sleigh which is a darker one and then the regular Stone it’s just a grave Stone oh I see oh [ __ ] there’s another spider spawner yeah there is my sword’s gonna break yeah I’m going to switch

Out oops that’s not what I wanted to do how can you tell there’s a spawner I can see it oh also if there’s a lot of spider web like this and is a spawner watch out for that love right there don’t want to fall in there definitely not all right we almost

Done I think we should go back outside damn I mean we got the Redstone see got some gold in here that’s good so this is not Redstone that is okay good yes that definitely it’s both in there so they’re both oh it is both so wait what’s this what’s this lighter

One and what’s this darker one oh I can probably figure that out the dark is deep slate oh and this is just Cobblestone yeah gotcha gotcha gotcha gotcha Cobble deep slate that’s right [ __ ] I got some diorite oh it just comes back to me that’s crazy polite

Uh do we want this Redstone yeah okay I hear a zombie that’s coming oh [ __ ] ah I was managing my inventory a poor choice poor choice zombie there’s a lot of deep SL here I don’t like it how you throw something the only way to do is just to

Take out your inventory and just just Q I guess you can roll it over and press oh Q that’s right it is Q how’s your inventory uh I mean kind of full but I also have some junk in there which are you went down oh I see your I see your

Name are we are we ready to dig upward did you determine if we’re like a high point no I didn’t yet we’re probably going to go back to that big Space Room nice and sorry see if we could climb up oh I can’t pick this up

Anymore oh well it’s time to go back then all right let’s see if we could go I mean I I I can drop some [ __ ] I have a bunch of like andesite and [ __ ] that I don’t need uh so yeah uh let’s go back all right let’s go up up up

Up this is the lava oh [ __ ] you shot me through the lava I’m on fire I’m on Fire through the lava will you don’t don’t try to engage okay okay should we not go this way go or just go okay oh God it’s scary there’s no way he could jump through the lava so we’re good all right let’s go up oh hell yeah we already got

Got some iron here oh yeah can’t pick it up I start using the mouse wheel to switch tools there we go um see if we could go up that looks familiar this place looks familiar oh yeah super familiar definitely I think we came through this hole right here yeah of course and then

Huh right we went here this room how do we get in here there’s more torches there’s more torches here the sky we made it oh you’re right hell yeah yes ha we’re becoming we are uh almost we almost have Mastery of this area this neighborhood we did it we did it uh

Mostly you did it no what do you mean I have a little bit I was long for the red you did Mo most of the leg work which I appreciate I’ll follow your humble and effective leadership I don’t remember how we got up oh here we go right

Here all right there’s going to be monsters up here so get ready to fight though uh where did you go did you go yeah I went up oh I see you I see you I’ve become better at seeing your name tag that’s good hey we’re here the

Grass yeah right here oh there’s the house nice ha oh creepers get [ __ ] oh my God the the song of battle sings in my veins oh that’s cool oh man it is great going up this like Machu Pichu ass Hill to to the Cherry Blossom house is really cool you

Don’t think we need a stair or something staircase I was just thinking that yeah let’s do that you want to work on that uh tomorrow yeah hell yeah you could do that or you could uh start the farm uh I could do the staircase you do the farm

Okay uh with your input I would watch your for the staircase because we’ll do like I was I’m thinking no railings no no hand railings yeah no hand railings we’ll make it out of stone like Cobblestone Cobblestone yeah Cobblestone is ugly you want just like gray gray stone no uh cute what about

Oak what about pink pink wood yeah you do pink wood is that your first choice yes what’s you got then obviously I will do that for You we got so many uh uh pups and kits and and BBs there nice buddies nice buddies all right uh the glowberries put the bones all the seeds for my farm how do I dye stuff what color do you want it to be black probably black no you need the ink

SA or what about gray gray what um shade of gray dark or light oh uh I guess dark dark gray no wonder you put the white dye with the black gray oh okay okay but I don’t know can I use gunpowder to make gray Dy no that’s cool g pattern what no it

Doesn’t work okay uh uh uh I’ll take blue or green or black or gray I have the black Dy uh [ __ ] can I have it yeah thank you yeah I’ll give it to you gracias gracias oh but my inventory is a full I I will put this in the

Chest there you go uh thank you thank you so much mhm and uh to make the B well first I must put this St what am I doing I’m looking B bed requires some gray wool I have gray wool yeah we got we got wool you don’t really need to die if you’re just doing gray because I have gray oh yeah you’re right I don’t need to die I can get the that back to you let me just see it is

Morning good morning it is morning I must make the farm time time for Farm yes it is very exciting I must make fences How does it go that this automatically I guess it’s let’s get for a start I’ll put the dye in in in the chest where you have like the glow ink

Sacks or where would you put the D um doesn’t matter to me okay wherever you want to put them yeah yeah I’ll put the D in this uh chest here with the insects sense get me out I need to put a chest here too break I put a crafting table in here

I’m going to take the string out of actually no that’s sense all right so this little area is right here is going to be my farm should I try to out make a food chest okay it’s going to have all all food both cooked and uncooked forgot to make a a gate

Ra is looking good thank you logic we have a pl we have a chest that’s just like plant chest it’s only plant plant matter yeah yeah yeah I I’m replacing some things seeds yes yes soon this will be very logical ah frick I don’t know if I want it to like

Be all flat or do I want a little bit Hill talking about your farm yeah can’t imagine why you’d want it flat or why you’d want it hilly well because it’s already hilly that’s why I don’t feel like leveling it out fair that way where did that go what the heck

I already have one victim Chanty golden apple raw mutton it’s goddamn mutton I’m sorry I know where that came from where is that mut mutton just it’s not from anything mutton just sounds uh foul mutton BL bloody rip off a bloody chug of mutton you ever eat mutton before no no

No it’s like a lamb something this is just sheep right sheep the lamb is lamb yeah lamb is lamb so true true come we don’t really eat sheep that much we eat land but we don’t eat the Sheep good question is the Sheep the mail or what the

All of them no lamb is baby sheep oh which is kind of [ __ ] up if you think about it sure is cuz lamb babies are so cute I don’t really like e l i I love lamb no tast sorry sorry it is just the way of the world the way of my world

Gate a couple GES all right order logic order on logic is being restored that’s good golden apples are not magic right it’s only Enchanted gold golden apples that are enchanted I think golden apples are pretty good they’re just good food I don’t think they’re mag I don’t know they’re only the enchanted gold

Maybe you can get some new axes this is a perfect rail system right here nice make a rail system all around the island so we could just go everywhere or around the mountain I mean that’ll be fun be into that very you’re very ambitious I don’t

I I don’t get these I don’t get these same Ambitions no I [ __ ] respect it you have the ways you have the ways ruber the inner you have the inner eye turning night time oh oh I I didn’t make the stairs I said I was gonna make the

Stairs I just well I did organize the chest and that so that’s I contributed yeah m Enchanted apples are way better chanted apples are what said chant Enchanted apples are better than the regular Golden Apple oh they’re just better okay okay I’ll put I’ll put in

The food chest then I had put it in like the sort of like trinket special trinket chest on the on the Assumption it was that it was magical oh but what I need to do is make a bed I don’t think I did that there already zombies in my [ __ ] Farm

No zombie in the bar zombie in the farm yeah there a little bit of zombies even a little bit of zombie it’s too much zombie I need to put torches down all right great bet oh spiders hey cool looking bed now nice spiders can go over the

Fence oh [ __ ] they can just climb it that’s crazy [ __ ] what is that noise Hello the farm oh no they’re outside my other farm that I was gonna make there’s a whole bunch in them okay I’m back what happened I went to the bathroom Oh I thought you went like in traffic or something I was like oh my god well you

Know I always put my fan on after a shower oh yeah so it’s uh just buzzing it should probably make some pasta fairly soon pasta probably another half hour but I could um I could play while making a pasta pasta time it is POS uh I have decided the next time I’m

A here who’s here the flying things ow okay okay where you at where you at I’m in the farm where’s the farm [ __ ] you [ __ ] is it near the back porest yeah it’s down the you got to go down the mine cart [ __ ] come here he’s trying to snipe me out of the

Air here he goes [ __ ] no I didn’t get him that time you didn’t use a mine cart no I didn’t I don’t know how I’ve never done it before ah I got him nice you got him good job why why would I waste time trying to

Figure that out let me teach you how to do it then thank you where’s the door right here did you just jump in uh yeah well yeah jump down the hill all right so you go in here and there’s a mine cart okay take out the

Mine cart well there’s only one in here so I’m going to have to come back MH you place it and then you click on it and then you kind of like press W to go forward a little bit and then it goes up nice nice but you need the power rails

To shoot it that’s awesome what’s up zombie zombie oh he’s here okay I hear the dinosaur again yep I saw him I see him you see him I don’t see him bled him yet he just hit me I blocked him oh [ __ ] there’s two there’s two or three oh [ __ ] I’m

Coming I don’t know if you get anything for that I’m Coming oh my God there’s so many did your helmet break half I’m dead no damn they’re coming after to me oh [ __ ] oh no they’re going to kill me too holy [ __ ] that is a problem I’m in the jungle in the jungle yep what do you mean how are you

