Ultimate Minecraft Alliance

Hey pomy I brought you here on this one heart so we could have a date together uh where am I uh ja uh this is kind of weird uh how is it weird it’s like I said it’s basically just a date you know just you and meh oh hey guys uh somehow

I’m on this one heart with you guys but what’s going on oh uh hi TV man it’s really nice seeing you here yeah it’s really cool that you’re here but how about you like leave a what the heck why’ you push me off oh no TV man how

The heck did you even get here anyway it was just supposed to be for me and my girlfriend pomy uh um no ja it’s fine uh TV man can stay here I’m pretty sure he won’t get in your way uh no it ain’t fine and him just being here bothers me

Like look at him ew you’ve totally ruined my perfect date TV man what’s your problem I’m sorry dude it wasn’t my fault I spawn on this one heart with you guys but anyway we’re probably going to have to get out of here because uh we’re

All here together uh get out of here me and pomy were supposed to be having a date right now how about you get out of here uh where in the where am I supposed to go dude oh there seems to be a one block behind you TV man oh and wait

There actually is a one block right behind me good job pomy so let’s break that and find a way to get out of here yeah maybe me and pomy will but not you since you’re currently ruining my date ja it’s fine this wasn’t really a date

In the first place well yeah because TV man ruined it what are you talking about dude anyway let’s just start breaking this one block again and wait there’s a Lucky Block let’s break it and oh there’s a village get him out of here I can’t believe you TV man first you barge

In on my date and then you kill my servant too In Cold Blood you monster what do you mean it was literally a villager are you serious right now are you saying villagers aren’t people too loud TV man it’s so cool watching you just break blocks Jack can’t really do

Things like that what the heck do you mean I can’t break blocks I can break blocks better than this bozo can and you know what else I can do that he can’t I can give you flowers see here oh um oh sorry uh the pollen’s kind of making me a

Little hold on seriously TV man you’ve completely destroyed my date can you just like get out of here maybe like do me a favor and jump off real quick where in the where do you want me to go there’s literally a face of you there’s a portal over there though I could

Probably get to eventually and there’s like this weird area over there too maybe you should just give up on getting out of here cuz I’m not going to let you what in the what anyway I’m going to break this lucky blocket I got a Nether

Star what is that going to be used for Wow TV man you got another start that’s so crazy Jax could never be able to get that what the heck is your problem TV man try Harding this one heart you’re making me look bad oh my gosh I’m sorry

I don’t mean to I’m just trying to get out of here and what in the what is this is this like a well uh what does it look like do you idiot and make sure not to go in there uh why dude it looks good

What are you doing oh and wait I just got all this food why do you mean not jump in there dude I got so much good stuff here guys take some food oh my gosh look at all this food I got a potato what are you doing pomy don’t eat

Anything that this guy gives you it could be like poisonous or something what in the what I would never do that dude what is your problem ja oh my gosh anyway I’m just going to keep breing this one block and wait it’s literally Stone and I need to make a pickaxe oh TV

Man you need a pickaxe like this pickaxe I have right here who is that a stone pickaxe it’s actually so cool but anyway there might be pickaxes around here let’s go check wow uh Jack that pickax pretty cool but you know I bet TV man he

Isn’t even better one uh he just said he doesn’t have one yeah I don’t even have one but let me see if there’s any clues around here and wait is that a chest down there wait a second there’s literally a chest what if there’s a pickaxe in here and what in the what

There’s a pickaxe and an axe that is so goed all right and now I can break this block right here let’s go oh hey TV man check this out over here what what’s up Jax what are you doing dude go look what hey hey don’t push me off are you

Serious right now ow Jack why would you do that I don’t know it was pretty funny no it wasn’t oh my gosh you’re actually so annoying Jack why can’t you just like be friends with me dude I don’t want anything to do with her anyway hey

That’s really mean TV man I thought we were good friends what are you talking about I barely even know you pomy I’m friends with Jack though uh we were friends before you ruined my date and why are you talking to my girlfriend like that in fact don’t even talk to her

At all oh my goodness I’m sorry dude but wait I literally lost all my items because I fell Jack you literally made me lose all my items are you serious right now what you want me to play you a song on the world’s smallest violin chck

He had the best weapons ever that could have helped us and you just killed him you’re such a jerk wow that’s uh pretty cool pomy anyways uh I’m going to build us a house that sounds like a good idea right wait that actually sounds awesome we could all build a house together uh

