Shocking First Encounter with Leonarda’s New Dogs

Said something said something what yeah like I saw their thing oh r i Leo come back oh what oh my gosh holy crap those muffins foolish what is this all Right I see I see muchos muchos oh hello hello now that’s what I call an entrance that was like the wildest egg entrance I think I’ve ever seen yeah that that was something else that damn like the whole Squad you got Omen you got Cipher Yi gecko um this one

Can’t see its name but still funny to see a bunch of dogs this one’s name is also blank Le Soul oh is this like a um oh they’re all oh kill Joy kill Joy you’re the worst one by the way I hate kill Joy damn

You this is something else um and I what that one is what the f Aran so wait are and then are these a couple League names as well with oh Ray gecko Cipher Yumi Brimstone Brimstone I [ __ ] with Brimstone um how many this is crazy I present them to you you press

Yeah damn this is sick you just just a whole a whole Army of valerant dogs oh I see they’re all getting this one’s guys glasses this is where you’ve been all week Leo you’ve been collecting them wow nice that’s a fun hobby there you go here just before I

Forget oh my goodness like when they like s whoa wait the that looks sick you’re like slow motion that was like straight out of the Matrix can they all do tricks what in the world what in the world that was crazy will destroy the world destroy the world that’s your next

Plan oh [ __ ] it I’m down um o wait it’d be so cool can we burn down the Big Ben tower can we just can we just mess that thing up we burnt that down earlier they trained they’re trained oh [ __ ] wait did someone’s head just fly off oh Leo have them do

Tricks oh okay okay let’s how like marching a line or something or maybe like a flip this is incredible man I haven’t seen this many just little animals since like since that one day with the cab baras now there’s like one two three four five six seven eight n

Wait no you’re not an actual do wait nine nine of them 1 2 3 4 5 6 7even 8 nine oh no you a sign what hello I am also also from the pack the pack La manada the pack just a I don’t know it I just think this isn’t

Didn’t have a plan for this didn’t uh didn’t expect uh just a bunch of bunch of dogs this is my children I present you to p a f o o l i c h King of the cppy oh let me um boom boom um hello hello dogs I’m yeah I’m King of

The capy baras um I’m also Leo’s father and papito’s Grandma father thing and then um uh I know this guy hello yeah nice to meet all of you nice to meet you uh well not really you kill Joy [ __ ] you actually uh but Brimstone oh I like your Brimstone hat

That’s pretty sick uh neon Rays Omen um I wonder if that’s like I said like Arian Soul like from league is that is that what that is or is that a different name oh from League of Legends all right boom we got Le Legend character there and then Cypher Gecko

And then oh where did Yumi go oh Yumi change name oh Yumi right there another League also love the Star Wars entrance I mean damn that was sick with The this is c yeah the glass is just a star sided lineup H yeah this is something else wait yeah can we um like would it be wild if we just tore down the Big Ben tower I kind of just want to do some like some destruction what do

You have against Big Ben destroy something else well it’s made out of wood so it would catch on fire quite easily there’s other things made out of wood the building the conier no that’s to build the building edio edio oh maybe it would be or we hm

Dogs no that we should take photos let’s take photos funny photos that would make sense actually we definitely should take photos so that anyone else will believe this cuz I feel like yeah balloon wait I love that wait oh oh there we go oh nothing oh bubbles

Bubbles man okay now I know my new dream I want to see the dogs versus the cabi baras in an allout War like a fun one it can be a fun War yeah yeah they magical dogs I don’t know are you magical dogs like do something like only a magical dog could

Do okay summon a be I guess that that’s pretty magical pretty good wait wait I sa like tongues at the bottom it looks like it’s like mouths open that’s kind of magical lying down oh there goes kill jooy oh okay they can fly that’s pretty cool that’s pretty

Good that one can yes Papito oh um po we have to teach them to fight against the Capas this this is awesome yeah we would have to teach them oh and they can summon cockroaches and that one can throw its head off perfect the those two can cast alones in

Almost perfect sink nice very impressive very impressive um man I just want to wait do any of you uh you have any any like cool weapons or do do you dogs know how to use guns are you gun wielding dogs is that the is that your

