Secret Minecraft Rules Exposed! CINDER reveals all in 13 Mins

Rules whether you’re studying at school working at a job or currently residing in the adx florence maximum security prison there are rules and surprisingly this children’s block game is no different over minecraft’s decade of existence the playerbase has gradually formed a secret list of unwritten rules

That are just not meant to be broken these sacred rules can range from extremely popular ones like never dig straight down to extremely unknown ones that you might not know about and today i’m going to be explaining all 20 of them in under 13 minutes Rule number one bridge sideways in the past bridging in minecraft has always been simple hold shift walk to the edge place a block and rinse and repeat however times have changed with the rise of bedwars sweats and the bridging community the act of erecting a one block wide extension that definitely

Defies the laws of physics has gotten way out of hand But if you don’t want to dedicate the next six months of your life to developing both god bridging skills and repetitive strain injury a much easier and faster method of bridging is simply holding crouch and bridging at a 45 degree angle betaware sweats have even optimized this through speed bridging

Which is basically the same thing but also tactically pressing and releasing the shift button to increase their efficiency by a sliver of a second rule number two don’t sleep in the nether honestly when i first downloaded minecraft i didn’t really get all the fuss about sleeping in the nether after

All what could be so harmful about catching some in the underworld rule number three never waste your diamonds on a hoe wasting your diamonds on a hoe is like wasting your hard earned 221 thousand dollars on the board ap yacht club number 599 nft i’m gonna

Be real a diamond hoe is not worth your diamonds or your wood instead of crafting one of the most useless tools in the game consider using your diamonds for actually useful things such as a diamond sword an enchantment table or most importantly additional effects for your fireworks also make sure to never

Waste your gold on a gold digger rule number four always punch wood first now i know what you’re thinking no i don’t get a sick enjoyment from physically abusing wood logs but think of it like this the woodlog is basically the keystone species of minecraft from crafting tables to wood planks to sticks

What is practically an essential if you want to build or craft anything other than a dirt house rule number five set your gamma to 1000 or use the fulbright mod unless you want your minecraft to be a literal full-fledged pg-18 horror game at night set the gamma in your game

Files to 1000 to make your game visible even in dark environments you can also use the fulbright mod which is i think it’s available on the lunar and badline client so yeah it basically does the same thing um there’s like a little button um click oh wow it’s so bright this is

Extremely useful as it not only saves you torches while mining but also prevents your game from looking like a heartbroken 13 year old’s profile picture rule number six if you find an axolotl always pick it up in a bucket i mean hear me out but why wouldn’t this

Be an unwritten rule if i had to make a minecraft pet to your list solely based off of my own opinion so if you disagree you’re wrong axolotls would be an easiest tear i mean they’re cute they come in all sorts of colors and if you ever manage to accidentally slip off a

234 block tall cliff bam axel all to the rescue in conclusion always pick up your axolotls rule number seven when you’re in a two block tall area always spam jump so i know a lot of you bridge parkour and speedrunner sweats already know this but repeatedly slapping your

Skull into the blocks above you by spending jump with your spacebar will give you an extra speed boost i think the correct term for this maneuver is a head hitter which sounds way more violent than it actually is but knowing when to use them in certain situations

Will give you an advantage over other players rule number eight light up your houses not lighting up your house with some sort of light source is like deep frying chicken without any clothes on it doesn’t feel very comfortable and may actually be potentially life threatening if you don’t want your house to be

Converted into a crib for creepers i’d suggest placing a conservative amount of torches in each room rule number nine always use optifine optifine is a minecraft optimization mod that gives you better fps shaders advanced graphics settings and this very intuitive zoom feature it’s available for 99 of minecraft versions and usually

Comes pre-installed with minecraft clients like lunar and badline the only reason you shouldn’t be using autofine is if you’re a speedrunner and use the sodium mod instead but i’m assuming you all have lives so rule number 10 don’t dig straight down in the earlier versions of minecraft the

Rule of not digging straight down was inscribed to prevent players from falling straight into lava however with the new caves and cliffs update not digging straight down is a little more important because rule number 11 cover up creeper explosions creeper explosions are like the minecraft equivalent of a

Degenerative brain tumor at first you don’t really notice it but slowly and surely with each new explosion rule number 12 never punch villagers unless the villager just insulted your wife live on stage on the 94th academy awards during the presentation for best documentary feature never punch a

Villager you might not know this but you actually have a hidden reputation stat in each village doing tasks like upgrading and trading with villagers increases your reputation whereas carrying out unspeakable war crimes such as hitting a villager or even worse the baby can severely impact your trading prices the gossip mechanic allows

