SHOCKINGLY TERRIFYING: Minecraft Survival Fail

Oh I not mean to do that oh my goodness I done killed the villager oh he ran FL what’s going on with me them people tired of me okay hello welcome back to hilarious Horus where we turn screams into laughter on this episode we’re going to be playing

Minecraft this is the first episode I played Minecraft before right but I ain’t played Minecraft okay I was in creative mode I was in creative mode and I was just doing my own thing I played yesterday but you will see how horrible I am and you’re going to say how are you horrible

At Minecraft this Minecraft just now but anyway let’s get into the game all righty see this one we’re making a new one we not we not we not getting into that that was something Jesus uhoh we going to name it I don’t know what I’m nameing I’m just nameing my name What to name it y’all hold up I don’t know what I’mma name it Uh okay this name uh girl I can’t believe I’m struggling to name just name the Game uh let’s call It I don’t know going to call them normal I had on heart y today and I [ __ ] whooped my ass I’m not doing that [ __ ] today create is there anything else I don’t know nothing about that okay I don’t know what you’re talking About uhoh uhoh okay let’s break some trees child I already know how to get into it honey get the get thing I don’t know how to craft uh oh we going to learn today honey I don’t know how to craft like I’ve never crafted before like at all I

Told you I was playing creative Mo honey I don’t know nothing about that oh I got the D I’m worried about surviving the night too that’s going to be something else what that say a hell uh oh oh uh oh how you craft it oh Sho oh

I do not know what I’m doing can I take this back if I break I’m going get it again okay let’s keep breaking the trees down um I think the first this first episode is going to be just trying to survive cuz girl I don’t know what I’m doing

I don’t nobody you I like you know girl break it I don’t know if I want to go in the snow uh I ain’t going no snow what’s this can you get something I didn’t give you nothing Um uh-oh death death uhuh don’t run uh-uh yes give me that food why is it snow you can’t even get any is that ice oh shoot oh there a mushroom over there can’t you make um mushroom soup new recipe new recipe new recipe oh I can what the [ __ ] is that seeds

Uh-uh no no hold up oh uh-uh how you get a um I don’t know how to get the thing like if I wanted to get um oh that she about to die that she about to die how do you get the [ __ ] pickaxes and stuff don’t you can’t you make some out of

Wood I’m getting the wood where that [ __ ] go oh it Dro seeds the trees drop seeds I don’t know that oh go pig girl die you making it harder on everybody else honey not just you okay don’t nobody uhoh who that is quiet like you no no no

Go up running I need the food home girl go ahead clock out for me there you go what the hell is that noise oh the baby oh I I got to kill the baby too you can’t just leave the baby by your you got to go with your

Mama you should have less Health honey okay let’s get into this get into this stuff right here I got to Hur I need I want to get a sword or something before night time oh and find a village I’m going make my house and stuff buy a village I

Just got to find one grab your crouch on time forget I’ll be crouching I know I A A yeah I ain’t going to kill it I ain’t going to kill y’all let’s get these mushrooms let’s see if we can craft now oh any leather how you get weapons equipment leather

Pants leather cap okay but how you get like construction Spruce planks ain’t that for building houses and stuff what’s that oh that shows you only shows you what you got so this shows you what you need to make it this tells you that you just need

Leather okay so I’m missing how you get a sword I’m about to cheat cuz how you make a sword how you make a sword y’all Lord I’m about to go to the village and steal somebody weapons don’t nobody like you girl I’m just walking around aimlessly ain’t no way it’s a village over

Here boom girl uhuh uhuh uhuh uhuh don’t run sweetie don’t no yeah I’m so into that um that what’s her name I don’t know how to say her name money M Long Money long M long J where the [ __ ] that damn Pig go oh girl go ahead clock out for

Me there we go get into it make sure you recording child okay period if I can’t find nobody I’m make a house on the right here I don’t know why they give you these no who are these bad people or good people oh it’s good ain’t that that

Stuff that get oh yeah we about to get into it honey yeah yes oh shoot shoot shoot shoot I need to oh shoot how you how you getting into your stuff y’all how y’all open oh this is seeds I thought I gave you seeds girl not those

Seeds we don’t need this uhh not that we don’t need that oh we need this me yeah oh okay what’s that where the house I was at see first is this one is that iron gem I just saw real quick girl oh now what the hell my [ __ ] what’s this oh

