Ultimate Minecraft Circus Face-off

Hey look at my dog oh pomy don’t be silly we don’t need these dogs around here uh uh uh hey py I’m I’m sorry you monster all the happiness I have left you’re going to pay oh my gosh Roy get back w w can’t be having that wa wait

What well it seems like you’ve put yourself in a bit of a conundrum I had to lock up pomy for now but that’ll only hold her for about 10 minutes oh only 10 minutes okay so that means we have 10 minutes to actually build a base to defend ourselves against the abstracted

Pomy she looks crazy that’s certainly is an idea yeah she oh God she’s making weird noises too okay so let’s get to building what Ember yo hi doer hi uh what are you doing here uh you see the big problem we have right now pom’s just turned into well an abstracted version

Of herself uh wait there’s a pomy over there oh hi pom oh my God it’s abstracted yeah that’s what I literally said you can see it from here I don’t know why you have to go five blocks closer to figure that out okay well anyways we don’t actually have much time

We only have like 10 minutes until the big pomy comes in and destroys us so boom look at that wow it’s a it’s a pretty simple house that was digitally fast thank you thank you it’s actually called an instant survival shelter here you can have one there you go thank you

Lunch don’t eat that we need that for the next video oh God okay never mind all right this is obviously not good enough I mean look at this look at this it’s all made out of wood so what I’m going to do is probably just make it out

Of something a little more tough a little more secure what what block are you guys thinking cane blocks cane blocks what does that even mean let me let me try something a little bit more secure like uh Bedrock H I don’t know that that doesn’t look very pleasing I’m

Thinking another kind of block let me try boom we got this uh wa yeah that’s amazing digital circus it’s like it’s like a little circus I know it’s like a little circus house and uh we don’t have a door right now so we need a cool

Little door but it’s got to be secure door okay this is this is not good enough what are you saying are you muffling yourself in the wall why are you doing that it’s wool and it’s yellow and I’m who is this ugly Manchild that’s Ember since you floating teeth with

Eyeballs my name is Kane that’s not an insult that is literally just what I am I like this person can I keep her that’s doer do you actually think wool is going to save us H you’re right I know what to make it h cane blocks what is a cane

Block cane blocks $60 I know what to make it it’s this oh um what are you thinking you said cane blocks so I thought sugar cane no these the wall is gone oh okay hold on hold on I can I can there we go okay we’re back and we get

Free candy cane all right all right all right sorry I’m sorry emo okay the the wool is back you don’t have to fret now and I think the next thing we should do is honestly a massive wall for our defense so what we’re going to do let go

Up like this upes and then boom and then go walls Bedrock all right cuz the Bedrock was honestly a good idea at the start now it’s a bit claustrophobic though but that’s okay we can have like cool little Windows maybe a big door big

Nice door and I want a moat with a draw bridge I think that will be a very Innovative thing to do so what I’m going to do is make obviously the moat first going to dig it down like this and it’s going to be going right into the void

Boom look at that this looks super digital thank you Kane why have to be all like that yeah K why do you have to call everything digital everything’s digital we know it’s digital we’ll keep it digital you don’t have to say it why is the Manchild yelling at me I am not a

Manchild I’m uncomfortable guys I think we should stop daily dling around okay we don’t want to be underprepared for when the abstracted py actually gets here okay that’s probably the most unefficient thing we could do to surviving against abstracted ping okay goodness gracious you’re right yes I

Know I know I know now we’re going to make make like a really cool draw bridge so what I’m going to get is some chains real quick and I’m going to go like this this is really slow I’m not going to lie there we go then we’re going to

Do that on both sides I think boom boom boom boom boom boom okay now we’re going to get a nice little wand right here and we’re going to set it to Oak planks boom now we got a cute little draw bridge right here what do you guys think it

Doesn’t look like it’s been drawn uh well it’s a draw bridge is in like like a bridge that like goes down and up and all that what oh I can walk on top of the Void oh wow you made a draw bridge like you drew a bridge that that’s

Literally a bridge I know it’s a digital drawing not everything is digital yes it is oh okay you fool yeah you win anyways what we’re going to do now is obviously get the door on that we were supposed to do at the start and

We’ll make it that I mean it does a job it’s it’s a door hey you know what I think we’re good on the defenses right now I think what we actually need to work on since we only have 8 minutes left is the offenses we need a bit of

Offenses okay so what we’re going to do is get out this dispenser right here and we’re going to place one Boop there now what’s going to be inside of this dispenser do you think and um what are you what are you doing I’m placing levers for security what are the levers

