Prismarina’s Minecraft Wedding Disaster! Craftmas Finale

Everyone’s getting ready for the wedding of my Dreams this is so surreal I’m so nervous everyone’s uh Gathering and doing their wonderful organizing things I don’t know I’m I’m in over my head really with knives as my Made of Honor and mousy officiating us this is going to be the best day of my life I’m so nervous and

So every everyone started Gathering I didn’t expect so many people to come I’m not going to lie it’s so gay what have wait M 2023 no for real the flower girls were absolutely magnificent I could just feel the love all around the Venue Thank you thank you you all look stunning today I’m so excited to see my future wives thank you knives for being my maid of honor thank you Mousie for doing this and for standing on that cake we’re going to eat oh oh I’m going to take my horse to the old

Yeah you you look beautiful you look beautiful beautiful and I’m crying my wives my wives my wife wow this is beautiful this is really just I have um flowers everyone’s in a group flowers I thought you I I only have one flower dearly gays beloved gays and shenko we are gathered here today

To join these three lovely people people in marriage it will be the best thropple to ever exist on the craftmas as yeah yay what else do I say um does anyone have vows like Chad GP ask for the vows like no no no no okay I’ll start

I’ll start with you Dave cuz you’re on my left side and I’m left-handed Okay so from the day I met you even before I met you actually I I just knew you were the one for me you’re just amazing and your eyes the color of your eyes is so unique

And beautiful and the hair you know your hair just shines lusciously and the volumes that you speak I just really admirable as someone that screams all the time I really appreciate someone that can match that energy and someone that can you know really just touch my

Touch my soul and I just know you just everything to me and than you for everything I love you f together and I love you thank you thank you and Lena swee guys who has another Bounty ever since this is my time this is my time

Let’s go go thought I was going hold on let me do my moment um just you know ever since I saw the the hair really just what just happened God damn it guys you know the pink and the blonde hairs always just caught my eye and even

Though you had a child I was ready to take that responsibility of a stepmother I was ready to do anything for you and you also have Exquisite taste um considering you pick Dave and I would pick Dave any any moment I think the universe really just formed us together

I just it really did did thank you so much for so beautiful everything and your Baker beautiful so beautiful it’s so beautiful I made this gay heart in M mousy move it thank you oh it’s so beautiful it’s so beautiful even B is crying oh you guys made my twin cry I love

It oh my God okay am I am I allowed to say Lena mhm I am so incredibly lucky to have you as a sibling and you’re going to make me cry I mousy may give you to Dave the Frog and prism oh my God they will protect

She is not an object to be given away of your question um Can my siblings speak up or or or do they just not want to Oh so see well I just didn’t want to make it all about me but I guess here we are um thank you all for coming today my ceremony I am really honored this is not your ceremony this you’re just it’s it’s my this is my ceremony but it’s it’s my

Turn now stage who said that oh my god well I just well I did just want to say um congratulations to all the attendees today you will be getting 50% off at my shop so yeah Cala Mouse who is yelling back there I’m so sorry that you’re marrying um this witch

But uh at least you’ll get 50% off at my store okay congratulations say my vows um Elena you are one of the swaggiest women I have ever met and I love you and I can just cherish you forever and ever and we’re going to have such a swag

Family with our our other wife pis who is also a swag the swaggiest woman I’ve ever met and I love you and everything about you and you and you are just the loveliest people I have ever had the the the the the though I can’t English but

The the yeah shut up back there I didn’t know you very long before we got engaged it kind of happened like the same within like 5 minutes but I’m so thankful for five that I knew you literally Love at First s also a little bit of thevery uh

You try to take my child but that just proved that you knew how to be can where is our child you proved very quickly that you just you wanted to be a part of our family and now you’re officially going to be a part of it and

Dave you are also going to help unite and complete this family as well the three of us forever and ever and ever and ever until the end of craft smpp oh wait the end of Craftman that’s not how long my contract is oh mine’s also not

Until death do us part and oh yeah yeah sorry I thought I forgot craftmas S&P isn’t forever okay Mousie I think this is your turn now yeah yeah take it away Mouse um yeah guys um okay so how do I H PR if anybody is going to object speak

Now or forever be killed on this side yeah or forever hold your piece with my axe say Speak I’m just so happy to be here thank you guys anytime God where from you get behind get behind I have the X you get behind me I will we I thought this was a peaceful wedding that though I’m not fighting that oh God I need help yeah I’m I’m