We is in me and PNE not for you TV man Bozo come on that’s not fair why can’t I do anything with you guys ja you should let him he doesn’t really have anyone else to team up with yeah ja come on dude like you know I’m I’m your favorite

Skibby toilet character right like you you know you like me better than speaker man I don’t care about Scooby-Doo toilet at all and besides if I whatever besides if I let you mess with my house you’re going to destroy it just like you’ve destroyed my day are you serious right

Now why would I ever do that dude what are you even talking about why should I even trust you you’re from skib whatever it’s called oh my goodness whatever I guess I’ll build my own house but let me see if there’s any other chests under here because there was one chest over

There and if there’s more that would be pretty fire all right well let’s look for some chests there’s got to be some more chests with like weaponry and stuff let me see all right and oh my goody goodness there’s a chest right here and it has all this diamond stuff in it that

Is so goated what in the what hey pomy look what I got and Jack this is so cool oh what’ you get TV man look at all this diamond stuff I got here you can take a diamond pickaxe and a diamond sword a that’s so sweet of you that’s really

Cool TV man uh what do you think you’re doing TV man I just told you not to talk to her uh sorry I just got all this super cool diamond stuff in here take some Jacks oh I don’t want anything from you no don’t throw that out that stuff

Is really valuable are you serious right now why would you do that it was probably booby trapped or something you’re the one that gave it to me how do you expect me to trust you after you just ruined my date like this oh my goodness are you serious right now I

Didn’t mean to ruin your date I really didn’t do anything I just spawned here someone probably spawned here it was probably Kane uh yeah it was probably Kane I don’t know why he would spawn him here that’s that’s that’s kind of weird yeah that is really weird why I’m even

Here in the first place if you guys are on a date but anyway I just got this pyramid and now there’s some more Lucky Blocks but they might be unlucky so I don’t know if we should break them no TV man you definitely should break these Lucky Blocks I bet there’s no way

They’re unlucky really okay I’ll break one in and what in the what I got another pyramid are you serious right now now I have so many lucky blocks to mess with uh I can’t see a thing uh oh py I’ll save you don’t worry oh there you are that scared me really bad

Actually thank you for saving me TV man that was really Brave of you yeah of course but anyway let’s just bring some more lucky blocks and oh my goodness I just got an enchanted golden apple that’s so gooded let’s see some more and and oh I got some gold ingots that’s

Pretty cool uh can you shut up over there I’m trying to work for once in my life oh my God that zombie is gigantic why are you breaking those Lucky Blocks you idiot I don’t know I’m trying to get something lucky like what if we get

Emeralds and diamonds hold on I got to break all these now stop breaking them you’re going to blow up my house no I’m not going to blow it up dude trust me but wa let me kill this zombie real quick hey die out oh I almost just died

I’m out TV man really strong that’s a big zombie yes sir and I just killed it and now there’s some more lucky B let’s break some more and oh my gosh come on give me something good and oh my gosh I just got a really good hero sword that’s

So goed all right pomy now that our house is basically finished we finally have a home and that means we can keep away from that freak TV man Jack chill out he’s really not that bad after all he saved me from getting trapped in those blocks Jack chill out he’s a

Really nice guy he helped me when I was trapped under all of his blocks uh he’s the one that got you trapped under those blocks in the first place all right I didn’t do that but guys come on can we please just get along well me and py are

Friends I guess we’re fine but Jax come on dude let’s just be friends how about you get out of my house oh my gosh ow okay I’m sorry dude oh my goodness I need to figure out a way to get out of here okay pomy I have a great idea I

Have a bunch of cages I’m going to put them around everywhere if TV man steps in them then we can just kill him uh ja no we’re not going to kill him oh my goodness why are they trying to kill me this is so messed up and they’re putting

Cages everywhere I really need to figure out a way to get out of here but I don’t have any blocks uh pomy why do you keep defending this guy he doesn’t deserve it Jax don’t kill him though like I mean I find it kind of nice that we also have

Another person to have company with yeah I mean I could be your like new friend Jack I could help you with all the builds I could do everything you know we could just Vibe and have a good time on this one heart even though it was like

