Quiff – I Buried This Minecraft SMP Alive To Steal Max Hearts…

My last heart is about to be stolen and then i’ll be banned but i’m gonna try bury this s and b alive and take every single heart possible and here’s why if you can make this mlg i will double how ever many hearts you guys give me i’ll

Go for it okay oh my god look at those hearts goodbye oh my god okay me next take all of these my goodbyes he’s good today let’s go oh my let’s go what do i mlg with you mlg with whatever you want just don’t die all right here take this first

Give me a wall book at least what do you mean what do you mean what hello hello oh my god oh my god oh please oh oh look who finally made it down here stop uh no no no it turns out the hole led into the nether and now i’m infinitely

Trapped on the nether roof with no escape okay wait i seriously don’t have a funny steel okay i’m gonna follow this because i don’t even know where it should lead will this help in any way after running for a minute i realized it led nowhere where’s my xp going at 12 xp

I’ve got no food the aim is for them to just starve me out up here i’ve got no access to food so they’re just waiting to starve out and get banned i have a plan though if i place the crafting table here i could quickly make a

Furnace if i break this although i have a little bit of this i can smell the iron armor that i’ve got to maybe make an iron ingot oh this i don’t know if it’ll be useful but i need i may have not needed that problem with the issue

With food i’m on a low time and this is going to be the last one i now have nine which i can make an iron ingot the problem is do i see gravel anywhere it honestly seems like there’s no gravel anywhere i can see oh no this is bad i

Don’t see gravel anywhere what i wanted to do with the gravel was i could make a finished seal and light the pool and walk out but i can’t do that now so luckily there’s mushrooms over here which resolves my food issue but not for long using the remaining wood i have i

Can make bowls and now i’ve got one mushroom to do which doesn’t heal me to full but it should be enough but i see something over here that could help me using another rack i might have an idea what if i make a platform and then mobs

Will spawn and then using their mobs maybe i can escape now i wait i’ve got no food i’ve got nothing all i need to do is wait yeah maybe not the mob i wanted if i go anywhere nervous mob he can kill me i’ve only got one heart

Because i gave all my hearts to rage for this mlg but maybe you can drop some cool loot oh my okay i only got xp from that not exactly what i wanted after weighing what seemed like an eternity the worst mob spawned oh my oh my god where did you spawn from

If he hits me once at all i’ll die oh my god please no no no no no no no if anything i want you to shoot in here come on i need to dodge my way over here oh my god i’m back here did i really just

Escape i need to kind of back away from here okay but what do i do now with one heart now remaining i needed over 20 hearts because in 30 minutes they’re hosting a heart event and i need 20 hearts to get the secret item i have a

Very small idea right now currently i have no resources and that’s a big problem but what if i quickly make a shop and sell players items back to them and to do that i need an alt hey quiff how’s it going you here yeah yeah yeah

What are you looking for well i want some pro free never wait i have one at home but you know i need one for travelling oh my you said you had one at home right yeah for free okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i want to get the same

For travelling yeah yeah okay that’s perfect that’s perfect why are you standing still like hello are you here we’ve been repeating the same stuff like over and over and over man yeah yeah i’m still here okay i have i have a full set right now um i’ve upgraded it actually

You said you want a pro 3 but i have pro 4. wait how much so how much so bro how much hold on hold on how much i want i want four hearts yeah okay i can do that i could do that dude this is exactly what

I said i have at home that’s yeah that’s what i like here go tell everyone about this because i need more hearts i’ll uh go tell some of my friends okay perfect that’s exactly what i like to hear was sheep not knowing i’ve just sold him his

Own armor i was finally getting rich but this store also got very popular with people waiting in a massive line so this got kind of hard hey cliff what are you trying to buy i i need another totem how many times do you already have i think

I’ve got one at home okay yeah i could maybe like look for it you might have to bear with me i think someone’s knocking on the door dude come on you’re taking too long i’m gonna leave listen listen listen may i ask where did you put the

