TommyInnit – We Held The Funniest Minecraft Show…

Okay this is a weird one the other night I woke up at 3am and had a huge idea to do a show in Minecraft the best show so good that it would cure people’s depression already pretty weird you see I then didn’t really sleep and ended up

Going ahead with this idea getting a load of YouTubers together and a live audience in Minecraft to perform this depression curing show I wrote down a load of things that we had to do that just made sense to me guess that bird comedy yeah I don’t know what drugs I was on that

Day what is the last bullet dog just me Charlie Goose this is the strangest video I’ve made in years Sierra sit back relax and enjoy guys literally at 3am couldn’t fall asleep guess what I found what the cure for depression wow wow that’s right guys in today’s Minecraft video I’m gonna cure

Everything everything my dad got his leg broken if you know you can ate him on that yeah Bundy’s dad’s leg is this gonna fix that yeah I know what you might be a little bit thinking why aside from Fundy you guys are the funniest people I know and

There’s no one better to get together to pull this off so true it’s okay funny maybe you can make a mod for it or oh no don’t worry about it I agree with you guys I know I just feel like [ __ ] laughs we can do this say it with me guys all

Hands and I’m free and we’re gonna we’re gonna be men out there there’s a lot there’s a real lot I’m gonna go up give me that look look at me yeah okay you can’t see it right now oh I feel it I can feel it across the [ __ ] ocean across the poignant

Healing show how are we all today in the audience now for the opening theme Is he just gonna let it is it just flip he’s just gonna play Welcome to the to the show here’s the theme that was just gonna do I’m gonna start the show off I’m gonna shy off with the squid of Truth everyone enjoy he told you guys what the squid of Truth was right because he didn’t no I we don’t know guys

I don’t know what that is come on guys okay okay oh what is Trump what you think witness non-believers what a squid of Truth oh who the [ __ ] just did that down the mic I forgot to mention this whole thing is in Discord call with the audience so

They can they can Hackle [ __ ] you man it’s been years do I win MCC ever I have something really really fun I have a bunch of puns I have a bunch of puns and I’m ready I got my problems come on come on let me give you a little kiss oh What what time what time does McDonald’s close There’s too many of them there’s too many of them and when they [ __ ] yeah hey everyone don’t even worry about your hairline don’t even worry about it I know you’re upset I know you’re upset but don’t even worry about it it looks fine just don’t let any any wind hit you

Okay No One’s Gonna blame you for being ugly you have asked the squid of Truth your final question I have consulted odd and Big Mac and they tell me the same thing Becky I’m tapping into the great Wells ring of knowledge looks like it just depends on location oh okay like you got anything like a rough I guess yeah yeah and that is one of many bits that will

Heal your depression coming up wow what’s up did I miss you did I miss anything no I’m trying to turn it out Genius Next we have Fundy and barely knew but just before that everyone we’re just doing a study hello my name is Dr sickle we’re just making sure that

You’re enjoying the show so go ahead and hold up something green if you’re having a positive emotional experience to this if you feel your problems going away it’s just part of a study um I see a lot of red sorry you guys keep doing the show I’m just gonna grab one

Of these uh okay yeah yeah one of these red ones you you held up a red banner is that right yes you did I like to examine the people enjoying the show I know you you’ve probably got a lot of problems right Jojo no you don’t you don’t oh well that’s that’s

Okay hello my people hello my friends I have some good old puns for you hold on would you like to hear me out for a minute I think of a golden joke but pulling some strings I got in touch with that bright man a scientist we composed

A little a little plan a little bit of a of a conduct so to say and with a little bit of a little bit of magic I present to you would you be so kind yes now that you’re inside Tommy do you feel the magic happening do you feel the magic okay Hey guys it’s me Tommy in it too Mr Beast give me free money yeah [ __ ] I’m coming for you I will get it more than half of the video tell me I know all your secrets I’m the same man I know what’s going on in that deep deep

Mind of yours Tommy it’s okay my hairline is perfect oh that’s not funny no [ __ ] you you see the last people I examined uh see if they were enjoying the show they didn’t really um they didn’t really tell me much green oh you are enjoying the show this enjoyment the

Happy factor is I like to call it that’s he would mean to me oh I’m sorry if you can just sit over there while I do my experiment as I was saying JoJo the happy Factor as I like to call it’s actually in your blood

I don’t think I want to stay it’s in your blood JoJo so um now just just to make sure you understand that means we’re gonna need to draw a little that means we’re gonna even draw a little blood JoJo that went amazing that was amazing you did good my

Little oh my God but he didn’t use the dressing room to change did you so that’s gonna have to be deducted a point or two you never told me that you should have known that wait what’s the points for Tommy just points I don’t know I’m not counting can we win something no

Tommy did you prep something for me no I didn’t prep no how did you know I always wanted that bike with that weird hole in the seat I’m gonna bite with a hole where you can rest your [ __ ] in Welcome everybody was I supposed to prepare something I just got told to play the piano man I mean I can do it this is a happy song everyone this is the Happy song about candy and being really happy and really not sad I’m gonna put you under a [ __ ]

Microscope let me see those arms yes these samples what do they mean I need more data you what are you doing are you [ __ ] you don’t understand the greatness of what we’re doing here if you hold up a red flag it’s not very good so everybody