Just here for the free wine the open bar a oh and the cake oh I’m sorry I didn’t know was an accident it was an accident yeah okay everyone [Applause] silent thank you that was hot as damn pris hi do you take Lena as part of the circle thropple

Absolutely yes prism do you take Dave as the other part of the circle the the circle thropple sorry yes absolutely yes Lena do you take pris to be part of the circle thropple I do Lena do you take Dave to be the other part of the circle thropple I

Do Dave do you take pris to be part of the circle thropple I do I do I very much do yes yes Dave do you take Lena to be the other part of the circle trle of course of course of course yes yes yes invested in me and all the gays

Except for shenco you may now kiss okay Hey go I took like so many [Applause] screenshots pick up the diamonds quick pick the now we can procreate now we can procreate we can I’m so happy this is so gay and so happy getting attack CR theing no more killing at my wedding you guys I got a gift

Congratulations and good Lu I to S at the guy in front of you mixed two up as my sister so apologies for that in advance who you who’ you mix up I accidentally thought Lena was my sister how you fre oh uh at the door you both

Have similar eyes oh my God I love I Loveat where’s pis hello there you go congratulations you guys thank you so much oh my God Diamond I’m watching now is the time to drink your eggnog and just really feel the vibe of of love in the air and I’m so happy and I’m so ready to make so many babies and

And break the rules on the server and you know there is liit Liit for presid all right so first and foremost what I would like to say is congratulations to the happily married uh trle now the second thing I would like to say is pris Marina we have known each other for a while uh unfortunately but what I will say is that despite

Everything we’ve been through quite a lot together I mean come on let’s think back for a second look no you got to look over here oh yeah sorry sorry let me just okay got what are you doing no what are you it’s so cool right we’re going to be neighbors no whoops

Chris anyways um I would just like to say I’m happy to be here today on your wedding day thank you and um good luck with thank you these people you’ve been great throw that away I just want to say congratulations to Lena Dave and Perez

I’m so happy for you three I do want to add that there is a three baby lemon on this server and it will be enforced pris for president pris for president for President pris will not be president as much as I do love her President also I want to add uh pris

Even though you did try to kill me more than 50 times the other day I do friendship and I hope you have a beautiful and lovely life for the next two weeks okay can I announce something okay you have FL Club is hosting a uh first wedding wedding night honeymoon

Downstairs we have a baby we have a baby who you have a baby with me oh my god this is my child it’s your baby yes that’s okay congrats Prince we can separate let’s go fight Club is having a what you to call them both we didn’t no

We didn’t talk wait no wait a goddamn minute we didn’t even talk about babies yet you guys just decided to have one without cons Consulting with me oh you guys just decided to have a baby without consulting with me well it’s our child we’re going to parents cuz you’re

Straight is I decorated all nice too no you weren’t going to consult about before we brought the child into this world it sounds like you guys need to go have Club hand this pretty Dave we have a baby boy didn’t even talk about we about it yes we did we we we

Talked about it in detail Dave e no we didn’t in detail time we’ll argue about this later Prince we’ll argue later I going eat that baby talk about it later what is going on Lena yes we need to name the child we have a baby boy be good a boy

God damn it see you’re not even going to ask me well if I want to help name the B I’m leaving I can’t I can’t Dave you didn’t want you didn’t want to talk to me Dave Dave Chris Marina yeah this is my offer to take care of

Your child for you so you can live a stressfree marriage for the next few weeks mhm no one’s going to eat that baby I’m not going to eone it’s present first episode ever we have history remember Dave you can’t be mad at me Dave I’ll take the beer and

I’ll keep being mad because that was heartbreaking I can’t I can’t Dave no i i k I’m sorry I just I I I had expectations cuz we we talked about having babies when we were planning the wedding and I just got very excited you did not consult with me I you

Jealous um I can’t I can’t I can’t do this why would you ask about jealousy what I can’t I can’t do this now she’s saying I’m jealous I’m asking if you’re jealous Dave sweetie sweetie no you cannot come into my house you can get out of my house out my house new born

Baby okay I don’t care get out of my house Dave I’m the one who built this house God are you carrying me I’m very sorry it’s just I’m trying to figure out why why this offended you could you just please explain to me why why this offended me me having a

