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Two years and a coups city with a couple news new don’t know you are I like anywayz don’t when I’m having don’t if I’m feeling I can’t sleep now I wonder I like it better like it better we’ve been so that I think I need to connect as Alone I can’t fall asleep alone and I and I we pretending being selfish but you know going to help it cuz I’m not the best with You theone I Can’t God second think might one who iin selfish but there’s another way to say I like you that got a couple nights and they are all for you we’ve been So and I just miss the way you go oh yeah we pret being you know CU I’m not the best with need you care sleep Alone Oh hello how’s everyone doing today um we’re going to learn how to play Minecraft because I have no idea also hopefully I keep forgetting to use the the chat thing the text I mean the speech to text uh closed captions so that works today I don’t have much

Time I need to learn how to play Minecraft today came from nowhere have you ever have you never played Minecraft I’ve oh [ __ ] okay wait I’m going to reset my thing real fast Okay that should fix the robot voice I was saying I’ve played Minecraft a few times and I’m pretty sure I can count every single time on one hand and I’ve never gotten far at all like maybe played for 30 minutes max each time but

Today is the day I have to learn I have to learn today um I’m a little stressed out about it actually so robot voice hopefully is cleared um let me know if the actual video stream gets wonky or choppy so that we can go back to five 5,000 bit

Rate does it have anything to do with an SMP that is definitely not happening I don’t I know we’ll see might not know what you’re referring to you could be referring to anything but I have to learn Minecraft today that’s the goal I do have a page

Pulled up with all of the advancements so I’m going to try to just get a couple of them um so we’ll we’ll see how that goes hello mango trap but before we get started I do want to hang out a little bit and kind of hone down the nerves a

Bit um and I think after we play Minecraft we watch I want to see I kind of want to watch two episodes of Mr and Mrs Smith because I don’t know if you’ve heard but they’re closing the prime watch parties on Twitch they’re just nixing the feature

All together which is kind of a shame but gone too soon for sure so in order to like finish the season on Twitch we’re going to have to watch like two today two tomorrow two on next Saturday and two wait wait did I do the math

Right how many episodes do we have left six uh I don’t I don’t remember we have six left there are eight episodes okay so if we do two today two tomorrow two on the 23rd and two on the 24th then we should be then we should finish

Right or one today one tomorrow I don’t know I was also thinking what if we just took a day what if we took a day to just watch all of it I think that could be a lot but I also have binge brain so one of the funniest shows I’ve ever watched great

Twist on the original honestly I haven’t seen the original your math is not good wait I thought there were eight episodes oh wait but we watched two silly silly silly so I don’t know I don’t know what the plan is then but maybe we’ll watch one today and see how we’re feeling we

Can watch two your demeanor and your personality is super cute not going to lie you are the second person to tell me that my that you like my demeanor I don’t really know what that means but thank you so we’ll see also I hung up my Doom

Poster what do you think of the placement and I listened to an album yesterday that will come out after the next video one of the First videos I saw on your YouTube channel remember you said Minecraft makes you motion sick that’s true and so our goals today is to learn

How to play Minecraft and not get motion sick I think I literally wrote that down in my Notes but I don’t know we’ll see also I had a conversation with Quenton earlier and I’m wondering if I should apply for affiliate I know we had a little bit of a conversation last week it is a personal choice that I have not activated affiliate because I don’t know

I kind of wanted to test the grounds of twitch see if it was something something that I could commit to and see if I prefer it over patreon as a platform and I think I really do I really like that it’s open I really like that you can see

Um the content even without paying so um except for except for the listening streams they get muted on the twitch pod so that’s kind of a a downside you kind of have to be there I am working on a workaround though of clipping up a bunch

Of videos and those will be on the B Channel I think as highlights so we’ll see still a lot to think about you might be able to apply for partner I’m pretty sure you have the average viewers for it I do but because the last but because I took a break for

Mexico for two weeks um my hours are underneath the threshold that I need to apply so uh that’s okay that’s okay don’t get motion sick goal to build a dirt house I looked at oh my God Minecraft is so overwhelming because I looked at like Pinterest I just typed

Minecraft house and everything was so gorgeous and beautiful and I’m like I think I’m just going to dig a hole and and survive in there how’s your week going my week went really fast partly because I was asleep for half of it I’m still trying to fix my jet lag last

Night I went to sleep at 3:00 instead of 600 so I consider that to be um progress you needs 75 average viewers but twitch is very picky I think I have about a 100 or I’ve had about a 100 um which is kind of insane to me because

Some of those streams are the watch party streams and I’m like I don’t think 100 people are watching Mr Mrs Smith right now what did you do in Mexico I talked about it a couple streams ago and it is up on the vud channel if you do want to

Go watch that but basically I just went on an adventure with my co-workers it was really fun make sure you have Mouse acceleration turned off for playing games I don’t even know what that means I’m going to be honest um oh [ __ ] I have the wrong I have the

Wrong channel on the vods I’m G to fix that really fast on the vods command I want to share so bad the album that I listened to yesterday but I also enjoy keeping it kind of a secret um today I spent a lot of time editing the video the next

Video um which if you haven’t already please submit if you want to where is bods wait oh wait what I have vods as an alias to the YouTube um one so this should work now there we Go there it is a moon-shaped pool no but that is on the list also maybe I just shouldn’t say anything maybe I just shouldn’t say anything um okay I’m procrastinating a little bit because I’m nervous to get into Minecraft but you know we can just we can just keep

Chatting can’t wait for the circles to love that album yeah that’s what I was editing today um but I was Rel listening to the parts that I have already edited and I was like why does this sound so much more choppy like I’m a little out of practice

Since I’ve been since I’ve been away for a bit um please react to Westside gun I do want to because my coworker is a really big fan so I think it’d be interesting and the feature that I have heard has been very surprising to me I think so I would

Love to dive a little bit deeper the thing is though is I’m trying to just get through the artists that I have already started on my channel so that I don’t attract new people that want me to venture out into their Realms of listening so it’s like I don’t know I I

Kind of want to tone it down a little bit with what we’re listening to artist wise um and kind of get through those discographies because you know that it takes me forever to get to new albums new Tiara wack album is really solid have not heard about it artist

Should stop releasing so you can catch up well this is why I’ve been listening to artists that release every couple years instead of like well aside from lilot who released so much this year already but but you know what I mean are you planning to make more music soon I don’t

Know it’s been I think it’s been like two or three years since I’ve really worked on my own stuff seriously so I’m also very out of practice for that it would be fun I think it would be really fun to do a stream where we try to kind of get back

Into the swing of things and just make something for fun but that is also very intimidating so do you think an album a year is too much uh for me I listen to I don’t listen to that much music um and I listen to the albums that I’ve already listened

To on a loop instead so it just takes me a while maybe not too much it depends on the artist if it’s someone that I really really love then it’s definitely not a problem I will make time you know but you know it just depends I liked some of your music and

Have them in my playlist thank you I’m actually considering taking everything down off of spotify and SoundCloud because they’re really they’re really old and I don’t want to give off the impression that like I’m an artist or that I’m working on music it’s just another expectation that I don’t want to

Upcute listen to Daniel Caesar if you in a good mood he’s on the list for new artists after we kind of go through our current roster so hopefully soon but we’ll see um I also wanted to talk about starting a new segment on here where we

Kind of um I don’t know if you follow my Instagram but sometimes I do like a journal with me and I think that I would be up to opening that to the stream where we open a Google form kind of similar to how we submitted the last few

Um can you separate the artist from the art what are your hot music taste uh takes things like that um and we can do some some chatting around what’s going on in your lives but Anon anonymously if you feel so inclined but oh shoot I didn’t reset my didn’t reset my

Things I bump roach and Sparrow often honestly that’s like my least favorite track of mine but thank you I don’t know if you know the Laura about it but I came up with roach and Sparrow in a dream and I woke up and I just wrote it um and I