In the cuz you broke your bed oh and we didn’t sleep in it after you broke it holy [ __ ] oh no I can’t die cuz you broke my bed holy [ __ ] we have to sleep how the [ __ ] am I going to be able to sleep out here I got to make

Everything well you got to like come back to the house okay do you remember the way I didn’t even know where I am you should be near the the starter house [ __ ] no I I I don’t know which cardinal direction it’s I don’t even know I have no idea oh

No didn’t we sail didn’t we sail to the CH BL we went across a little little bit water and there’s no way that I could like make a new character right now and it would be oh no but then I’d lose all my [ __ ] yeah because if there’s a way

That I could spawn near you but I lose all my [ __ ] cuz this is not the spawn point dude that was crazy see now I I respawned my point okay I’m good okay but uh you didn’t respawn your point sure didn’t so you had to come back I don’t

Know okay all right where are you in relation to Sun we need coordinate I what’s the button to press to do the coordinates to look at coordinates I have some Phantom membrane from that killed them all coordinates coordinates I don’t see a button for the coordinates yeah it’s a secret button

Uh oh that’s not it it’s not f11 I forget what it is though I don’t want to press like random buttons and like exit out my game maybe you can look up what the button is I’m trying well it’s morning F3 is it F3 oh yes it is all right here we go Where are the coordinates oh I see XY XYZ yeah yeah what are yours so X is 95146 y is 108. z and then Z is 925. 844 okay yeah what is the why what is the y y is up and down I think Y is like above ground

Underground okay so we’re above we’re I’m on top of a hill so I guess the Y doesn’t really matter the Y doesn’t matter so x x is say what x is again X is 92 952 278 just tell me don’t don’t worry about the point just tell me the the number

What is it 952 yeah what’s the other one uh negative 925 negative 925 all right so I need to go oh fell into the water all right well I’m glad to stay time all right so negative 925 and positive 952 yeah X is 952 X is 952

The other one is negative n 900 so you’re like 900 by 900 yeah I guess so okay sorry all those numbers were really confusing me I’m gonna try to meet you there okay I think I remember which way to go to get to the jungle biome I don’t want to get lost to

Though yeah well I have the coordinates so do skeletons not burn up in the light they do I found the old house I found the old house oh nice let me just finish my farm oh there’s nothing in the chest there should be a chest downstairs that in okay okay in the basement

B I don’t know if this is this CS all the way down not all the way down but a little bit down almost all the way down okay okay I think I might remember that let me see if it’s I’m think this is pretty deep J five once

Again uh I think I’m going to oh I found it just as I was about to give up I found it nice uh there’s not too much of use there’s just materials but I might as well take them there’s no iron in there there no plants there’s amethyst

There’s plants there’s plth this that’s cool yeah that is cool actually Spore Blossom couple arrows glowberries oh raw gold I got some gold oh nice do we need calite probably not yeah bazia should I just take all this [ __ ] yeah just take everything wait where did you die did I like get your

Stuff oh did you damn I don’t remember if I did uh I died pretty close to the house I was down on the slopes oh I was uh right next to the end of the minecart yeah I didn’t see anything when you died damn what did you have on you I mean

Weapons bow bows [ __ ] Armor Shield I wonder if the Menace like absorbs it if it kills you holy [ __ ] cuz I didn’t see anything when you died I didn’t crazy that doesn’t make any sense I had things I had such things I know all right well now I know about the

Bed things yeah we have to sleep at night yeah well we got to sleep after the bed is made yeah that your spawn point well yeah and yeah sleeping would definitely help Le we want to like Farm those membranes that it dropped I do want want

To fight them I would like some Revenge oh this time personal against the insomnia Madness demons yeah seriously all right I will uh try to get my coordinates 900 by negative 900 right yeah pretty much cool cool you’ll see it before you even get it’s kind of kind of a badass Palace

Yeah it’s pretty high up it’s glow high it’s it glows it’s uh flicky at night all right 900 by 900 yeah on0 five once again it enemies could probably just drop in though from here from the hill that would be annoying H it rain it rain never it doesn’t snow in Minecraft it

Does if you live in a snow biome oh I see itain why do it rain why do it rain give me pain oh we need to make some rope so I can Wrangle some beasts in here let me just throw we’re going to Wrangle yeah I’m a Wrangler oh

Yeah ain’t no Shang and wrangling I need to make more fence go the only thing I have in my hot bar is an egg so right now my weapon is an egg that’s the deadliest weapon that’s really not good that’s excellent that’s fine no that’s not good you better hurry up and

Get over here rain is five the rain yes I know love that that’s wrong man I must been so exciting to be in like New York in the early 90s like in the hip-hop scene that must have been like the most [ __ ] exciting [ __ ] early

90s you C you could tell that all rap is getting more sophisticated but you have no idea where the genre is going like you truly don’t know there must have been so much energy and then I could also Imagine the disappointment with the commercialization but but then you know

A lot of people stayed underground and just kept making great music for years so like whatever you get that prestige of being one of the few like real underground cats like that’s cool that’s cool too are they actually underground um are they underground I don’t know Bally under ground uh hopefully not for

Years um I feel like ASAP rock was always pretty underground what not ASAP Rocky he’s his thing oh my God ASAP claims he’s I I have heard that ASAP claims he’s never heard of ASAP rock oh sure sure sure yeah like I don’t believe that [ __ ] for a second that’s [ __ ] asap’s first

Album is like 2001 that’s crazy yeah yeah you kidding me you know you’ve heard of him uh I think he’s from Long Island I don’t know where he released most of Music he lives in Portland now actually oh yeah his first uh I haven’t heard music for earthworms much it’s not like on

Platforms I should probably listen to it actually but um uh his second two albums are [ __ ] awesome some of my favorite albums ever in hip-hop uh Labor Days and [ __ ] float float he’s like yeah the float starts with he’s like so I heard yall want to float and then the be comes

In I don’t know good [ __ ] city of garbage trying to reap the Harvest adaption is the trap in which the arst meets the forest it’s really good yeah oh [ __ ] spider no oh God you not back yet no oh my God far from it really yes oh

No I wonder what direction you’re oh I’m dead no what other stuff Stu that you had yeah I got blown up that was crazy uh I respawned at the old house I don’t know why but I’ll I’ll take it all right what are you gonna

Do uh I’ll try I’ll try to find the stuff but mostly I’m just going to keep going what else what else could I do I don’t know there is there is only one thing to do and that is to go to the new go towards the new house and hope that I

Find the stuff yeah I’m sorry I’m very sorry I did not anticipate I guess I guess I should have known better than to because it was safe relatively safe in that chest we could have gone and gotten it together yeah true it’s gold it wasn’t a

Lot of gold it was only like seven or something yeah sorry [ __ ] unforgiving as [ __ ] ah punish punishing oh now it’s night time this going to be tough yeah it is night time so many creepers around here don’t like the creepers no oh no hopefully I’m not

Oh I’m in the water running away from them I’ve gotten shot in the back twice but only twice okay oh I’m regaining health for some reason I don’t know why that’s good y oh God this is going to be tough at night well if I die we can just

Sleep why can’t you climb up on the shore I’m probably going to die No yeah I’m dead okie dokie all right uh you want to sleep yeah I just got to go back to the house all right I’m very sorry R oh no very confident I have to go and find you find my body oh I’ll find where I am now yeah

Maybe well I I can make it there it was just tough running through the woods without everybody shooting at me dance [ __ ] Forest you remember it never got out the forest uh well I got into some well I did with my first the first guy the guy who died and lost everything

Oh yeah he he made out of the forest good morning morning all right new day I’m just going to start the uh start the hot water for pasta fortunately I already washed all my dishes and [ __ ] let me write down the coordinates so I remember the cord Jordy the forge you like like you like Jordy Jordy yeah Jord the Forge from Star Trek oh yeah he’s cool yeah he’s cool still the fge you know what his do you remember what his rank was was this lieutenant it’s like Chief engineering or something

He was the smart engineer guy yes but I wonder what I forgot what his rank was that’s his rank all right just just smart his rank is smart yeah just smart smarticles SM smart about parles Barnacles smarticles Barnacles that’s what you think of intelligence you you have so little

Respect for intelligence you’ll just make up make fun of it yes being smarticles more than just Barnacles you got to have um got brain bra all right I’m G try to make this happen my water boils I’m coming for you okay thank you I you do yes I know they way that’s

Awesome well my compass tells me where to spawn is so oh that’s good have to follow the compass but don’t tell me how to get back though all right oh my trees are growing over here nice all right I’m go for 900 by9 100 oh yeah this was [ __ ] impossible

Ton night especially with the uh with all the information up all the white text was totally [ __ ] possible is it possible my body is still there I don’t know I don’t even I don’t know where you died oh you know I might have been close to here actually maybe when you sleep it

Disappears I don’t know that would make sense but I am hoping that it’s not so yeah I was it like uh I was it like 500 by 300 or something 500 by 300 yeah I start in essentially the middle of the map you See so I’m just going diagonal there’s doggies here they killed the Sheep doggy no I don’t have any bones for you sorry all right I’m assume that Z is east west and so I am going Northeast how wonderful how wonderful to know Northeast sounds much better than

XZ positive X holy [ __ ] there’s a giant RI over here Jesus Jesus Christ oh [ __ ] where you found a new a new Ravine to go into it’s so big might be is it a ravine or is it a rift a dimensional Rift it looks it’s so big it might be a dimensional