Your date yeah exactly TV man we could have had so much fun together any other time until you ruined my date oh my goodness dude why do you think I spawned here it wasn’t my fault dude oh my gosh okay then whose was it uh it was probably Grim’s fault what are you

Talking about I don’t know dude I I I don’t know who it was okay like you’re literally just framing me for nothing I didn’t do anything I guess it’s fine tv man I have plans for you anyway so look forward to them what are you talking

About dude what do you mean plans you’re not trying to kill me or anything right no of course not but don’t worry it’ll be a surprise oh my goodness I need to get out of here but anyway what’s in this chest and wao there’s all these blocks in this chest yes that is

Actually so skiy okay TV man you want to be friends right oh of course I do dude I’ve always wanted to be friends well we are technically friends ja but you know you’re you’re just mad at me right now yeah yeah yeah whatever anyway do you know what my favorite season is season

What are you talking about season like like fall winter spring it’s probably it’s probably spring it’s probably Spring right yeah exactly no actually it’s fall why did you push oh fall yeah real funny Jack hey hey hey f it was pretty funny wasn’t it oh my goodness

Are you serious right now Jack you’re actually so annoying but anyway I’m actually going to get out of here Jack so it was nice talking to you okay wow it was not nice talking to you though all right let’s go and now I’m going to jump down into Jack’s head wait TV man

Are you seriously still trying to get out of here wait what are you talking about Jack yeah I’m trying to leave this place what do you mean well I’m not going to let that happen oh my goodness what’s happening hey I’m in a cage Jax that’s not funny seriously get me out I

Mean it is pretty funny but Jax what is wrong with you what is your problem today why did you trap TV man in a cage what it wasn’t me there just happened to be cages lying around and he happened to walk into it get me out right now now no

No get me out this is not cool seriously don’t worry TV man I’ll get you out uh how in the how are you going to get me out of here thanks py but now I’m using the pickaxe you gave me oh uh oh awesome thank you I I don’t think my pickaxe

Works so mine really doesn’t oh you gave me the enchanted one silly what in the what that’s really cool but anyway I guess I’m just going to start exploring this place tomney why did you let him out all he’s done is ruin my life Jack he just just appeared out of nowhere

Have you ever heard of hospitality try being nice for once ja why should I be nice to him when he’s trying to force himself into my date well maybe it’s not his fault have you ever thought about that maybe someone else spawned him here someone spawned him here what are you

Even talking about why are you only taking his side all right anyway you guys keep arguing I don’t really care what’s going on I just got to find a way out of here all right anyway what in the what is this stuff all right let’s flick

One of these levers and ow what in the what and oh I have regeneration now that’s prettyy good all right and wo what is this place it looks like there’s like some armor up there that would be pretty goated to get but let me go up there and find it all

Right and my gosh this parkour is really difficult I’m not going to lie you know what I’m just going to cheat a little bit on this parkour there we go and what in the what this is really good armor I think is it better than my diamond though well protection four is like

Pretty good so I guess I’ll just put that on oh PNE what are you doing here oh what’ you find TV man uh well I I was going to go back to the house but then um the entry way was sealed so now I’m kind of stuck here what are you talking

About pomy the entry is sealed what are you what the what wait TV man you trapped my you kidnapped my girlfriend uh no no no I didn’t kidnap her here I’ll get out right now and oh my goodness is this reinforced glass are you serious right now uh TV man uh

There’s zombies behind you oh no not zombies but good thing I have a really good sword don’t worry pomy I’m just going to hide up here oh no this is really scary I’m not going to lie pomy don’t worry I’ll save you though you keep doing that TV man please don’t lead

Them towards me oh no ah they’re really scary but don’t worry these guys are literally trash I am a masterate fighting zombies wait there are zombies in there you aren’t trying to kidnap her you’re trying to kill her what in the what Jax are you serious right now why

Would I ever do that dude no I literally just got stuck in here with her I swear TV man you’re going to get what’s coming when you get out of there why dude I did not even mean to get in here with her and oh my goodness there’s a mutant

Zombie what in the Grimace ah fight him I’m sorry T man I I would fight him if I could but I’m a little too scared I know I’m a bit of a baala oh no not another mutant zombie are you serious right now py where are you um uh hiding

Oh my goodness are you serious right now I got to fight this mutant zombie but it looks like I might die so let me drink this Hero’s potion and wo now I’m really fast and Powerful look at me you better protect our TV man even though it’s your