Sampled or I found a sample of guitars that like matched exactly the chord progression I just had to pitch up a section you can hear it like it’s just so uh Picasso but that’s okay it’s it’s just it’s just for fun um but that’s one of

The reasons why I want to remove it off off Distributing is because uh I don’t want to give off the wrong impression I think I would keep it on Soundcloud but I don’t know about like Spotify and apple music and all that sounds beautiful thank you okay okay okay okay I’m procrastinating let’s

Get into the mines of Minecraft let’s see can you just release under a different name that’s a good idea yeah um we could brainstorm some some Alias names one that I think would be really cute and that I want to use for like if I ever because I keep thinking about it

But I never take the plunge if I ever start playing games like valerant or League um I’ve played a couple times anyway I would like to use the name squidbeak I think that’s such a cute name what’s one of your songs that you absolutely adore I think my favorite

Song that I’ve made is Mii and someone but that’s partly because I had my friend Tei work on the instrumental and they did a really really great job with it but yeah a 12-hour dgen League stream making an account with that name right now oh no squidbeak is probably

Taken so it doesn’t really matter if I say that um Okay Minecraft oh so I’ve spawned on a tree it seems I okay whoa I didn’t know that they have Birds on here also I want to move this to the screen killing cats is the best way to get

Diamonds quick since they drop fragments there’s no way I’m killing cats on here did you make graduation though uh I would turn off auto jump for motion sickness okay how do you do that I turned so for motion sickness I moved the the fov to 80 um and I turned off bobing

I don’t know where the other things are oh this one cool they’re so cute the interface looks so empty okay well they’re so cute they’re just staring at me okay so I guess first we get to ground without dying Mission success this is really full though maybe we need to get to flatter

Ground let’s punch some trees oh I did hear that that’s a something you should do I’m already getting really hungry okay new recipes unlocked check your recipe book so if you’re curious we do have a server for the entire universe which is my Discord server we do have a Minecraft

Server but it’s open seasonally and every time I go on I’m in creative mode so I literally have no idea what I’m doing here it’s called the UN I died universe MP whoa oh [ __ ] good thing we uh good thing we have some blocks oh I remember Minecraft on my old PC

Looked like pixels on top of pixels have you changed your fov I changed it to 80 I I did see some discourse online about how much it actually helps and that um sometimes the sides move at a different pace to the uh to the inside of the screen so it

Can actually increase motion sickness so I’m just testing it at a lighter difference oh use dirt to build up you need the wood oh it’s fine have some Grace for me please I can also just go to other trees I think um yeah I’m not going getting

That I will keep this strategy in mind though okay I think the next the next thing that I should work on is learning how to make the crafting table right I feel like that’s necessary but I feel like we should talk about other things while I’m um hunching

Trees otherwise this is going to be a very boring stream we got to name the Sheep we finish for the bed and then build them a monument in their honor okay plenty of wood now press e not yet we need Spruce planks okay which one is

Spruce I’m not going to lie they all look the same to me but these might also be the same oh you can make an axe oops eat how do you get more recipes in an entirely different biome a place the logs in a 4×4 Square jungle log and Oak Log let’s try this one no you have to turn them into planks I seem to not have an option to make planks out of logs I’m not reading any of that in my recipe book you are five steps ahead of me oh wait is there music in

Minecraft maybe I should turn off my playlist whoa I didn’t even hear it at first it’s so quiet okay maybe I’ll turn it up it’s at 100 maybe it’s in my settings uh there we go I don’t want to have it too loud but I don’t know I like the character you’re using

So when I made my account it was in 2018 for an event called lava paloa um and that didn’t involve any Minecraft building at all oh I see oh but yeah I just looked up like Festival Minecraft outfit um so that’s my character I would

Not be able to find it now though I tried looking for it oh my God crafting table unlocked I still feel like I need a flat location though oh I’m lost let’s just get to Higher Ground maybe I was considering for this um event that shall not be named of making

A new Minecraft skin but I do not have time God damn it maybe another uh maybe another time but I think that could also be a fun stream is to just design a character on my Own one step closer to beating the game let’s see time to get a pickaxe okay I’m assuming um I need more of these guys there we go what are these pressure plate jungle button what is your favorite time of day and why I don’t know whenever I feel

Awake cuz I would say morning but that’s on special occasions oh you need to use the crafting table yeah I’m trying to find flatter ground so that I can place it um I feel a little trapped what is this what is this oh I don’t know okay this is looking less jungly is

This bamboo oh okay also did someone say that the uh oh I might be going deeper in the jungle I was just trying to climb higher so I could see where I am what is this watermelon more seeds is that a tail a Jaguar hello I’m scared to touch it because I

Might kill it a oh my God I’m stuck okay right we had a goal oh maybe we should go over there I feel like that looks less intense than here I’m going to do that right click to pet it I’m scared I’m scared that you’re trolling can I

Swim oh I guess I could make a boat chat would never lead you as stay um I have vods that say otherwise let’s see it’s starting to get dark already what is what is happening what is what is what’s that noise you’ll have to eat at some point egg oh I can eat

Watermelon okay it’s getting dark now let’s um do what I said earlier oh my God I’m getting hit oh my God no wait wait wait wait okay impaled by drowned what does that mean I’m all the way back here this is so sad okay wait I wait I

Okay ground is a zombie that’s in the water water but I was on land okay I can’t see [ __ ] do you think I’m actually safer in the jungle you should turn on keep inventory listen I’m learning Minecraft and this is I have all the default settings

On I think I might be safer in the jungle it provides a lot of coverage I am sad though I lost everything you can be safer if you get higher up well I got yelled at for going higher up so I’m just G to do I need to like sleep

Or anything is this like The Sims where I have to maintain everything I guess I have to go lower to find more wood right that’s not what I meant we need wool for a bed to sleep I feel like that’s not intuitive like I’m tired I’m going to

Make a bed out of a sheep it’s fine I’ll just spend my night roughing it I’m kind of understanding the inventory it’s so hard to see okay when I played in your server I just had the Minecraft Wiki up next to me um I do

Have a tab open but every time I leave it closes Minecraft so I don’t want to do that on stream initially I thought it would be funny to have the wiki how open while I was going through it is that server happening again this summer yes for sure

It’ll get easier once you can make a light source with coal I have made the what is it called a torch before for higher brightness in the settings I do remember seeing that let’s see I’ll just turn it up a little bit because I think generally

My uh my settings are dark on my PC o more bamboo oh wait that was not bamboo if you don’t move mobs won’t SP spawn near you sugar how do I find the watermelon I don’t even know where that came from do you think we can make it across without

Dying oh nope nope I see something over there not taking any chances wait does everyone here know how to play Minecraft I feel like I’m I’m the only one who doesn’t know oh man okay my only goal is moving forward is there a way that I can force

It to be the oak or to be the tree type that I need or do I have to wait until it comes back in the cycle I don’t know I don’t know my first time in Minecraft was in secondary now I’m 29 well I’m 26 and I guess this is my first time

Playing it for playing it let’s see how do I place it oh wow we can make sugar oh wait don’t type your ages in chat I heard that that can get you banned you have to what oh a glistering melon slice I was like you need gold to make watermelon let’s

See is this peaceful or normal this is normal I did see that there’s an option for easy and I was I was really considering it but we’re going in we’re fully going in planks first I did you want me to make more oops does everyone have like a strategy

When you first go in I guess I should have thought of that ahead of time I’m just kind of I want to achieve as many achievements as possible oh wait what do I need oh I need more of these okay now we have shovel and pickaxe sounds

Useful um oh wait what an axe I didn’t see that one a sword do I need a sword can I play Passive uh nice I think those are fine to be there that’d be pretty difficult Minecraft had to switch their music what do you mean by

This oh if I um hit it do I get to keep it nice okay it is now light I think we can head back over there now that guy’s on fire that guy’s also on fire what is happening zombies skeletons burn in the light like vampires okay use a pickaxe to mine

