Ultimate RLcraft First Time Playthrough! (Timestamps)

W W W W yo what’s up Yoli oh [ __ ] one we got a camera fell and two I didn’t fix the [ __ ] desktop how you doing C Lord Stevie golden Fox always always pleasure to see you all here hey it’s Lucy come Lord where’s Green Bean yeah he’s never around

Dude now you know what I feel bad though because on Discord he talks a lot on Discord or not talks a lot he says what’s up but uh I don’t really I turn my notifications off and I I can never hear him turn that off I hear my

Notifications that I can never hear him so yo this [ __ ] eats my CPU it’s [ __ ] crazy I’m at 16% because of streamlabs but this [ __ ] shoots it up to like 30 oh Fox I do have rlcraft oh game Crash that’s okay you want rlcraft or do you want regular

Java we could do rlcraft no problem let’s put a vote let’s put a vote one in the chat if you want rlcraft two if you want Java I I have I have rlcraft it’s right here I have fear Nightfall and I have rlcraft I tested it the other day Okay fox says

Rlcraft hey we we can make three different series rlcraft and and regular like [ __ ] season two I just got to change the title I just got to change the title that’s all okay I see three ones there’s five of you here okay all right let me change that title real quick first

Time there we go update [ __ ] it let’s try it I tested it out yesterday so there shouldn’t be a problem and when I say test and when I say test I meant like I just um I just tried to see if it worked it did so I hope I don’t have any issues

With it I’m sorry about yesterday I was supposed to be here yesterday but something happened with my mother and uh you know I had to do something I wasn’t going to stream today actually then it’s like nah never mind I’m bored I’m board sponsored by liquid death get

Yourself a copy of liquid death tell Dragonite Mo sent you I’m going to come out with my new water called Dragon piss I’m kidding no I won’t I Love Stevie because I love Stevie because he’s laid-back he’s like I don’t care what you do MOX as long as you as long

As it’s funny or weird it’s all good thank you come Lord yeah I just we’ll see what happens you know it was I don’t know if you know what it’s like to be around uh you know parental abuse anyways single player yeah see I tested it

So let’s create a new world what are we going to call It I got two [ __ ] keyboards the [ __ ] so I can’t play this [ __ ] on a controller Right d Shez I wouldn’t call it that who drink that you know hey my disco ball turned off ah it’s sunny outside who gives a [ __ ] then again I’ll turn it on anyways Disco Lady no not music there we go move it in move it out shove it in

Shove it out just go lady I have some experience myself I feel you man the world golden Fox’s head but we had your world already how about Golden Fox’s ass cuz it’s going to be full of crap I know RL crap the golden horde I don’t know I

Golden Fox’s [ __ ] ass that’s what we were going to call it I mean it would make sense if it’s his head because it’s chaotic and weird and that’s what I’ve seen I’ve heard how bad this R craft can be I mean no cuz season one was called Golden Fox’s head hold

Up Ren Fox his ass I’m kid kiding the gold the golden angry okay the golden angry boy hey the golden angry here we it’s the golden angry can we change it later or no yay nay come on [ __ ] a little I know right the golden piss Army that’s not a

World if there is an Army in there how’s my CPU it’s at 9% [ __ ] it’s probably going to Rook up no my CPU can handle it I I just the golden piss Army for normal okay fine wait wait no golden piss Army for Java that’s what you mean

Right I can’t believe this is the whole stream arguing about what to call it yeah you’re going to be Ro see good thing I put time stamps hey it’s Sarah it’s always nice to see you Sarah where’s Yoli where’s my other best friend okay fine so we’ll just call it the golden anger

Then calling the gold anger are we cool with golden anger I still want to call it golden Fox’s ass but all right you guys are I’m a I’m a funny Little mascot yep yep yep all right we’re calling it golden anger then good God look at that Dragon She’s a Beauty c

Key is that really how it looks I hope so I’m the only one not moded for user enchant oh [ __ ] whoa whoa give my CPU my good God what is oh [ __ ] zombie take that dumbass take that zombie no I’m on fire how do we pick [ __ ] up e no oh like that okay what’s this okay let’s get the hell out of here the [ __ ] out of here we need

Water yo we need water piggy swim swim sorry Pig surviv of the fittest and I am a fit man I got dead body for days did I pick it up oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] killed me oh the golden shower that would have been a good one MOX you need to get warm

Fam you need sticks and Flint sticks and Flint huh oh we despawn wherever we go or we spawn somewhere else that’s cool hey the trees have branches what’s this oh a rock we can pick up rocks oh awesome what’s that noise is that a village holy smoke it’s a village let me

Get this rock I’m sorry sheep survival I need stuff oh crap did I pick up that other stuff pick it up damn it I like this this is a little little stupid but I like it okay so what’s up with this house who lives here hello anybody home looks

Abandoned oh gosh I hope there’s not a zombie in here oh oh no break it oh this isn’t good hey a bed what the hell is this it’s a creeper what do we do do we get out no let’s stay this is the only place I found that

Shelter put this bed though can we no wait put it down how do you put [ __ ] down oh you can only sleep at night oh okay are we lucky hey MOX maybe that can be your base uh for now oh [ __ ] run oh I hate what the hell whoa

Hello oh she’s regenerating me with her woman listen baby I’m no C Lord cuz he’s in my chat but I’m going to become Lord after you oh crap what the these [ __ ] fairies heal you it’s just like the Legend of Zelda [ __ ] yeah for now this could be the base

But how do we destroy this what if I block it up can I do that what the hell hey look a present can we open it what do we got here turtle soup okay turtle soup right on how do I get out oh I don’t know how I survived that guys

I’m sorry I should be reading the chat yo what’s this a cooking station what the hell oops I didn’t mean to do that potion of regeneration that looks Useful so it’s e inter r with stuff you don’t meet the requirements to cook Oh potion of harming instant damage did I already open this okay I did I guess we found a new base for now hey wait a minute what what happened to that oh the bed blew up well we’re [ __ ] how do we craft stuff I need branches right how do you get or

Sticks I’m assuming we can’t break trees so yeah I’m assuming we can’t break trees so okay who let the fox your hair looks great why thank you right thank you smash those rocks in hard ground my disciple mon you need to learn how to make [ __ ] gravel you