Fault she’s stuck in there in the first place I am literally trying my best and oh my gosh I’m going to die for this m zombie again he’s so powerful and know I just killed it but it’s he’s going to respawn are you serious right now do I

Have like any food or anything and oh my goodness I have nothing oh and wait the M zomb is literally dead let’s go pomy where are you still hiding oh my goodness pomy are you okay you don’t have to hide anymore there’s no more monsters are you sure yeah there’s no

Monsters anymore okay and wait the entrance just opened up as well but anyway pomy let’s get out of here now with uh sweet Freedom Jack oh no what in the what are you doing here what in the what am I doing here what in the what

Are you doing here what do you think you’re doing anyway TV man for after what you did I’m sorry but I’m going to have to kill you okay ja I’m sorry dude oh okay I I might have to retaliate hey ja get away from me what are you doing

You killed me you really think that would finish me tving man get back here you’re going to pay for that oh my goodness I need to put flint and steel everywhere so we can’t get on my path and wait a second I just put flint and steel all over his Jack’s head he’s

Going to kill me what are you doing to my beautiful face guys please stop fighting I’m sure we can work this out we can all just have a nice dinner and and chat about our favorite YouTubers or something are you serious after you burn down my face my beautiful face I’m never forgiving

Him oh my goodness it was an accident okay I I just had to uh wait there’s TNT oh no that is very bad I have to get out of there right now um that is very bad and the TNT is exploding oh Jax is actually going to kill me this is really

Bad oh no you couldn’t just burn it down you had to blow it up I’m going to blow blow you up oh my goodness okay Jack I’m sorry dude it was an accident kind of I just had to get you away but oh no sorry

Doesn’t cut it come on Jack Let It Go he’s trying to get away from you can’t you see you’re scaring him I’m trying to scare him first he ruined my date then he ruined the my beautiful face and now he’s trying to ruin my life oh my

Goodness I’m not trying to ruin your life Jax are you serious right now you’re just mad that uh I I accidentally spawned in your day yeah I am TV man cuz you spawned yourself into a place where you’re not welcome where you don’t belong what are you talking about why

Would I spawn myself here dude I want nothing to do with this at all dude you know I just been trying to get out of here okay then who spawned you here then you don’t have any friends it wasn’t me it wasn’t PNE uh yeah it wasn’t me

Exactly pomy would never invite a loser like you yeah come on put some Spirit into it pomy you hate this guy’s guts right uh for for sure for sure oh my goodness Jax is actually say but anyway I’m at the next building now and I’m going to go

Inside and see what’s going on and what in the what is this these armors look so good all right let’s grab some of this armor and wait it’s literally night armor are you serious right now this is actually so good where the heck is that ugly loser TV man he better not be

Touching my stuff and pomy where the heck did you go I uh I’m getting food for the cow oh uh there you are TV man um I kind of wanted to tell you something um uh what are you talking about pomy you wanted to tell me

Something what is that mean uh yeah so here’s the thing um so I I are you going to say it PNE hello pomy hello and Jax hey dude ow okay no wait ow ow is that ja uh that’s not Jax I mean sure both of them would attack you but now there’s

Multiple of them and I’m what in the what there’s literally a million jaxes oh no this is really bad I’m going to die here they’re really powerful too uh I’m going to hide again this is quite I hate Jack he clones himself he’s weird

He forced me on this date and he has a massive ego oh no did I say that out loud oh py I I’m just going to pretend like I didn’t hear that but anyway I’m fighting these monsters oh no why’ you even come in here in the first place py

Just leave me alone because I really had to tell you something it’s something really important tell me what just say it what is it so uh you know how um uh when you are when you have a dream where you where you what talking about P oh my

Goodness whatever I got to fight these monsters and wait there’s literally a skiy toilet uh pomy hello where did you go uh um Walmart uh J uh what what are you doing dude you’re literally fighting me right now uh no I’m not wait a second are you fighting the NPCs I know where

You are wait what oh you know where I am are you serious right now I got to fight off these monsters but they’re so powerful I literally can’t kill them come on let’s go and oh my gosh you’re literally so powerful wait why is the

Door closed I guess it’s fine as long as pom’s not stuck in there with that freak yeah I guess it’s fine as long as pom’s not in there do you know where she is TV man I have no idea I have no idea uh pomy why’ you make noises sh you

