Surviving a Nuke in Minecraft

Ah wow I love walking down the street this is the street I oh my God the movie theater hi can I want I’m I’m I want I movie can have big buttery popcorn re sign hand Buster your kind around here take your big ass out of

Here you Mak my floor balls crack get out of here all I hear when you talk is all I hear is that’s it no I’m angry I’m about to this whole I’m this whole theater this whole city it’s going to go down under my big weight you better run you better run

This whole city is getting B TNT I’m about today I’m going to explode my friends in Minecraft that that’s that’s the entire premise of the video yeah subscribe oh I’m angry oh I’m angry they called me fat I saw one of them running here you think you can hide in this

Building you think you can hide I’m going this whole town I’m about building building I’m this Building where do you think you’re going young boy where do you think you’re going your man think you can call me fat get away no my God oh my God oh my God oh my God how is he alive don’t do this to me man you make me angry oh for [ __ ] you make me really angry drown G drown Wait let me take a sip of my gamer [Laughter] Subs I just realized we’re on Peaceful mod you can’t oh never mind he did drown you thought you could hide from me math are you scared of these what what why’ you throw me keep keep keep put up to

The you know you should try eating more of those no no no no no stay there let me show you the rest of them let me just uh go get them real quick though uh this is not the right way I’m supposed to go the complete opposite direction no yeah

Yeah yeah show me show me I’m goting no I’m not what’s na soon 21 what the [ __ ] Randy hey man what the [ __ ] we got to go around went this way from the looks of it okay yep we’re going towards explosion you want to know

How angry I am I’m as angry as this TNT oh my God my [ __ ] god oh my my [ __ ] God how are you alive I up yeah what’s up you should consider eating more of these once in a while okay you’re making me really angry now [ __ ] is fire he’s somehow going to

Start a grill and cook something fat ass you mother oh I’ll Grill you yeah yeah you want to eat me huh oh [ __ ] oh my God oh my God oh my God it hurt it hurt I need to take a piss I’m going to I’m

Going to I’m I’m going to chill in here and expect not to explode I will be right back Gangsters what the hell happened over here why do I I just pissed the [ __ ] ocean now what what Barbie why did Barbie do that why did you piss me entire ocean off the ocean was in my dick dick dick dick dick dick dick since you all keep making fat jokes

About me oh [ __ ] I got a big one guys look up come to all these once in a lifetime what some glass that’s not very good for I think we should play a game we should play hungry hungry TNT is that what you call yourself this is not okay

The goal of this game is you have to feed this TNT I’m going to donate this TNT and you guys have to feed this TNT until one of you have fun oh my God this is literally inflection oh my God Pyle py Ste give P [Applause] stick oh my God

Help it looks like they lost looks like they lost hungry hungry TNT oh my God they suck I’ll find them starting with with an air strike I’m going to air strike this entire [ __ ] neighborhood I’ll find them I’ll find where they’re hiding you know you really come set up

You’re very nonchalant for someone who’s getting air stri right now you know that I know I just I was just thinking of something swap to Sam as you know all sizes are appreciated by all don’t let don’t let words break you down you know sticks and stones break your bones but you know

Um 700 hot dog hello I’m Dr B please have a seat sorry so what is your reason for visiting today I see so you have brain damage have you been feeling sad recently have you been feeling happy as well oh is there a reason for your

Sadness where are they hiding if I were we we four little shits three little shits where would I be hiding I know how to flood them out surely none of them are hiding here right that would be Insanity sure would suck to be them when this meteor Hits oh God it froze the server where’s Montgomery Gator me off fat you’re fat well guess what if I’m at your fin you guys I I I I can’t help but hear you guys for my nice patio floor F you please explode would really Oh well it has come to my attention that none of them are hiding here big [ __ ] oh wait oh okay oh you’re so stup let’s go this way you see that big glass Dome that down wait we’re we’re in the brink of nuclear Armageddon and you’re choosing to walk yeah yes um

Guys you might want to take a look at this uh oh yeah what’s up man oh noticed yet we just run oh I’m angry oh oh I’m oh I’m angry oh my god oh I found you I found found you no no no you didn’t no you didn’t no you didn’t cap