Stone to get the stone tools oh so this is just like animal crossing at this point okay maybe now that it’s light um I’ll have an easier time building digging underground and surviving one night this looks good enough to me we’ve already hit what is this

Stone like we need to go deeper than this find a village to pillage let’s see I think if I can find that like watermelon Farm again that would be cool I just kind of assumed that I went to the same place but I did not we’ll have to reestablish

Base there’s so many chickens though oh uh we are definitely not beating the Ender Dragon in this in this stream I think it’s so funny um I the last time that we had the universe server open I think one person like grinded the entire game and was just waiting to slay the Ender

Whatever and I don’t think it ever ended up happening so maybe this maybe this summer I lost the watermelon oh this looks kind of cool though something like right in the middle there’s cows here someone could have already beaten the game in the time you’ve played so far

And I’ve made a crafting table okay I think this is where I will stake my ground he my issue though is that I’m not going to remember where this is cuz I’ve already lost the watermelon I think we should go find it though cuz I’m getting hungry I’m just trying my best

Okay if you press F3 you can see your coordinates how am I how am I supposed to remember my coordinates oh there goes my shovel I guess I didn’t have to use it for this dirt O type some in chat that’s a good idea like a little

Notebook I don’t know how to open chat okay I think one more one more layer oh then we get to Stone anyway t for chat how is that intuitive t for talk oh yeah maybe but let’s see I wish I could have like glass or something like a

Window okay and then let’s use some of this dirt for like um stairs of some sort I don’t know how to do this let’s see what if we oh wait oh [ __ ] I’m not really good at this let’s see that looks oh my God this is math is wrong that’s

Fine that’s fine that looks good you can build stairs okay let’s put my crafting table right here is it facing the right direction I guess I guess it doesn’t matter I will need a lot of planks I don’t know I feel like dirt is fine for right now

Though but I we’ll need to figure out a roof situation um H looking cozy thanks it looks kind of like oh [ __ ] it looks kind of like um a dungeon I would not want to be there turn all your logs into into planks there isn’t much you need logs for oh okay I’ll figure that out sand I

Oh I did see glass in that in this oh I guess I have to go to the crafting table to see everything would you wear shoes at this beach I’m wondering oh wait I needed to build um another shovel okay I need this and more sticks okay we can make a

Door a chest to store things in that sounds like a good idea we can make a little fence um I thought I saw blast though maybe I need something else you should mine some Stone I need to put up like a sign or something so I know where I am Um like that okay wait no not okay whatever oh wait I didn’t want three okay um I’ll just take your advice and keep making links just write your coordinates down okay what was how do I see it um oh [ __ ] I’m going to be honest I don’t know

How to access my f Keys okay um it’s not even an aery problem it’s just that I have a tiny keyboard and I don’t know how to I we’re gonna we’re going to be fine I didn’t need to know my coordinates anyway let’s see oh sweet how come I can’t delete oh so

Cute my uh okay if I remember actually you don’t need stuff underneath it ooh oops okay okay well it doesn’t work exactly but it’s enough to get me through the night my keyboard isn’t keyboarding it never has never will we’ll figure it out um I need food right I desperately need food I

Believe do you have a function key I okay I think I think that it’s this one but every time I click it something bad happens so I don’t anymore fish in the river I don’t okay FN plus 3 we did it bro why do I feel like my IP address

Is going to show up on here I just took a screenshot somehow okay whatever we’re going back in my hidey hole um oh my God how am I going to get out of here you should make a chest and keep things you don’t need yeah that’s a good

Idea how am I also going to know when it’s uh light outside I can’t see anything did you see the &em music video no I did not is that the one that J um that jid was a part of I did see discourse about it on Twitter but I

Haven’t seen the actual okay this is going to be a problem um Can anyone see this I hope I hope that I um I hope that I open the ceiling and not like the floor because now I don’t know which direction I’m pointing this is kind of scary night

Time is around seven minutes okay we’ll just wait then turn up brightness to Max okay I can see the ground where are my stairs oh here’s my Chest okay here’s my stair and I think if we just move I lost it okay oh oh why can’t I jump Now oh my God oh okay that’s why like I’m sure we’re fine actually I’m sure that we had enough bad luck with the with the mob on the first night that this is fine no one is around you need to spit to know which way is up okay okay anyway um let’s

Make oh we can make Sandstone we can make a we could make a boat what was it what was it that I did need though the mob is going to invade your home maybe I think we’re fine I didn’t see anything and I doubt they’ll see me or my

Sign also I put my sign on the other side of the stairs I feel like that’s uh that’s wrong mine stone with the pickaxe should I just mine the stone that’s in my what was That did I cover all of it now we’re going to have to figure it out again I still hear It did I did I block everything I I literally can’t see Anything look at the moon it’s like a moon window you can make a trap door in the craft table to let light in replace one block of the ceiling couldn’t the spider walk on the trapo and then fall into my house no ew ew what is that

Noise I don’t think it’s as loud for you as it is for me but I’m sure we’re fine let’s see ew okay we’ll make one trapo and one chest oh my God this is the block that I hit before that is not the ceiling anyway okay pickaxe I made an advancement Stone AG

I feel like the spider is just like waiting for me oh I probably should have kept that one the spider sounds freak me out what constellation is that triangle place the trap door you’ve just oh yeah I forgot right um oh wait it’s back a little bit nice although I’m sure it’s

Fine no spatial awareness honestly no and that’s fine it’s still so dark though uh okay we did it time for some stone tools oh nice oh my goodness okay a pickaxe probably I’ll use that one until an advancement getting an upgrade oh my God we still need more oh wait no more

Sticks we also have Cobblestone furnace we have unlocked the torch and a lever let’s See furnace is a must what does it do is that how I make coal oh my goodness we’ve unlocked even more he let’s put our chest hold on let’s put our chest here cute feel like I don’t need these right now um we’ll keep this whoa how did that happen don’t eat this

Um eat this I haven’t found a use for my sand yet but should be fine let’s put the furnace here ooh oh my God this is how we make the glass um charcoal we we need to find charal oh oh my God nobody will believe we saw the

Sun look at this it’s so cute home sweet Home okay let’s go find some things to mine I guess H I still want to find the watermelon Farm although I’m not sure at this point if it’s on this side or the other side when we start seeing a bunch of chickens that’s when we’ll know oh I think I follow

Him oh what was that rotten flesh no thank you how do I throw it away this doesn’t look familiar oh oh I can’t remember how high up we were though the last here are the cows let’s see it might have been on the other side not seeing any watermelon punch the

Grass for seeds or Wheat I see I see I also remember someone said we could go fishing maybe we should go fishing if I can’t find my watermelon in time you use the seeds on the chickens they seem to have lost interest in me wait that was the only one I have oh thank you

Thanks now kill it you have no heart where the [ __ ] is the watermelon I’m still not exactly sure what these are either are they also seeds oh cocoa beans I’m going to be honest did I did I did not read that before whoa cocoa beans won’t help you now okay

But will they help me later H so precious okay I think the pursuit for watermelon is a is a bust um hypothetically speaking if I were to play on another server would I have to change my settings like the jumping and the thing again and the fov and the bobing kill some fish near the hole okay time

To find the hole again I’m pretty sure it’s over Here I could also be walking in the complete wrong direction oh no there it is who said Spa no spatial awareness oh wo look at that look at that whole what do you what do you call like a a lot of salmon um let’s see I have a

Sword a huddle of salmon a school of salmon School sounds right heartless it’s for survival wait can I eat it raw also I had salmon Bagel earlier today a bunch of fish but there there’s so many cook it first okay I’m assuming in the furnace which we don’t have coal

For you can use what was that you can use wooden planks oh okay we’re cooking and I can make glass although I’m not sure what the plan is do I want to expand or do I want to kind of keep it simple should I eat now I’m kind of

Worried that it’ll be too much why I wanted to find what can I do with these eggs uh can I eat the sugar right click with the eggs you can also put sand in the furnace yeah but that’s what I’m saying is I don’t know what the plan is can I use a