Going to do go ahead and flick one sure I mean what’s going to happen heck yeah security did you just make me hit it so you could say that oh well emb’s emb’s really loving it there’s so many switches see it distracted the ugly Manchild it works h

Help help me out here please I think you’ve decided to start building defenses with some very dumb people you know what you’re completely correct your IQ is literally 300 but you act like it’s two and Kane you’re just so peculiar what are you I will lick you

With my digital tongue okay that’s where I’m leaving later dude what the heck yeah ratha let’s get to work on our own defenses because these two are just I don’t know they Sil okay I’m kind of I’m kind of interested to see what defense they make while we’re out here doing the defenses

But okay let’s let’s put inside uh something like maybe lightning TNT Doga we can totally make a better defense than they can yeah I mean we can definitely make it like a competition whoever makes the best defense gets digital diamonds yeah I mean that’s that’s not a bad thing we want real

Diamonds no I’m in severe credit card debt well I don’t care we want real diamonds not happening well then you stink come on AGA let’s let’s put these spikes around the base okay so that that’s what they’re doing they’re just they’re just making Spikes all right

Well what I should do now is hey hey wa W what where you throw that you silly nink and poop sorry I I didn’t know there was anything in there all right all right that we got to we got to be careful here okay now you’ve got your

Levers that’s all good but now I need to do some Redstone in the back so I can actually make this thing work okay so what I’m going to do is do you like my noises thanks all right those are really digital no they’re not meant to be dig

Okay and then we want to get a lever and put it right here just as long as you don’t press it so we don’t have to set it off already that would just be like so okay well at least it works okay but here look look what it does that’s like

A storm of lightning that’s all we want that was electrifying that was wow you said something correctly what the heck okay if I had ears I would be deaf now you I mean you don’t you don’t have ears that I guess that’s the good thing right

So what I’m going to do now is I’m going to punch out a big wall right here and I’m going to put in some glass it’s not just any glass guys come on come on do you think I’m stupid huh do I look stupid don’t answer that a littleit

Don’t answer that I said don’t answer that I answered it anyway get in the base welcome to the amazing digital circus why are you like this and there we go all right I finished the window on the front side so now the base actually looks a lot lot

Better we got the drawer bridge and the drawn bridge and we’ve got a big moat with a big wall and some spikes wow the spikes are pretty cool in the top but I’d say the dispenses are much cooler than that sorry hey we put our hard work

Into this you can’t say they look average just this averages your flipping dispensers well L dispensers actually have value do you think do you think abstracted Pon is going to jump all the way up here and hit it come on well you never know let’s uh let’s backtrack a

Little bit to the draw bridge right here so I did make a draw bridge but it’s literally just a bridge that abstracted py can walk across like look ragi is just simply walking across the two if Raga if Raga can get all the way across this then abstracted py definitely can

So what I’m going to do is get this thing rager okay you said Raga you you were pronouncing my name wrong I’m sorry I’m sorry made a mistake and we’re not going to let it go oh my gosh you’re like everyone I know oh my gosh okay

There we go what I’m going to do here is I’m going to put some ghost blocks in the middle so uh Kane Try It Out Try It Out seriously walk across it uh well I guess you don’t exactly walk do you well I guess I can sure oh

Uh that did didn’t do anything ah EMA you walk across yeah go go ahead uh okay oh my gosh okay ratha walk across the middle so we can see uh you know how it works the middle the middle yeah the middle oh and there we go look at that

Who you killed Raga no no no no ratha like look look look ratha went all the way through the middle but we’re in Creative so it’s all good it’s all good we’re not in Creative for long but you know we’re in Creative so we can just

Like fall through and we can fly there we go and now we got a ghost block draw bridge so it’s basically just a fake bridge but the way we get across is we go across the sides like this so we don’t die all right there we go uh I

Feel like you’re going to forget that these are ghost block no I’m not oh gosh oh yeah wow that was yeah maybe you should have an indicator like a different wood type yeah maybe what about Birch no Birch sucks beige whatever you call it oh anyways rega hey

Are you good I’m just thinking about our untimely end that’s soon going to be upon of us maybe don’t look at uh distracted pomy too much you might go a little uh cuckoo do you really think this base is going to be good I mean it’s got against that it’s got good

Defenses it’s got I mean the void you you you can’t survive the void right the void no one ever Ventures out there yeah I mean there’s really nothing out there now that I think about it Kane aren’t you like the only one that can fix that

Well I can get rid of her forever oh man well we probably don’t want that but um um do you know how to fix the abstraction like is there is there something we can use to fix it maybe the power of friendship okay yeah I’m not