Rift holy [ __ ] it’s 15 minutes IRL minutes then disappear oh okay so you might be able to find it okay all right know exactly where you died do you remember exactly where you died I don’t but I think it was something like 300 by 500 do you

Remember what it looks like around what kind of trees yeah I went into uh I guess probably jungly no I don’t think it was Birch I think it was jungly trees actually oh was jungle trees I’m coming up on some jungle trees here all right right now I’m like 300 by

300 uh I went into like a little cave like I fell into oh do this 400 380 420 380 right now okay so may have to go this way yeah I went into like a little cave and I died in there nope this

Way you went to a cave yeah I did I like fell into a cave small a very small cave that was I fell downward into like a small cave okay oh maybe oh could it have been among the bird trees it was dark it was dark and raining a melon oh there’s a

Little hole right here I don’t see anything actually it’s pretty big hole could it have been Birch it kind of is a little new adventure can I eat this raw no sad you hungry uh just a little bit I have full health but yeah a little hungry what are

Your coordinates right now uh four 500 by 400 okay I’m at 300 300 what the [ __ ] did I pass you um did you cross the river the sand bridge and then go up the mountain I did I did cross the little Sandbridge I yeah I did cross the Sand I

Guess I went up oh [ __ ] this you went up the mountains um to the to the Big River I’m in the Birch Forest I’m in the bir bir okay okay okay I have to go backwards then I’m just not sure well I’m not even sure if this is where I want to be

Looking I cuz uh TBH I can’t remember if it was 300 by 500 or 500 by 300 and that’s kind of I’m just GNA wait for you in the Birch Forest because I got to put the sausages on now okay that’s right find you thank you sorry thank you and I’m

Sorry lost all my oh and you you didn’t even find my armor and weapons and stuff did you no it’s all good all that shit’s gone I can’t believe it I lost everything yeah you did how the [ __ ] did that happen the first one I don’t know honestly I do not understand

That what is this world B what is this world we live in I don’t know as Eminem said I don’t know why this world keeps turning that’s kind of noise song is that is that a real song actually maybe that’s an one yeah I think that’s off some [ __ ]

LP there’s a bu he’s just like he a his singing voice is annoying Sor what were we saying I S some Wolfies I can’t find you in the Birch though okay I’m sorry I I’ll tell you my exact coordinates uh I am uh 400 450 by 370

450 yeah 450 okay I need I need about 350 oh [ __ ] it’s a very unfortunate tale of loss so much just lost all my [ __ ] fortunately none of it was super valuable but you know seven gold is good amethyst oh that amethyst right oh the amethyst 4506 so very sorry yeah 446 by

367 367 y y lava the Lava Pits right there how do I even do this both of the numbers keep changing gotta I mean just you know just think that um x x is positive X is north and positive Z is east and then just go northeast or whatever whatever Direction Sun’s going

Down Sun’s going down might be on oh [ __ ] that’s true you’re gonna die again oh man I’m gonna [ __ ] die again musroom bi yep pretty pretty unforgiving like valim yep damn I’m very far away from you now I’m sorry don’t understand save save yourself okay I’m going back on hopefully I’ll

Die soon I got nothing to lose I’m sorry that’s that’s super morbid oh man well at least I found the the old house for some shelter yeah that’s true uh oh I already see skeletons I ain’t a fear of no zombies or I almost said Zealot the zombies or skeletons I ain’t a

Feared someone tells you that they ain’t a feared you should probably be a fear of them no of like like having them like try to protect you oh [ __ ] like if you say I ain’t a fear you’re probably like like low level as [ __ ] don’t be a feared they say that sometimes about

Geralt don’t let him catch his breath oh man they say funny [ __ ] that game I’m surprised you’re not dead yet me yeah I haven’t even gotten hit once I haven’t heard any uh any monsters either I’m just [ __ ] washing washing some [ __ ] completely neglecting my duties for the

Pasta once again I’m a faithful servant of the crown queen briy of course serve the queen uh well I’m not good at it but I am definitely I’m a squire at least baby zie ah BR you would at least you would at least acknowledge that I’m a loyal

Subject if not a hardworking one yeah I guess so I’m loyal to the Crown I defend the crown as much as I am able it’s true best of my limited abilities should bought more pasta tra show I have I have enough pasta for tonight certainly but not as much as I thought I

Did I have enough for two nights so this third sausage will probably do a different cuse a nice music all my plates are green green all my plates are green and all my bowls are blue whoa I have two I have two green plates of one type and

Two green plates of another type and I have three good job you’re good at this I made it you’re good at traveling you’re a woman of the world very well traveler what are your top travel destinations am am I real life am I real life um

Huh I don’t know I don’t really go anywhere well yeah but I we have plans and Ambitions yeah yeah so where where would you like to go everywhere that is TR I’m sure true but also a a non-specific and dissatisfying answer what I’m dissatisfied by it’s all right I want to go

Everywhere too it’s okay well yeah I mean I I I wish we could get a little more specific right now but if you are not feeling that conversation may not have to have it I would like to go to uh like subsaharan Africa at some point really yeah I really want to

Go if there’s like a safe place I’m sure there is there definitely are I’m sure they it’s true that I do want to be out like the boonies and I don’t know how safe that can be like I’m sure there’s cities that are reasonably safe as long as you follow certain guidelines but

Yeah let’s figure it out plus like the vaccinations and [ __ ] that’s crazy I would I would be kind of disappointed if I go my whole life without ever being in Africa really want to experience it all right I’m gonna die now time to die rip oh there he goes

He’s dead all we might as well go to sleep okay um yeah what do you say ah B what the [ __ ] chill yeah I’m going to need at least eight minutes probably to finish this possible so there’s no point in starting the journey now maybe there is some my shit’s

Cooking it’s not really that bad of a journey no it’s not if you know where to go if you know where to go that’s true oh what the [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of here right going Northeast I don’t know why this world I I should relisten to that song

It might it might be good I don’t want this like th those two albums are are that’s the Eminem that I like do you like the real some shady you like that song that’s how it go that is how it goes bless you oh thank

You Nez um do you like it you like the real shading yeah that’s a good song oh yeah uh Aon and I Aaron Clark and I often argue about Eminem because he says Eminem is not good and is just like an immature caricature of himself and I say

No he actually is a very good rapper and so we watched the real St Shady music video and uh I was surp I was very surprised that it did not change his mind I thought like oh he hasn’t seen in a while this is some good ass [ __ ]

Early 2000s like real hip hop and then yeah he just wasn’t moved at all damn I think he just grew up with like a lot of annoying white boys in in Texas in like rural Texas who love Texas yeah Clark’s from Texas oh he’s from outside Austin

So he spent like his uh his early adult life in Austin oh or like late like Teenage his teenage years in Austin I think I think is the most accurate and Austin uh Austin seems cool had that one had a had one night there uh I visited SE for like four days or

Something when he was living in Texas and uh yeah we uh he was living near Houston but we we went to Austin one night and it was cool that was where that that dude was who puts like the light bulb in his mouth you know and it lights up

Yeah s about that oh Magic that’s so magical the lightning wizard yeah I called I called him a lightning wizard to his face which I thought was probably something he doesn’t hear a lot and I don’t even want to think about what he what he mostly hears I don’t know I’m sure people

Aren’t rude to his face but like I just the whole thing just seems so weird and expectative F time I like the the the fake ican what what what did you say the lightning that’s what he was that’s his theme song the Lord of lightning oh should have called him that damn hell

Yeah oh [ __ ] is that a [ __ ] water zombie do they not on sunlight I heard a weird iard a gurgling sound I’m not even turning around to look at it though yeah don’t even don’t even acknowledge it just pretend it doesn’t exist I done all right I’m at uh [ __ ] I’m at 180

By 240 one byyyy Rick and Morty does anybody watch that show anymore oh Fu uh I would like to rewatch it yeah yeah I I don’t think I’ve seen all of it anyway I don’t know if it stays good but it was I thought extremely good so

Funny uh remember the Rick and Morty days you fan I guess a little bit I was only a little bit like the first season yeah first season was awesome I don’t really remember much else yeah I don’t really remember the second season I thought the pickle Rick episode was good it was just

Like psycho analysis it was [ __ ] awesome oh it just went too far the that episode went too far no the pickle Rick [ __ ] went too far it just it just was too much everything was pickle everything was pickle Rick Oh you mean oh you’re just saying people start talking about pickle Rick

All the time yeah and they made like so much like merch and like it was just like no that it was like bro it’s not that funny Jesus [ __ ] great uh oh [ __ ] this zombie just [ __ ] speared me I’m not sure if I’m going to survive oh that’s a

Trit y I’m dead yep that’s [ __ ] crazy it was H because it’s because of the rain the rain uh allows them to survive because the sun’s not out right what are you I I think the rain yeah [ __ ] with it like makes the enemy some come out

Yeah it sucks are you Journey towards the the old house no what you up to going back to the farm oh smart I will I will try to Journey I’m hoping that it’ll work all right it’s almost about some time yeah people went crazy with it but

You know people go crazy with I mean like that’s not the worst instance of them ruining something like they R they ruined the [ __ ] out of cowboy bbop with the Netflix thing but I still love cowboy bbop Oh you know like the fans ruin pickle