Said learn how to run it’s control is it yeah it’s control anyways oh oops oh you mean learn the controls that’s what I need to learn Flint shovel FL what we can make this right now when main hand attacks FL what how do we make flint oh Flint

Okay we need to remake that bed bro yeah we need to remake that bed ah crap there’s a Creeper down there uhoh think think what would I do in a situation like this oh crap a crap there’s two of them what the Run let’s jump who’s texting

Me why is it that people bother me when I’m having fun [ __ ] creepers man at least they’re not that bad okay fine let’s go find gravel wait a minute it’s getting dark I shouldn’t be here right Piggies why is there a fire let’s not go over there there’s a

Fire there’s probably a dragon or something over there yo what the [ __ ] was that yo dude that bed is gone [ __ ] dude there’s a [ __ ] yo what ah run no not yo what the hell hold up hold up how do I climb I can’t remember how to climb damn

It [ __ ] that was such a I’m never going to get that oh I’m never going to get that lucky again why am I in the water oh crap we’re dead I’m in a [ __ ] swamp I can’t see [ __ ] how the hell do I get out get out well I’m never going to

Get that lucky again I’m sorry guys I didn’t know what to do die chicken die already so I can get it’s too dark I can’t see anything hold on let me turn off what the hell is that in the water what is that over there [ __ ] what is this game stupid light oh

No what’s attacking me I’m p pleas a man I’m in the jungle oh good God that sucks is that a giant [ __ ] this I know this is frustrating guys but just believe oh [ __ ] oh how did I dodge that what happened to my rock pumpkins come on wait did I get the

Pumpkin oh crap [ __ ] you spider watermelons you [ __ ] jumping spider [ __ ] mine string watermelon a lifesaver a come on don’t tell me it doesn’t break when I hit it ah that sucks least we got seeds [ __ ] gravel is there gravel this is sand right so it’s useless what the

Run what the [ __ ] just killed me you keep clicking fast and placing objects until need to get out it’s not frustrating if it happens in the best of us I’m sorry I didn’t mean to ignore the chat I’m just where the [ __ ] am I I’m stuck oh I’m

Underwater a sea serpent have you considered peaceful mode go [ __ ] yourself stop peaceful mode ha there is no peace when it comes to me sheep I’m sorry sheep survive all the fittest things are killing me out here I’m going to kill you what’s this a poppy what can we use it for what

The what is that holy [ __ ] what is that what the [ __ ] killed me again I’m underwater this [ __ ] game is [ __ ] a castle what the [ __ ] oh no there’s a sea dragon it’s going to get me [ __ ] Bean what the [ __ ] is killing me swim you idiot oh I can’t Swim what the [ __ ] is don’t go to the big tower by the way my skeletons can get head shot and kill you oh great now you [ __ ] tell me oh great we’re in the snow now I’m going to freeze to death man that sucks we can’t just crack something open and make a

Shelter oh crap at least the zombies look more terrifying in here [ __ ] all right whoa they took a page out of Skyrim I’m impressed I mean so far I like it it’s a little annoying but oh [ __ ] is that a moving tree what the [ __ ] is that why is it glowing over

There is that a [ __ ] moving tree oh that’s scary I once read the story called The Demon tree a crap cows am I safe among the cows ooh oh crap what the hell is that are they chasing me [ __ ] I’m free ooh a door how do I open doors woo what’s

This oh I’m sorry sir oh you’re a shaman I’m sorry sir what the oh no frostbite crap an Ice Spider I can’t move ah lava oh sweet Heavens lava Heal Me woo ah you [ __ ] die [ __ ] thank you lava you saved me woo woo that was a close

One okay cool we’re next to Lava this is a good place maybe I’ll live here after all moving with that guy over there or BS the last time may I see see what what are you guys talking about how are you surviving Pig you got no hair uhoh take

That I’ll lead him to my pit of lava what the hell is that oh it’s a bear am I dripping or was that a [ __ ] bear I need health what the [ __ ] is that oh gosh it moves terribly terrifyingly can I get this slowness off

Of me already shoot I need food I was Proby getting food over there until that stupid [ __ ] dumbass spider had nothing better to do but to ruin my life is my pork chop here no damn it how do you people live in this place I have to will the Torches warm me up

These guys have to have something useful damn it I can’t run I’m out of stamina nothing useful you [ __ ] okay we need you a crap you guys said I need Flint so we got to find gravel bro you need to loot the village now and I’m hearing a helicopter I know I’m

Cold we might as well die and start over that Village had nothing look that Village over there don’t look like it has [ __ ] either oh I died from herp thoria [ __ ] it [ __ ] a castle what’s in the castle is that a hot air balloon

W is that a o it’s a spear all right we got ourselves a weapon trying to [ __ ] [ __ ] up I think I’m just going to live here from now on this is my home now I’m assuming we can’t open that okay so oh look a bunch of books looks like a little Watchtower

Here this is actually a cool little spot and I hurt my ankle the only thing that sucks is there’s no bed here yeah there’s no bed here so that sucks the hell what is that you don’t meet the requirements to break this block oh screw

You so we can’t do a damn thing here can we MOX is he dragon Lord of course he knows how to fight in the lava oh yes that’s true well I’m not really a Lord that’s not my type of word but yes M beds won’t spit Your Spawn no they

Won’t oh that’s stupid then what’s the point of those beds okay so if beds won’t make us a spawn what else can we do I mean I feel safe here I don’t want to leave cuz the nearest place to shore is like way over there what the [ __ ] is

That what’s an Azor oh it’s a flower okay I see a bunch of giant squids I don’t know I feel like there’s something hidden around here yeah I hate to say it but it looks like I got to leave I mean there’s really nothing

Here if I had the [ __ ] if only there was coordinates I’d come back oh you know what’s dumb too and the moon’s coming up we’re [ __ ] hey can I swim up that castle oh it’s starting to get cold hey yeah what if I break every block in this place make a little uh

Make a bridge to that waterfall and Sh swim my way up if you can get to land without dying your your serpent cousin do that all right well let’s take all these blocks and then make a little Tower we’ll make a bridge I want to check out that castle

Though what do you guys think is there monsters up there or something could be some loot we can gather I always wanted a Castle in the Sky all right now I’m freezing what can we craft is there anything we can craft no tree punching yeah I assume