Door up here will I need to make a a little Dome above me is that too much can I go up a trapo so many questions let’s see whoa I can make red dye I don’t think that’ll help me here make a dome with grass yes with ladders oh oh so fancy okay

Oh sometimes I put my hand not in uh wased oh no oh we’re fine we’re chilling and then glass up top what do you think what if we do what if we do glass and another trapo somewhere so that it’s like intentional wi oh it’s getting dark so fast hold on oh

[ __ ] hold on hold on I panicked a little okay um oh wait no it was in the furnace oh my goodness and I desperately need a bed okay then we’ll go look for sheep tomorrow I guess this will be on the cover of architectural digest thank you what why did

Okay break logs and burn them in furnace to make charal so you can make torches I feel like this is um a little too slow oh holy [ __ ] we we are very vulnerable right now hold on we’ll do the two that we have right now and that’ll be where’s all my

Dirt that’ll be fine um okay I guess I’ll have to oh no there we go oh I don’t I don’t know I didn’t count how much I need actually maybe I don’t know my furnace was such a such a good source of light okay put the trap door above the ladder

Okay that’s a good idea I have some in my here yeah okay apparently I can’t that’s fine wow making moves I’m so bored we’re doing a great job though we’re doing a great job my only goal today was to learn Minecraft remove the other door please

Why maybe glass is not the tool to use for this the good part is your house is not dark anymore okay next goal is to make a bed but um I guess I’m waiting until oh my goodness um how do I get okay now break down everything and Reset oh we’re so good we’re so good Minecraft is easy it’s a kids game great prison no it’s beautiful listen you just don’t see the vision yet oh no I’m missing one glass piece okay hold on did I have any or do I need to make one okay um

Okay just have patience Ro wasn’t built in a day and neither was my cave it was built in three I think paths Place actually my apartment we call it path pad cuz it it it’s kind of the same it’s kind of like a similar Vibe where it’s just like a square that

You could never Escape when the light comes get some logs okay I’ll have to remember sorry I’m just doing a little bit of reorganizing since we have the time to kill um how’s everyone doing you can use your signs as a to-do list I could also just use the chat um make a

Bed maybe I need to clarify by in markdown make a bed what else oh actually I guess first would be find sheep cuz we haven’t even found any sheep oh yeah my coordinates 37 135 is there it’s too quiet uh oh yeah I still want to find watermelon

Farm that seems like a good list that seems like a good list to me do we need more sticks oops okay now this guy and this guy what was that just a little guy oh after crafting some tools you can use your old wooden tools for the furnace but they go out

Quick oh yeah mine I need to find a place to mine this is my doomsday bunker kind of feels like it um this corner is for my bed I guess we can go out this way well I guess I should look outside to see if I have

Space not much not much but here is Stone I don’t know if that matters what’s a good indicator for a good place to mine does anyone have any tips and tricks that’s gravel oh oops I think it looks pretty cute I think we should move the sign though to

The other side not that it really matters but uh like here what it deleted my message there oh that looks ugly too this is sad pick anywhere just don’t mind straight down okay we can go into into the hill I think I might get give us more

Space bring back the second te um how do you edit a message without deleting the whole thing maybe it’s fine maybe now is my chance to place it like like here oh perfect wait you’re kind of in my shot thanks so cute how did I screenshot hell yeah hell yeah okay

Let’s go mining wait first mine or first find sheep cuz I do want a bed so that we don’t have to just wait around for night to pass what’s this salmon Rock oh wait maybe I need the other one what was that raw copper it looks a lot like the

Sand Ammon I don’t know I don’t know wao but that is so much faster that ore is quite useless oh listen I was just excited to find something else I don’t want to like get too deep in I’m going to get lost and it’s going to get dark and it’s going to be

Scary you should start mining down listen I’ll try my best I’m just glad we’re mining at all okay that was the only ore we’ve seen um I might have misjudged no it’s we’re fine see it’s already getting so dark you can make some torches we’ll need to okay

Okay the good stuff is way down there oh my goodness how long does this how long does this go for okay what was the way to make coal oh charcoal is different from coal I see you can make coal on your furnace to make torches need logs right right okay then maybe we

Can hit more trees but also be on the lookout for sheep I think that’s a good Strat also someone said you can run whoa oh my God we’re zooming this actually feels slower excuse me um I think we’re fine on the hunger scale worst case scenario we have this cow with

Us but I kind of like the cow it’s kind of cute can we eat the eggs will we get sella poisoning we can yeah we can I wonder if we could play pescatarian we can eat fish uh eggs if that’s possible you can milk the cow oh wait I thought those were

Seeds it’s an oak sapling oh I didn’t mean to so cute more take more doesn’t want to look there’s another cow there oh they’re so so cute the parrots and the bats what does this mean the parrots and the bats also how do you open up the achievements page k no a

No I just made them breed oh well love is what makes the world go around you know what I should have been doing this whole time I should have been writing down all of these tips and tricks oh my goodness I definitely will go back in the VOD and write some stuff down

Oh Bob wait hold on I missed your message oh my God I can’t scroll back is this going to be a peaceful playthrough are you refusing to kill the animals also hi hello Bob welcome to the stream this is um this is just me learning how to play so worst case

Scenario we can um um but for now we are a pescatarian we killed fish oh yeah we do need to kill do we have to kill the Sheep can’t you just Shear the Sheep also I haven’t seen any sheep um salmon is too good to give up I’m not going to

Lie you need iron for Shear shears okay then I guess we have to go back into the Mine how do I make them love me take this egg they seem very peaceful though so I don’t I don’t want to oh there are so many eggs to collect though can I did anyone answer if I can eat them Row the eggs oh my God I’m out of seeds oh my

God uh where did he go oh my God those are not Hearts what just happened what did I do to it it’s so cute it has such a huge head it makes them grow up oh my God I love can we keep it can we keep it

Okay back back to the mine I don’t remember where it was though I have a feeling it was the other direction actually murder cows well wait we don’t need to right now right hi babies oh my goodness oh my goodness they’re so cute you want me to eat chicken after that there’s no

Way okay it’s already getting dark we did not meet any of our goals that’s okay do you want to see my house this home sweet home I guess that was a bit early but that’s fine oh if you have them the seeds in your hands they follow you I thought I

Just had to feed them okay so we did find three copper we found three copper and a lot of cobblestone and that’s it oh my goodness oh my goodness oh there the birds in the trap house just like in the weekend Trilogy o should we make a

Boat a glass bottle what can you do with a glass bottle I just want a bed let’s see wait what did I need the logs for again you can make potions I was going to make charcoal I did see that pit of lava um to make charcoal I think but did I

Need charcoal I really should have been writing this down CU now we have to wait put logs in top of furnace lands in bottom logs on top of furnace do you mean plants that is not the furnace oh [ __ ] my life sometimes I’m no thoughts wait what links okay

Logs links do they have to be matching oh I guess not we’re fine we’re fine listen it’s it’s just Minecraft what is this we can make a copper Ingot what could that be useful for we made one charcoal oh okay I guess we’ll be making a

Lot oh and it’s nice and bright in here have a nice view of the Moon I’m feeling like we should chop down this tree actually but maybe it does give a little homey vibe it’s just blocking my view use the stick and charcoal for a torch inside the prison cell I thought

That I needed coal Coal but maybe it’s fine oh my goodness oh my goodness okay let’s see how do we want to do this I feel like beautiful oh stunning Innovative and almost perfect I have no notes oh are you feeling about the Minecraft OST I think it’s beautiful except I’m

Confused about when it plays can I hire you to design my house I have one interior design criteria and that is uh livable yeah and we have a pet chicken do we have to feed it because I I wait maybe I have seeds in my he earn to be cooked in the

Furnace they can live forever oh my Goodness what do we name it I think you have done really good on your first time you only died once I think we’ve been very uh conservative I’ve been hiding in my Hiding hole for a lot of it should we name it after Bob El poo