Rick no it’s it’s not but like fans or like Studios or something can like ruin something in a way but I’m still into it like I still like that episode do you actually watch the live action uh I watched a few minutes of the first

Episode I didn’t watch it at all yeah it was uh it was enough to root it it was enough to to make me hate it I was like ah this is they just made it into a [ __ ] Netflix show it’s just a regular ass Netflix show now slightly bbop style but like not

Even me get my do we have any Wheat oh [ __ ] don’t do that nope don’t do that I think it’s time we blow the scene Okay you don’t have any meat do you not oh we do we do that get the we get the seeds let me see who I how do I make Rope Rope no rope what happened to the Rope to the Rope I know we had rope could but we don’t I need rope to

Wrangle rope to Wrangle how you expect me to Wrangle now any any rope can’t rangle with no no rope can’t Wrangle with out now no rope out out no rope tell me I’m wrong I know I’m right I mean technically oh God she come here yeah you like that wheat

Boy you like that wheat come here you’re going to be my first sheepy hey what matter with you you don’t like your wheat you like that you don’t like that wheat come on now do not like the wheat I like wheat I like bread I like bread so much that I would

Eat just plain wheat seeds like a sh you know I would why I’m hungry come on in sheepy come on in come on in you want this you want this wheat you want this wheat too bad you ain’t getting no wheat bit what damn that was cold

Bri we got to find you a girlfriend then you can eat the wheat oh we going to you going to produce some sheep y sheep breeding yep I’m a sheep breeder bre b b re e e b bre yeah bber they do spin sometimes when they

See the weeds all right come on now come on now come on now come on now they spin they like jump and spin in the air sometimes I do a little spin nice oh no all right come on going to get down here killing these [ __ ] sheep come on

Come on don’t die don’t die don’t die don’t die yeah oh all right we’re good we’re good I got a cow too [ __ ] we need that beef yeah we need that milk oh come on in come on in one at a time one at a time hey one at a time I

Like how you’re Rancher breing now got the Rancher accent let’s go come on come on now now you see folks when Bri gets in her Ranch and she she gets a little bit she gets a little country you she was a [ __ ] girl but when she get

What about you where you going where you going come on down I got some wheat for you now you see Bri very careful to maintain order and discipline amongst the move move let him in let them in let him in all right all right all right

Come on come on now all right you want she is she t to the sheep that quite resolve that she to make babies big babies yeah care SC carefully uh facilitates the breeding I only have one cow I need another cow to make more cows dang it we

Got a lot of sheep now that’s pretty good oh yeah hopefully they like their house I like ships I like ship you like ships ship yeah I like a ship what’s have to like they’re they’re nice buddies they go B I like ships too ships are pretty

Good not a uh animal view is traditionally cute but dog on it I think they’re cuter in hell who said they’re not cute I well I mean not traditionally Brown sheep the legendary Brown sheep very rare very rare in a wild oh [ __ ] night time though

Yeah there’s a couple of zombies I’m I can help you sleep okay I’m just going to kill these zombies first nice no what there’s a super rare pink sheep oh I’ve only found it once in my lifetime super will it breed will it reproduce its uh Pink

Trait maybe I don’t know if you have to mix it with a white one and it’ll just be a I don’t know I don’t know I assume if you mix it with the right white one you got to get double pink but that’s like impossible yeah that that

Would be impossible thing you could D to sheep you could die to sheep wolf so if I put pink to a sheep then it’s pink pink forever it’s baby will be pink yeah that’s [ __ ] hilarious or maybe that’s actually how uh selective breeding Works yes I’m a selected Breer

Go I would like to own a sheep in my life you want to have land do you want to have land and some ships yeah I’m going to dye in different colors well uh chicks no you can’t really dye chickens so can you dye feathers the parrots oh yeah parrot there you

Go now I got an achievement called the parrots in the bats oh for what I guess it’s like the birds and the bees but the parrots in that no that’s kind of funny even though there is bees in this game I guess there’s no bird except for the parot I

Sleep ah yes I I too it just m oh it is time to breed time to find some cows try to make it to you again how many times have you died already too many oh my God that’s not a good start a creeper just blew me down to

Heal that’s a great start honestly TBH I see a creeper where creepers are no oh another creeper all right oh frick [ __ ] another Stupid Creeper here I need to make more wheat I already gave so much to the Sheep need to start my Wheat Farm I have wheat seeds Bri I

Have one wheat seeds it’s my only weapon everyone has to start somewhere all right let me get this legendary Brown sheep though H yeah and I need that cow too nice little hole here hello animals I have the weeds I know you like the weeds come come come come this

Way we got to get the breed what oh [ __ ] can you eat sheep yeah eat the mutton cow come on cow we waiting on you C let’s go oh [ __ ] there’s a spider everyone look out [ __ ] all right we’re good come on back C all right I’m coming sheep sheep sheep sheep

Sheep sheep sheep sheep sheep sheep sheep sheep come with me we lost the Sheep but [ __ ] that sheep I guess come down here yep yep good good good good good come on down come on down no come on come on cow cow let’s go we’re so close nope let him through let him

Through come on you idiots you guys are [ __ ] dumb one at a time cow first okay you want to come in make a space go go oh no no there too much there’s too much okay good hey you come in come in come in [ __ ] come

In you must impose your will you must restore order trying but now there’s a crowd look look look don’t tell the other ones I have this come in come in come in come in move one at a time oh my God oh my God oh they’re

In yes I have them I want the cows to breed though give it to the cow and then come over here this cow cow why would he take it oh maybe because I fed him already before dang it all right [ __ ] it you guys suck he was full he didn’t want another

Wheat double gate could do a double gate I guess what’s double gate just two Gates next to each other oh there’s so much sheep around here there some cows over there Come on come on come on you dumb ass cow let’s go yep yep I know I know hello they should do oh there there is a mushroom cow that’s like a really rare biome though Mushroom Cow Island actually it is cow made out of mushrooms yes weird

All right make way make way let the cows through all right good I only have one wheat so I’m not giving it to you because you can’t reproduce off of one wheat so too bad see if we get some pigs yeah we like pigs the pigs are only

Good for actually you could put put a saddle on a pig and if you get carrot a carrot on the string then it’ll fall carrot on the string that’s so funny I don’t think want carrot right yeah you want you want a carrot yeah you want the carrot come on

Pig yes we have Pig come on piggy boy come on now come on piggy Boy peek peek peek peek he’s a big peig come on get in the pen hey I saw you cow I saw you trying to leave [ __ ] look what I have I have wheat I have weat coming coming in more in in the middle more so you don’t go too close to the

Door so cow like wheat seeds and pib like carrot cows only like wheat nice chickens like the seeds oh cow’s like just straight up like wheat like shooked shooked wheat or whatever delicious more sheep over here boo hello cow come on down I would offer you to

Bring I would offer to bring you the scow but I feel like with my inability to even bring myself there I won’t even bother that’s although I am I’m doing pretty good I’m at 4 480 um 480 by 6:30 do you see the cherry blossoms yet

Uh no I don’t know if you’re going like the fastest way you can go probably not like I feel like I could get there like in a day yeah I mean day’s not over yet it’s almost is Sun’s going down right now fair you just have to remember the

Landmarks fair I I don’t know cuz what happens is I go in the direction and then I immediately just like confronted with big mountains and I don’t know where else to go so I just kind of like scale the mountains just go up and down couple mountains stop it

Sheep I think I could probably get there I mean you know 520 by 800 come on come on come on hey hey hey hey hey hey come on come on come on come come yes why are you sheep so hungry I have a pretty good amount of sheep

Now oh I I think I see it I think I see the house nice or maybe that’s maybe it’s a different cherry blossom M but I definitely see some cherry blossoms a mountain with cherry blossoms on maybe it’s just like the other one sugar for cake

Now I already made a cake do you see it on my T killed them all in Minecraft not yet we have to breed them more then we start killing them the Sheep uh not really the sheep or the cows oh I’m going make it hurry see if I can find

You direction are you in coming from I’m coming from the West the East I think I see it I think I see it where are you H are I approach oh God I see creepers spawning I’m gonna make it hurry Run I’m gonna live live live I’ve only I made that staircase never made the staircase she does ah there you are hello here I lost everything this way this way this way okay okay you’re going the wrong way I lost everything B no you’re going the

Wrong way okay okay okay you don’t even know where the front door is got confused all right made I made it oh bed bed d oh my God B that was terrible it was fun it was fun but I’m really start lost everything all that [ __ ] amethyst we’ll get more y my

Amethyst my amethyst I shouldn’t have thought that I could do it I’m trying to find you some wor well what would you like to do well now I have to make my wheat farm that’s good cuz we need that wheat is important take the melon seeds take the pumpkin seeds the Beet bird

Seeds the wheat seeds why is there eggs here like I’ll hatch all the eggs actually there we go I’m going to hatch some chicken eggs um seeds I don’t know if I could grow the cocoa beans yes the cake is on the table right next to the mushroom very good I need a

Hoe I use the gold the ho curse of Vanishing you know what I’ll just make I’ll just make a hoe I don’t want to use a cursed hoe I make two actually because I feel I’m G be doing a lot here do we have any more dirt oh some dirt here yeah yeah yeah that’s right okay oh let me put the iron back with what the [ __ ] I took some iron I’m going to remake myself some [ __ ] I’m I’m again