So well at least you got all that stuff in a is what you get a double go golden battle axe watch out nunchucks oh you can make stuff out of bronze I’m assuming that’s copper and some cool ass stuff oh this is cool I really hate that we have to pick stuff

Up like that’s so foreign to me you know oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that Can I see what killed me a what the hell was that where the hell am I now is that emeralds a well too bad for us or me okay so you said I need rocks and then find flint and then crack it together great is this

Flint kind of hard to see in the dark [ __ ] it keep moving get out of this damn snow oh great a jungle that’s just great oh look a creeper what the [ __ ] was that take that well that helped sort of fear my rock of Doom there we go Head shot head shot die [ __ ] ass okay that sounded terrifying ah great what the [ __ ] again in the water hey a pirate [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this game I just need practice guys that’s all I’m on PC what the [ __ ] huh what did a mermaid just kill Me what oh that’s [ __ ] cool yeah I can see why that’s uh I can see why I ran towards it it’s soothing where the hell am I freaking pirate ship I see then a freaking like the [ __ ] all right enough screwing around let’s go find damn ah the skeletons you [ __ ]

Tards is this gravel no it’s Stone what is that whoa what the hell dark burgest the [ __ ] is a burgest great I’m in the desert just great I’m sure there’s gravel here huh why is it so dark in here uh-oh it’s pitch black you are likely to be

Eaten by something oh yeah that’s great well we’re boned I don’t know how to okay I can kind of see the way out let’s keep moving up sound the sound seem to have stopped for at least for now oh [ __ ] that’s terrifying a crap we’re in the desert huh is that Lugia

Is that a flying horse Pegasus snake Okay that horse sounds like it wants to eat me oh it’s the desert we’re going to [ __ ] get thirsty yeah let’s just get out of here I don’t wait can we drink this water hey oh we can’t swim up I guess

Not let me take a break here look at you got it’s the magnify pony flying through the sky it’s a magical pony shoot it down yeah [ __ ] so I’ll get right to that let me just make a a an arrow out of rocks what the hell okay cool there’s the there’s the

Forest what is that a giant scorpion let’s get around it oh [ __ ] yeah wow this game’s cool so much so much atmosphere good God what are those things just wait till I get swords and weapons and [ __ ] [ __ ] up hey what’s this ooh A Way Stone oh that’s

Cool now how do I get out of it I [ __ ] up uh oh the game crashed never mind how the hell do I get off this thing current location oh great we broke it guys or I broke it I know I spelled that wrong I did click next it didn’t let me do

It Escape oh it was Escape how come it didn’t work with this one that was stupid sorry I have two keyboards right here but the escape on this keyboard didn’t want to work okay so we need Flint right oh [ __ ] ha stuck on a tree fool what the

A well at least I respawned back over here ow oh [ __ ] run run for your lives is this gravel take that oh am I going to kill one of you guys I hope so [Laughter] oh [ __ ] my rock of Doom can I throw it no I can’t fairy baby girl come over here

Fairy come over here yay I just killed this [ __ ] a crap monkeys [ __ ] yourself [ __ ] you I’ll kill you too Alpha my ass I killed your son and I’m going to eat him and then I’m going to eat you fairy sweet fairy baby come over here please please

Please it’s pitch black you’re likely to get eaten by something get the [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] thank you water you once again you saved me fairy darling over here heal me Very oh there we go thank you gorgeous oh AR aren’t females the greatest thing in ever in video games in real Life can we break these branches is that a be okay gravel where can we find gravel okay he didn’t see me okay good that thing didn’t see me okay you know what we don’t need all this stuff right let’s just go find sticks I mean gravel let me get this sheep

First cuz the wool I’m pretty sure is important in most Survival Games wool and stream is good stuff can grass be used grass can’t be used oh that’s lame we can’t use it for like uh to make rope like in con and Exiles as long as you don’t kick me we’re

Good Marx the alpha thing you call the alpha gel stormo JS back to the [ __ ] yeah thank you guys for being patient with me sharing this crazy experience don’t feel bad if you don’t want to help me atam where is the gravel is this gravel no it’s not I forgot how it

Looks ooh iron wow this is a good spot good thing I hit that Waypoint holy [ __ ] a Spinosaurus run ah to the water what the [ __ ] I can’t Move oh it’s underwater I killed it oh my God I’m so good at this game it’s not even funny oh I’m so cool clay what’s this oh [ __ ] run oh no I’m blind those squids don’t try to kill you right sand really hey wait we can make hey sand we

Could use it to make uh glass right is glass useful in here what the hell is that I want to kill that spinal Source where’s the fairy ooh berries can we eat it all right wait a minute oh it’s Cactus never mind a this [ __ ] sucks you [ __ ]

Artard follow me to the water you little [ __ ] never mind is our stuff still here oh it is [ __ ] you little [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] I don’t care if the game glitched go [ __ ] yourself teabag I don’t know what was up with that dude but he couldn’t get me what is that purple [ __ ] over there whatever let let me get my stuff back this my wool my stick rocks

Okay we’re safe in our cave here MOX there’s a gravel in the cave fought by the j a blight mob what is a blight mob what is it you need to tell me please okay what can we do what can we do with the stuff we have now can we do

Anything oh we could put skills I need my defense oh good you must reach level five but choosing a specialization okay what is there’s a level up oh cool better questing can I make a furnace or something how do we oh I don’t have any wood oak leaves

Grass I’m assuming you could make like rope and [ __ ] right if they’re if they’re going with like traditional survival type games you you could usually pick up grass or something is that a two-handed Greatsword it is ooh I can’t wait to make that wow this okay so then there has to be some

Type of rope right twine there we go how do you make twine oh you need two pieces of rope okay what about uh the [ __ ] is that sperm is that a dragon head fire dragon head tastes like Cherry what the [ __ ] wow okay nun Chuckies gravel MOX grab the gravel this

Reminds me of Delta room now click the Flint tools to see how to craft them okay okay we need string two pieces of wood and Flint okay we I want the pickaxe first though so anyways um homeboy in the chat said there’s gravel where is this the gravel

I can’t see I don’t think you guys could see too but hold up how do I is this gravel it is gravel oh my gosh what the [ __ ] is that so do we do it like traditional Minecraft we put it down and we just keep is it like traditional Minecraft can we