Not very good at that uh anything else H there is one thing but only use it if worse comes to worse uh sure what what is it it’s very illegal please do not tell the FBI I have it illegal ooh is that candy yeah it’s candy have a have a

Butt don’t don’t eat that what no no no no no oh W wo W uh uh uh you went meant to take a bite out of that EMA you guys are stupid all right give it back give it back give it back all right we don’t

Want any more of these troubles come on give it back thank you Candy is disgusting that’s because it’s a nuke Ember you can’t eat a nuke you told me it was candy yeah because it’s funny and I thought you’d blow up more but uh whatever Ember you’re

Dumb you’re so mean and you’re ugly oh wow you’re so mean for being that ugly and hurting my eyes ratha more than you ratha can I can what you’re ugly I honestly think you just have like a really poor attitude honestly no you guys are cool I just don’t like her

Specifically oh ratha or Ember Ember ratha’s chill oh but you just called her ugly you know what I’ll call my friend lty to to to punt you up you uh Goofy Goose lty he sounds handsome bring him up yeah let’s see my friend okay well we

Don’t have time for this okay what I’m going to do is I’m going to place this death ray right here but this is like Last Resort okay I’m going to put it right here underneath the house like this place a birch right here we’re going to remember it’s right here and

Then we’ll get a big red button like this out of the creative menu and there it is as long as no one presses that we’re all good okay we’re all good you’re not meant to press that you’re not meant to press that oh jeez gosh I

Forgot that it was here you guys are really dumb I’m not dumb anyways Ember I like what you’ve done here with the side of the base you put a bit of a like a half lava Mo in the void yes sir ratha helped too oh good job ragi thank you

Okay well that’s pretty good okay let me go on the side here so I don’t mess up and we’ve got the big red button button I heard button where’s the button what no no no okay uh breaking the button okay I’m just going to have to remember

That’s there hey Amber button no there’s no button there’s no button Amber no button button what’s the button you can keep looking but there’s no button all right I broke the button a no button you stand there okay oh my gosh I forgot again that the freaking drawbridge okay

Anyways what’s this grass block about I placed jungle leaves gross h please stop you’re going to break your keyboard how do you know I have a keyboard no comment I think you know too much well we do have time for literally one more defense before abstracted py

Gets out of that cage and I don’t think they’re happy they’re making noises too growl no no no they’re making noises not not not you they’re making noises my bad oh my gosh that’s so scary ah they’re going to kill us that was quite frightening jungle leave Kane I think

It’s time what is up my compadre oh why’d you call me that I think it’s time we get into side the base okay because they’re coming in so what we’re going to do now oh my gosh hey Amber um can I come into the out now uh sure fine what

We going to do is get the armor stand uh come back in oh yep sorry Kane why are you so small I couldn’t fit in the house so I had to shink myself down man you really you really can do anything CH don’t eat Kane okay where’s ritha oh oh

Rega filling the draw bridge see I told you I’m not the only one okay anyways what we’re going to do is getop uh we won’t have one for Ember because I think she’ll just hide here hey Doga don’t bite me do you want to see something funny yeah what’s what’s up watch this

What how’d you do that to Ember it’s my good friend s lad hello s lad yo what’s up wow Ember you even got the voice down he usually doesn’t change the voice oh yeah what what else can you turn Ember into uh I don’t know Kane Show me all

Right one sec watch this this what now oh it’s oh wow it’s a very uh adorable cute hardworking 6’8 big muscles if 6’8 means 42 then you’d be right I’m two blocks tall all right it’s not even my fault it’s literally just everyone’s two blocks tall okay look ragi is not taller

Than me ragi is taller than me guys this is a waste of we have like 2 minutes left oh no we don’t even have 2 minutes left we have like 30 seconds okay we need to we need to do the armor we need to do the armor okay okay armor uh armor

Is going to be be uh uh uh uh uh this one boom boom boom boom that’s my one think of armor think of Emma Emma what’s your armor H this I think oh that’s that’s actually pretty cool ratha what’s your armor um oh oh wow that’s a very

Nice and uh uh adorable armor um except for the fact that we’re going to die to R obstructed sorry I didn’t mean to shout hey ra I’m sorry I’m sorry I didn’t my feeling just a little bit I’m I’m sorry I’m sorry uh uh do you do you want

Something like uh uh let me think let me think uh uh what what is rias like Rags maybe hold on rag oh here take some Demon crystals demon crystals demon crystals yeah okay oh that worked wellow that was really not expecting that to work at all I was kind of just trying to

Do a ritual to get rid of her but yeah that’s fine so what we got here is our three armor sets but now we need some weapons so what I’m going to get is something called The Nightmare Storm sword sick sick sick Oh I thought you

