TapL – Minecraft, But You Grow Bigger Every Minute…

This is what it looks like to shoot a gas as a normal minecraft player oh god there’s a gas shoot it with a bow yes and this is what it looks like to shoot a gas in your typical tapple video oh hey gasps cause this is minecraft but you grow

Bigger every minute over the course of the video my minecraft character will increase in size and i’ll be so tall that i won’t be able to fit into caves or honestly most things will i be able to beat the game as the biggest minecraft player alive watch to find out

Also be sure to check if you’re subscribed and like the video because according to youtube statistics you most likely aren’t enjoyed the video and for all the people who gave me birthday wishes thank you three two one let’s go here we go it’s time it’s time it’s time we have to go

And get many different resources like usual but faster okay there’s a level of stress throughout this whole entire challenge because i feel like there’s like this subtle time limit and that time lip being if i’m too big then there’s gonna be a lot of complications

So we have to go and make sure that we get a lot of resources in a short amount of time aka speed running yeah we gotta get a lot of stuff we gotta get the tools armor weapons stuff like that we’ll just get you know all that stuff we have to go to

The nether do all that things and obviously we’re just gonna slowly grow and grow and grow and it’s just gonna get to a point where uh that’s gonna be an issue oh no it’s starting i am now six five whoa i’m almost like two meters tall usually like steve is like right under

This but uh eventually i’m gonna get to a point where i’m gonna be three blocks tall and then four and five then ten fifteen one billion okay maybe not one billion because i don’t think my computer is that uh good for one billion but so it’ll be really really good let’s

Get some stones real quick oh i just grew right there i’m almost seven feet tall and i now have to like crouch under the trees look if i try to like run under these two blocks this is what happens um i i can’t do it there’s just no way it’ll

Just get worse from there on i’m just going to cherish the moments that i’m i’m actually able to be under a tree let’s find some like iron or like a cave or something i want to get these like resources very quickly i want to find a

Cave as fast as possible i just want to find as many things as fast as i can really oh i’m now 7-3 here let’s go actually make a boat real quick because i want to go and see if there’s any like shipwrecks around the area and if

There’s shipwrecks then we can get a lot of resources and that’s gonna be really really good i think this is a good strategy for us oh god i’m already eight feet this is a lot faster than i expected oh wait there’s a ruined portal here this is really good

Oh hello oh there’s a lot of stuff here wait fortune three golden pickaxe that’s really good fortune three golden hoe okay this is really nice oh there’s also a shipwreck right here okay let’s go to and see what it has what is here oh a lot of carrots very nice and also

Leather armor that’s pretty cool i’ll just wear this right now oh wow okay we got some emeralds really good lapis gold very nice we could make so many nice things right here let’s make like a clean steel and like a bucket stuff like that that’s really good oh yeah we could

Also go and make like a an iron pickaxe that’s gonna be really nice for later and we’re actually like doing pretty well for the start i like this all right let’s get out of here oh gosh i just realized how fast i’m going now because my legs are big and

Since my legs are big i could i could run and just like completely go up this round easy peasy if i was just a little like two block loud i’d be like oh no there’s a big hill right here i have to go all the way up i could just do this

I could literally just absolutely summon this in no time let’s just do a quick comparison between me and the tree right now oh my gosh that is really insane oh so it’s night time i gotta go and actually like get a better something oh

I’m 9 11. here let me do one more craft there you go shield now all of the creepers can go away like that see this bed all right now i’m gonna go to sleep right on top of this tree because i literally cannot fit anywhere else boom

And it’s daytime all right let’s get a little bit more food here now that we could go and just like safely definitely safely get our food okay there you go oh wait there’s a village right here what how do i not even see this wait that’s actually really good i literally

Have a fortune three golden hoe and i’m gonna use it i’m just gonna go take a lot of this food i’m just gonna completely steal it don’t need all this food but oh well there you go oh we have so much bread that’s really really nice as a massive

Giant i i think i i deserve like you know some armor or something oh i’m i’m growing even more okay but yeah i should probably go and like find like a cave or a ravine or something so we could get some iron armor oh uh this works here let me just block clutch

Ooh ow that hurt wait i take less fall damage because the whole world relative to me it’s actually not that far deep because i’m a big lad okay that’s pretty cool oh yeah uh there’s a bit of a feature in this challenge by the way basically the

