The Ultimate Minecraft Parody – The Chicken!

Once upon a midday jury while i pondered weak and weary over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore while i nodded nearly napping suddenly there came a tapping as is someone gently rapping rapping at my chamber door to some visitor i muttered tapping at my chamber door

Only this and nothing more distinctly i remember it it was in the bleak december i remember it so fondly it was in the bleak december and i just finished the burial site of my wife’s grave lenore my wife lenore and her grave were finished holland or

If only you could see her house like this but sadly that never came to be but onto important matters who could be at the door i pondered wondering whenever i should open the door who knows what could have been behind it sir or madam please forgive for my hastiness

I was nearly napping when you came tapping and rapping at my door and i was wondering whether and i should open it i know it sounds weird but i don’t know but please forgive me i open the door but there was no one there just farm animals in the distance like a

Normal day probably some kids from the neighboring town playing a prank i went over to my wife’s grave holland noor if only you could see this place you’d be so proud i retreated back into my chamber sat down to think what all this could mean when suddenly the tapping came again

Only allowed at this time if this is those kids again you better not be doing anything stupid i open the door an instep to chicken a chicken hey hey get off of that this is my personal work bench you stop it you’re messing this up what was wrong with this chicken could

He not see by my wall that i was a famous chicken hunter from the days of old i had hunted chickens all my life but this chicken was ridiculous you’re such an idiot why would you come into here don’t you know who i am hey i’m talking to you

To who can i call you sir chicken quoth the chicken nevermore nevermore strange name he must have learned it from his old master his master was probably sad or something okay then mr nevermore to what can i owe this visit nevermore it seemed that’s all he could say

This was a very odd chicken indeed can you stop crawling everywhere this is where i sleep and get off my books i worked hard on collecting all these you are wearing me out mr chicken will you please get down this chicken was very strange i looked into his eyes

And i saw the eyes of a demon but other than that the eyes reminded me of lenore my beloved lenore now i understood completely this chicken was a reminder a reminder of my lost lenore i want to forget lenore you must leave sir nevermind you must leave this never mr nevermore

You remind me too much of my wife nevermind lenora is my wife and you remind me too much about her you’re a symbol a symbol of never forgetting i have to forget in order to continue with my life nevermore Prophet thing of evil leave at once so i will kill you i took a a bow for my display leave now or i will kill you never more ah what the heck i don’t know what happened happened but you’re gonna die now fool stay still what

Trump i have you dead in my sights now why do it was as if this chicken was using his evil power to manipulate me into missing him ah who are you prophets you are evil but you are prophet still leave now or i will kill you i will not ask again nevermore

I can’t stay this god why did you have to come into this place why why you have to leave you remind me of my beloved lenore and the chicken never fitting still is roaming still is roaming around my house as if it is his own

And his eyes have all the seeming of a demons that is dreaming and a lamp light over him streaming throws a shadow on the floor and my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor shall be lifted nevermore