The head okay this is this is not okay how about I throw TNT * 100 at your Head how about I lob a a TNT * 500 at your head Lop anything at me oh you missed you missed how do you feel how do you feel you missed are you [ __ ] kidding me oh oh look at you look at you look at you look at you

Be what the [ __ ] happened there what the hey look buddy hey hey okay before before you blow me up can I give you a tour of my family home please like let’s just let’s just chill out like come come take a look man come come take a look ladies first welcome to Bernard

Family home I’m Bernard come on in okay don’t what were you holding man nothing I paid my this house off with my mom Dad’s life insurance okay it looks like [ __ ] you need to leave come on leave now how about how about how about you finish it

At the house tour this is this is my family table you want a cactus here uh this is I actually really don’t want it okay yeah so how the [ __ ] did they get to the nether I don’t listen can you just show me the up yeah okay this is the guest

Room uh it also comes with like a a balcony in here so it’s pretty cool like uh it’s pretty cool and then uh come down here okay what is going on oh my God what I’m lagging so bad okay oh my God oh my God why are they in

The nether there’s a [ __ ] portal there you want to go in wait no no no it the achievement will show up in chat we can’t it’s your freal oh my God what is this they will never find me here will they yeah why are you here what what what is This no no please please stop please I’m innocent I’m innocent I’m Innocent don’t like that guy to be honest with you please don’t H me please don’t H me no no please what’s this I was just I was just watching I watched the phone jumping barad early I was seeing if he came back I got bombed help looks like looks like you’re trying to

Escape my no I wasn’t I was just staring at it you know I’d actually I actually want to say something to you all right yeah you remind me of one of my favorite YouTubers all right and I would just like to say you know this this YouTuber is very

Inspirational and sets expectations for everybody else and like set the standard for everybody else looking to improve themselves in the world in this case the opposite of what this YouTuber is trying to do my name is nikado avocado you look like a oh hey what’s this this is not actually hurting me at

All no my squids no who’s that I honestly did not appreciate you calling me that I I I will I will let you right now apologize here take a seat take a seat apologize I’m very sorry dub for life you do not actually remind me of nikocado avocado

At all actually really why is that because you are are extremely fit and healthy and all the jokes that have been made in regards to your weight have not been nothing but playful banter also here four diamonds please don’t kill me if I isn’t enough has nine emeralds so

Wait hold on so what you’re saying then is that you do not believe that when I walk that it it it causes the Earth to shake then no it doesn’t do that all right well I’d say this is a very successful meeting good day to you I’m I’m I’m I’m

Going to walk out now I’m I’m going to walk out oh my God sorry I’m just walking I’m walking I’m sorry maybe you on to something with me with me walking uh causing a yeah I was lying I was lying I was trying to not die you actually weigh

900 lb oh that’s it I’m I have to walk away now yeah they ought to make a super pound life because we got a new record holder baby stop a precious right now oh my [ __ ] god oh my [ __ ] God help this this I don’t want to help

You are you stupid hey oh you’re stupid oh you’re [ __ ] stupid let let me help you oh now we’re both stuck wait let me watch a tutorial real quick on how to get out of here how did this happen I fell down that I hit him in

Here with me I need you guys to apologize all right I need you guys to let me know that that that you guys don’t think that when I walk okay well damn okay now I see how it is who are you what who the who who the

[ __ ] are you I shouldn’t be up on these rooftops okay how are you alive I just bombed this whole city what maybe that’s not in my render distance yet what the [ __ ] this is my home blame the minimum wage employees who called me fat you are quite obese you are well that doesn’t

Look quite right TNT should not be green no you’re making me angry now no you’re making me angry no you’re making me angry oh my God no you’re making me angry now boy well they’ve solved the poverty crisis what are you talking about how are you alive how the [ __ ] are

You this was a city once not anymore 50,000 people used to live here now it’s a ghost town and a rler [ __ ] died immediately that’s awesome oh I’m I’m I’m very angry now I think I think I know what to do I I I think I think I know another another

Fun little game that I can make everyone play all right what the [ __ ] do you guys who wants to play hockey I do I do okay this is the puck we have the same idea too oh I don’t want to play hockey anymore let’s play another fun little game guys if you

