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Have you got any arrows oh it’s Hannah oh Jesus Christ uh no I don’t have any arrows no I don’t um now let’s let’s lure them down into here oh living Coffey he’s got a whole oh jeez damn he just hit me for like four hearts with that bow all right go

Go go get him get him he’s going to set the TNT he’s dead he’s dead oh yeah oh yeah oh my God that was amazing get the treasure let’s get the treasure that was absolutely amazing holy [ __ ] oh my god look all the stuff they had look at how

Much loot they’ve got oh my God it’s like armor oh Jesus how did they get so much loot we were screwed if they didn’t set that trap off oh my God one a little bit I don’t want to kill you oh yeah true oh [ __ ] I got no words you just cuz you’re

Right clicking you [ __ ] I was eating yeah yeah you weren’t eating you were firing fireworks I don’t even know oh my God okay if you guys can find it take take take the mine cart ran go and when he finishes the ride one of him will appear so when I cut back there’s

Nothing there you’re making it up I’m not making it up it’s real ghost are real just keep it on here all right keep it on here and a ghostly rythum will appear okay what are you talking about okay I’m a skeptic honestly you ready I

I I sort of I inclined to believe him I think I did I have been accused of being a supernatural creature before so I’m seeing nothing Simon no he’ll appear here any minute now oh my God oh my God all right all right Jesus Christ that is weird holy he’s like

Haunting get out of here is everyone in your how do click how do how do I click it how do we how if I move my M it just how do we how do we click how do we click he just says yes or no and we just click

Have we failed the first test we failed the first test we couldn’t click yes or no go are not ready now admins are asking us what’s up how he click oh oh yes yeah see we weren’t the only team well you can make it into sandstone if nothing else you know okay

I’m going to make a Sandstone path towards them now see if I can hit Dave are you sniping them sips if you if you knock one off you’ll be like King Legolas of of the world I just hit Dave right in the face nice oh oh if you could take him while he’s

Running Yes W holy crap woo oh my that was so cool my God he was just coming back from the chest as well I bet he had loaded everything up wow God M did H crap I am you are King this isn’t going this isn’t going

To fly go on beat him beat him Lis beat him go on come on son oh yes I got him I got him oh and I stole his I stole his voodoo doll too okay so now I’ve got a pretty nasty weapon in this form of this voodoo doll

And I can knock Al smiffy off there you go yes okay I killed El F oh amazing oh my God hey look at this big tree in the middle oh no Simon oh oh no oh no Kim oh Lew as well holy [ __ ] oh lose Eliminator oh no sip sow I don’t know

What happened I don’t know what happened they’re trying to figure out what to do it’s pretty clear what they have to do they have to get up to you and own your face oh [ __ ] oh no oh no no all us died from Fall Dave Dave oh man well that was

Terrible that was that was a stupid move at the end there we all died the same way on our team one fa no one fail com back though she comes back over there okay where you going the Wall’s on your head the Wall’s on your head Boba you

Didn’t die oh god what the [ __ ] B doing a mega run up here we go here we go do it all one come on the first jump doesn’t require that it’s it’s one block away the first jump you don’t need to overthink that one all right just it’s

The second one it’s the slighty it’s the SL Floor come on yeah let’s go give me commentary Simon you have to give commentary cuz you’re still alive I’m attacking trottimus right now and I’ve killed him there we go how’s that for commentary come on give commentary Smithy is here as well

Attacking me and I’ve just killed Him so yeah there’s quite a lot of PVP going on here careful careful careful careful wow a lot of stuff look I don’t know that looks kind of dodg Go stuff looks Apple oh oh iron sticks where the hell do we craft though oh this is a this is

Awesome what going on guys guys guys don’t die break break oh my God no have you both died yeah what’s going on guys that was a horrible trap oh my god um I’m on my own oh God oh God oh God oh God [ __ ] no [ __ ] no they’ve got all that

Stuff that was an evil evil trap oh my god well that was a big waste of time have we even said that must you guys I said it l Dodge and then I just ran straight to the end oh my God they have all our stuff

