VanossGaming – Minecraft – Nogla Buys a Broken Version of Minecraft! (Funny Moments)

Can we make a tongue twister of [ __ ] [ __ ] what’s happening we’re making a tongue crystal with [ __ ] [ __ ] why cause now right now we’ve got [ __ ] [ __ ] buddy youtube just allowed us to use [ __ ] and [ __ ] in the first person specific words yeah it does say uh delivered through the

Context of humor so yeah [Laughter] i’m very careful no we agree though if we’re recording and get the [ __ ] out of your stupid ass cow why’d you hit me and call me a cow do you still have to scream like an [ __ ] all right on the contract yes yes yes

Yes we’re gonna hear you oh you’re gonna knock at the [ __ ] door and there’s me maybe [ __ ] my [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you’ll have like a laugh like a man look the guy that needs to explain it what’s going on okay all right you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh oh

That’s a book oh give it to me i know how to read i just learned last week i know this is here show us what you got randomizer info what’s been randomized item drops my blue labels cheat loot levels some blacks require silk touch the same type of block in different states

Without candles will have a different drop than a kick would what the [ __ ] is I didn’t understand the damn thing you said basically if you break a block something random is going to come out oh so dirt is blue i’m not a block so dark blue powder awesome oh no what is this i mean what is bamboo okay well we need to get food so we need

To kill cows and hope you get yeah we need food so we can’t we’re not getting a steak from a cow no what are we going to get from the cow oh we got a respawn anchor holy [ __ ] that’s nice we needed one of those guys i killed the sheep and

I got chicken chickens are loving this day they’ll never be slaughtered again okay i killed a dog and i got sandstorm nice guys are you trying to see what you get to kill me yes did you pay for this this mod uh i paid for it yeah did you keep the receipt

Yeah like i like how you paid for a broken version of minecraft here’s just like a version of minecraft that everybody would be outraged about you know when i asked for the mod i thought it was going to be like oh it’s consistent okay i get it i get it i get

It it’s consistent so flowers flower wait flowers are dead bubble coral block what a [ __ ] mouthful you need to find out how to get wood you got some of that dead bubble coral block you got something that’s very useful it’s very useful thank you very much evan for the help thank you everyone

Coral bubble the dead bubble coral block dead bubbles i killed a puffer fish and he gave me light concrete but i’m saying i get a flag from sand if you can put other stuff down and break it that means you can get a ton of flags oh [ __ ] you’re

Right move big brin big brand i just got stairs from a flag which i got from send is this cold this ain’t coal what is this that’s poo oh you’re right it’s diamonds how stupid of me what are you talking about oh bro where’s nogla where

Are you no glow where are you no glue what is it [ __ ] flowers commodities [ __ ] i don’t know but i came across pink flowers and i hit him and gave me 13 emeralds okay okay so then the game plan is we get the emeralds and we find the

Village that’s no one that’s rule number one i’m not responsible hey i found a little shrub that gives stein yeah oh [ __ ] i have a million signs now i have a sign this is a terrible idea oh more wood is the wood zombies are wood

All right did you make it do you make a workbench thingy yeah oh no if you put a work [ __ ] down and then you break it change it to something i’ll [ __ ] break it no i learned that no room for air is it worth making like a [ __ ]

Pickaxe made out of wood or no should i just save my snakes something gave me probably not he walks up with a pickaxe made out of wood she comes into frame guys if you break a sign you get a polished button yeah you get them oh my gosh oh yeah [ __ ] yeah dude

Now i can put a button right here look we can click it [Laughter] i just like pressing buttons ever since i was a little child i like pressing buttons i need food we can’t get food yeah yeah i’m gonna leave everything minecraft to you oh yeah you hit me one time i’ll die

You won’t even knock me off don’t don’t do it don’t do it okay well then i have bone meal we can oh no we need [ __ ] never mind i realize we need a [ __ ] hoe i told you blue concrete powder is the way to go