Think I can control my sneeze uh what was that TV man I have no idea okay I’m sorry P’s in here okay you lied to me I knew it she literally forced herself inside of this place okay I did not tell her to come here you expect me to

Believe that come up with a more believable lie what are you talking about dude are you serious right now but wait why is there literally a skibby toilet here I’m actually so confused it’s your fault TV man you’re the one from skibby toilet what’s wrong with skibby toilet dude are you serious right

Now well enough about that you’re going to have to fight the rest of these mobs if you want to get out wait what the rest of these mobs there’s literally no monsters here oh all right perfect TV man then I can beat you up once you get

Out of this door oh my goodness well anyway I’m pretty sure there was a portal over there and I got like this flint and steel I forgot to tell you guys but I got a flint and steel over at the other Island and then I just got the

Obsidian so all I have to do is just leave this place and I can get away from py Ed Jack hey uh TV man you won’t leave me with uh this booso right uh what are you talking about PNE I don’t even know you and uh Jax is literally your

Boyfriend all right pomy come on out get away from that freak uh I’m not in here I can hear you I can literally hear you uh no you can’t um you’re hallucinated oh my goodness okay I I just got to get out of here I got to get out of here get

Away from me Jack I’m sorry dude please I I will never talk to you ever again I’ll never talk to your girlfriend ever again just please let me go well of course you’re never going to talk to us again cuz I’m going to kill you oh okay

I’m sorry dude oh my goodness please no Jack seriously I’m here I’m here uh ja please don’t kill T man he he’s like a really really really good friend okay he literally saved me from your really weird clones and the skibby D toilet thingies he’s a really nice guy just

Give him a chance all right pommy you know what I’m feeling generous I’ll give him a chance oh really yeah if you marry me right now huh what marry you that’s a really big decision uh you should probably like get a ring if you want to

Marry her too plus uh sorry I didn’t mean to say that you’re not helping um uh uh let me think about it give me like 5 to nine business years uh uh first let me uh console TV man for a bit what in the what why would you talk to me about

This this is your decision I’m sorry I’m good I I don’t really care you’re the one who requested the ring I really like you more than I like Jack he’s been forcing me on this date ever since oh oh no did I I didn’t say that out loud did

I I can’t believe it TV man this is all your fault what you’re trying to take her away from me whoa whoa hold on a second that’s craziness dude no I would never do that dude what are you talking about you’re doing it right now it’s too

Late now TV man you’re dead what in the what are you talking about leave me alone oh wait I’m all out of bullets you just wait here TV man I’m going to be right back bney bney where are you I um over here give me those bullets I let

You earlier I I fed him to the cow why would you feed that to a cow I don’t know I ran out of hay to give him all right anyway they’re distracted now I’m just going to leave this place this is literally insane you’re not leaving TV

Man get back here okay uh TV man you know the when I broke into the the jesture hat and and I wanted to tell you something earlier well I um wait see the secret right that you you still haven’t told me what is it this yeah the secret

So uh you know how um stop talking to her TV man I’m not talking to her she’s literally talking to me she wanted to tell me something but I don’t know what it is stop lying oh my goodness wait I don’t have any blocks are you serious

Right now I got to go all the way back or she like wait oh thanks Bob uh one block is not going to cut it though oh oh my bad my bad sorry um uh so uh what I wanted to tell you basically was oh oh

My gosh that scared me uh uh never mind Jax is behind me what is it PNE tell him tell him how much you hate him I I spawned him here okay this is why he’s here what did you do TV man now she’s trying to cover for you she obviously

Didn’t spawn you in here no no Jax I did I was the one who spawned TV man here in the first place you spawned me here PNE why would you do that because I don’t want to be left alone with Jax he wears me out what what what do you mean we are

Literally dating we’re like soulmates I I have to go oh yeah I got to go too sorry Jack bye sorry about your loss where do you think you’re going oh my goodness ah and what in the what where are we right now oh we’re in the overw

World cool water you know TV man I’m sorry about all that you know I I I didn’t mean it I you know we’re Bros right I can’t believe I was dating a cheater though uh she’s literally drowning hold on py are you okay here

Get out of the water let her drown no py get up thank you to you man you saved me when my boyfriend couldn’t uh so do you want to go on a date or something uh what what no I’m goodbye what are you doing get away from my best friend pomy

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