Child with one of my wives yeah it’s because we’re a thruple we talk about things where was the communication with me it’s like I’m don’t exist in it then you and Lena might as well just be a couple without me take your your freaking rig back I don’t want it

Dave Dave you got do this to me that’s not Dave PR PR look around God damn it I can’t leave look around this house isn’t even ready yet and Dave has been putting all this time and effort into this house it’s not even no I got excited near ready for a

Child I just I’m trying to escape what do I do with a child then doesn’t matter it’s not mine apparently do have a clinic on the server if you guys would like to visit no no yes no no no no who wants the baby

Give me the baby put it in the the chest okay put it in the chest this is there’s no baby baby doesn’t exist baby doesn’t exist oh hi it was a test I’m not there’s no baby there is no baby was to give you the baby ask to give you

Baby they killed the baby the baby di we didn’t you would have you would have saw a um uh a in the chat oh that’s true not if NOA did no because you guys have all you guys have murdered babies before okay Dave I would do anything for

You even if it was killing my own child I didn’t ask you to K your baby oh my God you gave me no choice no I didn’t you had the choice to communicate with me from the beginning you could have held us to the consequences of your away

From me for the food and the after party we don’t even get one now I I I did get my drink I I want a divorce you know I didn’t Dave you can’t get a divorce the same day that you get married that’s like gu I want an

Inment i no it’s not I want anied who wants to be oh wait my lawyer Dave bth is my lawyer I will do anything what will what do you want from me to fix this sorry I got a little sorry one second this is kind of fun

Wait give me a second is cranking a man okay what do you want me to do I will I will do everything I don’t think anything can fix this PR if you guys don’t even want to consult with me and talk with me from the beginning then I don’t think I am a

Part of this how do you accidentally have a baby without talking with me about it that’s not that’s how pregnany Works my love so babies are a surprise you can’t do this Dave you can’t do this how about I meet you all at the shoot me I’m showing you my

Strength by shooting everyone around me to the everyone I’ll start with Lego my God help me help me holy she crazy guys Oh my Jesus Christ she’s holding me at gun Point Sor I’m just doing it for it’s fine dve I will kill anyone for you

Okay including me you are pointing a gun at me bro it’s a bow and arrow it’s a gun back Miss Arena no just I will if you I’m just saying that I would kill anyone for you so just give me a name and I will kill them just for

You to why do we have to kill why does death have to be something because we we already killed 504 children on this server and I children Dave no well we didn’t but it’s been the is in a chest the baby is just fine hi I didn’t kill the child

Okay so we’re back at the original issue you guys had a baby without consulting me D too this is kind of traumatizing to me right now Dave no I let’s talk this out what well you guys don’t want to be married to me anymore so I might as well

Look up myorder my court order in my court please please I’m a bisexual woman I order my court you know what who has a bone em I can use sh this one mouthy that one mouthy as I suspected okay all right all right can I

Get Pino it to just relax just stay calm stay calm got this Madam you are required to be on the uh on the get to the stand P Marina you got to go to I don’t know if I can do this I don’t know if I can do

This just go just just just that way yeah come on right right behind this this table to me can I have you raise your right hand please thank you thank for what what put her out okay I no that raing my right hand hold on hold

On why are you trying to kick me stand stand on that stand on that yes so people can see you there Wonder yes pris me can can I ask you do you have a lawyer present with you la lawyer lawyer lawyer lawyer lawyer of course lawyer of course where’s your

Lawyer knives right over there can I have kniv knives I wasn’t expecting this hello hi welcome to the okay I’m try my best girl can I speak yet or or would you like to like to share with the class or you done sorry I not sorry order

Order sh down photographer now as I see on these papers I’ve been summoned because person Marina and lenina Roi was it or was it Dave it was it was pris Marina YT and Lena Roki who had a baby without consulting me Dave the frog with two S2 GS I’ve never been in a

Polyamorous relationship I don’t know how the lawyer has I would like to add I State my defense can I speak first damn well can you get your words out quick I’m an old man R please we’re going to lose sorry nice bow you’re really sexy though that helps who the so

Um sorry it’s really hard to talk about um well I was really excited about the wedding I just got married I mean the the hormones were up were out in the sky and IAM oh my God we’re going to go to potty so I think okay that’s fine um

It’s fine I I I thought wow why don’t I start making babies I mean a single baby not many just one I just I thought you know maybe I’ll do one with Lena and then I’ll do one with Dave so that it’s equal that was my plan so that we could