J wolves eat chickens but surely not in here right it’s so cute okay well we have one chicken Bob the chup I also think we’re doing fairly well we just have not made a bed or found sheep or found my water watermelon Farm although to be

Honest I forgot we were looking for it murder the chicken you want to look how cute look how cute no I love them they’re just having a grand old time I can now that I know how to screenshot it’s over oh no get back in the frame look at the wheat Seed cute so cute except I wanted the the whole view so precious oh yeah dig a tunnel that’s an option for sure um oops but I can’t remember which direction we should go I’m sure a quick peek won’t hurt I guess I think it’s not a good not a good area but

Sure let’s go this way which means I’ll have to oh oh my God I forgot you’re so right thank you build down from your house okay I didn’t think this through build more torches for the mine you’re so right and so smart sorry I’m going to fill this up with dirt

Oh I forget which one is which Sorry your skin looks like Tina I don’t know what Tina looks like mine is the same that I’ve had since wait was it lava paloa or was it colella it was colella you can put torches in your left hand o how do you do that I’m becoming a m inecraft

YouTuber you know I never even liked music anyway I’m kidding I’m kidding you really need to use a shovel for the dirt oh thank you he wants to come with us oh my god oh okay wait I need to write this down shovel for dirt thank You okay and now back to this guy and I think is everyone okay like is that going to be too steep we should be fine I’m overthinking it and let there be light I wish I understood directions okay we’re out that’s good for now though should we go find a sheep oh my

God oh I’ll be home later uh okay where could we find a sheep there are more chickens here I have a feeling it’s on the other side I have a feeling I have to go over there you need to find planes not the jungle okay what do planes look

Like I feel like this is all jungle what about over there no maybe we should get some more fish we’re running low there’s so much to do so much to do so little time make a boat how useful is the boat really if I can swim I’m going to get

Lost this is what happens when I venture too far from home what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ] is that did you see that the boat will help later okay don’t look at it I lost it don’t look him in the eyes it will attack you but what is

It okay here’s more chickens do I need my sword with me Enderman like Slender are they related why is there so many chickens in the jungle why is there so much jungle in the jungle how do I get to the PLS I need a sheep o here’s lava

I did see this before I feel like you are too close for comfort my guy I feel like was the watermelon close to the to the lava are we on the other side yet note down the coordinates of the lava pool that’s a great idea let’s say uh okay actually where are the

Coordinates what am I looking at XYZ 58 77 and 33 oh wait I meant to do oh my God there’s so much on the screen right now 50 8 33 no 5877 oh my God how do I okay oh the first and last number I thought it was

Whatever thought it was XYZ no I’m getting more seeds for Bobby I got like no seeds from that bro might be grown by the time you get back how long does it take them to grow pumpkins these aren’t watermelon but pumpkins should I be using a different tool from this sword uh

I think you use axe okay oh my God we’re going to make a nice pumpkin soup when I get home for me and Bobby little table Bobby or what little little Bobby tables we call it oh my goodness there’s so many okay we’re going to leave some actually is there any benefit to

Leaving some versus taking them all we have we can make a pumpkin pie we do have sugar and eggs oh my goodness we’re definitely making a nice pumpkin pie when we go home oh [ __ ] go to the river what is that what the [ __ ] is that is that

Another thing that I shouldn’t look at pretend I do not see it ender portal don’t mind the gold look it’s squid beak I’m lost the broken nether portal should we take down the coordinates oh look more fish let’s get some fish while we’re here easy it’s getting late okay now I’ll need to

Figure out which direction I’m heading in oh yeah we wanted to write down the I’m just going to write down the coordinates for here um also oops oops lava and me figuring out how to how a keyboard Works um 80 115 broken nether portal oops oops um okay which direction am I heading can you believe we didn’t see a single sheep oh that looks dangerous there’s more fish over here I have a feeling I’m going the wrong way for seeds to go the wrong way

Uh oh my God not that sound not that sound that was what got us the first night I wish I had a map I wish I had a map and I wish that I could click on where I want to go and follow it in the same way that I can on

GTA you need a tower to mark your Abode you think my sign is not enough uh okay okay hold on what if hi baby hi baby I’m home I brought you something um so cute how did this happen did I leave this like that oh yeah we need hi baby uh we need

To make more this one yeah we can cook our salmon wait that’s cooked um I think I can just use this right get curse Forge for mods that way you can get a map curse Forge oh okay noted I know what that is he’s so ready to get cooked where is your

Heart oh yeah pumpkin pie we should make some pumpkin pie oh I left everything in the in this one eggs oh I have eggs sugar there we go you how did it switch to my first did you see that how did that happen happened what did I do should I eat it

Now or should I wait maybe maybe I wait a little bit after some mining sorry I’m slow I hit the scramble button on accident there’s a scramble button and I use it on the eggs let’s see if we get any more chickens perfect so cute

Okay we got more we have so much of this and nothing else oh yeah we need to name the second the second chick I’m going to have a really hard time telling them apart one of them is Bobby the older one is Bobby oh that was my last one my last

Seed to feed them oh no one saw that Bobby and Schmurda so funny Bobby and Keem did you see the the thing about Kanye thinking the meme baby Keem account was the real baby Keem I just think it’s so funny the meme account did not say anything about being the wrong person

Oh yeah torch it’s getting a little dark yeah I think we’re alternating that’s fine it’s aesthetic forget about digging up oh I guess yeah I guess you’re right we don’t really need to aside from where we’re jumping um but now looks ugly oh [ __ ] okay we’ll leave it like that

Except we’ll do one more just to lighten up the place a little bit pumpkin themed name in honor of your chicken being born the same day you found them Bobby and pumpkin oh my God wait that’s so cute oh what is this what is this where did it go also

Did I even pick it up cool we did it oh uh we did it so uh what was that what what the [ __ ] was that did you hear that Enderman in here in my humble abode I can’t believe we can still hear the rain from all the way down

Here if he gets inside just turn your back can he get inside is he like an omnipresent being it’s almost time to put down another light he’s going to spawn behind me he can steal your chicken no take it back take it back no he can’t I won’t let

Him oh wait I want of those ones I guess okay I think that’s all a coal [ __ ] my life okay and another torch right here oh brilliant and look at that more coal for us angry Endermen Are scary feel like all Endermen will be scary no um okay

Wait water break you’ve been going for 2 hours as I can’t I’m cooking you’re right though we we probably should [ __ ] okay let me get myself out of here and then uh then we’ll take a little break I kind of don’t want to stop playing okay I thought we lost a chicken

He’s just phasing into the wall it’s still raining hi babies this one’s Bobby cuz he’s bigger and this one is pumpkin oh my God he’s so big now sorry I think I don’t have any food for you but I do have a pumpkin pie for myself delicious oh this deserves a screenshot

For sure h Hello Maybe oh wait maybe I have some in here hi babies oh wait I need both of you in the picture please stop overshadowing your brother uh oh wrong one how will you tell them apart once they’re the same size um by pure

Luck okay we’re going to take a little break I think because uh I need to stretch and drink water and go to the bathroom so BRB don’t think of them as brothers they might breed soon Oh You Oh Grow Dan I You Hello I also didn’t forget to unmute myself okay so I have I have a dilemma because I’m really in enying myself but do we still want to watch an episode of Mr and Mrs Smith with the with the prime uh watch party oops this happens every

Time uh yes please to what have to be a little more specific more specific than that I’m peer pressuring them into getting Channel points ASAP please help chat okay here’s the thing I was told um to apply for affiliate and that would unlock things such as emotes and channel points for gambling

And voting I don’t I don’t know what else you can do with points I guess we can we can set up things predictions things like that but I said I don’t want people to sub yet and Quenton Kitty Kitty said that you don’t get subs on affiliate but I think that’s wrong I

Think you’re lying to me I think you do get subs on affiliate how about okay what if I apply and no one subscribes to me everyone has to like Pinky Promise unless you have unless you have like Prime attached to it then it doesn’t cost anything maybe I’ll apply I’ll apply tonight if