[ __ ] what this tree a damn way don’t hit the going now Smith your ass a stone cutter now what the hell is that for I don’t know nothing about that oh go get back up there oh my goodness hold up body to body skin to skin who the [ __ ] is hitting

Me girl the [ __ ] give me some berries [Applause] honey oh that scared me oh it’s getting night [Applause] time nobody qu like you nobody what’s that here [ __ ] nothing in it what’s it prepare and disenchant uh oh I’m going to Ste I’m about to step girl yall done

Honey what is is iron inot in Goot put the food up here go right here y’all hear that the villager huh girl nobody care I’ll steal it again I’m going to go I’m going to go see somebody else stuff too cuz why not honey why not oh my goodness come on go

Faster I don’t know what this stuff is for but I’mma just I’ll figure it out one day honey oh I hear a monster is that a monster oh I see a damn creeper girl you ain’t got nothing in here oh it’s a crafting thing let’s

See oh I can make iron chest plate now cuz I got the iron I don’t I can make it I can make that the helmet I can make the helmet and that’s all I can make how you equip St to your character my camera blocking stuff I can’t see

Everything how you go to oh there I go what I do oh it’s iron nugget oh emeralds you know I’m about to stack it honey you know I’m about to steal I be forgetting to talk I be in the game all I can’t all I can think about is stealing honey

I can’t even all the potatoes y’all I’m just taking their food I feel bad now I’ll leave him something what’s that I don’t need no pumpkin seeds honey okay I don’t even need all that oh [ __ ] uh-uh uh-uh uhuh uh-uh get away blow up blow oh oh oh oh oh Ry Oh

E who’s shooting at me oh [ __ ] where I died am I’m out of Village I see lights that’s crazy I ain’t going to be to find my stuff bro give me a break do it tell you where you lost your stuff at I need my stuff back girl that’s

Crazy I was doing good too move leave me alone M doing good girl I you did was still stuff look at that horse a I’m F to find my stuff I wasn’t over here I’m going just do a a perimeter check is that a creeper oh my goodness don’t look at a

Smith I know that for sure girl move about you what’s that noise y’all got that creepy music playing oh my goodness oh [ __ ] skeletons oh I died over here go get the house can I eat this what the Iron Golems doing they ain’t doing nothing oh my goodness

Y’all oh I not mean to do that oh my goodness I done killed the villager oh he ran FL what’s going on with me them people tired of me all I done over there is stret them out oh there’s a spider didn’t probably moving from the

Village so uh he can’t come back over here I just ain’t good at this game y’all what the [ __ ] uh uh uh oh my goodness oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what a village lord I can’t do it Lord I’m about to kill somebody look can fall down there oh that put some bone

Lord they said you can’t mine without no um thing they have you break this you’re not going to get nothing from it allegedly let’s see I don’t remember oh Lord ain’t no way you going to get something like this nobody no look my eyes you know I’m Ling skin skin no

Lord why I put myself in these predicaments oh lord lord whatever you’re doing in the season please don’t do it without me I found a village there’s a cat shoot that [ __ ] I wonder if my stuff is on the floor still somewhere what the [Applause]

[ __ ] oh [ __ ] I just planted it I know you can plant those back no eating sweetie y’all was poked to death by a Sweet Berry bush girl it just ain’t my game y’all girl did I go this way oh yeah y’all be [Applause] careful is this two no it’s not that

It’s that to huh I think it’s that oh yeah yeah it just didn’t grow yet where the village at oh my stomach Hurt you know what I’m about to do I was about to kill y’all I Chang my I’m about to get some wood probably craft something call it a game honey girl this is crazy I don’t know how they do it honey oh Uhuh that’s another Craft No how much you need oh I understand now all you got to do is read smth Girl that Mythic real cute honey One look in my eyes you know I’m lying lying body do body skin to skin uhuh I just want to find a little place I think I’m going to start building my own damn [ __ ] I don’t know how to make the houses look nice though cuz I don’t even care about that

Village honey where my way this a cute little place to make a little house huh uhuh I need more rain CH you can’t see what’s going on and don’t let no monsters come I feel like they want you to build by um by The Village but them villain

People don’t like me I done about killed one of them r monsters to their house they tired of me who cut this tree down like that I’m still about to get it oh lord lord whatever you’re dealing in the Season let’s find open space so that we can try to build when look in my eyes you know I’m lying lying body body skin to skin girl why you keep singing that song it’s catchy honey it’s catchy as hell B get night time honey you know I’m about to