Just pick it up oh I’m freezing oh [ __ ] no no get out of there [ __ ] a crap I’m gonna freeze to death in here damn it well I mean no big deal right okay there we go good God how the hell how am I alive this is the longest

I’ve been alive what’s the record I feel like there’s something out there waiting for me like a feeling in my the bag of my neck break it until you get Fleck but you can’t get a craft you can’t get a crafting table what the hell holy what’s happening what’s happening what the

[ __ ] what just happened to me did [ __ ] demonic where am I oh crap did a [ __ ] demonic flying zombie just killed me go to hell damn [ __ ] your Aimbot just keep respawning and get him [ __ ] who did I just hear a clown nose what the hell he’s got a

Horn you I need you come over here what the [ __ ] is happening with my life kill the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] dude he just rock and hit you with it all right [ __ ] it let’s go back and get my stuff what the [ __ ] just happened it’s like the game decided n

MOX we’re going to throw your [ __ ] ass back over here okay where’s the gravel at please tell me it’s still here this is gravel right oh it is okay I thought it was just rocks Flint we got flint all right okay I need to make more room around

Here so let’s put the sand down well this is taking a long time where’ my gravel go where the [ __ ] did it go damn it damn no Flint where the [ __ ] is the Flint at hit the Flint against The Rock hold on let me do something real quick

Just to give me room to work here okay so you said hit the rock with the Flint like that Flint Shard so we go to uh e oh I only have two So Flint Hatchet Flint shovel Flint hoe Flint knife only takes one oh we need a crafting table wait do we oh wait uh how the hell do you do this oh there it goes all right I’m learning all right we got ourselves a knife don’t worry the monkey is using

His brain [ __ ] you [ __ ] Fox you’re B you’re fired all right we got ourselves a knife awesome sexy all right let’s put more gravel down do you know the muffin man [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] ooh all right we got one Flint four more to go all right more Flint

Hey what happened to my other Flint oops uh oh it just disappeared okay let’s keep track of all that hey what happened to it where’d it go what the [ __ ] oh the game is [ __ ] me guys it made my gravel disappear what a [ __ ] little a [ __ ] all

Right now we can make a pickaxe and [ __ ] [ __ ] up oops was I just dancing classy hat what the no pickaxe right yeah make a pickaxe oh I don’t have string [ __ ] plant string where do we get plant string plant fiber I [ __ ] knew it where do we get plant fiber sugar

Cane sugar cane wait Spruce leaves oh okay all right if my brain is correct we take this knife and cut some of those trees down right take that hey it’s not working oh here we go okay back to the cave [ __ ] it I heard something okay we got a couple plant fiber damn

It where’d he go make my pickaxe come on let’s go come on game don’t [ __ ] me now don’t [ __ ] me pickaxe plant string the [ __ ] no I want my plant string huh oh uh back what the [ __ ] was that damn it you stupid game okay FL pickaxe four shards two sticks got it

Okay hey not working there we go no not to Hatchet I don’t want to Hatchet you numb nuts I want to [ __ ] what the [ __ ] two sticks a string four Flint shards that’s what I have wait a minute oops is it one stick no it’s oh my God I already forgot what the

[ __ ] you need a facet wait what this makes plain what the hell is a facet it why would I want to enchant it no not enchant it I mean well yeah enchant it someday but not now recipe is too large to craft and a two times two player crafting oh well you’re a

Butthole uh-oh I hear somebody also we can make wait wait wait wait wait wait if we make a hatchet can we cut the tree down yeah we can huh where’s that [ __ ] Hatchet we can cut the tree down and we can make a crafting table God I’m smart

I crafted the hatchet before you even said something so shut it Fox all we got to do is wait till morning I ain’t going out there you kiss my ass sponsored by liquid death oh [ __ ] back away peasant this is my home you know I just punch

You do you got armor does this [ __ ] got armor hit you with this rock that’s kind of stupid that The Rock doesn’t do that much damage it should at least do a little more like two you know man it’s a rock you ever been hit with one of those things [ __ ]

Hurts what the [ __ ] is that flapping its wings out there is that a giant dragonfly brains hey wait why was it why is it attacking me I don’t have any brains according to Fox Brains Brains I won’t lie big manly caveman that’s what I’m talking about come

Lord MOX the caveman I do love The Flintstones hey bab if only you were a girl zombie because then I’d say then I’d say hey baby I may not be Fred but I’ll make your Bedrock rotten flesh what can we do with it damn those zombies out there ain’t

Joking well cool thing is I don’t have to eat anything for now in the meantime I guess I’ll just keep using this Flint or there we go Bra sheesh I’m no pro at this stuff I don’t even like using keyboard I wish I could use a controller but I heard you can’t use controller so all right one more time if I don’t get any Flint we’ll go outside and go chop the tree down okay nothing put that

Back oh there’s more up there h I ain’t got time for this time to chop a tree down whoa cool oh that’s cool look you losers what the [ __ ] was that stupid skeleton you [ __ ] [ __ ] no jump you [ __ ] no run damn it you’re [ __ ] ass hole gosh I hate

Skeletons I hate that you can’t you have to manually pick [ __ ] up it’s the most [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that where the rest where is the rest of my [ __ ] at what the [ __ ] dude [ __ ] you he’s almost dead anyways oh my gosh that stanos [ __ ] is so [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] you

Man what the [ __ ] is this I don’t know what you are but you are dying all right mother of pearl fire on the poop deck hey how do I make my crafting table oh planks [ __ ] wait a minute how do we what no I just want to know how to make

A you need a saw what you’re [ __ ] with me what a saw how do I make a saw what I don’t want a diamond saw [ __ ] okay well I know where we can find some iron that’s a rat sorry I wasn’t myoli I’m sorry why don’t you text me if

You really want my attention you big dummy women my right fellas okay I know I know where we can get I know where we can get the iron ah but the oh but we can’t make the pickaxe we need the [ __ ] table so I need a saw what the [ __ ]

So I need a freaking I can’t make a flint saw you know what hold up let me go gather materials I actually really need to gather materials where the [ __ ] is my sof no stop throwing [ __ ] away uh where’s my knife [ __ ] I lost my knife oh it probably