They have all oh they found they found like where we where you guys died oh don’t want to run down there I think you’ll be trapped forever you do let’s let’s try to push push him in there oh no no oh Jesus I thought I almost just fell in

It no go in a trot go in it hey oh that’s Smithy I mean whoops hey hey Smithy push him push him hit him hit him yes leave him down there leave him down there leave him down [Laughter] there no no no no they’re hitting Us in

They’re hitting Us in oh dang I hate you guys oh my God there’s a trap the whole time rning just just shoot people like land near the top and shoot people below on this map shoot people below gotcha yeah no crab I think it’ll be a super fast Round oh oh my gosh this is scary I’m just going to stay here and hope that no one sees me that’s not a c game okay I’m still on top hello mousey I’m glad you’re still safe and well I here watching hey guys welcome to’s it going not your pey voice pey voice Heav oh [ __ ] H that was pretty good that was pretty don’t what don’t do it rude don’t do it rude what what do you mean don’t do what was yours yours was exactly mine was accurate and you bmed during yours I need this I need it um please please

Calm down I’ve broken the map a bit oh sorry guys oh [ __ ] sorry guys I’ve just busted up all the whole map oh s you such a bad boy what are the rules okay Jesus Christ you all right you okay all right it’s all right [ __ ]

Jesus set off good I’m good you did it good [ __ ] Follow the rules we managed to get like maybe 20 total blocks that’s about it wow we’re terrible yeah we’re not very good at this oh were we oh oh just like make a hole in the glass and fly down and kill them all oh there we were over there you aim Simon should

I be doing this I don’t know no probably not probably not are people going to get very angry if I do this probably yes however will it be very fun oh that was amazing oh my god oh we going to get trouble trouble that’s not going to be oh [ __ ] oh Jesus

Oh my God good God what what’s the point in that me and Duncan are in bed together wow you shacked up you found true [Laughter] love oh I know wow can I be the little spoon wow I’m always the big one amazing sick where’s the what level by

The way I’m level 20 so maybe yeah no if you do if you you get them okay and and the XP that’s unbreakable the ising create a screen all the way just build a screen all the way building one around this way so I’ve got more

Cobble here the thing is if he gets a direct hit cuz that’s an enchanted bow right I’m going to pick the thing screw it you know what no dude you build a shield oh no watch out watch out watch out watch out watch a combat no and if you just take

Him out as he goes around he’s wearing full diamond armor now now though I mean that’s just oh Ben I’m so glad we caught that oh it’s it’s little treats like that LE the B capture the B A Dream to watch isn’t it little little nuggets of just Joy I can

Almost hear the face palm you can you know godam come down and F like a man yeah right says her yeah you got Duncan on the [ __ ] leash chist Christ n signs is right there El be careful oh yes you’re going to TNT to death aren’t you yes you are yes you are

I be careful beware the sword strike Bu The Sword strike win for me be careful yes be careful right you know what to do my man that’s it that’s it that’s it she’s running for it she’s going to go oh no she does know my word score I show Splendid Splendid I

Say my good man that was a stroke of Genius a CH yes indeed there you are there you are there’s a spider here um looking up at me don’t worry about him it’s fine it’s daytime it shouldn’t be a problem should it um okay it’s now it’s not friendly it’s not friendly at

All uh right let’s let’s make him move wow oh oh God oh God Lou oh God okay run away run away there’s a zombie that way there oh [ __ ] are you dead yeah that’s my game over no how can you be dead how how can

You be dead already I was killed by a Creeper explosion right in my face she’s going to rub the bread across it so quick that it creates friction that will explode let’s go let’s go mango yeah yes Destro literally everything why did RS the worst time ravs came down as it

Was exploding and died immediately no he did not oh [ __ ] I just bought way too many where’s my button oh no well if anybody needs [ __ ] block you get any I’m TNT them I’m TNT them I’m TNT them oh oh ravs I literally did say I

Was teing teeing them I thought you were holding them at the other vertical no I do yeah I took the wrong Bridge though hopefully none of them are behind me how did you get an iron I was really [ __ ] sneaky you took an you cheat man you