Everyone if everyone says they won’t subscribe oh no please don’t sub I would hate that well the thing is that’s what made the patreon so anxiety inducing was that I felt like I had to you know keep up with the demand a little bit so I just don’t want that pressure again um

But Channel points and emotes I don’t know we’ll see we’ll see there’s also the chance that I apply and I get declined right so I think it would be really cute to have a stream where we design the emot not I think that’d be really fun they might look like [ __ ]

But it’s almost automatic for affiliate no okay well I’ll play tonight and we’ll see how that goes and then is there a way I can turn off SS thanks for stopping by Brad Buck oh wait we didn’t we didn’t vote maybe we should put up a poll for continuing

Minecraft or watching Mr and Mrs Smith so for those of you who are not here earlier they’re getting rid of the watch parties feature so I’m wondering if we should try to binge the rest of Mr and Mrs Smith because we started it on stream whole whole uh Minecraft or Mr and Mrs

Okay hold on hold on Pro streamer right here I should have put on music uh browser oh I already I already had it so type one for Minecraft type two for Mr and Mrs Smith I think we’re on episode three I don’t know I also [ __ ] I don’t

Know how long this PLL should run well we can talk about something in the me time how have the closed captions been been have they been okay I need to get into the habit of turning them on if they are helpful but if they’re not helpful if

They’re like really wrong half the time maybe it’s better to just not have it they’ve been working but how has the translation been like is it legible is it understandable very accurate okay cool cool okay well it looks like most of you want to keep playing Minecraft

And I’m totally fine with that as well I the thing is yeah okay okay here’s my preposition what if we take one day maybe even tomorrow where we just where we just watch all six remaining episodes in a row that way well hm that’s a lot of time commitment

Though cuz we could we could just watch it tomorrow maybe we could just watch two episodes tomorrow that’s what I’m thinking a binge session just so that we make sure that we finish it before they turn off watch parties other streamers react for 8 hours straight as well why not you’re

So right the longest stream that we did was 7 hours and something fake democracy the people have spoken well I’m talking about tomorrow I’m not talking about right now right now it looks like Minecraft is winning so we will continue playing Minecraft for until I get tired but I’m saying to

Make up for not watching Mr and Miss Smith tonight what is the plan binge watch everything tomorrow or just watch a couple episodes tomorrow I think that that’s the move cuz it looks like Minecraft has one okay then let’s get back into it thank you Loi existential crisis live

On stream playlist for your service oh okay oh they’re still here how did I do that oh my God it’s F I can’t tell if it’s turning night or turning day we’ve been in the mines for too long what time do you stream uh I don’t really have a schedule which is another

Reason why I’m like tempted not to apply for affiliate or anything because I don’t have a set time oh yeah wait I forgot actually we needed to make um another pickaxe maybe we can make two just in case oh hi babies oh it’s because I still

Have the it’s because I still have the wheat seeds oh this seems like the move can you just watch a TV show on Twitch without getting copyright problems no so the way that we’ve been watching Mr and Mrs Smith is through Amazon Prime if you have Amazon Prime

Connected to your Twitch account then you could see it on screen with us but twitch is getting rid of that feature soon so that’s why I wanted to finish the series since we start oh wait I didn’t want to do that I could have used her whatever affilia is not that serious okay

Okay I’ll apply tonight then and then we’ll have a stream where we make the emotes cuz that’s what I’m most excited for is I think it would be really fun to have to have emotes although I could have done that for Discord already and I have not I’ve made

One qiwi emote actually I think I’ve made two QB emotes and called it good chat is mostly excited about gambling I like the channel Point rewards idea as well um we could do more than just gambling I grew up playing this game and now I teach it to Primary School Kids

The cycle is complete oh that’s so wholesome I feel like every story I hear about people’s experience with Minecraft okay not every story but most stories are pretty wholesome okay I’m losing track of how far I need to go before I place a torch I’m not really counting so bear with me

Ha you can Farm sugar cane to make maps how does that work in vanilla I thought there were no maps at all but we can try it oh I forgot I’m not supposed to mine High that’s fine feel like we have not found much down here though not like the GTA map unfortunate

We’ve only found a little bit of coal a little bit more copper this is feeling like um no no no it’s like that one image the mining meme giving up too early I think I should keep going I’ll get faster at that transition oh oh it’s just

Dirt I was like what do we have here wait is it dirt why does it look a little different it is not dirt that is not dirt what is is that okay but it doesn’t use shovel it is granite we’re getting a little full oh I still have my seeds with me

Uh basically just another color Rock don’t take the world for granted ah that noise scares me okay what can I use this for I guess I’ll have to go up back to the crafting table to find out okay I need to stop digging myself into a hole oh not this I’m losing track

Okay uh I think it’s looking pretty good oh [ __ ] not you I forgot what did I just how did whatever whatever I don’t understand what just happened whatever perhaps it’s time for some stairs I don’t know what you mean oh I put that block on top of myself H we’ve come so

Far I have no plan of action maybe we should go find the Sheep it’s seems far but it’s really not uh I think are my salmon still in the furnace what’s this one diorite whoa wait why do I have so much maybe I was picking some up along

The way and I didn’t even realize some more salmon Rock what was that just in case okay ah now this is intense gamepl I’ve never gamed so hard in my life whoa wait why are those falling what does that mean are we outside no cuz it’s it’s light outside ooh

Oh oh my God I’m collecting so much stuff and and a site I think that was a new one right and also my thing is going to break soon so scary back up we go wait yeah that was the second one right dang it I thought I prepared I did not prepare

Enough careful at the gravel gravel and sand fall when they aren’t supported they laid an egg Bobby um this one no this one uh what do I need I need sticks oh where did my sticks go oh sorry sorry I’ll get smarter I promise oh I’m out so I need more

Planks I see I see I forget how to do that which one is planks oh it’s just one H maybe not Cobblestone maybe more trees maybe I need more trees but it’s dark okay well we have a plan of action for tomorrow your master time I think I need a lot more

Planks I don’t today I learned okay but what are you imagining for me are you imagining that this goes down here or that this where does this go I went to play a game for an hour shift click what’s shift shift click I’m not imagining that does go down there hold

On hold on wait I messed up I [ __ ] up I [ __ ] up I [ __ ] Up I [ __ ] up I [ __ ] up what the how did that even happen it’s fine it’s fine I know oh if it weren’t for the consequences of my own actions I don’t know how I did that though upside down maybe temporarily temporarily holy [ __ ] wait I’m zooming okay I understand now I understand

Now I see your vision just use the pick I think it broke that’s why I can’t use it oh my God wait why does it keep going upside down I need more logs but it’s dark so I’m waiting I see I see okay I’ll figure it

Out are we out of sugar already we used up all the sugar on that pumpkin Pie I have to sneeze you can make more sugar with the sugar can ha okay and also we have a lot of the co that’s the furnace also we have a lot of the Cobblestone so I’m assuming we can just stick that In Here Also these ones I’m not exactly

Sure what I can do with these yet charcoal and coal hello did I I hear something I’m losing it that seems good to me wait needed the sugar cane for something this is my first rodeo hi babies oh it’s getting hard to tell you AP part

Now that’s what I thought I heard so where’s the other egg oh my goodness I need more seeds as well okay this is looking good this is looking good do not breed the brothers I can’t stop them I have no say in this I guess we can separate them here’s a

Wall I can’t also they can go on top of it um now we just wait I guess until morning but it was a good effort it was a good effort we can make more stairs can’t we what was the pattern oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I can’t do

That I need a bed okay I need to figure out how to get out of the Jungle first I guess get out of the jungle oops oops that was not my stare um no one saw that before continuing with the main premise of the game mining

Make a farm first so you’d have a supply of bread why does this keep happening is it the direction that I’m no there’s no way point the lower half of each block okay also it looks like it’s getting brighter so you’re on to something there oh my God oh my God