That you i think you get it from dirt go put it in water yeah what about it what do you get oh it basically turns into it’s like random yeah oh it is oh my god it’s like from it it’s a lottery oh whoever gets diamonds first wins how about that wins

Thousand dollars they should have programmed one of these things to just like turn into a machine gun i got a ar-15 I got a wither skeleton skull from a creeper is that good oh no he makes a wither boss if we kill three creatures oh yeah we’re definitely ready can you put it down and then break that uh yeah actually we could break it wither skeleton turns into [ __ ] blue ladder orange whoa togepi

And a wart fence put that down there let’s go down there oh my god i just had an idea why did we not break the chest at spawn and see right there why do we break the chest that could have been turned out to be like something incredible

Break break this brian break this brian yo twisting vine gives you honeycombs blocks and then break this oh black concrete yeah black or yeah break that i’m curious where to get okay what’s that oh you got a banner okay and then break that break that keep going break the

Ball go away keep keep breaking nice how did we go on that epic journey and break down the diverse lineup of blocks and then it turns into dirt shut up i just got iron where are you how i got iron just tell us what the block was sugar cane candy floaties

Of course it goes by sugar This is great diabetic is so excited about getting a cookie god damn it ice just give us oh green wool let’s go you need better oh yeah bed’s bed shut up tell us where you are wait a minute wait a minute i am just currently breaking a lot of

Blocks hold on i just a [ __ ] i’m taking an angle i have 15 diamonds no big deal what did you i’ll give you a tnt if you tell me where you’re at just text me 18. you know what cannot make a block of diamond and break a blanket it’s probably something so

Simple wait isn’t it i think i literally think it’s just cobblestone no way no way have you have you broken cobblestone before yet today no i’m a [ __ ] genius dude i’m a genius know what makes you do i am so smart me and delirious are geniuses delirious is also genius for taking the

Leap to greatness uh look what i just got i just got deal right okay see it’s that stats with d [ __ ] your diamonds i got dear right you’re right you’re right you know d you’re right well i got diarrhea so i have jokes on both of you i i really do it’s honestly

It’s pouring down my pants right now break a diamond block see what it becomes okay I’m gonna be the last one to get diamonds no it’s gonna be me because i don’t really give a [ __ ] yeah yeah you do yeah you do i’m going to break the diamond block please be a vagina please be a vagina please be a vagina what is it purple carpet amazing well

I have a place to dry my feet now excellent because i’m dripping oh there you are hilarious up here hello friend brother diamond what’s up man you joined the diamond club beautiful day in diamondville what do you have for breakfast today ooh diamonds homies yes i hate diamonds today

Today please pass the diamond so i could spread it on my diamonds do you have any diamond seasoning oh is this joke over yet holy [ __ ] shut up jesus no to both questions no where dude ar you’re lying about the cobblestone because i don’t don’t tell them don’t tell them

Don’t don’t don’t tell them how you actually do it yeah what do you mean don’t talk just you [ __ ] right i think this man is forgetting what exactly cobblestone is i think he’s breaking Was he breaking just stone and just complaining that yeah whis there you go okay yeah he’s more what’s next on it to do this we’re beating the game we rock them to the ender dragon at all times the funny thing is we still don’t have food like

We don’t the value system is going to be so upside down one chicken is going to cost 40 diamonds oh evan evan evan i got the dildo for you look even did you stick it you stick it to the piece of wood it looks like

What is it oh it look it makes bars what if you break the bars though what if you break the bars oh true what if you break the baby you get dirt from dildos from dildos to dirt new netflix documentary the autobiography of nova i’ll make a block of emeralds and see

What they yeah make a block emeralds uh let’s waste 11 emeralds and just see what it does emerald what does this mean nothing nothing wait did they do it i used nine emeralds to put down and break to see what it would make and it makes nothing no

It’s just gone nothing see i was actually gonna wait for us all to be around each other and then do that but you know that’s okay it’s cool how do you make flint and steel how do you make it don’t have any what happens you break