Well I didn’t tell anyone just in we didn’t know place it place it place it we got get diamond Guys near how did you I need to check back that record put it in the wrong place is that where no you put the you IDI hole I blew it I cannot

Believe that well it we going to have to get another one go and get another iron block no no no no we can’t that counts surely you couldn’t even put that [ __ ] Block in the right [ __ ] place [ __ ] sake hello hello hello hello God that felt a bit

Underhanded but you’re not you’re not meant to bridge the gap are you of course you are you can build anything oh really I thought one of the rules said don’t Bridge across no you can break blocks there’s no rules yeah it says rule number one do not Bridge the middle

Gap oh yeah what it literally says that what literally literally rule number one and you guys broke it good job really how long did Rich go over the rules for at the start of the game what’s the point of this ladder here going down great job guys there’s this ladder here

Like I don’t see no rule what it’s t destroy the r to break the rule he’s broken the rule literally I’ve literally broken the rules wow the ministry of of s w this could be the most controversial oh God okay we’ll have to make a decision on that next time then I’m

Taking this as a victory for team Shatner films so I mean we’re good I feel bad now I think I think team Shatner wins this for sure ow I’m on fire oh no wait hold on why am I not getting hurt by fire have you got a Golden Crown on no

Oh [ __ ] ah ah ah I’m dying I’m dying no what do you mean no I’m on fire I’m on fire why you on fire no oh how did you set on fire because she’s in the lava yeah cuz she’s got a Golden Crown on did you not read the r yeah I

Know I went a bit too close did you bring that special armor I gave you uh yeah I’ve had it right from the start I know okay get in the position the firing position I’ve wanted to do this all day now I’ve we’ve not tested this is this

Should I be here will this work sure oh God uh okay let’s just make sure you don’t get stuck on anything like above you or below you I’m not entirely confident about this leis I’m going to be honest with you are you ready I’m ready hold on to your pants holding on

No oh damn ready oh [ __ ] don’t bom it we’re there me and stpp there both on there do it I’m bom bom it get out the way Simon ride the water up ride the water up oh [ __ ] oh you killed him oh my God bomit bom it bomit bombit now bomit now Bom oh my God what a mess you see it oh my beautiful oh my God oh my God did we win did we win we won we won I don’t think there’s anything left of their base [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that is amazing TNT left we got left I’ve got

Shitload of TNT give us that they just F they’re still alive they’re down there vomit bomit vomit oh God it’s going off the edge oh yes thank you RS okay now that makes sense oh God oh God I’m going to go Rogue what no cyber oh [ __ ] [ __ ] where you [ __ ] go there’s creepers behind the lava that just blow you off I beg your pardon what can you do against that what would you want to do against it SS here where I am in the corner behind you God [ __ ] where the

[ __ ] are these things I’m behind [Laughter] yous where you were fighting sips where you were fighting right there the corner that was you that you had your back to there is a ladder all the way down that I’ve put in place okay there goes Jo and for the final

Match missed I’m scared two ARS come on we believe don’t do it a victory away don’t do it she’s definitely Hing for you by the way no not like this not like this not like this oh my God she got you it was so beautiful ladies and gentlemen the

Winners of the jingle jam Championship 2020 the Simon Angel this boys my the walk look at everyone get together let’s get a print screen together come to the front of the stage come here oh there’s a load of stuff up here oh my God loot Central I’ve just

Hit the jackpot Simon I’m trying to put trousers on my chest now careful because all that loot is probably from dead people which means that there’s someone killing loads of people very near to you I’m getting through I’m getting through the tunnel of Victory H I can do it yes

I’m safe I’ve won all I need to do is make it a little bit further and then I’ll be I’ll be getting a point for team honey and zepos yay yay I done it oh my god I’ve emerged really Victorious yeah are you kidding me yeah I’ve done it look I’ve got a

Plank of wood with a nail in it you turned up last everybody else killed themselves so yeah it’s like the end of the movie Cube isn’t it wow am I the only one still standing oh my God ah yay oh my God I done it save for the victory you ready bye

Oh oh he fell in the there we are that was amazing great game [Applause] All