Bigger i grow the more blocks i break per block i mine so there’s just this whole like radius thing going on here i could literally just mine this whole entire coal vein easy peasy just like that and also i get a lot of xp it’s really

Easy i like it i realized that i don’t think i could even fit in a cave anymore oh i can’t oh no i can’t fit under a tree now i can’t just fit under caves in general this sucks i have to go on like mine to compensate and also there’s

These guys oh no oh no i just realized since i’m bigger it’s really easy for them to hit me but let’s be careful let’s honestly i should probably get out of here because i’m gonna die oh god oh my range look how far i can hit them

That’s pretty cool i actually kind of like that all right okay maybe we could find like a lava lake around or something that’d be pretty cool oh wait there’s diamonds right there wait go down i want the diamonds oh wow we actually found like lava right here and

Also we could go and take these diamonds right now is it just one diamond oh it was two diamonds i need one more for a diamond pickaxe the reason why i really want to get a diamond pickaxe is because i want to go and get like obsidian if i get

Obsidian then that’s gonna be good for nether portals obviously i could go and like do like the speed runner thing or i just use the lava lake and just get a bucket and then that’s it but obviously it’s gonna be kind of hard for me to

Like you know enter like the portal back after i like leave the nether so i have to be careful and i think the smartest thing is to just straight up get the obsidian and just mine it here let’s see if we can find some diamonds i truly believe we can wait

I i really did not expect you to be here hello diamonds i have seven diamonds now all right now that we have our our diamond pickaxe we could make that and then we could also go and make another thing let’s also go and make a diamond axe why not boom oh i

Am 14 feet now yeah it’s it’s a bit significant at this point you could just tell visually but now i’m just i’m just a bit bigger than normal yeah also the items uh that doesn’t look cursed at all okay there’s a strategy that i’ve done from my other

Attempts because this is actually not the first attempt that i’ve done in this challenge i might have died a few times you know just just a bit anyways so the strategy here is that i’m just gonna pour a lot of water everywhere and it’s just gonna make just a whole bunch of obsidian

Right here and since i could go mine in a radius i could do this i’ll place the water break this cobblestone and it breaks the obsidian just like that and then we could take the obsidian we could essentially just farm the obsidian is that more diamonds bruh let’s go mine this

Oh there’s so oh my god that’s amazing oh we have six more diamonds now beautiful i think i have more than enough i’m done oh there’s so much obsidian right there now that we have our obsidian i’m just gonna go place it like normal here’s the twist

Though i can’t just make a normal 10 obsidian portal or whatever that people usually would do right i i have to just you know compensate for my size once again by picking a little bit more than just the average another portal considering that i’m almost 16 feet tall

Oh that works oh that actually works so well here let’s go enter this before like things get a little bit more crazy all right cool oh what was that what just happened are we okay i think we’re okay i think the game spawns like a normal-sized portal i was

Just consuming obsidian i was suffocating man man i should have probably made my uh my armor first i just have like leather and there’s uh some scary lads in the way of some things you know oh i can jump over the trees easy i think the first thing that we should probably

Do is make our golden helmet so then you know pig boys won’t be mad at me and then we’re going to go and make some for an eye oh we got so much iron this is really nice i am going to go and make my armor

I do not want to die from pig boys with leather that’s pathetic all right let’s let’s just go and track around let’s let’s have a little journey shall we i wonder where the fortress is at we’re so quick oh that’s sebastian right there hey bastion unfortunately i don’t think i’ll

Be able to like get pearls from you guys considering that i’m not gonna even fit in the bastion to begin with i could try and just fail miserably you know i could do that or i could just walk away yeah i should probably walk away wait there’s

Uh there’s a bit of stuff right there let’s take that let me just get the blocks of gold before i leave though bye fortress where are you here let’s go over this oh wait i see it right there that is a fortress we need that for

Blaze rods so we could get isa vendor let’s go there it is yes here we go here we go oh boy hello that’s a lot of fire okay you know what in second thought what if i just go and take like the gold from the side of this bastion set

There’s one type of bastion that i like which is the bridge that would allow you to get gold really easily but i think we could also like pull it off with this one as well because there’s just a lot of gold in this i want to get it and

Then i could trade for like maybe fire resistance with the pig boys alright let’s just stealthily take it from the back where they won’t see me at all i’m making a whole platform a whole serious platform for this so none of the gold

Falls in oh god oh i hear them oh i hear them seriously mad i’m so glad i found this type of bastion this will work perfectly we have like 10 gold blocks that’s actually really good hold on here how about this i’m gonna go make a little pile right there and then i’m