[ __ ] we were doing so well please use pickaxe okay once I get one wait a second do you think I have enough sticks now oh my God oh my God okay anyway we’re outside we’re out of the mindes uh maybe I should have made more tools uh do I

Have okay I do have a stone sword just in case just in case okay how do I put stuff out of my hand ha okay how do we get out of the Jungle find sheep out of jungle find sheep and make bed I don’t think we need any fish right

Now but we should craft a hoe for the farm that’s a good idea once I once I don’t think five steps ahead of me okay we’re going one step at a time do I have permission to add usual twitch wide 7 TV emotes yes of course you can do whatever mods can do

Hey that looks like a mine that looks like a place I should be mining instead of my basement the basement of my basement oh this looks like a new biome a horse how do we see a horse before we see a sheep hello more

Hes okay I think this is where we find a sheep though oh wait Savannah dang it I need more seeds for Bobby and pumpkin now I’m not seeing anything oh you’re right can I just use a stick I’m going to be honest I forgot I was holding a

Sword maybe we should have made note that the Savannah was at that location oh jump scare this looks not Jungle Pig I feel like we’ve seen every single animal except for a sheep ooh Some More caves More Cows we do also need more wood oh wait what do I use axe oh yeah I’m learning there’s an extreme sheep shortage you need three sheep we have not even found one I’ve

Not been keeping track of how many days this has been we should have been striking our Cobblestone wall walls oh my goodness brighter green as jungle you only see sheep when you don’t need sheep oh the game probably knows that I’m I need a bed how long do I have until

Sundown this is the pumpkin farm we’re back um okay so if we’ve already been here before maybe we should maybe we should just be safe go back to my Place build a very tall sign so I know where I am please explore the portal you will not regret

It I’m sure I won’t what’s there to regret committing Mass deforestation no way I’m just trying to survive I’m just out here trying to survive look at all those Salmon yeah I think we go home as well so we’re back at the Savannah where we have so many horses can I tame these and ride it I like this one spot so many horses oh my god oh yeah I shouldn’t be running I didn’t bring any food with me I’m an idiot

Dolphins I didn’t know there were dolphins in this game and there are so many pigs wait did I just go in a circle how are you all with Heights um I think I went in a circle okay we’ll go back to the planes and

Then I think we just go out that way and we’ll make it back to my place we’re doing so well I would hate to just uh I would hate if something were to happen here okay hello my guy do I have to kill it look he’s staring me right in the F

Okay I can’t when they’re looking at me oops oops that wasn’t even that so did I knock oh oh wait oh I I did not see that get the sugar cane okay what do I need the sugar cane for aside from sugar paper oh yeah for the

Map okay oh this is new this is new I’m going the wrong way I kind of remember going on the side here but okay it’s getting dark no time to fool around no time to dilly-dally where the [ __ ] am I okay I think I’m far away from home which one was my

Bed 58 no that’s lava did I even write mine down I don’t think I I wrote mine down V toward 37 oh my God we’re not going to make it oh God I can’t see [ __ ] okay what is going on what do we do I guess

We die find a hole for the night I think I can just make one oh unless I die in the process like I did last time oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God I can’t look up right Jesus Christ I don’t like that sound okay

Phantoms appear when you haven’t slept for a while well I haven’t slept at all cuz we didn’t have any sheep do I like lose it they’re flying creatures and very annoying this is home part two Booop oops I didn’t bring any food with me I have raw mutton but I feel like I can’t eat that raw uh no we’re fine we’ll be fine we’ll be fine just don’t exert any energy a quick crafting table into furnace into coal huh now Bobby and pumpkin are safe at

Home I am the one who is lost I don’t remember how to do anything okay oh planks crafting table oops and then put the craft and then put the crafting table and then I can make a banner I do need three I can make a painting uh

Furnace who’s proud of me oh don’t cook with logs oh [ __ ] okay so you’re not proud of me is what you’re saying plank I have to go make a plank make them planks first so you don’t waste as much I guess I could just make them all planks um we should have hit

More trees huh oh oh oh keep some oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] um I meant to take it out but I kept making more that felt intentional no I swear to God um okay how do I know it’s not oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God where’s my

Dirt okay trap door you’re so right not that one that one yeah who was it that said the trap doors were useless we’ve made three four already he’s right there though I can hear it I’m scared oh my God oh my God he’s right there anyway welcome to my crib we can go

Mining I hear you do that a lot in this game it’s really homey once you get used to the Phantom screams they just waiting for me huh I’m wasting the pickaxe oh is it because I don’t have a shovel I did write that in my notes I did I did shovel for

Dirt oh my God I keep forgetting oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] my bad um we’re just going to be safe are they mad at me dig down not up okay we try this again wait is this gravel oh I see I see I see I see oh not that

One they look pretty much the same to me oh who’s in my head he’s in my head is it getting bright I can’t tell we should be able to leave right maybe not when I can still hear them that’s so graphic well it’s been

Nice oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God did you see him Pi the furnace with you you’re right you think it’s safe okay it’s been good it’s been it’s been nice what is this oops rotten flesh where’s my sword

Okay now I need to go home I need to go home um where am I what’s the rest of the stuff on here is there a way that I can turn everything off except for my coordinates you’ll need a mod to isolate coordinates lame but I feel like once I master the

Art of vanilla uh Minecraft I forgot the name of the game for a second and we’ll be good to go okay I feel like we’re going the right way though this feels right this feels right my bad ooh these are new trees I think also I’m very pleased to announce

That um oh wait but I’m not motion sick usually I get motion sick about 30 minutes in wait which direction was I heading in [ __ ] Birch is probably the second best wood should I go get more then no priority is finding my way back home my chickens have been without me for so

Long this music is so pretty oh yeah the portal is here um I would like to go home and get food first though because or wait wait should we make a boat How do I sit ha oh my God we’re speeding we are cruising uh sorry this is my stop how do I wait my character is sitting it’s so cute how do I get out ha okay what is this lava find chest ha oh my goodness we have so much stuff fire charge

Golden chest plate flint and steel obsidian more obsidian more flint and steel and a golden shovel with a curse of Vanishing what does that mean the [ __ ] does that mean does that mean I shouldn’t use it I’m so cute worst chest of all time oh I was so excited everything looks so

Cool I don’t know what the fire charge is though um I’m assuming I can use the flint and steel to make fire can I do anything else here shovels are fast but break extremely easy curse of Vanishing means it disappears when you die with it on go to the jungle temple

Take the chest with you go home before dark yeah I don’t want to stay out for too long I don’t know what time it is oh Oh oh my God where’s so fast look at the sun where though oh is that the sun oh my God sorry sorry sorry sorry here’s my watermelon why is the boat so difficult to steer I feel like it was easier to do that last time oh sorry quick

Detour wrong axe but [ __ ] it oh oops it’s fine we need more wood anyway H is that view nostalgic for anyone I feel like it could be like this is a common a common sight I’ve seen throughout this game just looking up at the tree if you break all the logs the trees

The leaves start decaying oh no is my pocket full oh my goodness okay I don’t need this oh I did need that though thanks you haven’t been picking up any logs yeah cuz my inventory was full okay okay okay okay we’ll go and do we’ll go back

To our home sweet home need to check on the children oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I don’t even know if I’m going in the right direction have faith have faith everything is going to be okay everything’s going to be just fine this doesn’t look

Right the boat was a good idea I’m sorry I doubted you um okay oops going in the wrong direction hold on hold on hold on hold on okay H [ __ ] I can’t see okay um shift right oh my God oh my God I feel like we’re not in the right spot oh my

Goodness we’re so close though okay whatever whatever uh do I have a shovel oh my God oh my God what was that what was that oh my God I’m going to die I’m going to die oh there’s my shovel oh no not in here okay uh we’re fine we’re fine it’s

Fine we did so well you know and I’m proud of us where the [ __ ] am I I kind of just feel like I’m going to die again um before it gets light H wrong button oh my fellow bird friends do you think we could find the boat 37 135 zero deaths everybody