Broke fine I’ll just make another one well the good news is I I don’t really have to eat I haven’t been hungry or thirsty so some good news I can’t sing too much Japanese I’m sorry the most handsome man who survived okay so if we go over there there is there

Was what is that oh it’s a cave never mind not right now all right don’t run damn this sucks can we carve this hopefully it doesn’t fall oh I’m an idiot I’m an idiot I could have just use the hatchet to chop it down [ __ ] so zombies can’t you can’t make planks

Without an axe now you need a saw it said saw oh oh that doesn’t sound good back to our cave okay safe and sound uh so zombies can’t see you from far away MOX place the wood planks and then hit them with the axe huh okay you can try that yolly oops

Yoli where you at girl that didn’t work bro oh there it goes ah what do you know oh [ __ ] it’s getting cold oh crap I’m gonna die stop doing that crap oh damn it no stop back thank you you come Lord oops can we make a fire oops no we can’t

Come on you’re [ __ ] with me right we can’t make a fire want a freaking freeze oh you’re full of [ __ ] you’re [ __ ] with me right no fire I mean if I die I die I could just come back but H wooden num checks that’s what’s up wooden spear can increase reach and

Throw with the right click but I only want one ah [ __ ] whatever screw it [ __ ] sorry but this is not possible won’t change the name after 5 years wait what come on Lord you might he he doesn’t have to change his name bro I like his

Name he has a sense of humor fox come on have a sense of humor [ __ ] okay so thank you come Lord MX you can make wool clothes if you kill enough sheep don’t we have enough wool I’m actually pissed I’m pissed that I can’t craft a

Fire how else am I going to cook [ __ ] oh uh oh no no no no wrong thing oh okay we need some of those uh a hammer crossbow blame okay anyways uh hey so you can’t craft really I have to manually do that that’s kind of lame I mean it makes sense

But that’s kind of really lame if you think about it but whatever [ __ ] it if if I have to do that [ __ ] I have to do that the bed oh we can make a bed right now uh so I have to manually set down the the

Uh that’s kind of lame if you think about that whatever we’re making progress though so we’re good oh yeah the SWAT team was out here the other day yo guys I thought I was I thought I got swatted the other day there was an actual SWAT team across the street from my

House and all I hear on the side was like come on out I was like am I getting swatted I I got like 20 VPN running right now I shouldn’t be swatting at all and plus my city knows that I stream so okay now let’s make our bed there we

Go now we can get a wooden pickaxe okay got the [ __ ] was that for okay wo so far so good guys doesn’t work like Max close the green book Max where the head of caritos MOX turn up your brightness uh okay now how do we do that I already

Forgot oh here we go uh options how do that look sword does one attack wait how strong four attack but the spear does 3.2 damage [ __ ] we can’t make a treasure chest yeah I got too much crap I don’t want to lose it all how do you learn more recipes you just

Got to wander around and grab [ __ ] huh Awesome okay oh I didn’t realize I had a zombie head yeah let’s put that on the head of kitos you know what I need a new Hatchet Or new Hatchet or should we just stick with the wooden Hatchet which one’s better durability is 45 this durability is huh it doesn’t say okay it let’s make it anyways oh wait is it just a weapon oh it is just a weapon okay well that’s stupid whatever [ __ ] it okay I didn’t realize

It was just a weapon that’s kind of dumb oh I don’t have any string oh wait I do have string actually I’m an idiot I just put it away what the [ __ ] Oh let’s put that away the food away for now my name’s caritos and underneath my tough oops and believe my tough boy exterior is a boy aching to learn and beneath that is a oh I can’t say that I’m stream all right let’s collect more crop what the hell is that oh they’re

Playing a AR these things the Cutest you discovered a whis at the begin add to your notes night vision a thank you these things are freaking gorgeous can I catch them and keep them well look at the size of those mumbos on you thank you thank you oh we should go get the iron

Can you heal me again ladies please oops I didn’t mean to do that thank you gorgeous lucky I won’t hit you rat what’s this ignots boy how lucky are we we just found an ignot for no reason ooh grassy ass what get the hell out of there yo what is this stuff

Oh yeah this is actually a really good spot I’m next to the spawn point there’s a cave here just got to keep reinforcing it the only Pro so we found an iron ignot just sitting around I sore I saw uh copper out here or not copper

Uh there was is that a temple is that a village has there been a village here this entire time oh [ __ ] I got to stop running there’s been a village here this entire time or am I tripping what is that oh this ain’t a village run there was an Enderman in there oh

Crap over there that’s where it was our home is this way in the meantime while I’m doing this text this woman oh W drop the Soul what the hell is a t oh look holy smokes coal we found coal oh [ __ ] oh run what the [ __ ] is that you [ __ ] crap it’s next to my base [ __ ] you for [ __ ] this [ __ ] man no you stupid [ __ ] game oh this game is so

Dumb like to pick [ __ ] up is the dumbest thing ever it should have just it should just be e or something oh they’re fighting never mind he killed him [ __ ] [ __ ] you bro ah come on come on would you guys fight each other you pieces of

[ __ ] what the fck [ __ ] happen to me now [ __ ] you you onee [ __ ] no what a shitload of [ __ ] oh great what the [ __ ] happened to my spear I didn’t throw that [ __ ] [ __ ] you dude what the hell how are you doing all that damage to me with a stupid trumpet [ __ ] you I don’t care if there’s monsters nearby oh you son of a

[ __ ] you know for a game that’s all hardcore it won’t let you sleep while those monsters what [ __ ] little [ __ ] great by crouching for where’s the rest of my stuff all this [ __ ] grass the hell is that [ __ ] is that a witch uh wow you’re too strong

Strong ah no a little [ __ ] little caros or what’s his name m John damn that rock got struck by lightning the what the [ __ ] is going on holy smokes oh my gosh well that looks fun Yolie okay no is that him up there why does he have a [ __ ] horn quartz is used to repair equipment the [ __ ] make no stove or furnace H yeah I actually had to look that up because I don’t know what the [ __ ] I’m doing wait I don’t have enough Stone

Though can you make the Rocks into stone you hear that [ __ ] oh you can’t do that oh I forgot Java could do that you [ __ ] you [ __ ] Nothing might as well just die actually die get respawn spawned [Laughter] okay now we put the Caro’s head back on going here get this we’ll get some more of that stone hopefully no freaking piece of crap comes bursting out of there like last time oh we can make a