All have children together and then they could have one together and then we could have the three children as the limit and I just I was under the impression that was okay we talked about procreating I assumed everyone was okay with that I was just so in the moment and I’m

Sorry I just it was really it’s okay it’s okay take your time take your time I it was just really really really difficult me and um and then I you know I think I I let my emotions get the better of me and I think I just I I I

Don’t know I I maybe should have just let Dave have the time I should have I should have talked it’s right I should have talked I was under the impression that it was okay and it wasn’t and I forget a lot of things and I I must have

Forgotten and I’m I’m I’m so sorry and I will do whatever it takes to get my marriage back because I’m so passionate about this and just I guess I guess that’s all I’m so I’m sorry to everyone involved that you had to expl that you had do this thank you

Thank you of course so we head to the reception and of course I start drinking because it’s a party it’s a party and then and then all I hear is that there’s a baby I had no idea that a baby was happening people start talking about a

Baby and then I look to my right where my wife pris Marina is and she’s holding a baby and I said said where did that baby go I know sorry I know it’s okay it’s okay right I said where did that baby come from and and she goes me and

Lena had it as a thrumble I thought that I would be consulted and I had no idea about the baby and then to put salt in the wound Mr Mr judge sir they didn’t even want to consult me to name they were only talking between them

Okay I’m sorry that will have to wait I’ve got one more witness to bring to stand if you can all go sit down please legal name please Loki Loki and Sh what the f is on the wall back there so I got a little confused there was a word of the

Procreation that we we have planned it beforehand when during the engagement to my knowledge but like I said I’m very drunk I may have forgotten Dave said they wanted to finish the house yeah they forgot about me they my laps of judgment I thought you were done with the build

Okay order shut up for me go ahead go ahead you I thought it was okay with with Dave it’s also Dave’s last day so I was a little worried that you know the house is like not going to be finished you know this is so I thought we were going

To have you know our children my last day is on Friday Elena God damn it it’s you’re on stream stop talking this is my Rec um if I if I may your honor I I I can say anything I’m going to call my own client standy okay okay hi Hello go ahead and have a seat P hello okay uh pis um can you say 100% guarantee that you all did speak about procreating before this wedding happened yes I was there and what was in this theater we said that after we got married we could start having babies I

Know that the house wanted to be built but I we we do have a child already Bean be so I I I thought we already have a child without the house done so why can’t we have another house who has a child already and I have a

House me me and Lena and Dave well alt together we have a we we we have a child okay but was the child there before the trouble so it was David and Lena that had a child previously correct to my knowledge it was just Lena’s child Dave damn calm

Down so I can understand why my client might assume okay that it would be okay for her and Lena siena’s Dave and Lena already had a child go ahead and sit down is it not a one person objection uh irrelevant overruled when this conversation about waiting for the house

Happened was pris 100% paying attention or was she in her head at the time I cannot confir confirm or deny all three of us were having a conversation and I did say I wanted to wait till the house was done it was also about 4:00 a.m. in my are you are you

Speaking thank you thank you Mr judge sir yeah it was a spontaneous pregnancy it’s okay it’s okay uh I yeah I would just like to add that um you are aware that pris is very spontaneous right I want to divorce Mr judge and attracted to

People MH not your turn even so if they are spontaneous it is still disrespectful to you fell in love with me because of my spontaneity Dave that’s what you like the most about me sit down sit down can you sit down go sit down that’s all the questions I have your

Honor thank you can I get Vera to the stand please thank you go sit down sit down I would like to call I don’t know what’s going on I’m going be honest pris Marina is the baby as of yet walking or no the baby truthfully and honestly

Because I I don’t want to lie is in a chest where is that chest pis Marina I believe it is at our family home I’m going to need someone to go get bab you in my house house oh my goodness where’s the baby well it doesn’t exist what happened to the baby pris

Marina well if you can’t if there’s no baby then there’s no baby listen you’re going to tell me where this baby is right now darling or I’m going to go back to that court and tell them that I saw you eat the baby right in front of

Me so it’s there’s no evidence you can’t prove that I can improve it with my wise words Betha there is no baby what happened to the baby pris Marina tell me now okay I’ll tell you you you have to promise that you have to understand

Okay I had to sort things out with my failing marriage um so I put the baby in one of those chests I was going to so that um Lena could take care of the baby on knives could or someone could you know take care cuz I couldn’t drop the baby right