That one didn’t count am I safe in the water I feel like there’s nothing here oh wrong direction on the river oh oh we passed it okay here and this way okay sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry he seems friendly okay we’ve just got to get above okay oh oh

We’re fine don’t have much to lose anyway I just want to find the direction is it no it was like in between it was that’s how I’ve been thinking of it this whole time it’s the other bank okay not the fastest reaction to What sometimes I might not have any reaction at all

37135 please I feel like we just wait until sunrise this way the way I was just going what am I reading this wrong maybe it would be helpful if I knew how to read we’ll be fine we’ll be fine you know what I know where we are now oh my God

Do you think the cows will protect me wait there’s so many of those guys Oh oh my God okay uh how do I move this back over here there’s just so many of them how is it not daylight already I mean yet can I throw a rock at him creeper don’t do damage in Water by the way cross the what cross the river to the lava pit Okay how do I get down oh I was like surely surely it won’t do that much damage whatever oh my God wait but he looked so Cute if you hit the water you can jump oh daylight finally that was the longest night of my life of my three lives that I missed you have to build a massive Lighthouse that’s what I’m thinking what if we just build a really tall statue then there’s no way I can miss it

It’s just like a Beacon of Hope there’s the portal oh my god you’re kidding me I’m so over it h why does he sound so close am I not running away from him maybe you can find your stuff over there it’s been a while though does it despawn after some time hello

VIP well there’s our crafting table although I don’t know how much use it will be I don’t remember where I was though maybe it’s worth it to just go home okay okay okay okay oh okay okay wait wait what the [ __ ] 37 135 I thought that’s what you were doing

I don’t know what I’m doing I didn’t really have a plan of action I just no wait I don’t know how to read this it’s the last number right wait the first and the last number what this does not look familiar that’s all I’m going to say uh uh okay okay um

Okay never Mind the [ __ ] the [ __ ] I thought I was safe in the water oh I just saw it says day eight we’ve been out here for a week oh wait there’s our cave that we’re considering am I on on this side of the bank or the other side of the

Bank a week of no sleep you’re so right chickens might be gone by no don’t say that other bank okay and I’ll make my way over there I’m sad we lost our boat we were zooming we’re kind of low on health oh hear me out op options

Chat settings and then hit reduce bug info to make the coordinates screen less hectic I literally asked if we could do that and everyone said I needed a mod okay options chat settings Options hat settings and then what reduce bug reduce bug this one ha so now H oh and we lost all of our wood as well okay yeah where is the coordinates now but it’s fine I think we’re almost there anyway oops look who’s back um I did get you some seeds but I

Died so please don’t be mad at me what was I coming in here for food would be good food would be good we can I guess we need to go back out and make and hit some trees we were completely out of wood okay we’ll stay close to home

Though I’ll be right back I promise didn’t I say I wanted to get rid of this tree anyway make a giant dirt pole out of the 64 you have then once at the top jump into the water to minimize any fall damage this 12-year-old lied to me on YouTube it’s okay we

Tried now make tools planks wait oh those are different my bad [ __ ] sticks and what’s important this one this one more sticks oh this one um um this one yeah um okay okay okay okay we’re so back we’re so back I like that uh it’s kind of like um Modern Art let’s see

Oh it is kind of like a gazebo how do I get more Hearts hey buddy you sound like Bulls un like they’re going to attack Me enough wood now what is your plan of attack I’m just I’m just hitting trees oh you can’t eat wood well this time I did bring food with me I do have cooked salmon however I don’t want to eat it yet because I feel like it will give us more more

Health than we need right now I don’t know if that matters oh yeah we do need iron I did kill a sheep I did I did kill a sheep for the one for the one wool that we got let’s see hey buddy okay let’s just go back to our our humble

Abode there’s our boat we were so close oh my goodness wait but now I’m lost again uh hold on hold on hold on isn’t it this way am I losing it should have built the Tower I ran out of time holy [ __ ] there it is I run now I’m sure

Who gamer oh my God hi babies okay we have so much stuff now I guess we can keep this in case we need it this too okay well let’s oh telepathics Tower let’s make more of those stairs the Cobblestone stairs and what time is it oh my God it’s already

11:45 I’m trying to fix my sleep schedule um for the those of you who don’t know my jet lag is terrible right now and has been for the last week so let’s let’s see our goals for right now where even are the stairs okay well maybe it doesn’t matter maybe I can just

That wait I don’t understand how to I don’t understand how this works whatever 24-hour stream to fix my sleep schedule back to where we started ah oh my [ __ ] God okay at least now at least now we have the pickaxe if you want I can make a

Comprehensive Google doc with a ton of beginner tips oh my goodness you don’t you really [ __ ] my life you really don’t have to I feel like that’s a lot of effort but you have been super helpful in the in the chat I’m going to rewatch the VOD

And write things down I really needed to learn Minecraft today and I feel like I’ve learned so much in preparation for um the next few weeks what was I doing oh my God I figured it out I’m the stair Master oh I feel like maybe I didn’t figure it out what the

[ __ ] if there are websites I’m down to to read up a little bit but please don’t put in the effort of making your own Wiki for me oh my goodness I didn’t need the Cobblestone for anything right it’s totally fine that I’m using Cobblestone for this you can hold left

Click I trolled a bit in the beginning so disregard what I said in the first 15 minutes of stream it’s okay I kind of also expected people to be trolling so no worries um you can hold left click to balance your stack on the squares that you have hovered on the crafting table

Wait what did I do what does that do okay okay okay okay what the no way okay hold on hold on okay oh my God oh my goodness thank you that’s a good tip I’m going to be a pro Minecrafter okay that’s probably an upstairs if you d left

Click you stack it back up to 64 oops I kind of lost a plot I made it so many wait double okay double left click and shift click the craft result to craft all what does that mean what craft result this one when I when I put it in the table

Oh my goodness I’m going to be the best Minecrafter or the best stair maker not the best stair Placer wow we did it oh oh oh my wow we did it we need path to react to a Minecraft world record oh my goodness you can craft the stairs you

Just have to learn to place them now I think we’re doing a great job okay do I do I have to save anything or I’m scared we have another Baby we have Bobby pumpkin and what should we named this last one anything you typed in chat will disappear okay let’s um okay the notes I mean the to-do is probably not that important 37 135 is home Sweet um lava is at 5833 and 80 115 is broken nether portal and that’s it would be nice to separate your staircase with a door so that your babies don’t go down the cave oh maybe pleas do I have more seeds with me oh I don’t have any more seeds no

Come back no come back okay so door this this one beautiful man you’re all so Innovative well thanks for playing with me I think we’ll end it there then and oh save and quit okay cool and I’m going to try to go to sleep when path becomes gamer enough to kill a

Skeleton the grass at the bottom of the house can be a little Botanical Garden through bone meal thanks for teaching me how to play Minecraft I feel I feel a lot more confident than I was going into it if you weren’t here at the beginning I was really procrastinating starting starting

The game but thank you so much for your help and for your encouragement and also a little bit of trolling here and there always fun to to chat with you so I’m thinking I will see you tomorrow if you want to watch Mr and Mrs Smith we

Probably watch one or two episodes see how that goes um preferably you already have Amazon Prime so you don’t have to spend money on that but we’ll see how that goes and then I’ll see you on Wednesday for actually I’m not sure yet I don’t know if I’ll have anything to edit it

Was originally going to be an editing stream maybe it will be GTA if I don’t have anything um that I want to show so hope you’re having a good day morning evening night whatever it is wherever you are I hope you have a good one and I’ll see you later okay

Bye and and I remembered to put on the Goodbye music actually maybe I should find something specific for goodbye cuz I do have something specific for hello and for BRB thanks for tuning in this was a long one this was we’ve been streaming for 3 and a half

Hours drink some water stretch your legs go to sleep if you’re in Europe okay bye