I’m very sorry okay I will repent it happen sometimes you just die and you yeah didn’t sleep in your bed so you just respawn at the spawning Point never good though I got I got it now I know it especially not with other people’s [ __ ] yeah defin not

Not get my tea but it’s on my other desk so far away oh no all right so I’m going to make the wheat farm near the water means you have to go through the farm to actually go to the weak Farm hello my animals how are you today should have got some

Torches what’s going on here oh cave with some lava it’s even you’re lurking so much the heck lurking lurk there’s lurkers oh [ __ ] should I make an iron axe um are you going to chop some wood I mean you think I think I should no we don’t we’re pretty good on

Wood right now I think yeah bye I need dirt dirt all right I got the basics which is I got sword shield pickaxe I guess I’ll get some food I’m glad I didn’t take more more fish than I did now only took like H 20 fish 20 fish I

Know well I probably didn’t have that much left but still all right Bri I’m C it out that’s good I’ll try not to let that one happen again a long journey mhm and that was fun yeah it’s just you don’t want be the guy who loses it all

I hear some kind of creepy monster really yeah thought I do I thought I in the house I think I do near the house yeah I hear I’m in the house and I hear it the heck mhm does it sound like kind like a zombie um gurgling

Growling I don’t think there’s a z no not like a zombie not like a zombie it’s gurgling zombies go oh it sounds like a like a moner a hello horse yes there’s a horse near us buddy it’s one of those nice spotted ones M there’s a black sheep over

There I kind of want to get that black sheep okay what can I help with uh I need some Dart Dart I’ll dig you Dart should I just use my fist yeah do we have shovels that’d be better it be faster okay I’m going to do

It I’ll do it away from the house right yeah come here I don’t need you guys anyway oh yeah you’re right this is super fast it’s a drowned zombie how’s there a drown zombie in our house huh doesn’t make any sense how many DST do you think you need in a few hundred No maybe maybe 100 oh oh it’s night time night time me get some CHS night time chicks yeah his name is nighttime chicken chicken assassin who’s like the lord of the night it’s like maima I know this guy this chicken rules the night night time

Chicken okay B I have more than a 100 Door oh someone wants to scrap you want to fight zombies the F taking the drain back oh nice hello right I’m coming home okay I just want justes were you wanting to sleep okay oh man it’s so lovely coming up Hill

Drink have to get up oh no so Hard ow ow what’s wrong my hair I keep sitting on it I know I never have that problem okay time to sleep okay I’m back welcome back oh my God that was so diated now I put the dirt I put the dirt in the chest with the dirt 18 DT oh there we

Go I take it Go just wna go there’s an Enderman here oh yeah yeah should we fight him yeah you want to fight him sure oh where’d he go teleported you heard us talking about him [ __ ] I don’t see him oh there he is see if I can find him by myself um

Where are you I went down to the farm and then I went oh [ __ ] I lost him again he’s a sneak or dang it end still looking for him yeah he’s gone he disappear did oh [ __ ] I will try your mind cart cart of the mind ha awesome aome wow so

Cool yay that’s so awesome God there horse on the track and you just hit it to break it you hit it with your sword to break it oh I hit it with a pickaxe oh co my car with chest EG can you join no you can’t join this is a private um Billy Hall I know if he’s got the credentials Billy Hall he’s a hall monitor are you a hall monitor I’ve never had Hall monitors in my school did you have a hall monitor I don’t think so

Exist or was that just made it for TV for TV yeah I myself have never seen a home monitor yeah me too doesn’t make like but when’s that kid go to class if he’s in the Halls all the time when people are in class what like how is he

The hall mod excuse from class you think you’re too good for class doesn’t make any sense I got Discord okay doesn’t mean nothing oh this guys trying to play with us yeah some people very asked like make a public server but like no good I just want peaceful Minecraft I

Yeah I don’t typically want to play with a bunch of strangers yeah like ah friend let’s uh do a fun activity together with my friend not likely let’s just invite everybody All right got your dirt your mes got retracted you [ __ ] uh how can I help you um I think I’m pretty good maybe some more dirt no problem trying to make a really big big farm oh yes don’t do plig you’ll just get grieved yeah I know I’m not I know

That’s good advice well said you’ll just grieve you yeah you just sh that just saying you’ll just grieve basically what that is how many people can be on your server I don’t know a lot well it’s not really it’s just a realm it’s not really like a Minecraft server I think that’s

Different to have a server than like just a regular realm a Minecraft realm I don’t know who serves the servers that’s a good question who Ser Who services the servers that’s splur on a server that was the way to do it back in the day you had to get

Server I don’t know you just like bought it from somewhere I don’t really know how to do it I wonder what Billy said to I wonder what I wonder what he said oh L I’ll never know [ __ ] you [ __ ] are you mad bro oh [ __ ] I forgot I had to plow the

Dirt you must plow before you plant the seeds yes wise wisdom I have 100 more dirt is that enough you want a couple couple hundred that’s good okay ah so nice and smooth what the ride down it’s just a game oh yeah I’m uh I went up the mountain face actually

I should I I should make that staircase now oh yeah the staircase forgot about that I make it on the opposite side of the um where the front door is I guess like on that side that makes sense that makes sense plow plow SE I’m a real farmer he you

Are I’m a Minecraft farmer well you said that was so like you’re like well I know I’m not a real F it’s honestly more difficult to be a Minecraft farmer you know what you’re right I’m glad somebody finally said it these real Farmers man they they talk

All the [ __ ] about oh we work so hard we have to get up really early in the morning and like don’t really get time off but you know who really has it rough you Minecraft Farmers yeah well you specifically you have the you have it the hardest oh just me yep or all

Right I have the pink wood try to make you a lovely pink staircase do you know how to make a staircase out of the wood oh right right right I forgot i’ be to do that I was just going to make blocks I was going to put blocks down no that’s

Not it’s not going to flow good you still have to jump if you do it with the stairs then you don’t have to jump you just walk much better much better that’s the whole point stairs is not jumping anymore something’s going down time for the farmer to go to sleep

But we had a long day of farming do do you want to sleep yeah okay IC I can’t be expected to farm all day and all night that’s true actually you will get hallucinations I’m coming oh [ __ ] it’s crazy the thing that if you give yourself psychosis got like demons

Real demons coming find you like in real life well that’d be crazy they do come out the demons do come out if you don’t sleep they really do yeah I’d be crazy if like having any kind of psychosis attracts demons so if you like indu psychosis with like um meth or

Something that you actually get like persecuted by demons but do that just to see the demons you’re just like I wonder what my demons look like so you just dud like don’t sleep you just see what recommend that sounds like a real bad idea just to see what kinds of demons

Come out of your brain and you like oh those are pretty cool and then you just all right I’m ready go to sleep well if one of them decides they want to [ __ ] with you then you’re you’re you’re GNA regret it and he was like oh no now I can’t sleep because the

Demons now I’m stuck like this forever I need your opinion on something so the front door you know if you walk out the front door there’s like this lovely I need more dirt you know there’s a couple lovely teers with flowers I want to keep those so I want to make the

Staircase like a little way just down the down the way like sort of the front of the Hill a little dip I feel like it be perfect so it’ll be like kind of far away from the house you okay with that far away from the house not not

Really far away you just like walk across cross the lawn and then you’re the stairs I guess I mean you want the stairs leading right up to the front door no because there’s no like way to go down at the front door right well not a little bit there is but

It’d be easier if I went the other way if I went like not not the direction that the door faces but like perpendicular to the like like exit the door and then make a right and go straight down I make it easier that I make sure the stairs are closer to the

More dirt do you want more dirt oh do I yes I do oh I need you oh that’s not going to work that’s just one dirt mhm here’s more thank you no problem so what do you want to want to make the stairs start yeah like this way

Yeah that’s good okay seems makes a little more hello you want to go in my farm jingle bells jingle bells is a bee still in here uh I don’t know it’s like a oh yeah the bee’s up there I see the bee this house is like a [ __ ] zoo

Nice yeah it is I love it actually cherry pressure plate do I want that like a floorboard um or just Cherry Cherry slab is that what I want no you want staircase well staircase and then slab slab for why do you need to slab I’ll show you I was thinking

Uh the staircase would lead into a little Cherry platform right at the right the front right in front of the door what do you think I guess or do you want to keep the the grass and the flowers you could have a little platform I guess

Well once I do this it’ll be permanent right because we won’t be able to put grass back no you could put grass back you can okay I’ll try it then see what it looks like it just it just comes back eventually the grass will come back nice

Um uh that doesn’t really work I wanted to oops oh I broke the door the door didn’t mean to oh broke the door again oh that makes sense I know where I broke the door the water’s being weird here I think I might have [ __ ] it a little

Bit got to get a bucket got to fix that h wood wood wood Wood Woody Woodly Woody wood you getting some good Minecrafting music no that’s Zelda music oh yeah I knew it sounded familiar you should play Zelda I know so good you should play time I I that could be the next game you play that’s not a bad point actually I

Could emulate so easily I think I probably have it on emulator yeah which one you use uh retro Arch that has Nintendo 64 mhm I think so that’s the one Zach gave me he gave it to you well you know install help me install on my computer oh so it’s on there right