Clock out I need some food some give me some food no girl give me that [ __ ] can I tame this dog it won’t fight for me oh it’s a bone huh it’s not no me I what the hell I be doing nobody you quite like you I just need a little open space

Probably by the water I don’t like the snow honey right lord I can’t make no pickaxe I’m tired of this what’s all this now where you find iron at if you can’t pickaxe y’all tell me this to build the house right we need to build a house that’s a chest that’s a

Button that’s a stick that’s a barrel how y’all get iron what about to do right here anyway yeah I do not know how to build what it uh girl Uh-uh I don’t know how to do this I need more [ __ ] Wood okay craft honey uhh what the hell you doing there go oh here I ain’t get pickaxe I got to cut some more trees I got axe though put the axe move the dirt I need a sword okay yes it’s all for y’all now now I

Told you once I get it it’s done you’re done honey nobody don’t you quite like you know uh-uh we can’t do that one we short honey one look in my eyes you know I’m lying lying skin do skin uh we not sweetie what’s that moaning oh that’s a

Damn okay we going to do get some more Spruce planks go over here why I can’t craft it no more oh I need sticks sticks why you keep moving every time I do the six six okay what’s this a ho girl that is not funny

I can I can mind now y over for y’all that might be after the dark honey well after the night time honey cuz it’s been be dark huh well not yet but it’s getting there hold up let’s keep building a’t got be that big not Smith you just trying to

Survive oh don’t we need a d oh [ __ ] that’s wrong oh Lord the monster going to come can’t the monster teleport in here if there no lights oh [ __ ] uh-uh uh-uh girl get the [ __ ] oh hell no I need the [ __ ] I need these that’s

Scary get the [ __ ] away from me how the [ __ ] you got up here what the [ __ ] oh my goodness oh [ __ ] don’t break that what’s going on can you Lord oh you a make a d but you can’t do announc me if they going to get you where you at

Girl not how you do it how you do the thing they be having it on the I can’t get up there they gonna get me I’m just going to have to um yeah I’m going to go fight the SW about to damn [ __ ] go away come yeah oh shoot I can’t D

Yes girl get away from me oh how you make me go around why the hell trying to shoot at me y’ this a bow this a what is that yellow D from flowers girl shut up this a ladder and this a a trapo oh Lord then do I’m about to do this

Honey I don’t care that it’s wrong I’m trying to survive look in my eyes you know I’m lying move SK you skin uhuh you know I’m doing this [ __ ] wrong if you oh girl y’all like my house yall like my crib I’m going to go out there and fight y’all think I should

Oh let me eat first oh [ __ ] still getting us to the game okay going to go fight it’s almost M yes what the [ __ ] get away from me oh that’s about oh oh shut up trying to kill me I need some more swords oh Lord almost

Died we just need to survive until the morning once surviv in the morning like some fin Nights at Freddy’s thing honey we’re done we’re done oh Lord I’m going TR I get some more Health hold up where they at peekabo peekaboo peeko you’re done I hear another one oh you a sleep

What was that yeah yeah let try get webs oh oh [ __ ] oh look at him you hear them crunchy ass bones girl where your ass at oh you trying to shoot me come a little closer oh [ __ ] oh come down y I take it Jesus oh we about to sit right here

Until the sun come y’all it’s not coming anytime soon this thing is a song y’all to to pass the time lord what ever you’re doing in the Season please don’t do it without me and he got the L the L Music pained background don’t do it without me can the bars go up oh Lord about to open the door again is the sun coming out yes I ain’t going to go out there yet where the skeleton girl I see

You get away from me oh try that [ __ ] again uhoh uhoh I’m I’m just playing the sun don’t burn them up [ __ ] you [ __ ] you yeah I almost died though what that’s a c that’s a shame huh okay y’all I don’t know how long this been

Honey I bet it ain’t been that long either well this was a a warm up into Minecraft honey this is my first time really playing a game like crafting and everything that I’m doing and you can see how how you can see how

Far I I got a long ways to go I’m watch some videos so I can have a little bit more experience honey because I don’t know what I’m doing sometimes I don’t know and I died a couple times but just be patient with me okay so yeah this is

Part one this is like the survival mode trying to figure out what to do and all that kind of things but thank you for watching this video stay tuned for more videos all kinds of videos I plan on broadening my gaming experience but I appreciate you watching this video this

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