Hold up a green flag dude are you for me are you bribing them no no no just put up a good show how was the piano keep playing man be quiet back in the seat back in the seat immediately not presenting Mozart It’s so beautiful Tommy Tommy do something I see so much green out there let’s do the dog fight come on boys let’s do the dog fight you’re telling me I gotta bring that dog out I’m telling you you gotta bring the dog dog out I have to read a box inside

Me one there [ __ ] guys like come on and then you know [ __ ] [ __ ] [Applause] I need dry food I’ve got food everybody wolf I’m looking at the crowd and it actually looks like there’s no red or green it looks like everyone’s just kind of stunned

At this one Charlie can I meet you in the tent can I meet you guys what are we doing here man what are we [ __ ] doing here I don’t think it’s working how is that possible you won’t fool me you look nothing like he doesn’t have a thick massive furry dude you’re right

People are surprised surprise machine hey guys you want to see a magic trick I’ll put up a little screen right here and I’m gonna walk past it into three into two Yeah they’re all red oh my God they’re all red literally every single one of them hates me Charlie question for you yeah what are we gonna do about this I’ll be honest man this is rough I actually think we’re giving people depression by doing this I actually think we’ve made everyone’s

Problems worse and perhaps giving people new problems what do we get like a pole from the crowd we’re gonna TV someone in here and we’ll just speak to them and see if they see if they like it okay okay let’s let’s figure out what’s working and what’s not let’s figure out

A communication method okay if you jump it means yes all right do you understand Okay we’re getting somewhere here we’re getting somewhere hey if you punch that means that you don’t like me Okay for guys really hey I’m the survey dog and we need to know pet me help me make other shows made you feel yeah I would love to know about how you’re thinking made me kind of question my existence and and why I’m here [ __ ] well what do you say it cured your

Depression uh nope still got that you have any suggestions if Fundy wants to be called not a furry I think you should maybe not have him turn into a fox I’ll express it as clearly as possible [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you just want funny to what go up there and

Stand up on two likes like a normal [ __ ] person it’s a talent show right we are doing this myself tell me something I like uh dancing I’m sure they’ll like that no no no you guys love the dancing please climb for ages nod nod he’s been crying for a while but I mean I mean also be honest as well honest honestly the best policy look now look what you did now I don’t

Know what to make of this is what happens it’s just Fundy fan [ __ ] is this just what happens to them on a second hold no no wait wait wait We have to turn everyone into frogs Happy Hobby yeah it’s tough it’s tough one I understand you don’t know how it is you don’t go on all fours to sleep you don’t go on offers to eat you’re not like me but you know what if I take it or no

Force to eat and sleep I’ll be proud of it really you guys be nice guys we’ve literally just found the cure for depression why the [ __ ] are you doing this I went on all fours they didn’t like it and I came back to do a dance

And I didn’t like that either and they just don’t like what I do and I really don’t like anything yeah just going through it a bit that sounds like the real impossible difficulty always you all along Fundy but I think we might have the Cure

Guys look at me we have just found the cure to depression let me ask them a question first spell hope h o p e that’s right now what I want you to do what letter comes after F it’s G and wait I [ __ ] it what letter comes after h a b

C d e f g h i wait when does e come in the alphabet what letter Z comes after d e now what if oppression starts with a d if we go up one to e using the the quadratic equation and negative is positive remove

E from the word hope and what do you get up it’s simple science oh my God yes we solved it yes do you feel Joy yes thank you it’s not a show it’s not in it I’ll fix you it’s in you I’m just slimy and

Satisfied you need that frog in you oh I need to hop you need to live on eat flies your depression is lies I can’t tell who’s oh my God what’s going on Escape Don’t Escape Ribbon my brethren You are true This is the greatest comedy show it’s ever been before because we have a huge problem I think we need to I ran the command but not all of them became frogs it doesn’t cure everyone I think it only works on the weekend let me check because incredibly insulting let me

Check guys it says it here what I wrote at 3am the next cure comedy Oh my God I get it I get it what what is it what is it comedy on the go we have to walk around we have to use the space we have to be funny not just on the stage whoa what whoa that’s the stupidest guys

Dude think back to your 3am brain what is comedy I am drunk drunk stood alone stood alone in the club in Brighton with my pen and paper 5am sat on the beach naked writing down on the thing comedy wait wait wait wait wait wait I figured it out healing the world with garments

The Indescribable power of our garments okay guys I’m gonna do some goat comedy on the go what was the Pirates favorite movie rated I gotta be on the I gotta be on the go hear the end yeah I’m following you we’re all here this isn’t me wait none of us are

Charlie none of us oh it’s foreign wait Charlie what’s the end of the joke when I say what is it what is a pirate’s favorite movie like rating or something yeah yeah [ __ ] we’re really ready oh oh sold it you sold my Dominique hustle yeah you’re going back I’m going back

I’m going back I know I know now like that feeling it’s not disappointment it’s not disappointment it’s actually it’s actually all of your problems slipping away forever this is my comedy puzzle wait they grief me to be bold I told you you needed a different group of people I

Told you you needed more variables and you didn’t listen so now we’re gonna have to start from scratch oh we can always start over we’ll get new material but let me tell you you won’t get new material you won’t grow back when I incinerate you all when I Insider

No [ __ ] you if you can’t be happy then you won’t be