Style uh or maybe bombs oh you have a giant hammer that’s cool I heard one who was that was that Brimstone no wait I’m losing track which oh wait that’s a wait hit me with that axe Cypher hit me with that ax hit with that hit him with that

Hit me what holy [ __ ] wait I regret that holy [ __ ] he broke my pants one more one more give him one more wait wait give me give me new Spider-Man pants those one shot those one shot my pants wait I need those wait give me

Give me new it doesn’t even need to be enchanted you’re a magical dog give me new pants give me new you [ __ ] wait how do you even one shot me there what did you even hit me with is your health left um oh what of course my health was low it’s

Small I guess they’re kind of small yeah they’re just cute little small dogs take just take them on a mar round spawn let me get some photos bad do you have do you have your magnet do you have your magnet no I do not have it on I turned

It off okay um okay you can summon soft shell turtles that’s pretty good that’s on point wait did they throw down pants did they I don’t know if they did yeah they did but they were like they they had the end there you go oh perfect okay I can

I can enchant these simple enough oh my that’s not too what that would just put a turtle down Turtle kill the turtles wait I love I love kind of like similar to capy baras they like killing animals I like okay yeah [ __ ] it why do all the

Animals hate Turtles they also like to [ __ ] up turtles yeah yeah oh wait I would love to see an eyeball worker show up wait um I eyeball worker I have or um bad has Luffy and then you guys can all like [ __ ] sick

Him like a h like a pack of La manada a pack that’s a good idea wait what was manada yeah that’ be awesome fun place what would be a fun place to take a oh I know what that is oh that’s funny wow why does that to clean this up

Foolish they’re your dogs did they really just poop that’s crazy that’s crazy that’s disgusting oh Pito you picked up the poop oh no oh pedo oh no oh jeez oh this one has a this one has a mask hey L line them up single file ow all right dogs oh

Banana form a line form a line let’s see how quickly you guys can line up oh yeah we can do a little picture on the stairs and then oh on the yeah uh where yeah just lamp around Leo Leo you’re in charge of directing the photo this good okay right there

Boom okay I see oh good pretty good and then there’s poito wow this is pretty awesome wait bad the photos happening over here where you going I’m just getting some white Ang okay here I’ll get a I’ll get a photo too boom this is sick um oh oh there’s Omen

One boom no one’s going to believe this I mean with this photo it’s prettyful damn that’s sick Leo leader of the dogs what the hell which one of you did that who’s barking over there what the that’s a powerful boom why is that so loud who

Had the most how’s your bear dust doing that yeah kill Joy I swear get him get him all right you must take the dogs to the dung foolish by the dungeon dude they’re going to tear that [ __ ] up have them do a stop stop pooping Dam bullish I’m not

Cleaning up Leo they’re your pack you have to clean up the poop well Leo what do you think about that well I’m not picking it up that you’re that’s crazy I didn’t sign up for this are you’re going to be one of those parents that’s like if you get a dog you

Have to take care of it yeah yeah okay yeah pretty much well you heard him Leo what do you think about that Oly you have to keep everything clean boom there we go good work good work is that little poop oh this one has like little poop or something that’s

Weird um oh man it just keeps okay fine I’ll just uh we’ll just put that fertilizer okay perfect damn you a whole sofa they’re just [ __ ] oh that was just an actual sofa oh I dude this one particular like what did you eat what did you eat that’s like the fourth

One I don’t understand maybe it’s more who did you eat wait I don’t know if gecko was the problem but I like the discipline though wait I hear a sad dog noise or was that your dog that’s your actual dog I thought I thought that was one of them

A fridge I don’t even know what do what do I make of a fridge at this point they a fridge that’s crazy all right well fly do something foolish take it on a dog filled Adventure I still kind of want to burn Big Ben if you do some poor Builder GNA be

Really sad they probably got a copy of it you what I mean it’s not like they they probably had to like spawn build it in or something wait poito um our next plan plan is to kill all the whales kill all the whales okay I mean we can we can try

To try to go find some whales kill the whales whoops let’s do that lead the way Leo yeah Leo the whal lead the way we go to try to find some whales damn this is like a pack of piranhas but dogs about to [ __ ] up some whale

