Squiddo – The Secrets of Minecraft D̶E̴A̴T̴H̶.̷e̶x̶e̷

I was the greatest ghost hunter in the whole world are you still doing that ghost hunting stuff Woman Brian there’s something out there The Entity does in fact hold this location oh no no no no no no and that’s all you saw no there was something there but that’s just where

The footage stops so I’m not paying you to like it’s solid proof I need to know but what if it kills me here’s five dollars buy a sandwich on your way back there five dollars What is wrong with them well pipe super flat that’s not gonna be scary all right here we go we’re in the jungle maybe we’ll see George the Curious monkey I mean not the YouTuber what was that that’s not a pressure plate that’s the scariest part of this mod what is that

What is my crafting table of a health ball oh there’s no running ah there’s no running there’s no way you can hide whoa I’ll set up shop here seems like a unique area doesn’t it oh stop randomizing why was that so visceral that wasn’t that scary so don’t understand lava oh

What is that in the sky can these become any blocks was it just bad luck that I got lava that sucks it’s really dark man I don’t do you guys know I’m scared of the dark anyway here’s a trick I learned most of you know this because most of your genie

Says if you want my space in your house just dig out the floor what once was a small cramped house it’s now a beautiful sweatshirt house hello why is it small ah what I’m not pressing anything I don’t like the moon let’s make the most of a

Dark situation you and me viewer no put a torch though okay let’s have a candlelit steak dinner wasn’t that delicious okay now I’m you yeah that was so great I’m not hungry though okay oh but that is so dark there’s not even any stars oh wait oh

You know what you probably don’t blame me but I don’t really want to go outside for the night foreign what do I need what do I need I need wood to make a chest I really don’t want to go out it’s so dark I couldn’t even

See a creeper how am I still full HP what what the hell no what I was trying to eat a steak yes we have a jukebox lying in a yellow do you think they can see me through here for a very brief moment I had the childhood fear that like

Herobrine was gonna walk past I’m not looking forward to hey I’m getting sleepy I better lie down foreign That’s fun okay priority list I don’t remember oh my God it’s been 10 minutes and I already don’t remember what was I doing last night oh yeah a creeper blew up man who took my stuff what if I place this and it drops lit TNT okay now yeah

Look at that ah wait a nothing spawner okay this is a squirrel spawner sure oh no it’s just running look at that I’m an engineer see what I mean about there not being any stars there is no moon no stars wait what what’s going on that’s

It all of the footage just got deleted after that I mean I tried to find a new world to investigate but it’s still not deleted corrupted professor’s Widow that’s right using my technical skills I managed to recover some of the footage there are chunks missing but so I got

That thing on camera indeed you did what did you why are you wearing that what are you running backwards no that would be ridiculous anyway have a look I think we found something pretty interesting cool in my search for a solution I came across a compilation of 25 different

Scary Minecraft versions which to me is like Christmas we’re starting with death.exe which I’m sure is gonna shake me right out of my boots doesn’t look that scary before I render distance what are you talking about people no this has got to be scary all right that’s not the

Exit oh my God that’s me playing this mod ah remember when Mojang released Minecraft Alpha One and then like Minecraft Alpha 1.1 and then Minecraft Alpha death wasn’t that weird that was a weird Friday and then they just went straight back to 1.3 like huh why is no

One talking about this I really hope there’s nothing in this and I’m just playing Minecraft for an hour like oh where’s Herobrine gonna show but it just doesn’t some of these nothing happens until you’ve built like a five-star Mansion so maybe we should do that look at this floor plan this is great

That’s just the it’s not even scared that is the opposite of frightening unless you’re scared of wool I guess maybe it’s supposed to be scary because of the ambience it’s just not Minecraft isn’t scary no oh my God I know why this isn’t scary to me it’s

Because I have the old version of Pocket Edition and it always looks like this so to me this is just like a regular day on The Craft ah am I gonna see death anywhere the Grim Reaper I don’t see him hey he’s peeping at me what if I just stand the

AFK until like Bloody Mary appears on my screen hey you’re not Bloody Mary coming guys it’s open well you were too slow that’s cause you’re zombies are feeling very scared all right let’s try and make a painting oh giant skull you know what yeah that’ll be the scary part of this mod

That looks awful That’s a classic that is how do I pass the time while I wait wow it’s been like five hours can’t wait to see something scary sorry about that what was that was that a skeleton someone just clapped for me let me go that was it I guess that was

Death.exe was that really it that’s all you’ve got I did not get Sunny to investigate that that was like a beautiful whale cry that’s also not scary I’ve got a resistance too what to do in Alpha album hmm well here we are again I’ve literally finished the house like it’s a whole

House and there’s been no scary what do you do at this point let’s go on our adventure hi hi my aunt from another country just got back and was like here’s some brownies I just went and ate some how long has it been ah it doesn’t matter

Okay let’s go on an adventure let’s go find the true secret on Minecraft that sounds fun I have a Diet Coke with me as well this one goes out to you death.exe yum I’ve been busy and by busy I mean I was watching YouTube on my phone

Remember I wouldn’t like them don’t tell her okay she doesn’t watch these videos I don’t think if she does I’m sorry the cactus I thought exe is known to love cacti we must be getting close skeleton’s shooting you just walk away spiders crawling up your arms just walk

Away don’t even look at them oh hey what if I turned around and it was like blood zombie with like HD realistic eyeballs wouldn’t that be scary too bad that’s not happening scary bro that’s why I see scary brian.exe here’s a drawing of it their realistic eyes allow them to

Perceive all threats scary brain they he it’s him who was that there we go I found something I did it and guess how much Woman Brian paid me five extra dollars I’m basically Rich we found it oh I hope you enjoyed my life-changing scary journey into death.exe if you did please do remember

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