Fire man thank you come Lord man sheesh we could just make a fire pit right oh we need to cut down the tree though what the hell why is that glowing what is that a horse oh [ __ ] I don’t have any wood wait a minute since I got a stone hold

Up oh I can’t craft that I was like can’t I just craft a thing though so you want to know about oh you’re you guys you’re telling about the Caro [ __ ] oh yeah oh I can’t make it I need two oh actually I’ll just run out there

And grab it I’m [ __ ] making it seem like making it seem like I’ll never find a stick for oops oh the [ __ ] damn it God damn it it’s in here Flint pickaxe no I wanted the the shov no not the shovel where the [ __ ] is it Hatchet there we go you [ __ ] get

Out [Laughter] Timber okay now how do we make damn it a you need to smelt it wait no where do you find cobblestone what the [ __ ] I was just doing that what the hell did I not put like whatever difficult ass game man I’m telling you oh not enough

And now we can put wood in this bad boy right and burn [ __ ] up now what should we do first wait a second oh now I can get stone weapons cool finally [ __ ] yes Yolie no you don’t need to smelt it just keep doing the mine and that crap I got it thanks

Buddy I should save the wood so let’s put the coal in there for now oh we could cook our food uh lamp chops here we go all right just to keep me a little safe [ __ ] Fox I told you that you could just pick stuff up by crouching you

Don’t need to click on it I just did Crouch box tell the story about citos oh all right so what happened was we were jump this was last season or or last world that died rest in peace golden Fox’s head so I’m I’m cave Diamond I’m looking around for stuff just a normal

Average day and I’m getting attacked left and right by [ __ ] nut zombies all over the place I went to the deep dark to look for more diamonds and believe me I’m an expert at finding diamonds so so I’m I’m there just [ __ ] looking for [ __ ] avoiding

Zombies up the ass and then all of a sudden this big cheese [ __ ] with Diamond Armor comes running in with his kid on the back of him going crazy and this kid has gold armor oh man it was it was an intense moment and I’m just like

What the [ __ ] and I’m yelling at Fox like Fox how [ __ ] rare is this and I’m just screaming you know well we killed him and just like wow that was a proud moment in my life playing this [ __ ] game I’m sitting there going good damn that was a fun day okay where

Is put that away that away too our sticks yeah let’s put the Flint away I think this is all we need for now then we just go get more materials the sticks away yeah get more materials and go see if I can go get that oh I need sand

Actually well here’s sand right here [ __ ] it yeah let’s take it Ma we got all right I’m going to go check out jump oh I forgot my weapons [ __ ] sorry Fox I mean sheep no it’s over here let’s go see if I can get that iron over there what the hell

Oh I think it’s when we spawned here there was some iron on the walls oh you know what I’m a [ __ ] idiot we should be gathering stone for all I know the wood an axe won’t be able to get the iron and then just be a waste

So never mind just chop more trees down I didn’t even think about that cuz I remember my dumbass tried using a wooden pickaxe on [ __ ] on on uh what do you call it diamonds and [ __ ] I was like oh yeah that’s right [ __ ] doesn’t work oh yeah Fox he’s definitely alive

Remember this is a different Universe this is a whole different Universe he’s probably around and he’s probably more deadlier than the last huh oh the sexy fairy I’m going to call the sexy fairy Yolie I can see up your skirt [ __ ] anybody watch Joe Dirt I’m not a

Movie guy but you know that’s this a good movie I get enough of this wood so we can go make some [Laughter] uh [ __ ] [ __ ] damn it Charizard oh good it’s the the mother load I know we could just use wood but wood seems a little too valuable to be

Doing that right now I should have made charcoal [ __ ] this game man he probably killed his son but he survived somehow possibly all right I’ll come back with a better Stone ax or something at the moment let’s go Scout the area real quick Oh damn I should make a tower make a find a bunch of rocks and make a tower or something oops oh that’s and atite man you barely get anything for rocks a wait oh I’m missing cobblestones okay [ __ ] it we got an axe anyways what does that feel good damn

It I hate [ __ ] PC that’s crazy that [ __ ] just lives in blocks man mining must be a really pain in the ass oh it’s getting night time better get going does the same logic Falls with this game when you put uh torches and stuff maybe rock monsters are weak to

Pickaxes makes sense right yeah it does make sense possibly I mean I’m assuming that’s how this game does work it works with the fact that maybe uh certain monsters are weak against certain weapons I mean it works with [Applause] armor we’ll find out eventually oh the hatchet does nine damage it’s a little stronger doesn’t isn’t it H what’s this Cobblestone wall a bug net hey how can we make that oh we need string a bucket oh we need iron chest how do you make coal block of coal

Duh I’m an idiot a wheel why would we need a wheel can we make a wheelbarrow cartwheel huh really we can make a cart that’s cool hold up wait wait wait what else do we need to make it hold let’s find out what is it called a cart oh Transportation

Cart so you need Plank and two oh okay that’s going to be useful for when we go look for stuff okay damn that’s cool okay okay we got the glass right on that coal in here might as well cook this food put the wheel barrow in Here actually give me some of those make a torch oh we need a flint don’t we you serious A we need a flint that sucks can we make a campfire oh we probably need that too wait hold up hold up can we Oh stone and a couple of that to make a campfire but we need [ __ ] and we don’t we need Flint right why is the funky smoke over there no need five stones and a sticky stick thing yeah Fox why is that you saw that right oops

Yeah I saw that [ __ ] too it freaked me out sweet dreams what can we do with this glass oh can we put water in it and drink oh awesome oh no I’m sick a I should have known purify is that how it worked oh yeah okay so just like in real

Life all right purify water right on hey what’s up looks like a diamond and gold eggot an ender pearl just build up three blocks and hope that it can reach what the the [ __ ] oh was yeah I just figured that out up Mr B just makes you want to drink

More water oh so it’s like eating the raw flesh then or the nasty flesh crap [ __ ] it all right I throw this out [ __ ] why don’t you put your dog on a [ __ ] leash bro all right let’s go freaking try to find some uh some damn iron ah a lion that wasn’t a