All right where do we go where do we go where are the whales oh Leo’s going this way all right let’s go huh what what is this the wh how are you still pooping I see you back there I see you yeah yeah you should hang your head in shame

Damn it’s like one two three four like five it’s like 10 10 10 poop oh it’s it’s all a part of nature that one is nothing is naturistic about this that dog has a Gun there’s a book foolish it’s called Everybody Poops okay okay oh good thought good idea clean the

Streets very smart very smart what you SE wow little little poops that’s just T Leo wait what was what kind of was that come on that’s gross that’s disgusting onward follow Leo no don’t don’t sniff that don’t eat that don’t eat that ra come oh yesito oh oh we’re going we’re

Going I swear I swear okay it’s not this is not what I had on the what I swear if it was killed Joy I swear that one has an axe that one still has poop and that one was eating poop oh my goodness oh I swear

Don’t you do it don’t you do it no no bad dog oh that one’s just flying what is that one doing uh that’s fine we wait I I lost one the others oh we got to hurry up like what what are you doing that one [ __ ] his

Pants just okay okay I got to catch up [ __ ] it um catching up where’ they go here we got to catch up we got to catch up um okay you just hang out with the chicken um where’d they go what is this what is going on here um

Wait where’ bag go did they go this way maybe this way I think they went to like near my house maybe that that dog is not okay actual [ __ ] um here we go here we go up we go up we go dog number [ __ ] just poopy hey hey oh I

Swear oh no they’re just [ __ ] Brimstone was this you no no it wasn’t you they’re all [ __ ] everywhere you’re lighting it’s poop fire just cuz you have a fireman hat doesn’t mean you oh no oh this is a disaster expensive your oh no oh no Leo you’re looking very

Cinematic yeah this is epic um Leo Leo they poop a lot though okay what are you doing uh there might be more [ __ ] out there okay to clean up the fire looks cool the fire does look cool yeah this is great yeah no this is

Just what I expect this is a great day I love this you got a lot of you’re going to have so much cleaning to do though foolish like I know cuz of this one in particular and then this one gecko as well has like little shits and then yeah

And then Soul over here has massive [ __ ] and then another one just lights them on fire [Applause] okay maybe one of my Med spicy bathe if you are dirty in the water what did you just hit me with just finish him just finish him okay is that

A you are dirty in the water eat you with a STI don’t if you’re dirty take a little bath in the water take a little dip in the pool I would imagine what is that the branch of destruction oh my oh my bad dog what are you doing what are you

Doing Yumi you just have your your face in the ground hell holy fudge holy fudge powerful dogs this is scary you you hop in the water hop in the water you’re filthy you’re filthy yeah take a little dip probably all of you should take a little swi just going to document

This you have fun yeah yeah you just okay this one’s still don’t know what that one’s doing that one also how are they swimming hey aren’t dogs known for like tearing up furniture and like making Messes in houses and stuff like that what do you mean they already are

Look at this this the most massive [ __ ] I’ve ever seen oh perfect perfect thank you thank you this is just what we need okay yep yep everyone needs everyone just grab yourself yeah yeah Brimstone honestly good shot good shot keep that up you me here everyone yeah eat some soap eat

Some soap all of you you’re all gross you’re all you have glasses on that’s kind of awesome I guess not upset about that um it’s kind of cool here here everyone everyone eat some soap eat some soap everyone uh don’t worry it’s it’s um FDA approved or or something whatever

The phrase is all right perfect balloons everyone’s clean massive turd in the water in my ocean front property that’s great that’s great all right um oh boy and it just more poop is just neon do not add to the poop Tower um don’t worry P I’m documenting everything

B yeah poito do not climb on the poop you just ate soap and now you are climbing on the [ __ ] that’s that’s disgusting wow just really [ __ ] the bed literally you are [ __ ] the bed ra you are [ __ ] the bed on the bed wow wow this is this is absurd this

Is an absurd amount of poop what is this what is this Leo Leo you did not tell me that they were such [ __ ] when you brought them they seemed like a very well-trained organized Clone Trooper like efficiency and now everywhere I look it grows I don’t understand oh

Great you got little ones big ones bed ones huge ones tall ones skinny ones like what is this why are they all pooping at different rates um this one is just growing a life of its own I don’t even think this is [ __ ] anymore you are just