Now yeah I think so oh uh making the staircase a little harder than I thought but I’m going to [ __ ] try to do it God I have to do a lot of digging really yeah right I mean you can’t do a natural stairing just like wherever it goes down just put the

Stairs well it is going down but there’s like a lot of uh lot of variation in the the landscape like it’s going generally down but there’s a lot of like plateaus I had to break a couple torches well should put them back cuz I don’t want enemies to spawn

That’s true there yes I will I will definitely put torches in fact I should probably line this whole thing with torches yeah that’s good idea my ho yeah this is this is a strange project oh God what are you doing to my Mountain I know I actually um it’s I’m

Committing to it but it’s definitely some amateur [ __ ] I’m going to make it work I’m going to make it viable it’ll be good to have like a a smooth convenient staircase I’m just not sure the right thing I had to lead right to the door is that what you were kind of

Thinking yeah I guess so fortunately I have a pickaxe pickaxe yeah got a dig oh should I use shovel oh my shovel I think broke Hello what are you up to um farming I need more dirt uh I will have a lot of dirt for you that’s good I have a lot right now if you want to come find me okay I’m coming I’m working you could see you can see what I have done motion oh true

You’re my children my C I guess since I don’t have a lot of torches up yet I’m probably in a fairly unsafe situation front door oh yeah that’s true oh what the [ __ ] are you doing I forgot this is what you wanted to do I mean how else would I

Make a staircase I mean just like wherever it goes down just put stairs and then like that it’ll be nice and cute oh Man this don’t look great I don’t like it I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know what I could have done differently I don’t like it oh I’m sorry I’m so sorry I didn’t I didn’t know how else to do it put it

Back how can I put it back put it back put all the dirt back just put it like how it was I guess on the other all right sorry oh it’s going to be like monsters are going to [ __ ] spotted here inside yeah oh Yeah and then never die um probably not oh man all right one of these days I’ll fill in this hole well don’t you have a lot of dirt you could just I do I Do now UPS trapped in there it’s all right I don’t do and what would you have done like once you get to like the edge like the the bottom of the mountain yeah but it kind of like drops at a certain point I could have just kept going and then you would have to make like a giant like structure I

Guess I don’t know I don’t know how you mean hold all fil filled in yay sorry about that that’s okay be better maybe went this way instead of that way we don’t really go that way guess not we kind of we kind of go that way more cuz the Cave’s over there mhm

H I have sand in my pocket what the hell it let me see the the stairs oh you want me to drop them yeah let me just experiment a little bit I don’t have that many I only have like 10 or something oh Jesus [ __ ] where’ you come

From ah oh I hit you I’m sorry no I didn’t take any damage oh good okay well here’s uh here’s my stairs all the bee got out I think like get rid of this little pie ah delicious soda soda yeah Trader Jo’s uh blueberry uh Blueberry

Lemon I don’t want it to look to like I don’t know fancy guess well if you don’t know [ __ ] I don’t know I just say like little staircases just sprinkled around you don’t more more dirt why is dirt such a hot kab right now kab yeah

Nice it is really good to mix up the English language like a Rugrat wood H Kam what like Rugrats uh pretending like they’re like businessmen oh yeah that was an early on episode i f remember that that’s a hot kab kab that’s right Lil that’s a hot commodity philli and L couple of

Badasses they were good characters they were like believable like fun unique characters two of them twins I barely knew twins existed before that show probably I didn’t know it was a thing what the heck this zombie has like a full leather armor on what the [ __ ]

Are you doing bro oh [ __ ] I don’t like that sniper man I gotta get out of the W I gotta get out of the [ __ ] Wilderness so I be walking around it’s not really a Wilderness this our property property oh the bee went why is the B

Leg going in there so much oh no he left oh B what’s going on with you B you don’t know [ __ ] I don’t know I use a door as a shield that’s funny get you really yeah I gotta wash some of this [ __ ] this hasn’t grown yet I don’t know why just like

Simple simple stairs we need to fill in that piece how did the cat fall down how did you get down here cat fell down yeah he fell off the furnace well cats are famously very L on feet so he’s probably fine I might need to go a dirt Journey where’s

My cats are cats are cool cats are awes often cooler than dogs the [ __ ] dogs dogs are often cuter but cats are often cooler see bubbles not cute but he’s cuter than he is cool yeah I guess so mhm see my dog a key he’s py he’s not he’s not cool cat

What the hecky he’s a cute he’s a cutie boy he’s a big fluffer he very fluffy I can’t take him seriously he’s just so funny and lovable no we’re not upgrading the dirt floor the dirt floor is staying dirt floor yeah I kind of like it just dusted just constantly raning pedals just

Dusted with pedals like does the pedals fall if we put like I just heard a [ __ ] earthquake in my house and I’m very scared oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that somebody knock over like a giant bookshelf or something no it just sounds like sh Something That Shook very aggressively uh

Huh should I investig the gate or not uh I really have no opinion on it because I don’t know what the sound was reasons to investigate would be if you think someone might need help I don’t know maybe I’ll go real quick and investigate some nobody fell or anything

Didn’t sound like leg of falling oh there’s another Brown sheep right there holy [ __ ] that’s super rare okay maybe they up the Rarity of brown sheep all right I’ll be right back okay for okay I’m back welcome back so okay yeah my mom said was the the washer machine which is kind of

Weird it was was machine exploded yeah I guess so weird just like was doing the most I guess was doing the most it was doing the most sometimes that’s all you can all we can ask is that you do the most not the washing machine though washing machine

Should probably do a little less than that yes you got to chill washer then I petted bod a little bit cuz he’s so cute oh bubble he is so cute how can you say no up pting him he’s so cute and he’s sleepy just a sleepy boy does his tongue

Hang out a lot when he’s sleepy no no he just has his ears back and he looks very cute I like that boy I want to spend more time hanging out with got come over my house I know I want to so far away so far away I like

Boo I do very much like having people in my life who have dogs and I don’t have to take care of one it’s the best I took him for a walk today well it’s nice taking walk because Alyssa is in Puerto Rico right now their boyfriend nice

But yeah take a dog for walk is nice it’s just hard living you know I I would not want to subject any any dog to my current apartment yeah it’s too small terrible like uh what’s her name’s got those two tiny dogs oh not for BoBo not for bie no he’s big

Boy he too Bak he’s very lazy though big and lazy yeah he’s lazy big and Lizzy okay I have successfully washed the things I can now help again I bless you oh my god hard sorry about that that one was different yeah never been to Puerto Rico I wouldn’t know how beautiful it

Is uh I went many years ago I was kid oh you did go yeah I remember it raining the whole time oh that sucks yeah what month did you go uh you know like March May or something may I mean I don’t know it was a long

Time ago I was you know that was I was not very aware of my like well how old are you you 10 or something I spent most of my childhood just pretending I was somewhere else so I don’t really I don’t have like distinct memories of much of

Anything even when you were somewhere else you still pretended that you were somewhere else no I just didn’t want to be like you know where I where where I was ever you know Dam you when you were 10 well if I was with my family for sure if

I was with my friends if I was with my friends definitely want to be right where I was like if it was it was like D and D night at Potter’s House or Jake or Jake’s house hell yeah game on but I was I was always pretending I was somewhere

Else with my family pretty much a yeah it’s fun it’s all right not not the not the worst fate was not being abused or anything oh man I do really like this bookshelf I I think I need I need one more block of bookshelf to make some paper to make a book yeah

Okay forget how paper maybe um the sugar canes whoa that’d be crazy Banner Pattern Pap yep paper or sugar cane you’re right good job good knowledge I should do a sugarcane farm too I think you just have to plant them on some sand and then they’ll grow some more sugar cane let’s see so a book book book book

Book do you know how much paper I need to make a book three I don’t know maybe you need some leather too actually oh that’s harder to find we have to kill some cows oh but we wait we can breed them first and then we can start slaughtering the

Slaughtering slaughtering I love the slaughtering too much Slaughter dig a hole I should turn down the brightest of everything What the heck sing it it’s a accessory Street song what is it dig a hole no it’s sing a it’s supposed say sing a song but I changed it to dig a hole oh that’s very wow that’s so crazy smart you’re so creative B goes faster sand okay you

Like I think I like it I when you were little I think I watched a little bit oh rather remember though I watch a lot of sesus the same sesus street sayone street that’s the FR version oh that is a very good show I think they have French Sesame

Street like they’re translated into French I hope so assass Street what’s the main song how’s that go I don’t know I thought I remember assass Street that’s all I remember I don’t remember that’s all I remember I remember Elmo’s song oh yeah yep how’ that go Elmo

Song he says Elmo song an Elmo song yeah and then he changed it to Elmo’s World when he had it own like spin-off show and they Elmo’s World not bad not bad kid you know Elmo you got potential the Grouch have his own song I bar remember that show I’m Grouch Land

Nice that mov we should watch ELO gr Grouch Land yeah hell yeah down spider oh Jesus Lord how do you know I was down here spider nobody’s supposed to know I’m down here are you down in the depths no not really found like a little cave when I

Just started oh there goes my shovel I was grinding for the Dirk I really like my room I love this Sakura little sakur where am I think I know where I am you’re just down in the depths no I actually went up a mountain and in a