Villagers to increase or decrease their prices based on the player’s reputation which honestly makes sense i mean i probably also wouldn’t give a discount to someone who just physically assaulted my friend’s first newborn child each hit to a villager decreases your reputation by one point and once your reputation

Tanks below -15 the iron golems start coming after you so you know what that means make sure it’s only punch 14 or less village rule number 13 never step on crops stepping on your freshly planted crops is like stepping on a newborn fetus did i actually write that it’s not very

Cash money and should be highly illegal not only does it occasionally destroy the crop forcing you to replace it but your comically large fee are also revolting enough to convert the farmland blocks back into normal dirt blocks looks like someone needs to take a shower rule number 14 blow up your smps

When everyone leaves when your minecraft smp world dies down because everyone’s quit the games play valorum make sure to blow everything up with tnt so that you can destroy every single bit of sentimental value and prepare a new world for when everyone comes back on a minecraft grind six months later can

Also double as a computer benchmark to see how much tnt your computer can handle before spontaneously combusting into 1 000 pieces rule number 15 don’t hit dogs for whatever reason the minecraft community is completely fine with any animal abuse to any sort of mob except the dog i don’t know why i don’t

Even get the hype to be honest the dog isn’t even all that cute Rule number 16 always break every single log block whenever you’re participating in the cute little act of deforestation make sure to cut down every single log block or else your trees will look like they skipped leg day rule number 17 always bring the dragon egg back if you’re a minecraft

Speedrunning expert like me oh my god bro defeating the ender dragon should be light work however what a lot of people forget to do is bring back the dragon egg with a torch slab or piston now you might be wondering well uh what exactly

Do you do with the embryo of a big black and blocky dragon well the possibilities are endless i mean you can use it as a door stopper soccer ball the tip of a pencil honestly anything your heart desires rule number 18 never look at endermen don’t look at the eyes

Of the tall black endermen or else they will get extremely hostile and beat you up this has got to be racially motivated rule number 19 never break monster spawners now i know the 15 to 43 points of experience from breaking monster spawners is alluring but you have to

Enter the sigma grindset and instead think about the long-term investment instead of getting greedy convert the spawner into an xp farm and get six day experience per kill congrats infinite xp instead of chasing after a short-term gain you’ve created passive income rule number 20 sub subscribe to cinder oh no

Who who slipped this in here um i guess i guess you gotta do it i mean i’m sorry i i don’t make the rules in all seriousness i recently went through some stuff for a short duration of time but i’m back on the youtube grind and

I’m super grateful to be here i’m also super close to my goal of 43 137 subscribers so so it’d mean the world if you subscribed i love you and back to the video rule number 21 building mine shafts wrong mining out your mine shafts like this is

One of the worst crimes you could commit you’ll lose both your speed and your brain cells with all that head banging instead take the extra few seconds to mine out one more block to greatly improve the extremely fun and riveting minecraft mining experience rule number 22 don’t spawn the weather next to your

House man i sure love living in this very secure and gated community that me and my friends spent a hundred days building surely nothing made out of four soul sand blocks and three wither heads would ever come near our safe haven of friendship rule number 23 don’t enchant tools with

Pain of arthropods if you’ve watched my um enchantment video you’d know that if you have a burning hatred of arthropod mobs and want to torture them with increased damage in slowness 4 this is the enchantment for you now why would anyone want that unless you’re internally brewing some sort of mischievous hatred specifically

Dedicated to spiders cave spiders silverfish endermites and or bees you’d probably be better off with the classic sharpness 5 or other great enchants like knockback looting fire respect etc rule number 24 don’t build houses out of diamond blocks okay we get it you’re rich however being the second coming of

The nigerian prince in my emails doesn’t mean you have drip i mean just look at mark zuckerberg all right i stand corrected anyways just because you can craft a comically large sum of diamond blocks for architectural purposes does not mean you should rule number 25 it’s okay to not follow rules

Okay before i end this video i just want to address the elephant in the room hey clarence how’s the white minecraft is a sandbox game with infinite possibilities allowing for you to do whatever your heart desires what i mean to say is that don’t let a list of sacred rules meticulously researched and

Handcrafted for thousands of hours by a poor teenager with no friends to find your gameplay if you want to dig straight down dig it if you want bane of arthropods on your sword enchant it if you want to waste all your hard-earned diamonds on a hoe you probably have poor financial decisions but

Go ahead and waste it and if you want to hit dogs send me your full name address and social security number so i can send it to your local animal protection services you’re absolutely despicable monster