You are pooping and simply building um a a bridge with it now that’s disgusting that is disgusting what is this bathe aoto paw you have to accept them as they are I don’t know what else to do I don’t know else to do they are once again

Simply Beyond My Control they have capy Bara light Tendencies and it took a while to kind of like normally with the K baras I was able to talk with them a little bit like one at a time two at a time but this is just a whole herd of

Them and the herd mentality is winning today they are that is a poop hammock suspended by two logs of poop Leo I think it’s about to rain I think you should take the dogs inside to rain no I don’t think we should that’s a terrible idea you need to bring the dogs inside

Damn you like you have no thoughts whatever rain there’s no rain there’s no rain whatsoever dos your way inside please now it’s raining oh boy all dogs head upstairs that’s that’s like diarhea pool of poop that’s gross um oh come on dogs go up please oh my oh my go

Up there’s nowhere to go up there’s nowhere to go up because at every moment’s notice there are just a variety ew okay that’s actual diarrhea act there’s no way you’re now in the diarrhea phase okay cuz you’ve been pooping [ __ ] okay since you got here now don’t swim in it Cipher Cipher Cypher

That’s gross that’s is that not gross is that not gross do you not feel dirty you not feel dirty about that swimming and you me ow ow what how are you oneshotting me what are you even hitting me with ew oh there’s poop in my hand um

Oh boy oh boy okay I have I don’t even know and it’s now it’s trailing now that’s now it’s drying up and I now this one’s pissing now we’ve pissing we’re just pissing we’re pissing and pooping are you eating it are you are you eating

It up are you that’s oh there’s an elev missing you are thank you you are the filthiest animals dogs dogs we got to go upstairs we got to go upstairs I’ve never I’ve never witnessed I’ll never get these stains out I’ll never get these stains out there’s no getting the

Smell out this is I mean it’s just all kinds of liquid I don’t even know I don’t even know what they’re leaking out at this point this is this is terrifying and papito’s just dancing with with the conres and you all are I that is foul

That is foul do not piss on me do not piss on me that is gross that is green that is yellow that is brown there is that is how much piss this is a tragedy this is one of the just just the one of the the saddest days is on the server

Possibly oh boy and they’re just stacking up and they’re just stacking up and yes Papito yes how can I help you how can I help you in this situation right now because they have peed and pooped and shat and diarrhea and all kinds of liquids and it’s getting on me

And it’s just may they stay more days more days oh really oh really more days oh this is perfect in my living room oh the dogs are having so much fun upstairs foolish I don’t even want to look at the state of the Affairs of the upstairs

Room awesome oh wow you’re going to have you’re going to have so much cleaning foolish yeah yeah I’m going to need to I’m going to need to make an appointment with the janer okay how bad could it be upstairs I’ll be right back okay and they’re you know at least

It’s more tame but they are [ __ ] this one is [ __ ] and Yi and now one do yes Brimstone how can I help you one just threw up you are just shooting the window now you got to clean that up one of them just threw up I think

Oh oh no throwing right right on the T did we just bring a herd of sickly dogs to my house what is this no that’s not even the right color really Brown glass Brown glass poop glass just [ __ ] actual [ __ ] everywhere oh a tragedy and brimstone and they’re peeing and and

Pooping and I’m just at this point I don’t know what else to do I might as well just stand on this giant poop log and there’s no way I can stop them they are wiping poop on the glass there’s cockroaches everywhere and it’s crazy that the Cockroaches were here before

All the peep and poo like how does that happen drip I’m so sorry I’m so sorry of how how we’ve gotten this far oh no and every second every second one of them drops a new foul liquid onto this onto this building oh that there goes that flower you know

What whatever there’s no hope for that and just pooping there and they’re pooping on the bed and pooping there and just everywhere I look [ __ ] different forms of [ __ ] and is downstairs is also just miserable I and an actual [ __ ] fire we are now at the point we are lighting [ __ ] on

Fire we are just a bunch of chimpanzees having a poop War and the Cockroaches are loving it fantastic fantastic do not puke do not say for there’s no way you have any more liquids to to release surely I see the size of you dogs it doesn’t make sense that you