Lion ah come on emotional damage come on SW whm I hate PC so much what happened to my sword don’t tell me that little [ __ ] took it did he really that lion took my sword [ __ ] dick bag [ __ ] oh Crap I thought I could be slick and kill him in here looks like I can [ __ ] you punch you to death [ __ ] I just killed the lion with my bare hands don’t [ __ ] with me little [ __ ] with my bare hands Kyle oh here’s my sword where’s the rest of my crap oh

Now I got the stone weapons don’t you worry I’m we’re just going to go look for iron I could have sworn I saw some around here I see that there is there it is told you’d find it a I don’t meet the requirements oh I forgot we have to level up okay let’s

See oh I need level four what level am I again three no not that a two [ __ ] marble rock what can we do with marble rock anything cool with it now I’m just curious this why I’m picking it up this for now oh crap hey spider s let’s kill this

[ __ ] yay I killed it in one hit cuz I’m super [ __ ] strong in your face guys in your [ __ ] faces look at that one shot killed the [ __ ] are you impressed now Mr V you [ __ ] stalker that’s what I’m talking about MOX you killed that [ __ ] with

One hit that’s right cuz I’m a bad ass capital B a ass I killed the spinosaurus now we’re going to go eat the [ __ ] see that’s that’s how I get the girls Guys these nerds out here huh I got to remember I got to make a

Freaking I got to make like a a pole or something W hold your autographs people can I level up again now I’m man noice okay one more point and we’re good let’s cook this bad boy a pork like meat very chewy eating this raw causes weakness oh we can make leather stuff

Huh oh look we can make leather armor awesome iron chest plate a flint and steel obviously we need iron eggnots can make a transportation cart right now oh no no we can’t well I don’t have the stuff I need for it what’s this bug habitat wait a minute can we season

Sensor what the [ __ ] is that wait we can catch one of those fairies just level up MOX why you kill the MAA it was a weak one too no it wasn’t who the [ __ ] make leather armor not me that’s who not me leather armor you crazy [ __ ]

Wait a minute can we make marble Stone weapons did I see that yeah did I see that correctly we can make marble Stone weapons oh no okay yeah I was tripping all right all right look at all this junk okay put this away and St rocks nether

Quartz how did I get that I don’t remember getting that [ __ ] congratulations out my way loser oh what am I doing go to sleep Marx the poor makaka was almost dead it was sick and you killed it in Cold Blood you know what I don’t

Have to take that from you make a modded sword nah it’s useless that’s [ __ ] making a boat would be a good idea why a boat I like them CU they’re cute why why make a boat I mean yeah I mean a boat sounds like fun just got to go keep Gathering wood

Where’s the boat we were going to make a cart too to go mining but since I need to level up anyways what’s the point where the [ __ ] is the boat I just saw it oh it’s right here ah we got to make some of this crap

[ __ ] oh yeah I have to do that [ __ ] manually huh yeah forgot uh forgot come Lord tell me about that what happened to my Hatchet the [ __ ] a damn it sticks whatever let’s go I need more room to do stuff uhoh oh I hope nothing pops out

Like some kind of ancient demon or something you stop doing doing that what the hell it didn’t want to work oh there it goes Oh My Darling finger [ __ ] hate hle Berry Hound that was the most annoying cartoon ever piece of [ __ ] when it spawns just hit it with the pickaxe

Huh I’ll search for a sword it has like a 34 ch with that light no [ __ ] make a what a shield we can’t make a shield can we I thought we needed iron for that what is there like a new type of Shield oops no stupid

[ __ ] yeah see we need iron for it I don’t have any iron oh wait there’s a wooden Shield here oh no never mind oh whoops s stop hitting the wrong [ __ ] button man who’s the dumbass that design keyboards oh [ __ ] there’s no wooden Shield yeah dude you IGN for

That what’s so great about this one this one’s defense four defense eight oh oh okay I see huh wait wooden Tower Shield oh okay hey oh we can make a stone tower Shield too oh cool I like Tower Shields to play this with dark souls all the time okay so ah where’s my

Stick did I do that right no I didn’t Tower Shield oh the [ __ ] I already forgot okay basically a [ __ ] Diamond all right okay okay what the oh my gosh I’m tripping I forgot how to [ __ ] do this okay fine all right these [ __ ] things are so stupid I hate

A I [ __ ] hate this stuff I know it’s a pain in the ass okay that’s how he got it no get rid of that there we go jeez and now we need rocks where’s my stone is it the same way oh now it’s easier put that in the middle oh dummy there we

Go it took 20 years but we got it oh cool we don’t have to crouch anymore awesome make another one don’t make that one wait what what what’s wrong with this Shield this sh a oh yeah what’s up come Lord what’s wrong with this Shield this Shield looks great there’s only oh

[ __ ] iron Tower Shield Silver bronze plated obsidian oh finally we can use obsidian crude wooden shield shield power 128 Dy there some cool stuff in here [ __ ] my leather this away now let’s see we need to gather more wood that’s what we need to do gather more wood and go kill a couple things and freaking level

Up oh it’s a butterfly I thought it was like a a rat or something a rat a [ __ ] take that come back here you evil doer is that a fire in the tree oh no it’s just a ah it’s night time can we use the bug catching net to catch

Those things I want it as a pet or not a pet a wife no I got yeah I got that part okay a little foggy out tonight today Shield bash Huh H [Laughter] let see what we got going on over here oh I don’t like the looks of this place it’s unfamiliar [ __ ] H I miss controller what the hell what was that oh oh it’s a nymph thought it was like a monster or something oo emeralds I’m assuming I can’t get it yep

Need level eight for the hell is that thing take that desert worm whoa [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] ah damn it slain by a death worm just my [ __ ] luck make a Rapier kill that sandworm it’s a sand word yeah Stone sticky killed me good job oh great those people are

[ __ ] great now we got to hear those [ __ ] crying all day damn Mongolian deathworm killed me I had a feeling Crouch [ __ ] God I hate PC did I tell you guys how much I hate PC jeez okay get out [ __ ] well now it’s gone my God worst parents in the world

They [ __ ] make that kid cry more than the [ __ ] did it just die Oh I thought I saw something giant over there what the hell what the [ __ ] by a falling block what what the [ __ ] is a what a falling block Crouch you [ __ ] good God that was annoying jeez that was annoying