The tnt have you tried it i want cookies yeah i haven’t got a job cookies oh [ __ ] yeah i’m breaking all the tnt then oh hello what’s going on what’s in gold gold gives you [ __ ] stairs birch stairs you love that fan ass remember that time i got really mad

At you from making stairs evan oh yeah i was like so angry at you for making so much lava over here i had to go to rehab for building stairs whoa whoa what would you find what’d you find where’d you find what’d you find what the [ __ ] are you breaking

I don’t know oh whoa these things what the [ __ ] yo what are these boys what is it what did we get what’d you get oh oh my god i’m gonna i gotta stop oh i was waiting so long for that holy [ __ ] that was weird who knew that uh breaking uh uh gravel

Gives you a terror response Look how medieval what if i break obsidian what does it give me obsidian what are we going to get from the city what are we going to do we’re going to get oh dude we got a birch press wait what are we going to get from a bird yeah what

Are we going to get something i mean is that is that we got foreskin let’s vagina obsidian is stupid wait we can go to the nether and not allow us to find more stuff right can we yeah another nether and then find more stuff that’s another video yeah that’s another video

Getting to the nether might be kind of a process right we’re [ __ ] doing it all right Is that how we do it uh that’s a square that’s a square hey that takes you to michael jackson’s backyard freeze everywhere and i’m trying to see your name to your right here you like playing now uh-huh Oh i thought it died oh yeah i thought [Laughter] yeah i do i do never getting back home or trapped forever i i got i have a flavor i just walk into the lot blue [ __ ] banners is what we get we got blue blanders Hey i heard if you throw a diamond in lava you can make a wish and it will come true ryan ryan help me [ __ ] make a make up make a wish make a wish like a wish make a wish oh i got a

Oh you have to you have to tell me or it won’t come true i think that’s how it works i want nobody to shut up for the rest of the session ain’t no glow don’t stand close to the edge i’m not trying to lose all right guys we’re moving on up okay i

Don’t know what to do exactly since we have diamonds we kind of just eat the game the next thing we need is just oh and they’re pearls let’s go let’s go you know what let’s go for let’s get our let’s go back to the other world let’s

Get our diamonds let’s go kill three creepers get three withers things and summon the wither and that’ll beat it break this fred carter rock copper what do these guys make oh leather boots wait where did you get leather boots here you go moo here you go moo

I want to get lost on this place um guys yeah guess who just picked up i mean i’m not gonna say that i’d you know i’m not gonna assume it’s because i threw you leather boots in that area but i did do that we need ender posts that’s

What we need are we leaving i think we should leave and re-evaluate don’t touch me slinky oh my god i [ __ ] oh oh i’m going back outside [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] you get what’d you get what’d you do well let me show you oh he got him a whoopee oh wow

Yeah what does give us good boy is he gonna is he gonna [ __ ] out an ender eye huh how does this help us oh boys don’t beat the game we don’t need to go to the end of dragon i just got your dragon eggs it’s a chinese knockoff where the [ __ ]

Did it go it’s gone wait it’s gone was it gone god someone touched it yeah you shouldn’t touch it it’s shy well where’s it actually gone man i deserved that good win on the ground make another one it cost me so much iron you can’t make another one i

Touched it the first time but i didn’t touch it the second time oh oh brian why did terrorizer get bullied You’re coming back right yeah happy halloween [ __ ] Oh there’s the egg oh yeah there it is nice it’s right there oh i missed your little leggy boy oh oh you get it oh i’ve got it nice yeah i’ve got the oh didn’t know that work i feel like that’s not the real egg

It is a real egg dude beat down around you just had your back turned all right uh god damn it could be creepers down oh it’s okay you can kill me there you go brian i got him back i got him back here we go brian

You walked past this video but he’s a true friend no no no you know just like just blasting that music there’s rolling down the street in your car the windows open you just roll to intersection turn you see like two black people just like in another car if you don’t know

Okay that’s a good way to end the video Said i’m your perfect girl