Tone i keep it safe in my furnace no one’s ever gonna look there i don’t would look in a furnace at all after stealing audrey’s home i’ve run back as fast as i could man this is taking so long i mean i don’t even think you got

These items anymore do you i’ve been here the entire time i want at least six hearts for this six that’s way too much i can be two for that okay deal take that and i’ll get two i would have done four all right nice nice little business

This shop was going great i was making a fortune on this shop but i ran into trouble quiff what do you what do you think you’re doing over here what are you selling stuff on my land okay yo listen listen listen it’s it’s not it’s not what you think i want some elytra

Get me a sweet pair of elytra do you have an elijah at home by any chance yeah okay you want two i know i just want to see like how greedy you were okay where did you put it dude it’s literally like right inside my house dude you’re all literally just logged

Out i knew you were doing something weird you’re always what are you doing oh my god he was he was on someone i need to i i’m running i’m running that was not me my alt is dead and my all is somehow dead it turns out rage somehow

Heard about my plan and he wanted to kill off my all and he wanted to get rid of me but i got my revenge we move on to plan b welcome to make it or break it the aim of this is simple if it lands on

The top numbers they get hearts but if it lands on the bottom they need to do an mlg and like you know this is completely rigged and it’s not that simple when they try to make the mlg they’ll die and i’ve rigged it so when they die they’ll spawn inside a tomb

Okay sometimes you need to be evil to get hearts and this is exactly where they’ll spawn so when they die i’m gonna close the tomb and just so they can’t escape i’ve loaded an elder guardian underneath here which means they’ve got mining fatigue and can’t break out and

He seems to still be there and that’s pretty much how this plan is gonna go all i do is wait for someone to notice this big wheel and check it out okay donny what i’ve seen you’ve got heart and you’ve walked up i assume you saw the big massive wheel this is called

Make or break it okay and how it works is you see the top row yeah the normal numbers if you get a normal number you get hearts in that equal you get 11. i will give you 11 hearts but if you land on the bottom row you have to do any

Sort of mlg okay how many hearts are you willing to put down uh i’ll start with two first just okay sure throw me those two perfect perfect that’s what i like to see and and now it’s going off anytime you want to close it right click

The no block on the left anytime you want it to stop so you know it’s not rigged at all and you want four hearts let’s go you want four all right here you there you go there’s your four hearts i’ll do all of the hearts i have my inventory for all of

Your heart so you’re off the server if i win okay okay i’ve got 14 hearts oh my god it’s off it’s off come on it’s a five look at it you got a vine emoji it has to be placed on the side right oh you’ve just died now donnie should be in

The tomb oh my god donny no let me out okay how many hearts you have to spare okay give me seven and i’ll let you free what seven or i’m gonna leave you okay i have it here take it okay there you go yeah you’re free to go you’re free to go

Oh my god what i’m coming back for you i promise okay like i assume you came here because you saw the massive wheel you know what i i like to live life a bit risky so let’s do 32. do you have 32 hearts to give yeah okay okay okay oh i

Can choose okay so all i have to do is not hit the upside down numbers yep exactly okay liger and you end up getting oh i was supposed to click it yep you have to try and make the mlg so there you go yeah you died oh my god which means lyga

Should be in the berry tomb let me out i’m sorry i had to do that to you how many horses you have to give uh i still have 32. oh okay yeah you know what that was it was a good trade i have three more hearts let’s go turns out lane

Light ago was my worst mistake what don’t look at my armor yeah i sold you the armor liger and donnie told us that you scanned him what are you shooting is that flame ball oh get him oh my god what are you doing just go get him

Oh my still being chased by them i ran all the way to get the secret item okay okay typically kiply keep please tell these guys to stop i have i i i’m here for the secret he did not get them legitimately he scammed everything okay

I did not even bury two people no i have heard that you’ve been burying people scamming people you know that’s not really legit you’re gonna have to pay me an extra 10 hearts let’s say very hot okay deal this better be worth it you better you better check out chest what’s

In there bro what’s in there yes scott there’s no way yo you’re good i’ve just been played