Can a man just kill Something stupid sandworm the Tremors what particles there was the what the [ __ ] that’s flying out of the sand I thought it was just me like the game glitching cuz you know cuz look that stuff that was just the game glitching not even [ __ ] start dude oh there crap a crap

A damn it they didn’t chase me ah they didn’t chase me [ __ ] I need levels oh I didn’t get any levels out of it [ __ ] oh my gosh why don’t you all shut the hell up worst parents in the [ __ ] world dude a damn it wo why are you spamming stop spamming

The weapon or two times faster than you if you followed n that bar [ __ ] is freaking dumb as all [ __ ] raw Squid cook that meat flap need to make a new freaking look at all this junk Sandstone rock yeah I’ll drop that don’t need that crap shees why don’t you just dump his ass oh great now they’re [ __ ] fighting oh look he actually grows okay cool wow this dude really said you’re my

Girlfriend I can put my hands on you if I want you no [ __ ] you can’t it’s called rape assault I swear I hate that [ __ ] dude popping in his [ __ ] jaw oh horses oh sexy fairy hey what happened to my food oh I must have left [ __ ] idiot gra my [ __ ] food

Ate the [ __ ] out of that thing [ __ ] poor MAA make a better sword how do we make a better sword with the materials that I have iron sword wooden sword diamond sword Neptune sword ntoni fish swordfish silver sword silver silver silver hey yeah can I make a stone grade sword oo I

Can oh you need a handle how do you make handles oh hey yeah I want a two-handed Greatsword I love those swords okay so we need to make what a handle and how do we make the handle again I just forgot stick and Strength don’t make a great sword my gosh why can’t I do anything that’s all I have to make stuff living sword resol of various parasites o do they have a poison one that’ be cool bronze how do you make bronze oh it’s actually an ignot hold up I don’t have any levels yet

[ __ ] silver silver eggnots yeah yeah yeah BL blah blah blah make a saver or Rapier Raper I mean one of those stabbers that’s what I call them Stone rap here here damage absorption unarm damage bonus okay so we make a handle and that okay oops all right Stone rap here there now

We got a raper and we’ll name it Mr V’s Raper because I think that’s the V for Vendetta sword or something huh h Mark Rock and okay need another chest oops oh need more stuff my gosh those people are [ __ ] annoying ohuh now makes a bigger chest right on all right let’s go

See yeah I saw that I thought I this is our it’s basically a bum now the the weapon does do a little more damage I’m actually that’s not surprising because you know stabbing hurt is better than slicing let’s go test ooh the white one please please down here glowing in night vision it’s

Daytime huh let’s see what can we go slice and dice or stab and poke huh the light actually changes with the shade that’s kind of cool is that a castle what the hell there’s freaking dinosaurs up there looks like we’re in a town you’re a librarian

Oh crap it’s night time I shouldn’t be here [ __ ] I shouldn’t be here the zombies are going to come out what you think should we go home or stay here I mean those things will protect us won’t they fu no door ooh iron swords iron nuggets Don’t Mind If I

Do hey we could I heard we could smell stuff can we smell stuff or is that just a rumor or a mod oo it’s the mother load boys what’s this hey look there’s something in the water is it a dragon I’ll save you sir I got him hero of Hyrule people what’s my

Prize of can I wear it a I can’t wear it nobody to thank me just pay forward what the [ __ ] the [ __ ] just attacked Me what the [ __ ] bro God damn skeletons man no [ __ ] no first of all I don’t like Raper I respect them as weapons but I don’t [ __ ] with them I want a great sword I’m going to get a great sword I don’t care what any of you guys

Say [ __ ] I got to run back and get my [ __ ] [ __ ] skeletons man pieces of [ __ ] I basically am a bum in this game I live outside of a freaking Castle or hey torches you guys better not have jacked my [ __ ] what the [ __ ] Crouch I hate PC How [ __ ] do I fix this oh there it Goes now where’s my shield oh nice still got more stuff down here all right I guess I got everything let’s get the hell out of here well I can’t find my glass bottles but screw it leave or actually no I just raid these [ __ ] Village [ __ ] it

Your on Facebook you want to be on Facebook Facebook what a damn p [ __ ] ooh we’re just raiding this Village after what they did to me [ __ ] you guys took all my [ __ ] name tags worthless unless I could catch that fairy and name it and name it after Yoli my best friend

I was about to say did that book say woke on it or am I tripping KCK woke the book about wokeness water is scary in this game ma the bum hero that’s right come Lord the a how long do you have until for work oh [ __ ] I’m running late

[ __ ] a I’m running late you you’re right [ __ ] I don’t want I don’t want to stop playing I’m having too much fun wait what the hell was that I don’t care a Man oh I was having fun damn you guys are right I have to go to work [ __ ] and don’t say I can call off no I can’t well I mean technically I can but it shouldn’t gold eggot [ __ ] hold on let’s take this crap home and come

Back open the Lopez I don’t know what the [ __ ] that does oh I know what it does I’m a [ __ ] idiot in this game I don’t know all right let’s go leave wait let’s check in here okay let’s go home if I can remember the way

Home I want to wear this skull that’s not fair okay run home run home run home I said where the [ __ ] is shift damn I don’t want to go to work [ __ ] I’m already running late just I mean I could be late once but I’m not late all

The time so they won’t trip but no I really got to get my uniform together and I got to get my knife and my [ __ ] does that horse Have Eyes on his ass he had Mr Potato Head eyes on his ass okay we’re home all right this was

Fun this was fun I [ __ ] this game dude I guess we’re not doing uh regular Minecraft then [ __ ] it he has two watches well yeah well no [ __ ] I’m a security guard you have to watch it back anyways I had fun this was this was

Fun [ __ ] I didn’t want to stop playing I can see why it’s addicting damn I’ll catch you guys tomorrow wait what the knife I don’t have a knife what are you talking about oh yeah my knife right here oh [ __ ] where’d it go all got a blade right Hereo yeah see yeah a little shiny little bir probably as big as my hand little too big it’s kind of like the one in Minecraft yeah I bring a knife to work bums have knives they have rocks they have stuff got be careful you got to protect yourself always man it’s not

Illegal to own a knife I’m working on getting a gun though but California is strict on gun laws right now so have to take classes I’m out of this [ __ ] M’s cocking me I fro what the [ __ ] see you later guys