Want to get out of of this of this ice skating rink you guys have to break through this TNT with your bare hands that’s kind of easy then do it oh my God no go on go on break through it come on it’s a simple task just break through the TNT Len you are no why why why you why is this called se2 come on now we can at least come up with more original joke oh my God what the hell what is this what is this like quick gunpowder or something what is this like I’ll my [ __ ]

God how are you alive I broke out of it you need a bit of a boost to get out yeah oh boy there go it’s been un annoying you I don’t care oh hello how do you survive how do you all keep surviving are you surprised I I

Live through that I was a deep hold up you got me out the hole you got me out of a sticky situation thank you very much I appreciate your company and your um and your helpfulness r a situation you’re making me angry ow what the [ __ ] I’m sorry I was gooning to Jurassic

World Evolution 2 memes this is this is not okay I’m good what the [ __ ] what kind of square ass TNT was this sinking sand we’re we’re going to be playing Russian roulette here’s what’s going to happen you guys are going to have this Russian Roulette TNT I’m going I’m going

To give you guys a button each who wants to go First We got to stand on it how about that when it goes off it my go well well hey nerds Reddit is down behall to the left yeah oh my God how do we still I how do I still hear him why is there a giant rainbow oh my God okay speaking of

LOD LOD and life there’s two people in a hole over there and they’re really [ __ ] loud I think you should take this up with my mother who’s going to arrive real quick how does PX always survive n no no no no no he is pissing me

Off let’s see you try to survive this one Buster I want to see you try to survive this one is there a pot of gold a pot of Skittles at the end of this Rainbo is that why you hear yeah yeah yeah yeah get your last laughing

[ __ ] I have a fun game for you all day nine of dream Minecraft grooming miners I found something that can that can give you all the same amount of power as me I don’t want to be as big as you you’re fat you need to take the

Underground Railway but to get there you need to survive the zombie apocalypse oh that’s not good it’s not he’s a passive mom please do not do anything I can literally ride one I want to do pause I want one of them to ride me and then I

Want to be called Mr Hand I forgot this is on peaceful mode so I have a plan B anyways have fun what did I do so how are you all doing there’s a dead horse is lying on the ground the server is still paused oh that’s a new I’m green poor

Guy where are you speaking from Harang glue what do you mean turn around uh uh-oh uh [ __ ] God oh my God oh my God okay here’s the railroad what you look at this there’s a [ __ ] rail world who wants to get railed how did we survive that nuclear blast by the way

How the [ __ ] did that happen is this the new Minecraft update we’re getting bombed hey guys look behind oh my God I’m angry oh I’m Ang oh my god oh I’m angry where do you guys think you’re going up [ __ ] fu where do you guys think you’re going holy [ __ ] what the

[ __ ] what the [ __ ] what is happened oh my God P needs help needs help P needs help I help py please help py help py help help where are you Going oh my God where do you think you’re going uh where you told us to go where do you think you’re going the [ __ ] neck’s broken there’s nothing here don’t you dare go up those stairs wait Randy Randy Randy don’t you dare go up the stairs I will love you oh

I’ll kill you I’ll kill you you better [ __ ] not wait what okay okay Randy Randy you better not oh [ __ ] oh Rand Randy you you you need to you you need to you need to go in the middle Randy what do you think you’re doing Revenge [ __ ] no

No 12 ladders I obtained how did you get here how did you get here where did did you come from where the [ __ ] did you come from I don’t know I teleported you aren’t supposed to be here I got 12 ladders and that’s my takeaway from this I hope we all learned

A valuable lesson today oh okay you know dirt for Life yeah Randy I saw you press that button I saw you press that button it seems like I’ve gained power I feel good man I feel I I feel powerful wait what is that

I I I I’m in creat I can’t I can’t you know I can’t be hurt by I feel powerful I feel good I feel powerful is this doing dam is this doing damage to me wait wait I feel good man wait what the [ __ ] is is this going to kill me so

Powerful I I can’t move oh okay well that was like not supposed to happen Oh my god oh oh one I’ve won this looks to be the end of our adventure sadly du life has consumed most of the planet if has no means of anything now life was just murdered actually oh wow oh what a relief all it took was one

Call all it took was one call now we living together in an at your way soon as they saw the POR they F complaints yeah they F complains you better get in STS we out of here