Cave oh but I didn’t go that I didn’t go deep it wasn’t a deep it was like a hole more like a hole the cave I see I see out ah no the sunflowers the legendary Brown sheep ow [ __ ] oh no the cart moved by itself when I put it down happened

Sometimes ah you [ __ ] cuck let’s go let’s go let’s go Go W my C so fast is fast awesome I have lots of dirt I’m back nice welcome back I put some dirt in the chest already got five billion zillion trillion trillion dirt oh that’s how much dirt you got yeah you’re so wealthy in dirt I’m the dirt

Queen uh nice Queen of the dirt I found an emerald too Emerald uh yep whole bunch of dirt excuse me oh sorry right it is time yeah is it no time for me to finish my farm I get knocked down I get up again should sugar cane be in the food

Chest we can’t really eat the sugar cane all right I’ll put I’ll put it in like the trinkets chest the Trinkets and Furniture chest put in the plant chest I guess yeah that makes sense actually I forgot the bucket This mission is impossible no I’m uh What uh what can I do for you m I’m just finishing up the planting of the seedlings good and then I’ll be done to do something else nice good I could uh continue the staircase concept you were doing like not doing

What I did before but just building like a couple at the dips uh just like wherever there’s a dip yeah yeah do it I’m going to plant wait oh no I can’t plant the melon seeds here I feel like they need more room to grow oh D dink maybe I should make like

A little divider between the wheat and the uh the other Stuff sure about that yeah I need I need some wood I need some pink wood wood you need some wood wood wood it’s like wood but without the w oh man talking to to my style is awesome and the survey said bra came through and chopped off your [ __ ] head what the

Heck chopped off your head yes it’s [ __ ] 36 Chambers man I was just getting h a little hyped on that for a second you don’t need to react so strongly the music of the 1990s it’s the best song of the 90s Robin like number one number one song of the whole 90s yeah

Impossible genres too many genres we got to pick one just one I’m trying I’m thinking what’s a good 90 song we need some Britney spars I think Cal like a bomb might oh I think C like a bomb might have been in in the 90s I think uh battle lost Angeles was

1999 ra Against the Machine feel the [ __ ] blast that song [ __ ] rips I was just listening to that recently so that might be what’s on my mind but I’ll be walking C there’s a white hooded judge a syringe in a vein what I say what I say what I say

What what I say what I say what I say what squib what are you doing here squib get out of here yes the farm is coming together ah good so staircas oh definitely need some more make one more row here do I I guess two is good enough I feel like

Three is a little what nothing all right let me just put some more dirt here we go You ever listen to that one Paris skeleton song I I don’t think I’ve ever listened to her music she really only had one I don’t know if she had like a full album though or she only had that one song I don’t think uh she was much of a

Musician was she no she only had that one song that was popular that was like a little bit let started her whole thing no she really didn’t really pursue it after that she was like a one and done like that’s it but she did DJ for like a long time

She’s actually really popular DJ that’s interesting well she was you know always a party girl so you know be a DJ yeah why not that’s a fun thing to do yeah DJing is cool I like DJs DJ Frost Kerwin Fross huh the guy with the McDonald’s

Toys he’s a DJ okay the McNuggets that I got you know my nugget toys I had a a whole McNugget party uh well yes that I remember seeing you didn’t come to my McNugget party did I have Co no not yet not yet almost that day that’s actually

Today see if he would have came to my party instead he wouldn’t have gotten it oh true and I would have got McDonald’s oh that’s good I’m gonna I’m going to cut down some uh some cherry trees away from the house do you know which one I go to no I’ll show

You I actually replanted a bunch of trees there so they might have grown back by now oh just make sure you replant after you chop down it’s important I’m not sure how to do that where where were you you were at the farm I I think I see you yeah I’m

Coming go up where you Going to show you where the the trees are I yeah I thought I’d come to you and show me well it’s on the other side of the mountain not on this side we have to go on the other side all right yay yay it’s almost night time time to sleep

Sleep myed is it not night time yet hello oh hello oh that’s your bookcase why’ you put a cobblestone there why not Cobblestone are ugly just to fill in the space you want another bookcase to put there instead yeah that’s what I want oh why is there a chicken egg in here is

There a chicken in the House Chicken chick them in the house there is a chick them in the house he’s right there he’s on the tree you don’t like him chck him look at his little his little dirt face he laid an egg on my floor it’s a little unsanitary I guess

All right I speak not nice buddies in here though okay let’s see there’s a white hooded judge so yeah it could be um Cal like a bomb let me see if the Paris Hilton song was made in the 990s then it would be that but that’s that’s a meaningless statement that is that’s

Nothing what about Britney she’s good yeah battle Los Angeles was 1999 so it’s got Cal like a bomb it’s got sleep now on the fire uh 1990s uh well there’s DJ Shadow too how was my hair look C what about uh black star what was Black

Star most definit T quality 1998 okay so there’s uh uh respiration you ever heard that sound was like like the they say that’s like kind of like the chorus uh I show you that s it’s a little weird all right so go this way and the mountain is that mountain right

There oh cool perfect thank you it’s like diagonal I guess don’t get don’t fall in the rift okay there he goes he’s going that’s a tough question it’s it’s pretty much an impossible question I just feel like I hit my own ignorance as soon as I try to even try to even do

That 90s what was some like Visionary [ __ ] in the 90s like some [ __ ] hip hop jazz fusion [ __ ] is there any of that um doing [ __ ] like yeah like most death most death and qual yeah they have black star 98 I don’t think either of them had

Solo albums yet actually um black on both sides might have been the 90s it’s really good hip-hop albumes can Fade Into You by Ma star that is the song of the 90s right there all right say what I have no idea what that is someone told me to play a real game

In my chat this is a real game not only is this a real game honestly it’s not real game this is actually real life oh yeah you’re right we’re not actually playing a game yeah we’re not actually playing living our lives I’m actually doing my job right now I’m

Farming so yeah I’m I’m a professional wood cutter and a professional mercenary mercenary I fight uh I fight goblins or goblins IM go this is the valheim today we’re going to talk about goblins from the C to the wish go are real that would be so fun yes you mean fighting

Goblins yeah actually I watch this really [ __ ] up andai about goblins so maybe never mind yeah I don’t think you really want that oh God sometimes I think that I wish demons were real but then immediately I’m like no because even if I get to fight like 10 of them

What if the 11th one like [ __ ] kills my family yeah it’s pretty bad with all that as badass as demon hunting is like actually a lot better Bim is better we played yeah we play valim I would say valim is more suited to my taste but I

Would not say that it’s better it’s just it just has like we we didn’t stream valheim yeah that’s I mean that’s fair but like this game has a lot to it the valheim doesn’t have and like very flexible very like intive a lot of years

On it Minecraft got a lot of years on that’s true I needs some more content from the core to the Perimeter it’s growing already d can you you can’t Farm in valheim can you we were totally farming what are you talking about were oh the oh yeah carrot seeds hell yeah I remember now onions yeah hella farming beautiful beautiful farming system I loved it damn that was

So long well that was we played that like the beginning of this year I felt like it was so so far long ago yeah yeah time was [ __ ] for me I have no idea what’s going on wait what what do you mean time yeah no

Idea you had no idea what was going on no I just have no sense of time anymore dang is that what happens when you get old no no I just I just in particular just have like a weird relationship at time oh that’s Fine how cute my farm looks my farm looks so cute it is quite cute it’s quite do I need to put some lanterns so looks never mind yeah I didn’t want to I’m done I got a bunch of cherry logs can make them into planks planks plon

From the to the per though it’s not even 9s 9s 9s we should actually listen to some Kerwin Frost to see if he’s actually good I’m listen to frost that’s he’s just a DJ said said he was a DJ from the in the 90s no like now very

Interesting uh actually I think music for earthworms I think ASAP Rock first album was uh 1999 I heard that a long time but he was like one of the better lyricists like ever so that might that might be a contender for the best hip hop album slim EO what what someone trying

To recommend m m music what is it Snoop Dog by slime slime Z we’re talking about 9s is that 90s Snoop Dog I Snoop Dog was in the 90s but I have no idea what slim spell slime Zito s l i m e s i t o I don’t know

Okay okay I mean FR did he just like sample Snoop Dog and just like is that what that song is does have a song called Snoop Dog by time see don’t play it okay I don’t want to get copyright claim it is all it’s a it’s a 2023 album I don’t know

Slims you says slime I don’t know nothing about nothing this is not very good oh damn sorry I it you gota listen to the Moscow song listen to that 90s it might be 90s it might be 80s I’m not sure it’s so good though I listen to it a

Lot what’s phenology I think the roots I think the roots best work was after 2000 there do you want war is really good at but oh Things Fall Apart was 1999 oh no a little hurt oh because I don’t like his music yeah it’s okay everybody has different

Opinions about things I really like music that reminds me of like trap I don’t like that kind I don’t like that kind of side of Hip Hop oh I’m more like conscious boom traditional rap is even traditional rap is that a genre I would call it traditional rap I mean so

There’s like uh sort of like old school boombat hip hop where there’s like a sort of like a a relatively regular pattern of like kick and snare you could change it up a little bit but that’s like kind of Boom bat that’s like the origins The Golden Era yeah yeah that’s