Are able and capable of producing this much toxic substance careful oh something’s going to die something is going to die that’s on fire it’s all on fire Papito is dancing in the middle of an actual [ __ ] of fire that’s disgusting you guys the smell is never going to get

Out of here it is never going to get out you guys are all going to need to bathe for at least 10 weeks straight Brimstone how can I help you what are you doing now is this what is this oh it’s on the glass FL this I I don’t even know this

Is actual what oh you have a new you have a new balcony that’s cool an actual [ __ ] balcony outg a [ __ ] balcony is attached to my tower my pristine quartz tower [ __ ] to for I don’t even know how these shits are different but yet this one has a bigger substances in it than

This one and extending it with green bubbles festering out of that one and they’re all just sitting here they’re all just sitting on the poop balcony with the poop windows with the actual sh storm of a room and here we all are I saw one of you clapping which one of you

Were clapping I saw your hands moving do not H me your little shits oh my goodness take some soap take some soap somehow this is you’re extending it you are making architecture you have so much [ __ ] in you you have somehow become an architecture major with it

Ow oh no oh no oh no I don’t I don’t even know what to do you made a [ __ ] sofa it’s a [ __ ] sofa it’s a old [ __ ] sofa it’s you proud pet owner now they’re they’re making colorful poop they’re making it they’re making well-designed poop floors they’re

Making poop floors I don’t have my Spider-Man pants on so now I float but luckily I’m very quick thinking now here we are just a and you’ve got a gun you’ve got a gun perfect be very careful where you shoot the dragon cuz I will not know where you

Shoot the block if replace it and it’ll be ear replaceable oh perfect and just when it can’t get any dirtier you are here to drop your own special poops fantastic yep you might as well just just slap it down yep do a quick little the quick little oh perfect you’re

Sitting and that’s gross actually I take it back that’s gross and definitely some torches are about to get wiped but at this point that’s the least of my problems and it’s gotten so foul that that it’s just um bad you could you mind get me a picture just so we can um just

So we can report to fit cuz to be clear I’m making a report and fit is going to clean this cuz as his job is the janitor I’m sure he’s looking for something to clean um fantastic Leo your house smells so bad pH this smells bad I’m just honest um um

Umna having have to having no M no no anymore I no thoughts no thoughts I can’t even graas gracias toos toos um AOS uh uh incred um uh yeah yeah that one made a whole house a whole [ __ ] house this I this is this the most Fest

Attachment to my house I would rather have a like like sometimes we joke around you know we’re playing Minecraft someone has a a dirt house like oh that’s a [ __ ] house but now a bunch of dogs have showed up to my humble abod and are creating an actual [ __ ] house with [ __ ] Planet

Planes things they’re your friends they’re handing me poop I don’t want your poop what makes me think I’m running out of words I’m running out of words what makes you think okay look me look me in the eye look me in the eye okay are we looking in the eye do not do

Not okay now here let me let me sit down on your level I swear I swear okay here let me let me just sit at your level so we can and more [ __ ] fires okay so here we are what makes you think that I want

Your poop H you you as well okay what makes you think is this how you guys live is this is this how you live but they are they only thank you for receiving them sad face for receiving them wait what do you mean wait why sad face what that’s that is that’s foul

Careful Leo careful that’s foul oh man have your poop back okay there you go there perfect perfect yep yep do they always poop like this Leo is this uh is it you did not you did not just pee off the side you are peeing on my dragon you

Are actually peeing on one of the dare I say the most majestic Builds on this server and you guys are soiling it just soiling it with no regard or respect I can’t I’m dying for what for what this build really is not I mean I I

Mean at this point I feel like I can even say it’s a historic build on the server it’s not even just like like a fun build it’s you know it’s been here since basically week one week two one of the one of the oldest builds and yet here we are ping on

It and pooping everywhere look oh well oh look there looking there okay what am I looking at bullish I think I can die happy really really that’s crazy that’s crazy I think I’m good I think I’m good thank you foolish that’s wild the happiest day of my life oh my gosh what

Are you doing what are you doing why are you shooting me shoot bad boy Halo instead anything but me this this balcony is ex do not make a poop heart don’t make a poop heart don’t make a poop heart that’s disgusting there’s no there’s no love

There’s no love to be found right now oh that is terrible