Said sick as in like yeah sick sword but okay yeah okay you can have a stick there you go all right Kane what’s your weapon oh I guess you don’t really need one you kind of got a beton what’s up it’s me Kane I have this TNT cool whoa

Don’t blow that up here don’t blow that up here oh I’ve got the death rate under here buddy oh shoot yeah that would have been really bad I’m going to do it anyway what no fine fine chill out okay W oh well ah do you have any emotion no

I have a big sword for an even bigger pum big sword for even bigger PNE well I think that will work and probably one shot them into Oblivion so all right let’s go out and oh my gosh all right I’m kind of sick of the Strawbridge I

Told you so shut up Amber jeez I’m going to get my armor and everyone else is going to get their armor and we’re going to defend ourselves against big abstracted pomy now Ember obviously you need to stay here because I mean your your armor is kind of literally made out

Of well poop what my armor is fire just like me imagine a leprechaun just like pooped every everywh that’s your armor I’ll stay in the base that’s okay at least you’re safe in here okay you got all the defenses but as for well abstracted pumy better be ready because

They’re being released in 3 2 1 EAD tra me in this box for too long now I’m going to get bigger wa oh my gosh wao golly that’s no good you really need emotion like we’re about to die look I terrified for my life right now guys guys guys now’s not

The time okay we got to go we got to go okay we’re in we’re in we’re in all right so the first thing we need to do oh man is hit hit the lever hit the lever Kane Kane hit the lightning lever which one the the one yeah the only one

Okay go yes yes we’re hitting them we’re hitting them and we’re doing so much damage right with it’s it’s it’s not doing anything think of course it is right was that our only defense uh that might have been our only offense but we’re not our only defense we still got

The Sparks and the drawbridge right and and the mod okay that’s that’s enough I think we’re good uh they they actually summoned their own lightning so I think that’s why they’re immune um hey uh P I’m sorry about your dog seriously I am uh uh but you’re not going to get

Through the Strawbridge right you’re you’re you’re not going to you’re throwing stuff in it oh no now they know wa oh wait they oh they hit the spikes they hit the spikes wait the spikes actually worked wait it pushed them back wait oh wait they’re hitting the spikes uh they’re throwing stuff at

The spikes oh no hey but the moat might work right since they can’t get past the spikes and can’t get over the the draw bridge oh wait the draw bridge the drawn Bridge it just got broken no my masterpiece okay well they they’re just constantly breaking the spares and I

Think they’re about to get up guys get in the base yeah oh no they’re jumping up what are we going to do oh they’re on top of the base they’re on top of the base they’re on top of the base uh guys go oh yeah I have an idea well what is

It I will hold her off while you use the death ray oh my gosh yes well quickly do it oh no the roof has been blown open B okay okay I got the button yes the button the button okay uh where’s the place here no that’s not it that’s not

It should we run uh that’s not it that’s not it okay right here I think it was in the middle okay uh Raga you got to press it quickly before we goes off okay okay let’s go let’s go wait do you hear that

Oh my gosh yes I hear that too okay uh I think we’re going to run hold them off Kane hold them off don’t worry I got this you got at this come on W RZ let’s go let’s go quickly I’ll hold them back with my bow oh my gosh it’s coming down

Wa God look at this place man that kind of hurt retha are you all good oh I tried to outrun it it didn’t work yeah I mean it looks like a massive media kind of missed you as well since it blew through the Bedrock you’re so lucky that

You were literally right here too I almost that’s scary to think about right anyways speaking of scary where’s pomy and and Kane oh no okay wait who’s that over there hold on I think I see them okay okay I can I can make this this four block jump here we go hey what

I was trying to say was yeah okay P pomy you’re not abstracted anymore the the TNT that Kan gave us worked what happened oh well we just set off a simple nuke but other than that you went all crazy and and abstracted me do you not remember a thing uh all I remember

Was I had a dog and I feel like it was a dream uh yeah the dog was a dream the dog yeah the dog was completely a dream the dog was definitely a dream yeah yeah you never had a dog killed my dog in the

Dream oh no I would never do that no I would never do that in real life no no of of course I thought speaking of dead where’s Kane is Kane dead Kan I think so oh dang I guess I guess Kane’s Dead all right oh oh hey man hey how’s it going

My compadre oh man I’m good well guys if you did enjoy this video there’s another video on screen on the left if you don’t enjoy that video either just there’s one on the right my name’s Doga I’m pomy I’m ragi and my name is Kane you’re host and

We’re done see you guys in the next one peace