Yeah so i saw a lot of people playing this game recently like a lot of my friends and they were all talking about how [ __ ] hard the game is but it’s minecraft and it looks easy as [ __ ] so i figured i’d try and beat it and see if it actually is that difficult I’ve tried to get into this game at least five or six times over the course of the last decade and i just don’t like it but who knows maybe this is the time that it really just [ __ ] hits me maybe this is the time i’m like wow Now i see it it’s like when that girl that you turned down in high school turns out to be like a supermodel later in life you’re like [ __ ] should have seen that coming so how do i play the story mode this is the hardest yeah but this is Isn’t this what people play right now like okay to put in perspective what are people saying when they’re saying they’re beating minecraft i’ve seen that [ __ ] so many times recently what are they beating is it not hardcore so survival and normal that sounds a lot less cool is that really what it is Doesn’t matter the difficulty then how is it even tough is it really that difficult to hop into minecraft and kill the ender dragon or whatever if you have unlimited lives on normal mode i’m just going to do hardcore this sounds like some weenie hut junior [ __ ] i don’t know why people are bragging About beating minecraft if it’s on like the easiest difficulty with unlimited lives i’ll learn the game the hard way i’m sure hardcore is not that [ __ ] bad we’ll see i don’t think it’s gonna be unplayable everyone likes to play these games like with [ __ ] training wheels on and [ __ ] I’m not afraid to just come in here full throttle i’ll figure this game out it’s a game made for like four-year-olds i’m sure i can handle it see i still remember a few things here what a start the speed runs coming along nicely i’ve already got my first visitor to my Island what a nice guy all right what else do i need probably a pickaxe right um don’t need any stairs maybe a little house is that a shark it’s like some kind of octopus or some [ __ ] i’m gonna make like an underground shelter for myself okay this would be like my little home Here now i know there’s like skeletons and [ __ ] that come at night so i’ll probably just wall myself in in the cave right they can’t really do much there can they unless i can use the oak logs for something how deep does this get could i make fire by twirling something Really fast on my wood huge smelt that [ __ ] again oh let’s get rolling that’s a pretty easy game as i thought it would be oh it’s more iron baby all right you guys can’t see i don’t even need torches i can still see perfectly fine but i know on stream you Can’t see [ __ ] the pickaxe is dying and i can go make another one that’s the beauty of minecraft nothing’s ever truly dead oh you’re right right right this is a game where i actually need to get food and [ __ ] there’s like hunger mechanics i forgot Look at all this iron can i make like a iron pickaxe or something now oh my god oh my god jesus the speed run is going so well uh how am i gonna find my way back to this uh okay i have a plan let me just get some dirt I’m not gonna use the [ __ ] longitude and latitude or anything i have my own much easier solution let me show you how an actual [ __ ] man instead of a child does this okay so i should be able to see this right yeah there’s a pig See this is a [ __ ] easy game as long as you’ve graduated like fourth grade shit’s too easy did that drop anything oh jesus what the [ __ ] is it attacking am i getting sniped oh poisoned quick to the hideout are the fish aggressive are these guys gonna gang up on me for My lunch money come back oh you little pieces of [ __ ] oh jesus i’m drowning what the [ __ ] god there’s drowning mechanics how is this man still alive it’s a [ __ ] children’s game that’s how the game is actually made for like four-year-olds i am not four years old i can handle This ah little pieces of charcoal eh holy [ __ ] i’m rich i think i’m ready for action let’s heal up and let’s see if i can uh fight some [ __ ] oh i see a little uh skeleton guy over there how do i make it over there safely oh it’s a zombie okay let’s see Another one eh the whole football team’s coming in huh yeah now we’re cooking there’s redstone over there yeah [ __ ] that gold oh god what the [ __ ] this is huge this changes everything no jesus my little blocks of coal gold is used to trade with piglins in the nether Oh what what the [ __ ] kind of dungeons and dragon nerd speak is that oh you see gold is actually very valuable to the high elves you just have to travel to darkmeyer now i’m playing minecraft baby [ __ ] yeah look like a piece of concrete now They don’t want to [ __ ] with me so what does this bucket do for me suck the cow’s tits with the bucket jesus all right well that’s not very helpful all right i see you well that was underwhelming aren’t those things supposed to be like really [ __ ] scary That’s a lot of lava to try and uh cut off but i do see some iron ore do i need this red [ __ ] so i just walk into it why didn’t somebody say that why do you keep saying right click all i did was walk into it So is there any reason to go in here can i like mine in here oh wow jesus swim how do i how do i why can’t i swim oh that was cool oh my god it’s chaos i’m gonna go to a more accessible location i’m ready what the [ __ ] jesus their Range is nuts oh god dude’s aimbotting so far the only tough enemy is that a skeleton guy he also happens to be the most common enemy start a fire in the forest why does that give me all the resources if the whole let’s just see what happens i guess is it working I don’t see any blocks dropping i feel like i’ve just started the uh amazon rainforest fires back up again how the [ __ ] is there still skeletons here did the wind carry my fire over here traitor how do i huh oh god he’s drowning me [ __ ] he’s Baptizing me please can we can we do this on land [ __ ] yeah i can’t believe that worked you can actually just milk a cow can i like uh prod this cow into my dungeon and just constantly milk him can i drink this oh no it’s lapis no oh what a [ __ ] tease How in the [ __ ] how did i what holy what kind of non-euclidean geometry cave is this how did i end what the [ __ ] i just came back this way went through here and somehow ended up over here what the [ __ ] oh it’s like a house of mirrors jesus christ Oh it’s like playing pt okay let’s uh let’s just let’s just get the way the [ __ ] away from here there’s actually gonna be nothing left of this [ __ ] world i’m like the goddamn underminer from the incredibles oh baby jesus christ are you enjoying minecraft now this time i am This is what it’s all about baby This is that good [ __ ] i just at this point i think chat doesn’t even know how to [ __ ] to play minecraft everyone has like a different theory no no y11 y11 is statistically proven to have the most amount of diamond spawn no no you guys are [ __ ] it there’s Never been a single diamond reported on y11 it’s actually y12 and i’ll spend an hour on both and find nothing i just i don’t i don’t think diamonds have spawned i think a a glitch may have occurred there’s no [ __ ] way it should take this long There’s no way a kid has the patience to wait this long for his diamond fix jesus what the [ __ ] is this thing a mermaid holy [ __ ] so how deep could i have gone like if i had kept going straight out there does it just infinitely go is there more Land out that way maybe or is it always just gonna be open ocean this is the way i came from i don’t think so i don’t think i’m ever gonna find my way back Video Information
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