Gonna do this 500 iq play where i’m gonna go and just do this i have the gold ready and i’m just gonna make a hole for them now that i’ve exposed all of these piglens right here i’m gonna go and place this one gold block right

There and then now i throw this right here oh my god the gold thingies are massive take them trade with me hello everyone oh there’s a new group of people that wants to trade there you go have fun with your the gold blocks that you literally owned previously you’re welcome

Oh i could see the pros right there yes let’s see what’s here oh we got the fire resistance that’s really good for the fortress let’s see what else we have oh 16 pros nice oh my gosh we have a lot yeah we’re good on pros now that’s really good my original

Plan was to just like not use this bastion at all but i think we successfully traded in the bash and now we could leave we got one part of the resources that we need in the nether now we have to get the blaze rods oh boy

Oh that’s a massive potion and it didn’t even give me anything oh my gosh that’s so cursed oh no please gasp what are you doing hey yo stop that right now no fireballs i’m going up there oh yeah okay let’s go and enter this fortress i

Definitely cannot fit in here at all so i’m gonna have to mine like the roof again i i killed them from all the way there that’s actually so overpowered what the heck let’s keep going oh my god look at me i am insane oh there’s a blazer on yes yes yes yes

That’s exactly what we need here i’m gonna use my golden pickaxe oh that’s a spotter that’s just straight up straight up the spot right here oh my god perfect i’m gonna drink my fire rest now i think that’s a good time to do it give me your blaze rods

My virus is going away i need to go okay i got my 10 blaze rods i’m leaving now goodbye and we’re off success yes i’m gonna go and take my obsidian we’ve gotten from earlier and we’re just gonna go and make a new portal now all right and it’s probably

Gonna be a bigger portal than last time and there you go okay this is the oh my god this is the portal we have to use now there you go look how big this is though that is ridiculous okay oh man and we’re here in the middle of the ocean thanks game

All right that’s that’s pretty cool i suppose well now that we’re in the middle of the ocean i think this is a good opportunity for us to go and uh make our eyes a vendor shall we there you go and let’s just see where this heads us

All right we’re gonna go this direction then let’s go and make a boat now that we have a boat we’re gonna go boat please wait this is me sitting in a boat as a 26 almost 27 foot person are you kidding me this is pathetic no

It’s so slow oh no i can’t do this no way i’m not using a bow i think it’s faster for me to swim yes it is oh it’s much more faster for me to swim wait if we get a dolphin how fast do i actually go

Oh my god i go so fast i go so fast oh my god oh thank you dolphin thank you wait wait it goes back now i’ll go this way it goes this way now it’s getting really close here i wonder what it looks like for me to throw an ender pearl throw

Oh my god that size is insane dude oh it goes back we went past the strong lauren i think it’s around here is it in the desert i think it’s actually in the desert is it this chunk right here oh my god it is all right we found it

This is the stronghold right here i’m just gonna mine down let’s just mine straight down oh we’re here oh there’s a silver fish oh my god let’s not break the portal room shall we oh is that the portal room i see it it’s right there break that oh i got the spawner let’s

Not forget the fact that i’m still growing what is this situation man i don’t like this dude all right now that we’re here i think we could make the rest of our eyes let’s do that boom okay we have 12 eyes very nice now i’m gonna go place them We did it can we answer though please tell me i’m not like too big or something wait i’m too big no ah you know what i’m just gonna break it break the portal enter anyways this might work you know what i’m gonna enter it i’m in here we go we’re actually doing

This i can’t believe it can i slam it oh my range is impeccable oh my god yes this is it let’s just go slam it amazing let me just go up go up go up i need to still break one more oh wait there’s one last one right there

I see it we gotta go to it okay that’s it that’s all of them now we have to kill the dragon okay oh my gosh i can reach my arm length is insane dude dude i don’t even need to wait for this dragon to perch i can just go around and

Just slap it around like a fly slaughter my axe is a fly swatter and the dragon’s the fly oh you’re approaching oh just i’ll just sit here right here let’s just do this real quick you’re almost done slam almost done yes let’s go you’re absolutely old dragon right there baby let’s go dude

Absolutely owned oh my god that was amazing okay let’s just go and get the egg here let me just break it real quick there you go i got the dragon egg and we’re in there you go thank you so much for watching i hope you enjoyed that was pretty fun i

Enjoyed that bye