True got got more got more modern the thing I like about boombap not isn’t necessarily the sort of like Cadence on the the kick and the snare but just like their use of samples like sampling like soul singers and Jazz and uh you know all kinds of instruments whereas like in

Most commercial rap and and trap too is just like kind of bad synth work and like not creative creative use of samples so I don’t like that I’m very I’m very biased hipop like definitely like a boom bat sort of chauvinist I like my boom bat boom

Bat yeah yeah best best 90s songs that I can think of are like sleeping down in the fire or uh [ __ ] calm like a bomb by Rage or like respiration by Black Star most def Tyler black star is the character on uh on uh Soul Leader yeah good [ __ ]

Oh yeah is that a reference no no it existed before uh yeah I know but is the Soul Eater character a reference to that shocking I mean black star was just like most St and tal Talib quali getting together in New York and just making rap albums like it doesn’t make sense that

Anime would but I don’t know maybe maybe you never know I mean they they certainly couldn’t copyright the words Black Star maybe they did but you could you can name a character whatever the [ __ ] you want I would think I don’t know you could probably could name your character Coca-Cola there are

Limits it’s time to come home yeah actually I thought thought I knew where the house was you got lost again you can’t see it any are I thought I could but now I’m wondering if maybe what I thought were torches were just like bright flowers I’m about to get to the top of

Another Mountain so hopefully it’ll be easier to see you can see oh boy well hope you don’t die again not to cat is the best mixtape in Minecraft why we were so lucky that we got it uh oh oh there’s a witch oh you’re [ __ ] don’t go towards the witch oh I’m dead

No supery all right well want to sleep no oh God you see my bald spot that’s embarrassing I sleep yeah I’m sleeping all right oh all right where did you die exactly where the [ __ ] did I die I died I was like on were you on our mountain or were you

I thought I was on our Mountain but as I got up I I became unsure holy [ __ ] it had like flowers on it I might have gone to the wrong Mountain all right let’s go retrace our steps all right we’re going there like I again I thought I saw torch

Light but maybe what I thought was torch light was not torch light we had the coordinates too oh that’s true could could have used the coordin the Cordis the Cordis yeah cordinates Cordis Cordis for short oh God all right going up the mountain at D mountain now you went up the mountain

Which way did you go down the mountain where were you last I figured I figured I was going towards figured I was going this way towards the house but is there another wrong Mountain I could have gone towards like maybe yeah there’s one over there that mountain maybe it was that one there’s

Three mountains in this area all right I think it might yeah why don’t you look why don’t you look in One Direction I’ll look in the other okay I’ll look the other direction then this looks this looks really a this is a classic Minecraft song oh looks

Right you went that way uh I think so but I well not Know the witch the evil witching witch man not seeing anything hey all that iron again oh my God again you gota you got to know your surroundings yeah yeah I got to really be aware of my surroundings it’s hard at night but even so got to know which direction I’m

Going [ __ ] hell this is our our M yeah this is yeah this is easy we’re very very close to home back in the day when I used to die in the caves oh I used to Sprint down there like I went here and then I went here then I turned

Here then I went up here I don’t know how I just remembered everything my brain doesn’t quite quite work that way I can probably do a little better the Brains Brains braams can be doing braam stuff you you went up you went up this mountain I went up a mountain this is a

Steep was it steep because this mountain looks pretty steep I thought it wasn’t steep I thought it was our freaking but I guess if I no it couldn’t have been I would have seen it our Mountain’s not that tall I would have seen the torch light I

Would have been sure it must have it couldn’t have been it couldn’t have been our mountain is happening this mountain is very steep I don’t know if I was getting there I I don’t I don’t remember could I have I could have made it could have made High I could have

Made like a circle I could have just gone in a [ __ ] Circle that’s possible a circle what yeah gone a circle and gone back to the mountain that I was originally on I don’t know that seems unlikely even for me let me go up this not and see if I see

Anything you need a chapero no I just need to no you’re you’re right I just need to mark my mark the landmarks no uh no I’m going in relation to the landmark this is a really steep Mountain compared to our Mountain I was making progress I don’t

Think I was getting like stuck on a very steep wall like I am right now can’t be this it can’t be here oh my God Bunny can you get the bunnies with carrots that would be cool I think so so that’s the St careful don’t oh when you fall down no bunny I told you be careful oh bunny dead Yeah sorry bun I don’t like that that was so upsetting How Could my [ __ ] I’ve just gone to some random [ __ ] spot there’s the lava did you see the lava waterfall or no Lava fall no lava waterfall you didn’t see the lava waterfall okay well you go this

Way maybe it was on our Mountain but it was like a different side of the mountain or something feel free to inspect that one I I’ll stay here I’ll stay on this mountain where Mountain are you on I’m on the real steep no oh I’m on the real

Steep one I’m on the top of the real steep one looking down on the edges trying to find all right I I’ll look on our Mountain then okay I’ll try to make this last we are mountain we rabbit tonight boys got some good you ever eat rabbit before no I really I want

To I like to try the the meat of many different animals I like the differences between all the different Meats I see you running I like lamb I like beef I like uh chick chick I like I had cornish game head once that was hella good it’s different from

Chicken oh interesting I like I like all different fish I like swordfish and [ __ ] you know trout remember I had a rainbow trout that I liked a lot o that’s cute was like a rainbow crocodile one time nice yeah I had a fried alligator once I

Don’t know if it was real or maybe it was alligator I don’t know if it was crocodile because they’re like these little nugget things and I’m like that could just be anything like it tasted like a cross between shrimp and chicken chicken I I think I had one bite and I was like

Eh they told you it was alligator oh yeah we got in place in Florida it was like uh oh it was like this alligator animal reservation thing and you go on a boat and you look look at all the alligators in the water freaky yeah love that good times I want I want

To see some [ __ ] Gators sounds awesome sounds so awesome Gators are terrifying [ __ ] dragons not crocodiles probably I had that fried alligator was good they don’t have crocodiles in Florida no no they’re not native I think only alligators are native COC where Crocs yes I actually I got some Crocs for Chris

Oh wow I got some platform Crocs wow but I wanted the bigger the bigger platform but I got like the regular platform and I was like I’ll take it platforms I break my ankle if I got the bigger ones though just like fold ah yes you have to be you have to

Have great foot dexterity to make happened to me a couple times with some other shoes platform shoes yeah they were like platform sandals and my [ __ ] it did my ankles just gave out and I just like wow bre was it worth it no they were shitty for Forever 21

Shoes so they weren’t like good quality shoes so that’s probably why that happened no ank in general risk of like breaking out of your ankle is worth having yeah yes you feel tall and Powerful yeah I like being tall tall is fun I feel better when I’m tall I

Generally don’t feel tall but I don’t feel short that’s good I only feel short when I’m standing right next to someone who’s very tall yeah like I don’t feel short in relation to people who are six feet but I do feel short in relation to people who are Six5 I am sure I’m not that I guess I’m like normal height for a girl I don’t know a for uh I think of us woman said 44 54 54 I thought you said 44 I was like damn the tiny tiny woman tiny people ah

Bri I’m so sorry I think I lost my [ __ ] yeah it’s gone that’s [ __ ] all right here’s what I’m gonna do I’ll just make like a pickaxe and [ __ ] and then I’ll just mine for my own Iron next time we play oh you gonna get your own Iron IR

I’ll just I’ll find a tunnel I’ll do a very safe tunnel I’ll make my torches and while you do whatever you want I’ll just make some [ __ ] you’re gonna go down to the mines by yourself I mean I don’t want to make I guess we could go together but I just I

Wasted so much iron insane amount of iron so much iron a full suit of armor man come on oh God that’s your harder and IR that’s my iron right there I’m I’m down I’m down to call it for now yeah you want to call it yeah anyway I’m sorry I’ll try not to

Let this happen again I’ll try to orient myself to my surroundings oh all that wood Too uh yeah well I only got I only got 50 logs it’s not like insane amount but no that’s true that’s true I mean I did chop down some trees for nothing did you replant them no I don’t know how to do that oh you just take a sapling and you just

Place it on the ground next time that’s it sorry bro I’ll do better next time oh he’s gone I don’t want to disrespect the the Minecraft Minecraft world disrespect my world I disrespect I’m been disrespect your world this is my world my world what’s that Asian Smith what that Asian Smith I don’t

Know why you said that is my word winter sails off yep winter sale get your sales on got the notive how much is seu oh man sefue is oh it’s no never mind I got it for 40% off I could get the deluxe cosmetic pack for 250 what’s this

Cosmetics you guys spend money on Cosmetics let me see what they got oh damn that looks like old boy oh my god wow this game looks so Awesome I’ll probably really like this game just buy it you play as a woman all right we got the Bruce Lee gundo uh the Bruce Lee jumpsuit I really like that enforcer armor yeah so I guess it’s four outfits for 250 I don’t know if that’s worth

It it’s only four outfits they’re not that cool I like the enforcer armor but it doesn’t really makes sense for this story that you’re that I’m wearing like uh [ __ ] SWAT team combat armor yeah you’re like a martial arts dude and with it’s like Kung Fu drama it’s not like a [ __ ]

Zone well that was fun B I’m sorry I really try to do better next time it’s okay it’s okay lose a bunch of [ __ ] lose [ __ ]