I had to pass it along to a chest and now that we are back the baby isn’t in any of the chests so all I can assume is that is that my baby was kidnapped and where is the baby so if you’d let me continue judge I hurry up today

I so the baby listen pris Marina after the whole situation felt terrible and I would I I think she kind of suggested the fact that she was going through post postnatal depression and she hated that baby she wanted it did what but that doesn’t meaned thank you I I’m just here

For the drama she didn’t kill the bab that’s not what happened I’m saying she didn’t kill the baby can I continue I B continue please what happened was she put it in a chest for knives or Lena to look after while she was struggling she did not hurt that

Baby however that’s what happened the baby is now missing and someone has kidnapped the baby what someone took the baby so we don’t have proof don’t act like you can that’s I don’t I didn’t want want a baby to die or get kidnapped I just don’t I don’t

Want to be married to you anymore why wouldn’t you love the child as your own Dave it’s not my child have you never been a step parent order P where is the child I have no idea I’m sorry oh my thank you Bera for this revealing may

Be SE may I have my final statement before I exit yeah yeah whatever go ahead yeah so I would like to say that Dave the Frog deserves to be to divorce Chris Marina and Lena Roki who sh are you on I’m on Dave’s all right okay go go ahead

Sh right first question is that the Mansion was called three hold um it has come to my attention that pris Marina has just proposed marriage to me in the car what I’m just exploring my options divorc yet you know what I think I’ve seen enough go ahead P Marina YT

And Lina Ria have you stand on this side please hopefully nothing happens while our backs are turn come over here is on on this side pris judge she’s too close to me she’s too close to me on this side pris Marina that was kind of nice thank

You earlier today a most joyous occasion happened between Dave the F of Raa pris Marina and Loki a marriage where there were Flower Boys and uh uh objections and gness everywhere everywhere did it again and then tragedy happened at the reception I just had a child again with knives with

Knives Please Mr judon give me my divorce give me my divorce right now please I deserve it I deserve it to put this to put this shortly I grant Dave the Frog divorced from new americ pris Mar to hear the divorce paper sign you might why you so quiet like this here you

Go thank you thank you we parents uh yeah congratulations on the divorce yay it’s okay Prince oh my God are you okay oh my god did she hear that we could we could do it did you we could do it BR think we could get rid of them get rid of all

Of them you didn’t hear anything yeah I’m not sure that’s okay hi bti bti and sure it is get out of my house get out of my house Dave did you I’m sorry I was told I had to do this don’t touch me I’m sorry Dave I’m

Sorry Dave alone let me out let me out it’s your time God damn it she’s crazy are you kidding me leave Dave alone oh my God where are oh my God I can’t I can’t stop don’t get the back get the fu back don’t you mess with me

No after my marriage and divorce on the same day I went back only to find my new houses blown up and I realized I was at fault so what did I do I went to karaoke night we both SL child hello I’m very sick right now

Oh I’m sorry sweetie hi well hope you you theate have fun who is that a beautiful if no one is going to I’m going to n my child the child’s name is little saffen is that child where’s my baby let’s talk about that I have I have a right here that’s

My that’s my son oh he’s so beautiful you see did you did you see my son son I didn’t steal your son I thought my son was gone yeah with me hi sweetie this baby don’t look nothing like me pis can you explain oh yeah that’s actually a little

Questionable hi sweetie let me talk to her mama gag what did you do with my son Mama I’m good play the one you just stole I saw you I’m going to hug you got oh my God this is beautiful once and twice shy I keep my distance you still catch

My eye tell me baby do you recognize me well it’s been a year it doesn’t surprise me Last Christmas I gave you my heart at the very next day you gave it away this year to save me from tears I’ll give it to someone special Last Christmas I gave you my

Heart but the very next day you gave it away this year to save me from te I’ll give it to someone special lening in the snow ising a beautiful sight we’re happy tonight walking in a winter wonderland G away is the blue bird here to stay is a new

Bird he sings a last Song and so we partied all night singing and enjoying each other’s company and I knew that soon we would have to depart from the server so I just enjoyed the time and even though you know My My Craft Miss experience wasn’t exactly what I expected it was such a fun experience

And merry craftmas everyone I love you all so much and don’t forget to S does not sing I don’t believe that for a damn second this this is my I’m going to do Fel na with only the Fel